User: Gopher
Class: Clown
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 49
Next level: 5 days, 23:11:35
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Tue Aug 8 16:19:41 2023
Last login: Thu Aug 28 09:14:26 2025
Total time idled: 101 days, 20:20:40
Current position: [350,417]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 49
boots: 51
charm: 49
gloves: 53
helm: 62
leggings: 46
ring: 39
shield: 24
tunic: 59
weapon: 41
sum: 473
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 1 day, 04:44:39
quit: 0 days, 04:07:13
total: 1 day, 08:51:52
[08/08/23 16:41:17] Gopher [0/4] has challenged tinyredlantern [688/825] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/23 19:16:56] Gopher [7/53] has challenged dirmaster0 [180/1098] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:06:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/23 20:03:27] Phreaked [575/1171] has challenged Gopher [3/64] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:15:25 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/08/23 21:03:27] calm-steam [360/946] has challenged Gopher [0/66] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:59 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/09/23 00:44:33] Gopher was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:59 toward level 15.
[08/09/23 02:36:01] Gopher [96/104] has challenged w00ter [888/920] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/09/23 09:09:57] Gopher [20/115] has challenged Anna [267/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 00:03:28] w00ter [688/938] has challenged Gopher [14/141] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:38:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/10/23 05:03:53] Gopher [18/141] has challenged Phreaked [568/1171] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 12:06:41] Gopher [127/176] has challenged dclaw [138/1252] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:38:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 16:03:27] Phreaked [126/1171] has challenged Gopher [128/176] but is chaffed in combat! 1 day, 03:52:10 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/10/23 20:40:08] Gopher [51/176] has challenged w00ter [378/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 00:03:28] techDarko [55/903] has challenged Gopher [83/176] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:09:16 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/11/23 05:15:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried Gopher 0 days, 00:07:51 toward level 27.
[08/11/23 05:42:16] Gopher [123/176] has challenged idleClaw [42/1356] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:59 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 11:03:27] Anna [536/931] has challenged Gopher [78/176] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 01:11:20 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/11/23 13:02:16] Gopher [165/176] has challenged techDarko [14/903] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 22:10:58] Gopher [42/208] has challenged ngora [534/764] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/23 00:03:27] k [257/1242] has challenged Gopher [65/208] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 13:17:55 is removed from k's clock.
[08/12/23 02:03:28] ngora [116/764] has challenged Gopher [152/208] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 10:41:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/12/23 13:03:27] Anna [156/933] has challenged Gopher [136/208] and battered them in combat! 5 days, 10:51:18 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/12/23 13:03:27] Anna has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/23 13:15:49] Gopher [49/226] has challenged dclaw [833/1252] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:26:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/23 05:03:28] Phreaked [628/1171] has challenged Gopher [20/226] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:32:40 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/13/23 07:00:18] Gopher [193/226] has challenged FeathersMcGraw [380/488] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/23 07:03:28] dclaw [898/1252] has challenged Gopher [86/226] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 14:20:48 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/13/23 08:03:28] w00ter [334/938] has challenged Gopher [191/226] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/13/23 11:03:28] Phreaked [6/1171] has challenged Gopher [107/226] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:08:42 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/13/23 16:03:29] dclaw [155/1252] has challenged Gopher [32/226] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 22:51:44 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/13/23 17:03:29] kub [650/1171] has challenged Gopher [69/226] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 19:38:24 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/14/23 00:55:50] Gopher [22/233] has challenged tinyredlantern [482/854] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 02:03:29] Phreaked [497/1171] has challenged Gopher [37/233] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:26:11 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/14/23 03:03:29] Anna [318/952] has challenged Gopher [71/233] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:18 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/14/23 13:31:42] FeathersMcGraw, bsdbandit, and Gopher [908/1309] have team battled Phreaked, dclaw, and ngora [626/3183] and won! 0 days, 01:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 14:03:27] morb [1141/1219] has challenged Gopher [144/233] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:13 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/14/23 14:03:27] morb has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 22:09:51] Gopher [60/245] has challenged idleClaw [977/1356] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 23:03:29] calm-steam [279/934] has challenged Gopher [123/245] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:08 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/15/23 04:03:29] Phreaked [413/1171] has challenged Gopher [22/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:05 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/15/23 05:03:28] Phreaked [568/1171] has challenged Gopher [87/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:07 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/15/23 08:44:33] Gopher [101/245] has come upon k [448/1242] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/15/23 15:03:28] Anna [724/952] has challenged Gopher [76/245] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 08:44:52 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/15/23 16:03:27] morb [761/1219] has challenged Gopher [231/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:49:17 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/15/23 17:04:11] Gopher bought a faster computer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:48 toward level 34.
[08/16/23 01:39:22] Gopher [140/251] has challenged idleClaw [1207/1356] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/23 22:03:28] morb [792/1219] has challenged Gopher [210/251] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:24 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/17/23 05:03:27] tinyredlantern [213/852] has challenged Gopher [109/251] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:58:48 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/17/23 06:09:15] Gopher [182/251] has challenged kub [1139/1174] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:36:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/23 20:03:29] bsdbandit [95/677] has challenged Gopher [12/251] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:51 is removed from bsdbandit's clock.
[08/17/23 21:03:29] bsdbandit [77/677] has challenged Gopher [110/251] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:06:35 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/18/23 14:03:27] calm-steam [61/934] has challenged Gopher [152/251] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:15:40 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[08/18/23 19:13:32] Gopher [89/257] has challenged dirmaster0 [535/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/23 06:03:29] morb [1204/1219] has challenged Gopher [217/257] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:40 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/19/23 07:28:40] kub, techDarko, and calm-steam [2755/3011] have team battled k, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [311/2545] and won! 0 days, 10:40:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 09:03:28] calm-steam [429/934] has challenged Gopher [202/257] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:08:30 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/19/23 13:03:28] morb [583/1219] has challenged Gopher [27/257] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:01 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/20/23 07:03:27] calm-steam [29/934] has challenged Gopher [109/257] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:49:38 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[08/20/23 11:39:49] Gopher [254/258] has challenged techDarko [307/903] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/20/23 13:03:27] tinyredlantern [28/852] has challenged Gopher [144/258] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:47:27 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/20/23 18:03:27] Anna [69/952] has challenged Gopher [205/258] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 10:57:41 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/21/23 01:03:27] kub [742/1168] has challenged Gopher [73/258] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 11:36:22 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/02/25 02:26:32] dclaw [642/1567] has challenged Gopher [9/258] and defeated them in combat! 21 days, 23:21:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/02/25 13:01:41] Gopher became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:53 toward level 38.
[06/02/25 17:25:59] Gopher [98/267] has challenged nax_ [76/636] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/03/25 14:23:35] Gopher forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:43 from level 39.
[06/03/25 18:31:05] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1208 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:19 toward level 39.
[06/03/25 19:26:34] schizo [117/582] has challenged Gopher [233/267] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:39:08 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 20:26:33] feoh [528/1009] has challenged Gopher [211/267] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:17:39 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/03/25 21:26:34] LeftShoe [1314/1412] has challenged Gopher [94/267] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/04/25 01:26:32] dubiago [29/987] has challenged Gopher [174/267] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:51:15 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/04/25 03:13:57] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:07 toward level 39.
[06/04/25 07:26:32] nax_ [400/636] has challenged Gopher [0/267] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:27 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/04/25 10:09:02] Gopher [202/267] has challenged dirmaster0 [1190/1527] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:30:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/04/25 21:01:26] techDarko [759/1024] has come upon Gopher [163/267] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:26:54 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/05/25 03:54:27] ctrl-c, ngora, and street [1444/2456] have team battled Gopher, dclaw, and r0d3nt [3140/3500] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/25 05:26:32] feoh [716/1009] has challenged Gopher [204/267] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:11 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/05/25 16:51:35] Gopher [254/271] has come upon k [105/928] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:34 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/05/25 19:26:34] Phreaked [1020/1045] has challenged Gopher [13/271] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 06:46:24 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/06/25 16:23:35] techDarko, street, and Gopher [1154/1808] have team battled Savyna, schizo, and dirmaster0 [399/2580] and won! 0 days, 00:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/25 20:49:49] Gopher [87/280] has challenged techDarko [531/1024] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/07/25 04:11:05] r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and dubiago [204/3429] have team battled Gopher, dirmaster0, and street [339/2322] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/25 13:15:21] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1647 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:40 toward level 41.
[06/07/25 16:16:57] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 14:05:31 toward level 41.
[06/07/25 17:10:35] nax_, r0d3nt, and nax [3129/3184] have team battled Gopher, Savyna, and schizo [934/1346] and won! 0 days, 15:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/25 19:40:18] iamfoxy [266/436] has come upon Gopher [225/284] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:02 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/07/25 20:26:34] nax_ [207/636] has challenged Gopher [184/284] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:50:28 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/07/25 20:26:34] nax_ has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:29:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/08/25 00:51:33] Gopher gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:09 from level 41.
[06/08/25 14:00:32] Gopher, Phreaked, and iamfoxy [363/1766] have team battled nax, schizo, and dubiago [76/2482] and won! 0 days, 01:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/25 17:26:33] nax_ [494/636] has challenged Gopher [196/284] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:26:15 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/08/25 20:26:33] r0d3nt [733/1635] has challenged Gopher [246/284] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 17:13:52 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/09/25 08:26:34] r0d3nt [1619/1635] has challenged Gopher [94/284] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 14:19:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/09/25 10:17:21] TheScryer, Gopher, and ngora [1531/1885] have team battled Phreaked, dirmaster0, and k [3332/3502] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/25 13:36:28] Gopher [225/284] has challenged ctrl-c [403/850] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:58:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/10/25 12:26:32] Oo [32/497] has challenged Gopher [19/284] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:03 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/10/25 15:15:13] dclaw, Gopher, Oo, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/25 17:02:17] Gopher uninstalled all 9 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:31 toward level 42.
[06/11/25 03:26:33] Phreaked [681/1045] has challenged Gopher [197/284] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 14:16:53 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/11/25 04:26:34] dubiago [980/987] has challenged Gopher [243/284] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 04:18:21 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/11/25 13:43:18] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:58 toward level 42.
[06/11/25 16:27:19] Gopher got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:49 from level 42.
[06/11/25 23:26:34] dirmaster0 [1419/1529] has challenged Gopher [156/284] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 07:48:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/12/25 05:03:04] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:30 toward level 42.
[06/12/25 07:26:03] Gopher [259/284] has challenged dubiago [349/987] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:53:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/12/25 11:40:40] Oo [323/497] has come upon Gopher [38/346] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:44 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/12/25 14:26:04] Gopher 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:28 toward level 43.
[06/13/25 03:26:34] iamfoxy [28/438] has challenged Gopher [263/346] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:21:13 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/13/25 04:32:53] Gopher [63/346] has come upon nax [157/913] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:58:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/13/25 05:43:12] feoh [926/1009] has come upon Gopher [188/346] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 21:16:29 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/13/25 06:17:06] Gopher [236/346] has come upon feoh [91/1009] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/13/25 15:13:26] Gopher got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:52 toward level 43.
[06/13/25 17:46:59] iamfoxy, Gopher, Oo, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/25 10:26:33] r0d3nt [1341/1641] has challenged Gopher [56/357] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 04:37:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/14/25 11:26:32] k [32/928] has challenged Gopher [71/357] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 02:18:03 is added to k's clock.
[06/15/25 04:26:34] LeftShoe [555/1412] has challenged Gopher [144/357] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:55:28 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/15/25 09:34:49] Gopher [332/378] has challenged k [14/928] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:39:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/16/25 03:15:15] Gopher [136/378] has come upon dirmaster0 [258/1529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:23:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/25 12:00:42] dubiago, schizo, and Gopher [1808/1941] have team battled LeftShoe, ctrl-c, and feoh [2339/3296] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/25 12:26:33] TheScryer [62/422] has challenged Gopher [104/378] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:40:47 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[06/17/25 01:48:40] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:52 toward level 44.
[06/17/25 21:26:32] feoh [995/1019] has challenged Gopher [310/378] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:28 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/17/25 22:23:07] iamfoxy, TheScryer, and k [582/1830] have team battled Gopher, techDarko, and dirmaster0 [2651/2931] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/25 06:06:49] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:22 toward level 44.
[06/18/25 15:04:14] techDarko, nax_, and dclaw [2335/3286] have team battled Gopher, LeftShoe, and Phreaked [1010/2835] and won! 2 days, 17:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/25 15:19:37] Gopher [219/405] has challenged techDarko [142/1024] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:00:01 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/19/25 18:26:34] nax [648/913] has challenged Gopher [352/405] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:18:39 is removed from nax's clock.
[06/20/25 13:26:32] dubiago [164/975] has challenged Gopher [197/405] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 17:22:08 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/20/25 21:06:05] Oo [345/493] has challenged Gopher [235/405] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/21/25 04:26:34] ctrl-c [385/865] has challenged Gopher [349/405] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:16:48 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/21/25 13:26:34] ngora [4/1167] has challenged Gopher [181/405] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 12:16:51 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/21/25 17:35:29] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 11:47:58 toward level 45.
[06/21/25 23:08:39] Gopher [234/410] has challenged r0d3nt [213/1648] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 07:49:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/21/25 23:26:32] Gopher [9/410] has challenged street [335/523] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 00:24:32] Oo [131/493] has come upon Gopher [149/410] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 16:39:10 is added to Oo's clock.
[06/22/25 05:54:30] Gopher [315/410] has come upon nax [373/888] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:50:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 12:26:33] Gopher [32/410] has challenged LeftShoe [340/1412] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 23:26:32] nax [507/888] has challenged Gopher [356/410] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:29 is removed from nax's clock.
[06/23/25 11:26:32] dclaw [309/1567] has challenged Gopher [169/410] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 19:28:35 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/23/25 16:26:34] Gopher [168/410] has challenged dclaw [149/1567] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 01:23:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/23/25 20:50:46] Gopher, TheScryer, feoh, and Oo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/25 14:26:32] Gopher [181/410] has challenged idleClaw [1505/1649] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:56:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/24/25 18:26:34] LeftShoe [974/1412] has challenged Gopher [352/410] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 15:46:58 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/24/25 22:26:32] Gopher [309/410] has challenged dclaw [891/1567] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/25/25 15:26:32] Gopher [159/410] has challenged dirmaster0 [1405/1529] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:10:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/25/25 19:28:02] Dennis Ritchie thinks that Gopher is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 0 days, 20:51:50 toward level 46.
[06/26/25 03:34:51] Gopher [208/446] has challenged nax_ [235/771] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:59:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/26/25 11:26:33] Gopher [381/446] has challenged k [855/941] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:09:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/26/25 13:26:32] schizo [269/642] has challenged Gopher [321/446] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:00:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/26/25 16:26:34] r0d3nt [681/1648] has challenged Gopher [47/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:34:30 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/27/25 03:21:51] Gopher [74/446] has come upon RDNt [886/1057] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:20:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/27/25 17:26:32] schizo [576/642] has challenged Gopher [170/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/27/25 19:26:34] Gopher [342/446] has challenged dclaw [709/1567] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:37:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/28/25 04:26:32] Gopher [167/446] has challenged iamfoxy [91/467] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 02:04:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/28/25 05:53:12] Gopher, LeftShoe, and nax_ [1815/2629] have team battled r0d3nt, techDarko, and iamfoxy [2495/3166] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/25 02:26:33] Gopher [360/446] has challenged techDarko [995/1051] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:39:42 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/29/25 04:34:33] Dennis Ritchie thinks that Gopher is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 7 days, 12:19:22 toward level 47.
[06/29/25 06:26:34] Gopher [392/446] has challenged nax_ [507/772] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:59:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/29/25 08:29:58] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 06:44:33 toward level 47.
[06/29/25 16:56:43] iamfoxy, Gopher, and RDNt [1297/1970] have team battled techDarko, ctrl-c, and nax_ [1731/2695] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/25 23:26:32] street [444/523] has challenged Gopher [101/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:52:08 is removed from street's clock.
[06/30/25 00:26:34] TheScryer [534/599] has challenged Gopher [62/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:29 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[06/30/25 12:35:45] iamfoxy, Gopher, Oo, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/25 12:35:48] Gopher [122/446] has come upon nax_ [732/772] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/30/25 21:26:33] dirmaster0 [692/1529] has challenged Gopher [16/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:08:09 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/01/25 13:26:34] Gopher [84/446] has challenged schizo [430/642] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:50 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/25 13:59:44] street [372/523] has come upon Gopher [124/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:56 is removed from street's clock.
[07/01/25 20:43:47] Gopher [275/459] has challenged ctrl-c [357/848] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/25 22:19:32] Gopher [214/459] has come upon nax_ [710/791] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:27:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/02/25 07:26:32] dubiago [273/1040] has challenged Gopher [181/459] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:37:54 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/02/25 09:12:52] Gopher, schizo, and nax_ [1029/1892] have team battled dclaw, Oo, and feoh [1638/3088] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/25 09:55:50] Gopher, TheScryer, feoh, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/25 12:26:32] Gopher [284/459] has challenged TheScryer [177/599] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:35:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/02/25 14:10:39] nax, Oo, and dirmaster0 [1669/2934] have team battled RDNt, TheScryer, and Gopher [457/2137] and won! 1 day, 10:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/25 15:26:33] ngora [838/1147] has challenged Gopher [290/459] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 11:28:32 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/02/25 22:26:33] Phreaked [77/1045] has challenged Gopher [185/459] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 14:48:24 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/03/25 00:37:40] schizo [396/819] has challenged Gopher [420/459] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/03/25 02:26:33] Gopher [19/459] has challenged TheScryer [279/599] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:33:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/03/25 03:26:33] Gopher [296/459] has challenged RDNt [872/1079] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:37:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 03:26:32] Gopher [404/459] has challenged ctrl-c [502/848] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:16:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 07:26:33] Gopher [412/459] has challenged Oo [160/505] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 07:26:33] Gopher has dealt Oo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:25:38 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/04/25 16:26:34] Gopher [365/459] has challenged ctrl-c [92/848] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:38:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 17:27:00] Gopher, schizo, street, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/25 20:05:03] dclaw [1060/1566] has come upon Gopher [232/459] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 15:04:55 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/04/25 21:26:32] LeftShoe [810/1421] has challenged Gopher [54/459] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:47 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/04/25 21:30:32] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:02 toward level 48.
[07/05/25 17:26:34] ctrl-c [355/848] has challenged Gopher [97/459] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/05/25 19:26:34] Gopher [256/459] has challenged techDarko [186/1051] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 00:26:33] Gopher [438/459] has challenged nax_ [46/791] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:46:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 12:26:32] Gopher [390/459] has challenged Phreaked [662/1078] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 23:26:32] dclaw [1265/1566] has challenged Gopher [306/459] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 23:09:58 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/07/25 02:26:13] Gopher cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:40 toward level 48.
[07/07/25 02:26:34] Gopher [395/459] has challenged street [459/523] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:04:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 03:26:32] LeftShoe [196/1432] has challenged Gopher [29/459] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 10:44:46 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/07/25 08:26:34] Gopher [304/459] has challenged street [98/523] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:56 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 11:58:42] Gopher [3/459] has challenged Oo [482/510] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 23:26:33] nax [328/900] has challenged Gopher [384/459] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 08:45:07 is added to nax's clock.
[07/08/25 03:26:34] Gopher [364/459] has challenged Phreaked [822/1078] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:15:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/08/25 21:26:34] k [206/946] has challenged Gopher [159/459] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 08:08:03 is removed from k's clock.
[07/09/25 06:54:58] Gopher reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:32 toward level 49.
[07/09/25 10:57:20] dirmaster0, TheScryer, and Oo [2042/2690] have team battled nax_, Gopher, and dclaw [8/2816] and won! 0 days, 15:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/25 13:02:56] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:57 toward level 49.
[07/09/25 17:26:32] Gopher [255/459] has challenged k [778/931] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:57:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 13:26:33] Gopher [444/459] has challenged street [611/654] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:52:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 15:26:32] Gopher [402/459] has challenged RDNt [588/1079] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:07:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 18:26:32] Gopher [305/459] has challenged dubiago [81/1079] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:39:07 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 21:23:41] techDarko, Gopher, r0d3nt, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/25 03:26:33] Gopher [150/459] has challenged dirmaster0 [247/1529] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:54:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/11/25 07:26:33] Gopher [194/459] has challenged dubiago [1019/1079] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 03:23:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/11/25 12:56:26] dubiago [682/1079] has come upon Gopher [146/459] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:53:03 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/11/25 18:26:34] dirmaster0 [1023/1529] has challenged Gopher [221/459] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 06:28:48 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/11/25 21:26:34] Gopher [413/459] has challenged r0d3nt [1220/1648] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:03:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/25 05:26:32] Gopher [306/459] has challenged schizo [571/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:33:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/25 11:26:34] nax [246/900] has challenged Gopher [278/459] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 04:13:00 is added to nax's clock.
[07/12/25 14:26:32] ctrl-c [297/848] has challenged Gopher [242/459] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 07:12:13 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/12/25 15:26:34] feoh [658/1013] has challenged Gopher [316/459] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:45 is removed from feoh's clock.
[07/13/25 23:26:33] Gopher [74/459] has challenged idleClaw [163/1649] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:35:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/14/25 04:26:32] dirmaster0 [553/1529] has challenged Gopher [436/459] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 13:40:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/14/25 13:26:33] Gopher [264/459] has challenged ngora [743/1183] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:56:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/14/25 18:28:13] Gopher used the US format for dates in their logs. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:36 from level 49.
[07/15/25 02:26:33] Gopher [236/459] has challenged r0d3nt [878/1648] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:53:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/15/25 10:26:34] Gopher [193/459] has challenged schizo [621/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:34:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/15/25 20:43:25] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 10 days, 16:26:26 toward level 49.
[07/16/25 15:26:34] Gopher [385/461] has challenged idleClaw [1434/1649] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:56:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/17/25 08:44:20] Gopher [443/461] has come upon ctrl-c [5/848] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/17/25 16:25:01] iamfoxy, Gopher, and LeftShoe [1796/2522] have team battled dirmaster0, ctrl-c, and nax_ [2511/3184] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/25 18:26:33] dubiago [574/1079] has challenged Gopher [25/461] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:42 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/17/25 19:43:04] techDarko, Gopher, schizo, and Phreaked have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/25 06:26:33] Gopher [234/461] has challenged dirmaster0 [808/1545] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/18/25 12:45:28] feoh [366/1013] has come upon Gopher [280/461] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:27:57 is removed from feoh's clock.
[07/18/25 14:13:54] Dijkstra frowned upon Gopher and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 06:34:44 from level 49.
[07/19/25 09:58:04] Gopher [413/465] has challenged Phreaked [1046/1078] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:00:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/19/25 15:26:33] nax_ [321/791] has challenged Gopher [344/465] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:55:51 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/19/25 20:26:32] Gopher [179/465] has challenged TheScryer [154/651] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 09:18:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/20/25 06:26:32] TheScryer [551/651] has challenged Gopher [103/465] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:01:33 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/20/25 10:18:57] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:11 toward level 50.
[07/20/25 13:58:30] Gopher, TheScryer, Oo, and RDNt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/25 21:38:13] Gopher reseated their RAM chips! Gopher's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/25 02:26:34] Gopher [140/467] has challenged nax [741/900] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 03:23:12] Oo, Gopher, and dubiago [354/2056] have team battled ctrl-c, LeftShoe, and k [1294/3235] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/25 04:26:33] Gopher [439/467] has challenged dclaw [551/1566] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:53:36 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 16:30:18] feoh, ctrl-c, and nax [2179/2761] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Gopher [376/3080] and won! 0 days, 00:46:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/25 19:26:34] Gopher [345/467] has challenged ngora [408/1202] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:00:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 23:26:33] Gopher [311/467] has challenged schizo [495/683] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:54:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/25 08:21:30] techDarko, Gopher, ctrl-c, and Savyna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/25 15:22:42] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:56 toward level 50.
[07/23/25 17:26:33] Gopher [370/467] has challenged Savyna [398/429] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:28:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/25 18:51:29] Gopher, Oo, and ngora [366/2179] have team battled ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and TheScryer [1458/3147] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/25 23:26:33] Gopher [22/467] has challenged nax_ [143/795] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:34:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/24/25 01:26:32] Oo [225/510] has challenged Gopher [16/467] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:56 is removed from Oo's clock.
[07/24/25 07:26:32] r0d3nt [1098/1648] has challenged Gopher [166/467] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 08:00:38 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/25/25 17:26:34] Oo [82/510] has challenged Gopher [391/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:27 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/25/25 23:26:33] Gopher [334/467] has challenged LeftShoe [556/1399] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:05:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/26/25 17:26:34] Gopher [304/467] has challenged nax_ [364/795] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:43:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/27/25 05:26:34] Oo [153/510] has challenged Gopher [122/467] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:33 is removed from Oo's clock.
[07/27/25 11:45:21] dubiago, nax, Gopher, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/25 16:26:33] nax_ [667/795] has challenged Gopher [66/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:34:33 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/27/25 20:26:33] RDNt [791/1089] has challenged Gopher [459/467] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:34 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/27/25 22:26:33] Gopher [166/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1051/1399] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:19:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/28/25 19:46:12] Gopher [105/467] has come upon nax [600/906] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/29/25 10:26:32] street [413/647] has challenged Gopher [210/467] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:11:24 is removed from street's clock.
[07/29/25 10:32:39] Gopher bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $113. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:36 toward level 50.
[07/29/25 12:26:34] dclaw [514/1607] has challenged Gopher [91/467] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 15:15:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/29/25 18:26:33] Gopher [99/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1284/1399] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:25:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/30/25 04:26:34] TheScryer [308/651] has challenged Gopher [430/467] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:50:43 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/30/25 23:26:33] Gopher [104/467] has challenged dclaw [667/1607] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:07:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/31/25 04:26:34] RDNt [295/1097] has challenged Gopher [0/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:32:15 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/31/25 05:26:34] nax [575/917] has challenged Gopher [427/467] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 07:47:35 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/31/25 07:26:32] Gopher [204/467] has challenged street [78/654] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/31/25 09:26:34] dubiago [580/1079] has challenged Gopher [64/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:12:27 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/31/25 23:26:32] Gopher [233/467] has challenged ctrl-c [395/848] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:15:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/01/25 08:26:34] k [794/982] has challenged Gopher [440/467] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 22:35:06 is removed from k's clock.
[08/01/25 17:26:32] Gopher [444/467] has challenged dubiago [397/1079] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:06:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/01/25 23:47:10] iamfoxy, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [1983/2714] have team battled LeftShoe, street, and Oo [28/2582] and won! 0 days, 03:23:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/25 00:26:32] Gopher [251/467] has challenged feoh [172/1013] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:35 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 09:58:17] Gopher [140/467] has come upon TheScryer [299/685] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:12:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 11:51:49] Gopher [38/467] has challenged LeftShoe [617/1399] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:20:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 17:08:55] feoh, Gopher, and k [137/2462] have team battled dubiago, nax, and RDNt [1780/3088] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/25 01:26:34] nax_ [255/795] has challenged Gopher [60/467] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 16:00:56 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/03/25 14:26:33] Gopher [466/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [616/1552] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 23:45:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 17:26:34] Gopher [260/467] has challenged ngora [1001/1224] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 15:34:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 18:26:34] Gopher [395/467] has challenged r0d3nt [1213/1648] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 16:09:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 20:54:21] dubiago [801/1079] has come upon Gopher [409/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:43 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/04/25 00:26:33] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 49 with a clean slate.
[08/04/25 03:26:32] Gopher [115/467] has challenged LeftShoe [87/1428] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 16:17:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/04/25 20:31:00] street [229/654] has challenged Gopher [302/467] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to street's clock.
[08/04/25 23:26:34] ctrl-c [288/848] has challenged Gopher [321/467] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:48:36 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/05/25 00:26:34] Gopher [316/467] has challenged ctrl-c [289/848] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:31:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/05/25 18:59:37] Gopher [167/467] has come upon dirmaster0 [147/1552] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 06:10:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/06/25 07:26:33] k [489/1035] has challenged Gopher [25/467] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 01:36:14 is removed from k's clock.
[08/06/25 08:18:41] Gopher ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:21 from level 50.
[08/06/25 16:46:34] street [652/654] has come upon Gopher [242/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:31:12 is removed from street's clock.
[08/06/25 21:26:33] Gopher [240/467] has challenged dubiago [693/1026] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/06/25 22:50:59] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:23 toward level 50.
[08/07/25 00:26:32] Gopher [371/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [1322/1552] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:16:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 05:26:32] k [114/1035] has challenged Gopher [275/467] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 17:58:17 is added to k's clock.
[08/07/25 07:26:32] Gopher [93/467] has challenged Oo [6/529] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:40 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 08:26:32] Gopher [232/467] has challenged ngora [255/1232] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 20:48:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 20:15:10] schizo, street, and nax_ [1821/2143] have team battled techDarko, dubiago, and Gopher [1563/2561] and won! 1 day, 04:58:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/25 07:26:33] feoh [197/1013] has challenged Gopher [185/467] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 02:20:32 is removed from feoh's clock.
[08/08/25 08:46:59] iamfoxy [47/695] has come upon Gopher [115/467] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:53:34 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[08/08/25 15:47:53] Gopher pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 18 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:46 toward level 50.
[08/08/25 19:26:34] Gopher [168/467] has challenged nax [739/912] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/25 20:26:33] Gopher [145/467] has challenged street [103/654] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/09/25 12:27:00] Gopher, r0d3nt, Oo, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/25 16:26:32] Gopher [346/467] has challenged LeftShoe [761/1460] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/25 19:26:34] iamfoxy [38/695] has challenged Gopher [435/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:04 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[08/11/25 00:26:32] Gopher [128/467] has challenged techDarko [521/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/25 10:26:33] street [104/648] has challenged Gopher [459/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:07 is added to street's clock.
[08/11/25 11:26:33] ngora [548/1243] has challenged Gopher [397/467] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 06:09:45 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/11/25 13:47:33] Gopher [414/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1184/1460] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:20:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/25 19:26:33] Gopher [114/467] has challenged dclaw [693/1607] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:49:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/25 03:59:23] Gopher realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:11:22 from level 51.
[08/12/25 06:07:51] Gopher installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:29 toward level 51.
[08/12/25 18:26:33] RDNt [705/1179] has challenged Gopher [150/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:17:45 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/12/25 18:26:33] RDNt has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:44:35 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/25 20:26:33] dirmaster0 [752/1552] has challenged Gopher [275/467] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 03:45:15 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/13/25 05:26:34] Gopher [399/467] has challenged idleClaw [1552/1657] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 19:18:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/25 06:08:26] Gopher couldn't use 28 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:05 from level 51.
[08/13/25 20:26:34] Gopher [398/467] has challenged techDarko [944/1062] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:52:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 00:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 49 with a clean slate.
[08/14/25 00:26:34] Gopher [442/467] has challenged ngora [235/1243] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 07:12:36 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 02:52:13] RDNt, Gopher, and iamfoxy [1673/2569] have team battled techDarko, nax, and dirmaster0 [2309/3530] and lost! 1 day, 09:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/25 03:26:34] Gopher [355/467] has challenged nax_ [371/797] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 06:09:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 04:26:34] Gopher [402/467] has challenged idleClaw [923/1657] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:27:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 14:43:13] TheScryer, Oo, and feoh [895/2145] have team battled dirmaster0, dclaw, and Gopher [1575/3626] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/25 19:56:30] Gopher learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:57 toward level 50.
[08/14/25 20:26:33] iamfoxy [913/920] has challenged Gopher [208/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:00 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/15/25 13:26:34] TheScryer [578/603] has challenged Gopher [146/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:09:05 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[08/16/25 03:26:33] Gopher [195/467] has challenged dubiago [718/1041] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:29:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 10:51:50] Gopher [332/467] has come upon dirmaster0 [942/1552] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:18:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 13:26:32] Gopher [264/467] has challenged dclaw [757/1607] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:56:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 17:26:33] iamfoxy [59/920] has challenged Gopher [34/467] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:37 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/17/25 04:03:52] Gopher [70/467] has come upon techDarko [966/1062] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 18:18:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 14:26:34] Gopher [75/467] has challenged dubiago [1031/1041] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 08:08:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 21:26:33] Gopher [453/467] has challenged ngora [558/1243] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 01:22:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 22:26:32] nax [551/916] has challenged Gopher [401/467] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 02:15:58 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/18/25 00:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 48 with a clean slate.
[08/18/25 00:26:34] Gopher [460/467] has challenged Phreaked [325/1072] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/18/25 03:56:52] Gopher uninstalled all 4 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:07 toward level 49.
[08/18/25 17:26:33] Gopher [130/467] has challenged RDNt [1154/1182] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:04:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 02:24:42] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:18 toward level 49.
[08/19/25 07:26:33] Gopher [277/467] has challenged feoh [405/1013] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:05:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 07:58:04] Gopher, schizo, k, and Phreaked have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/25 10:26:33] Gopher [31/467] has challenged nax_ [622/820] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:03:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 12:26:33] ngora [1068/1243] has challenged Gopher [200/467] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 15:22:15 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/19/25 19:26:33] nax_ [433/820] has challenged Gopher [306/467] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 18:50:20 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/20/25 01:26:34] ngora [1105/1243] has challenged Gopher [316/467] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 12:10:42 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/20/25 03:26:33] Gopher [241/467] has challenged nax_ [602/820] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:36 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/20/25 09:26:33] dclaw [1331/1598] has challenged Gopher [453/467] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 19:12:08 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/20/25 20:26:32] feoh [149/1013] has challenged Gopher [407/467] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:31:52 is added to feoh's clock.
[08/21/25 01:26:33] Gopher [12/467] has challenged ngora [289/1243] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:38:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 04:32:22] Gopher [143/467] has come upon ctrl-c [164/1041] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 18:52:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 07:26:33] Gopher [361/467] has challenged dclaw [1516/1598] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 08:09:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 09:45:52] dubiago, Gopher, TheScryer, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/25 11:14:55] Gopher did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:09 from level 49.
[08/21/25 16:26:33] dubiago [549/1041] has challenged Gopher [29/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/21/25 22:26:34] Gopher [120/467] has challenged street [574/653] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 23:26:33] nax [618/916] has challenged Gopher [437/467] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 08:54:43 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/22/25 07:06:11] nax, Gopher, street, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/25 10:26:33] Gopher [174/467] has challenged LeftShoe [93/1485] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:29 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/22/25 22:03:16] nax_, iamfoxy, and dclaw [1630/3338] have team battled nax, Gopher, and street [473/2037] and won! 1 day, 16:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/25 05:26:32] ctrl-c [638/1041] has challenged Gopher [249/467] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:51 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/24/25 01:26:33] Gopher [376/467] has challenged RDNt [375/1182] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 04:57:07 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/24/25 02:26:32] Gopher [117/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [1212/1535] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:13:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/24/25 11:12:04] nax_, r0d3nt, and Gopher [1171/2943] have team battled TheScryer, LeftShoe, and dubiago [1772/3223] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/25 15:34:32] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:21 toward level 49.
[08/24/25 22:26:34] Gopher [63/467] has challenged street [487/654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 02:26:34] Gopher [420/467] has challenged street [39/654] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 03:17:54] Gopher [285/467] has come upon RDNt [161/1192] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 06:32:39] Gopher installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! Gopher's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/25 12:43:15] Gopher [241/473] has challenged idleClaw [160/1657] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 21:26:34] Gopher [315/473] has challenged schizo [118/702] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/26/25 09:20:27] Gopher got all retro and played Space Invaders all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:36 from level 50.
[08/26/25 13:26:33] TheScryer [274/697] has challenged Gopher [105/473] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:36 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[08/26/25 15:26:33] TheScryer [198/697] has challenged Gopher [214/473] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:07:06 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/27/25 14:26:32] Gopher [454/473] has challenged iamfoxy [923/933] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/27/25 20:26:34] r0d3nt [214/1656] has challenged Gopher [210/473] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:47 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/27/25 21:22:30] street, ngora, and Oo [1610/2428] have team battled Gopher, r0d3nt, and dirmaster0 [2872/3664] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/25 15:26:32] Gopher [49/473] has challenged iamfoxy [709/933] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/28/25 22:26:34] Gopher [108/473] has challenged feoh [106/1018] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 20:31:22 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 02:26:32] Gopher [220/473] has challenged ctrl-c [516/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:31:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 03:26:32] Gopher [460/473] has challenged nax_ [489/826] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:41:02 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 04:26:33] RDNt [707/1192] has challenged Gopher [456/473] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:45 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/29/25 08:41:52] r0d3nt [1388/1656] has challenged Gopher [373/473] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 13:57:50 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.