User: OMGWTFIdle!
Class: Idler
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 50
Next level: 10 days, 00:12:43
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Mon Oct 13 20:51:46 2025
Last login: Sun Nov 23 21:25:01 2025
Total time idled: 88 days, 08:52:22
Current position: [292,205]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 50
boots: 33
charm: 38
gloves: 108c
helm: 30
leggings: 53
ring: 52a
shield: 39
tunic: 30
weapon: 61
sum: 494
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 01:22:50
part: None
quest: 0 days, 12:14:59
quit: 0 days, 00:55:13
total: 0 days, 14:33:02
[10/13/25 21:01:45] OMGWTFIdle! [0/1] has challenged Gopher [467/513] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/13/25 21:28:11] OMGWTFIdle! [2/8] has challenged tinyredlantern [1111/1332] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/13/25 22:05:18] OMGWTFIdle! [5/14] has challenged LeftShoe [376/1397] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:46 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/13/25 22:44:01] OMGWTFIdle! [16/20] has come upon r0d3nt [177/1696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:02:30 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/13/25 22:56:56] OMGWTFIdle! [28/30] has challenged techDarko [502/880] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:55 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 00:03:53] OMGWTFIdle! [4/36] has challenged dubiago [533/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:41 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 03:22:11] OMGWTFIdle! [39/72] has challenged k [149/1017] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:15:49 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 06:06:44] OMGWTFIdle! [100/106] has challenged nax [335/893] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:13:53 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 07:53:15] OMGWTFIdle! [87/125] has challenged iamfoxy [425/972] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 13:23:01] dirmaster0 [968/1632] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [72/125] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 05:16:04 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/14/25 14:38:06] dubiago [11/1041] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [61/148] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:37:06 is added to dubiago's clock.
[10/14/25 17:11:44] OMGWTFIdle! [140/159] has challenged r0d3nt [232/1696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:46:41 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/14/25 21:13:01] OMGWTFIdle! [141/159] has challenged dclaw [261/1203] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:56:25 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/15/25 02:23:00] r0d3nt [1318/1696] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [146/159] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 08:06:49 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/15/25 03:23:00] Savyna [450/465] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [27/159] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:40 is removed from Savyna's clock.
[10/15/25 06:49:03] Savyna [269/465] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [109/165] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:45 is removed from Savyna's clock.
[10/15/25 17:18:11] OMGWTFIdle! [166/172] has challenged iamfoxy [133/972] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:07 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/15/25 17:22:59] dirmaster0 [564/1632] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [126/172] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 23:07:39 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/15/25 23:13:48] OMGWTFIdle! [19/172] has challenged TheScryer [762/834] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/16/25 08:09:34] OMGWTFIdle! [67/187] has challenged dclaw [205/1203] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:11:59 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/16/25 16:16:21] OMGWTFIdle! [179/187] has come upon TheScryer [232/836] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:25:22 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/16/25 19:56:56] OMGWTFIdle! [161/214] has challenged ctrl-c [173/1192] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:48:27 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/17/25 03:23:00] k [581/1017] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [6/231] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 11:05:05 is removed from k's clock.
[10/17/25 04:49:08] OMGWTFIdle! uninstalled all 9 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:08 toward level 29.
[10/17/25 04:57:45] OMGWTFIdle!, feoh, and Gopher [422/1756] have team battled nax_, ctrl-c, and Phreaked [1277/3106] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:42 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/25 08:43:55] OMGWTFIdle! [130/231] has challenged iamfoxy [695/972] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:12 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/17/25 22:23:01] iamfoxy [897/972] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [10/231] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 17:26:48 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/17/25 22:40:12] OMGWTFIdle! [94/231] has challenged dclaw [462/1203] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:02 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/18/25 16:24:43] OMGWTFIdle! [20/231] has challenged ctrl-c [570/1192] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:17 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/19/25 07:22:59] schizo [126/715] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [135/231] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 09:02:34 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/19/25 11:49:52] OMGWTFIdle! [73/233] has challenged schizo [604/715] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/19/25 12:23:00] nax_ [82/814] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [226/233] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:06:31 is added to nax_'s clock.
[10/20/25 01:56:32] techDarko [235/843] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [127/233] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 22:12:05 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/20/25 09:46:47] OMGWTFIdle! [45/242] has challenged r0d3nt [699/1696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:35 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/20/25 10:00:15] OMGWTFIdle! cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:24 toward level 34.
[10/21/25 08:22:59] k [930/1054] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [89/242] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 01:37:26 is removed from k's clock.
[10/21/25 11:23:01] feoh [579/1012] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [89/242] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 07:39:24 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/21/25 12:05:57] OMGWTFIdle! [208/261] has challenged feoh [947/1012] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/21/25 13:24:37] tinyredlantern [196/1332] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [142/261] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:31 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/21/25 13:24:43] tinyredlantern [41/1332] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [24/261] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 10:48:52 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/22/25 00:56:39] Phreaked [174/1100] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [151/261] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 23:36:12 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/22/25 07:07:31] feoh, ctrl-c, and Phreaked [3238/3304] have team battled Oo, k, and OMGWTFIdle! [978/2259] and won! 2 days, 11:29:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/25 09:22:37] OMGWTFIdle! got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:37 from level 35.
[10/22/25 18:41:39] OMGWTFIdle! [212/274] has challenged idleClaw [1491/1697] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/23/25 12:22:59] Oo [627/944] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [258/274] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:55 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/23/25 15:43:33] OMGWTFIdle! upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:56 toward level 36.
[10/23/25 23:22:59] iamfoxy [705/1100] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [154/274] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:02:11 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/24/25 02:40:09] OMGWTFIdle! [251/277] has challenged nax [885/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:13:44 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/24/25 03:03:17] OMGWTFIdle! founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:02 toward level 37.
[10/24/25 10:12:10] OMGWTFIdle! [126/277] has come upon tinyredlantern [569/1332] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:05 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/24/25 18:23:01] Oo [661/944] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [13/277] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:54:52 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/24/25 20:22:59] dirmaster0 [1581/1632] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [156/277] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 14:44:40 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/25/25 03:22:59] dclaw [508/1064] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [170/277] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 12:25:19 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/25/25 07:39:34] nax_, dclaw, and LeftShoe [2165/3261] have team battled Oo, OMGWTFIdle!, and Gopher [295/1871] and won! 8 days, 08:13:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/25 20:35:35] OMGWTFIdle! [93/297] has challenged nax [822/893] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:03:56 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/26/25 01:22:59] Gopher [256/650] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [152/297] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:38:32 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/26/25 09:18:40] OMGWTFIdle! founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:26 toward level 38.
[10/26/25 14:24:01] OMGWTFIdle! forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:58 from level 38.
[10/27/25 03:23:00] techDarko [312/843] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [276/297] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:28:55 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/27/25 13:23:00] iamfoxy [80/1128] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [293/297] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:24:48 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/27/25 20:22:59] schizo [80/722] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [19/297] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 13:19:37 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/27/25 21:42:34] OMGWTFIdle! [150/301] has challenged nax [39/893] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:02:10 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/29/25 03:23:01] feoh [29/1012] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [204/301] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:06:45 is added to feoh's clock.
[10/29/25 07:00:19] Orville [15/95] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [264/301] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 10:23:00] r0d3nt [1538/1696] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [116/301] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 08:55:15 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/29/25 12:29:35] ngora, OMGWTFIdle!, and ctrl-c [295/2681] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and dirmaster0 [295/3978] and won! 0 days, 00:13:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/25 13:21:49] OMGWTFIdle! [193/343] has challenged dubiago [903/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:22 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/29/25 17:22:59] techDarko [769/843] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [325/343] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:13:57 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/24/25 14:22:59] tinyredlantern [1279/1321] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [128/343] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:53:22 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/24/25 17:23:01] dclaw [434/1096] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [13/343] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 16:24:08 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/25/25 02:17:52] OMGWTFIdle! [103/363] has challenged k [392/1054] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:31:02 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[11/25/25 04:17:01] OMGWTFIdle! reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:41 toward level 41.
[11/26/25 00:23:00] dubiago [971/1069] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [301/363] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:51 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/26/25 05:22:59] k [188/1054] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [158/363] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 08:56:57 is removed from k's clock.
[11/26/25 06:19:29] dubiago, dclaw, OMGWTFIdle!, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/25 00:50:50] LeftShoe, nax_, nax, and OMGWTFIdle! have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/27/25 09:45:15] OMGWTFIdle! [32/369] has challenged tinyredlantern [900/1321] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:06:29 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[11/27/25 16:24:50] r0d3nt, OMGWTFIdle!, and schizo [1034/2965] have team battled dubiago, Orville, and ctrl-c [2582/3057] and lost! 0 days, 16:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/25 19:23:00] TheScryer [418/836] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [112/369] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:41:13 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/28/25 04:31:33] dubiago, reverend, and nax_ [1871/2301] have team battled Savyna, OMGWTFIdle!, and dclaw [455/1940] and won! 0 days, 03:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/25 15:22:59] iamfoxy [2/1155] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [166/369] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:14:42 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[11/29/25 02:23:01] r0d3nt [296/1696] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [83/369] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 07:47:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/29/25 03:23:01] nax [386/835] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [159/369] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:21:28 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/29/25 13:23:00] dubiago [384/1069] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [290/369] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 10:56:17 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/30/25 19:23:01] k [728/1067] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [86/369] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:27:33 is removed from k's clock.
[12/01/25 00:23:00] Gopher [434/782] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [363/369] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:26 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/01/25 09:23:01] r0d3nt [1284/1740] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [72/369] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 20:28:04 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/01/25 19:36:54] OMGWTFIdle! [85/369] has challenged Oo [736/994] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/01/25 20:23:01] dubiago [208/1069] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [146/369] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 15:16:36 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/01/25 23:37:26] dubiago, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/25 05:22:59] ctrl-c [1121/1236] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [302/369] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:24 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/03/25 03:22:34] OMGWTFIdle! reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:40 toward level 43.
[12/03/25 08:23:01] dclaw [716/1061] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [118/369] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:58:32 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/03/25 23:23:01] ctrl-c [1057/1236] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [365/369] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:53 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/04/25 16:23:00] reverend [433/479] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [233/369] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:19:02 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/04/25 16:23:00] In the fierce battle, OMGWTFIdle! dropped their 4 GiB RAM! reverend picks it up, tossing their old 192 MiB RAM to OMGWTFIdle!
[12/04/25 19:33:38] OMGWTFIdle! [299/360] has challenged dirmaster0 [1073/1627] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:38:44 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/05/25 04:23:00] feoh [7/1012] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [278/360] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:58:00 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/05/25 12:19:38] OMGWTFIdle! cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:25 toward level 44.
[12/05/25 13:32:53] OMGWTFIdle! [325/360] has come upon r0d3nt [1079/1740] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:28:26 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/06/25 02:23:00] r0d3nt [555/1740] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [217/360] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 05:24:56 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/06/25 08:41:04] OMGWTFIdle! [260/432] has come upon ctrl-c [603/1291] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:22 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/06/25 14:42:04] Oo [904/994] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [420/432] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:46:09 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/06/25 15:23:01] schizo [116/900] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [158/432] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 13:07:48 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/06/25 17:22:46] Orville, k, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/25 18:23:01] LeftShoe [814/1456] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [157/432] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 23:12:05 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/07/25 06:26:59] ctrl-c [887/1291] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [255/432] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 13:17:35 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/07/25 10:23:01] dubiago [883/1069] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [290/432] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:01:21 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/07/25 14:55:14] OMGWTFIdle!, dubiago, and nax [610/2330] have team battled k, dclaw, and dirmaster0 [911/3762] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:10 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/25 12:35:21] OMGWTFIdle! became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:04 toward level 44.
[12/08/25 18:23:01] ctrl-c [271/1291] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [371/432] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 17:47:51 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/08/25 23:23:00] iamfoxy [104/1152] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [327/432] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 20:06:03 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/09/25 05:23:01] dclaw [405/1068] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [412/432] but is bruised in combat! 3 days, 06:33:26 is added to dclaw's clock.
[12/09/25 07:23:01] Orville [476/769] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [0/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:48 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 21:57:56] OMGWTFIdle! [268/432] has come upon Gopher [488/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:06:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/10/25 01:23:01] ctrl-c [433/1291] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [125/432] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 08:44:00 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/10/25 07:37:54] OMGWTFIdle! [197/432] has challenged k [891/1067] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:17:09 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/10/25 17:22:59] tinyredlantern [129/1313] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [378/432] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:20 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/11/25 02:23:00] r0d3nt [314/1740] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [268/432] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:26:10 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/11/25 04:13:44] OMGWTFIdle! lost the ball from their mouse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:53 from level 45.
[12/11/25 13:22:59] schizo [671/900] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [306/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:07:05 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/11/25 17:23:00] dclaw [528/1061] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [55/432] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 14:42:24 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/11/25 20:34:10] OMGWTFIdle! upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:42 toward level 45.
[12/12/25 04:23:00] TheScryer [468/836] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [231/432] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:23 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/12/25 14:23:01] LeftShoe [390/1456] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [345/432] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 15:23:09 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/12/25 21:44:55] dubiago [726/1101] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [50/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:24:45 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/13/25 01:01:29] nax [445/829] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [259/432] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 09:31:51 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/13/25 11:22:59] iamfoxy [269/1152] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [391/432] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:01:12 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/13/25 11:44:19] TheScryer, schizo, and OMGWTFIdle! [617/2168] have team battled Gopher, tinyredlantern, and ctrl-c [1370/3446] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/25 17:23:00] iamfoxy [560/1152] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [273/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:57:56 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[12/14/25 23:50:53] OMGWTFIdle! installed a rootkit on 1615 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:18 toward level 45.
[12/15/25 23:03:10] port [6/43] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [393/432] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:10 is added to port's clock.
[12/15/25 23:45:21] port [4/44] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [266/432] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:50 is added to port's clock.
[12/16/25 05:17:43] port [3/104] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [431/432] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:11 is added to port's clock.
[12/16/25 05:23:01] nax [100/829] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [286/432] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:32:25 is added to nax's clock.
[12/16/25 07:26:38] OMGWTFIdle! [359/445] has challenged port [66/121] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:48 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/16/25 07:34:20] k [577/1075] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [54/445] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 19:00:09 is removed from k's clock.
[12/16/25 07:37:21] OMGWTFIdle! [44/445] has come upon k [24/1075] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 04:18:59 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/16/25 10:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [51/445] has challenged ngora [78/990] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 21:10:08 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/16/25 12:22:59] Savyna [224/522] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [214/445] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:51 is removed from Savyna's clock.
[12/16/25 15:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [410/445] has challenged idleClaw [613/1741] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:49:14 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/16/25 16:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [332/445] has challenged schizo [285/906] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:26 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/16/25 18:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [78/445] has challenged r0d3nt [1575/1740] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:52:51 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/17/25 06:18:32] k [964/1075] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [349/445] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 04:23:44 is removed from k's clock.
[12/17/25 09:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [410/445] has challenged idleClaw [540/1741] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:50:18 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/17/25 14:22:59] ngora [214/990] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [47/445] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:49:16 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/17/25 16:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [47/445] has challenged k [787/1075] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 01:48:40 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/17/25 17:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [197/445] has challenged k [520/1075] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:31:04 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/17/25 19:22:59] LeftShoe [934/1463] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [80/445] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 13:41:26 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/17/25 21:31:58] OMGWTFIdle! got demoted to the basement with a crappier coffee machine! OMGWTFIdle!'s coffee machine loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/25 01:10:18] OMGWTFIdle! cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:17 toward level 46.
[12/18/25 06:45:20] nax, feoh, and schizo [1113/2787] have team battled Savyna, OMGWTFIdle!, and port [993/1211] and won! 0 days, 05:26:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/25 05:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [79/441] has challenged k [322/1075] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:38:17 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/19/25 12:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [376/441] has challenged r0d3nt [1707/1740] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:04:35 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/19/25 19:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [197/441] has challenged reverend [115/488] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:09:54 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/20/25 07:22:59] dirmaster0 [1420/1565] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [26/441] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 15:29:29 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/20/25 18:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [269/441] has challenged ngora [36/970] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 06:22:28 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/20/25 20:23:00] Oo [941/961] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [57/441] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 01:47:04 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/20/25 21:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [337/441] has challenged r0d3nt [1190/1740] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:41:07 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/21/25 00:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [343/441] has challenged tinyredlantern [193/1319] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:15:44 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/21/25 03:22:40] OMGWTFIdle! suffered from too much line noise in their modem! OMGWTFIdle!'s modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/25 07:48:30] port [205/368] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [99/436] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from port's clock.
[12/21/25 19:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [337/436] has challenged Savyna [130/522] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:09:08 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/22/25 00:55:25] OMGWTFIdle! [142/436] has come upon Gopher [194/842] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 07:51:16 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/22/25 01:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [352/436] has challenged idleClaw [1636/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:46:53 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/22/25 04:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [320/436] has challenged feoh [300/1046] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:21 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/22/25 15:23:00] feoh [907/1046] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [58/436] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 08:00:28 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/22/25 23:23:28] OMGWTFIdle! [277/436] has challenged ctrl-c [732/1291] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:40:52 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/23/25 09:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [135/436] has challenged schizo [138/920] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 00:00:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/23/25 19:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [262/436] has challenged iamfoxy [741/1152] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:58:02 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/24/25 05:22:46] OMGWTFIdle! heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:10:27 from level 47.
[12/24/25 10:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [215/436] has challenged k [142/1080] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 02:44:35 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/24/25 10:55:22] Knuth looked upon OMGWTFIdle!, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 15:14:26 toward level 47.
[12/25/25 00:23:01] TheScryer [325/836] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [336/436] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:03:18 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/25/25 09:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [344/444] has challenged techDarko [338/967] and bruised them in combat! 1 day, 03:38:38 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/25/25 11:01:09] port [269/398] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [420/444] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to port's clock.
[12/25/25 23:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [181/444] has challenged dclaw [537/1213] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:35:55 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/26/25 03:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [369/444] has challenged Orville [627/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:54:40 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/26/25 15:11:18] nax, port, and feoh [1013/2285] have team battled r0d3nt, OMGWTFIdle!, and LeftShoe [539/3647] and won! 0 days, 01:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/25 22:12:58] port [241/398] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [390/444] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:26:53 is added to port's clock.
[12/26/25 22:22:59] ctrl-c [696/1253] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [372/444] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 20:58:53 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/26/25 23:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [395/444] has challenged port [203/398] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:02:43 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/27/25 01:35:02] OMGWTFIdle! [42/444] has come upon TheScryer [501/836] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:46 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/27/25 07:22:59] Gopher [725/842] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [76/444] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:27:09 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 15:22:10] dclaw, iamfoxy, Gopher, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/25 20:23:00] dirmaster0 [452/1565] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [244/444] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 23:08:35 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/28/25 01:23:01] Orville [286/790] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [333/444] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 01:05:06 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/28/25 04:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [98/444] has challenged ngora [11/818] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:10:53 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/28/25 06:23:01] techDarko [143/967] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [230/444] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:05:52 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/28/25 11:57:38] nax, Gopher, OMGWTFIdle!, and schizo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/25 12:13:57] OMGWTFIdle! [169/444] has come upon schizo [716/943] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:54 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/28/25 12:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [127/444] has challenged Orville [698/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:05 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/29/25 01:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [207/444] has challenged schizo [714/943] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:03 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/29/25 09:14:33] OMGWTFIdle! became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:41 toward level 47.
[12/29/25 20:40:22] OMGWTFIdle! [129/454] has come upon port [325/419] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:10:55 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/29/25 22:52:43] OMGWTFIdle! [223/454] has challenged LeftShoe [1339/1463] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:40:41 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/30/25 13:23:01] ngora [309/818] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [216/454] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 18:37:49 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/30/25 16:39:08] OMGWTFIdle! installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:26 toward level 48.
[12/30/25 18:32:45] OMGWTFIdle! was rooted by the NSA. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:59 from level 48.
[12/30/25 21:23:00] Oo [789/970] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [373/454] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:21:50 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/31/25 05:48:47] Orville, Oo, and r0d3nt [3102/3500] have team battled ngora, iamfoxy, and OMGWTFIdle! [2203/2222] and won! 0 days, 18:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/26 02:23:00] reverend [240/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [408/454] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:44:18 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/01/26 02:50:08] dclaw, nax, and tinyredlantern [2303/3379] have team battled feoh, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! [811/2045] and won! 8 days, 01:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/26 12:08:26] OMGWTFIdle! [317/454] has come upon ngora [86/818] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 10:30:57 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/01/26 15:11:23] schizo, Oo, and Gopher [773/2842] have team battled dirmaster0, OMGWTFIdle!, and iamfoxy [532/2985] and won! 0 days, 07:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/26 18:23:01] feoh [456/1046] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [68/454] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:20:04 is removed from feoh's clock.
[01/01/26 18:25:46] OMGWTFIdle! installed a rootkit on 160 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:47 toward level 48.
[01/01/26 23:23:00] Oo [514/970] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [64/454] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:11 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/02/26 05:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [25/454] has challenged Orville [623/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:41 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/02/26 16:44:47] OMGWTFIdle! got demoted to the basement with a crappier coffee machine! OMGWTFIdle!'s coffee machine loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/26 19:47:34] dubiago, feoh, and OMGWTFIdle! [653/2597] have team battled port, TheScryer, and LeftShoe [2057/2880] and lost! 0 days, 18:21:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/26 04:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [440/450] has challenged nax_ [68/764] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:13:58 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/03/26 07:14:25] nax_ [551/764] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [387/450] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:46:55 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/04/26 03:14:27] OMGWTFIdle! installed a rootkit on 220 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:23 toward level 48.
[01/04/26 03:57:10] OMGWTFIdle!, schizo, ngora, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/26 09:23:01] iamfoxy [700/971] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [355/450] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:28:42 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/04/26 22:09:08] dubiago, techDarko, OMGWTFIdle!, and feoh have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/04/26 23:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [421/450] has challenged idleClaw [69/1741] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:25:22 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/05/26 07:23:00] nax_ [720/764] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [68/450] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:20 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/05/26 12:23:00] reverend [536/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [174/450] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:34 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/05/26 13:04:30] OMGWTFIdle! [208/450] has challenged dubiago [673/1101] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:10:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/05/26 23:22:59] feoh [100/1046] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [30/450] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 01:51:24 is removed from feoh's clock.
[01/06/26 02:23:01] nax_ [281/764] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [101/450] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:21 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/06/26 02:23:01] In the fierce battle, OMGWTFIdle! dropped their 2048 kbps ADSL modem! nax_ picks it up, tossing their old 1792 kbps ADSL modem to OMGWTFIdle!
[01/06/26 03:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [141/449] has challenged reverend [353/545] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:42:13 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/06/26 08:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [159/449] has challenged port [408/552] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:57:24 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/06/26 18:23:01] TheScryer [115/865] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [174/449] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:21:04 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[01/06/26 20:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [305/449] has challenged TheScryer [624/865] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:10:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/06/26 22:23:01] dirmaster0 [52/1565] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [228/449] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 21:51:28 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/07/26 00:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [441/449] has challenged dclaw [328/1213] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 23:12:32 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/07/26 04:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [77/449] has challenged Gopher [700/929] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:54:52 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/07/26 17:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [302/449] has challenged iamfoxy [226/941] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 21:11:50 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/08/26 11:47:24] OMGWTFIdle! got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:50 toward level 49.
[01/08/26 15:22:35] OMGWTFIdle! accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:33 toward level 49.
[01/08/26 15:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [198/449] has challenged dubiago [546/1095] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:20:26 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/08/26 16:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [158/449] has challenged Oo [527/970] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:28 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/08/26 20:23:01] nax_ [632/765] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [409/449] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 12:45:23 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/09/26 05:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [114/449] has challenged tinyredlantern [155/1333] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:22:07 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/09/26 14:11:55] OMGWTFIdle! reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:19 toward level 49.
[01/09/26 17:23:00] dclaw [481/1213] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [148/449] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 08:27:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/09/26 17:23:00] dclaw has dealt OMGWTFIdle! a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:16:14 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/09/26 19:09:23] OMGWTFIdle! started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:33 from level 49.
[01/10/26 07:23:01] dclaw [624/1213] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [17/449] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 22:18:47 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/10/26 10:23:00] nax [698/839] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [187/449] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:14:09 is removed from nax's clock.
[01/11/26 02:20:52] OMGWTFIdle!, techDarko, and dubiago [2498/2515] have team battled k, r0d3nt, and Oo [695/3992] and won! 0 days, 05:47:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/26 16:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [209/449] has challenged nax_ [526/765] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:12 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/11/26 18:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [12/449] has challenged k [1158/1282] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:53:22 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/12/26 07:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [184/449] has challenged feoh [909/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:36 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/12/26 08:13:23] OMGWTFIdle!, ctrl-c, and ngora [2210/2523] have team battled k, port, and TheScryer [998/2700] and won! 0 days, 11:34:02 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/26 12:51:07] OMGWTFIdle! cracked Bill Gates' password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:52 toward level 49.
[01/12/26 13:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [22/449] has challenged TheScryer [158/865] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:40:00 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/13/26 07:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [253/449] has challenged iamfoxy [601/957] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:44 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/13/26 08:39:55] dubiago, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [1471/4313] have team battled Gopher, feoh, and OMGWTFIdle! [659/2419] and won! 3 days, 22:11:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/26 21:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [68/449] has challenged feoh [431/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:04 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/13/26 22:23:00] dubiago [78/1095] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [436/449] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:12:29 is added to dubiago's clock.
[01/14/26 01:25:03] dubiago, dclaw, OMGWTFIdle!, and Orville have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/26 11:26:51] OMGWTFIdle! [91/449] has challenged Orville [414/790] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/14/26 11:32:21] OMGWTFIdle! got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:32 from level 50.
[01/14/26 12:50:35] OMGWTFIdle! learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:46 toward level 50.
[01/14/26 13:47:49] OMGWTFIdle! cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:23 toward level 50.
[01/14/26 14:22:59] tinyredlantern [1330/1333] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [213/449] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:50 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/14/26 19:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [157/449] has challenged Orville [187/790] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:45:59 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/14/26 23:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [193/449] has challenged Gopher [64/924] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:20:05 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/14/26 23:22:59] In the fierce battle, Gopher dropped their level 61 wireless card! OMGWTFIdle! picks it up, tossing their old level 30 wireless card to Gopher
[01/15/26 04:23:00] schizo [515/943] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [376/480] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 10:22:06 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/16/26 00:22:59] schizo [252/943] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [183/480] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 02:46:42 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/16/26 06:28:10] dubiago, OMGWTFIdle!, port, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/26 08:01:29] OMGWTFIdle! watched meatspin for 100 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:22 from level 50.
[01/16/26 20:30:13] OMGWTFIdle! was rooted by Iranians. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:03 from level 50.
[01/17/26 00:26:39] TheScryer, nax_, and dclaw [1050/2855] have team battled Orville, schizo, and OMGWTFIdle! [27/2219] and won! 2 days, 14:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/26 02:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [469/480] has challenged feoh [847/1055] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:44:14 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/17/26 13:18:37] ctrl-c, iamfoxy, and port [616/2793] have team battled reverend, Oo, and OMGWTFIdle! [325/1995] and won! 0 days, 01:54:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/26 13:22:59] Orville [787/796] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [396/480] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:07:52 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/17/26 20:23:00] TheScryer [447/865] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [15/480] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 13:54:45 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/17/26 23:40:41] OMGWTFIdle! pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 6 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:09 toward level 50.
[01/18/26 02:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [130/480] has challenged dubiago [380/1095] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:03:55 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/18/26 05:50:01] OMGWTFIdle! reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:13 toward level 50.
[01/18/26 06:23:01] nax_ [297/765] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [307/480] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 08:33:14 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/18/26 17:23:01] reverend [178/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [381/480] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:27:47 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/18/26 18:23:01] dclaw [499/1229] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [317/480] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:23 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/18/26 22:31:34] OMGWTFIdle! [92/480] has come upon TheScryer [729/865] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:48:42 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/19/26 05:22:59] nax [665/839] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [314/480] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 21:07:30 is removed from nax's clock.
[01/19/26 05:25:35] OMGWTFIdle! reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:57 toward level 50.
[01/19/26 11:44:23] port [210/600] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [32/480] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:43:14 is removed from port's clock.
[01/19/26 13:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [345/480] has challenged tinyredlantern [422/1333] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:31:01 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/19/26 23:43:37] schizo, port, and TheScryer [1275/2408] have team battled Oo, OMGWTFIdle!, and techDarko [595/2421] and won! 0 days, 07:27:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/26 06:22:58] OMGWTFIdle! started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:40:36 from level 50.
[01/20/26 10:23:01] feoh [224/1055] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [472/480] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:07:08 is added to feoh's clock.
[01/20/26 14:00:01] OMGWTFIdle! [414/480] has come upon reverend [260/549] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:33 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/21/26 06:00:12] port [304/600] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [336/480] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to port's clock.
[01/21/26 09:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [193/480] has challenged feoh [650/1055] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:26:35 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/21/26 11:10:43] LeftShoe, techDarko, and reverend [1779/3008] have team battled OMGWTFIdle!, dclaw, and dubiago [636/2835] and won! 0 days, 03:01:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/22/26 01:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [361/480] has challenged TheScryer [724/865] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:34:09 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/22/26 02:23:00] iamfoxy [84/961] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [438/480] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:11:45 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[01/22/26 06:23:01] LeftShoe [96/1478] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [385/480] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:51:21 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[01/23/26 05:28:23] OMGWTFIdle! [226/480] has come upon iamfoxy [848/961] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:51:06 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/23/26 05:28:32] iamfoxy [383/961] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [381/480] and chaffed them in combat! 2 days, 00:29:18 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/23/26 05:28:59] OMGWTFIdle! [441/480] has come upon iamfoxy [109/961] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:47:22 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/23/26 16:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [424/480] has challenged dirmaster0 [1565/1588] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:39:44 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/24/26 02:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [341/480] has challenged nax_ [340/765] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 14:30:48 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/24/26 17:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [219/480] has challenged LeftShoe [1018/1478] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 13:26:54 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/24/26 23:23:01] k [58/1294] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [338/480] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:28:39 is added to k's clock.
[01/25/26 00:22:59] Gopher [872/893] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [357/480] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:05:43 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/25/26 02:23:01] iamfoxy [146/961] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [121/480] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 10:53:04 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/25/26 04:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [318/480] has challenged TheScryer [211/880] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:12 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/25/26 09:31:56] OMGWTFIdle! [407/480] has come upon LeftShoe [404/1478] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:39 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/25/26 21:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [427/480] has challenged LeftShoe [445/1478] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 15:09:31 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/26/26 06:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [190/480] has challenged k [1062/1294] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:50:55 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/26/26 09:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [114/480] has challenged dirmaster0 [1428/1588] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:28:19 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/26/26 16:32:44] OMGWTFIdle! bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $152. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:15 toward level 50.
[01/27/26 03:04:00] dubiago, OMGWTFIdle!, nax_, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/26 08:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [282/492] has challenged nax [645/936] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:37:17 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/27/26 10:52:55] OMGWTFIdle! uninstalled all 11 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:02 toward level 50.
[01/27/26 14:23:00] LeftShoe [890/1478] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [19/492] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 01:24:51 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[01/28/26 05:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [451/492] has challenged ctrl-c [1172/1253] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/28/26 13:14:19] OMGWTFIdle! [288/492] has come upon k [460/1294] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:57:34 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/28/26 20:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [344/492] has challenged dclaw [1041/1243] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:06 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/28/26 20:29:58] OMGWTFIdle! [173/492] has come upon dirmaster0 [1424/1634] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:52:47 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/29/26 01:22:59] TheScryer [712/880] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [218/492] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:02:44 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/29/26 08:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [111/492] has challenged nax [211/936] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:27:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/29/26 14:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [117/492] has challenged port [446/600] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:42 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/29/26 15:23:01] schizo [687/943] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [134/492] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:46:00 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/29/26 23:22:59] k [587/1294] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [430/492] and overpowered them in combat! 17 days, 09:03:25 is removed from k's clock.
[01/30/26 00:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [442/492] has challenged Orville [548/796] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:02:06 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/30/26 14:41:27] iamfoxy, reverend, and nax [947/2467] have team battled Oo, ctrl-c, and OMGWTFIdle! [2323/2710] and lost! 0 days, 19:48:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/26 18:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [27/492] has challenged techDarko [800/971] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:53:20 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/01/26 03:17:03] OMGWTFIdle! gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:08 from level 50.
[02/01/26 10:27:11] OMGWTFIdle! [399/492] has come upon tinyredlantern [680/1333] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:00 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/01/26 10:27:41] OMGWTFIdle! [263/492] has come upon tinyredlantern [195/1333] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 15:33:27 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/01/26 12:22:59] k [237/1294] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [263/492] but is battered in combat! 11 days, 12:21:15 is added to k's clock.
[02/01/26 22:02:09] OMGWTFIdle! [7/492] has come upon tinyredlantern [1084/1333] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:19:02 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/01/26 22:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [71/492] has challenged Savyna [483/557] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:15 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/02/26 07:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [216/492] has challenged iamfoxy [31/961] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:15:52 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/02/26 13:22:59] Oo [82/965] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [0/492] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:56 is removed from Oo's clock.
[02/02/26 16:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [74/492] has challenged reverend [564/575] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/02/26 19:23:00] Oo [601/958] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [37/492] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:32:50 is removed from Oo's clock.
[02/02/26 20:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [219/492] has challenged dclaw [893/1222] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:36 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/03/26 01:23:00] feoh [555/1055] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [4/492] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 06:17:30 is removed from feoh's clock.
[02/03/26 03:22:22] schizo [835/943] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [45/492] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 17:17:29 is removed from schizo's clock.
[02/03/26 04:36:56] OMGWTFIdle! [57/492] has challenged Gopher [417/847] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:58:59 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/03/26 06:08:32] OMGWTFIdle! uninstalled all 10 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:54 toward level 51.
[02/03/26 09:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [145/492] has challenged r0d3nt [99/1657] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 20:12:59 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/03/26 10:22:59] reverend [522/575] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [328/492] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:06 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/03/26 15:23:01] feoh [116/1055] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [416/492] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:27:24 is added to feoh's clock.
[02/03/26 21:08:35] nax [177/936] has come upon OMGWTFIdle! [171/492] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:22 is removed from nax's clock.
[02/04/26 02:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [90/494] has challenged techDarko [841/971] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 17:47:38 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.