Quest: dubiago, dclaw, OMGWTFIdle!, and Orville have been chosen by the ACLU to quell the riot that has sprung up between Slashdot-weenies and SoylentNews-weenies..
Time to completion: 0 days, 05:35:08
Participant 1: dubiago
Participant 2: dclaw
Participant 3: OMGWTFIdle!
Participant 4: Orville