User: Gopher
Class: Clown
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 64
Next level: 15 days, 07:08:58
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Tue Aug 8 16:19:41 2023
Last login: Wed Jun 10 10:58:48 2026
Total time idled: 433 days, 22:02:08
Current position: [155,304]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 55
boots: 47
charm: 242f
gloves: 135e
helm: 68
leggings: 77b
ring: 52a
shield: 79
tunic: 59
weapon: 27
sum: 841
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 12 days, 21:38:01
quit: 1 day, 12:35:01
total: 14 days, 10:13:02
[08/08/23 16:41:17] Gopher [0/4] has challenged tinyredlantern [688/825] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/23 19:16:56] Gopher [7/53] has challenged dirmaster0 [180/1098] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:06:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/23 20:03:27] Phreaked [575/1171] has challenged Gopher [3/64] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:15:25 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/08/23 21:03:27] calm-steam [360/946] has challenged Gopher [0/66] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:59 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/09/23 00:44:33] Gopher was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:59 toward level 15.
[08/09/23 02:36:01] Gopher [96/104] has challenged w00ter [888/920] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/09/23 09:09:57] Gopher [20/115] has challenged Anna [267/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 00:03:28] w00ter [688/938] has challenged Gopher [14/141] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:38:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/10/23 05:03:53] Gopher [18/141] has challenged Phreaked [568/1171] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 12:06:41] Gopher [127/176] has challenged dclaw [138/1252] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:38:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/23 16:03:27] Phreaked [126/1171] has challenged Gopher [128/176] but is chaffed in combat! 1 day, 03:52:10 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/10/23 20:40:08] Gopher [51/176] has challenged w00ter [378/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 00:03:28] techDarko [55/903] has challenged Gopher [83/176] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:09:16 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/11/23 05:15:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried Gopher 0 days, 00:07:51 toward level 27.
[08/11/23 05:42:16] Gopher [123/176] has challenged idleClaw [42/1356] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:59 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 11:03:27] Anna [536/931] has challenged Gopher [78/176] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 01:11:20 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/11/23 13:02:16] Gopher [165/176] has challenged techDarko [14/903] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 22:10:58] Gopher [42/208] has challenged ngora [534/764] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/23 00:03:27] k [257/1242] has challenged Gopher [65/208] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 13:17:55 is removed from k's clock.
[08/12/23 02:03:28] ngora [116/764] has challenged Gopher [152/208] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 10:41:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/12/23 13:03:27] Anna [156/933] has challenged Gopher [136/208] and battered them in combat! 5 days, 10:51:18 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/12/23 13:03:27] Anna has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/23 13:15:49] Gopher [49/226] has challenged dclaw [833/1252] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:26:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/23 05:03:28] Phreaked [628/1171] has challenged Gopher [20/226] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:32:40 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/13/23 07:00:18] Gopher [193/226] has challenged FeathersMcGraw [380/488] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/23 07:03:28] dclaw [898/1252] has challenged Gopher [86/226] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 14:20:48 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/13/23 08:03:28] w00ter [334/938] has challenged Gopher [191/226] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/13/23 11:03:28] Phreaked [6/1171] has challenged Gopher [107/226] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:08:42 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/13/23 16:03:29] dclaw [155/1252] has challenged Gopher [32/226] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 22:51:44 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/13/23 17:03:29] kub [650/1171] has challenged Gopher [69/226] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 19:38:24 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/14/23 00:55:50] Gopher [22/233] has challenged tinyredlantern [482/854] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:04:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 02:03:29] Phreaked [497/1171] has challenged Gopher [37/233] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:26:11 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/14/23 03:03:29] Anna [318/952] has challenged Gopher [71/233] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:18 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/14/23 13:31:42] FeathersMcGraw, bsdbandit, and Gopher [908/1309] have team battled Phreaked, dclaw, and ngora [626/3183] and won! 0 days, 01:54:09 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 14:03:27] morb [1141/1219] has challenged Gopher [144/233] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:25:13 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/14/23 14:03:27] morb has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 22:09:51] Gopher [60/245] has challenged idleClaw [977/1356] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/23 23:03:29] calm-steam [279/934] has challenged Gopher [123/245] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:45:08 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/15/23 04:03:29] Phreaked [413/1171] has challenged Gopher [22/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:27:05 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/15/23 05:03:28] Phreaked [568/1171] has challenged Gopher [87/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:07 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/15/23 08:44:33] Gopher [101/245] has come upon k [448/1242] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/15/23 15:03:28] Anna [724/952] has challenged Gopher [76/245] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 08:44:52 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/15/23 16:03:27] morb [761/1219] has challenged Gopher [231/245] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:49:17 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/15/23 17:04:11] Gopher bought a faster computer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:48 toward level 34.
[08/16/23 01:39:22] Gopher [140/251] has challenged idleClaw [1207/1356] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/23 22:03:28] morb [792/1219] has challenged Gopher [210/251] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:13:24 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/17/23 05:03:27] tinyredlantern [213/852] has challenged Gopher [109/251] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:58:48 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/17/23 06:09:15] Gopher [182/251] has challenged kub [1139/1174] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:36:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/23 20:03:29] bsdbandit [95/677] has challenged Gopher [12/251] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:35:51 is removed from bsdbandit's clock.
[08/17/23 21:03:29] bsdbandit [77/677] has challenged Gopher [110/251] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:06:35 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/18/23 14:03:27] calm-steam [61/934] has challenged Gopher [152/251] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:15:40 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[08/18/23 19:13:32] Gopher [89/257] has challenged dirmaster0 [535/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/23 06:03:29] morb [1204/1219] has challenged Gopher [217/257] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 21:23:40 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/19/23 07:28:40] kub, techDarko, and calm-steam [2755/3011] have team battled k, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [311/2545] and won! 0 days, 10:40:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 09:03:28] calm-steam [429/934] has challenged Gopher [202/257] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:08:30 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/19/23 13:03:28] morb [583/1219] has challenged Gopher [27/257] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:01 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/20/23 07:03:27] calm-steam [29/934] has challenged Gopher [109/257] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:49:38 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[08/20/23 11:39:49] Gopher [254/258] has challenged techDarko [307/903] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/20/23 13:03:27] tinyredlantern [28/852] has challenged Gopher [144/258] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:47:27 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/20/23 18:03:27] Anna [69/952] has challenged Gopher [205/258] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 10:57:41 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/21/23 01:03:27] kub [742/1168] has challenged Gopher [73/258] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 11:36:22 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/02/25 02:26:32] dclaw [642/1567] has challenged Gopher [9/258] and defeated them in combat! 21 days, 23:21:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/02/25 13:01:41] Gopher became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:53 toward level 38.
[06/02/25 17:25:59] Gopher [98/267] has challenged nax_ [76/636] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/03/25 14:23:35] Gopher forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:43 from level 39.
[06/03/25 18:31:05] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1208 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:19 toward level 39.
[06/03/25 19:26:34] schizo [117/582] has challenged Gopher [233/267] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:39:08 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 20:26:33] feoh [528/1009] has challenged Gopher [211/267] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:17:39 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/03/25 21:26:34] LeftShoe [1314/1412] has challenged Gopher [94/267] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 10:29:02 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/04/25 01:26:32] dubiago [29/987] has challenged Gopher [174/267] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:51:15 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/04/25 03:13:57] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:07 toward level 39.
[06/04/25 07:26:32] nax_ [400/636] has challenged Gopher [0/267] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:27 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/04/25 10:09:02] Gopher [202/267] has challenged dirmaster0 [1190/1527] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:30:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/04/25 21:01:26] techDarko [759/1024] has come upon Gopher [163/267] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:26:54 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/05/25 03:54:27] ctrl-c, ngora, and street [1444/2456] have team battled Gopher, dclaw, and r0d3nt [3140/3500] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/25 05:26:32] feoh [716/1009] has challenged Gopher [204/267] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:11 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/05/25 16:51:35] Gopher [254/271] has come upon k [105/928] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:41:34 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/05/25 19:26:34] Phreaked [1020/1045] has challenged Gopher [13/271] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 06:46:24 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/06/25 16:23:35] techDarko, street, and Gopher [1154/1808] have team battled Savyna, schizo, and dirmaster0 [399/2580] and won! 0 days, 00:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/25 20:49:49] Gopher [87/280] has challenged techDarko [531/1024] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/07/25 04:11:05] r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and dubiago [204/3429] have team battled Gopher, dirmaster0, and street [339/2322] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/25 13:15:21] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1647 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:40 toward level 41.
[06/07/25 16:16:57] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 14:05:31 toward level 41.
[06/07/25 17:10:35] nax_, r0d3nt, and nax [3129/3184] have team battled Gopher, Savyna, and schizo [934/1346] and won! 0 days, 15:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/25 19:40:18] iamfoxy [266/436] has come upon Gopher [225/284] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:02 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/07/25 20:26:34] nax_ [207/636] has challenged Gopher [184/284] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:50:28 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/07/25 20:26:34] nax_ has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:29:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/08/25 00:51:33] Gopher gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:09 from level 41.
[06/08/25 14:00:32] Gopher, Phreaked, and iamfoxy [363/1766] have team battled nax, schizo, and dubiago [76/2482] and won! 0 days, 01:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/25 17:26:33] nax_ [494/636] has challenged Gopher [196/284] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:26:15 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/08/25 20:26:33] r0d3nt [733/1635] has challenged Gopher [246/284] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 17:13:52 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/09/25 08:26:34] r0d3nt [1619/1635] has challenged Gopher [94/284] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 14:19:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/09/25 10:17:21] TheScryer, Gopher, and ngora [1531/1885] have team battled Phreaked, dirmaster0, and k [3332/3502] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/25 13:36:28] Gopher [225/284] has challenged ctrl-c [403/850] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:58:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/10/25 12:26:32] Oo [32/497] has challenged Gopher [19/284] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 09:18:03 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/10/25 15:15:13] dclaw, Gopher, Oo, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/25 17:02:17] Gopher uninstalled all 9 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:31 toward level 42.
[06/11/25 03:26:33] Phreaked [681/1045] has challenged Gopher [197/284] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 14:16:53 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/11/25 04:26:34] dubiago [980/987] has challenged Gopher [243/284] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 04:18:21 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/11/25 13:43:18] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:58 toward level 42.
[06/11/25 16:27:19] Gopher got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:49 from level 42.
[06/11/25 23:26:34] dirmaster0 [1419/1529] has challenged Gopher [156/284] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 07:48:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/12/25 05:03:04] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:30 toward level 42.
[06/12/25 07:26:03] Gopher [259/284] has challenged dubiago [349/987] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:53:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/12/25 11:40:40] Oo [323/497] has come upon Gopher [38/346] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:44 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/12/25 14:26:04] Gopher 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:28 toward level 43.
[06/13/25 03:26:34] iamfoxy [28/438] has challenged Gopher [263/346] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:21:13 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/13/25 04:32:53] Gopher [63/346] has come upon nax [157/913] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:58:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/13/25 05:43:12] feoh [926/1009] has come upon Gopher [188/346] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 21:16:29 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/13/25 06:17:06] Gopher [236/346] has come upon feoh [91/1009] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/13/25 15:13:26] Gopher got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:52 toward level 43.
[06/13/25 17:46:59] iamfoxy, Gopher, Oo, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/14/25 10:26:33] r0d3nt [1341/1641] has challenged Gopher [56/357] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 04:37:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/14/25 11:26:32] k [32/928] has challenged Gopher [71/357] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 02:18:03 is added to k's clock.
[06/15/25 04:26:34] LeftShoe [555/1412] has challenged Gopher [144/357] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:55:28 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/15/25 09:34:49] Gopher [332/378] has challenged k [14/928] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:39:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/16/25 03:15:15] Gopher [136/378] has come upon dirmaster0 [258/1529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:23:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/25 12:00:42] dubiago, schizo, and Gopher [1808/1941] have team battled LeftShoe, ctrl-c, and feoh [2339/3296] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/25 12:26:33] TheScryer [62/422] has challenged Gopher [104/378] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:40:47 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[06/17/25 01:48:40] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:52 toward level 44.
[06/17/25 21:26:32] feoh [995/1019] has challenged Gopher [310/378] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:28 is removed from feoh's clock.
[06/17/25 22:23:07] iamfoxy, TheScryer, and k [582/1830] have team battled Gopher, techDarko, and dirmaster0 [2651/2931] and lost! 0 days, 09:35:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/25 06:06:49] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:22 toward level 44.
[06/18/25 15:04:14] techDarko, nax_, and dclaw [2335/3286] have team battled Gopher, LeftShoe, and Phreaked [1010/2835] and won! 2 days, 17:13:41 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/25 15:19:37] Gopher [219/405] has challenged techDarko [142/1024] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:00:01 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/19/25 18:26:34] nax [648/913] has challenged Gopher [352/405] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:18:39 is removed from nax's clock.
[06/20/25 13:26:32] dubiago [164/975] has challenged Gopher [197/405] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 17:22:08 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/20/25 21:06:05] Oo [345/493] has challenged Gopher [235/405] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/21/25 04:26:34] ctrl-c [385/865] has challenged Gopher [349/405] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:16:48 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/21/25 13:26:34] ngora [4/1167] has challenged Gopher [181/405] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 12:16:51 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/21/25 17:35:29] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 11:47:58 toward level 45.
[06/21/25 23:08:39] Gopher [234/410] has challenged r0d3nt [213/1648] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 07:49:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/21/25 23:26:32] Gopher [9/410] has challenged street [335/523] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 00:24:32] Oo [131/493] has come upon Gopher [149/410] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 16:39:10 is added to Oo's clock.
[06/22/25 05:54:30] Gopher [315/410] has come upon nax [373/888] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:50:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 12:26:33] Gopher [32/410] has challenged LeftShoe [340/1412] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:26:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/25 23:26:32] nax [507/888] has challenged Gopher [356/410] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:29 is removed from nax's clock.
[06/23/25 11:26:32] dclaw [309/1567] has challenged Gopher [169/410] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 19:28:35 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/23/25 16:26:34] Gopher [168/410] has challenged dclaw [149/1567] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 01:23:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/23/25 20:50:46] Gopher, TheScryer, feoh, and Oo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/25 14:26:32] Gopher [181/410] has challenged idleClaw [1505/1649] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:56:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/24/25 18:26:34] LeftShoe [974/1412] has challenged Gopher [352/410] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 15:46:58 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/24/25 22:26:32] Gopher [309/410] has challenged dclaw [891/1567] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/25/25 15:26:32] Gopher [159/410] has challenged dirmaster0 [1405/1529] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:10:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/25/25 19:28:02] Dennis Ritchie thinks that Gopher is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 0 days, 20:51:50 toward level 46.
[06/26/25 03:34:51] Gopher [208/446] has challenged nax_ [235/771] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:59:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/26/25 11:26:33] Gopher [381/446] has challenged k [855/941] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:09:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/26/25 13:26:32] schizo [269/642] has challenged Gopher [321/446] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:00:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/26/25 16:26:34] r0d3nt [681/1648] has challenged Gopher [47/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:34:30 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/27/25 03:21:51] Gopher [74/446] has come upon RDNt [886/1057] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:20:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/27/25 17:26:32] schizo [576/642] has challenged Gopher [170/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/27/25 19:26:34] Gopher [342/446] has challenged dclaw [709/1567] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:37:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/28/25 04:26:32] Gopher [167/446] has challenged iamfoxy [91/467] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 02:04:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/28/25 05:53:12] Gopher, LeftShoe, and nax_ [1815/2629] have team battled r0d3nt, techDarko, and iamfoxy [2495/3166] and lost! 0 days, 14:11:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/25 02:26:33] Gopher [360/446] has challenged techDarko [995/1051] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:39:42 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/29/25 04:34:33] Dennis Ritchie thinks that Gopher is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 7 days, 12:19:22 toward level 47.
[06/29/25 06:26:34] Gopher [392/446] has challenged nax_ [507/772] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:59:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/29/25 08:29:58] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 06:44:33 toward level 47.
[06/29/25 16:56:43] iamfoxy, Gopher, and RDNt [1297/1970] have team battled techDarko, ctrl-c, and nax_ [1731/2695] and lost! 0 days, 02:22:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/25 23:26:32] street [444/523] has challenged Gopher [101/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:52:08 is removed from street's clock.
[06/30/25 00:26:34] TheScryer [534/599] has challenged Gopher [62/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:29 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[06/30/25 12:35:45] iamfoxy, Gopher, Oo, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/30/25 12:35:48] Gopher [122/446] has come upon nax_ [732/772] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/30/25 21:26:33] dirmaster0 [692/1529] has challenged Gopher [16/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:08:09 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/01/25 13:26:34] Gopher [84/446] has challenged schizo [430/642] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:50 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/25 13:59:44] street [372/523] has come upon Gopher [124/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:56 is removed from street's clock.
[07/01/25 20:43:47] Gopher [275/459] has challenged ctrl-c [357/848] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/25 22:19:32] Gopher [214/459] has come upon nax_ [710/791] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:27:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/02/25 07:26:32] dubiago [273/1040] has challenged Gopher [181/459] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:37:54 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/02/25 09:12:52] Gopher, schizo, and nax_ [1029/1892] have team battled dclaw, Oo, and feoh [1638/3088] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/25 09:55:50] Gopher, TheScryer, feoh, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/02/25 12:26:32] Gopher [284/459] has challenged TheScryer [177/599] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:35:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/02/25 14:10:39] nax, Oo, and dirmaster0 [1669/2934] have team battled RDNt, TheScryer, and Gopher [457/2137] and won! 1 day, 10:44:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/25 15:26:33] ngora [838/1147] has challenged Gopher [290/459] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 11:28:32 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/02/25 22:26:33] Phreaked [77/1045] has challenged Gopher [185/459] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 14:48:24 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/03/25 00:37:40] schizo [396/819] has challenged Gopher [420/459] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/03/25 02:26:33] Gopher [19/459] has challenged TheScryer [279/599] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:33:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/03/25 03:26:33] Gopher [296/459] has challenged RDNt [872/1079] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:37:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 03:26:32] Gopher [404/459] has challenged ctrl-c [502/848] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:16:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 07:26:33] Gopher [412/459] has challenged Oo [160/505] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 07:26:33] Gopher has dealt Oo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:25:38 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/04/25 16:26:34] Gopher [365/459] has challenged ctrl-c [92/848] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:38:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/04/25 17:27:00] Gopher, schizo, street, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/25 20:05:03] dclaw [1060/1566] has come upon Gopher [232/459] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 15:04:55 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/04/25 21:26:32] LeftShoe [810/1421] has challenged Gopher [54/459] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:47 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/04/25 21:30:32] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:02 toward level 48.
[07/05/25 17:26:34] ctrl-c [355/848] has challenged Gopher [97/459] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/05/25 19:26:34] Gopher [256/459] has challenged techDarko [186/1051] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 11:05:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 00:26:33] Gopher [438/459] has challenged nax_ [46/791] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:46:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 12:26:32] Gopher [390/459] has challenged Phreaked [662/1078] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/06/25 23:26:32] dclaw [1265/1566] has challenged Gopher [306/459] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 23:09:58 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/07/25 02:26:13] Gopher cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:40 toward level 48.
[07/07/25 02:26:34] Gopher [395/459] has challenged street [459/523] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:04:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 03:26:32] LeftShoe [196/1432] has challenged Gopher [29/459] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 10:44:46 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/07/25 08:26:34] Gopher [304/459] has challenged street [98/523] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:28:56 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 11:58:42] Gopher [3/459] has challenged Oo [482/510] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/07/25 23:26:33] nax [328/900] has challenged Gopher [384/459] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 08:45:07 is added to nax's clock.
[07/08/25 03:26:34] Gopher [364/459] has challenged Phreaked [822/1078] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:15:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/08/25 21:26:34] k [206/946] has challenged Gopher [159/459] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 08:08:03 is removed from k's clock.
[07/09/25 06:54:58] Gopher reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:32 toward level 49.
[07/09/25 10:57:20] dirmaster0, TheScryer, and Oo [2042/2690] have team battled nax_, Gopher, and dclaw [8/2816] and won! 0 days, 15:52:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/25 13:02:56] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:57 toward level 49.
[07/09/25 17:26:32] Gopher [255/459] has challenged k [778/931] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:57:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 13:26:33] Gopher [444/459] has challenged street [611/654] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:52:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 15:26:32] Gopher [402/459] has challenged RDNt [588/1079] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:07:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 18:26:32] Gopher [305/459] has challenged dubiago [81/1079] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:39:07 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/10/25 21:23:41] techDarko, Gopher, r0d3nt, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/25 03:26:33] Gopher [150/459] has challenged dirmaster0 [247/1529] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:54:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/11/25 07:26:33] Gopher [194/459] has challenged dubiago [1019/1079] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 03:23:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/11/25 12:56:26] dubiago [682/1079] has come upon Gopher [146/459] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:53:03 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/11/25 18:26:34] dirmaster0 [1023/1529] has challenged Gopher [221/459] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 06:28:48 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/11/25 21:26:34] Gopher [413/459] has challenged r0d3nt [1220/1648] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:03:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/25 05:26:32] Gopher [306/459] has challenged schizo [571/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:33:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/25 11:26:34] nax [246/900] has challenged Gopher [278/459] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 04:13:00 is added to nax's clock.
[07/12/25 14:26:32] ctrl-c [297/848] has challenged Gopher [242/459] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 07:12:13 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/12/25 15:26:34] feoh [658/1013] has challenged Gopher [316/459] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:41:45 is removed from feoh's clock.
[07/13/25 23:26:33] Gopher [74/459] has challenged idleClaw [163/1649] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:35:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/14/25 04:26:32] dirmaster0 [553/1529] has challenged Gopher [436/459] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 13:40:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/14/25 13:26:33] Gopher [264/459] has challenged ngora [743/1183] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:56:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/14/25 18:28:13] Gopher used the US format for dates in their logs. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:36 from level 49.
[07/15/25 02:26:33] Gopher [236/459] has challenged r0d3nt [878/1648] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:53:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/15/25 10:26:34] Gopher [193/459] has challenged schizo [621/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:34:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/15/25 20:43:25] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 10 days, 16:26:26 toward level 49.
[07/16/25 15:26:34] Gopher [385/461] has challenged idleClaw [1434/1649] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:56:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/17/25 08:44:20] Gopher [443/461] has come upon ctrl-c [5/848] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/17/25 16:25:01] iamfoxy, Gopher, and LeftShoe [1796/2522] have team battled dirmaster0, ctrl-c, and nax_ [2511/3184] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/25 18:26:33] dubiago [574/1079] has challenged Gopher [25/461] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:42 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/17/25 19:43:04] techDarko, Gopher, schizo, and Phreaked have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/18/25 06:26:33] Gopher [234/461] has challenged dirmaster0 [808/1545] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/18/25 12:45:28] feoh [366/1013] has come upon Gopher [280/461] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:27:57 is removed from feoh's clock.
[07/18/25 14:13:54] Dijkstra frowned upon Gopher and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 06:34:44 from level 49.
[07/19/25 09:58:04] Gopher [413/465] has challenged Phreaked [1046/1078] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:00:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/19/25 15:26:33] nax_ [321/791] has challenged Gopher [344/465] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:55:51 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/19/25 20:26:32] Gopher [179/465] has challenged TheScryer [154/651] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 09:18:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/20/25 06:26:32] TheScryer [551/651] has challenged Gopher [103/465] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:01:33 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/20/25 10:18:57] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:11 toward level 50.
[07/20/25 13:58:30] Gopher, TheScryer, Oo, and RDNt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/20/25 21:38:13] Gopher reseated their RAM chips! Gopher's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/25 02:26:34] Gopher [140/467] has challenged nax [741/900] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:29:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 03:23:12] Oo, Gopher, and dubiago [354/2056] have team battled ctrl-c, LeftShoe, and k [1294/3235] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/25 04:26:33] Gopher [439/467] has challenged dclaw [551/1566] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:53:36 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 16:30:18] feoh, ctrl-c, and nax [2179/2761] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Gopher [376/3080] and won! 0 days, 00:46:58 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/25 19:26:34] Gopher [345/467] has challenged ngora [408/1202] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:00:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/25 23:26:33] Gopher [311/467] has challenged schizo [495/683] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:54:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/25 08:21:30] techDarko, Gopher, ctrl-c, and Savyna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/25 15:22:42] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:56 toward level 50.
[07/23/25 17:26:33] Gopher [370/467] has challenged Savyna [398/429] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:28:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/25 18:51:29] Gopher, Oo, and ngora [366/2179] have team battled ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and TheScryer [1458/3147] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/25 23:26:33] Gopher [22/467] has challenged nax_ [143/795] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:34:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/24/25 01:26:32] Oo [225/510] has challenged Gopher [16/467] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:56 is removed from Oo's clock.
[07/24/25 07:26:32] r0d3nt [1098/1648] has challenged Gopher [166/467] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 08:00:38 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/25/25 17:26:34] Oo [82/510] has challenged Gopher [391/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:27 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/25/25 23:26:33] Gopher [334/467] has challenged LeftShoe [556/1399] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:05:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/26/25 17:26:34] Gopher [304/467] has challenged nax_ [364/795] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:43:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/27/25 05:26:34] Oo [153/510] has challenged Gopher [122/467] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 12:04:33 is removed from Oo's clock.
[07/27/25 11:45:21] dubiago, nax, Gopher, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/27/25 16:26:33] nax_ [667/795] has challenged Gopher [66/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:34:33 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/27/25 20:26:33] RDNt [791/1089] has challenged Gopher [459/467] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:22:34 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/27/25 22:26:33] Gopher [166/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1051/1399] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:19:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/28/25 19:46:12] Gopher [105/467] has come upon nax [600/906] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/29/25 10:26:32] street [413/647] has challenged Gopher [210/467] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:11:24 is removed from street's clock.
[07/29/25 10:32:39] Gopher bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $113. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:36 toward level 50.
[07/29/25 12:26:34] dclaw [514/1607] has challenged Gopher [91/467] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 15:15:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/29/25 18:26:33] Gopher [99/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1284/1399] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:25:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/30/25 04:26:34] TheScryer [308/651] has challenged Gopher [430/467] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:50:43 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/30/25 23:26:33] Gopher [104/467] has challenged dclaw [667/1607] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:07:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/31/25 04:26:34] RDNt [295/1097] has challenged Gopher [0/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:32:15 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/31/25 05:26:34] nax [575/917] has challenged Gopher [427/467] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 07:47:35 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/31/25 07:26:32] Gopher [204/467] has challenged street [78/654] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/31/25 09:26:34] dubiago [580/1079] has challenged Gopher [64/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:12:27 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/31/25 23:26:32] Gopher [233/467] has challenged ctrl-c [395/848] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:15:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/01/25 08:26:34] k [794/982] has challenged Gopher [440/467] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 22:35:06 is removed from k's clock.
[08/01/25 17:26:32] Gopher [444/467] has challenged dubiago [397/1079] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:06:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/01/25 23:47:10] iamfoxy, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [1983/2714] have team battled LeftShoe, street, and Oo [28/2582] and won! 0 days, 03:23:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/02/25 00:26:32] Gopher [251/467] has challenged feoh [172/1013] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:35 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 09:58:17] Gopher [140/467] has come upon TheScryer [299/685] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:12:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 11:51:49] Gopher [38/467] has challenged LeftShoe [617/1399] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:20:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/02/25 17:08:55] feoh, Gopher, and k [137/2462] have team battled dubiago, nax, and RDNt [1780/3088] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/25 01:26:34] nax_ [255/795] has challenged Gopher [60/467] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 16:00:56 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/03/25 14:26:33] Gopher [466/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [616/1552] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 23:45:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 17:26:34] Gopher [260/467] has challenged ngora [1001/1224] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 15:34:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 18:26:34] Gopher [395/467] has challenged r0d3nt [1213/1648] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 16:09:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/03/25 20:54:21] dubiago [801/1079] has come upon Gopher [409/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:45:43 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/04/25 00:26:33] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 49 with a clean slate.
[08/04/25 03:26:32] Gopher [115/467] has challenged LeftShoe [87/1428] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 16:17:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/04/25 20:31:00] street [229/654] has challenged Gopher [302/467] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:24:50 is added to street's clock.
[08/04/25 23:26:34] ctrl-c [288/848] has challenged Gopher [321/467] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:48:36 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/05/25 00:26:34] Gopher [316/467] has challenged ctrl-c [289/848] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:31:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/05/25 18:59:37] Gopher [167/467] has come upon dirmaster0 [147/1552] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 06:10:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/06/25 07:26:33] k [489/1035] has challenged Gopher [25/467] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 01:36:14 is removed from k's clock.
[08/06/25 08:18:41] Gopher ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:21 from level 50.
[08/06/25 16:46:34] street [652/654] has come upon Gopher [242/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:31:12 is removed from street's clock.
[08/06/25 21:26:33] Gopher [240/467] has challenged dubiago [693/1026] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/06/25 22:50:59] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:23 toward level 50.
[08/07/25 00:26:32] Gopher [371/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [1322/1552] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:16:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 05:26:32] k [114/1035] has challenged Gopher [275/467] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 17:58:17 is added to k's clock.
[08/07/25 07:26:32] Gopher [93/467] has challenged Oo [6/529] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:40 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 08:26:32] Gopher [232/467] has challenged ngora [255/1232] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 20:48:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/07/25 20:15:10] schizo, street, and nax_ [1821/2143] have team battled techDarko, dubiago, and Gopher [1563/2561] and won! 1 day, 04:58:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/25 07:26:33] feoh [197/1013] has challenged Gopher [185/467] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 02:20:32 is removed from feoh's clock.
[08/08/25 08:46:59] iamfoxy [47/695] has come upon Gopher [115/467] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:53:34 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[08/08/25 15:47:53] Gopher pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 18 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:46 toward level 50.
[08/08/25 19:26:34] Gopher [168/467] has challenged nax [739/912] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:07:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/08/25 20:26:33] Gopher [145/467] has challenged street [103/654] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/09/25 12:27:00] Gopher, r0d3nt, Oo, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/25 16:26:32] Gopher [346/467] has challenged LeftShoe [761/1460] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/10/25 19:26:34] iamfoxy [38/695] has challenged Gopher [435/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:04 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[08/11/25 00:26:32] Gopher [128/467] has challenged techDarko [521/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/25 10:26:33] street [104/648] has challenged Gopher [459/467] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:45:07 is added to street's clock.
[08/11/25 11:26:33] ngora [548/1243] has challenged Gopher [397/467] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 06:09:45 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/11/25 13:47:33] Gopher [414/467] has challenged LeftShoe [1184/1460] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:20:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/25 19:26:33] Gopher [114/467] has challenged dclaw [693/1607] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:49:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/25 03:59:23] Gopher realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:11:22 from level 51.
[08/12/25 06:07:51] Gopher installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:29 toward level 51.
[08/12/25 18:26:33] RDNt [705/1179] has challenged Gopher [150/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:17:45 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/12/25 18:26:33] RDNt has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:44:35 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/12/25 20:26:33] dirmaster0 [752/1552] has challenged Gopher [275/467] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 03:45:15 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/13/25 05:26:34] Gopher [399/467] has challenged idleClaw [1552/1657] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 19:18:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/13/25 06:08:26] Gopher couldn't use 28 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:05 from level 51.
[08/13/25 20:26:34] Gopher [398/467] has challenged techDarko [944/1062] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:52:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 00:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 49 with a clean slate.
[08/14/25 00:26:34] Gopher [442/467] has challenged ngora [235/1243] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 07:12:36 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 02:52:13] RDNt, Gopher, and iamfoxy [1673/2569] have team battled techDarko, nax, and dirmaster0 [2309/3530] and lost! 1 day, 09:33:02 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/25 03:26:34] Gopher [355/467] has challenged nax_ [371/797] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 06:09:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 04:26:34] Gopher [402/467] has challenged idleClaw [923/1657] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:27:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/14/25 14:43:13] TheScryer, Oo, and feoh [895/2145] have team battled dirmaster0, dclaw, and Gopher [1575/3626] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:00 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/25 19:56:30] Gopher learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:57 toward level 50.
[08/14/25 20:26:33] iamfoxy [913/920] has challenged Gopher [208/467] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:35:00 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/15/25 13:26:34] TheScryer [578/603] has challenged Gopher [146/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:09:05 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[08/16/25 03:26:33] Gopher [195/467] has challenged dubiago [718/1041] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:29:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 10:51:50] Gopher [332/467] has come upon dirmaster0 [942/1552] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:18:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 13:26:32] Gopher [264/467] has challenged dclaw [757/1607] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:56:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/16/25 17:26:33] iamfoxy [59/920] has challenged Gopher [34/467] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:37 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/17/25 04:03:52] Gopher [70/467] has come upon techDarko [966/1062] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 18:18:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 14:26:34] Gopher [75/467] has challenged dubiago [1031/1041] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 08:08:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 21:26:33] Gopher [453/467] has challenged ngora [558/1243] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 01:22:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/17/25 22:26:32] nax [551/916] has challenged Gopher [401/467] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 02:15:58 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/18/25 00:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 48 with a clean slate.
[08/18/25 00:26:34] Gopher [460/467] has challenged Phreaked [325/1072] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/18/25 03:56:52] Gopher uninstalled all 4 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:07 toward level 49.
[08/18/25 17:26:33] Gopher [130/467] has challenged RDNt [1154/1182] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:04:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 02:24:42] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:18 toward level 49.
[08/19/25 07:26:33] Gopher [277/467] has challenged feoh [405/1013] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:05:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 07:58:04] Gopher, schizo, k, and Phreaked have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/25 10:26:33] Gopher [31/467] has challenged nax_ [622/820] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:03:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/19/25 12:26:33] ngora [1068/1243] has challenged Gopher [200/467] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 15:22:15 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/19/25 19:26:33] nax_ [433/820] has challenged Gopher [306/467] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 18:50:20 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/20/25 01:26:34] ngora [1105/1243] has challenged Gopher [316/467] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 12:10:42 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/20/25 03:26:33] Gopher [241/467] has challenged nax_ [602/820] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:47:36 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/20/25 09:26:33] dclaw [1331/1598] has challenged Gopher [453/467] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 19:12:08 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/20/25 20:26:32] feoh [149/1013] has challenged Gopher [407/467] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:31:52 is added to feoh's clock.
[08/21/25 01:26:33] Gopher [12/467] has challenged ngora [289/1243] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:38:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 04:32:22] Gopher [143/467] has come upon ctrl-c [164/1041] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 18:52:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 07:26:33] Gopher [361/467] has challenged dclaw [1516/1598] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 08:09:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 09:45:52] dubiago, Gopher, TheScryer, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/25 11:14:55] Gopher did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:09 from level 49.
[08/21/25 16:26:33] dubiago [549/1041] has challenged Gopher [29/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/21/25 22:26:34] Gopher [120/467] has challenged street [574/653] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/21/25 23:26:33] nax [618/916] has challenged Gopher [437/467] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 08:54:43 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/22/25 07:06:11] nax, Gopher, street, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/25 10:26:33] Gopher [174/467] has challenged LeftShoe [93/1485] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:29 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/22/25 22:03:16] nax_, iamfoxy, and dclaw [1630/3338] have team battled nax, Gopher, and street [473/2037] and won! 1 day, 16:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/25 05:26:32] ctrl-c [638/1041] has challenged Gopher [249/467] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:51 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/24/25 01:26:33] Gopher [376/467] has challenged RDNt [375/1182] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 04:57:07 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/24/25 02:26:32] Gopher [117/467] has challenged dirmaster0 [1212/1535] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:13:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/24/25 11:12:04] nax_, r0d3nt, and Gopher [1171/2943] have team battled TheScryer, LeftShoe, and dubiago [1772/3223] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/25 15:34:32] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:21 toward level 49.
[08/24/25 22:26:34] Gopher [63/467] has challenged street [487/654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 02:26:34] Gopher [420/467] has challenged street [39/654] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 03:17:54] Gopher [285/467] has come upon RDNt [161/1192] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 06:32:39] Gopher installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! Gopher's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/25 12:43:15] Gopher [241/473] has challenged idleClaw [160/1657] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:00:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/25/25 21:26:34] Gopher [315/473] has challenged schizo [118/702] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/26/25 09:20:27] Gopher got all retro and played Space Invaders all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:42:36 from level 50.
[08/26/25 13:26:33] TheScryer [274/697] has challenged Gopher [105/473] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:32:36 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[08/26/25 15:26:33] TheScryer [198/697] has challenged Gopher [214/473] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:07:06 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/27/25 14:26:32] Gopher [454/473] has challenged iamfoxy [923/933] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:42:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/27/25 20:26:34] r0d3nt [214/1656] has challenged Gopher [210/473] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:47 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/27/25 21:22:30] street, ngora, and Oo [1610/2428] have team battled Gopher, r0d3nt, and dirmaster0 [2872/3664] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/25 15:26:32] Gopher [49/473] has challenged iamfoxy [709/933] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:40:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/28/25 22:26:34] Gopher [108/473] has challenged feoh [106/1018] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 20:31:22 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 02:26:32] Gopher [220/473] has challenged ctrl-c [516/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:31:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 03:26:32] Gopher [460/473] has challenged nax_ [489/826] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:41:02 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/29/25 04:26:33] RDNt [707/1192] has challenged Gopher [456/473] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:45 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/29/25 08:41:52] r0d3nt [1388/1656] has challenged Gopher [373/473] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 13:57:50 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/30/25 13:26:34] TheScryer [62/813] has challenged Gopher [429/473] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:46:27 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/31/25 04:26:34] Gopher [248/473] has challenged iamfoxy [876/933] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:58:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/31/25 15:26:32] Gopher [30/473] has challenged TheScryer [104/813] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:31:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/31/25 20:26:32] Gopher [33/473] has challenged feoh [145/1018] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:11:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/01/25 10:26:33] Gopher [445/473] has challenged r0d3nt [182/1656] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:10:39 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/01/25 18:26:33] Gopher [95/473] has challenged dclaw [993/1609] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:28:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/01/25 21:26:34] Gopher [294/473] has challenged RDNt [408/1192] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:17:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/02/25 01:26:33] ctrl-c [852/1046] has challenged Gopher [105/473] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:04 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/02/25 04:54:05] Gopher was apprehended by the NSA. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:53 from level 50.
[09/02/25 06:24:01] nax_, tinyredlantern, and street [1737/2742] have team battled feoh, schizo, and Gopher [970/2184] and won! 1 day, 23:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/25 07:29:30] street, techDarko, and Gopher [884/2073] have team battled k, schizo, and feoh [1341/2723] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/25 08:26:32] Gopher [406/473] has challenged street [251/654] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:22:20 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/02/25 10:26:32] street [155/654] has challenged Gopher [166/473] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 01:30:34 is added to street's clock.
[09/02/25 14:35:10] schizo [247/693] has come upon Gopher [153/473] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 21:59:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/02/25 15:33:48] Gopher, feoh, ctrl-c, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/25 18:26:33] Gopher [343/473] has challenged ngora [919/1243] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:37:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/03/25 10:26:34] Gopher [204/473] has challenged street [568/654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/04/25 11:59:12] Gopher added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:13 toward level 50.
[09/04/25 12:26:33] LeftShoe [580/1485] has challenged Gopher [317/473] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:45:55 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/04/25 15:54:38] Gopher pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 6 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:23 toward level 50.
[09/04/25 16:26:32] nax_ [797/826] has challenged Gopher [472/473] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 17:25:10 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/04/25 23:30:59] Gopher [29/473] has come upon ngora [1009/1243] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:28:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/05/25 15:44:03] Gopher became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:06 toward level 50.
[09/05/25 19:01:32] iamfoxy, nax, and dubiago [1129/2916] have team battled Gopher, r0d3nt, and schizo [1876/2822] and lost! 0 days, 15:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/25 22:13:32] Gopher [466/473] has come upon dubiago [987/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/05/25 22:26:33] Gopher [391/473] has challenged k [164/1012] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:14:21 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/06/25 08:51:45] dclaw, nax_, and Gopher [207/2908] have team battled Phreaked, iamfoxy, and dirmaster0 [2433/3560] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/25 10:01:40] dubiago, tinyredlantern, Gopher, and TheScryer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/25 12:09:40] feoh [416/1018] has come upon Gopher [171/473] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:49 is removed from feoh's clock.
[09/06/25 21:32:04] schizo, Savyna, and Gopher [1485/1604] have team battled dubiago, ctrl-c, and feoh [666/3146] and won! 0 days, 04:13:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/25 00:26:32] Gopher [126/473] has challenged ctrl-c [334/1066] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:14:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/07/25 02:26:33] Gopher [92/473] has challenged dclaw [76/1609] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 03:33:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/07/25 04:37:57] iamfoxy, Gopher, schizo, and Savyna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/25 05:26:34] Gopher [199/473] has challenged feoh [146/1018] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/07/25 10:13:33] Gopher [305/497] has challenged Oo [71/531] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/07/25 12:26:34] Gopher [451/497] has challenged nax [513/921] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 12:25:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/07/25 17:26:33] tinyredlantern [1000/1262] has challenged Gopher [348/497] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:30:00 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/07/25 20:26:34] Gopher [98/497] has challenged ngora [195/1243] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:23:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/08/25 06:14:19] Colossus [59/84] has challenged Gopher [3/497] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:53 is removed from Colossus's clock.
[09/08/25 17:04:15] nax_, schizo, and tinyredlantern [1841/2781] have team battled Gopher, nax, and techDarko [1204/2333] and won! 0 days, 07:01:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/25 22:26:33] Gopher [240/497] has challenged Savyna [377/441] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:50:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/09/25 00:26:32] Gopher [473/497] has challenged ngora [959/1243] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:04:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/09/25 13:28:58] Gopher [449/497] has come upon ctrl-c [782/1066] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:43:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/09/25 16:38:52] dubiago, dirmaster0, and k [1781/3598] have team battled Savyna, Gopher, and feoh [603/1957] and won! 3 days, 00:59:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/25 03:05:01] Gopher [168/497] has come upon ctrl-c [585/1066] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:54:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/10/25 05:26:33] dubiago [370/1062] has challenged Gopher [304/497] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 12:49:47 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[09/10/25 07:06:50] Gopher installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:29 toward level 51.
[09/10/25 14:10:59] Gopher [357/497] has come upon Oo [366/533] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 10:56:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/10/25 21:26:34] Gopher [357/497] has challenged r0d3nt [603/1656] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:06:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/11/25 14:26:33] Gopher [270/497] has challenged Oo [390/550] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 14:19:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/12/25 03:26:34] Gopher [30/497] has challenged r0d3nt [1298/1656] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 10:44:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/12/25 09:46:08] Colossus [275/288] has challenged Gopher [127/497] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from Colossus's clock.
[09/12/25 15:26:32] Gopher [361/497] has challenged k [649/1017] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:33:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/12/25 19:26:32] Oo [31/550] has challenged Gopher [249/497] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:31:34 is added to Oo's clock.
[09/13/25 01:26:34] nax_ [761/826] has challenged Gopher [240/497] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:40 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/14/25 08:26:33] street [342/801] has challenged Gopher [150/499] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 10:18:26 is removed from street's clock.
[09/14/25 09:26:32] Gopher [293/499] has challenged feoh [318/1019] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 17:39:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/14/25 11:26:32] techDarko [515/928] has challenged Gopher [198/499] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 07:33:11 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[09/14/25 12:03:29] Gopher, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [6/3640] have team battled Colossus, street, and tinyredlantern [928/2396] and lost! 3 days, 23:34:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/25 12:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 49 with a clean slate.
[09/14/25 15:07:27] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:00 toward level 50.
[09/15/25 03:26:32] nax_ [422/826] has challenged Gopher [234/499] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 22:05:23 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/15/25 09:26:32] nax [728/921] has challenged Gopher [286/499] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:34:29 is removed from nax's clock.
[09/15/25 11:09:57] Gopher added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:37 toward level 50.
[09/15/25 13:26:33] Gopher [345/499] has challenged TheScryer [596/800] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/15/25 16:26:34] Gopher [94/499] has challenged dclaw [1387/1615] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 21:33:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/16/25 04:26:33] Gopher [170/499] has challenged TheScryer [22/800] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:02:55 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/16/25 09:26:32] Gopher [86/499] has challenged dubiago [398/1062] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:24:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/16/25 11:26:33] Gopher [315/499] has challenged tinyredlantern [613/1279] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:47:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/16/25 13:22:35] ctrl-c, dclaw, nax, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/16/25 18:26:32] Gopher [79/499] has challenged ctrl-c [393/1066] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/16/25 20:38:21] TheScryer [649/800] has come upon Gopher [442/499] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:41:11 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[09/16/25 23:26:33] feoh [515/1019] has challenged Gopher [149/499] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:10:55 is removed from feoh's clock.
[09/17/25 00:26:33] Gopher [218/499] has challenged r0d3nt [494/1656] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:45:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/17/25 09:26:32] dubiago [425/1062] has challenged Gopher [340/499] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:51:46 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[09/17/25 12:26:33] Gopher [22/499] has challenged Phreaked [924/1108] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 01:01:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/17/25 15:26:33] Gopher [29/499] has challenged k [783/1017] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 18:57:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/17/25 19:26:33] nax [433/921] has challenged Gopher [18/499] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:45 is removed from nax's clock.
[09/18/25 04:26:32] Gopher [251/499] has challenged tinyredlantern [883/1279] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:28:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/18/25 08:26:34] Gopher [23/499] has challenged dirmaster0 [196/1526] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 00:37:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/18/25 10:26:32] schizo [509/693] has challenged Gopher [52/499] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:37:58 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/18/25 12:26:34] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 48 with a clean slate.
[09/18/25 18:26:32] Gopher [107/499] has challenged TheScryer [469/800] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:24:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/19/25 08:06:33] Gopher watched meatspin for 98 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:27:13 from level 49.
[09/19/25 09:41:18] Oo [162/551] has challenged Gopher [81/499] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:45:36 is removed from Oo's clock.
[09/19/25 22:19:37] Gopher got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:17 toward level 49.
[09/20/25 03:26:34] Gopher [471/499] has challenged idleClaw [1130/1697] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:11:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/20/25 07:05:11] ctrl-c, iamfoxy, Gopher, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/25 13:26:32] LeftShoe [774/1490] has challenged Gopher [496/499] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:27:52 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/20/25 13:26:32] LeftShoe has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:25:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/20/25 14:26:34] r0d3nt [1559/1696] has challenged Gopher [20/499] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 12:12:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/21/25 02:45:43] r0d3nt, ctrl-c, Gopher, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/25 04:26:34] Gopher [85/499] has challenged dirmaster0 [160/1526] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 01:53:42 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/21/25 15:46:23] Gopher ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:29 from level 49.
[09/21/25 17:26:32] Gopher [158/499] has challenged LeftShoe [990/1490] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 01:20:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/22/25 07:26:33] Gopher [347/503] has challenged Colossus [242/358] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:41:11 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/22/25 14:51:54] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:47 toward level 49.
[09/22/25 15:26:34] Gopher [98/503] has challenged ctrl-c [924/1151] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:45:59 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/22/25 20:26:32] k [495/1017] has challenged Gopher [500/503] but is bruised in combat! 7 days, 10:55:50 is added to k's clock.
[09/22/25 23:26:32] Gopher [26/503] has challenged tinyredlantern [443/1327] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:10:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/23/25 19:26:32] tinyredlantern [487/1327] has challenged Gopher [246/503] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 00:28:23 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/24/25 04:26:34] k [214/1017] has challenged Gopher [485/503] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 04:44:30 is added to k's clock.
[09/24/25 04:34:35] Oo, k, and dubiago [123/2652] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and schizo [1728/2892] and lost! 2 days, 03:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/25 16:22:59] LeftShoe [301/1391] has challenged Gopher [216/503] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 10:02:48 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/25/25 02:23:01] Gopher [164/503] has challenged ctrl-c [461/1151] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:28:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/25/25 07:23:01] Gopher [440/503] has challenged ctrl-c [664/1151] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:27:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/25/25 09:23:01] Gopher [238/503] has challenged dclaw [95/1620] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 10:46:34 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/25/25 22:23:01] Gopher [206/503] has challenged dubiago [760/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/26/25 00:23:01] Gopher [210/503] has challenged schizo [263/693] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:25:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/26/25 11:22:59] Gopher [230/503] has challenged iamfoxy [936/978] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:50:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/26/25 17:23:00] Gopher [380/503] has challenged LeftShoe [713/1391] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:34:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/26/25 18:04:31] dclaw, iamfoxy, and nax_ [93/3414] have team battled techDarko, Colossus, and Gopher [154/1741] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/25 00:33:50] LeftShoe, ctrl-c, Gopher, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/27/25 08:22:59] Gopher [280/518] has challenged schizo [651/693] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:25:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/27/25 23:22:59] ctrl-c [762/1151] has challenged Gopher [220/518] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:26:16 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/28/25 03:23:01] Gopher [511/518] has challenged dubiago [723/1062] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:03:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/28/25 10:22:59] Gopher [3/518] has challenged Colossus [77/467] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:09:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/28/25 19:23:01] Gopher [508/518] has challenged dubiago [1042/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:46:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/28/25 20:23:01] Oo [303/573] has challenged Gopher [495/518] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:21:53 is added to Oo's clock.
[09/29/25 00:22:59] Gopher [58/518] has challenged techDarko [456/880] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/29/25 06:23:00] Gopher [52/518] has challenged ctrl-c [853/1151] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:30:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/29/25 10:23:01] Gopher [293/518] has challenged feoh [281/1014] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 18:13:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[09/29/25 11:23:01] TheScryer [487/811] has challenged Gopher [10/518] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:47:03 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[09/29/25 17:22:44] dubiago, Gopher, and TheScryer [2164/2402] have team battled tinyredlantern, r0d3nt, and k [3264/4040] and lost! 0 days, 17:14:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/25 20:23:01] techDarko [808/880] has challenged Gopher [118/518] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 20:45:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[09/30/25 05:22:59] Gopher [247/518] has challenged nax_ [755/816] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:31:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/30/25 06:23:01] k [986/1017] has challenged Gopher [61/518] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:03:38 is removed from k's clock.
[10/01/25 00:23:00] feoh [828/1014] has challenged Gopher [511/518] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:26:37 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/01/25 01:22:59] feoh [917/1014] has challenged Gopher [404/518] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:52:00 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/01/25 21:17:38] k [220/1017] has come upon Gopher [46/518] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 06:40:23 is removed from k's clock.
[10/02/25 03:23:01] Gopher [114/518] has challenged ctrl-c [304/1176] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:55:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/02/25 05:23:01] Oo [17/567] has challenged Gopher [194/518] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 23:09:30 is added to Oo's clock.
[10/02/25 09:58:05] ctrl-c, dclaw, and iamfoxy [3514/3774] have team battled r0d3nt, nax_, and Gopher [511/3030] and won! 1 day, 03:43:48 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/25 18:23:01] dclaw [1107/1620] has challenged Gopher [429/518] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:37:48 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/02/25 19:23:00] Phreaked [560/1100] has challenged Gopher [467/518] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 15:49:02 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/02/25 22:22:59] schizo [292/689] has challenged Gopher [436/518] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:42:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/03/25 05:40:54] LeftShoe, r0d3nt, Gopher, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/25 11:22:59] TheScryer [21/822] has challenged Gopher [85/518] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 00:12:43 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[10/03/25 17:23:00] Gopher [487/518] has challenged schizo [391/689] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:47 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/04/25 00:46:38] k, Gopher, and ctrl-c [2612/2711] have team battled r0d3nt, feoh, and dubiago [2047/3772] and won! 0 days, 05:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/25 02:59:21] Gopher couldn't use 21 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:20 from level 49.
[10/04/25 10:22:59] Gopher [371/518] has challenged iamfoxy [94/978] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:24 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/04/25 14:21:07] Gopher forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:01 from level 49.
[10/04/25 17:22:59] Oo [98/567] has challenged Gopher [509/518] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:31 is added to Oo's clock.
[10/04/25 20:22:59] feoh [862/1014] has challenged Gopher [317/518] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:10:23 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/05/25 00:39:25] Gopher [345/518] has challenged techDarko [778/880] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:24:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/05/25 02:23:00] techDarko [794/880] has challenged Gopher [121/518] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:00:45 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/05/25 11:17:37] nax_ [55/805] has come upon Gopher [354/518] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:38:55 is added to nax_'s clock.
[10/05/25 11:18:43] Gopher [11/518] has come upon nax_ [89/805] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 17:58:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/05/25 11:18:58] nax_ [615/805] has come upon Gopher [517/518] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 01:41:01 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[10/06/25 02:23:01] dubiago [477/1062] has challenged Gopher [389/518] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:44:05 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[10/06/25 05:16:33] Gopher [365/518] has come upon k [653/1017] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:52:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/06/25 06:22:59] Gopher [309/518] has challenged techDarko [802/880] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:14:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/06/25 08:22:59] iamfoxy [151/978] has challenged Gopher [428/518] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:10:22 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/06/25 10:49:45] k [910/1017] has come upon Gopher [363/518] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 06:41:04 is removed from k's clock.
[10/06/25 17:23:01] Gopher [104/518] has challenged r0d3nt [887/1696] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 09:33:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/06/25 23:12:01] dclaw [263/1620] has come upon Gopher [301/518] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 21:05:05 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/07/25 00:06:34] dclaw [1599/1620] has come upon Gopher [45/518] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 11:01:33 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/07/25 01:22:59] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 48 with a clean slate.
[10/07/25 09:22:59] k [552/1017] has challenged Gopher [478/518] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 15:29:49 is removed from k's clock.
[10/08/25 06:25:40] Gopher [324/518] has come upon ngora [1213/1245] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 16:54:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/08/25 09:22:59] Oo [407/567] has challenged Gopher [395/518] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 15:22:17 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/09/25 09:23:01] Gopher [401/518] has challenged idleClaw [438/1697] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:24:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/09/25 11:53:09] Gopher cracked Bill Gates' password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:00 toward level 49.
[10/09/25 19:22:59] r0d3nt [517/1696] has challenged Gopher [350/518] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 16:01:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/09/25 23:23:01] nax_ [290/814] has challenged Gopher [249/518] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 08:21:33 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[10/10/25 01:23:18] nax_, ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and Gopher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/25 06:39:11] Gopher had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! Gopher's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/25 18:26:20] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:10 toward level 49.
[10/11/25 00:23:01] schizo [226/689] has challenged Gopher [194/513] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 14:59:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/11/25 11:36:30] nax [838/893] has challenged Gopher [31/513] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 09:09:50 is removed from nax's clock.
[10/11/25 14:54:10] Dijkstra frowned upon Gopher and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 23:12:39 from level 49.
[10/11/25 18:22:59] ngora [171/1245] has challenged Gopher [128/513] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 11:16:54 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/11/25 19:23:01] Phreaked [164/1100] has challenged Gopher [438/513] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:30:29 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[10/11/25 19:56:05] TheScryer, dubiago, and dclaw [2079/3078] have team battled Gopher, Oo, and iamfoxy [1176/2437] and won! 3 days, 19:41:53 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/25 20:39:02] Oo [904/946] has challenged Gopher [433/513] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/11/25 23:02:05] k, dirmaster0, ctrl-c, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/25 02:23:00] Gopher [271/513] has challenged tinyredlantern [1047/1332] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:04:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/12/25 05:23:00] nax_ [562/814] has challenged Gopher [445/513] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 08:50:06 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[10/12/25 07:22:59] dubiago [184/1041] has challenged Gopher [449/513] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:58:33 is added to dubiago's clock.
[10/12/25 09:23:01] Gopher [111/513] has challenged schizo [424/689] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/12/25 17:22:59] Gopher [382/513] has challenged techDarko [572/880] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:07:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/12/25 21:23:00] Gopher [96/513] has challenged nax [798/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/13/25 03:22:59] dirmaster0 [1319/1632] has challenged Gopher [251/513] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 06:06:35 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/13/25 13:37:38] k, r0d3nt, Gopher, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/25 21:01:45] OMGWTFIdle! [0/1] has challenged Gopher [467/513] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/13/25 23:27:59] ngora [594/1245] has come upon Gopher [242/513] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:18:41 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/14/25 08:23:00] Gopher [92/513] has challenged idleClaw [833/1697] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:03:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/14/25 11:22:59] Gopher [451/513] has challenged ngora [731/1245] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:39:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/14/25 20:23:01] Gopher [301/513] has challenged nax_ [623/814] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:24:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/15/25 08:23:00] Gopher [482/513] has challenged dubiago [63/1041] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:30:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/15/25 13:23:00] LeftShoe [1227/1377] has challenged Gopher [98/513] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:58:06 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/16/25 01:22:59] Savyna [166/465] has challenged Gopher [324/513] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:56:21 is added to Savyna's clock.
[10/16/25 01:57:38] Gopher cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:44 toward level 49.
[10/16/25 02:23:01] iamfoxy [674/972] has challenged Gopher [511/513] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:50:35 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/16/25 05:38:09] Gopher [453/513] has come upon nax [87/893] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/16/25 15:22:59] k [534/1017] has challenged Gopher [343/513] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:25:07 is removed from k's clock.
[10/16/25 21:23:01] Gopher [58/513] has challenged r0d3nt [1141/1696] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:05:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/17/25 00:28:52] Gopher founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:00 toward level 49.
[10/17/25 01:23:00] k [461/1017] has challenged Gopher [472/513] but is battered in combat! 6 days, 20:07:11 is added to k's clock.
[10/17/25 04:57:45] OMGWTFIdle!, feoh, and Gopher [422/1756] have team battled nax_, ctrl-c, and Phreaked [1277/3106] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/25 07:50:22] Gopher [397/513] has come upon Phreaked [912/1100] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/17/25 12:05:05] iamfoxy, LeftShoe, and feoh [1233/3361] have team battled dclaw, k, and Gopher [2405/2733] and lost! 0 days, 05:28:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/25 13:37:26] Gopher [263/513] has challenged dclaw [263/1203] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 2 days, 09:36:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/17/25 17:23:01] feoh [930/1012] has challenged Gopher [123/513] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:51:20 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/17/25 18:55:19] Gopher, tinyredlantern, techDarko, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/25 20:23:00] iamfoxy [370/972] has challenged Gopher [511/513] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 15:39:12 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/18/25 01:23:00] Gopher [483/513] has challenged dclaw [552/1203] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 06:20:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/18/25 04:09:28] Gopher accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:19 toward level 50.
[10/18/25 05:02:04] nax [878/893] has come upon Gopher [217/513] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:54:02 is removed from nax's clock.
[10/18/25 05:23:00] Phreaked [214/1100] has challenged Gopher [230/513] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 06:53:18 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[10/18/25 11:31:33] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:48 toward level 50.
[10/18/25 11:45:25] Gopher had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! Gopher's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/25 15:23:01] LeftShoe [1350/1377] has challenged Gopher [151/508] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:04:34 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/18/25 20:00:25] Gopher [299/508] has come upon nax_ [160/814] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:32 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/18/25 20:23:00] dirmaster0 [1602/1632] has challenged Gopher [460/508] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 20:37:49 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/19/25 05:23:00] Gopher [257/508] has challenged r0d3nt [1274/1696] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:28:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/19/25 06:23:00] ctrl-c [111/1192] has challenged Gopher [63/508] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 00:26:48 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/19/25 10:00:30] ctrl-c, r0d3nt, Gopher, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/25 17:59:52] techDarko, feoh, and Gopher [1552/2363] have team battled ngora, iamfoxy, and dclaw [1422/3425] and won! 0 days, 14:21:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/25 00:22:59] nax_ [773/814] has challenged Gopher [450/508] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:41:45 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[10/20/25 01:51:20] feoh, schizo, Gopher, and iamfoxy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/25 19:24:28] tinyredlantern [1090/1332] has come upon Gopher [119/508] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:11 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/21/25 02:22:59] ngora [851/1245] has challenged Gopher [264/508] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:01:48 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/21/25 09:22:59] tinyredlantern [1125/1332] has challenged Gopher [38/508] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 07:13:40 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/21/25 17:35:33] Gopher [404/650] has challenged dubiago [127/1041] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/21/25 20:23:00] tinyredlantern [694/1332] has challenged Gopher [410/650] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 01:24:23 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/22/25 02:23:57] TheScryer, nax_, and r0d3nt [3159/3346] have team battled techDarko, schizo, and Gopher [1442/2208] and won! 5 days, 08:31:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/25 09:23:01] ctrl-c [423/1192] has challenged Gopher [247/650] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 22:48:17 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/22/25 13:23:44] k, ngora, Oo, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/25 18:23:01] Gopher [501/650] has challenged nax_ [560/814] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:39:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/22/25 22:22:59] Gopher [111/650] has challenged ngora [199/1245] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:47:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/23/25 05:27:52] Gopher [614/650] has come upon nax_ [656/814] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 07:39:14 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/25/25 07:39:34] nax_, dclaw, and LeftShoe [2165/3261] have team battled Oo, OMGWTFIdle!, and Gopher [295/1871] and won! 8 days, 08:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/25 08:22:59] LeftShoe [1306/1383] has challenged Gopher [584/650] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:01:13 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/25/25 18:32:08] ctrl-c, Gopher, dubiago, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/25 01:22:59] Gopher [256/650] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [152/297] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:32 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/26/25 09:23:01] dclaw [39/1040] has challenged Gopher [313/650] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:31:48 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/26/25 13:22:59] iamfoxy [302/1100] has challenged Gopher [205/650] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:16:27 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/26/25 15:23:01] Gopher [424/650] has challenged dclaw [574/1040] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:53:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/26/25 19:22:59] Gopher [209/650] has challenged k [661/1054] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:39:35 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/26/25 21:22:59] Gopher [115/650] has challenged nax_ [82/814] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:41:24 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/27/25 03:24:57] Gopher learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:16 toward level 51.
[10/27/25 17:19:42] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:27 toward level 51.
[10/28/25 03:23:01] Gopher [326/650] has challenged nax [583/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/28/25 09:22:59] Gopher [316/650] has challenged dubiago [517/1041] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:53:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/28/25 23:05:58] TheScryer, Gopher, tinyredlantern, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/25 12:29:35] ngora, OMGWTFIdle!, and ctrl-c [295/2681] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [295/3978] and won! 0 days, 00:13:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/25 15:25:18] Gopher [162/662] has challenged nax_ [554/814] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:27:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/29/25 18:01:57] Orville [39/134] has challenged Gopher [485/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 18:39:45] Gopher, techDarko, and k [2349/2559] have team battled feoh, ctrl-c, and r0d3nt [929/3900] and won! 2 days, 03:16:01 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/25 22:41:19] Gopher got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:45 toward level 52.
[10/30/25 02:23:00] Gopher [97/662] has challenged nax_ [267/814] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 18:09:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/30/25 07:06:15] schizo [190/722] has come upon Gopher [50/662] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:34 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/30/25 08:23:01] iamfoxy [569/1128] has challenged Gopher [641/662] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 19:04:28 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/30/25 20:23:01] Oo [462/944] has challenged Gopher [136/662] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:42:13 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/31/25 01:22:59] Gopher [182/662] has challenged idleClaw [664/1697] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:01:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/31/25 15:23:00] Gopher [498/662] has challenged Orville [164/214] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/01/25 08:23:00] Gopher [640/662] has challenged TheScryer [386/841] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:47:41 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/01/25 10:22:59] Gopher [437/662] has challenged Oo [571/944] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:21:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/02/25 01:22:59] Gopher [461/662] has challenged k [872/1054] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:25:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/02/25 04:23:01] k [908/1054] has challenged Gopher [207/662] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:44:07 is removed from k's clock.
[11/02/25 06:23:00] Gopher [544/669] has challenged r0d3nt [467/1696] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 00:15:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/02/25 07:31:58] Orville, r0d3nt, and ngora [1040/3138] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and nax [316/2754] and won! 0 days, 00:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/25 16:23:01] feoh [438/1012] has challenged Gopher [233/688] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 10:30:34 is removed from feoh's clock.
[11/02/25 19:17:29] Gopher got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:05 toward level 52.
[11/02/25 22:23:01] Gopher [233/688] has challenged Phreaked [316/1100] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:48:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/02/25 23:22:59] Gopher [39/688] has challenged Oo [481/944] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:21:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/03/25 06:40:15] reverend [186/316] has challenged Gopher [624/688] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/04/25 02:22:59] ctrl-c [348/1192] has challenged Gopher [631/688] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:44:54 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/04/25 04:32:29] Gopher got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:56 toward level 52.
[11/04/25 05:31:10] Gopher [620/688] has come upon schizo [219/722] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:43:08 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/04/25 06:25:39] reverend [257/334] has challenged Gopher [131/688] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:47 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/04/25 13:01:08] Gopher reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:19 toward level 52.
[11/04/25 13:23:01] dclaw [80/1102] has challenged Gopher [97/688] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 21:02:25 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/05/25 05:23:01] dclaw [791/1102] has challenged Gopher [136/688] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 06:17:06 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/05/25 13:20:57] schizo, k, Gopher, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/25 15:08:22] Gopher had their computers confiscated by the Serious Crime Squad. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:22 from level 52.
[11/05/25 15:23:00] Gopher [25/688] has challenged dclaw [336/1102] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:20:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/05/25 16:23:00] Gopher [100/688] has challenged Orville [5/318] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/06/25 05:23:00] tinyredlantern [1313/1321] has challenged Gopher [586/688] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 10:16:27 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/06/25 08:36:31] Gopher accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:46 toward level 52.
[11/06/25 09:22:59] Gopher [683/688] has challenged idleClaw [1423/1697] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:17:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/06/25 14:13:48] schizo, nax, and LeftShoe [523/3081] have team battled iamfoxy, Savyna, and Gopher [1904/2286] and lost! 4 days, 20:36:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/25 15:23:01] techDarko [261/843] has challenged Gopher [439/688] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:47:51 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/06/25 20:23:01] r0d3nt [1397/1696] has challenged Gopher [136/688] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 23:23:02 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/07/25 13:23:01] dclaw [535/1102] has challenged Gopher [288/688] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 13:47:50 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/07/25 18:59:03] reverend [315/410] has challenged Gopher [14/688] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/07/25 21:16:38] ctrl-c [502/1192] has come upon Gopher [412/688] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 12:02:48 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/07/25 21:23:00] r0d3nt [811/1696] has challenged Gopher [623/688] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 13:36:48 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/07/25 21:23:00] r0d3nt has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:35:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/07/25 22:22:59] Gopher [395/688] has challenged idleClaw [555/1697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:34:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/08/25 02:23:01] Gopher [626/688] has challenged dubiago [980/1063] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:41:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/08/25 13:53:10] Gopher, r0d3nt, and iamfoxy [2422/3512] have team battled schizo, techDarko, and reverend [1041/2051] and won! 0 days, 16:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/25 00:39:54] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:41 toward level 52.
[11/10/25 06:23:01] ngora [656/1208] has challenged Gopher [174/688] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 14:18:37 is removed from ngora's clock.
[11/10/25 07:29:57] Gopher [252/688] has come upon LeftShoe [129/1383] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:51 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/10/25 21:23:01] Oo [229/994] has challenged Gopher [253/688] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 10:24:31 is added to Oo's clock.
[11/10/25 23:48:45] Orville [268/401] has come upon Gopher [498/688] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:19:22 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/11/25 01:23:38] Gopher [138/766] has challenged reverend [127/410] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 09:43:17 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/11/25 12:22:59] dclaw [535/1092] has challenged Gopher [278/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:32:41 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/12/25 13:22:59] Gopher [165/766] has challenged TheScryer [393/841] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:37:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/12/25 14:22:59] Gopher [720/766] has challenged iamfoxy [883/1155] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:38:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/12/25 19:23:01] dclaw [177/1096] has challenged Gopher [721/766] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:21:04 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/13/25 10:23:00] ctrl-c [1029/1192] has challenged Gopher [759/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:26:30 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/13/25 11:23:00] Gopher [411/766] has challenged tinyredlantern [88/1321] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:51:01 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/13/25 12:23:00] Gopher [170/766] has challenged Orville [436/723] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/14/25 01:00:10] Gopher [685/766] has come upon reverend [287/426] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/14/25 10:23:00] Gopher [38/766] has challenged techDarko [154/858] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:08:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/14/25 14:23:00] Gopher [591/766] has challenged LeftShoe [1056/1388] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:23:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/16/25 08:23:00] LeftShoe [135/1388] has challenged Gopher [277/766] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:39:27 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[11/16/25 10:22:59] Gopher [264/766] has challenged Orville [561/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/16/25 16:23:01] Gopher [268/766] has challenged r0d3nt [738/1696] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/16/25 17:23:01] Gopher [705/766] has challenged r0d3nt [947/1696] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:43:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/17/25 08:23:01] r0d3nt [468/1696] has challenged Gopher [385/766] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 21:46:51 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/17/25 19:22:59] nax [232/900] has challenged Gopher [435/766] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:12:57 is added to nax's clock.
[11/17/25 20:23:01] Gopher [137/766] has challenged reverend [341/431] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:33:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/18/25 05:22:59] iamfoxy [822/1155] has challenged Gopher [624/766] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:21:57 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[11/18/25 13:23:00] Gopher [249/766] has challenged reverend [33/431] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:25 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/18/25 15:58:47] Gopher got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:36 toward level 53.
[11/18/25 20:23:00] Gopher [24/766] has challenged ctrl-c [172/1192] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:02:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/19/25 00:52:14] dubiago [751/1048] has come upon Gopher [431/766] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:57:25 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/19/25 12:23:57] tinyredlantern [484/1321] has come upon Gopher [530/766] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 07:53:19 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/19/25 14:23:00] Phreaked [332/1100] has challenged Gopher [326/766] and bruised them in combat! 8 days, 16:14:00 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/19/25 18:22:59] k [584/1054] has challenged Gopher [712/766] but is overpowered in combat! 17 days, 02:18:52 is added to k's clock.
[11/20/25 00:53:50] Gopher [401/766] has come upon Orville [595/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:28:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/21/25 05:23:01] Gopher [229/782] has challenged LeftShoe [485/1429] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:14:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/21/25 07:32:50] LeftShoe, reverend, and tinyredlantern [1457/3183] have team battled iamfoxy, Gopher, and TheScryer [660/2751] and won! 0 days, 03:43:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/25 09:23:01] Gopher [78/782] has challenged LeftShoe [929/1429] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:23:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/21/25 15:23:00] Gopher [42/782] has challenged Orville [210/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:17:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/21/25 19:23:01] Gopher [159/782] has challenged nax_ [683/764] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:22:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/21/25 21:23:00] Gopher [631/782] has challenged ctrl-c [922/1249] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:00:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/22/25 04:23:00] iamfoxy [147/1155] has challenged Gopher [262/782] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:33:01 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[11/22/25 12:23:01] Gopher [492/782] has challenged dubiago [878/1048] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:43:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/23/25 11:22:59] Gopher [101/782] has challenged dclaw [92/1096] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 07:27:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/23/25 13:23:00] Gopher [481/782] has challenged dubiago [969/1048] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:37:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/23/25 15:08:29] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:04 toward level 53.
[11/24/25 21:23:00] Savyna [212/475] has challenged Gopher [439/782] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:48:38 is added to Savyna's clock.
[11/25/25 05:22:59] Gopher [568/782] has challenged dclaw [473/1096] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 13:47:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/25/25 09:22:59] ctrl-c [1137/1236] has challenged Gopher [299/782] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 17:08:15 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/25/25 17:22:59] dclaw [1085/1096] has challenged Gopher [534/782] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 15:12:46 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/25/25 20:23:01] Gopher [55/782] has challenged Savyna [128/475] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:30:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/26/25 04:22:59] nax_ [46/764] has challenged Gopher [98/782] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 15:23:52 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/26/25 18:22:59] Gopher [569/782] has challenged r0d3nt [919/1696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:36:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/26/25 23:46:35] Orville [6/752] has come upon Gopher [587/782] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/27/25 01:33:32] Gopher got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:18 toward level 53.
[11/27/25 02:03:38] Gopher [522/782] has come upon Savyna [161/475] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:09:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/27/25 03:23:01] r0d3nt [1554/1696] has challenged Gopher [215/782] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 00:49:24 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/27/25 07:19:03] Gopher watched meatspin for 162 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:03 from level 53.
[11/27/25 21:23:00] Gopher [715/782] has challenged TheScryer [427/836] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:14:28 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/28/25 16:23:01] nax [314/792] has challenged Gopher [24/782] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:49:38 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/28/25 21:23:01] Gopher [21/782] has challenged r0d3nt [847/1696] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:48:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/29/25 09:22:59] Gopher [66/782] has challenged reverend [472/479] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/29/25 14:13:41] LeftShoe, dirmaster0, dclaw, and Gopher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/25 11:32:05] Orville [643/769] has come upon Gopher [441/782] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:24 is removed from Orville's clock.
[11/30/25 16:44:59] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted Gopher on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 0 days, 04:00:32 from level 53.
[11/30/25 17:22:59] LeftShoe [1026/1451] has challenged Gopher [184/782] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 08:00:04 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/01/25 00:23:00] Gopher [434/782] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [363/369] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/01/25 02:50:51] Gopher [592/826] has challenged k [493/1067] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 03:57:55 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/01/25 10:23:01] Gopher [518/826] has challenged nax_ [720/764] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:04:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/01/25 17:14:00] Gopher uninstalled all 5 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:39 toward level 54.
[12/01/25 17:33:08] Gopher learned Ruby. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:59 toward level 54.
[12/01/25 18:23:01] Gopher [465/826] has challenged k [880/1067] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:12:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/01/25 23:37:26] dubiago, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/25 00:22:59] Gopher [292/826] has challenged reverend [379/479] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:46:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/02/25 07:22:59] Gopher [606/826] has challenged techDarko [570/966] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 17:52:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/02/25 07:39:40] Gopher installed a rootkit on 308 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:40 toward level 54.
[12/03/25 01:22:59] TheScryer [63/836] has challenged Gopher [252/826] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:58:56 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/03/25 10:22:59] Gopher [580/826] has challenged dclaw [999/1061] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:01:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/03/25 18:23:00] LeftShoe [1331/1451] has challenged Gopher [534/826] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 00:09:46 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/03/25 19:23:00] Gopher [456/826] has challenged Orville [257/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:55:08 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/03/25 19:44:23] Gopher cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:12 toward level 54.
[12/03/25 21:23:01] dirmaster0 [208/1627] has challenged Gopher [532/826] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:35:10 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/04/25 04:23:01] Gopher [598/826] has challenged Oo [214/994] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:15:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/04/25 18:55:04] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:41 toward level 54.
[12/04/25 23:23:00] Gopher [534/826] has challenged TheScryer [248/836] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:24:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/05/25 07:30:48] dclaw [770/1068] has come upon Gopher [568/826] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 19:50:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/05/25 15:23:01] Gopher [509/826] has challenged schizo [248/900] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:37:29 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/05/25 16:45:01] Gopher installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! Gopher's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/25 19:23:01] LeftShoe [514/1456] has challenged Gopher [540/829] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 11:10:39 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[12/05/25 22:22:59] Gopher [263/829] has challenged feoh [918/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/06/25 04:02:34] feoh [916/1012] has come upon Gopher [114/829] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 21:35:10 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/06/25 05:23:00] Gopher [313/829] has challenged tinyredlantern [68/1321] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:03:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/06/25 13:23:40] feoh, tinyredlantern, and Gopher [1032/3162] have team battled r0d3nt, k, and nax [447/3636] and won! 0 days, 11:12:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/25 21:23:00] Gopher [431/829] has challenged dubiago [575/1069] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:53:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/06/25 22:23:00] iamfoxy [181/1152] has challenged Gopher [591/829] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:15:01 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/07/25 01:23:01] Gopher [15/829] has challenged nax [291/829] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/07/25 07:23:01] Gopher [584/829] has challenged Oo [262/994] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:41 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/07/25 23:27:05] Gopher 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:22 toward level 54.
[12/08/25 09:23:00] Gopher [262/829] has challenged idleClaw [1160/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:22:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/08/25 11:22:59] ctrl-c [264/1291] has challenged Gopher [42/829] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 15:13:34 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/08/25 18:34:23] dirmaster0, k, Gopher, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/25 19:22:59] r0d3nt [1505/1740] has challenged Gopher [614/829] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 07:30:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/09/25 06:10:15] Orville, k, and ctrl-c [2258/3127] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Gopher [3199/3392] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/25 07:15:04] Gopher [665/842] has challenged dclaw [705/1068] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 01:00:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/09/25 14:23:01] Gopher [427/842] has challenged k [421/1067] and bruised them in combat! 5 days, 22:09:00 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/09/25 15:52:07] r0d3nt, dclaw, and Gopher [1975/3650] have team battled tinyredlantern, k, and dubiago [2439/3449] and lost! 2 days, 00:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/25 17:23:00] Gopher [440/842] has challenged idleClaw [1428/1741] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 04:10:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/09/25 18:26:11] LeftShoe, iamfoxy, and k [3665/3675] have team battled feoh, r0d3nt, and Gopher [2221/3627] and won! 2 days, 01:56:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/25 19:23:01] Orville [228/769] has challenged Gopher [545/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:35 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 20:23:00] k [894/1067] has challenged Gopher [688/842] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 01:42:56 is removed from k's clock.
[12/09/25 21:57:56] OMGWTFIdle! [268/432] has come upon Gopher [488/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:06:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/09/25 22:22:59] Orville [455/769] has challenged Gopher [789/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 23:53:37] iamfoxy, dclaw, Gopher, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/25 09:23:01] iamfoxy [299/1152] has challenged Gopher [751/842] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:35:07 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/10/25 18:22:59] Gopher [551/842] has challenged ctrl-c [369/1291] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 01:16:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/10/25 23:22:59] r0d3nt [1392/1740] has challenged Gopher [694/842] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:54:28 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/11/25 01:22:59] Gopher [504/842] has challenged tinyredlantern [1065/1313] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:53:45 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/11/25 14:22:59] Gopher [11/842] has challenged ctrl-c [999/1291] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 21:25:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/11/25 15:31:38] TheScryer, feoh, iamfoxy, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/25 18:23:01] ctrl-c [941/1291] has challenged Gopher [463/842] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 13:21:21 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/11/25 18:23:01] ctrl-c has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:54:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/12/25 01:54:43] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:35 toward level 55.
[12/12/25 09:48:50] Gopher got tasked with fixing healthcare.gov. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:17:04 from level 55.
[12/12/25 11:14:18] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 5 days, 11:48:25 toward level 55.
[12/12/25 19:22:59] ctrl-c [362/1291] has challenged Gopher [317/842] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 12:30:44 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/12/25 22:18:38] Gopher [2/842] has come upon tinyredlantern [124/1313] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 21:36:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/13/25 01:23:01] techDarko [576/966] has challenged Gopher [303/842] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 22:48:16 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/13/25 02:23:00] Gopher [351/842] has challenged dubiago [755/1101] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:23:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/13/25 11:44:19] TheScryer, schizo, and OMGWTFIdle! [617/2168] have team battled Gopher, tinyredlantern, and ctrl-c [1370/3446] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/25 17:22:01] LeftShoe, TheScryer, k, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/25 09:18:52] TheScryer [734/836] has come upon Gopher [1/842] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 15:21:39 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/14/25 12:23:00] Gopher [28/842] has challenged ctrl-c [742/1291] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:12:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/14/25 14:23:01] Orville [514/769] has challenged Gopher [813/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/15/25 12:23:01] TheScryer [804/836] has challenged Gopher [781/842] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 07:11:26 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/15/25 12:23:01] TheScryer has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:44:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/15/25 17:11:07] k [649/1075] has come upon Gopher [299/842] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 00:46:42 is removed from k's clock.
[12/15/25 18:22:59] tinyredlantern [547/1313] has challenged Gopher [391/842] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 19:18:41 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/16/25 01:22:59] tinyredlantern [1035/1313] has challenged Gopher [681/842] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 14:55:51 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/16/25 06:23:01] Gopher [229/842] has challenged techDarko [604/966] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:38:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/16/25 07:23:01] feoh [529/1045] has challenged Gopher [149/842] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:39:39 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/16/25 08:04:53] Gopher got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:03 toward level 55.
[12/16/25 09:23:01] Orville [20/748] has challenged Gopher [174/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:22:53 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/16/25 14:23:01] Gopher [451/842] has challenged k [455/1075] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 10:08:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/16/25 19:23:00] tinyredlantern [1284/1313] has challenged Gopher [763/842] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 02:29:17 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/16/25 21:22:59] Gopher [43/842] has challenged reverend [240/488] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:25:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/17/25 00:23:01] Gopher [137/842] has challenged iamfoxy [543/1152] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:48:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/17/25 01:23:01] Gopher [427/842] has challenged LeftShoe [33/1463] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:13:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/17/25 07:23:00] iamfoxy [117/1152] has challenged Gopher [428/842] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:23:57 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/17/25 15:22:59] Gopher [205/842] has challenged nax [267/829] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 23:01:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/17/25 16:18:13] port [181/210] has challenged Gopher [304/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to port's clock.
[12/18/25 00:22:59] reverend [363/488] has challenged Gopher [481/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:38:49 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/18/25 14:23:00] dubiago [717/1101] has challenged Gopher [164/842] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:28:15 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/18/25 20:23:01] Gopher [739/842] has challenged Savyna [218/522] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:18:55 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/19/25 01:23:01] ngora [561/990] has challenged Gopher [532/842] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 07:34:27 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/19/25 07:23:00] Gopher [636/842] has challenged idleClaw [342/1741] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:19:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/19/25 16:49:17] Gopher accidentally the whole bottle. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:36 from level 55.
[12/20/25 14:02:30] dubiago, techDarko, Gopher, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/25 15:40:18] Gopher [176/842] has come upon iamfoxy [241/1152] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 20:39:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/21/25 04:09:33] Gopher relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:09 from level 55.
[12/21/25 12:43:05] LeftShoe [78/1463] has challenged Gopher [377/842] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:05:15 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[12/21/25 17:22:59] Savyna [365/522] has challenged Gopher [389/842] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 19:51:24 is added to Savyna's clock.
[12/22/25 00:55:25] OMGWTFIdle! [142/436] has come upon Gopher [194/842] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 07:51:16 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/22/25 00:56:37] port [272/376] has challenged Gopher [57/842] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from port's clock.
[12/22/25 01:25:43] Gopher [123/842] has come upon techDarko [580/966] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:22:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/22/25 05:22:59] Gopher [797/842] has challenged r0d3nt [847/1740] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 18:56:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/22/25 17:23:00] Gopher [241/842] has challenged iamfoxy [775/1152] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:01:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/22/25 23:37:41] Gopher [800/842] has come upon dclaw [847/1061] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 21:59:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/23/25 13:22:59] dubiago [995/1101] has challenged Gopher [695/842] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:50:21 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/23/25 22:23:00] Gopher [717/842] has challenged Savyna [149/530] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:58 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/24/25 13:29:09] Gopher, r0d3nt, ngora, and TheScryer have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/24/25 14:21:55] Gopher, Savyna, and LeftShoe [749/2835] have team battled iamfoxy, feoh, and ngora [2010/3168] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/25 15:23:01] dubiago [942/1101] has challenged Gopher [612/842] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:11:08 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/24/25 20:23:00] reverend [96/493] has challenged Gopher [728/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:42 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/24/25 21:22:59] Gopher [352/842] has challenged Savyna [20/530] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:02:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/24/25 22:22:59] r0d3nt [988/1740] has challenged Gopher [204/842] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 07:50:44 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/25/25 04:23:00] Oo [722/961] has challenged Gopher [683/842] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 09:47:03 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/25/25 05:51:24] Gopher [759/842] has challenged TheScryer [758/836] and chaffed them in combat! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/25/25 15:23:00] Gopher [427/842] has challenged ctrl-c [657/1253] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 16:49:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/25/25 16:23:00] TheScryer [305/836] has challenged Gopher [446/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:18:33 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/25/25 18:22:59] Savyna [45/530] has challenged Gopher [590/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:19:30 is added to Savyna's clock.
[12/25/25 20:22:59] reverend [86/493] has challenged Gopher [744/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:12:08 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/25/25 23:33:52] Gopher, iamfoxy, and ngora [904/2610] have team battled Savyna, port, and r0d3nt [1805/2668] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:01 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/25 01:23:01] techDarko [351/967] has challenged Gopher [694/842] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:46:26 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/26/25 06:23:01] Oo [649/970] has challenged Gopher [112/842] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:25:57 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/26/25 13:10:43] Gopher [513/842] has come upon TheScryer [471/836] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 07:48:56 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 00:23:01] Gopher [541/842] has challenged Orville [245/790] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:29:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 02:23:00] Gopher [406/842] has challenged dubiago [786/1101] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:19:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 07:22:59] Gopher [725/842] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [76/444] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:27:09 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 13:23:01] dubiago [436/1101] has challenged Gopher [733/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:04:25 is added to dubiago's clock.
[12/27/25 15:22:10] dclaw, iamfoxy, Gopher, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/25 05:52:55] tinyredlantern, LeftShoe, and port [1694/3194] have team battled r0d3nt, k, and Gopher [1195/3864] and won! 0 days, 03:06:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/25 11:57:38] nax, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and schizo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/25 14:22:59] Gopher [159/842] has challenged reverend [384/495] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:18:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/28/25 19:22:59] Gopher [10/842] has challenged iamfoxy [33/950] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 09:37:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/28/25 20:22:59] schizo [749/943] has challenged Gopher [736/842] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/28/25 23:06:58] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:10 toward level 56.
[12/29/25 16:22:59] Gopher [565/929] has challenged dubiago [84/1101] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:35:39 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/30/25 00:23:01] Gopher [318/929] has challenged reverend [308/495] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:30 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/30/25 03:23:00] Gopher [681/929] has challenged nax [706/833] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 03:17:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/31/25 03:18:05] Gopher added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:48 toward level 56.
[12/31/25 09:49:41] Orville [80/790] has come upon Gopher [884/929] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:40:26 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 23:23:01] Gopher [708/929] has challenged dclaw [755/1213] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 10:01:02 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/01/26 01:34:07] Gopher suffered from very brown electricity. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:25 from level 56.
[01/01/26 07:22:59] Orville [598/790] has challenged Gopher [144/929] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:51 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/01/26 15:11:23] schizo, Oo, and Gopher [773/2842] have team battled dirmaster0, OMGWTFIdle!, and iamfoxy [532/2985] and won! 0 days, 07:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/26 01:22:59] ngora [517/818] has challenged Gopher [741/929] but is overpowered in combat! 17 days, 17:05:01 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/03/26 19:22:59] Gopher [24/929] has challenged nax_ [368/764] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:18:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/04/26 01:22:59] tinyredlantern [1189/1333] has challenged Gopher [375/929] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 03:20:32 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/04/26 05:23:01] Gopher [853/929] has challenged dclaw [525/1213] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 09:07:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/04/26 14:22:59] Oo [378/970] has challenged Gopher [544/929] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 02:53:04 is added to Oo's clock.
[01/04/26 16:22:59] Gopher [338/929] has challenged LeftShoe [1046/1463] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/04/26 21:18:48] Gopher [705/929] has come upon nax [87/839] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:14:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/05/26 03:06:34] Oo [804/970] has come upon Gopher [41/929] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 20:19:30 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/05/26 07:34:43] Gopher, dclaw, and r0d3nt [916/3882] have team battled Orville, port, and TheScryer [812/2207] and won! 0 days, 16:02:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/26 17:23:01] nax_ [309/764] has challenged Gopher [486/929] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:42:10 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/05/26 21:23:01] Gopher [135/929] has challenged feoh [291/1046] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:33:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/06/26 06:23:01] dclaw [420/1213] has challenged Gopher [669/929] but is defeated in combat! 15 days, 19:55:44 is added to dclaw's clock.
[01/07/26 04:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [77/449] has challenged Gopher [700/929] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:54:52 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/07/26 08:23:01] Gopher [428/929] has challenged k [1029/1282] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/07/26 16:23:00] Gopher [176/929] has challenged tinyredlantern [609/1333] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/08/26 06:23:01] Gopher [219/929] has challenged LeftShoe [929/1478] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/08/26 07:47:03] techDarko, Gopher, and r0d3nt [3599/3640] have team battled port, dclaw, and dubiago [1942/2860] and won! 0 days, 02:16:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/26 13:23:00] Gopher [761/929] has challenged dubiago [1038/1095] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/08/26 17:30:15] Gopher [178/929] has challenged ctrl-c [556/1253] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:06:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/09/26 00:22:59] Gopher [74/929] has challenged nax [134/839] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 06:59:03 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/09/26 11:23:00] Gopher [499/929] has challenged TheScryer [694/865] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 16:26:43 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/10/26 00:23:01] Gopher [449/929] has challenged Orville [64/790] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 03:58:10 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/10/26 15:23:00] techDarko [383/971] has challenged Gopher [80/929] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:01 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/10/26 17:23:00] Gopher [241/929] has challenged idleClaw [641/1741] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:12:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/10/26 21:41:09] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:32 toward level 57.
[01/10/26 22:17:00] Gopher, TheScryer, k, and feoh have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/11/26 06:23:00] feoh [6/1046] has challenged Gopher [798/929] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 09:27:13 is added to feoh's clock.
[01/11/26 12:22:59] Gopher [381/929] has challenged iamfoxy [8/957] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:14:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/11/26 17:23:01] k [692/1282] has challenged Gopher [12/929] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 17:38:55 is removed from k's clock.
[01/11/26 17:23:16] feoh, ngora, and schizo [313/2810] have team battled LeftShoe, Orville, and Gopher [2562/3197] and lost! 4 days, 00:09:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/26 20:48:36] dclaw [180/1235] has come upon Gopher [482/929] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 04:11:17 is added to dclaw's clock.
[01/12/26 13:22:07] nax_ [675/765] has come upon Gopher [777/929] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 23:20:43 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/12/26 14:15:30] Gopher got hit with static, badly affecting their RAM! Gopher's RAM loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/26 08:39:55] dubiago, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [1471/4313] have team battled Gopher, feoh, and OMGWTFIdle! [659/2419] and won! 3 days, 22:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/26 18:23:01] Gopher [671/924] has challenged ctrl-c [807/1253] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 15:50:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/14/26 05:22:59] Gopher [564/924] has challenged ctrl-c [955/1253] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:40:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/14/26 10:22:59] feoh [95/1046] has challenged Gopher [177/924] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 19:57:52 is added to feoh's clock.
[01/14/26 15:22:59] k [74/1282] has challenged Gopher [340/924] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:02:03 is added to k's clock.
[01/14/26 20:22:59] Gopher [21/924] has challenged schizo [709/943] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:13:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/14/26 23:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [193/449] has challenged Gopher [64/924] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:20:05 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/14/26 23:22:59] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 61 wireless card! OMGWTFIdle! picks it up, tossing their old level 30 wireless card to Gopher
[01/15/26 08:22:59] TheScryer [520/865] has challenged Gopher [774/893] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:53:46 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[01/15/26 13:23:01] Gopher [292/893] has challenged ngora [163/821] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 22:55:57 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/15/26 21:23:00] dubiago [1052/1095] has challenged Gopher [436/893] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:23:41 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[01/16/26 18:23:01] k [1202/1294] has challenged Gopher [775/893] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:37:37 is removed from k's clock.
[01/16/26 21:23:00] Gopher [875/893] has challenged Orville [57/796] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 15:13:24 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/17/26 07:31:43] Gopher, r0d3nt, Oo, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/26 11:38:10] nax [674/839] has challenged Gopher [157/893] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from nax's clock.
[01/17/26 20:55:54] port [108/600] has challenged Gopher [612/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:00:01 is added to port's clock.
[01/18/26 00:22:00] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:37 toward level 57.
[01/18/26 03:23:01] nax_ [512/765] has challenged Gopher [131/893] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 05:12:32 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/18/26 07:23:00] Gopher [330/893] has challenged ctrl-c [1010/1253] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:56:41 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/18/26 17:04:05] Gopher got -35 karma on SoylentNews. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:23 from level 57.
[01/18/26 19:23:00] Oo [624/970] has challenged Gopher [230/893] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 07:10:39 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/19/26 03:22:59] Gopher [362/893] has challenged k [754/1294] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:00:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/19/26 10:24:55] nax [523/839] has come upon Gopher [226/893] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 01:27:50 is removed from nax's clock.
[01/19/26 18:22:59] Gopher [624/893] has challenged Savyna [162/536] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:15:51 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/19/26 23:22:59] Gopher [13/893] has challenged idleClaw [164/1741] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:53:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/20/26 02:23:00] schizo [518/943] has challenged Gopher [128/893] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:45:00 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/20/26 07:23:01] nax_ [305/765] has challenged Gopher [298/893] and bruised them in combat! 4 days, 09:55:50 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/20/26 23:40:58] iamfoxy [760/961] has come upon Gopher [709/893] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 05:59:11 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/21/26 07:23:00] tinyredlantern [428/1333] has challenged Gopher [530/893] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 18:18:56 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/21/26 10:22:59] Gopher [737/893] has challenged dubiago [541/1126] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/21/26 11:22:59] reverend [407/559] has challenged Gopher [849/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:03 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/21/26 16:23:01] dubiago [2/1126] has challenged Gopher [376/893] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 03:58:48 is added to dubiago's clock.
[01/22/26 01:55:10] dubiago, iamfoxy, and Savyna [193/2644] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and Orville [2596/3332] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/26 08:23:00] Gopher [226/893] has challenged r0d3nt [785/1643] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:12:27 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/22/26 10:23:00] Gopher [648/893] has challenged LeftShoe [971/1478] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:56:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/22/26 13:23:00] tinyredlantern [874/1333] has challenged Gopher [419/893] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 12:12:33 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/22/26 18:23:00] Gopher [626/893] has challenged r0d3nt [318/1643] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 21:02:41 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/23/26 13:23:01] iamfoxy [5/961] has challenged Gopher [113/893] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 23:31:58 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[01/23/26 16:47:32] Savyna [269/557] has challenged Gopher [506/893] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:36:21 is added to Savyna's clock.
[01/23/26 18:33:49] Gopher [526/893] has come upon Oo [816/970] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:51:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/23/26 22:23:01] k [1051/1294] has challenged Gopher [499/893] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 12:32:38 is removed from k's clock.
[01/24/26 00:23:01] Gopher [238/893] has challenged dclaw [66/1243] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 00:36:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/24/26 12:12:38] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:40 toward level 57.
[01/24/26 14:05:12] LeftShoe, TheScryer, and dirmaster0 [2352/3931] have team battled Orville, iamfoxy, and Gopher [212/2650] and won! 0 days, 18:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/26 00:22:59] Gopher [872/893] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [357/480] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:05:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/25/26 00:31:30] techDarko, Gopher, ctrl-c, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/26 16:23:00] Gopher [748/893] has challenged dclaw [366/1243] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 04:38:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/25/26 21:26:15] Gopher, tinyredlantern, and r0d3nt [1209/3869] have team battled iamfoxy, schizo, and dclaw [2178/3147] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/26 22:33:52] r0d3nt [1328/1643] has challenged Gopher [189/893] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 18:22:16 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/26/26 04:05:33] techDarko, dclaw, Gopher, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/26/26 16:22:59] Gopher [807/893] has challenged r0d3nt [885/1643] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:01:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/26/26 16:27:26] ctrl-c [709/1253] has come upon Gopher [39/893] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 02:56:35 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/27/26 00:22:59] Gopher [205/893] has challenged nax [114/936] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:32:22 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/27/26 05:23:00] dirmaster0 [796/1588] has challenged Gopher [730/893] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 12:45:52 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/27/26 15:23:01] Gopher [261/893] has challenged TheScryer [228/880] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 13:08:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/27/26 18:23:00] Gopher [473/893] has challenged dclaw [13/1243] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 17:08:48 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/28/26 01:22:59] Gopher [818/893] has challenged reverend [260/570] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/28/26 03:23:01] Gopher [729/893] has challenged ctrl-c [811/1253] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:07:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/28/26 04:22:59] r0d3nt [975/1657] has challenged Gopher [119/893] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 05:00:49 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/28/26 06:23:01] Gopher [857/893] has challenged port [291/600] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:46 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/28/26 07:23:01] Gopher [0/893] has challenged nax_ [133/765] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:41:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/28/26 13:22:59] dirmaster0 [947/1588] has challenged Gopher [64/893] and crushed them in combat! 17 days, 04:20:36 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/28/26 13:22:59] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 288 Einstein's Tachyonic Antitelephone! dirmaster0 picks it up, tossing his old level 242 megabyte modem to Gopher
[01/29/26 21:55:33] iamfoxy [164/961] has come upon Gopher [352/847] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:17:39 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[01/30/26 01:45:42] Gopher cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:56 toward level 57.
[01/30/26 02:23:00] Gopher [748/847] has challenged dubiago [60/1126] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:11 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/30/26 06:23:01] dirmaster0 [14/1634] has challenged Gopher [541/847] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 15:03:41 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/30/26 09:23:00] Gopher [54/847] has challenged iamfoxy [386/961] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/30/26 12:57:15] Gopher [20/847] has challenged ctrl-c [514/1253] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:39:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/30/26 13:22:59] dirmaster0 [941/1634] has challenged Gopher [121/847] and crushed them in combat! 14 days, 17:15:56 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/30/26 13:22:59] dirmaster0 has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 6 days, 13:47:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[01/30/26 21:42:49] Gopher installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:32:28 toward level 58.
[01/31/26 03:22:59] dirmaster0 [571/1634] has challenged Gopher [543/847] and pummelled them in combat! 12 days, 13:50:54 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/31/26 08:35:01] schizo [403/943] has challenged Gopher [556/847] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[02/01/26 04:23:00] dclaw [696/1222] has challenged Gopher [495/847] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 23:33:00 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/01/26 09:23:01] techDarko [306/971] has challenged Gopher [618/847] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:26:13 is added to techDarko's clock.
[02/01/26 16:23:00] Orville [493/796] has challenged Gopher [103/847] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:35:32 is removed from Orville's clock.
[02/02/26 04:23:01] feoh [840/1055] has challenged Gopher [106/847] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 09:44:59 is removed from feoh's clock.
[02/02/26 12:22:59] Gopher realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Gopher returns to restart level 56 with a clean slate.
[02/02/26 21:23:00] Gopher [286/847] has challenged Oo [373/958] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 21:43:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/03/26 04:36:56] OMGWTFIdle! [57/492] has challenged Gopher [417/847] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:58:59 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/04/26 01:12:19] iamfoxy, LeftShoe, and dclaw [3000/3661] have team battled dubiago, dirmaster0, and Gopher [1577/3602] and won! 3 days, 00:56:42 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/26 15:23:01] tinyredlantern [141/1370] has challenged Gopher [507/847] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:05:19 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/05/26 02:00:02] Gopher was apprehended by U.N.I.T.. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:03:05 from level 57.
[02/05/26 09:49:38] dirmaster0 [1213/1634] has come upon Gopher [126/847] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:11:41 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/05/26 11:23:00] Gopher [409/847] has challenged r0d3nt [332/1657] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 17:19:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/05/26 14:22:59] reverend [395/575] has challenged Gopher [58/847] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:24 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/05/26 17:23:01] nax [871/936] has challenged Gopher [221/847] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 14:36:39 is removed from nax's clock.
[02/06/26 02:03:37] Gopher got locked out of Google+. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:51:31 from level 57.
[02/06/26 05:23:00] Gopher [578/847] has challenged nax_ [54/765] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 22:58:06 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/06/26 11:23:01] Gopher [447/847] has challenged TheScryer [31/880] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 07:49:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/06/26 18:23:01] dubiago [684/1121] has challenged Gopher [728/847] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 00:04:09 is added to dubiago's clock.
[02/07/26 00:57:06] Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, tinyredlantern, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/07/26 02:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [473/494] has challenged Gopher [370/847] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:26 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/07/26 05:22:59] r0d3nt [1175/1657] has challenged Gopher [160/847] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 03:10:06 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/07/26 09:09:25] Gopher cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:40 toward level 57.
[02/07/26 11:22:59] Gopher [368/847] has challenged tinyredlantern [187/1386] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 18:38:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/07/26 15:23:00] LeftShoe [818/1478] has challenged Gopher [458/847] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 23:32:29 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[02/07/26 22:23:01] nax [788/936] has challenged Gopher [326/847] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 13:44:11 is removed from nax's clock.
[02/08/26 16:21:13] dubiago, Gopher, tinyredlantern, and Oo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/26 21:27:47] reverend, iamfoxy, and schizo [2001/2479] have team battled nax_, k, and Gopher [1301/2912] and won! 3 days, 04:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/26 01:01:59] LeftShoe, Orville, and dclaw [1311/3609] have team battled Gopher, techDarko, and iamfoxy [8/2769] and won! 1 day, 17:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/26 02:23:01] Gopher [835/847] has challenged techDarko [438/976] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:28:18 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 06:45:07] Gopher [366/847] has come upon nax [544/936] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:26:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 10:38:49] reverend, nax, Gopher, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/26 12:22:59] Gopher [463/847] has challenged schizo [407/943] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 11:51:42 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 14:22:59] Gopher [275/847] has challenged techDarko [123/976] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:53 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 18:23:01] Gopher [367/847] has challenged dirmaster0 [733/1599] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:28:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 19:23:01] Gopher [89/847] has challenged port [448/603] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:58:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/09/26 23:22:59] Gopher [317/847] has challenged nax [727/936] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/10/26 02:22:59] dubiago [87/1121] has challenged Gopher [510/847] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:29 is added to dubiago's clock.
[02/10/26 06:51:43] OMGWTFIdle! [1/494] has come upon Gopher [516/847] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:22 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/10/26 08:47:24] dirmaster0, tinyredlantern, and Gopher [3126/3832] have team battled r0d3nt, dubiago, and iamfoxy [794/3715] and won! 0 days, 13:31:57 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/26 09:23:01] schizo [488/943] has challenged Gopher [8/847] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:50:49 is removed from schizo's clock.
[02/10/26 14:22:59] iamfoxy [485/946] has challenged Gopher [499/847] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 22:43:07 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[02/11/26 01:23:00] Gopher [399/847] has challenged dirmaster0 [1168/1599] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:00:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/11/26 02:29:49] Gopher, tinyredlantern, OMGWTFIdle!, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/26 10:23:00] Gopher [433/847] has challenged feoh [959/1070] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:41 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/11/26 23:47:38] Gopher installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:11 toward level 57.
[02/12/26 02:22:59] ctrl-c [147/1253] has challenged Gopher [372/847] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 03:28:42 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[02/12/26 05:23:00] Gopher [288/847] has challenged dclaw [85/1274] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 02:20:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/12/26 10:23:00] Gopher [571/847] has challenged dclaw [626/1274] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:35:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/12/26 13:23:56] Gopher [579/847] has challenged feoh [281/1070] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/12/26 14:22:59] Gopher [198/847] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [21/497] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 08:09:07 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/12/26 17:22:59] dclaw [103/1274] has challenged Gopher [100/847] and bruised them in combat! 2 days, 10:19:23 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/13/26 00:23:01] Gopher [264/847] has challenged iamfoxy [519/946] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:53:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/13/26 05:22:59] reverend [149/575] has challenged Gopher [134/847] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:02 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/13/26 10:22:59] Gopher [581/847] has challenged dubiago [162/1148] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 14:16:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/13/26 20:34:10] Gopher left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:58:29 from level 58.
[02/13/26 21:22:59] LeftShoe [1062/1472] has challenged Gopher [698/847] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 02:05:11 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[02/14/26 12:21:35] dclaw, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/14/26 20:18:25] TheScryer [145/880] has come upon Gopher [53/847] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 03:36:40 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[02/15/26 21:22:59] Gopher [314/847] has challenged k [293/1400] and battered them in combat! 3 days, 16:51:16 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/16/26 03:31:45] k0bura [132/260] has challenged Gopher [717/847] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:37 is added to k0bura's clock.
[02/16/26 04:23:01] dirmaster0 [648/1599] has challenged Gopher [413/847] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 15:18:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/17/26 00:55:46] dubiago, Gopher, and Orville [547/3086] have team battled k, dirmaster0, and r0d3nt [3234/4647] and lost! 2 days, 05:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/26 02:23:01] Gopher [261/847] has challenged nax [421/936] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:35:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 08:05:28] TheScryer, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/17/26 08:23:00] TheScryer [197/880] has challenged Gopher [606/853] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:01:36 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[02/17/26 11:22:59] Gopher [658/853] has challenged feoh [1035/1075] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:56:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 11:49:08] Gopher had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:39 from level 58.
[02/17/26 13:22:59] Gopher [199/853] has challenged k [13/1400] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 05:30:22 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 16:27:45] dclaw [305/1274] has come upon Gopher [577/853] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:17:12 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/17/26 18:22:59] Gopher [272/853] has challenged TheScryer [125/893] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:10:17 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 20:22:59] Gopher [331/853] has challenged iamfoxy [427/946] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:00:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 21:22:59] Gopher [201/853] has challenged dirmaster0 [1007/1599] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 10:23:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/17/26 21:44:43] Gopher got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:14 from level 58.
[02/18/26 01:23:01] Gopher [215/853] has challenged dubiago [679/1174] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:13:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/18/26 04:23:00] Orville [637/1065] has challenged Gopher [850/853] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:54:29 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/18/26 05:03:10] nax_, dirmaster0, Gopher, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/18/26 21:23:00] Gopher [801/853] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [378/520] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:54:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 06:23:00] Gopher [341/853] has challenged idleClaw [1040/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:30:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 09:23:00] Gopher [672/853] has challenged ctrl-c [904/1253] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 20:01:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 10:23:01] Gopher [378/853] has challenged k [51/1400] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:08:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 12:23:00] Gopher [394/853] has challenged dirmaster0 [878/1599] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:39:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 19:22:59] Gopher [592/853] has challenged dubiago [679/1174] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:03:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 21:23:00] Gopher [438/853] has challenged k [1144/1400] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:52:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/19/26 22:39:01] Gopher started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:14 from level 58.
[02/20/26 11:54:40] reverend, Gopher, and TheScryer [1711/2464] have team battled dclaw, nax, and schizo [2592/3180] and lost! 1 day, 12:12:35 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/26 19:22:59] nax [286/936] has challenged Gopher [421/853] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:13:13 is added to nax's clock.
[02/20/26 22:59:52] TheScryer, Gopher, nax, and reverend have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/26 02:22:59] LeftShoe [1165/1464] has challenged Gopher [622/853] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 20:25:59 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[02/21/26 19:23:00] Gopher [713/853] has challenged nax [304/954] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:06:16 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/21/26 21:21:53] Orville, ctrl-c, schizo, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/26 00:23:01] iamfoxy [674/946] has challenged Gopher [822/853] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 05:47:10 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[02/22/26 11:23:00] dirmaster0 [1000/1599] has challenged Gopher [487/853] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:21:48 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/22/26 12:23:00] ctrl-c [265/1253] has challenged Gopher [535/853] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:16:05 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[02/22/26 17:30:45] nax_, dirmaster0, Gopher, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/26 02:17:27] Gopher [248/853] has challenged techDarko [775/970] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:42:14 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/23/26 03:23:00] feoh [312/1075] has challenged Gopher [447/853] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:06:20 is added to feoh's clock.
[02/23/26 11:37:59] r0d3nt, Gopher, techDarko, and reverend have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/23/26 14:23:00] dubiago [278/1174] has challenged Gopher [511/853] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:13:40 is added to dubiago's clock.
[02/23/26 15:22:59] nax [36/954] has challenged Gopher [173/853] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 14:59:34 is added to nax's clock.
[02/24/26 00:23:00] Gopher [503/853] has challenged r0d3nt [837/1648] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:10:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/24/26 03:22:59] nax [61/954] has challenged Gopher [480/853] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 00:50:26 is added to nax's clock.
[02/24/26 09:13:59] dirmaster0, k0bura, and dclaw [3059/3178] have team battled nax, Gopher, and nax_ [1214/2591] and won! 0 days, 04:34:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/26 16:58:38] Gopher [452/853] has come upon iamfoxy [453/946] but is chaffed in combat! 5 days, 19:11:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/25/26 08:23:01] Gopher [9/853] has challenged schizo [813/972] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 12:31:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/25/26 10:11:25] r0d3nt [574/1648] has come upon Gopher [821/853] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:26:44 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[02/25/26 11:23:00] Gopher [239/853] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [245/547] but is bruised in combat! 6 days, 08:35:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/25/26 20:44:35] TheScryer, dirmaster0, port, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/26 23:23:01] ngora [324/821] has challenged Gopher [331/853] but is bruised in combat! 5 days, 08:23:48 is added to ngora's clock.
[02/26/26 07:23:00] nax [509/954] has challenged Gopher [670/853] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 14:07:30 is added to nax's clock.
[02/26/26 13:22:59] schizo [630/972] has challenged Gopher [701/853] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:33:52 is added to schizo's clock.
[02/26/26 16:23:01] LeftShoe [361/1464] has challenged Gopher [168/853] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:41 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[02/26/26 22:23:00] schizo [373/972] has challenged Gopher [555/853] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:36:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[02/27/26 04:53:58] Gopher accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:11:01 toward level 59.
[02/27/26 12:22:59] dubiago [254/1142] has challenged Gopher [355/853] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:36:28 is added to dubiago's clock.
[02/27/26 18:06:07] dclaw [975/1274] has come upon Gopher [671/853] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:08:45 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/27/26 18:06:07] dclaw has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 8 days, 15:35:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[02/27/26 19:44:47] ngora, OMGWTFIdle!, and port [866/1961] have team battled LeftShoe, Gopher, and Orville [2630/3435] and lost! 0 days, 03:47:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/26 21:23:00] Gopher [629/853] has challenged dubiago [253/1142] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 20:10:00 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[02/28/26 05:15:44] dclaw, techDarko, and TheScryer [154/3138] have team battled Orville, Gopher, and feoh [826/3046] and lost! 0 days, 07:30:47 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/26 16:23:01] nax_ [541/784] has challenged Gopher [349/853] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 07:25:32 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[03/02/26 00:23:00] dubiago [197/1142] has challenged Gopher [23/853] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:15 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[03/02/26 05:11:07] dclaw, RDNt, and Gopher [840/3350] have team battled nax_, techDarko, and ngora [1970/2575] and lost! 1 day, 06:35:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/26 05:22:59] Gopher [702/853] has challenged TheScryer [127/894] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 13:59:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/02/26 10:23:00] RDNt [43/1206] has challenged Gopher [459/853] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:02:07 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/02/26 11:20:32] k, Gopher, and RDNt [562/3482] have team battled ctrl-c, port, and ngora [1027/2662] and lost! 1 day, 23:05:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/26 14:23:01] Gopher [690/853] has challenged dclaw [267/1274] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 23:22:18 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/02/26 19:23:01] TheScryer [365/894] has challenged Gopher [565/853] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 12:56:37 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[03/03/26 00:23:01] port [394/588] has challenged Gopher [333/853] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:15 is removed from port's clock.
[03/03/26 04:23:01] Gopher [734/853] has challenged nax_ [177/784] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:03:00 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/03/26 06:23:00] LeftShoe [1212/1481] has challenged Gopher [449/853] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:21 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[03/03/26 07:22:59] Gopher [315/853] has challenged ngora [13/821] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 20:40:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/04/26 00:23:01] Gopher [435/853] has challenged LeftShoe [1152/1481] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:17:36 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/04/26 12:52:18] nax, port, and RDNt [1596/2748] have team battled TheScryer, Gopher, and ngora [1910/2568] and lost! 0 days, 02:39:21 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/26 20:25:53] Gopher got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:48:10 toward level 59.
[03/05/26 03:23:00] Gopher [831/853] has challenged ngora [206/821] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 17:08:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/05/26 09:23:00] Gopher [77/853] has challenged nax_ [597/784] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:52:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/05/26 10:58:39] Gopher cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:02 toward level 59.
[03/05/26 13:09:29] Gopher installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:16 toward level 59.
[03/05/26 19:22:59] Gopher [425/853] has challenged nax_ [241/784] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:32:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/05/26 19:22:59] In the fierce battle, nax_ dropped their level 79 coffee machine! Gopher picks it up, tossing their old level 69 coffee machine to nax_
[03/06/26 01:23:00] Gopher [789/863] has challenged nax_ [533/774] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:51:24 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/06/26 06:24:09] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1210 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:39 toward level 59.
[03/06/26 07:08:20] feoh [382/1075] has come upon Gopher [827/863] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:50:37 is added to feoh's clock.
[03/06/26 22:23:00] RDNt [959/1206] has challenged Gopher [367/863] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:02:22 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[03/07/26 03:22:59] schizo [237/978] has challenged Gopher [730/863] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:37:59 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/07/26 07:56:14] dirmaster0, Gopher, dubiago, and iamfoxy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/26 09:22:59] Gopher [519/863] has challenged RDNt [658/1206] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:46:42 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/07/26 14:23:01] Gopher [261/863] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [13/571] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:59:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/07/26 17:23:00] Gopher [175/863] has challenged iamfoxy [440/940] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/07/26 18:22:59] ngora [572/821] has challenged Gopher [425/863] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 04:48:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/07/26 21:23:00] nax_ [538/774] has challenged Gopher [170/863] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 19:38:06 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[03/08/26 00:23:01] Gopher [36/863] has challenged nax_ [526/774] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:59:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/08/26 17:23:01] Gopher [166/863] has challenged dubiago [977/1142] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:07:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/08/26 20:22:59] iamfoxy [425/940] has challenged Gopher [0/863] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:29 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[03/08/26 21:22:59] Gopher [420/863] has challenged Orville [884/1137] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:41:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/08/26 22:22:59] feoh [662/1098] has challenged Gopher [837/863] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 20:32:04 is added to feoh's clock.
[03/09/26 08:23:01] RDNt [1016/1206] has challenged Gopher [737/863] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:52 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[03/09/26 08:23:01] RDNt has dealt Gopher a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:50:27 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/09/26 20:23:00] Gopher [101/863] has challenged LeftShoe [228/1481] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 05:52:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/10/26 00:56:31] headsh00ter [187/364] has challenged Gopher [712/863] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:26 is added to headsh00ter's clock.
[03/10/26 01:23:00] k [322/1423] has challenged Gopher [852/863] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 15:37:38 is added to k's clock.
[03/10/26 05:36:50] Gopher installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:04 toward level 59.
[03/10/26 06:23:00] Gopher [756/863] has challenged r0d3nt [964/1648] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:40:35 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/10/26 07:23:00] Gopher [827/863] has challenged iamfoxy [54/940] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 02:14:00 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/10/26 10:22:59] Gopher [91/863] has challenged feoh [430/1098] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:43:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/10/26 13:41:33] TheScryer, k, Gopher, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/10/26 16:32:42] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:50 toward level 59.
[03/10/26 18:23:00] Gopher [764/863] has challenged LeftShoe [1019/1481] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:29:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/11/26 02:05:21] Gopher got hit with static, badly affecting their RAM! Gopher's RAM loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/26 03:23:01] Gopher [104/859] has challenged techDarko [942/970] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 04:56:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/11/26 07:10:53] Gopher, k, and iamfoxy [3137/3222] have team battled dirmaster0, r0d3nt, and dclaw [4256/4550] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/26 14:23:01] Gopher [171/859] has challenged Savyna [413/563] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:28:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/11/26 20:23:00] Gopher [486/859] has challenged idleClaw [320/1649] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:09:16 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/12/26 10:23:00] Oo [212/958] has challenged Gopher [309/859] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:33:12 is added to Oo's clock.
[03/12/26 16:22:59] Gopher [407/859] has challenged feoh [352/1098] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 18:05:34 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/13/26 08:22:59] Gopher [340/859] has challenged TheScryer [120/894] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:58:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/13/26 20:23:01] street [304/818] has challenged Gopher [579/859] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:56:33 is added to street's clock.
[03/14/26 13:22:59] port [52/588] has challenged Gopher [732/859] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:36 is added to port's clock.
[03/14/26 21:22:59] schizo [773/978] has challenged Gopher [154/859] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:52 is removed from schizo's clock.
[03/15/26 05:23:00] Gopher [23/859] has challenged TheScryer [698/894] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/15/26 07:23:00] Gopher [117/859] has challenged techDarko [328/970] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:28:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/15/26 10:52:22] Gopher replied to all their spam. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:52 from level 59.
[03/16/26 01:17:29] ngora, feoh, RDNt, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/26 03:23:01] Gopher [653/859] has challenged RDNt [1050/1197] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/16/26 04:22:59] Gopher [468/859] has challenged ngora [413/832] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 03:46:09 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/16/26 08:22:59] Gopher [471/859] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [241/571] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:07:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/16/26 19:23:01] Gopher [60/859] has challenged ngora [140/832] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:06:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/17/26 01:18:47] Gopher [825/859] has challenged Orville [91/1130] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/17/26 01:18:47] Gopher has dealt Orville a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:59:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[03/17/26 04:22:59] k [829/1430] has challenged Gopher [804/859] and battered them in combat! 5 days, 03:39:29 is removed from k's clock.
[03/17/26 18:23:01] Gopher [485/859] has challenged techDarko [529/970] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 21:52:59 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/17/26 19:23:00] Gopher [181/859] has challenged schizo [252/978] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 19:57:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/17/26 22:22:59] Gopher [679/859] has challenged dirmaster0 [156/1644] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 12:58:21 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/18/26 07:21:54] w00t3r [188/237] has challenged Gopher [466/859] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:36 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[03/19/26 00:23:01] Gopher [362/859] has challenged schizo [951/978] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:03:42 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/19/26 01:23:00] k0bura [392/505] has challenged Gopher [626/859] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:35:14 is added to k0bura's clock.
[03/19/26 16:24:59] Gopher got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:30:27 from level 60.
[03/19/26 21:54:20] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:38 toward level 60.
[03/20/26 02:20:57] Gopher got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:52:58 toward level 60.
[03/20/26 07:11:33] nax_ [162/774] has challenged Gopher [52/859] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 21:57:41 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[03/21/26 03:11:32] Gopher [682/859] has challenged Orville [836/1134] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 14:06:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/21/26 03:42:43] LeftShoe, street, Gopher, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/26 03:51:47] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:51 toward level 60.
[03/21/26 10:11:32] Gopher [573/859] has challenged TheScryer [457/894] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 08:34:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/21/26 20:11:33] Gopher [93/859] has challenged Orville [246/1134] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 22:04:04 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/21/26 21:11:32] Gopher [73/859] has challenged street [166/818] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 07:02:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/22/26 01:50:18] feoh, street, iamfoxy, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/22/26 05:11:33] r0d3nt [11/1648] has challenged Gopher [214/859] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 09:13:00 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/22/26 14:40:48] ctrl-c [839/1253] has challenged Gopher [394/859] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/22/26 15:11:32] Gopher [744/859] has challenged techDarko [158/970] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:40:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/23/26 02:09:34] w00t3r [167/310] has challenged Gopher [558/859] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:36 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[03/23/26 13:11:31] dclaw [10/1215] has challenged Gopher [123/859] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 04:46:42 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/23/26 14:11:31] Gopher [237/859] has challenged ctrl-c [833/1253] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:27:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/23/26 15:19:25] Gopher [164/859] has come upon techDarko [891/970] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:25:34 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/23/26 19:11:32] dclaw [7/1215] has challenged Gopher [512/859] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:19:38 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/23/26 22:11:33] TheScryer [200/894] has challenged Gopher [172/859] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 11:14:59 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[03/24/26 04:28:17] feoh, street, iamfoxy, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/24/26 11:05:15] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:38:05 toward level 60.
[03/24/26 19:11:31] dubiago [315/1149] has challenged Gopher [424/859] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:53:25 is added to dubiago's clock.
[03/25/26 03:21:12] Gopher had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:19:27 from level 60.
[03/25/26 23:11:33] iamfoxy [494/940] has challenged Gopher [107/859] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 04:44:51 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[03/26/26 10:11:33] Gopher [585/859] has challenged w00t3r [10/316] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:57:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/26/26 14:11:33] ctrl-c [1065/1253] has challenged Gopher [574/859] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 15:50:38 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/26/26 16:11:32] k [548/1430] has challenged Gopher [733/859] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 10:12:49 is added to k's clock.
[03/27/26 04:55:35] iamfoxy, Gopher, ctrl-c, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/27/26 09:15:05] Gopher upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:27 toward level 60.
[03/27/26 12:11:33] Gopher [558/859] has challenged LeftShoe [1379/1481] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 19:06:48 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/27/26 17:11:31] Gopher [97/859] has challenged idleClaw [821/1649] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:20:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/27/26 23:40:24] RDNt, LeftShoe, and dubiago [3472/3873] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and techDarko [2508/3082] and won! 0 days, 17:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/26 00:11:33] iamfoxy [522/940] has challenged Gopher [600/859] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 03:10:39 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[03/28/26 05:11:33] dclaw [150/1239] has challenged Gopher [221/859] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 07:27:30 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/29/26 01:26:49] iamfoxy, Gopher, techDarko, and ctrl-c have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/26 10:11:32] schizo [250/998] has challenged Gopher [306/859] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 03:49:52 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/29/26 10:45:53] iamfoxy, feoh, and RDNt [1711/3246] have team battled ctrl-c, Gopher, and dclaw [2777/3351] and lost! 0 days, 05:56:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/26 11:11:31] Gopher [353/859] has challenged nax_ [483/774] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:01:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/29/26 14:11:33] ngora [397/950] has challenged Gopher [442/859] but is pummelled in combat! 20 days, 22:51:41 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/29/26 20:11:33] schizo [977/998] has challenged Gopher [147/859] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 08:54:15 is removed from schizo's clock.
[03/30/26 01:53:13] Gopher has bandwidth stealing neighbours flooding their wireless network! Gopher's wireless card loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/26 04:11:32] Gopher [216/856] has challenged w00t3r [306/416] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:44:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/30/26 05:11:32] dubiago [593/1178] has challenged Gopher [370/856] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:01:08 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[03/30/26 06:11:31] Gopher [752/856] has challenged dclaw [328/1239] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 21:16:38 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[03/30/26 12:11:32] ngora [125/950] has challenged Gopher [154/856] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 04:38:53 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/30/26 18:11:31] Gopher [80/856] has challenged dubiago [230/1185] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:38:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/31/26 01:11:31] dclaw [591/1239] has challenged Gopher [297/856] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 15:07:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/31/26 05:11:31] Gopher [176/856] has challenged RDNt [191/1214] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 00:33:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[03/31/26 12:20:49] Gopher discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:58 toward level 60.
[03/31/26 21:11:32] street [495/833] has challenged Gopher [341/856] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:18:14 is removed from street's clock.
[03/31/26 21:13:47] Gopher cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:58 toward level 60.
[04/01/26 04:11:33] Gopher [528/856] has challenged Orville [1035/1138] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/01/26 07:11:31] Gopher [270/856] has challenged k [820/1430] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:00:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/01/26 15:11:33] Gopher [588/856] has challenged headsh00ter [352/474] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/01/26 22:42:43] street, ngora, Gopher, and Orville have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/01/26 22:42:55] Gopher [124/856] has come upon ngora [527/950] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:45:41 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/01/26 23:11:34] Gopher [661/856] has challenged TheScryer [451/887] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:57:59 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/02/26 01:11:33] Gopher [139/856] has challenged LeftShoe [199/1481] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:47:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/02/26 06:11:33] LeftShoe [413/1481] has challenged Gopher [471/856] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 08:53:18 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[04/02/26 19:38:32] nax_, Gopher, and feoh [1015/2722] have team battled dclaw, techDarko, and r0d3nt [1216/3790] and lost! 0 days, 23:44:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/26 23:19:58] feoh, ngora, Gopher, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/26 11:36:54] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:22 toward level 60.
[04/03/26 17:11:35] Gopher [413/856] has challenged dclaw [1062/1172] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:08:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/03/26 19:45:33] Gopher got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! Gopher's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/26 06:11:34] feoh [698/1092] has challenged Gopher [764/863] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 08:16:19 is added to feoh's clock.
[04/04/26 13:11:34] feoh [514/1092] has challenged Gopher [250/863] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 03:55:39 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/05/26 00:45:38] Gopher [438/863] has come upon k [481/1430] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:29:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/05/26 03:11:35] Gopher [317/863] has challenged iamfoxy [368/940] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:03:25 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/06/26 01:11:35] techDarko [246/994] has challenged Gopher [691/863] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:39:39 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/06/26 03:42:55] Gopher cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:59 toward level 60.
[04/06/26 04:18:44] Gopher [712/863] has come upon LeftShoe [1307/1463] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:59:45 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/06/26 07:11:33] Gopher [198/863] has challenged k0bura [250/505] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:53:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/06/26 10:11:35] Gopher [414/863] has challenged RDNt [681/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:47:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/06/26 13:08:03] techDarko, dirmaster0, and k [2183/4073] have team battled Gopher, nax_, and w00t3r [36/2056] and won! 3 days, 10:03:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/26 14:59:21] Gopher worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:12 toward level 60.
[04/06/26 21:26:13] nax_, Gopher, RDNt, and iamfoxy have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/26 10:11:33] Gopher [437/863] has challenged feoh [39/1092] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:11 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/07/26 14:22:20] Gopher [818/863] has challenged dirmaster0 [90/1649] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 06:48:28 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/07/26 15:11:33] Gopher [713/863] has challenged techDarko [886/994] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 03:52:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/07/26 23:11:33] Gopher [516/863] has challenged idleClaw [1449/1650] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 16:03:41 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/08/26 04:11:35] Gopher [405/863] has challenged feoh [108/1092] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 16:09:04 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/08/26 12:08:19] street, dclaw, TheScryer, and Gopher have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/26 22:11:34] ngora [238/950] has challenged Gopher [571/863] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:12:02 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/09/26 03:11:34] Gopher [451/863] has challenged dubiago [471/1185] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 17:05:35 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/09/26 04:56:08] w00t3r [111/419] has challenged Gopher [510/863] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[04/09/26 07:12:30] iamfoxy, LeftShoe, and schizo [1999/3401] have team battled Gopher, techDarko, and w00t3r [556/2276] and won! 0 days, 15:16:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/26 16:19:15] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:51 toward level 61.
[04/09/26 19:11:33] dubiago [814/1185] has challenged Gopher [349/863] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:10 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/09/26 20:11:33] Gopher [409/863] has challenged w00t3r [269/419] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 09:05:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/09/26 22:04:28] slacker [36/124] has challenged Gopher [259/863] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:16:07 is added to slacker's clock.
[04/10/26 02:42:34] ctrl-c, ngora, r0d3nt, and Gopher have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/26 02:42:35] Gopher [36/863] has come upon ngora [274/950] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 04:45:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/10/26 06:11:33] schizo [671/998] has challenged Gopher [797/863] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:56:39 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/10/26 07:11:33] Gopher [860/863] has challenged street [379/829] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 14:09:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/10/26 13:11:33] Gopher [368/863] has challenged k0bura [340/505] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 14:45:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/11/26 01:11:35] Gopher [210/863] has challenged nax_ [323/774] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 02:22:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/11/26 05:32:04] dubiago, Gopher, w00t3r, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/26 05:35:11] Orville, Gopher, and nax_ [778/2788] have team battled k, w00t3r, and druui [1274/1941] and lost! 0 days, 12:59:36 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/26 07:40:09] druui [128/146] has challenged Gopher [718/863] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:41 is added to druui's clock.
[04/11/26 14:11:35] Gopher [602/863] has challenged nax_ [730/774] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 16:18:28 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/11/26 15:11:34] Gopher [122/863] has challenged Orville [545/1151] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:53:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/11/26 19:11:33] dclaw [308/1183] has challenged Gopher [251/863] and pummelled them in combat! 11 days, 17:47:40 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/11/26 22:11:35] TheScryer [522/883] has challenged Gopher [273/863] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:59:01 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[04/12/26 00:11:34] Gopher [526/863] has challenged ctrl-c [866/1253] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:51:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/12/26 01:11:35] Gopher [111/863] has challenged m0nde [170/378] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:01:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/12/26 01:41:26] dclaw [458/1183] has come upon Gopher [695/863] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 22:33:02 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/12/26 04:11:34] dubiago [657/1185] has challenged Gopher [158/863] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:12:52 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/12/26 05:11:34] Orville [728/1151] has challenged Gopher [274/863] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:02 is removed from Orville's clock.
[04/13/26 03:11:36] Gopher [115/863] has challenged r0d3nt [262/1648] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 11:08:20 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/13/26 10:12:37] Gopher had damaging electrical spikes of up to 17600 volts. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:02:28 from level 61.
[04/13/26 20:11:35] Gopher [313/863] has challenged slacker [162/181] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 07:20:29 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/14/26 05:11:35] Gopher [849/863] has challenged dirmaster0 [1494/1649] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:50:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/14/26 06:11:34] k [187/1402] has challenged Gopher [510/863] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:37 is added to k's clock.
[04/14/26 21:11:35] iamfoxy [826/940] has challenged Gopher [619/863] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 20:32:51 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[04/15/26 12:50:36] Gopher [61/863] has come upon Orville [492/1151] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:51:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/15/26 17:47:25] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:56 toward level 61.
[04/16/26 03:11:34] ctrl-c [495/1253] has challenged Gopher [309/863] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 09:51:37 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/16/26 07:57:15] Gopher degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! Gopher's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/26 08:20:35] techDarko, dubiago, Gopher, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/26 10:14:52] Gopher [364/869] has come upon dirmaster0 [894/1649] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:52:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/16/26 16:11:33] Gopher [488/869] has challenged dubiago [244/1195] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:42:53 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/16/26 16:12:12] Gopher, LeftShoe, and r0d3nt [2442/3980] have team battled m0nde, dubiago, and ctrl-c [839/2898] and won! 0 days, 20:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/26 19:25:06] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:32 toward level 61.
[04/17/26 00:16:28] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 8 days, 18:44:15 toward level 61.
[04/17/26 12:39:51] Gopher cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:46 toward level 61.
[04/17/26 14:11:33] Gopher [406/869] has challenged k [1318/1423] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:40:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/17/26 16:11:34] Gopher [765/869] has challenged TheScryer [653/883] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:56:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/17/26 21:58:03] feoh [611/1092] has challenged Gopher [309/869] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 06:39:17 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/18/26 04:31:49] r0d3nt, Gopher, LeftShoe, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/26 10:22:37] Gopher [540/869] has come upon nax_ [81/774] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:58:23 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/18/26 20:11:33] Gopher [790/869] has challenged headsh00ter [422/474] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:11 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 03:11:35] Gopher [580/869] has challenged Orville [215/1151] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:53 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 08:40:15] ngora, dirmaster0, Gopher, and street have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/26 13:59:52] Gopher [32/869] has challenged dubiago [1254/1261] but is crushed in combat! 9 days, 09:25:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 17:11:35] Gopher [104/869] has challenged m0nde [95/456] and battered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 12:42:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 21:11:33] Gopher [839/869] has challenged nax_ [163/774] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 08:40:57 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/21/26 04:36:16] Gopher became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:41:41 toward level 62.
[04/21/26 06:11:33] Gopher [705/869] has challenged slacker [14/266] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 20:00:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/21/26 11:51:17] ngora, Orville, Gopher, and LeftShoe have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/26 15:11:33] Gopher [182/869] has challenged street [381/829] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 15:06:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/22/26 00:21:53] ngora, k, and nax_ [149/3055] have team battled RDNt, Gopher, and w00t3r [1577/2531] and lost! 1 day, 04:22:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/26 10:25:02] r0d3nt, iamfoxy, Gopher, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/26 10:46:40] dclaw [444/1183] has come upon Gopher [124/869] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:06:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/22/26 12:11:33] techDarko [769/999] has challenged Gopher [616/869] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 11:57:58 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/22/26 21:11:35] nax_ [518/793] has challenged Gopher [577/869] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 15:31:47 is added to nax_'s clock.
[04/22/26 21:27:49] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:22 toward level 62.
[04/23/26 03:11:34] k [342/1423] has challenged Gopher [219/869] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:51:08 is removed from k's clock.
[04/23/26 05:11:34] ngora [799/852] has challenged Gopher [708/869] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:54 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/23/26 23:11:33] Gopher [533/869] has challenged dclaw [129/1183] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 17:56:30 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/24/26 05:58:02] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:23 toward level 62.
[04/24/26 06:11:33] r0d3nt [198/1648] has challenged Gopher [843/869] but is defeated in combat! 18 days, 08:31:33 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/24/26 13:11:35] techDarko [637/999] has challenged Gopher [55/869] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 07:58:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/24/26 14:51:09] Gopher found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:11 toward level 62.
[04/25/26 04:25:40] Gopher [784/869] has come upon nax_ [573/800] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:47:08 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/25/26 04:25:40] In the fierce battle, nax_ dropped their level 150 world's first actual quantum processor! Gopher picks it up, tossing their old the Deathstation 3140 processor to nax_
[04/26/26 18:19:10] dubiago, r0d3nt, Gopher, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/26 20:11:33] techDarko [954/999] has challenged Gopher [862/879] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 22:42:48 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/27/26 11:11:34] ctrl-c [434/1257] has challenged Gopher [258/879] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 02:50:19 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/27/26 15:05:29] r0d3nt, w00t3r, and Gopher [1237/2981] have team battled headsh00ter, techDarko, and dirmaster0 [1936/3122] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/26 22:11:11] m0nde [280/465] has come upon Gopher [502/879] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:49:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/28/26 22:11:34] Gopher [5/879] has challenged Orville [995/1123] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:47:19 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/29/26 01:11:45] dclaw, ctrl-c, and LeftShoe [1265/3916] have team battled Gopher, dubiago, and nax_ [462/2930] and won! 2 days, 18:43:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/26 08:41:11] Gopher overclocked too much, overheating their CPU! Gopher's level 150 world's first actual quantum processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/29/26 11:11:13] dclaw [539/1183] has come upon Gopher [440/864] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:14:32 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/29/26 22:11:34] Gopher [53/864] has challenged iamfoxy [391/946] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:41:05 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/30/26 02:11:33] schizo [159/1103] has challenged Gopher [50/864] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 14:07:12 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/30/26 10:11:34] techDarko [438/999] has challenged Gopher [378/864] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:50:31 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/30/26 19:11:35] Gopher [646/864] has challenged k [681/1423] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:49:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/30/26 22:11:33] dirmaster0 [200/1649] has challenged Gopher [164/864] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 21:12:29 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/30/26 23:11:34] Gopher [313/864] has challenged schizo [250/1103] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 17:42:41 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/30/26 23:58:59] dubiago [993/1261] has come upon Gopher [290/864] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:24 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/03/26 05:11:35] LeftShoe [737/1490] has challenged Gopher [852/864] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:01:01 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[05/03/26 14:11:34] Gopher [326/864] has challenged street [101/829] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:13:52 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/04/26 00:11:33] Orville [125/1123] has challenged Gopher [190/864] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:44:12 is added to Orville's clock.
[05/04/26 03:11:35] Gopher [598/864] has challenged druui [68/367] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:54:48 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/04/26 18:11:33] Gopher [612/864] has challenged iamfoxy [292/946] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:10:58 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/04/26 20:13:27] atdma, Gopher, and m0nde [614/1643] have team battled nax_, k, and druui [987/2580] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/26 21:45:15] Gopher [814/864] has come upon street [644/829] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:00 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/04/26 23:11:35] nax_ [15/790] has challenged Gopher [149/864] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 18:58:55 is added to nax_'s clock.
[05/05/26 05:38:12] Gopher [697/864] has challenged k [877/1423] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 05:33:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/05/26 17:11:34] Gopher [484/864] has challenged w00t3r [371/454] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 03:25:16 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/06/26 02:11:33] Gopher [110/864] has challenged iamfoxy [37/946] and pummelled them in combat! 8 days, 14:41:35 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/06/26 13:11:34] r0d3nt [1160/1648] has challenged Gopher [321/864] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 12:19:42 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/06/26 17:11:35] Gopher [576/864] has challenged dclaw [1017/1112] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 13:30:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/06/26 22:11:35] Gopher [768/864] has challenged techDarko [248/1003] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 02:19:40 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/07/26 01:11:33] LeftShoe [735/1505] has challenged Gopher [413/864] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:21:04 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/07/26 06:27:37] PPP, dubiago, and nax_ [1369/2482] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and m0nde [1653/2762] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/26 09:03:31] PPP [138/431] has challenged Gopher [511/864] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:56 is added to PPP's clock.
[05/08/26 00:11:34] Gopher [235/864] has challenged LeftShoe [1067/1505] but is crushed in combat! 9 days, 12:34:53 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/09/26 06:00:59] Gopher cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:35:47 toward level 63.
[05/09/26 09:11:33] techDarko [965/1020] has challenged Gopher [820/864] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 05:34:34 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/10/26 08:11:35] dclaw [287/1112] has challenged Gopher [669/864] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:17:48 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/10/26 08:51:06] atdma [236/293] has challenged Gopher [753/864] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:00 is added to atdma's clock.
[05/10/26 09:42:14] dubiago, techDarko, Gopher, and iamfoxy have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/26 23:11:33] Gopher [714/864] has challenged LeftShoe [129/1505] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 05:14:44 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/11/26 00:11:33] Gopher [797/864] has challenged LeftShoe [232/1505] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 16:39:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/11/26 14:11:34] dubiago [81/1261] has challenged Gopher [687/864] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:45:14 is added to dubiago's clock.
[05/11/26 16:30:17] LeftShoe [1079/1540] has come upon Gopher [195/864] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 05:41:32 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/11/26 20:11:33] Gopher [83/864] has challenged ngora [329/947] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:38:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/12/26 01:11:35] Gopher [453/864] has challenged k [190/1423] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 18:37:29 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/12/26 03:11:34] ctrl-c [628/1275] has challenged Gopher [349/864] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:24 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/12/26 20:14:24] Gopher [191/864] has come upon m0nde [427/641] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 00:57:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/12/26 21:11:33] Gopher [161/864] has challenged schizo [49/1084] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 01:57:25 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/12/26 22:52:51] Gopher relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:33:58 from level 63.
[05/13/26 05:11:34] iamfoxy [723/962] has challenged Gopher [629/864] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:44 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[05/13/26 06:05:03] r0d3nt [1063/1648] has come upon Gopher [286/864] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 10:11:29 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/13/26 06:09:21] r0d3nt [432/1648] has come upon Gopher [845/864] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:27:07 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/13/26 14:11:34] Gopher [733/864] has challenged druui [32/441] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:57:56 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/13/26 18:56:32] Gopher [254/864] has come upon r0d3nt [1519/1648] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 01:44:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/13/26 19:01:41] r0d3nt [352/1648] has come upon Gopher [784/864] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:56:20 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/13/26 19:05:48] Gopher fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:11:47 from level 63.
[05/14/26 12:11:33] nax_ [1026/1154] has challenged Gopher [318/864] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:39:34 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/14/26 18:36:56] k0bura, dclaw, and r0d3nt [212/3300] have team battled TheScryer, m0nde, and Gopher [1547/2381] and lost! 2 days, 11:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/26 20:11:35] LeftShoe [1494/1540] has challenged Gopher [505/864] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 00:54:14 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/15/26 09:42:20] Gopher installed a rootkit on 1131 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:11 toward level 63.
[05/15/26 10:19:51] Gopher [244/864] has come upon techDarko [891/1020] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:46:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/16/26 00:50:58] dubiago [852/1261] has challenged Gopher [841/864] and battered them in combat! 9 days, 22:15:18 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/16/26 23:04:58] Gopher got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:45 toward level 63.
[05/17/26 05:25:06] street, nax, and r0d3nt [1518/3431] have team battled Gopher, iamfoxy, and druui [60/2267] and won! 1 day, 12:35:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/26 10:11:35] dclaw [914/1156] has challenged Gopher [260/864] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:49:14 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/19/26 03:11:35] ngora [187/1062] has challenged Gopher [205/864] but is battered in combat! 13 days, 09:34:19 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/19/26 03:14:08] Gopher uninstalled all 12 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:46 toward level 63.
[05/19/26 11:11:35] Orville [567/1132] has challenged Gopher [7/864] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:20 is removed from Orville's clock.
[05/19/26 18:11:33] LeftShoe [1164/1540] has challenged Gopher [789/864] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 04:48:03 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/20/26 06:11:34] Gopher [818/864] has challenged techDarko [936/1020] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 03:48:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/20/26 11:11:33] iamfoxy [594/962] has challenged Gopher [548/864] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 15:37:28 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[05/20/26 17:36:59] dubiago, TheScryer, Gopher, and nax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/26 00:24:46] Gopher added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:06 toward level 63.
[05/21/26 10:11:33] druui [286/477] has challenged Gopher [19/864] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:26 is removed from druui's clock.
[05/22/26 03:11:35] Gopher [48/864] has challenged Orville [232/1156] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:19:44 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/22/26 06:11:35] street [676/829] has challenged Gopher [452/864] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 23:26:54 is removed from street's clock.
[05/22/26 10:43:54] Gopher found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:50 toward level 63.
[05/23/26 03:11:33] nax_ [518/1139] has challenged Gopher [779/864] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:51:27 is added to nax_'s clock.
[05/23/26 14:04:43] nax_, techDarko, and dclaw [622/3405] have team battled k, Gopher, and RDNt [3096/3396] and lost! 1 day, 08:52:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/26 04:11:34] Gopher [388/864] has challenged ngora [327/1035] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 01:44:20 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/24/26 04:11:34] In the fierce battle, ngora dropped his/her/its 16 TiB of RAM! Gopher picks it up, tossing their old 16 MiB RAM to ngora
[05/24/26 06:11:34] TheScryer [260/876] has challenged Gopher [873/904] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:27:25 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[05/24/26 15:52:39] dubiago, schizo, and Gopher [3098/3255] have team battled techDarko, Orville, and k [48/3607] and won! 0 days, 04:30:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/26 22:11:33] street [404/829] has challenged Gopher [646/904] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:26:58 is added to street's clock.
[05/25/26 04:11:34] dirmaster0 [681/1139] has challenged Gopher [483/904] and overpowered them in combat! 15 days, 13:47:03 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/25/26 07:12:07] druui [243/477] has come upon Gopher [816/904] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:03 is added to druui's clock.
[05/25/26 19:11:34] m0nde [281/662] has challenged Gopher [161/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:13 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/26/26 04:11:33] TheScryer [372/876] has challenged Gopher [395/904] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 06:11:52 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[05/26/26 04:24:14] Gopher [879/904] has come upon street [352/829] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/26/26 17:33:49] k [144/1431] has come upon Gopher [232/904] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 09:31:01 is added to k's clock.
[05/26/26 17:39:55] Gopher [109/904] has come upon techDarko [788/1020] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:14 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/26/26 21:11:36] nax_ [896/1139] has challenged Gopher [682/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:55:08 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/27/26 15:14:19] m0nde [565/662] has come upon Gopher [429/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:18 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 16:11:34] Gopher [422/904] has challenged k0bura [508/531] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:13:30 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/27/26 22:11:33] Gopher [632/904] has challenged RDNt [210/1101] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:04:53 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/28/26 00:11:35] Gopher [190/904] has challenged Orville [1112/1129] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:27:33 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/28/26 01:11:35] Gopher [61/904] has challenged RDNt [634/1101] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:56 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/28/26 03:33:09] Gopher, RDNt, k0bura, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/26 04:11:10] Gopher [460/904] has challenged dclaw [1070/1246] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 00:05:16 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/28/26 07:04:59] k [1188/1431] has come upon Gopher [697/904] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 10:51:28 is removed from k's clock.
[05/28/26 23:11:33] techDarko [171/1020] has challenged Gopher [150/904] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 06:14:45 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/29/26 04:11:35] Gopher [240/904] has challenged atdma [342/362] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 22:57:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/30/26 07:11:35] Gopher [527/904] has challenged nax [489/963] and pummelled them in combat! 12 days, 04:28:25 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[05/30/26 11:11:34] Gopher [213/904] has challenged nax [636/963] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:04:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/31/26 14:50:03] TheScryer, ngora, and LeftShoe [580/3494] have team battled nax, Gopher, and dubiago [28/3128] and won! 5 days, 03:33:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/26 01:06:05] Gopher, PPP, and m0nde [370/2074] have team battled k, dirmaster0, and Orville [2175/3699] and lost! 0 days, 17:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/26 02:11:33] Gopher [403/904] has challenged dclaw [111/1252] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 03:01:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/01/26 20:11:35] Gopher [393/904] has challenged druui [32/499] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 17:57:21 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/02/26 10:11:35] w00t3r [415/609] has challenged Gopher [596/904] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:19:20 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[06/02/26 14:11:34] Gopher [49/904] has challenged k0bura [340/531] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:43:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/02/26 21:14:26] street [193/829] has come upon Gopher [301/904] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 18:56:19 is added to street's clock.
[06/03/26 02:11:33] Gopher [2/904] has challenged techDarko [394/1020] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:16:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/03/26 08:03:03] RDNt, nax, and nax_ [1506/3203] have team battled Gopher, m0nde, and tinyredlantern [831/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/26 17:11:35] k0bura [211/538] has challenged Gopher [82/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:09:47 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[06/03/26 22:11:34] Gopher [608/904] has challenged street [135/829] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:54:55 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/04/26 10:11:34] Gopher [381/904] has challenged dclaw [192/1236] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 14:06:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/04/26 13:37:33] dirmaster0, Gopher, and m0nde [2242/2723] have team battled schizo, LeftShoe, and iamfoxy [1264/3682] and won! 1 day, 16:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/26 15:33:35] LeftShoe [959/1630] has come upon Gopher [137/904] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 23:07:38 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/05/26 02:54:09] Gopher, dubiago, and nax [1465/3128] have team battled techDarko, street, and druui [2104/2357] and lost! 3 days, 01:29:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/05/26 08:18:05] k0bura [56/538] has challenged Gopher [261/904] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:02:24 is added to k0bura's clock.
[06/05/26 19:11:33] RDNt [1071/1087] has challenged Gopher [262/904] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:53 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[06/07/26 12:56:45] k, Orville, and PPP [1830/3129] have team battled iamfoxy, ctrl-c, and Gopher [1575/3144] and won! 0 days, 13:02:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/26 16:11:35] Gopher [793/904] has challenged dubiago [821/1261] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 00:08:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/08/26 15:41:04] k, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [2263/3488] have team battled LeftShoe, tinyredlantern, and r0d3nt [873/4670] and won! 1 day, 12:14:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/26 20:11:33] Phreaked [343/1100] has challenged Gopher [62/904] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 05:26:15 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/09/26 06:35:35] Gopher cleared all 133 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:06 toward level 64.
[06/10/26 03:11:33] Gopher [508/904] has challenged r0d3nt [751/1654] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:32:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/10/26 21:11:35] Gopher [627/904] has challenged street [653/829] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 10:37:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/11/26 11:29:34] Gopher reseated their RAM chips! Gopher's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/26 02:12:48] druui, dclaw, and street [2275/2573] have team battled Gopher, schizo, and PPP [747/2517] and won! 0 days, 10:32:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/26 12:32:16] Gopher [768/911] has come upon dclaw [726/1236] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 12:57:37 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/12/26 12:38:55] street [272/829] has come upon Gopher [71/911] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:11:34 is removed from street's clock.
[06/12/26 22:16:46] dclaw, iamfoxy, and techDarko [249/3209] have team battled dubiago, Gopher, and ngora [1414/3163] and lost! 1 day, 02:49:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/26 23:11:33] Gopher [370/911] has challenged techDarko [688/1006] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:33:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/13/26 08:43:04] schizo [964/1095] has come upon Gopher [703/911] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 01:00:21 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/13/26 21:11:33] LeftShoe [1045/1630] has challenged Gopher [153/911] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 04:20:48 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/14/26 05:11:34] dirmaster0 [1062/1139] has challenged Gopher [229/911] and crushed them in combat! 17 days, 07:53:53 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/15/26 00:11:33] Gopher [872/911] has challenged w00t3r [612/616] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:04:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/15/26 07:08:37] Orville, Gopher, and nax [613/3053] have team battled street, k0bura, and dclaw [2075/2607] and lost! 2 days, 13:47:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/26 08:11:33] Gopher [381/911] has challenged TheScryer [650/881] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:08:45 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/26 02:18:20] Gopher fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:57:45 from level 64.
[06/16/26 09:15:26] Gopher hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:32 toward level 64.
[06/16/26 12:11:33] Gopher [17/911] has challenged LeftShoe [1134/1630] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 18:29:32 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/26 13:11:33] PPP [436/511] has challenged Gopher [459/911] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 08:55:40 is added to PPP's clock.
[06/16/26 16:11:33] Gopher [495/911] has challenged m0nde [568/686] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:44:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/26 19:11:33] Gopher [301/911] has challenged r0d3nt [1577/1654] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 18:38:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/26 20:25:18] k, dubiago, and dclaw [1202/3950] have team battled Gopher, street, and nax [2611/2698] and lost! 0 days, 08:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/26 22:11:33] schizo [569/1095] has challenged Gopher [38/911] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:04:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/17/26 01:11:34] nax_ [94/1151] has challenged Gopher [350/911] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:46:23 is added to nax_'s clock.
[06/17/26 11:11:35] ngora [74/991] has challenged Gopher [875/911] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 09:45:41 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/18/26 04:12:23] nax, Phreaked, and Orville [579/3237] have team battled Gopher, r0d3nt, and PPP [798/3102] and lost! 0 days, 12:49:58 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/26 05:11:35] Gopher [663/911] has challenged druui [415/508] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 07:06:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/18/26 08:11:35] k0bura [87/539] has challenged Gopher [742/911] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:44:24 is added to k0bura's clock.
[06/18/26 12:11:34] Gopher [593/911] has challenged dclaw [114/1239] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/18/26 17:11:33] iamfoxy [721/971] has challenged Gopher [794/911] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 08:50:46 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/19/26 12:20:40] Gopher was apprehended by U.N.I.T.. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:08:24 from level 64.
[06/19/26 16:16:27] Gopher forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:54:59 from level 64.
[06/19/26 19:41:34] Gopher cancelled his LinkedIn account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:19 toward level 64.
[06/20/26 05:36:39] Gopher accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:30 toward level 64.
[06/20/26 15:15:05] Knuth looked upon Gopher, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 10 days, 14:09:25 toward level 64.
[06/20/26 18:11:33] Orville [1067/1173] has challenged Gopher [814/911] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:17 is removed from Orville's clock.
[06/20/26 22:11:35] iamfoxy [452/971] has challenged Gopher [138/911] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:10:32 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/21/26 02:11:33] Gopher [391/911] has challenged m0nde [600/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:23:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/21/26 03:11:35] Gopher [408/911] has challenged m0nde [546/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:00:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/21/26 06:17:59] Gopher had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:23 from level 64.
[06/21/26 15:29:25] Gopher became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:00 toward level 64.
[06/21/26 22:11:34] k [1352/1445] has challenged Gopher [871/911] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 22:31:16 is removed from k's clock.
[06/21/26 23:19:38] k [559/1445] has come upon Gopher [530/911] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 17:46:22 is removed from k's clock.
[06/22/26 04:30:34] x544B [4/24] has challenged Gopher [531/911] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:55 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 07:09:49] nax, r0d3nt, and k0bura [2398/3162] have team battled dclaw, Gopher, and w00t3r [1689/2766] and won! 0 days, 13:40:24 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/26 08:11:33] Gopher [253/911] has challenged k [1179/1445] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:39:24 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/26 12:37:57] Gopher, TheScryer, and street [162/2637] have team battled k, Orville, and schizo [3432/3713] and lost! 1 day, 03:37:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/26 14:11:35] Gopher [704/911] has challenged nax_ [848/1151] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:16:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/22/26 15:11:35] dirmaster0 [18/1131] has challenged Gopher [46/911] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 12:06:47 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/22/26 21:11:35] PPP [406/537] has challenged Gopher [909/911] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:15:50 is added to PPP's clock.
[06/23/26 04:43:39] Gopher found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:01 toward level 64.
[06/23/26 07:45:04] Gopher cleared all 177 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:51 toward level 64.
[06/23/26 19:11:33] Gopher [182/911] has challenged k [665/1445] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:12:37 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/24/26 04:11:35] LeftShoe [1531/1630] has challenged Gopher [234/911] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:37:00 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/24/26 10:11:35] techDarko [301/1011] has challenged Gopher [313/911] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 06:43:28 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/24/26 11:11:34] Phreaked [361/1095] has challenged Gopher [606/911] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:05:01 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/24/26 15:11:35] techDarko [781/1011] has challenged Gopher [602/911] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 00:58:59 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/24/26 20:11:35] k [11/1445] has challenged Gopher [332/911] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:13:55 is added to k's clock.
[06/25/26 09:40:30] w00t3r [493/616] has come upon Gopher [51/911] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:02:42 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[06/25/26 09:40:36] w00t3r [530/616] has come upon Gopher [637/911] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:02:17 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[06/25/26 09:40:45] w00t3r [489/616] has come upon Gopher [398/911] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:08:36 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[06/25/26 12:11:33] PPP [125/553] has challenged Gopher [571/911] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:04:00 is added to PPP's clock.
[06/25/26 15:14:26] ctrl-c [372/1244] has come upon Gopher [870/911] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 17:37:50 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/25/26 15:14:29] Gopher [889/911] has come upon ctrl-c [295/1244] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:22:18 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/25/26 21:12:18] Gopher founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:36 toward level 64.
[06/26/26 05:34:45] Phreaked [31/1095] has come upon Gopher [8/911] and battered them in combat! 5 days, 20:50:30 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/26/26 05:34:45] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 86 coffee machine! Phreaked picks it up, tossing their old level 38 coffee machine to Gopher
[06/26/26 11:11:34] Gopher [718/863] has challenged PPP [265/553] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:08:28 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/26/26 23:11:33] Gopher [811/863] has challenged Phreaked [47/1143] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:23:32 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/27/26 03:11:33] k0bura [336/542] has challenged Gopher [400/863] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 04:00:24 is added to k0bura's clock.
[06/27/26 04:22:07] Gopher [304/863] has come upon x544B [282/750] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/27/26 08:11:33] Gopher [465/863] has challenged iamfoxy [763/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:55:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/27/26 09:02:52] Gopher tried installing Windows Vista. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:45 from level 64.
[06/27/26 19:11:34] Gopher [644/863] has challenged PPP [39/553] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:50:15 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/27/26 20:11:34] street [734/845] has challenged Gopher [50/863] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 11:54:30 is removed from street's clock.
[06/28/26 15:16:26] schizo, ctrl-c, and druui [1170/2877] have team battled atdma, Gopher, and w00t3r [1485/1916] and lost! 1 day, 22:47:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/26 03:11:35] Gopher [203/863] has challenged r0d3nt [651/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/29/26 11:35:46] Gopher [681/863] has come upon LeftShoe [1297/1491] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/30/26 00:19:49] Gopher [772/872] has challenged k0bura [211/542] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 14:55:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/30/26 07:57:58] w00t3r, k0bura, and Gopher [1066/2030] have team battled ctrl-c, Orville, and iamfoxy [959/3372] and won! 0 days, 05:23:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/26 10:21:57] Gopher finds a game of tetris in a pdf. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:30:08 toward level 65.
[06/30/26 19:11:34] Gopher [147/872] has challenged r0d3nt [1327/1654] but is crushed in combat! 10 days, 13:40:23 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/26 03:12:30] w00t3r, Gopher, LeftShoe, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/26 04:11:33] street [794/845] has challenged Gopher [511/872] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 12:20:23 is removed from street's clock.
[07/01/26 13:11:35] Gopher [540/872] has challenged idleClaw [838/1655] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:31:40 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/26 18:11:34] Gopher [250/872] has challenged ctrl-c [985/1251] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 05:59:38 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/26 20:11:34] PPP [488/553] has challenged Gopher [849/872] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:51:07 is added to PPP's clock.
[07/02/26 01:11:33] w00t3r [359/620] has challenged Gopher [709/872] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:56:24 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[07/02/26 06:11:34] Gopher [356/872] has challenged w00t3r [39/620] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 03:22:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/02/26 13:11:33] TheScryer [854/881] has challenged Gopher [521/872] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:09:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/02/26 19:28:05] dirmaster0, druui, and PPP [243/2209] have team battled dclaw, TheScryer, and Gopher [658/2758] and lost! 0 days, 19:52:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/26 23:11:33] techDarko [322/1011] has challenged Gopher [239/872] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 02:24:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/03/26 07:11:34] Gopher [395/872] has challenged ctrl-c [504/1251] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 08:34:58 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/04/26 18:15:40] Gopher, nax, and w00t3r [1103/2481] have team battled r0d3nt, street, and x544B [319/3264] and won! 1 day, 08:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/26 01:11:34] schizo [583/1101] has challenged Gopher [596/872] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 05:24:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/05/26 06:11:33] Gopher [634/872] has challenged r0d3nt [749/1654] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 06:06:08 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/05/26 08:11:35] Gopher [609/872] has challenged techDarko [1009/1011] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 11:04:21 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/05/26 23:11:34] Gopher [367/872] has challenged schizo [924/1101] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 20:15:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/06/26 03:11:34] Gopher [278/872] has challenged r0d3nt [202/1654] and pummelled them in combat! 21 days, 10:12:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/06/26 03:59:33] nax_ [595/1171] has come upon Gopher [380/872] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:12:12 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/06/26 09:11:35] schizo [352/1101] has challenged Gopher [155/872] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:44 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/07/26 02:11:34] techDarko [196/1011] has challenged Gopher [155/872] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 04:55:04 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/07/26 05:11:35] m0nde [771/785] has challenged Gopher [387/872] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:44:07 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/07/26 06:11:35] r0d3nt [532/1654] has challenged Gopher [335/872] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 12:12:29 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/07/26 07:11:34] Gopher [408/872] has challenged k0bura [220/542] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 13:45:19 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/08/26 07:11:34] Gopher [733/872] has challenged druui [180/525] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 13:03:53 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/08/26 10:11:33] Gopher [420/872] has challenged dubiago [417/1265] and bruised them in combat! 9 days, 02:16:25 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/08/26 12:34:34] Gopher dropped their laptop. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:22:41 from level 65.
[07/08/26 14:11:35] Gopher [768/872] has challenged schizo [69/1101] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 22:03:57 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/08/26 15:11:35] Gopher [358/872] has challenged druui [31/525] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:30:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/09/26 09:11:33] Gopher [576/872] has challenged techDarko [849/1011] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:38:09 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/09/26 13:05:41] k [1303/1415] has come upon Gopher [598/872] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 20:26:47 is removed from k's clock.
[07/09/26 16:11:33] street [395/807] has challenged Gopher [436/872] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 00:10:12 is added to street's clock.
[07/10/26 10:47:56] dubiago, r0d3nt, and dclaw [2498/3924] have team battled w00t3r, dirmaster0, and Gopher [1492/2683] and won! 1 day, 02:37:52 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/26 13:44:04] Gopher [371/872] has come upon Orville [534/1165] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 12:39:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/10/26 17:56:25] Gopher cracked Miguel de Icaza's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:17:23 toward level 65.
[07/11/26 04:11:35] Gopher [642/872] has challenged TheScryer [6/881] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:13:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/11/26 09:11:35] nax [591/941] has challenged Gopher [556/872] and pummelled them in combat! 13 days, 16:02:46 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/11/26 22:11:35] Gopher [177/872] has challenged k0bura [98/542] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 15:36:54 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/12/26 03:11:35] r0d3nt [1069/1654] has challenged Gopher [312/872] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 17:45:08 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/12/26 10:11:33] Gopher [778/872] has challenged dclaw [961/1005] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 07:19:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/26 16:38:13] dubiago [883/1265] has challenged Gopher [517/872] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 01:39:30 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/13/26 05:11:33] PPP [296/568] has challenged Gopher [76/872] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:00 is removed from PPP's clock.
[07/13/26 08:11:35] Gopher [41/872] has challenged x544B [559/766] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:59:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/13/26 11:11:34] ctrl-c [408/1251] has challenged Gopher [51/872] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 16:50:44 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/14/26 14:37:47] w00t3r, Gopher, PPP, and druui have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/26 16:57:04] PPP [78/573] has challenged Gopher [330/872] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:24:25 is added to PPP's clock.
[07/14/26 20:03:17] Gopher filled in 44 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:54:09 from level 65.
[07/15/26 05:11:35] techDarko [90/1011] has challenged Gopher [281/872] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:11:31 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/15/26 10:11:35] Gopher [733/872] has challenged nax_ [150/1171] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 04:13:12 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/15/26 11:11:34] Gopher [270/872] has challenged schizo [399/1104] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 12:01:29 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/16/26 02:11:34] Gopher [9/872] has challenged schizo [1002/1104] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 23:04:07 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/16/26 13:11:33] w00t3r [419/620] has challenged Gopher [360/872] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 21:59:35 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[07/16/26 13:11:33] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 63 graphics card! w00t3r picks it up, tossing their old level 52 psychic graphics card which predicts what you want to see next to Gopher
[07/17/26 10:11:35] TheScryer [95/887] has challenged Gopher [739/861] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 22:29:33 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/17/26 14:09:01] w00t3r, druui, and schizo [1996/2475] have team battled techDarko, dubiago, and Gopher [1672/3083] and won! 1 day, 06:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/26 12:11:33] Gopher [627/861] has challenged druui [243/686] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 05:56:31 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/18/26 16:29:20] k0bura [6/566] has challenged Gopher [756/861] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 03:40:49 is added to k0bura's clock.
[07/18/26 18:11:34] Gopher [643/861] has challenged schizo [1071/1158] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:29:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/19/26 04:11:33] Gopher [594/861] has challenged schizo [200/1158] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 07:22:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/19/26 14:11:34] nax [195/941] has challenged Gopher [121/861] and pummelled them in combat! 11 days, 17:45:49 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/19/26 15:36:19] nax_, Gopher, k, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/26 16:04:21] TheScryer [71/893] has come upon Gopher [472/861] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:36:12 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/19/26 22:11:35] street [206/807] has challenged Gopher [596/861] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:29:55 is added to street's clock.
[07/19/26 23:11:35] LeftShoe [227/1347] has challenged Gopher [852/861] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:49:19 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[07/20/26 01:30:49] Gopher [646/861] has come upon k [258/1407] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 17:22:03 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/20/26 11:44:32] Gopher found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:52 toward level 65.
[07/21/26 06:11:33] Gopher [413/861] has challenged techDarko [460/1011] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 08:19:59 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/21/26 15:11:35] Gopher [162/861] has challenged LeftShoe [647/1347] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:44:47 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/22/26 12:11:34] ngora [789/991] has challenged Gopher [212/861] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 10:26:47 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/22/26 13:11:33] street [773/807] has challenged Gopher [114/861] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 03:37:45 is removed from street's clock.
[07/22/26 15:11:34] ctrl-c [1287/1524] has challenged Gopher [523/861] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 02:05:27 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/22/26 18:11:33] LeftShoe [1150/1347] has challenged Gopher [800/861] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 22:33:30 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/22/26 18:11:33] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 97 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! LeftShoe picks it up, tossing their old level 77 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux to Gopher
[07/22/26 20:11:34] schizo [567/1158] has challenged Gopher [267/841] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:52 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/22/26 23:11:35] ngora [815/991] has challenged Gopher [23/841] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 11:48:54 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/23/26 02:23:20] RDNt, ctrl-c, and ngora [2970/3610] have team battled schizo, Gopher, and nax [252/2940] and won! 0 days, 13:55:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/26 03:11:34] Gopher [800/841] has challenged Orville [1079/1165] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:07:15 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/26 06:11:33] Gopher [679/841] has challenged nax [432/941] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:48:51 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/23/26 09:11:33] dubiago [977/1211] has challenged Gopher [117/841] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 04:59:07 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/23/26 10:11:33] Gopher [146/841] has challenged techDarko [678/1011] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:44:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/26 10:22:40] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted Gopher on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 6 days, 16:01:10 from level 65.
[07/23/26 13:11:35] w00t3r [223/630] has challenged Gopher [702/841] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:06:57 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[07/23/26 15:11:34] nax_ [806/1171] has challenged Gopher [74/841] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 11:41:14 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/24/26 01:11:35] Gopher [259/841] has challenged druui [89/686] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 15:08:39 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/24/26 04:11:33] Orville [646/1165] has challenged Gopher [215/841] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:44 is removed from Orville's clock.
[07/24/26 06:11:34] Gopher [680/841] has challenged PPP [202/573] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:58:01 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/24/26 09:06:14] m0nde, Gopher, street, and RDNt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/26 12:11:35] Gopher [458/841] has challenged k [703/1407] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:19:14 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/25/26 09:11:28] schizo [1107/1158] has come upon Gopher [614/841] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 08:12:49 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/26/26 01:11:34] Gopher [611/841] has challenged techDarko [333/1011] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:14:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/27/26 06:11:34] Gopher [547/841] has challenged idleClaw [1165/1655] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:42:45 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/27/26 09:34:13] Gopher got locked out of Yahoo!. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:15 from level 65.
[07/27/26 10:19:47] Orville, k, and schizo [3459/3731] have team battled TheScryer, Gopher, and x544B [1448/2521] and won! 1 day, 23:29:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/26 11:11:34] Gopher [740/841] has challenged k [1421/1433] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:42:50 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/27/26 17:11:35] k [529/1433] has challenged Gopher [445/841] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 21:58:06 is removed from k's clock.
[07/27/26 18:11:34] Gopher [299/841] has challenged street [761/837] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:43:39 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/28/26 03:03:47] Gopher [704/841] has come upon w00t3r [253/630] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:39:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[07/28/26 06:11:35] Gopher [35/841] has challenged LeftShoe [550/1367] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:44 is added to Gopher's clock.