User: Orville
Class: Exploratory Class
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 52
Next level: 3 days, 13:42:11
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Tue Oct 28 18:20:13 2025
Last login: Tue Oct 28 18:20:13 2025
Total time idled: 105 days, 18:48:00
Current position: [75,295]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 43
boots: 65
charm: 189f
gloves: 57
helm: 38
leggings: 100b
ring: 56a
shield: 80
tunic: 38
weapon: 191 [Cane of Blind Rage]
sum: 857
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 21:24:01
quit: None
total: 0 days, 21:24:01
[10/28/25 19:10:54] Orville [5/13] has challenged r0d3nt [561/1696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:20 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/28/25 22:51:33] Orville [11/56] has come upon dclaw [178/1097] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:09:57 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/28/25 23:42:55] Orville [10/59] has challenged schizo [718/722] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:18 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 03:19:18] Orville [57/85] has challenged idleClaw [156/1697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:09:15 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 04:05:47] Orville [44/85] has come upon techDarko [92/843] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:11:38 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 07:00:19] Orville [15/95] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [264/301] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 07:40:03] nax [713/893] has come upon Orville [74/95] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:12:26 is removed from nax's clock.
[10/29/25 09:16:12] Orville [97/104] has challenged iamfoxy [251/1128] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:18:47 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/29/25 18:01:57] Orville [39/134] has challenged Gopher [485/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/30/25 13:32:42] Orville [151/163] has challenged ctrl-c [124/1192] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:28 is removed from Orville's clock.
[10/30/25 13:32:42] Orville has dealt ctrl-c a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:19:22 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/30/25 19:11:59] Orville [65/183] has challenged Oo [49/944] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 02:09:13] Orville [195/201] has challenged dclaw [568/1097] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:11:59 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 13:31:11] Orville [96/214] has challenged ngora [928/1188] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:26:44 is added to Orville's clock.
[10/31/25 15:23:00] Gopher [498/662] has challenged Orville [164/214] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:13 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/01/25 02:35:56] Orville [227/228] has challenged dubiago [712/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/01/25 06:01:34] tinyredlantern [979/1321] has come upon Orville [162/228] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:25 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/01/25 16:54:24] Orville [243/254] has challenged iamfoxy [907/1128] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/02/25 05:23:00] schizo [384/722] has challenged Orville [84/254] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:43 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/02/25 07:31:58] Orville, r0d3nt, and ngora [1040/3138] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and nax [316/2754] and won! 0 days, 00:06:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/25 07:58:00] Orville [253/278] has challenged dirmaster0 [395/1623] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:49:02 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/02/25 12:44:53] Orville bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $69. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:11 toward level 32.
[11/02/25 13:44:36] Orville worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:45 toward level 32.
[11/02/25 16:03:05] Orville became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:44 toward level 32.
[11/03/25 00:49:13] Orville [91/278] has challenged feoh [541/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:53:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/03/25 01:22:59] dubiago [596/1063] has challenged Orville [184/278] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:37:30 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/03/25 22:57:39] Orville [255/285] has challenged dclaw [788/1097] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:36 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/04/25 12:30:53] Orville found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:19 toward level 34.
[11/04/25 22:23:00] nax [112/900] has challenged Orville [82/285] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 18:26:13 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/05/25 01:05:59] Orville [61/318] has challenged techDarko [514/843] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:25 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/05/25 10:23:01] LeftShoe [1197/1383] has challenged Orville [45/318] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 02:55:40 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/05/25 16:23:00] Gopher [100/688] has challenged Orville [5/318] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:59:02 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/05/25 22:23:00] dubiago [311/1063] has challenged Orville [207/318] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:48 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/06/25 08:26:47] Orville [54/335] has challenged ctrl-c [65/1192] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 05:06:31 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/07/25 19:36:28] Orville [264/370] has challenged dubiago [888/1063] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:39 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/07/25 20:10:01] dubiago [189/1063] has challenged Orville [369/370] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/08/25 09:22:59] r0d3nt [1346/1696] has challenged Orville [39/370] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 04:54:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/08/25 23:22:59] dubiago [1034/1063] has challenged Orville [244/370] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 20:59:45 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/09/25 05:35:13] Knuth looked upon Orville, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 02:12:57 toward level 37.
[11/09/25 09:41:37] TheScryer [761/841] has come upon Orville [312/370] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:47 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/09/25 10:17:44] Orville [155/374] has challenged nax [274/900] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:03:56 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/09/25 11:12:07] ngora, dubiago, and Orville [1297/2645] have team battled Oo, r0d3nt, and reverend [843/3044] and won! 0 days, 09:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/25 23:18:16] Orville, schizo, and dirmaster0 [1810/2799] have team battled r0d3nt, dclaw, and nax [1230/3688] and won! 0 days, 04:52:30 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/25 02:22:59] k [401/1054] has challenged Orville [335/374] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 10:39:29 is removed from k's clock.
[11/10/25 07:23:00] schizo [120/798] has challenged Orville [267/374] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 22:45:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[11/10/25 18:48:19] Orville [19/401] has challenged k [622/1054] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:19 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/10/25 23:48:45] Orville [268/401] has come upon Gopher [498/688] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:19:22 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/11/25 01:22:59] dirmaster0 [390/1627] has challenged Orville [33/401] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 04:16:51 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/11/25 22:23:01] LeftShoe [231/1388] has challenged Orville [173/570] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 00:12:00 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/12/25 11:23:01] dclaw [6/1096] has challenged Orville [197/570] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:32:37 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/12/25 11:46:02] Orville [63/570] has challenged nax_ [449/837] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:09:43 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/12/25 17:57:44] Orville [414/570] has come upon ngora [286/1208] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:58:03 is removed from Orville's clock.
[11/12/25 17:57:44] In the fierce battle, ngora dropped his/her/its level 191 world's first actual quantum wireless card! Orville picks it up, tossing their old level 34 wireless card to ngora
[11/13/25 05:22:59] techDarko [255/858] has challenged Orville [61/727] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:03:30 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/13/25 07:27:23] techDarko, nax_, and ngora [1646/2648] have team battled Orville, Oo, and tinyredlantern [1499/3042] and won! 0 days, 04:05:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/25 08:16:15] Orville had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! Orville's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/25 09:23:01] iamfoxy [381/1155] has challenged Orville [355/723] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 11:35:57 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[11/13/25 12:23:00] Gopher [170/766] has challenged Orville [436/723] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:01:49 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/13/25 23:59:39] techDarko [493/858] has challenged Orville [438/723] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 20:33:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/14/25 13:22:31] Orville [5/726] has challenged ngora [451/1036] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:31:03 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/15/25 08:22:59] tinyredlantern [812/1321] has challenged Orville [157/726] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 14:13:19 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/15/25 11:40:19] reverend [3/426] has challenged Orville [456/726] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/15/25 21:47:56] Orville, ngora, TheScryer, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/16/25 05:00:45] LeftShoe [646/1388] has come upon Orville [166/726] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:23 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/16/25 07:04:06] Orville added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:23 toward level 41.
[11/16/25 10:22:59] Gopher [264/766] has challenged Orville [561/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:12 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/16/25 14:23:01] nax [381/900] has challenged Orville [709/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:22:01 is added to nax's clock.
[11/17/25 03:22:59] nax [225/900] has challenged Orville [528/735] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:13 is added to nax's clock.
[11/17/25 05:46:35] Orville [365/742] has challenged Oo [778/994] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/17/25 22:23:01] TheScryer [223/867] has challenged Orville [72/742] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:56:09 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/18/25 11:23:01] nax_ [268/754] has challenged Orville [630/742] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:35 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/19/25 05:22:59] ctrl-c [590/1192] has challenged Orville [721/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:17:18 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/19/25 06:23:01] nax [313/900] has challenged Orville [468/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:43:13 is added to nax's clock.
[11/19/25 13:23:00] ctrl-c [609/1192] has challenged Orville [424/742] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:01 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/20/25 00:53:50] Gopher [401/766] has come upon Orville [595/742] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:28:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/20/25 06:48:17] schizo [102/881] has come upon Orville [17/742] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:34:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/20/25 17:24:38] Orville [5/752] has challenged Oo [836/994] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:02:29 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/21/25 06:23:01] TheScryer [43/814] has challenged Orville [191/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:21:33 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[11/21/25 15:23:00] Gopher [42/782] has challenged Orville [210/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:17:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/22/25 00:22:59] r0d3nt [823/1696] has challenged Orville [459/752] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:41 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/22/25 22:45:04] Orville [495/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [1251/1321] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:40:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/23/25 05:08:47] Orville, TheScryer, and reverend [1864/2047] have team battled tinyredlantern, nax_, and techDarko [1375/2943] and won! 0 days, 02:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/25 06:23:00] Oo [586/994] has challenged Orville [81/752] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:23:58 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/25/25 00:23:01] Oo [970/994] has challenged Orville [206/752] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 04:20:43 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/25/25 17:59:08] Orville installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:25 toward level 44.
[11/25/25 18:23:01] dubiago [439/1069] has challenged Orville [261/752] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:01:32 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/26/25 07:22:59] techDarko [127/966] has challenged Orville [480/752] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:35:38 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/26/25 10:22:59] dubiago [638/1069] has challenged Orville [335/752] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:07:43 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/26/25 12:23:01] nax [382/792] has challenged Orville [401/752] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 04:36:16 is added to nax's clock.
[11/26/25 23:46:35] Orville [6/752] has come upon Gopher [587/782] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/27/25 16:24:50] r0d3nt, OMGWTFIdle!, and schizo [1034/2965] have team battled dubiago, Orville, and ctrl-c [2582/3057] and lost! 0 days, 16:32:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/25 17:04:17] Orville [766/769] has challenged tinyredlantern [1150/1321] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:08:35 is added to Orville's clock.
[11/27/25 17:23:01] TheScryer [173/836] has challenged Orville [479/769] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:35:59 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[11/27/25 23:15:52] Orville founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:36 toward level 45.
[11/28/25 00:23:01] nax_ [414/764] has challenged Orville [177/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:26:59 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[11/28/25 08:22:59] techDarko [70/966] has challenged Orville [409/769] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:07:01 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/29/25 05:23:01] TheScryer [236/836] has challenged Orville [158/769] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:27:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[11/30/25 07:23:01] dubiago [62/1069] has challenged Orville [343/769] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:09:21 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/30/25 08:23:00] ctrl-c [872/1236] has challenged Orville [542/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:13:02 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/30/25 11:32:05] Orville [643/769] has come upon Gopher [441/782] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:24 is removed from Orville's clock.
[11/30/25 18:27:29] Orville, schizo, nax, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/25 22:23:00] r0d3nt [1470/1696] has challenged Orville [719/769] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 08:19:11 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/01/25 04:24:15] ctrl-c [1117/1236] has come upon Orville [21/769] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:40:51 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/01/25 05:22:33] ctrl-c, schizo, and Orville [1801/2905] have team battled LeftShoe, dubiago, and k [2108/3587] and lost! 0 days, 05:04:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/25 16:59:08] Orville, tinyredlantern, and dclaw [1991/3139] have team battled dirmaster0, schizo, and ctrl-c [1748/3763] and won! 0 days, 03:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/25 08:05:46] Orville [294/769] has challenged ctrl-c [581/1236] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/02/25 13:23:01] schizo [395/900] has challenged Orville [15/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:00:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/03/25 07:22:59] Orville [554/769] has challenged nax_ [605/764] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:46:25 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/03/25 11:23:01] feoh [279/1012] has challenged Orville [428/769] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:55:26 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/03/25 16:22:59] Orville [469/769] has challenged feoh [564/1012] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:23:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/03/25 17:23:00] ctrl-c [365/1236] has challenged Orville [0/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:36 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/03/25 19:23:00] Gopher [456/826] has challenged Orville [257/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:55:08 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/04/25 14:23:00] Orville [677/769] has challenged Oo [66/994] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:39:19 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/04/25 17:55:10] Orville fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:39 from level 46.
[12/04/25 19:23:01] iamfoxy [881/1152] has challenged Orville [443/769] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:07:33 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[12/04/25 19:23:01] iamfoxy has dealt Orville a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:58:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/04/25 21:23:01] Orville [41/769] has challenged reverend [321/488] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:28 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/05/25 06:22:59] Orville [190/769] has challenged Oo [625/994] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:47:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/05/25 06:36:28] Oo, r0d3nt, and nax_ [2958/3498] have team battled Orville, dubiago, and tinyredlantern [1307/3159] and won! 1 day, 17:35:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/25 16:23:01] Orville [599/769] has challenged ctrl-c [901/1236] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:30:33 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/06/25 11:22:59] LeftShoe [1198/1456] has challenged Orville [597/769] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 04:43:05 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/06/25 17:22:46] Orville, k, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/25 23:54:08] feoh, k, and dubiago [570/3148] have team battled Orville, iamfoxy, and Oo [1190/2915] and lost! 0 days, 17:12:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/25 06:55:44] Orville installed a rootkit on 1207 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:00 toward level 46.
[12/07/25 13:23:00] LeftShoe [1361/1456] has challenged Orville [83/769] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 07:10:48 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/07/25 17:20:10] Orville, schizo, dirmaster0, and reverend have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/25 17:22:59] dubiago [267/1069] has challenged Orville [207/769] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:16:59 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/08/25 12:22:59] feoh [230/1045] has challenged Orville [217/769] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:13 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/08/25 19:27:21] Orville accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:16 toward level 46.
[12/09/25 06:10:15] Orville, k, and ctrl-c [2258/3127] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Gopher [3199/3392] and lost! 0 days, 07:20:08 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/25 07:23:01] Orville [476/769] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [0/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:16:48 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 08:19:15] Orville realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:30 from level 46.
[12/09/25 08:50:34] Orville [82/769] has come upon r0d3nt [340/1740] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:48 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 19:23:01] Orville [228/769] has challenged Gopher [545/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:35 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/09/25 22:22:59] Orville [455/769] has challenged Gopher [789/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/10/25 03:22:59] Oo [748/961] has challenged Orville [244/769] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:59:00 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/10/25 06:23:01] Orville [182/769] has challenged idleClaw [218/1741] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:58:41 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/10/25 14:23:01] Orville [622/769] has challenged dirmaster0 [196/1597] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:34:57 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 07:23:00] Orville [622/769] has challenged ctrl-c [69/1291] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:55 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 12:22:59] dirmaster0 [422/1565] has challenged Orville [632/769] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 17:33:57 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/11/25 15:22:43] Orville 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:19 toward level 46.
[12/11/25 15:41:27] Orville [633/769] has challenged dclaw [576/1061] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 12:54:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/11/25 21:23:00] TheScryer [743/836] has challenged Orville [591/769] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 13:22:12 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/11/25 22:49:59] Orville, iamfoxy, and reverend [551/2409] have team battled k, dclaw, and feoh [1294/3173] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/25 00:23:01] dirmaster0 [229/1565] has challenged Orville [619/769] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:25:44 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/12/25 01:23:01] dclaw [535/1061] has challenged Orville [459/769] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 01:38:56 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/12/25 08:23:00] Orville [443/769] has challenged idleClaw [362/1741] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:25:35 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/12/25 11:23:01] Orville [646/769] has challenged Oo [246/961] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:42 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/12/25 20:22:59] Orville [731/769] has challenged techDarko [202/966] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:24:45 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 02:32:34] Orville got all retro and played Zaxxon all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:07 from level 47.
[12/13/25 10:11:57] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted Orville on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 1 day, 04:43:08 from level 47.
[12/13/25 16:22:59] Orville [311/769] has challenged idleClaw [1278/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 07:17:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 18:17:19] Orville [690/769] has come upon techDarko [43/966] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:26:38 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/13/25 18:22:59] feoh [111/1045] has challenged Orville [111/769] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 1 day, 22:51:53 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/13/25 21:23:01] Oo [770/961] has challenged Orville [439/769] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:54 is removed from Oo's clock.
[12/13/25 22:23:01] feoh [350/1045] has challenged Orville [629/769] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:16:11 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/14/25 03:22:59] TheScryer [729/836] has challenged Orville [279/769] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:29:00 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/14/25 05:53:35] schizo [527/900] has challenged Orville [767/769] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/14/25 10:23:01] Orville [411/769] has challenged TheScryer [424/836] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 13:48:26 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 14:23:01] Orville [514/769] has challenged Gopher [813/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 16:07:29] Orville, feoh, iamfoxy, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/14/25 16:23:00] Orville [753/769] has challenged iamfoxy [184/1152] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:47 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 18:23:01] schizo [171/900] has challenged Orville [670/769] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:27:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/14/25 18:31:53] Orville suffered from too much line noise in their modem! Orville's level 210 megabyte modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/25 19:23:00] Orville [688/748] has challenged dclaw [803/1061] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:55:27 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/14/25 21:26:47] Orville got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:55 toward level 47.
[12/15/25 06:23:01] Oo [243/961] has challenged Orville [342/748] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:36:25 is added to Oo's clock.
[12/15/25 13:40:06] tinyredlantern [1272/1313] has challenged Orville [259/748] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 22:19:12 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/15/25 14:23:00] Orville [540/748] has challenged nax [175/829] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:20 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/15/25 20:28:09] port [2/3] has challenged Orville [642/748] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to port's clock.
[12/16/25 02:22:59] r0d3nt [799/1740] has challenged Orville [48/748] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:13:51 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/16/25 09:23:01] Orville [20/748] has challenged Gopher [174/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:22:53 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/16/25 20:22:59] Orville [43/748] has challenged feoh [702/1045] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:03:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/16/25 23:05:51] nax [497/829] has come upon Orville [171/748] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:19 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/17/25 03:23:00] Orville [374/748] has challenged nax [178/829] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:49 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/17/25 14:12:49] Orville installed a rootkit on 351 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:02 toward level 47.
[12/17/25 23:06:03] Orville [289/748] has challenged feoh [782/1045] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:45:31 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 07:47:47] Orville cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:36 toward level 48.
[12/18/25 08:55:08] Orville [530/748] has come upon techDarko [499/966] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 12:28:54 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 16:46:11] Orville upgraded their CPU's fan and cooling system! Orville's processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/25 19:22:59] Orville [150/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [555/1319] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:53:27 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/18/25 21:24:22] Orville ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:56 from level 48.
[12/18/25 22:28:48] schizo [269/906] has come upon Orville [391/752] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 00:45:44 is added to schizo's clock.
[12/19/25 13:42:13] k, dubiago, and reverend [1834/2664] have team battled Orville, schizo, and Savyna [1826/2180] and won! 0 days, 13:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/25 17:23:01] Orville [217/752] has challenged r0d3nt [254/1740] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:40:18 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/20/25 15:23:01] r0d3nt [513/1740] has challenged Orville [748/752] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:44:53 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[12/20/25 21:22:30] Orville pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 8 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:31 toward level 48.
[12/21/25 01:22:59] feoh [684/1046] has challenged Orville [81/752] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 12:33:48 is removed from feoh's clock.
[12/21/25 14:23:43] Orville became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:57 toward level 48.
[12/21/25 22:23:01] Orville [194/752] has challenged tinyredlantern [976/1319] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:34:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/22/25 20:22:59] Orville [103/752] has challenged ngora [405/970] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:43:43 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 00:11:38] port [387/398] has challenged Orville [454/752] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to port's clock.
[12/23/25 09:32:10] Orville [700/752] has come upon Savyna [397/522] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:30:42 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 10:23:00] ctrl-c [617/1291] has challenged Orville [732/752] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 06:18:33 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/23/25 10:36:52] Orville [510/752] has come upon ctrl-c [69/1291] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:01:39 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/23/25 10:36:52] In the fierce battle, ctrl-c dropped their 256 TiB of RAM! Orville picks it up, tossing their old 512 MiB RAM to ctrl-c
[12/23/25 15:16:42] nax, tinyredlantern, Orville, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/25 21:23:00] Orville [101/790] has challenged Savyna [18/530] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:08 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/24/25 04:22:59] Orville [683/790] has challenged dubiago [145/1101] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:40:35 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/24/25 09:23:01] Savyna [184/530] has challenged Orville [407/790] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:54:40 is added to Savyna's clock.
[12/24/25 12:10:02] Orville [636/790] has come upon feoh [342/1046] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:43:18 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/25/25 09:15:28] Orville [263/790] has challenged feoh [604/1046] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:02:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/25/25 14:23:00] TheScryer [5/836] has challenged Orville [596/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:45 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/26/25 02:23:01] techDarko [518/967] has challenged Orville [39/790] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 13:56:40 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/26/25 03:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [369/444] has challenged Orville [627/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:54:40 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/26/25 15:23:01] dirmaster0 [611/1565] has challenged Orville [498/790] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 14:58:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/26/25 16:23:00] Orville [410/790] has challenged Savyna [512/530] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:45:12 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/26/25 21:22:59] Orville [412/790] has challenged iamfoxy [930/950] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:26:39 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/27/25 00:23:01] Gopher [541/842] has challenged Orville [245/790] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:29:27 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/27/25 19:23:00] techDarko [51/967] has challenged Orville [450/790] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:25 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/28/25 01:23:01] Orville [286/790] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [333/444] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 01:05:06 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/28/25 09:23:01] Savyna [126/530] has challenged Orville [500/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:29:23 is added to Savyna's clock.
[12/28/25 12:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [127/444] has challenged Orville [698/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:05 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/28/25 15:22:59] r0d3nt [1006/1740] has challenged Orville [603/790] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:04:08 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/28/25 20:38:33] port [154/398] has challenged Orville [500/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:44 is added to port's clock.
[12/28/25 23:23:00] ctrl-c [1017/1253] has challenged Orville [164/790] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 15:44:34 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/29/25 07:23:01] Orville [537/790] has challenged feoh [432/1046] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:48:23 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/30/25 01:23:00] dirmaster0 [212/1565] has challenged Orville [342/790] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 23:44:22 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/30/25 01:40:29] iamfoxy, reverend, nax, and Orville have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/25 07:45:36] nax [183/833] has come upon Orville [3/790] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 06:20:01 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/30/25 09:23:01] LeftShoe [1394/1463] has challenged Orville [785/790] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 20:30:50 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[12/30/25 11:23:00] Orville [511/790] has challenged TheScryer [663/865] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:02:15 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/30/25 17:46:42] Orville cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:40 toward level 49.
[12/30/25 19:23:01] Orville [275/790] has challenged ngora [93/818] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 04:26:57 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 03:22:59] Orville [288/790] has challenged dubiago [766/1101] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:53 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 05:22:59] TheScryer [836/865] has challenged Orville [313/790] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 03:36:26 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/31/25 05:48:47] Orville, Oo, and r0d3nt [3102/3500] have team battled ngora, iamfoxy, and OMGWTFIdle! [2203/2222] and won! 0 days, 18:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/25 06:23:00] Orville [732/790] has challenged port [227/442] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:38 is removed from Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 08:22:59] Orville [740/790] has challenged dubiago [1083/1101] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 09:49:41] Orville [80/790] has come upon Gopher [884/929] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:40:26 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 15:22:59] Orville [583/790] has challenged feoh [776/1046] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:05:02 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/31/25 21:23:01] r0d3nt [254/1740] has challenged Orville [81/790] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 00:18:33 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/31/25 23:02:02] Orville cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:57 toward level 49.
[01/01/26 07:22:59] Orville [598/790] has challenged Gopher [144/929] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:51 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/01/26 19:55:46] Orville [227/790] has come upon tinyredlantern [215/1333] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 12:31:37 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/02/26 02:23:01] Orville [51/790] has challenged LeftShoe [962/1463] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 07:35:31 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/02/26 05:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [25/454] has challenged Orville [623/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:22:41 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/02/26 11:20:45] dirmaster0 [298/1565] has come upon Orville [517/790] but is overpowered in combat! 17 days, 21:51:42 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/02/26 12:24:51] Orville [421/790] has come upon dubiago [1054/1101] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:19 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/02/26 19:22:59] Orville [744/790] has challenged k [505/1282] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:57:21 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/03/26 09:12:09] Orville [465/790] has come upon feoh [792/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:55:20 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/03/26 09:23:01] ngora [123/818] has challenged Orville [554/790] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:21:50 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/03/26 11:23:00] Orville [227/790] has challenged k [1277/1282] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:53:17 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/03/26 14:22:59] reverend [61/545] has challenged Orville [493/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:45 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/04/26 02:49:40] Orville [311/790] has challenged nax_ [131/764] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/04/26 04:23:01] Orville [737/790] has challenged ngora [492/818] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 22:34:15 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/04/26 11:23:00] nax [671/839] has challenged Orville [521/790] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 09:11:36 is removed from nax's clock.
[01/05/26 07:34:43] Gopher, dclaw, and r0d3nt [916/3882] have team battled Orville, port, and TheScryer [812/2207] and won! 0 days, 16:02:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/26 13:22:59] Orville [721/790] has challenged ngora [650/821] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 04:16:11 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/05/26 22:22:59] dubiago [1095/1101] has challenged Orville [540/790] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 12:07:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[01/06/26 03:29:25] reverend [240/545] has challenged Orville [187/790] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/07/26 11:23:00] dirmaster0 [300/1565] has challenged Orville [515/790] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 14:18:29 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/07/26 14:23:00] Orville [364/790] has challenged TheScryer [809/865] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:50:46 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/07/26 15:23:00] Orville [685/790] has challenged dubiago [329/1095] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:45:10 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/08/26 08:23:01] Orville [315/790] has challenged Oo [141/970] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:36:10 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/08/26 13:38:59] port [106/553] has challenged Orville [700/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:11:31 is added to port's clock.
[01/08/26 18:22:59] techDarko [187/971] has challenged Orville [590/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:48:55 is added to techDarko's clock.
[01/08/26 23:22:59] r0d3nt [1005/1740] has challenged Orville [230/790] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 18:21:35 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/09/26 05:49:13] iamfoxy, Orville, nax_, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/09/26 06:20:28] Orville [271/790] has challenged dclaw [207/1213] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 18:49:41 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/09/26 06:23:01] Orville [531/790] has challenged nax [502/839] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 09:51:10 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/09/26 08:22:59] Orville [678/790] has challenged ctrl-c [1004/1253] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:37:51 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/10/26 00:23:01] Gopher [449/929] has challenged Orville [64/790] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 03:58:10 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/10/26 02:23:01] Orville [215/790] has challenged idleClaw [972/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:56:09 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/10/26 04:59:14] iamfoxy, Orville, ctrl-c, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/26 05:00:20] nax_ [22/765] has come upon Orville [398/790] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:16:44 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/10/26 06:23:01] tinyredlantern [178/1333] has challenged Orville [438/790] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:52 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/10/26 11:23:00] Orville [329/790] has challenged TheScryer [170/865] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:10:50 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/10/26 18:22:59] Orville [180/790] has challenged ctrl-c [1123/1253] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:21:52 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/11/26 04:23:00] techDarko [563/971] has challenged Orville [91/790] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:17 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/11/26 17:23:16] feoh, ngora, and schizo [313/2810] have team battled LeftShoe, Orville, and Gopher [2562/3197] and lost! 4 days, 00:09:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/26 06:03:37] TheScryer [615/865] has challenged Orville [567/790] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 06:17:02 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/12/26 07:09:11] Orville [37/790] has come upon techDarko [618/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:41:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/12/26 08:39:20] nax [309/839] has come upon Orville [354/790] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:40:34 is added to nax's clock.
[01/12/26 08:41:17] Orville [508/790] has come upon nax [359/839] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:45:02 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/12/26 14:23:01] tinyredlantern [420/1333] has challenged Orville [622/790] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 22:05:13 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/12/26 15:45:33] Orville [513/790] has come upon ngora [317/821] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:13:20 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/12/26 17:23:00] schizo [815/943] has challenged Orville [93/790] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:24:18 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/12/26 19:23:00] Orville [572/790] has challenged r0d3nt [1330/1740] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:59:07 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/12/26 21:22:59] Orville [726/790] has challenged Oo [451/970] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:00:22 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/13/26 13:23:01] TheScryer [831/865] has challenged Orville [137/790] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 06:22:31 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/13/26 21:58:12] Orville installed a rootkit on 935 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:59 toward level 51.
[01/13/26 22:50:05] Orville discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:06 toward level 51.
[01/14/26 01:25:03] dubiago, dclaw, OMGWTFIdle!, and Orville have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/26 11:22:59] Orville [163/790] has challenged LeftShoe [1093/1478] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:56:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/14/26 11:26:51] OMGWTFIdle! [91/449] has challenged Orville [414/790] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/14/26 13:23:01] ngora [331/821] has challenged Orville [14/790] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 20:36:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[01/14/26 16:22:59] k [742/1282] has challenged Orville [765/790] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 18:28:45 is added to k's clock.
[01/14/26 19:22:59] OMGWTFIdle! [157/449] has challenged Orville [187/790] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:45:59 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/15/26 06:32:30] techDarko, tinyredlantern, Orville, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/26 09:54:38] Orville [587/796] has challenged iamfoxy [273/957] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 21:13:12 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/15/26 10:22:59] Orville [539/796] has challenged dclaw [1179/1225] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:33:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/15/26 15:17:51] ngora, tinyredlantern, and LeftShoe [986/3632] have team battled port, dubiago, and Orville [785/2470] and won! 0 days, 01:58:16 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/26 22:14:37] Orville filled in 78 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:50:25 from level 52.
[01/15/26 22:22:59] ctrl-c [937/1253] has challenged Orville [733/796] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 05:41:19 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/15/26 23:22:59] TheScryer [805/865] has challenged Orville [568/796] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 14:44:26 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/16/26 05:23:01] Orville [209/796] has challenged techDarko [415/971] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 04:35:16 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/16/26 07:23:00] iamfoxy [426/957] has challenged Orville [255/796] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 00:18:09 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/16/26 11:23:01] ctrl-c [726/1253] has challenged Orville [508/796] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:55:33 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/16/26 13:22:59] r0d3nt [250/1740] has challenged Orville [590/796] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:12:09 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[01/16/26 17:23:01] Orville [718/796] has challenged LeftShoe [569/1478] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 13:51:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/16/26 19:23:01] Orville [674/796] has challenged dirmaster0 [903/1565] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 09:56:38 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/16/26 21:23:00] Gopher [875/893] has challenged Orville [57/796] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 15:13:24 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/16/26 23:23:00] Orville [35/796] has challenged dirmaster0 [489/1565] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:39:02 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/17/26 00:26:39] TheScryer, nax_, and dclaw [1050/2855] have team battled Orville, schizo, and OMGWTFIdle! [27/2219] and won! 2 days, 14:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/26 01:31:27] dirmaster0 [1250/1565] has come upon Orville [362/796] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 17:30:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/17/26 01:37:10] Orville installed a rootkit on 1233 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:04 toward level 52.
[01/17/26 05:22:59] k [997/1294] has challenged Orville [112/796] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:47 is removed from k's clock.
[01/17/26 13:22:59] Orville [787/796] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [396/480] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:07:52 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/18/26 01:22:59] Orville [291/796] has challenged TheScryer [447/865] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:50:40 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/18/26 04:50:52] Orville [298/796] has come upon schizo [276/943] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 14:40:28 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/18/26 20:23:01] Orville [619/796] has challenged Oo [53/970] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:43:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/18/26 21:23:01] Orville [713/796] has challenged feoh [306/1055] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:40:42 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/19/26 17:23:00] Orville [487/796] has challenged Savyna [280/536] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 05:31:39 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/20/26 05:49:22] r0d3nt, Orville, Oo, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/20/26 08:40:51] Orville reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:53 toward level 52.
[01/20/26 14:18:04] Orville left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:34 from level 52.
[01/20/26 16:23:00] Orville [782/796] has challenged techDarko [362/971] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:58:18 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/20/26 20:23:00] LeftShoe [91/1478] has challenged Orville [67/796] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:11 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[01/21/26 01:23:01] techDarko [815/971] has challenged Orville [639/796] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 10:55:24 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/21/26 01:23:55] Orville got -40 karma on SoylentNews. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:39 from level 52.
[01/21/26 21:38:42] Savyna, Orville, LeftShoe, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/21/26 23:14:57] Orville [52/796] has come upon schizo [107/943] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:44:23 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/22/26 01:55:10] dubiago, iamfoxy, and Savyna [193/2644] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and Orville [2596/3332] and lost! 0 days, 05:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/26 09:17:17] Orville upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:30 toward level 52.
[01/22/26 11:23:00] Orville [566/796] has challenged port [531/600] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:47 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/22/26 12:23:00] Orville [778/796] has challenged feoh [400/1055] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:37:00 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/22/26 14:48:17] Orville discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:08 toward level 52.
[01/22/26 15:22:59] TheScryer [451/865] has challenged Orville [180/796] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:48:15 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/22/26 19:23:00] tinyredlantern [664/1333] has challenged Orville [492/796] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 18:25:43 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/22/26 19:43:38] nax_ [628/765] has come upon Orville [162/796] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:44:22 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/22/26 21:23:01] k [99/1294] has challenged Orville [457/796] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:29:57 is added to k's clock.
[01/23/26 00:23:01] Orville [209/796] has challenged port [411/600] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:22:24 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/23/26 01:50:49] Orville [721/796] has come upon nax_ [753/765] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:53:12 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/23/26 05:23:01] dirmaster0 [315/1588] has challenged Orville [678/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:23 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/23/26 19:23:01] feoh [50/1055] has challenged Orville [428/796] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 06:40:17 is added to feoh's clock.
[01/24/26 09:23:00] Orville [364/796] has challenged idleClaw [1270/1644] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:35:39 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/24/26 10:26:22] Orville added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:35 toward level 52.
[01/24/26 14:05:12] LeftShoe, TheScryer, and dirmaster0 [2352/3931] have team battled Orville, iamfoxy, and Gopher [212/2650] and won! 0 days, 18:18:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/26 15:25:35] Orville [537/796] has challenged r0d3nt [556/1643] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 17:55:26 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/24/26 19:08:55] Orville [54/796] has come upon r0d3nt [1272/1643] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 14:36:45 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/24/26 22:31:00] Orville worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:46 toward level 53.
[01/25/26 03:23:01] tinyredlantern [836/1333] has challenged Orville [407/796] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:55:37 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/25/26 12:23:00] Orville realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. Orville returns to restart level 51 with a clean slate.
[01/25/26 23:22:59] Orville [338/796] has challenged nax [757/936] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:13 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/26/26 08:22:59] Orville [538/796] has challenged nax_ [521/765] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 04:56:18 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/26/26 23:27:14] reverend [446/570] has come upon Orville [114/796] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:17:52 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/27/26 06:23:01] Orville [473/796] has challenged LeftShoe [564/1478] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 07:35:48 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/27/26 07:23:00] LeftShoe [443/1478] has challenged Orville [86/796] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 22:09:54 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[01/27/26 14:11:56] techDarko [907/971] has come upon Orville [298/796] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 00:35:28 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/27/26 19:22:59] Orville [26/796] has challenged tinyredlantern [316/1333] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:44:01 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/27/26 21:23:01] Orville [597/796] has challenged dirmaster0 [1464/1588] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 22:09:19 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/27/26 22:23:00] Orville [568/796] has challenged port [181/600] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:24:06 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/27/26 23:03:04] dclaw, port, Orville, and Oo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/28/26 14:22:59] port [289/600] has challenged Orville [98/796] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:53:28 is removed from port's clock.
[01/28/26 18:23:00] Orville [452/796] has challenged Oo [412/965] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 19:03:22 is removed from Orville's clock.
[01/30/26 00:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [442/492] has challenged Orville [548/796] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:02:06 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/30/26 07:23:01] Oo [870/965] has challenged Orville [166/796] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:09 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/30/26 15:23:00] Orville [158/796] has challenged feoh [1044/1055] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 09:25:19 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/30/26 20:23:00] port [269/600] has challenged Orville [252/796] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 09:27:55 is removed from port's clock.
[01/30/26 21:39:28] Orville worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:48 toward level 52.
[01/31/26 08:23:00] Orville [448/796] has challenged dubiago [822/1121] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:16:14 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/31/26 10:48:44] Orville installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:22 toward level 52.
[01/31/26 13:22:59] nax_ [60/765] has challenged Orville [431/796] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:23:00 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/31/26 14:54:33] dclaw, nax, Orville, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/31/26 18:22:59] iamfoxy [546/961] has challenged Orville [626/796] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 18:37:02 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[01/31/26 20:23:01] Orville [780/796] has challenged dubiago [1087/1121] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:03:17 is added to Orville's clock.
[01/31/26 22:23:01] Oo [100/965] has challenged Orville [567/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:45:04 is added to Oo's clock.
[02/01/26 01:23:01] nax [871/936] has challenged Orville [180/796] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:55:58 is removed from nax's clock.
[02/01/26 03:23:00] r0d3nt [699/1657] has challenged Orville [697/796] and chaffed them in combat! 9 days, 17:02:47 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/01/26 08:49:46] Orville got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:46 toward level 52.
[02/01/26 16:23:00] Orville [493/796] has challenged Gopher [103/847] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:35:32 is removed from Orville's clock.
[02/02/26 00:22:59] nax_ [395/765] has challenged Orville [11/796] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 12:29:21 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[02/02/26 07:17:12] iamfoxy, r0d3nt, Orville, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/26 05:14:47] Orville installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:14 toward level 52.
[02/03/26 05:23:00] k [218/1300] has challenged Orville [185/796] and pummelled them in combat! 16 days, 22:48:48 is removed from k's clock.
[02/03/26 13:23:01] iamfoxy [67/961] has challenged Orville [794/796] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:46:39 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[02/03/26 19:14:57] Orville founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:55 toward level 52.
[02/04/26 07:23:01] Orville [71/796] has challenged techDarko [663/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:01 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/04/26 08:23:01] Orville [715/796] has challenged dclaw [915/1222] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:07:36 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/04/26 10:23:01] reverend [259/575] has challenged Orville [275/796] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:32:42 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/05/26 02:23:01] Orville [118/796] has challenged schizo [907/943] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:21:30 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/05/26 04:23:01] Orville [711/796] has challenged idleClaw [1004/1658] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:04 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/05/26 10:23:01] Orville [49/796] has challenged tinyredlantern [1000/1386] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:01:57 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/05/26 16:41:12] Orville discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:23 toward level 52.
[02/05/26 18:05:27] Orville, schizo, and ctrl-c [958/2992] have team battled dirmaster0, feoh, and nax [628/3625] and won! 0 days, 03:20:48 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/26 19:23:01] Orville [344/796] has challenged dclaw [829/1222] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:54:09 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/05/26 22:23:00] r0d3nt [1273/1657] has challenged Orville [72/796] and crushed them in combat! 11 days, 05:43:05 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/06/26 07:14:33] Knuth looked upon Orville, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 03:48:48 toward level 52.
[02/06/26 09:53:32] Orville [61/857] has challenged TheScryer [147/880] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:12:08 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/06/26 10:23:02] Orville [610/857] has challenged k [254/1300] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 02:59:26 is removed from Orville's clock.
[02/07/26 16:22:59] nax [495/936] has challenged Orville [724/857] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 22:29:23 is added to nax's clock.
[02/07/26 17:23:00] Orville [812/857] has challenged dirmaster0 [1343/1599] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:05:49 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/07/26 17:27:09] Orville forgot to make backups for 8 weeks. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:14:35 from level 53.
[02/08/26 16:23:01] Oo [517/958] has challenged Orville [59/857] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 06:20:51 is removed from Oo's clock.
[02/08/26 21:23:01] Orville [688/857] has challenged idleClaw [1450/1658] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 14:10:27 is added to Orville's clock.
[02/09/26 01:01:59] LeftShoe, Orville, and dclaw [1311/3609] have team battled Gopher, techDarko, and iamfoxy [8/2769] and won! 1 day, 17:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/26 10:22:59] iamfoxy [784/946] has challenged Orville [631/857] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 16:53:08 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[02/09/26 13:48:04] Orville installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:08 toward level 53.
[02/10/26 06:23:01] TheScryer [88/880] has challenged Orville [111/857] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 21:02:12 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[02/10/26 06:51:04] Orville pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 9 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:22 toward level 53.
[02/10/26 06:57:58] techDarko, port, and nax [1558/2500] have team battled LeftShoe, Orville, and TheScryer [2426/3215] and lost! 0 days, 20:19:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/26 05:22:59] dirmaster0 [1581/1599] has challenged Orville [234/857] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 08:24:51 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/11/26 11:23:00] feoh [213/1070] has challenged Orville [413/857] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:54:42 is added to feoh's clock.