User: Orville
Class: Exploratory Class
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 48
Next level: 9 days, 10:18:51
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Tue Oct 28 18:20:13 2025
Last login: Tue Oct 28 18:20:13 2025
Total time idled: 58 days, 03:34:49
Current position: [161,23]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 43
boots: 65
charm: 189f
gloves: 51
helm: 38
leggings: 39
ring: 56a
shield: 80
tunic: 38
weapon: 191 [Cane of Blind Rage]
sum: 790
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 04:41:16
quit: None
total: 0 days, 04:41:16
[10/28/25 19:10:54] Orville [5/13] has challenged r0d3nt [561/1696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:20 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/28/25 22:51:33] Orville [11/56] has come upon dclaw [178/1097] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:09:57 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/28/25 23:42:55] Orville [10/59] has challenged schizo [718/722] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:18 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 03:19:18] Orville [57/85] has challenged idleClaw [156/1697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 04:05:47] Orville [44/85] has come upon techDarko [92/843] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:11:38 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 07:00:19] Orville [15/95] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [264/301] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 07:40:03] nax [713/893] has come upon Orville [74/95] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:26 is removed from nax's clock.
[10/29/25 09:16:12] Orville [97/104] has challenged iamfoxy [251/1128] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:18:47 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 18:01:57] Orville [39/134] has challenged Gopher [485/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/30/25 13:32:42] Orville [151/163] has challenged ctrl-c [124/1192] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:28 is removed from Orville's clock.
[10/30/25 13:32:42] Orville has dealt ctrl-c a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:19:22 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/30/25 19:11:59] Orville [65/183] has challenged Oo [49/944] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 02:09:13] Orville [195/201] has challenged dclaw [568/1097] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:59 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 13:31:11] Orville [96/214] has challenged ngora [928/1188] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:26:44 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 15:23:00] Gopher [498/662] has challenged Orville [164/214] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/01/25 02:35:56] Orville [227/228] has challenged dubiago [712/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/01/25 06:01:34] tinyredlantern [979/1321] has come upon Orville [162/228] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:25 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/01/25 16:54:24] Orville [243/254] has challenged iamfoxy [907/1128] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/02/25 05:23:00] schizo [384/722] has challenged Orville [84/254] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:43 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/02/25 07:31:58] Orville, r0d3nt, and ngora [1040/3138] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and nax [316/2754] and won! 0 days, 00:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/25 07:58:00] Orville [253/278] has challenged dirmaster0 [395/1623] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:49:02 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/02/25 12:44:53] Orville bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $69. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:11 toward level 32.
[11/02/25 13:44:36] Orville worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:45 toward level 32.
[11/02/25 16:03:05] Orville became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:44 toward level 32.
[11/03/25 00:49:13] Orville [91/278] has challenged feoh [541/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/03/25 01:22:59] dubiago [596/1063] has challenged Orville [184/278] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:37:30 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/03/25 22:57:39] Orville [255/285] has challenged dclaw [788/1097] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:36 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/04/25 12:30:53] Orville found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:19 toward level 34.
[11/04/25 22:23:00] nax [112/900] has challenged Orville [82/285] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 18:26:13 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/05/25 01:05:59] Orville [61/318] has challenged techDarko [514/843] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:25 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/05/25 10:23:01] LeftShoe [1197/1383] has challenged Orville [45/318] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 02:55:40 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/05/25 16:23:00] Gopher [100/688] has challenged Orville [5/318] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/05/25 22:23:00] dubiago [311/1063] has challenged Orville [207/318] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:48 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/06/25 08:26:47] Orville [54/335] has challenged ctrl-c [65/1192] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/07/25 19:36:28] Orville [264/370] has challenged dubiago [888/1063] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/07/25 20:10:01] dubiago [189/1063] has challenged Orville [369/370] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/08/25 09:22:59] r0d3nt [1346/1696] has challenged Orville [39/370] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 04:54:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/08/25 23:22:59] dubiago [1034/1063] has challenged Orville [244/370] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 20:59:45 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/09/25 05:35:13] Knuth looked upon Orville, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 02:12:57 toward level 37.
[11/09/25 09:41:37] TheScryer [761/841] has come upon Orville [312/370] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:47 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/09/25 10:17:44] Orville [155/374] has challenged nax [274/900] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:03:56 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/09/25 11:12:07] ngora, dubiago, and Orville [1297/2645] have team battled Oo, r0d3nt, and reverend [843/3044] and won! 0 days, 09:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/25 23:18:16] Orville, schizo, and dirmaster0 [1810/2799] have team battled r0d3nt, dclaw, and nax [1230/3688] and won! 0 days, 04:52:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/25 02:22:59] k [401/1054] has challenged Orville [335/374] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:29 is removed from k's clock.
[11/10/25 07:23:00] schizo [120/798] has challenged Orville [267/374] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 22:45:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[11/10/25 18:48:19] Orville [19/401] has challenged k [622/1054] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:19 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/10/25 23:48:45] Orville [268/401] has come upon Gopher [498/688] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:19:22 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/11/25 01:22:59] dirmaster0 [390/1627] has challenged Orville [33/401] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 04:16:51 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/11/25 22:23:01] LeftShoe [231/1388] has challenged Orville [173/570] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 00:12:00 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/12/25 11:23:01] dclaw [6/1096] has challenged Orville [197/570] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:32:37 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/12/25 11:46:02] Orville [63/570] has challenged nax_ [449/837] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:43 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/12/25 17:57:44] Orville [414/570] has come upon ngora [286/1208] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:58:03 is removed from Orville's clock.
[11/12/25 17:57:44] In the fierce battle, ngora dropped his/her/its level 191 world's first actual quantum wireless card! Orville picks it up, tossing their old level 34 wireless card to ngora
[11/13/25 05:22:59] techDarko [255/858] has challenged Orville [61/727] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:30 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/13/25 07:27:23] techDarko, nax_, and ngora [1646/2648] have team battled Orville, Oo, and tinyredlantern [1499/3042] and won! 0 days, 04:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/25 08:16:15] Orville had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! Orville's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/25 09:23:01] iamfoxy [381/1155] has challenged Orville [355/723] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 11:35:57 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[11/13/25 12:23:00] Gopher [170/766] has challenged Orville [436/723] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/13/25 23:59:39] techDarko [493/858] has challenged Orville [438/723] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 20:33:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/14/25 13:22:31] Orville [5/726] has challenged ngora [451/1036] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:31:03 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/15/25 08:22:59] tinyredlantern [812/1321] has challenged Orville [157/726] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 14:13:19 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/15/25 11:40:19] reverend [3/426] has challenged Orville [456/726] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/15/25 21:47:56] Orville, ngora, TheScryer, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/25 05:00:45] LeftShoe [646/1388] has come upon Orville [166/726] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:23 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/16/25 07:04:06] Orville added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:23 toward level 41.
[11/16/25 10:22:59] Gopher [264/766] has challenged Orville [561/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/16/25 14:23:01] nax [381/900] has challenged Orville [709/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:22:01 is added to nax's clock.
[11/17/25 03:22:59] nax [225/900] has challenged Orville [528/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:13 is added to nax's clock.
[11/17/25 05:46:35] Orville [365/742] has challenged Oo [778/994] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/17/25 22:23:01] TheScryer [223/867] has challenged Orville [72/742] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:56:09 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/18/25 11:23:01] nax_ [268/754] has challenged Orville [630/742] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:35 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/19/25 05:22:59] ctrl-c [590/1192] has challenged Orville [721/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:17:18 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/19/25 06:23:01] nax [313/900] has challenged Orville [468/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:43:13 is added to nax's clock.
[11/19/25 13:23:00] ctrl-c [609/1192] has challenged Orville [424/742] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:01 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/20/25 00:53:50] Gopher [401/766] has come upon Orville [595/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:28:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/20/25 06:48:17] schizo [102/881] has come upon Orville [17/742] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:34:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/20/25 17:24:38] Orville [5/752] has challenged Oo [836/994] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/21/25 06:23:01] TheScryer [43/814] has challenged Orville [191/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:21:33 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[11/21/25 15:23:00] Gopher [42/782] has challenged Orville [210/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:17:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/22/25 00:22:59] r0d3nt [823/1696] has challenged Orville [459/752] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:41 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/22/25 22:45:04] Orville [495/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [1251/1321] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:40:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/23/25 05:08:47] Orville, TheScryer, and reverend [1864/2047] have team battled tinyredlantern, nax_, and techDarko [1375/2943] and won! 0 days, 02:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/25 06:23:00] Oo [586/994] has challenged Orville [81/752] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:23:58 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/25/25 00:23:01] Oo [970/994] has challenged Orville [206/752] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 04:20:43 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/25/25 17:59:08] Orville installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:25 toward level 44.
[11/25/25 18:23:01] dubiago [439/1069] has challenged Orville [261/752] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:01:32 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/26/25 07:22:59] techDarko [127/966] has challenged Orville [480/752] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:38 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/26/25 10:22:59] dubiago [638/1069] has challenged Orville [335/752] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:07:43 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/26/25 12:23:01] nax [382/792] has challenged Orville [401/752] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 04:36:16 is added to nax's clock.
[11/26/25 23:46:35] Orville [6/752] has come upon Gopher [587/782] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/27/25 16:24:50] r0d3nt, OMGWTFIdle!, and schizo [1034/2965] have team battled dubiago, Orville, and ctrl-c [2582/3057] and lost! 0 days, 16:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/25 17:04:17] Orville [766/769] has challenged tinyredlantern [1150/1321] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:08:35 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/27/25 17:23:01] TheScryer [173/836] has challenged Orville [479/769] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:35:59 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[11/27/25 23:15:52] Orville founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:36 toward level 45.
[11/28/25 00:23:01] nax_ [414/764] has challenged Orville [177/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:26:59 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[11/28/25 08:22:59] techDarko [70/966] has challenged Orville [409/769] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:01 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/29/25 05:23:01] TheScryer [236/836] has challenged Orville [158/769] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:27:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/30/25 07:23:01] dubiago [62/1069] has challenged Orville [343/769] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:09:21 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/30/25 08:23:00] ctrl-c [872/1236] has challenged Orville [542/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:13:02 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/30/25 11:32:05] Orville [643/769] has come upon Gopher [441/782] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:24 is removed from Orville's clock.
[11/30/25 18:27:29] Orville, schizo, nax, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/25 22:23:00] r0d3nt [1470/1696] has challenged Orville [719/769] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 08:19:11 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/01/25 04:24:15] ctrl-c [1117/1236] has come upon Orville [21/769] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:51 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/01/25 05:22:33] ctrl-c, schizo, and Orville [1801/2905] have team battled LeftShoe, dubiago, and k [2108/3587] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/25 16:59:08] Orville, tinyredlantern, and dclaw [1991/3139] have team battled dirmaster0, schizo, and ctrl-c [1748/3763] and won! 0 days, 03:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/25 08:05:46] Orville [294/769] has challenged ctrl-c [581/1236] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/02/25 13:23:01] schizo [395/900] has challenged Orville [15/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:00:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/03/25 07:22:59] Orville [554/769] has challenged nax_ [605/764] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:46:25 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/03/25 11:23:01] feoh [279/1012] has challenged Orville [428/769] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:55:26 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/03/25 16:22:59] Orville [469/769] has challenged feoh [564/1012] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:23:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/03/25 17:23:00] ctrl-c [365/1236] has challenged Orville [0/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:36 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/03/25 19:23:00] Gopher [456/826] has challenged Orville [257/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:55:08 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/04/25 14:23:00] Orville [677/769] has challenged Oo [66/994] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:39:19 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/04/25 17:55:10] Orville fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:39 from level 46.
[12/04/25 19:23:01] iamfoxy [881/1152] has challenged Orville [443/769] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:07:33 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[12/04/25 19:23:01] iamfoxy has dealt Orville a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:58:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/04/25 21:23:01] Orville [41/769] has challenged reverend [321/488] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:28 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/05/25 06:22:59] Orville [190/769] has challenged Oo [625/994] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/05/25 06:36:28] Oo, r0d3nt, and nax_ [2958/3498] have team battled Orville, dubiago, and tinyredlantern [1307/3159] and won! 1 day, 17:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/25 16:23:01] Orville [599/769] has challenged ctrl-c [901/1236] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:30:33 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/06/25 11:22:59] LeftShoe [1198/1456] has challenged Orville [597/769] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 04:43:05 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/06/25 17:22:46] Orville, k, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/25 23:54:08] feoh, k, and dubiago [570/3148] have team battled Orville, iamfoxy, and Oo [1190/2915] and lost! 0 days, 17:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/25 06:55:44] Orville installed a rootkit on 1207 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:00 toward level 46.
[12/07/25 13:23:00] LeftShoe [1361/1456] has challenged Orville [83/769] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 07:10:48 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/07/25 17:20:10] Orville, schizo, dirmaster0, and reverend have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/25 17:22:59] dubiago [267/1069] has challenged Orville [207/769] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:59 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/08/25 12:22:59] feoh [230/1045] has challenged Orville [217/769] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:13 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/08/25 19:27:21] Orville accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:16 toward level 46.
[12/09/25 06:10:15] Orville, k, and ctrl-c [2258/3127] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Gopher [3199/3392] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/25 07:23:01] Orville [476/769] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [0/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:48 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 08:19:15] Orville realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:30 from level 46.
[12/09/25 08:50:34] Orville [82/769] has come upon r0d3nt [340/1740] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:48 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 19:23:01] Orville [228/769] has challenged Gopher [545/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:35 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 22:22:59] Orville [455/769] has challenged Gopher [789/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/10/25 03:22:59] Oo [748/961] has challenged Orville [244/769] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:00 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/10/25 06:23:01] Orville [182/769] has challenged idleClaw [218/1741] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:58:41 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/10/25 14:23:01] Orville [622/769] has challenged dirmaster0 [196/1597] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:34:57 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 07:23:00] Orville [622/769] has challenged ctrl-c [69/1291] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:55 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 12:22:59] dirmaster0 [422/1565] has challenged Orville [632/769] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 17:33:57 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/11/25 15:22:43] Orville 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:19 toward level 46.
[12/11/25 15:41:27] Orville [633/769] has challenged dclaw [576/1061] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 12:54:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 21:23:00] TheScryer [743/836] has challenged Orville [591/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:22:12 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/11/25 22:49:59] Orville, iamfoxy, and reverend [551/2409] have team battled k, dclaw, and feoh [1294/3173] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/25 00:23:01] dirmaster0 [229/1565] has challenged Orville [619/769] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:25:44 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/12/25 01:23:01] dclaw [535/1061] has challenged Orville [459/769] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 01:38:56 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/12/25 08:23:00] Orville [443/769] has challenged idleClaw [362/1741] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:25:35 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/12/25 11:23:01] Orville [646/769] has challenged Oo [246/961] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:42 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/12/25 20:22:59] Orville [731/769] has challenged techDarko [202/966] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:24:45 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 02:32:34] Orville got all retro and played Zaxxon all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:07 from level 47.
[12/13/25 10:11:57] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted Orville on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 1 day, 04:43:08 from level 47.
[12/13/25 16:22:59] Orville [311/769] has challenged idleClaw [1278/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 07:17:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 18:17:19] Orville [690/769] has come upon techDarko [43/966] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:38 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 18:22:59] feoh [111/1045] has challenged Orville [111/769] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 1 day, 22:51:53 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/13/25 21:23:01] Oo [770/961] has challenged Orville [439/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:54 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/13/25 22:23:01] feoh [350/1045] has challenged Orville [629/769] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:11 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/14/25 03:22:59] TheScryer [729/836] has challenged Orville [279/769] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:29:00 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/14/25 05:53:35] schizo [527/900] has challenged Orville [767/769] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/14/25 10:23:01] Orville [411/769] has challenged TheScryer [424/836] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 13:48:26 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 14:23:01] Orville [514/769] has challenged Gopher [813/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 16:07:29] Orville, feoh, iamfoxy, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/25 16:23:00] Orville [753/769] has challenged iamfoxy [184/1152] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:47 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 18:23:01] schizo [171/900] has challenged Orville [670/769] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:27:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/14/25 18:31:53] Orville suffered from too much line noise in their modem! Orville's level 210 megabyte modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/25 19:23:00] Orville [688/748] has challenged dclaw [803/1061] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:55:27 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 21:26:47] Orville got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:55 toward level 47.
[12/15/25 06:23:01] Oo [243/961] has challenged Orville [342/748] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:36:25 is added to Oo's clock.
[12/15/25 13:40:06] tinyredlantern [1272/1313] has challenged Orville [259/748] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 22:19:12 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/15/25 14:23:00] Orville [540/748] has challenged nax [175/829] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:20 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/15/25 20:28:09] port [2/3] has challenged Orville [642/748] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to port's clock.
[12/16/25 02:22:59] r0d3nt [799/1740] has challenged Orville [48/748] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:13:51 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/16/25 09:23:01] Orville [20/748] has challenged Gopher [174/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:22:53 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/16/25 20:22:59] Orville [43/748] has challenged feoh [702/1045] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:03:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/16/25 23:05:51] nax [497/829] has come upon Orville [171/748] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:19 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/17/25 03:23:00] Orville [374/748] has challenged nax [178/829] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:49 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/17/25 14:12:49] Orville installed a rootkit on 351 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:02 toward level 47.
[12/17/25 23:06:03] Orville [289/748] has challenged feoh [782/1045] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 07:47:47] Orville cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:36 toward level 48.
[12/18/25 08:55:08] Orville [530/748] has come upon techDarko [499/966] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 12:28:54 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 16:46:11] Orville upgraded their CPU's fan and cooling system! Orville's processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/25 19:22:59] Orville [150/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [555/1319] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:53:27 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 21:24:22] Orville ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:56 from level 48.
[12/18/25 22:28:48] schizo [269/906] has come upon Orville [391/752] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 00:45:44 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/19/25 13:42:13] k, dubiago, and reverend [1834/2664] have team battled Orville, schizo, and Savyna [1826/2180] and won! 0 days, 13:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/25 17:23:01] Orville [217/752] has challenged r0d3nt [254/1740] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:40:18 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/20/25 15:23:01] r0d3nt [513/1740] has challenged Orville [748/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:44:53 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[12/20/25 21:22:30] Orville pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 8 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:31 toward level 48.
[12/21/25 01:22:59] feoh [684/1046] has challenged Orville [81/752] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 12:33:48 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/21/25 14:23:43] Orville became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:57 toward level 48.
[12/21/25 22:23:01] Orville [194/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [976/1319] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:34:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/22/25 20:22:59] Orville [103/752] has challenged ngora [405/970] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:43:43 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 00:11:38] port [387/398] has challenged Orville [454/752] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to port's clock.
[12/23/25 09:32:10] Orville [700/752] has come upon Savyna [397/522] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:30:42 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 10:23:00] ctrl-c [617/1291] has challenged Orville [732/752] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 06:18:33 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/23/25 10:36:52] Orville [510/752] has come upon ctrl-c [69/1291] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:01:39 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 10:36:52] In the fierce battle, ctrl-c dropped their 256 TiB of RAM! Orville picks it up, tossing their old 512 MiB RAM to ctrl-c
[12/23/25 15:16:42] nax, tinyredlantern, Orville, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/25 21:23:00] Orville [101/790] has challenged Savyna [18/530] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:08 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/24/25 04:22:59] Orville [683/790] has challenged dubiago [145/1101] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:35 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/24/25 09:23:01] Savyna [184/530] has challenged Orville [407/790] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:54:40 is added to Savyna's clock.
[12/24/25 12:10:02] Orville [636/790] has come upon feoh [342/1046] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:18 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/25/25 09:15:28] Orville [263/790] has challenged feoh [604/1046] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:02:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/25/25 14:23:00] TheScryer [5/836] has challenged Orville [596/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:45 is added to TheScryer's clock.