User: intro
Class: TsutomuShimomura
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 20 days, 02:54:34
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Thu Nov 23 10:41:31 2023
Last login: Thu Nov 23 10:41:31 2023
Total time idled: 365 days, 21:27:23
Current position: [27,91]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 61
boots: 262g
charm: 220f
gloves: 127c
helm: 181d
leggings: 56
ring: 73 [Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 39
tunic: 53
weapon: 53
sum: 1125
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 00:00:30
part: None
quest: 7 days, 22:03:22
quit: None
total: 7 days, 22:03:52
[11/23/23 11:50:46] intro [8/18] has challenged tinyredlantern [811/1027] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:03:46 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/23 13:40:55] intro [39/59] has challenged kub [187/970] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:08:44 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/23 14:27:41] intro [32/67] has challenged RDNt [285/531] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/23 16:06:56] intro [37/73] has challenged dclaw [600/1279] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:14 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/23 17:20:30] intro [59/92] has challenged dclaw [453/1279] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:31 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/23 22:52:02] morb [1219/1260] has challenged intro [55/138] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 10:37:54 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/24/23 00:45:00] intro [130/146] has challenged r0d3nt [1097/1270] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:34:42 is added to intro's clock.
[11/24/23 17:13:53] ngora, code, and RDNt [691/2396] have team battled Phreaked, dclaw, and intro [1922/2669] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/23 20:52:02] morb [833/1260] has challenged intro [72/207] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 12:34:53 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/24/23 22:57:59] intro [148/211] has challenged ctrl-c [89/459] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:45 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/24/23 22:57:59] In the fierce battle, ctrl-c dropped their 24.0" TFT monitor! intro picks it up, tossing their old 13" b/w monitor to ctrl-c
[11/25/23 04:11:34] intro [44/257] has challenged dirmaster0 [646/1126] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:09:29 is added to intro's clock.
[11/25/23 08:08:43] intro [109/257] has come upon RDNt [146/536] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:24:06 is added to intro's clock.
[11/25/23 09:11:41] intro [41/257] has come upon morb [635/1260] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:29 is added to intro's clock.
[11/25/23 13:18:23] intro [9/262] has challenged r0d3nt [789/1270] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:53:47 is added to intro's clock.
[11/25/23 23:06:18] intro [142/262] has challenged morb [660/1260] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:59 is added to intro's clock.
[11/26/23 10:17:16] intro [180/272] has challenged kub [594/970] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:44 is added to intro's clock.
[11/26/23 14:18:13] intro accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:37 toward level 29.
[11/26/23 22:49:23] intro [163/294] has challenged idleClaw [781/1402] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to intro's clock.
[11/27/23 12:23:30] intro [206/324] has challenged Anna [322/1007] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:26:01 is added to intro's clock.
[11/27/23 14:17:43] k [60/1121] has come upon intro [21/324] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 20:56:54 is removed from k's clock.
[11/28/23 01:54:18] intro [96/333] has challenged techDarko [984/1179] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:29:22 is added to intro's clock.
[11/28/23 05:07:22] intro founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:10 toward level 32.
[11/28/23 15:52:03] morb [488/1260] has challenged intro [264/333] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:53 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/28/23 19:43:21] intro [177/333] has challenged r0d3nt [578/1270] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:14 is added to intro's clock.
[11/28/23 22:52:03] dirmaster0 [540/1126] has challenged intro [106/333] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:30:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/29/23 00:52:02] dirmaster0 [712/1126] has challenged intro [87/333] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:41 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/29/23 16:52:03] Anna [96/1007] has challenged intro [80/333] and battered them in combat! 3 days, 12:46:51 is removed from Anna's clock.
[11/29/23 19:35:46] intro [325/333] has challenged Dent [232/388] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/30/23 06:52:03] Phreaked [517/1192] has challenged intro [215/333] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 01:11:05 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/30/23 12:52:01] code [861/975] has challenged intro [158/333] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 18:35:43 is removed from code's clock.
[11/30/23 12:52:01] code has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:31:27 is added to intro's clock.
[11/30/23 16:40:03] intro [156/351] has challenged kub [63/970] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:57:30 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/30/23 21:52:02] tinyredlantern [350/1038] has challenged intro [38/351] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:54 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/30/23 23:27:15] intro, dirmaster0, and Phreaked [836/2746] have team battled Anna, dclaw, and morb [1011/3521] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 04:13:12] intro added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:07 toward level 35.
[12/01/23 11:52:02] tinyredlantern [1022/1038] has challenged intro [278/351] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 07:50:58 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/01/23 13:08:27] ngora, dirmaster0, and morb [209/3342] have team battled Flier, tinyredlantern, and intro [474/1658] and lost! 6 days, 01:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 14:52:36] intro [128/360] has challenged kub [38/970] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:43 is removed from intro's clock.
[12/01/23 20:23:59] intro [158/360] has come upon morb [703/1235] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:33 is added to intro's clock.
[12/01/23 21:18:21] intro [67/360] has come upon Anna [734/1007] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:56:27 is added to intro's clock.
[12/02/23 19:41:12] dclaw, morb, and kub [2362/3484] have team battled calm-steam, intro, and tinyredlantern [1218/2418] and won! 5 days, 20:26:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/23 20:52:01] calm-steam [86/1020] has challenged intro [265/360] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 05:46:43 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[12/02/23 22:50:00] intro [204/362] has challenged morb [169/1235] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:09 is removed from intro's clock.
[12/03/23 06:02:04] intro worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:56 toward level 37.
[12/03/23 06:52:03] techDarko [320/1179] has challenged intro [66/362] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 20:10:50 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/03/23 07:52:03] techDarko [1023/1179] has challenged intro [324/362] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 09:38:04 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/03/23 17:52:02] k [152/1121] has challenged intro [27/388] and overpowered them in combat! 14 days, 12:27:48 is removed from k's clock.
[12/03/23 17:54:35] intro was hacked by Iranians. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:21 from level 37.
[12/04/23 00:19:54] intro [378/402] has challenged techDarko [954/1179] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:12 is added to intro's clock.
[12/04/23 00:52:03] code [734/975] has challenged intro [158/402] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:10:24 is removed from code's clock.
[12/04/23 14:16:58] ctrl-c [241/422] has challenged intro [97/402] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:03:18 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/04/23 16:52:02] r0d3nt [936/1270] has challenged intro [333/402] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:08:01 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/05/23 06:21:17] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/23 07:06:28] intro [3/406] has come upon Dent [408/457] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:07 is added to intro's clock.
[12/05/23 10:52:03] r0d3nt [357/1270] has challenged intro [312/406] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 18:26:26 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/05/23 19:52:03] r0d3nt [19/1270] has challenged intro [17/406] and chaffed them in combat! 1 day, 05:27:10 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/06/23 00:41:32] intro [84/406] has challenged dclaw [758/1287] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:15:28 is added to intro's clock.
[12/07/23 01:56:15] intro got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! intro's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/23 03:52:01] calm-steam [693/1020] has challenged intro [320/410] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:16:03 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[12/07/23 12:52:01] w00ter [725/977] has challenged intro [265/410] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:48:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/07/23 18:52:03] Phreaked [682/1192] has challenged intro [108/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:04:57 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/07/23 21:52:02] morb [138/1135] has challenged intro [375/410] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:50:08 is added to morb's clock.
[12/08/23 10:51:29] intro [247/410] has challenged dirmaster0 [447/1255] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:47:40 is added to intro's clock.
[12/08/23 12:52:01] tinyredlantern [490/1050] has challenged intro [21/410] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:23:11 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/08/23 20:04:44] intro did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:55 from level 40.
[12/09/23 01:52:01] Anna [843/1015] has challenged intro [90/410] and crushed them in combat! 11 days, 05:21:46 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/09/23 06:52:03] k [1144/1232] has challenged intro [208/410] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 22:31:10 is removed from k's clock.
[12/09/23 10:52:03] kub [626/970] has challenged intro [192/410] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 19:16:48 is removed from kub's clock.
[12/09/23 17:52:01] calm-steam [483/1020] has challenged intro [261/410] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:04:27 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[12/09/23 20:52:02] w00ter [643/985] has challenged intro [175/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/10/23 11:39:40] morb [927/1135] has come upon intro [219/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:59:55 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/10/23 17:52:03] code [734/982] has challenged intro [364/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:40 is removed from code's clock.
[12/10/23 19:52:02] techDarko [463/1180] has challenged intro [322/410] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:45:28 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/10/23 21:52:01] dirmaster0 [1144/1255] has challenged intro [224/410] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 10:08:10 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/10/23 23:52:03] morb [1020/1135] has challenged intro [181/410] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:17 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/11/23 09:06:54] intro [279/410] has challenged dirmaster0 [532/1255] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:21:41 is added to intro's clock.
[12/12/23 08:12:17] intro installed a rootkit on 471 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:00 toward level 41.
[12/12/23 13:52:01] Anna [383/1015] has challenged intro [273/410] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 14:21:41 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/13/23 07:52:04] morb [714/1135] has challenged intro [399/410] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 01:48:40 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/13/23 16:48:24] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:58 toward level 41.
[12/13/23 22:12:49] intro had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! intro's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/23 22:52:02] dirmaster0 [19/1255] has challenged intro [48/407] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:56:09 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/14/23 02:52:04] code [402/982] has challenged intro [216/407] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 05:17:52 is removed from code's clock.
[12/14/23 07:28:13] intro [93/407] has challenged kub [781/970] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:50:25 is added to intro's clock.
[12/14/23 14:52:02] calm-steam [641/1020] has challenged intro [328/407] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:52 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[12/14/23 18:47:54] Flier [265/331] has challenged intro [243/407] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Flier's clock.
[12/15/23 00:52:03] r0d3nt [292/1270] has challenged intro [64/407] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 22:29:52 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/16/23 00:52:04] kub [674/970] has challenged intro [71/407] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:03:26 is removed from kub's clock.
[12/16/23 02:55:19] ngora [222/943] has come upon intro [264/407] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:48:54 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/17/23 04:42:14] techDarko, dirmaster0, intro, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/17/23 20:19:23] intro [30/432] has challenged Phreaked [188/1192] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:50:10 is added to intro's clock.
[12/18/23 02:06:15] calm-steam, intro, and ngora [129/2395] have team battled Anna, dirmaster0, and Phreaked [2254/3462] and lost! 0 days, 19:23:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/23 05:52:02] techDarko [893/1180] has challenged intro [341/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:37:54 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/18/23 10:34:18] Dent [488/598] has challenged intro [356/432] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Dent's clock.
[12/18/23 19:25:14] code, Flier, intro, and Phreaked have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/23 01:56:13] guessed.account [109/150] has challenged intro [279/432] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:16:46 is added to guessed.account's clock.
[12/19/23 15:25:49] morb [952/1147] has challenged intro [67/432] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 07:38:11 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/19/23 18:52:02] dclaw [1116/1282] has challenged intro [205/432] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 02:14:45 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/20/23 06:52:04] tinyredlantern [1045/1066] has challenged intro [134/432] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:19 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/20/23 17:52:03] tinyredlantern [520/1066] has challenged intro [185/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:46:34 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/20/23 21:34:15] morb, intro, and dirmaster0 [1652/2834] have team battled Dent, r0d3nt, and guessed.account [1229/2132] and won! 0 days, 04:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/23 05:52:04] tinyredlantern [550/1066] has challenged intro [237/432] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:04:00 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/21/23 12:20:56] kub, Flier, intro, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/23 12:52:02] dirmaster0 [672/1255] has challenged intro [333/432] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:49 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/21/23 15:45:25] intro [33/449] has challenged r0d3nt [1236/1277] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:38:44 is added to intro's clock.
[12/22/23 10:52:03] dirmaster0 [949/1255] has challenged intro [396/449] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:04:28 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/22/23 12:36:55] intro installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! intro's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/23 00:52:03] dirmaster0 [65/1255] has challenged intro [365/454] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:46:02 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/23/23 20:00:19] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:40 toward level 44.
[12/24/23 03:52:04] ngora [354/943] has challenged intro [317/500] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 13:35:12 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/24/23 05:52:03] Anna [913/1018] has challenged intro [62/500] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 15:19:11 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/24/23 13:52:03] kub [186/970] has challenged intro [416/500] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 18:06:46 is added to kub's clock.
[12/25/23 23:12:04] intro [46/515] has challenged k [359/1337] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:34:18 is added to intro's clock.
[12/26/23 11:52:02] code [839/918] has challenged intro [146/515] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 10:23:08 is removed from code's clock.
[12/26/23 13:52:04] k [168/1337] has challenged intro [348/515] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 00:14:02 is added to k's clock.
[12/26/23 23:46:13] intro pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 15 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:44 toward level 45.
[12/27/23 00:19:34] intro bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $45. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:31 toward level 45.
[12/27/23 05:52:03] dirmaster0 [98/1255] has challenged intro [60/515] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:45:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/27/23 15:52:04] r0d3nt [1037/1277] has challenged intro [233/515] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 11:15:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/28/23 14:52:03] Anna [636/1018] has challenged intro [470/515] and overpowered them in combat! 16 days, 14:45:43 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/29/23 04:20:56] intro [278/515] has challenged Anna [611/1018] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:49:03 is added to intro's clock.
[12/29/23 10:52:02] intro [352/515] has challenged code [260/918] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:45 is removed from intro's clock.
[12/29/23 13:23:59] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/23 14:52:02] intro [160/515] has challenged Anna [797/1018] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:12:35 is added to intro's clock.
[12/29/23 17:52:11] intro [144/515] has come upon w00ter [647/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:59:50 is added to intro's clock.
[12/29/23 19:52:04] techDarko [18/1180] has challenged intro [41/515] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 21:25:05 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/29/23 23:52:02] intro [334/515] has challenged techDarko [600/1180] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:57:35 is added to intro's clock.
[12/30/23 09:52:02] tinyredlantern [779/1066] has challenged intro [281/515] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:51:29 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/30/23 16:52:03] Anna [91/1018] has challenged intro [312/515] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 13:45:21 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/31/23 02:52:04] Phreaked [216/1197] has challenged intro [19/515] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:08:56 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/31/23 08:52:03] intro [190/515] has challenged Flier [57/472] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:17:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[12/31/23 19:58:17] intro got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:56 from level 46.
[12/31/23 23:52:04] k [1221/1327] has challenged intro [413/515] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 14:27:12 is removed from k's clock.
[01/01/24 00:52:04] intro [511/515] has challenged tinyredlantern [783/1066] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:58:09 is added to intro's clock.
[01/01/24 02:52:03] Dent [43/644] has challenged intro [215/515] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:55:33 is added to Dent's clock.
[01/01/24 09:52:04] intro [92/515] has challenged k [947/1327] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:55:19 is added to intro's clock.
[01/01/24 10:47:51] intro relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:17 from level 46.
[01/02/24 04:59:27] k, intro, and tinyredlantern [1772/2938] have team battled dirmaster0, code, and Dent [2621/2827] and lost! 0 days, 22:42:29 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 12:52:03] dirmaster0 [695/1265] has challenged intro [356/515] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 17:31:48 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/02/24 23:42:26] intro started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:14 from level 46.
[01/03/24 13:52:03] morb [765/1147] has challenged intro [38/515] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:34:37 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/03/24 17:38:48] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/24 20:46:56] dclaw, Dent, and w00ter [1543/3147] have team battled kub, intro, and dirmaster0 [19/2718] and won! 1 day, 21:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/24 02:52:02] intro [197/520] has challenged w00ter [24/1064] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 17:45:39 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/04/24 03:52:02] w00ter [820/1064] has challenged intro [283/520] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 03:47:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/04/24 09:52:02] intro [178/520] has challenged dirmaster0 [433/1265] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:20:56 is added to intro's clock.
[01/04/24 12:48:28] Flier [446/472] has come upon intro [512/520] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:29:05 is added to Flier's clock.
[01/04/24 13:55:19] intro uninstalled all 11 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:03 toward level 46.
[01/04/24 15:52:03] techDarko [799/1180] has challenged intro [21/520] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 08:21:50 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/04/24 17:52:04] intro [436/520] has challenged Flier [449/472] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 08:28:37 is added to intro's clock.
[01/04/24 18:52:04] Anna [210/1018] has challenged intro [300/520] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 03:27:34 is added to Anna's clock.
[01/04/24 20:52:03] intro [7/520] has challenged dclaw [19/1344] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 19:48:35 is added to intro's clock.
[01/04/24 21:52:04] tinyredlantern [511/1072] has challenged intro [7/520] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 05:27:35 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/05/24 01:52:02] calm-steam [581/1055] has challenged intro [417/520] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 14:34:04 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[01/05/24 03:18:44] calm-steam, k, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/05/24 05:52:04] intro [478/520] has challenged Flier [305/472] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:51 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/05/24 08:52:04] intro [338/520] has challenged tinyredlantern [939/1072] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:25 is added to intro's clock.
[01/05/24 12:38:58] intro learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:31 toward level 46.
[01/05/24 15:52:04] intro [73/520] has challenged ngora [341/924] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:07:25 is added to intro's clock.
[01/05/24 18:52:03] intro [279/520] has challenged idleClaw [783/1347] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:25:23 is added to intro's clock.
[01/06/24 06:04:57] intro [474/520] has come upon w00ter [629/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:06:17 is added to intro's clock.
[01/06/24 11:52:02] intro [511/520] has challenged Phreaked [658/1197] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:01:37 is added to intro's clock.
[01/06/24 15:52:03] intro [210/520] has challenged k [1182/1346] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:26:47 is added to intro's clock.
[01/06/24 17:52:04] Phreaked [1012/1197] has challenged intro [286/520] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 13:05:25 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[01/06/24 22:52:04] ctrl-c [318/437] has challenged intro [162/520] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:35 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/07/24 05:52:03] calm-steam [650/1055] has challenged intro [29/520] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:50:36 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[01/07/24 09:25:16] w00ter, Anna, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 13:52:03] intro [309/520] has challenged morb [511/1147] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:51:33 is added to intro's clock.
[01/08/24 05:52:02] morb [488/1147] has challenged intro [14/520] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 22:53:20 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/08/24 10:52:04] morb [122/1147] has challenged intro [345/520] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 05:59:53 is added to morb's clock.
[01/08/24 11:52:04] intro [401/520] has challenged idleClaw [205/1347] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/09/24 04:47:06] Phreaked [108/1197] has come upon intro [380/520] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 01:59:41 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/09/24 07:52:03] intro [114/520] has challenged techDarko [67/1180] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:45 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/09/24 18:14:33] intro cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:05 toward level 46.
[01/09/24 19:43:11] intro [604/612] has challenged Phreaked [542/1197] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:57 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/10/24 00:52:02] intro [179/612] has challenged ctrl-c [375/437] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:46:36 is added to intro's clock.
[01/10/24 04:52:03] intro [65/612] has challenged tinyredlantern [500/1072] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:25:29 is added to intro's clock.
[01/10/24 10:47:00] Flier [255/490] has come upon intro [528/612] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:36:13 is added to Flier's clock.
[01/10/24 13:41:09] intro founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:34 toward level 47.
[01/11/24 03:51:29] intro found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:35 toward level 47.
[01/11/24 20:52:03] Flier [355/490] has challenged intro [594/612] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:53:35 is added to Flier's clock.
[01/12/24 07:52:02] kub [467/933] has challenged intro [131/612] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 13:52:02 is removed from kub's clock.
[01/12/24 08:40:00] intro installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! intro's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/24 08:52:04] intro [518/617] has challenged ngora [346/917] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:50:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/12/24 14:29:02] Anna, techDarko, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/12/24 15:52:04] code [668/918] has challenged intro [342/617] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:49:39 is removed from code's clock.
[01/12/24 16:52:03] intro [196/617] has challenged r0d3nt [1118/1330] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:47:57 is added to intro's clock.
[01/12/24 21:52:03] intro [313/617] has challenged Anna [572/1023] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:57:04 is added to intro's clock.
[01/13/24 12:52:04] Phreaked [18/1197] has challenged intro [178/617] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 12:52:13 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/14/24 04:52:03] intro [392/617] has challenged kub [569/933] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:53:01 is added to intro's clock.
[01/14/24 12:42:28] Dent, r0d3nt, intro, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/14/24 21:10:12] intro [89/617] has come upon ngora [373/917] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:24:58 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 00:52:03] intro [178/617] has challenged idleClaw [736/1347] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:12 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 02:52:02] intro [211/617] has challenged ctrl-c [360/455] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 07:54:22] intro [520/617] has come upon w00ter [40/1064] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:47:40 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/15/24 11:47:05] intro [383/617] has challenged Flier [402/490] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 16:52:04] intro [216/617] has challenged code [499/918] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:39:25 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 19:52:04] dirmaster0 [454/1265] has challenged intro [118/617] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:05:17 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/15/24 19:52:04] dirmaster0 has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:35:01 is added to intro's clock.
[01/15/24 22:52:03] tinyredlantern [775/1072] has challenged intro [416/617] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:46 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/16/24 02:52:02] dclaw [535/1371] has challenged intro [424/617] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 20:42:17 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/16/24 06:52:02] intro [561/617] has challenged Dent [378/735] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 07:34:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/16/24 15:52:02] dclaw [421/1371] has challenged intro [186/617] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 04:40:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/16/24 22:52:03] intro [609/617] has challenged Anna [350/1015] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:44:31 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/17/24 03:52:05] w00ter [169/1064] has challenged intro [525/617] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/17/24 04:52:04] techDarko [731/1180] has challenged intro [514/617] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 21:33:32 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/17/24 05:19:19] code, morb, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/24 22:52:02] Flier [447/506] has challenged intro [537/617] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:53:18 is added to Flier's clock.
[01/18/24 01:52:02] Dent [313/735] has challenged intro [427/617] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:37:18 is added to Dent's clock.
[01/18/24 06:52:04] intro [106/617] has challenged Anna [397/1015] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:08:43 is added to intro's clock.
[01/18/24 10:40:15] w00ter, intro, and calm-steam [1022/2742] have team battled Flier, morb, and techDarko [1422/2795] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 10:52:03] Dent [342/735] has challenged intro [397/617] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:29:49 is added to Dent's clock.
[01/18/24 12:52:03] intro [285/617] has challenged k [135/1346] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 07:25:42 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/19/24 03:52:02] intro [410/617] has challenged ctrl-c [4/455] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:08:34 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/19/24 09:21:00] intro [309/617] has come upon Dent [274/735] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:04 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/19/24 14:52:02] intro [429/617] has challenged k [311/1360] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:38 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/19/24 16:52:03] intro [296/617] has challenged techDarko [558/1203] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:22:54 is added to intro's clock.
[01/19/24 19:52:02] intro [374/617] has challenged idleClaw [72/1361] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:13 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/19/24 22:28:55] intro ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:35 from level 48.
[01/19/24 23:18:08] Dent [501/735] has come upon intro [333/617] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:27:56 is removed from Dent's clock.
[01/20/24 02:13:57] r0d3nt, dclaw, and intro [1528/3318] have team battled Phreaked, ctrl-c, and ngora [67/2569] and won! 0 days, 06:09:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/20/24 05:30:05] intro found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:16 toward level 48.
[01/20/24 12:29:40] intro filled in 73 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:50 from level 48.
[01/20/24 16:14:19] intro [15/617] has come upon tinyredlantern [60/1049] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:46:23 is added to intro's clock.
[01/21/24 01:52:03] intro [58/617] has challenged Anna [203/1015] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:28:43 is added to intro's clock.
[01/21/24 03:52:02] intro [611/617] has challenged w00ter [89/1064] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/21/24 03:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his the Deathstation 3139 modem! intro picks it up, tossing their old 512 kpbs ADSL modem to w00ter
[01/21/24 04:15:35] intro [478/726] has challenged Dent [279/735] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/21/24 14:52:04] Dent [610/735] has challenged intro [37/726] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:28:28 is removed from Dent's clock.
[01/22/24 01:52:04] techDarko [282/1203] has challenged intro [312/726] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 10:53:02 is added to techDarko's clock.
[01/22/24 02:52:03] morb [198/1109] has challenged intro [405/726] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 21:33:40 is added to morb's clock.
[01/22/24 08:52:03] intro [716/726] has challenged morb [1024/1109] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:18:14 is added to intro's clock.
[01/22/24 14:52:03] ngora [551/917] has challenged intro [368/726] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 11:55:52 is removed from ngora's clock.
[01/22/24 15:13:11] kub [194/940] has come upon intro [664/726] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:51:02 is added to kub's clock.
[01/22/24 16:10:22] intro got all retro and played Jet Set Willy all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:28 from level 49.
[01/22/24 23:42:05] dirmaster0, kub, and Dent [2037/2949] have team battled intro, Phreaked, and k [208/3283] and won! 0 days, 05:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 03:52:04] intro [703/726] has challenged ngora [388/917] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 15:21:07 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/23/24 11:52:02] code [604/918] has challenged intro [382/726] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 00:05:01 is removed from code's clock.
[01/23/24 12:52:02] ngora [909/924] has challenged intro [568/726] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 07:34:15 is removed from ngora's clock.
[01/23/24 19:52:04] dirmaster0 [905/1265] has challenged intro [149/726] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:22 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/24/24 00:52:03] w00ter [33/957] has challenged intro [473/726] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:54:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/24/24 01:52:03] intro [212/726] has challenged Flier [149/507] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 12:55:38 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/24/24 04:52:02] Anna [550/1015] has challenged intro [703/726] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 07:25:33 is added to Anna's clock.
[01/24/24 07:00:59] intro got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:00 toward level 49.
[01/24/24 18:12:49] calm-steam [967/1061] has come upon intro [655/726] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 13:05:51 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[01/25/24 01:04:01] w00ter, Flier, techDarko, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/24 03:52:04] Phreaked [199/1197] has challenged intro [624/726] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 06:01:36 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/25/24 07:21:58] code [551/918] has come upon intro [382/726] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 11:42:57 is removed from code's clock.
[01/25/24 07:21:58] code has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:24:06 is added to intro's clock.
[01/25/24 23:52:02] intro [644/726] has challenged calm-steam [445/1061] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/26/24 10:13:17] intro [175/726] has challenged ngora [204/924] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 04:48:34 is added to intro's clock.
[01/26/24 10:52:03] r0d3nt [367/1361] has challenged intro [272/726] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 11:48:04 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/26/24 16:51:19] dirmaster0, techDarko, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/24 01:52:05] intro [371/726] has challenged k [196/1360] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:21:23 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/27/24 12:52:04] ngora [240/924] has challenged intro [722/726] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:21:06 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/27/24 17:52:04] intro [245/726] has challenged morb [114/1109] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 08:16:04 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/28/24 06:26:25] calm-steam, intro, and r0d3nt [1121/3138] have team battled dirmaster0, k, and Dent [3062/3373] and lost! 0 days, 19:05:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/24 06:52:03] Dent [168/748] has challenged intro [631/726] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:27 is added to Dent's clock.
[01/28/24 07:52:02] kub [859/940] has challenged intro [173/726] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:39:14 is removed from kub's clock.
[01/28/24 13:52:03] r0d3nt [1313/1361] has challenged intro [337/726] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 04:19:22 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/28/24 15:11:25] intro [85/726] has come upon w00ter [637/1019] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:59:07 is added to intro's clock.
[01/28/24 21:52:04] w00ter [633/1019] has challenged intro [532/726] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 01:03:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/29/24 04:52:02] intro [336/726] has challenged dclaw [1110/1409] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:25:30 is added to intro's clock.
[01/29/24 09:52:04] intro [537/726] has challenged morb [99/1109] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:15:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/29/24 10:52:03] Phreaked [135/1197] has challenged intro [376/726] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 12:01:59 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/29/24 19:52:04] intro [293/726] has challenged dclaw [953/1409] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:31:15 is added to intro's clock.
[01/30/24 00:52:03] intro [563/726] has challenged ngora [797/924] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:29:55 is added to intro's clock.
[01/30/24 07:52:04] intro [142/726] has challenged r0d3nt [407/1361] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:55:31 is added to intro's clock.
[01/30/24 08:52:04] intro [696/726] has challenged dclaw [703/1409] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 14:06:27 is added to intro's clock.
[01/30/24 13:52:02] kub [29/949] has challenged intro [278/726] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:37:27 is added to kub's clock.
[01/30/24 19:52:03] w00ter [360/1019] has challenged intro [120/726] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:16:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/31/24 00:52:02] morb [979/1109] has challenged intro [40/726] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 07:07:17 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/31/24 00:52:02] morb has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:22:08 is added to intro's clock.
[01/31/24 18:21:48] Anna, calm-steam, and tinyredlantern [503/3127] have team battled w00ter, morb, and intro [14/2854] and won! 3 days, 20:30:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/24 19:52:03] tinyredlantern [760/1049] has challenged intro [414/726] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 11:32:32 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/01/24 02:52:03] intro [468/726] has challenged Flier [122/435] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:42:39 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/01/24 04:58:16] Flier, intro, and dirmaster0 [413/2383] have team battled r0d3nt, kub, and dclaw [1941/3741] and lost! 1 day, 08:53:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/24 06:52:02] intro [268/726] has challenged morb [317/1109] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 20:57:01 is added to intro's clock.
[02/01/24 18:52:04] intro [582/726] has challenged ngora [599/924] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 02:14:41 is added to intro's clock.
[02/01/24 19:25:40] morb, intro, and ngora [846/2759] have team battled r0d3nt, Anna, and dirmaster0 [3170/3598] and lost! 2 days, 07:36:51 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/24 23:52:03] intro [708/726] has challenged dclaw [1049/1409] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:07 is added to intro's clock.
[02/02/24 01:52:02] techDarko [1107/1219] has challenged intro [2/726] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 16:45:32 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[02/02/24 09:52:04] morb [791/1109] has challenged intro [652/726] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 02:13:11 is removed from morb's clock.
[02/03/24 06:31:48] intro had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:18:43 from level 50.
[02/03/24 15:52:03] intro [618/726] has challenged kub [527/971] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 23:07:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/03/24 18:52:02] ctrl-c [295/460] has challenged intro [217/726] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 16:37:24 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[02/04/24 09:49:43] intro couldn't use 25 sticky keys on their keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:03:15 from level 50.
[02/04/24 18:05:31] Dent, dirmaster0, techDarko, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/05/24 02:52:02] ngora [159/915] has challenged intro [304/726] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 12:04:46 is added to ngora's clock.
[02/05/24 06:52:04] intro [538/726] has challenged Flier [231/440] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:44:32 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/05/24 18:52:03] intro [247/726] has challenged tinyredlantern [638/1062] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:27:36 is added to intro's clock.
[02/06/24 04:52:03] code [652/912] has challenged intro [719/726] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:41:08 is added to code's clock.
[02/06/24 05:20:21] dirmaster0 [148/1222] has challenged intro [419/726] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:29:02 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[02/06/24 07:20:06] ngora [591/932] has come upon intro [68/726] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:34:24 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/06/24 07:42:36] calm-steam [422/1063] has challenged intro [661/726] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 02:26:38 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[02/06/24 08:38:14] intro installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:22 toward level 50.
[02/06/24 11:46:20] intro installed a rootkit on 817 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:00 toward level 50.
[02/06/24 11:52:03] dclaw [198/1414] has challenged intro [575/726] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:49:08 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/06/24 12:52:03] Flier [250/440] has challenged intro [696/726] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:29 is added to Flier's clock.
[02/07/24 03:52:02] dclaw [0/1414] has challenged intro [496/726] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:14:03 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/07/24 09:52:02] intro [499/726] has challenged morb [530/1109] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:45:21 is added to intro's clock.
[02/07/24 11:52:04] intro [594/726] has challenged code [578/912] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 09:55:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/07/24 13:52:03] intro [214/726] has challenged dclaw [497/1414] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:13:28 is added to intro's clock.
[02/07/24 17:09:16] calm-steam, r0d3nt, intro, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/24 01:20:02] intro learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:02 toward level 50.
[02/08/24 02:52:04] dirmaster0 [781/1222] has challenged intro [541/726] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 10:26:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/08/24 05:52:04] intro [671/726] has challenged r0d3nt [1074/1346] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:57:56 is added to intro's clock.
[02/08/24 12:42:25] Dent, calm-steam, and Flier [1151/2261] have team battled intro, k, and morb [462/3209] and won! 0 days, 07:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 13:45:25] Dent [189/758] has come upon intro [255/726] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:42:11 is added to Dent's clock.
[02/08/24 18:52:04] intro [246/726] has challenged techDarko [1081/1219] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 19:43:05 is added to intro's clock.
[02/08/24 20:33:39] code, intro, and dirmaster0 [479/2860] have team battled ctrl-c, kub, and k [2291/2805] and lost! 0 days, 12:51:39 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/24 02:52:02] intro [657/726] has challenged tinyredlantern [769/1062] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:18:08 is added to intro's clock.
[02/09/24 08:02:37] intro upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:30 toward level 50.
[02/10/24 00:52:04] intro [271/726] has challenged Phreaked [530/1240] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:11:17 is added to intro's clock.
[02/10/24 05:33:19] intro gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:44 from level 50.
[02/10/24 07:40:28] intro realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:53:11 from level 50.
[02/10/24 19:52:04] k [664/1374] has challenged intro [571/726] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:01:29 is removed from k's clock.
[02/10/24 23:17:21] intro replied to all their spam. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:52 from level 50.
[02/11/24 01:52:04] w00ter [317/1015] has challenged intro [630/726] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:19:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 04:52:03] intro [171/726] has challenged tinyredlantern [1019/1062] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 06:41:00 is added to intro's clock.
[02/11/24 05:52:02] code [654/912] has challenged intro [689/726] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:26:36 is added to code's clock.
[02/11/24 15:52:02] intro [276/726] has challenged calm-steam [952/1063] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:19:30 is added to intro's clock.
[02/11/24 16:20:20] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/24 16:52:02] k [1324/1374] has challenged intro [626/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:24:40 is removed from k's clock.
[02/11/24 20:52:02] kub [642/971] has challenged intro [227/731] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:38:51 is removed from kub's clock.
[02/12/24 01:52:04] calm-steam [519/1063] has challenged intro [194/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:05:04 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[02/12/24 05:11:35] intro upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:52 toward level 50.
[02/12/24 12:52:02] intro [169/731] has challenged idleClaw [597/1375] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:40:27 is added to intro's clock.
[02/12/24 15:52:04] Anna [482/1020] has challenged intro [236/731] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:44:17 is removed from Anna's clock.
[02/13/24 05:52:03] intro [325/731] has challenged r0d3nt [631/1346] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:49:12 is added to intro's clock.
[02/13/24 10:52:02] intro [68/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [474/1222] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:30 is added to intro's clock.
[02/14/24 08:52:04] dirmaster0 [59/1222] has challenged intro [701/731] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:37:57 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[02/14/24 15:31:20] Dennis Ritchie thinks that intro is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 2 days, 01:28:31 toward level 50.
[02/14/24 15:52:04] intro [651/731] has challenged Anna [455/1020] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:31 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/14/24 16:52:04] intro [77/731] has challenged code [83/912] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 04:19:40 is added to intro's clock.
[02/14/24 19:52:03] dirmaster0 [520/1222] has challenged intro [669/731] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:30:22 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[02/15/24 00:52:03] intro [130/731] has challenged kub [669/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:39 is added to intro's clock.
[02/15/24 01:17:38] intro heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:17 from level 50.
[02/15/24 03:52:02] intro [560/731] has challenged Phreaked [678/1240] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:50:16 is added to intro's clock.
[02/15/24 08:52:03] tinyredlantern [1021/1062] has challenged intro [243/731] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:06 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/15/24 09:52:03] intro [661/731] has challenged Anna [34/1020] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:00 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/15/24 10:52:21] Dent, kub, code, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/15/24 22:07:41] intro was arrested by the Serious Crime Squad. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:22 from level 50.
[02/15/24 22:36:38] intro [447/731] has challenged dclaw [242/1158] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 18:49:40 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/15/24 23:52:04] intro [703/731] has challenged ngora [543/932] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 22:16:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/16/24 02:52:03] intro [601/731] has challenged ctrl-c [97/487] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:19:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/16/24 04:04:19] intro cleared all 87 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:59 toward level 51.
[02/16/24 11:21:24] RDNt [113/614] has come upon intro [550/731] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:20 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/16/24 20:52:03] intro [209/731] has challenged Dent [244/758] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:23:37 is added to intro's clock.
[02/17/24 00:52:02] r0d3nt [819/1346] has challenged intro [519/731] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:27:01 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/17/24 00:52:02] r0d3nt has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:57:28 is added to intro's clock.
[02/17/24 15:52:04] Flier [202/476] has challenged intro [652/731] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:40:42 is added to Flier's clock.
[02/17/24 16:52:03] intro [583/731] has challenged Phreaked [839/1240] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:19:24 is added to intro's clock.
[02/18/24 06:52:03] RDNt [286/614] has challenged intro [491/731] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:23:47 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/18/24 18:52:02] morb [562/1110] has challenged intro [80/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:59:45 is removed from morb's clock.
[02/19/24 16:09:18] Anna, intro, and dclaw [627/3036] have team battled ctrl-c, Flier, and calm-steam [867/2065] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:41 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 19:52:04] w00ter [51/1271] has challenged intro [401/731] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/19/24 20:52:03] w00ter [1169/1271] has challenged intro [233/731] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:29:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/19/24 22:52:02] dirmaster0 [677/1182] has challenged intro [400/731] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 17:42:33 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/20/24 06:30:59] Dent, Anna, intro, and tinyredlantern have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/20/24 06:54:49] Dent [292/748] has come upon intro [109/731] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:06:29 is removed from Dent's clock.
[02/20/24 13:52:02] intro [90/731] has challenged RDNt [586/610] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:49 is added to intro's clock.
[02/20/24 20:34:30] intro [238/731] has challenged w00ter [618/1271] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:54:37 is added to intro's clock.
[02/20/24 20:43:09] intro [104/731] has come upon ngora [5/932] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 11:06:32 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/20/24 23:52:04] intro [698/731] has challenged morb [695/1107] and bruised them in combat! 2 days, 19:02:51 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/21/24 01:52:02] intro [52/731] has challenged idleClaw [130/1375] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:14:47 is added to intro's clock.
[02/21/24 10:52:03] intro [187/731] has challenged techDarko [604/1219] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:04:14 is added to intro's clock.
[02/21/24 21:52:04] intro [33/731] has challenged Phreaked [85/1240] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 07:36:14 is added to intro's clock.
[02/22/24 04:01:49] ngora, intro, and dirmaster0 [393/2845] have team battled tinyredlantern, Anna, and k [2645/3578] and lost! 2 days, 14:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/24 09:52:03] intro [689/731] has challenged Flier [80/480] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:28:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/22/24 12:52:03] morb [281/1107] has challenged intro [326/731] but is pummelled in combat! 14 days, 03:26:56 is added to morb's clock.
[02/22/24 13:52:02] intro [729/731] has challenged k [958/1374] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 05:18:25 is added to intro's clock.
[02/22/24 14:09:03] intro [324/731] has come upon calm-steam [194/1080] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 19:51:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/22/24 17:52:02] calm-steam [357/1080] has challenged intro [90/731] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 00:08:12 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[02/22/24 22:52:04] techDarko [708/1232] has challenged intro [256/731] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 23:49:49 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[02/23/24 02:06:40] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:20 toward level 52.
[02/23/24 05:52:04] intro [278/731] has challenged ngora [280/932] but is chaffed in combat! 2 days, 15:06:07 is added to intro's clock.
[02/24/24 03:39:26] Flier [463/480] has come upon intro [204/731] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:25 is removed from Flier's clock.
[02/24/24 23:08:35] w00ter, dclaw, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/24 07:55:47] morb [158/1107] has come upon intro [97/731] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 17:26:11 is removed from morb's clock.
[02/25/24 17:52:02] intro [607/731] has challenged idleClaw [257/1375] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/26/24 03:52:02] intro [417/731] has challenged calm-steam [359/1080] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:46:19 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/26/24 13:52:03] morb [312/1107] has challenged intro [606/731] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:42:43 is added to morb's clock.
[02/27/24 00:52:04] intro [296/731] has challenged tinyredlantern [633/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:27 is added to intro's clock.
[02/27/24 03:43:02] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:57 toward level 52.
[02/27/24 07:52:03] w00ter [290/1276] has challenged intro [86/731] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:35:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/27/24 15:03:28] RDNt, Dent, and techDarko [2546/2599] have team battled morb, dclaw, and intro [1333/3001] and won! 0 days, 12:46:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 15:52:03] Phreaked [517/1240] has challenged intro [151/731] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:15:27 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[02/27/24 18:54:20] intro [105/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [730/1182] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:11:22 is added to intro's clock.
[02/27/24 21:34:31] intro watched meatspin for 196 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:11:03 from level 53.
[02/27/24 22:52:04] ngora [561/938] has challenged intro [138/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:49:34 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/28/24 18:36:21] intro rebooted into FreeBSD for 44 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:32:08 from level 53.
[02/28/24 21:52:03] intro [716/731] has challenged idleClaw [550/1375] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 07:55:34 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/29/24 02:52:03] RDNt [152/619] has challenged intro [489/731] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:56:27 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/29/24 08:01:26] intro [525/731] has come upon morb [498/1107] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 21:16:33 is removed from intro's clock.
[02/29/24 15:52:04] intro [614/731] has challenged ngora [933/938] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:58:27 is added to intro's clock.
[02/29/24 18:06:10] intro found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:30 toward level 53.
[03/01/24 00:16:24] k, Phreaked, and w00ter [842/3890] have team battled intro, r0d3nt, and Flier [265/2566] and won! 0 days, 07:45:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 05:52:02] Phreaked [683/1240] has challenged intro [719/731] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 19:01:52 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/01/24 09:39:39] intro, dirmaster0, and ngora [2505/2851] have team battled techDarko, tinyredlantern, and k [448/3668] and won! 0 days, 00:01:26 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 16:11:11] dclaw, intro, and tinyredlantern [2930/2956] have team battled k, ngora, and ctrl-c [1729/2878] and won! 0 days, 11:43:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 17:52:02] intro [652/731] has challenged kub [149/977] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:29:45 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/01/24 18:52:04] morb [684/1107] has challenged intro [295/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 19:46:25 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/01/24 19:52:03] intro [582/731] has challenged dclaw [112/1163] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 09:46:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/02/24 00:52:03] intro [611/731] has challenged idleClaw [1118/1375] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:47:36 is added to intro's clock.
[03/02/24 02:52:02] intro [648/731] has challenged idleClaw [840/1375] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:22:22 is added to intro's clock.
[03/02/24 05:52:03] intro [482/731] has challenged Anna [990/1142] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:25:27 is added to intro's clock.
[03/02/24 07:52:02] intro [464/731] has challenged Anna [297/1142] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 14:02:46 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/02/24 13:52:04] ctrl-c [277/566] has challenged intro [659/731] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:03:13 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[03/02/24 18:52:03] intro [599/731] has challenged Phreaked [271/1241] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:57:02 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/02/24 23:52:04] techDarko [242/1232] has challenged intro [563/731] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:34:11 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/03/24 03:52:04] dirmaster0 [934/1236] has challenged intro [219/731] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 07:36:54 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/03/24 06:52:02] intro [675/731] has challenged Phreaked [971/1241] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:15:03 is added to intro's clock.
[03/03/24 09:52:04] ngora [750/938] has challenged intro [479/731] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:52:48 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/04/24 01:53:06] intro [681/731] has come upon Dent [162/751] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:46:07 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/04/24 07:06:10] intro forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:42:30 from level 53.
[03/04/24 13:43:49] techDarko, Flier, and kub [804/2698] have team battled intro, Anna, and dclaw [2130/3036] and lost! 0 days, 10:54:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/24 13:52:02] morb [555/1107] has challenged intro [598/731] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 21:43:46 is added to morb's clock.
[03/04/24 22:52:02] Dent [17/751] has challenged intro [92/731] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:08:07 is added to Dent's clock.
[03/05/24 02:52:03] intro [234/731] has challenged morb [21/1107] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 12:29:48 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/05/24 08:28:48] r0d3nt, w00ter, and k [2467/4092] have team battled Phreaked, ctrl-c, and intro [921/2532] and won! 0 days, 18:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 08:52:02] intro [294/731] has challenged Flier [58/489] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:35:02 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/05/24 17:36:51] kub, ctrl-c, techDarko, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/24 21:52:02] intro [475/731] has challenged k [940/1453] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:32:08 is added to intro's clock.
[03/05/24 22:48:03] intro learned LUA. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:12 toward level 53.
[03/06/24 08:01:29] intro [236/731] has come upon kub [930/977] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:45:00 is added to intro's clock.
[03/06/24 08:52:04] intro [257/731] has challenged dclaw [836/1120] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:33:49 is added to intro's clock.
[03/06/24 19:52:02] intro [642/731] has challenged kub [534/977] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 18:58:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/06/24 21:52:04] kub [847/977] has challenged intro [616/731] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 18:03:37 is removed from kub's clock.
[03/08/24 00:52:05] Anna [586/1142] has challenged intro [620/731] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 01:50:17 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/08/24 06:52:03] w00ter [1146/1365] has challenged intro [389/731] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/08/24 22:44:00] w00ter, Flier, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/24 22:52:04] Phreaked [465/1241] has challenged intro [305/731] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 00:42:20 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/09/24 03:52:03] intro [246/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [1126/1236] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:16:29 is added to intro's clock.
[03/09/24 14:13:39] intro, k, and calm-steam [2036/3264] have team battled ngora, RDNt, and dirmaster0 [872/2812] and won! 0 days, 13:18:13 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 18:52:03] Phreaked [868/1241] has challenged intro [481/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:04:39 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/09/24 21:52:03] intro [516/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [151/1236] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:39:33 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/09/24 22:52:03] r0d3nt [1170/1346] has challenged intro [389/731] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 12:32:05 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/10/24 12:52:03] intro [479/731] has challenged w00ter [1040/1414] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:07:29 is added to intro's clock.
[03/10/24 13:52:03] intro [556/731] has challenged ctrl-c [531/560] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 03:07:29 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/10/24 20:55:13] intro [530/731] has come upon tinyredlantern [165/1062] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/10/24 20:55:13] intro has dealt tinyredlantern a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:34:14 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[03/11/24 01:14:02] Phreaked, calm-steam, and morb [1056/3428] have team battled intro, kub, and Anna [757/2850] and won! 1 day, 20:39:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/24 02:40:19] intro heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:50 from level 53.
[03/11/24 04:52:04] k [341/1453] has challenged intro [22/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:10:07 is removed from k's clock.
[03/11/24 09:52:02] dirmaster0 [969/1236] has challenged intro [581/731] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 14:41:11 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/11/24 10:32:59] intro [706/731] has challenged Flier [237/489] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/11/24 11:52:03] ctrl-c [309/560] has challenged intro [686/731] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:22:45 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[03/11/24 13:52:02] techDarko [480/1239] has challenged intro [286/731] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 13:12:32 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[03/11/24 14:18:11] intro was DDoSed off the net by over 170 machines. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:10 from level 54.
[03/11/24 15:52:02] kub [672/977] has challenged intro [578/731] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 18:30:26 is removed from kub's clock.
[03/11/24 16:52:02] dclaw [396/1120] has challenged intro [30/731] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 17:22:25 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/11/24 18:52:02] dirmaster0 [31/1236] has challenged intro [572/731] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:22:02 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[03/12/24 07:52:02] intro [207/731] has challenged Anna [146/1142] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 19:13:22 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/13/24 02:52:02] techDarko [695/1239] has challenged intro [367/731] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:20:08 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[03/13/24 03:52:02] intro [25/731] has challenged tinyredlantern [403/1062] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:54:25 is added to intro's clock.
[03/13/24 20:52:03] intro [312/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [165/1236] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 10:32:21 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/13/24 22:52:03] ctrl-c [536/560] has challenged intro [33/731] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:54 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/15/24 02:47:24] dclaw, Anna, and Flier [1493/2751] have team battled Dent, intro, and ngora [115/2452] and won! 3 days, 11:14:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/24 03:52:03] intro [292/731] has challenged dclaw [833/1120] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:26 is added to intro's clock.
[03/15/24 06:44:13] dclaw, Phreaked, RDNt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/24 06:52:04] intro [585/731] has challenged dclaw [909/1120] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:39:17 is added to intro's clock.
[03/15/24 17:04:00] kub, intro, and Anna [367/2850] have team battled ctrl-c, Phreaked, and morb [2018/2908] and lost! 2 days, 00:36:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/24 18:52:04] intro [226/731] has challenged techDarko [1122/1239] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 01:16:52 is added to intro's clock.
[03/16/24 03:52:04] intro [199/731] has challenged morb [619/1107] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:56:20 is added to intro's clock.
[03/16/24 04:30:17] dirmaster0, dclaw, RDNt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/16/24 07:31:34] intro got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:04:32 from level 54.
[03/16/24 21:52:03] intro [600/731] has challenged techDarko [399/1239] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:19:43 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/17/24 01:56:56] Anna, techDarko, RDNt, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/24 19:17:41] intro filled in 32 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:37 from level 54.
[03/18/24 00:09:07] intro forgot to make backups for 9 months. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:25 from level 54.
[03/18/24 01:52:02] intro [656/731] has challenged r0d3nt [567/1356] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:06:33 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/18/24 04:11:22] techDarko, dirmaster0, and Dent [1789/3231] have team battled intro, k, and Flier [2198/2673] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/24 08:44:24] RDNt, Phreaked, and dclaw [2379/3025] have team battled intro, w00ter, and techDarko [286/3384] and won! 0 days, 08:35:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 10:52:03] k [446/1453] has challenged intro [143/731] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:57:20 is removed from k's clock.
[03/18/24 22:52:04] Flier [193/489] has challenged intro [706/731] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:02:25 is added to Flier's clock.
[03/19/24 01:52:03] intro [39/731] has challenged Dent [85/756] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:12:16 is added to intro's clock.
[03/19/24 03:52:03] intro [311/731] has challenged dclaw [1018/1120] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:42:49 is added to intro's clock.
[03/19/24 07:52:04] RDNt [324/664] has challenged intro [154/731] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:27 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[03/19/24 19:52:04] intro [394/731] has challenged morb [635/1096] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:14:26 is added to intro's clock.
[03/19/24 23:52:02] intro [613/731] has challenged dirmaster0 [229/1236] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 12:03:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/20/24 00:52:02] intro [371/731] has challenged dclaw [222/1114] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 14:11:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/20/24 03:30:58] intro ran out of coffee. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:45 from level 54.
[03/20/24 05:52:03] intro [320/731] has challenged kub [216/960] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:17:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/20/24 06:15:42] r0d3nt [687/1367] has come upon intro [586/731] and overpowered them in combat! 24 days, 05:16:59 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/20/24 20:08:10] intro [701/731] has come upon Anna [175/1142] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:18:13 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/20/24 21:52:02] intro [229/731] has challenged r0d3nt [40/1367] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:50:57 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/21/24 03:05:54] w00ter [6/1414] has challenged intro [149/731] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/21/24 03:52:04] Phreaked [301/1241] has challenged intro [494/731] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 00:10:46 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/21/24 10:52:04] dclaw [296/1114] has challenged intro [630/731] but is defeated in combat! 20 days, 20:33:55 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/21/24 15:52:02] ngora [434/965] has challenged intro [145/731] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 15:20:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/21/24 21:28:00] intro [264/735] has challenged techDarko [99/1253] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 18:45:04 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/22/24 02:52:03] ngora [751/965] has challenged intro [506/735] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 01:00:46 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/22/24 05:52:03] RDNt [629/664] has challenged intro [721/735] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:07:50 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/22/24 09:52:04] kub [425/960] has challenged intro [180/735] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:15:22 is removed from kub's clock.
[03/22/24 15:52:02] intro [167/735] has challenged techDarko [557/1253] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:06:14 is added to intro's clock.
[03/22/24 18:52:03] Anna [90/1142] has challenged intro [369/735] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 02:33:33 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/23/24 01:52:03] dclaw [124/1114] has challenged intro [676/735] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 02:33:47 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/23/24 03:52:02] intro [183/735] has challenged RDNt [462/654] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:29:42 is added to intro's clock.
[03/23/24 05:52:04] intro [170/735] has challenged Flier [128/573] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 17:51:38 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/23/24 08:35:01] intro got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:57 toward level 55.
[03/23/24 10:52:04] Anna [56/1142] has challenged intro [336/735] but is defeated in combat! 16 days, 20:36:53 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/23/24 12:15:08] w00ter, Phreaked, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/24 15:52:03] intro [232/735] has challenged Flier [565/573] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:19:08 is added to intro's clock.
[03/23/24 21:37:59] ctrl-c [204/560] has come upon intro [21/735] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:25:00 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/23/24 21:52:03] intro [46/735] has challenged Flier [57/573] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 19:39:02 is added to intro's clock.
[03/24/24 01:52:03] dclaw [879/1114] has challenged intro [56/735] and crushed them in combat! 15 days, 09:04:44 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/24/24 03:52:04] intro [680/735] has challenged idleClaw [114/1454] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 02:41:05 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/24/24 07:52:03] intro [285/735] has challenged r0d3nt [728/1367] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:55:00 is added to intro's clock.
[03/24/24 12:58:37] intro installed a rootkit on 972 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:28 toward level 55.
[03/24/24 14:52:03] Flier [508/573] has challenged intro [2/735] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:17:42 is removed from Flier's clock.
[03/24/24 23:52:02] dirmaster0 [187/1237] has challenged intro [32/735] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 18:54:18 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/25/24 04:52:04] intro [329/735] has challenged kub [402/960] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 02:31:33 is added to intro's clock.
[03/25/24 06:52:03] intro [336/735] has challenged dclaw [768/1119] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:08:16 is added to intro's clock.
[03/25/24 09:39:31] Flier, k, RDNt, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/24 11:52:04] intro [304/735] has challenged Dent [625/771] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:46:13 is added to intro's clock.
[03/26/24 04:52:04] intro [660/735] has challenged kub [919/960] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:35:38 is added to intro's clock.
[03/26/24 15:15:37] dirmaster0, ctrl-c, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/24 16:52:04] dclaw [468/1147] has challenged intro [623/735] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 02:33:26 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/26/24 18:52:02] intro [62/735] has challenged kub [383/960] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:52:23 is added to intro's clock.
[03/26/24 20:52:03] intro [195/735] has challenged r0d3nt [499/1367] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:57:38 is added to intro's clock.
[03/26/24 21:52:02] intro [108/735] has challenged RDNt [596/654] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:15:23 is added to intro's clock.
[03/27/24 07:52:03] intro [657/735] has challenged idleClaw [1146/1454] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:54:21 is added to intro's clock.
[03/27/24 08:52:03] k [1221/1453] has challenged intro [443/735] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 14:22:17 is removed from k's clock.
[03/27/24 14:45:46] intro discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:23 toward level 55.
[03/27/24 21:52:02] intro [84/735] has challenged Anna [256/1142] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 00:56:12 is added to intro's clock.
[03/27/24 22:13:40] k [234/1453] has come upon intro [276/735] but is pummelled in combat! 11 days, 10:40:22 is added to k's clock.
[03/28/24 01:52:02] intro [117/735] has challenged dirmaster0 [648/1237] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:31:10 is added to intro's clock.
[03/28/24 07:52:03] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 53 with a clean slate.
[03/28/24 07:59:52] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:18 toward level 54.
[03/28/24 08:40:35] intro left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:37:49 from level 54.
[03/28/24 10:52:03] intro [478/735] has challenged RDNt [440/658] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 02:25:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/28/24 14:52:03] intro [485/735] has challenged techDarko [404/1228] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 17:49:58 is removed from intro's clock.
[03/28/24 14:52:03] In the fierce battle, techDarko dropped their level 67 USB key! intro picks it up, tossing their old level 55 USB key to techDarko
[03/28/24 15:03:49] kub, Anna, dirmaster0, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/28/24 16:52:04] Dent [5/771] has challenged intro [256/747] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:40:48 is added to Dent's clock.
[03/28/24 18:57:15] ctrl-c, kub, and Flier [755/2112] have team battled intro, Anna, and RDNt [2261/2547] and lost! 0 days, 08:04:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/24 22:52:03] intro [316/747] has challenged dirmaster0 [538/1237] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:13:33 is added to intro's clock.
[03/29/24 08:52:04] RDNt [363/658] has challenged intro [190/747] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:50:34 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[03/29/24 10:37:07] RDNt, k, and Dent [1457/2882] have team battled intro, r0d3nt, and Flier [479/2703] and won! 0 days, 19:20:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 15:52:03] intro [215/747] has challenged r0d3nt [533/1367] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:18:03 is added to intro's clock.
[03/29/24 22:52:04] intro [209/747] has challenged w00ter [1189/1414] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 05:00:39 is added to intro's clock.
[03/30/24 19:52:03] morb [221/1161] has challenged intro [287/747] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 18:40:34 is added to morb's clock.
[03/30/24 20:52:03] intro [293/747] has challenged k [1039/1453] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 06:07:25 is added to intro's clock.
[03/31/24 00:52:03] techDarko [205/1221] has challenged intro [414/747] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 20:03:09 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/31/24 01:52:03] intro [571/747] has challenged Anna [775/1137] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 19:41:13 is added to intro's clock.
[03/31/24 02:52:03] intro [456/747] has challenged Dent [760/786] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:36:44 is added to intro's clock.
[03/31/24 07:52:02] intro [127/747] has challenged w00ter [1008/1414] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 02:37:44 is added to intro's clock.
[03/31/24 09:52:04] intro [492/747] has challenged ctrl-c [544/568] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 05:20:53 is added to intro's clock.
[04/01/24 02:52:03] RDNt [381/658] has challenged intro [457/747] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:34:24 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/01/24 03:52:03] ctrl-c [419/568] has challenged intro [130/747] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 14:03:24 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/01/24 10:52:04] kub [218/960] has challenged intro [198/747] and battered them in combat! 6 days, 06:52:41 is removed from kub's clock.
[04/01/24 12:52:03] intro [59/747] has challenged k [1434/1453] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 22:46:47 is added to intro's clock.
[04/01/24 16:52:04] Phreaked [803/1236] has challenged intro [267/747] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 08:14:06 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/02/24 02:52:02] intro [532/747] has challenged Dent [590/786] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 14:12:01 is added to intro's clock.
[04/02/24 05:52:03] w00ter [1069/1414] has challenged intro [79/747] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/02/24 06:15:38] w00ter, ctrl-c, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/24 07:52:04] intro [269/747] has challenged idleClaw [1210/1454] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 23:25:37 is added to intro's clock.
[04/02/24 08:52:04] morb [1138/1161] has challenged intro [62/747] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:30:11 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/02/24 15:52:04] intro [233/747] has challenged r0d3nt [402/1401] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 02:25:26 is added to intro's clock.
[04/02/24 18:52:02] Dent [589/794] has challenged intro [313/747] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:55:16 is removed from Dent's clock.
[04/02/24 19:52:04] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 52 with a clean slate.
[04/02/24 20:52:04] intro [262/747] has challenged kub [763/960] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:56:49 is added to intro's clock.
[04/02/24 21:52:31] r0d3nt [1336/1401] has come upon intro [74/747] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 14:09:21 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/03/24 02:52:04] ctrl-c [48/568] has challenged intro [133/747] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:21:48 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/03/24 03:52:03] techDarko [985/1221] has challenged intro [531/747] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:26:19 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/03/24 07:52:02] dirmaster0 [526/1060] has challenged intro [144/747] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:01:58 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/03/24 11:52:04] intro [257/747] has challenged idleClaw [496/1454] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 20:27:46 is added to intro's clock.
[04/03/24 13:50:51] intro reseated their RAM chips! intro's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/24 02:26:33] Dent, techDarko, r0d3nt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/24 06:52:04] w00ter [387/1414] has challenged intro [185/750] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 19:32:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 15:52:02] intro [599/750] has challenged dirmaster0 [258/1060] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 08:10:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/04/24 15:52:02] intro has dealt dirmaster0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:07:44 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/04/24 20:52:04] Dent [401/794] has challenged intro [266/750] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 17:05:33 is removed from Dent's clock.
[04/05/24 03:52:04] r0d3nt [686/1401] has challenged intro [196/750] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:46:20 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/06/24 02:37:01] dirmaster0, r0d3nt, RDNt, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/06/24 04:52:04] kub [208/960] has challenged intro [520/750] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:13:59 is added to kub's clock.
[04/06/24 08:52:03] intro [624/750] has challenged k [103/1453] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:55 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/06/24 13:52:03] intro [527/750] has challenged dirmaster0 [337/1060] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 09:14:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/06/24 21:52:04] intro [432/750] has challenged Phreaked [1144/1236] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:53 is added to intro's clock.
[04/06/24 23:52:04] dirmaster0 [1036/1064] has challenged intro [93/750] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 17:15:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/07/24 02:52:04] ngora [861/952] has challenged intro [679/750] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 10:42:27 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/07/24 02:52:04] ngora has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:29 is added to intro's clock.
[04/07/24 07:35:16] intro [722/750] has challenged techDarko [705/1221] and battered them in combat! 3 days, 06:14:01 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/07/24 14:52:02] intro [717/750] has challenged Anna [64/1137] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:17:51 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/08/24 03:52:03] intro [460/750] has challenged kub [408/960] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 11:49:59 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/08/24 15:52:03] dirmaster0 [999/1064] has challenged intro [91/750] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 22:32:51 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/08/24 18:29:44] intro got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:06 toward level 54.
[04/09/24 01:38:02] intro founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:51 toward level 54.
[04/09/24 02:52:03] intro [550/750] has challenged Phreaked [152/1236] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:58:35 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/09/24 03:52:02] r0d3nt [924/1578] has challenged intro [668/750] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 20:19:52 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/09/24 04:52:04] Flier [665/766] has challenged intro [688/750] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 21:09:19 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/09/24 06:11:27] intro [546/750] has come upon ngora [832/952] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:04:41 is added to intro's clock.
[04/09/24 06:52:04] intro [389/750] has challenged k [1140/1453] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 07:53:00 is added to intro's clock.
[04/09/24 08:38:28] intro [259/750] has come upon ngora [825/952] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:02 is added to intro's clock.
[04/09/24 15:52:04] intro [358/750] has challenged Flier [424/766] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:54:19 is added to intro's clock.
[04/09/24 17:52:02] dirmaster0 [353/1064] has challenged intro [240/750] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:14:11 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/10/24 02:52:03] intro [243/750] has challenged k [1324/1453] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 01:19:00 is added to intro's clock.
[04/10/24 06:42:25] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/24 10:52:03] intro [153/756] has challenged idleClaw [222/1579] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:40:49 is added to intro's clock.
[04/10/24 13:12:16] intro [508/756] has come upon morb [180/1171] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:35:42 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/10/24 15:52:04] techDarko [282/1221] has challenged intro [656/756] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:24 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/11/24 00:48:01] RDNt [515/697] has come upon intro [505/756] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 10:43:04 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/11/24 02:37:23] intro [377/756] has come upon RDNt [227/697] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:50:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/11/24 03:52:04] techDarko [82/1221] has challenged intro [601/756] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:24 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/11/24 07:06:32] intro accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:28 toward level 54.
[04/11/24 08:52:04] intro [365/756] has challenged ngora [85/952] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 09:04:24 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/11/24 13:52:03] RDNt [467/697] has challenged intro [435/756] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:10 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/11/24 19:45:47] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:18 toward level 54.
[04/12/24 00:07:09] Anna, Flier, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/24 01:52:03] intro [630/756] has challenged techDarko [783/1221] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:25:45 is added to intro's clock.
[04/12/24 03:52:03] intro [707/756] has challenged idleClaw [198/1579] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:16:26 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/12/24 05:52:02] kub [55/960] has challenged intro [179/756] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 18:59:56 is added to kub's clock.
[04/12/24 06:52:04] intro [630/756] has challenged k [225/1453] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:01:22 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/12/24 08:52:02] ctrl-c [363/568] has challenged intro [457/756] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:00:08 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/12/24 16:52:03] intro [457/756] has challenged w00ter [1326/1414] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:49:52 is added to intro's clock.
[04/12/24 22:52:03] intro [439/756] has challenged RDNt [34/697] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:21 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/13/24 00:20:38] intro, Anna, and Phreaked [1433/3129] have team battled Flier, techDarko, and k [330/3379] and won! 0 days, 05:18:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 02:52:04] techDarko [213/1221] has challenged intro [266/756] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:53:03 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/13/24 09:40:56] intro became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:36 toward level 54.
[04/13/24 17:52:02] r0d3nt [1164/1578] has challenged intro [307/756] and crushed them in combat! 19 days, 23:36:59 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/13/24 18:08:46] ctrl-c, r0d3nt, intro, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/13/24 19:44:52] intro [331/756] has challenged kub [708/960] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:57:35 is added to intro's clock.
[04/14/24 01:52:04] intro [516/756] has challenged ngora [766/952] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:04:59 is added to intro's clock.
[04/14/24 03:52:04] Flier [101/753] has challenged intro [490/756] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:32:22 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/14/24 05:24:40] intro can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:27:59 from level 55.
[04/14/24 07:52:03] Anna [250/1137] has challenged intro [598/756] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:07:20 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/14/24 09:52:04] intro [174/756] has challenged Anna [624/1137] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:01:46 is added to intro's clock.
[04/14/24 13:11:12] intro filled in 32 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:54:49 from level 55.
[04/14/24 13:20:58] intro got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:09 toward level 55.
[04/14/24 17:52:02] techDarko [485/1221] has challenged intro [413/756] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:18 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/14/24 21:52:02] intro [267/756] has challenged morb [833/1176] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:51:54 is added to intro's clock.
[04/15/24 07:52:04] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 53 with a clean slate.
[04/15/24 18:50:35] dirmaster0, techDarko, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/24 03:52:03] Phreaked [381/1236] has challenged intro [170/756] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 12:59:43 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/16/24 03:52:03] Phreaked has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:23:41 is added to intro's clock.
[04/16/24 19:52:04] techDarko [811/1221] has challenged intro [492/756] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:44 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/17/24 05:52:03] Flier [168/753] has challenged intro [642/756] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:42 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/17/24 07:54:42] intro forgot 1 characters in their password. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:12 from level 54.
[04/17/24 10:52:02] techDarko [887/1221] has challenged intro [605/756] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:47:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/17/24 13:52:02] intro [354/756] has challenged Flier [259/753] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 20:50:31 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/17/24 16:52:04] techDarko [559/1221] has challenged intro [565/756] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 16:47:51 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/17/24 18:30:53] w00ter [1374/1442] has come upon intro [143/756] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/17/24 19:52:03] intro [728/756] has challenged kub [906/960] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 19:38:32 is added to intro's clock.
[04/17/24 23:52:04] intro [694/756] has challenged w00ter [1413/1442] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:23:34 is added to intro's clock.
[04/18/24 03:52:02] intro [259/756] has challenged r0d3nt [1159/1578] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 08:31:58 is added to intro's clock.
[04/18/24 10:09:31] Flier, r0d3nt, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/24 10:53:24] Knuth looked upon intro, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 1 day, 15:52:49 toward level 54.
[04/19/24 14:52:03] ctrl-c [340/605] has challenged intro [658/756] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:23:28 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/19/24 15:42:10] intro bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $118. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:42 toward level 54.
[04/19/24 15:52:02] Phreaked [1140/1236] has challenged intro [124/756] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 17:04:51 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/19/24 22:10:35] kub, techDarko, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/24 04:35:07] intro learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:20 toward level 54.
[04/20/24 07:52:02] morb [172/1176] has challenged intro [375/756] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 08:29:07 is added to morb's clock.
[04/20/24 10:13:27] w00ter [23/1471] has challenged intro [651/756] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/20/24 12:47:20] intro [630/756] has come upon k [625/1371] and bruised them in combat! 1 day, 18:58:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/20/24 22:44:20] techDarko [838/1221] has come upon intro [487/756] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:26:51 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/20/24 23:52:03] RDNt [26/723] has challenged intro [34/756] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 03:24:30 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/21/24 02:08:21] intro forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:04 from level 54.
[04/21/24 02:52:02] techDarko [502/1221] has challenged intro [467/756] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:21:14 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/21/24 04:52:04] intro [475/756] has challenged r0d3nt [820/1578] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:27:13 is added to intro's clock.
[04/21/24 07:52:02] kub [424/980] has challenged intro [394/756] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 07:55:43 is removed from kub's clock.
[04/21/24 08:24:12] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/24 08:52:03] intro [258/762] has challenged techDarko [318/1221] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 04:29:18 is added to intro's clock.
[04/21/24 15:38:27] dirmaster0, k, RDNt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/22/24 03:52:04] intro [465/762] has challenged kub [910/980] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:14:05 is added to intro's clock.
[04/22/24 13:09:02] morb [570/1176] has come upon intro [128/762] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 20:30:38 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/23/24 13:52:03] Flier [604/753] has challenged intro [700/762] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 22:43:36 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/24/24 00:17:44] intro accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:31 toward level 54.
[04/24/24 01:52:04] intro [289/766] has challenged k [260/1371] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 23:09:10 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/24/24 02:30:35] intro [33/766] has come upon Anna [1032/1144] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 16:42:55 is added to intro's clock.
[04/24/24 04:52:03] w00ter [447/1450] has challenged intro [171/766] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 14:45:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/24 05:52:02] RDNt [670/723] has challenged intro [382/766] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:48:59 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/24/24 07:34:24] intro [112/766] has come upon Phreaked [1055/1236] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:42:31 is added to intro's clock.
[04/24/24 07:34:33] intro [738/766] has come upon Phreaked [1203/1236] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:25:36 is added to intro's clock.
[04/24/24 15:52:04] RDNt [216/723] has challenged intro [266/766] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:33:33 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/24/24 17:52:03] intro [500/766] has challenged kub [567/980] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:01:43 is added to intro's clock.
[04/24/24 20:52:04] intro [403/766] has challenged r0d3nt [855/1578] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:02:56 is added to intro's clock.
[04/25/24 03:25:58] r0d3nt, intro, and ngora [2300/3296] have team battled Phreaked, morb, and Anna [1637/3580] and won! 0 days, 09:01:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/24 08:52:04] intro [320/766] has challenged dirmaster0 [343/1087] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 04:21:09 is added to intro's clock.
[04/25/24 10:46:07] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:14 toward level 54.
[04/25/24 10:52:04] intro [126/766] has challenged kub [550/980] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:09:01 is added to intro's clock.
[04/25/24 15:52:02] intro [705/766] has challenged Phreaked [258/1236] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:40:17 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/25/24 16:15:38] ngora, RDNt, and ctrl-c [1685/2280] have team battled Phreaked, intro, and morb [3012/3202] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/24 22:52:02] morb [209/1200] has challenged intro [451/766] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:40:20 is added to morb's clock.
[04/25/24 23:52:04] intro [409/766] has challenged Flier [320/799] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:51:00 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/26/24 02:52:02] intro [312/766] has challenged morb [865/1200] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:33:23 is added to intro's clock.
[04/26/24 04:52:03] ctrl-c [175/605] has challenged intro [688/766] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:43 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/26/24 10:52:04] morb [342/1200] has challenged intro [325/766] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 23:21:13 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/27/24 01:52:04] intro [225/766] has challenged kub [494/980] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:58 is added to intro's clock.
[04/27/24 02:52:03] w00ter [208/1445] has challenged intro [38/766] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 10:55:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/27/24 04:01:43] intro learned LUA. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:08 toward level 54.
[04/27/24 13:52:04] r0d3nt [413/1578] has challenged intro [30/766] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:48 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/27/24 15:52:03] intro [59/766] has challenged r0d3nt [691/1578] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:39:50 is added to intro's clock.
[04/27/24 16:56:48] intro discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:26 toward level 54.
[04/27/24 22:52:03] techDarko [928/1226] has challenged intro [234/766] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 21:24:20 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/28/24 00:52:02] intro [549/766] has challenged r0d3nt [946/1578] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:23:56 is added to intro's clock.
[04/28/24 02:52:02] Flier [600/803] has challenged intro [352/766] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 11:32:08 is removed from Flier's clock.
[04/28/24 03:44:19] techDarko, Phreaked, RDNt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/28/24 16:52:04] intro [383/766] has challenged RDNt [125/958] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:17:42 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/28/24 22:31:32] kub, dirmaster0, ctrl-c, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/29/24 04:52:03] intro [358/766] has challenged dirmaster0 [1017/1087] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:37:17 is added to intro's clock.
[04/29/24 08:52:04] intro [569/766] has challenged RDNt [925/958] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:32 is added to intro's clock.
[04/29/24 11:52:04] morb [75/1200] has challenged intro [5/766] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:44:23 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/29/24 22:52:04] intro [586/766] has challenged kub [937/980] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:39:27 is added to intro's clock.
[04/30/24 01:04:01] kub, Anna, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/30/24 03:04:57] intro [478/766] has come upon ngora [119/958] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:40:43 is removed from intro's clock.
[04/30/24 03:04:57] intro has dealt ngora a Critical Strike! 11 days, 01:20:40 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/30/24 14:52:02] ngora [542/958] has challenged intro [360/766] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 14:04:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/30/24 18:52:02] morb [597/1210] has challenged intro [112/766] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:14:12 is removed from morb's clock.
[05/01/24 04:25:11] w00ter [602/1445] has come upon intro [331/766] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 14:21:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 06:15:12] w00ter, dirmaster0, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/24 10:52:04] intro [505/766] has challenged dirmaster0 [850/1087] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:00 is added to intro's clock.
[05/01/24 11:52:03] dirmaster0 [748/1087] has challenged intro [246/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:24:39 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/01/24 18:52:04] ctrl-c [108/605] has challenged intro [412/766] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:55:48 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/01/24 19:00:35] intro [652/766] has challenged r0d3nt [555/1578] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 06:02:35 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/02/24 16:39:36] intro [425/766] has come upon k [650/1371] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:44:16 is added to intro's clock.
[05/02/24 17:52:03] intro [73/766] has challenged idleClaw [142/1579] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 20:41:37 is added to intro's clock.
[05/02/24 18:52:02] Flier [168/803] has challenged intro [87/766] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 23:55:30 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/02/24 23:52:03] tinyredlantern [890/1062] has challenged intro [635/766] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 08:09:58 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[05/03/24 00:52:03] dirmaster0 [421/1087] has challenged intro [606/766] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 14:56:06 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/03/24 04:52:03] intro [128/766] has challenged w00ter [1089/1445] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 19:19:12 is added to intro's clock.
[05/03/24 05:52:03] intro [277/766] has challenged r0d3nt [98/1578] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 22:44:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/03/24 06:52:03] ngora [433/958] has challenged intro [337/766] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 00:07:06 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/03/24 06:52:03] In the fierce battle, intro dropped their level 141 world's first actual quantum processor! ngora picks it up, tossing his/her/its old 2.9 GHz processor to intro
[05/03/24 15:52:03] intro [668/686] has challenged r0d3nt [346/1578] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:33:12 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/03/24 18:41:02] w00ter, morb, and Flier [611/3458] have team battled tinyredlantern, intro, and r0d3nt [2587/3326] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/24 19:52:02] intro [83/686] has challenged k [38/1371] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 02:19:07 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/03/24 23:03:49] intro uninstalled all 14 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:27 toward level 55.
[05/04/24 14:52:04] r0d3nt [1453/1578] has challenged intro [433/686] and crushed them in combat! 13 days, 06:56:32 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/05/24 00:56:27] intro reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:16 toward level 55.
[05/05/24 01:52:04] intro [65/686] has challenged morb [1035/1210] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 16:01:37 is added to intro's clock.
[05/05/24 09:52:02] intro [239/686] has challenged k [1022/1371] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:42:49 is added to intro's clock.
[05/05/24 20:52:03] Anna [744/1144] has challenged intro [348/686] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 18:27:50 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/06/24 00:59:39] w00ter, techDarko, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/24 05:17:06] r0d3nt [424/1578] has come upon intro [371/686] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 07:05:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/06/24 05:17:09] r0d3nt [180/1578] has come upon intro [369/686] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 11:26:53 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/06/24 15:52:03] k [403/1371] has challenged intro [421/686] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 02:22:29 is added to k's clock.
[05/06/24 19:52:03] intro [640/686] has challenged k [266/1371] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:07:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/06/24 20:52:03] intro [598/686] has challenged Flier [482/803] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:09:05 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/07/24 01:52:03] intro [3/686] has challenged ctrl-c [247/681] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:34:04 is added to intro's clock.
[05/07/24 06:52:02] tinyredlantern [473/1074] has challenged intro [515/686] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:00:00 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[05/07/24 13:52:02] intro [666/686] has challenged Flier [739/780] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:28:32 is added to intro's clock.
[05/07/24 14:52:04] r0d3nt [1342/1578] has challenged intro [61/686] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 08:45:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/07/24 16:52:04] intro [549/686] has challenged kub [20/1006] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:15:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/07/24 21:02:01] kub, Anna, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/08/24 02:52:04] intro [564/686] has challenged Anna [225/1144] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:41 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/08/24 11:26:03] k [1216/1371] has come upon intro [162/686] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:11:21 is removed from k's clock.
[05/08/24 13:52:03] intro [167/686] has challenged k [582/1371] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:57:27 is added to intro's clock.
[05/09/24 07:52:02] w00ter [1415/1445] has challenged intro [235/686] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/09/24 08:06:07] intro cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:39 toward level 55.
[05/09/24 21:52:03] intro [398/686] has challenged Phreaked [1140/1236] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:29:39 is added to intro's clock.
[05/10/24 00:42:53] intro [638/686] has challenged dirmaster0 [109/1138] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/10/24 06:10:26] intro, k, and techDarko [1299/3255] have team battled ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and w00ter [272/3704] and won! 0 days, 18:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 06:52:03] r0d3nt [1066/1578] has challenged intro [545/686] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 20:29:51 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/10/24 09:52:02] Flier [737/780] has challenged intro [44/686] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:23:12 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/10/24 13:34:09] intro hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:21:25 toward level 56.
[05/10/24 13:52:04] intro [572/686] has challenged Anna [252/1144] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:14:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/10/24 20:52:03] ngora [648/962] has challenged intro [175/686] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 02:47:18 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/11/24 01:52:04] intro [263/686] has challenged ngora [462/962] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 17:11:06 is added to intro's clock.
[05/11/24 13:27:26] kub, w00ter, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/12/24 07:52:02] k [1070/1371] has challenged intro [637/686] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:51 is removed from k's clock.
[05/12/24 09:52:03] dirmaster0 [970/1138] has challenged intro [486/686] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:32:38 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/12/24 23:52:03] dirmaster0 [763/1138] has challenged intro [352/686] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:27:12 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/13/24 05:29:16] kub, ctrl-c, k, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/13/24 15:43:22] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:16 toward level 56.
[05/13/24 19:52:03] intro [682/686] has challenged idleClaw [286/1616] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:20:43 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/14/24 01:52:02] techDarko [176/1198] has challenged intro [513/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:43 is added to techDarko's clock.
[05/14/24 02:52:02] intro [458/686] has challenged r0d3nt [668/1615] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:35:43 is added to intro's clock.
[05/14/24 04:22:08] intro, r0d3nt, and ngora [124/3263] have team battled dclaw, dirmaster0, and Phreaked [1074/3593] and lost! 1 day, 00:17:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/24 04:40:43] Flier, dclaw, and morb [2858/3137] have team battled intro, dirmaster0, and k [2129/3224] and won! 0 days, 21:25:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/24 02:13:49] intro [530/686] has come upon ngora [272/962] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 05:47:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/15/24 02:13:49] intro has dealt ngora a Critical Strike! 23 days, 03:05:31 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/15/24 03:52:04] intro [330/686] has challenged techDarko [1046/1198] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:39:27 is added to intro's clock.
[05/15/24 20:52:02] intro [137/686] has challenged techDarko [710/1198] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:33 is added to intro's clock.
[05/15/24 23:52:03] w00ter [750/1445] has challenged intro [439/686] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:54:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/24 02:52:03] k [767/1371] has challenged intro [256/686] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 18:29:07 is removed from k's clock.
[05/16/24 03:52:03] dirmaster0 [214/1181] has challenged intro [269/686] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 16:55:46 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/16/24 14:50:24] w00ter, kub, and intro [2302/3137] have team battled morb, techDarko, and Anna [3522/3552] and lost! 0 days, 19:42:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/24 16:52:02] ngora [476/962] has challenged intro [558/686] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 17:53:00 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/16/24 17:22:56] dclaw, r0d3nt, k, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/16/24 19:52:04] dirmaster0 [1159/1181] has challenged intro [9/686] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 11:20:22 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/17/24 00:52:03] intro [654/686] has challenged Anna [306/1144] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:14:29 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/17/24 02:52:03] intro [413/686] has challenged techDarko [1187/1198] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:37:57 is added to intro's clock.
[05/17/24 04:52:04] Flier [561/780] has challenged intro [546/686] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:05 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/17/24 12:52:02] r0d3nt [1142/1615] has challenged intro [0/686] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 09:21:08 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/17/24 14:52:02] intro [168/686] has challenged k [1085/1371] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 13:50:54 is added to intro's clock.
[05/17/24 15:52:04] r0d3nt [1167/1615] has challenged intro [542/686] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 00:32:47 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/17/24 19:09:13] kub, Anna, dirmaster0, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/17/24 21:52:04] kub [996/1006] has challenged intro [183/686] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 17:24:43 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/18/24 00:49:05] intro [81/686] has come upon dirmaster0 [808/1181] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:57:24 is added to intro's clock.
[05/18/24 09:52:03] dclaw [702/1147] has challenged intro [441/686] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 13:48:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/18/24 22:31:37] dclaw, r0d3nt, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/19/24 06:52:04] r0d3nt [634/1615] has challenged intro [209/686] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 01:53:45 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/19/24 12:52:02] ctrl-c [307/735] has challenged intro [50/686] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:22:43 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/19/24 13:44:55] ngora, morb, and dirmaster0 [2781/3353] have team battled intro, k, and Anna [1406/3201] and won! 1 day, 15:44:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/24 15:26:23] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:11 toward level 56.
[05/19/24 21:41:48] intro [513/686] has challenged w00ter [524/1445] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 08:53:56 is added to intro's clock.
[05/19/24 22:52:03] intro [353/686] has challenged Flier [579/783] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 08:47:55 is added to intro's clock.
[05/19/24 23:55:27] Flier, morb, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/24 02:52:04] techDarko [565/1198] has challenged intro [3/686] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 17:38:30 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/20/24 05:52:02] morb [735/1210] has challenged intro [19/686] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 01:00:10 is removed from morb's clock.
[05/20/24 07:52:04] dirmaster0 [173/1181] has challenged intro [439/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:42:54 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/20/24 08:52:04] intro [14/686] has challenged dclaw [1080/1108] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 00:22:04 is added to intro's clock.
[05/20/24 13:52:02] intro [554/686] has challenged Flier [256/783] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 12:47:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/21/24 03:52:02] intro [544/686] has challenged k [1231/1341] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:22:19 is added to intro's clock.
[05/21/24 08:52:02] Anna [1033/1139] has challenged intro [611/686] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:18:09 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/21/24 11:52:02] r0d3nt [172/1615] has challenged intro [470/686] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:43:07 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/21/24 13:52:04] intro [127/686] has challenged idleClaw [154/1616] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 15:32:32 is added to intro's clock.
[05/21/24 20:48:02] intro cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:57 toward level 57.
[05/22/24 05:52:02] intro [256/686] has challenged kub [18/1002] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 08:12:39 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/22/24 06:52:02] intro [129/686] has challenged techDarko [433/1198] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:28:08 is added to intro's clock.
[05/22/24 15:51:42] intro, Anna, and k [2443/3166] have team battled r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and techDarko [2553/3548] and lost! 4 days, 01:03:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/24 18:52:03] intro [259/686] has challenged kub [586/997] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:12:16 is added to intro's clock.
[05/22/24 23:52:03] w00ter [681/1445] has challenged intro [533/686] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 15:24:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/23/24 01:52:02] intro [251/686] has challenged dirmaster0 [918/1190] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:48:05 is added to intro's clock.
[05/23/24 03:35:53] w00ter, ctrl-c, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/24 05:52:03] intro [36/686] has challenged r0d3nt [1098/1615] but is crushed in combat! 9 days, 23:38:05 is added to intro's clock.
[05/23/24 08:52:03] intro [362/686] has challenged morb [133/1204] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 22:50:30 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/23/24 09:23:18] intro [178/686] has come upon ctrl-c [472/735] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:00:55 is added to intro's clock.
[05/23/24 10:52:05] intro [211/686] has challenged r0d3nt [938/1615] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:05:12 is added to intro's clock.
[05/23/24 12:52:03] ctrl-c [95/735] has challenged intro [353/686] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:43:23 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/23/24 13:52:02] morb [184/1204] has challenged intro [368/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:42:16 is added to morb's clock.
[05/23/24 23:52:02] r0d3nt [161/1615] has challenged intro [343/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:04:06 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/24/24 09:52:02] intro [466/686] has challenged idleClaw [243/1616] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 11:29:12 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/24/24 19:52:03] k [1250/1341] has challenged intro [562/686] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:40:58 is removed from k's clock.
[05/24/24 19:52:03] k has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 8 days, 17:08:56 is added to intro's clock.
[05/24/24 23:52:02] ctrl-c [641/735] has challenged intro [360/686] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:53:44 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/25/24 07:52:04] intro [44/686] has challenged r0d3nt [1428/1615] but is crushed in combat! 12 days, 10:16:26 is added to intro's clock.
[05/25/24 19:52:02] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 55 with a clean slate.
[05/26/24 03:52:02] r0d3nt [211/1615] has challenged intro [99/686] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 15:24:26 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/26/24 04:52:04] Flier [699/783] has challenged intro [633/686] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 14:08:02 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/26/24 06:52:04] intro [194/686] has challenged Flier [206/783] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 02:35:57 is added to intro's clock.
[05/26/24 09:48:56] w00ter, ctrl-c, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/24 13:56:37] intro [176/686] has come upon r0d3nt [860/1615] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:59:52 is added to intro's clock.
[05/26/24 17:22:23] techDarko, intro, and Anna [2247/2975] have team battled morb, kub, and dirmaster0 [104/3368] and won! 1 day, 12:18:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/24 17:48:22] intro [475/686] has come upon w00ter [415/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 10:21:53 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/26/24 19:52:02] r0d3nt [1506/1615] has challenged intro [538/686] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 07:56:37 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/26/24 20:09:28] ngora [452/976] has come upon intro [508/686] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 03:08:58 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/26/24 23:52:02] intro [52/686] has challenged techDarko [245/1198] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 08:31:48 is added to intro's clock.
[05/27/24 06:52:03] Flier [39/783] has challenged intro [13/686] and battered them in combat! 4 days, 05:55:37 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/27/24 08:52:03] intro [152/686] has challenged idleClaw [1435/1616] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 03:53:30 is added to intro's clock.
[05/27/24 12:18:15] kub, Anna, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/24 13:52:02] ngora [846/976] has challenged intro [135/686] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:37:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/27/24 15:52:02] ctrl-c [355/779] has challenged intro [382/686] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:43:53 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/27/24 21:52:04] intro [320/686] has challenged Anna [953/1091] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:40:20 is added to intro's clock.
[05/28/24 00:52:03] dclaw [392/1134] has challenged intro [284/686] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 11:05:11 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/28/24 01:52:03] intro [601/686] has challenged kub [101/974] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 20:45:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/28/24 01:52:03] In the fierce battle, kub dropped their level 93 psychic monitor which predicts what you want to see next! intro picks it up, tossing their old 37.0" TFT monitor to kub
[05/28/24 08:52:02] techDarko [391/1198] has challenged intro [555/706] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:05:54 is added to techDarko's clock.
[05/28/24 10:52:04] intro [421/706] has challenged morb [756/1204] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:39:06 is added to intro's clock.
[05/28/24 16:05:36] Anna, w00ter, and dclaw [1164/3681] have team battled r0d3nt, intro, and morb [2164/3525] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/24 19:52:03] intro [619/706] has challenged dclaw [221/1134] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 20:08:00 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/28/24 20:52:03] dclaw [932/1134] has challenged intro [568/706] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 15:59:25 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/29/24 01:52:03] intro [270/706] has challenged r0d3nt [234/1615] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 13:36:00 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/29/24 04:52:04] Anna [359/1091] has challenged intro [85/706] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:31:50 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/29/24 12:52:05] ctrl-c [741/779] has challenged intro [326/706] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:41:49 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/29/24 17:52:03] intro [560/706] has challenged morb [773/1204] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 09:47:31 is added to intro's clock.
[05/29/24 18:48:15] intro got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:33 toward level 56.
[05/29/24 21:52:03] r0d3nt [85/1615] has challenged intro [446/706] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:58:25 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/30/24 01:52:02] intro [296/706] has challenged dclaw [356/1134] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 20:11:00 is added to intro's clock.
[05/30/24 03:31:16] intro became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:34 toward level 56.
[05/30/24 09:52:03] dclaw [781/1134] has challenged intro [596/706] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 06:31:58 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/30/24 12:25:50] intro got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:51 toward level 56.
[05/30/24 13:52:04] Flier [178/783] has challenged intro [656/706] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:16:22 is added to Flier's clock.
[05/30/24 15:52:04] ctrl-c [343/779] has challenged intro [523/706] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 00:03:25 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/30/24 18:09:47] Flier, dirmaster0, techDarko, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/24 08:52:02] kub [584/952] has challenged intro [639/706] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 12:41:48 is added to kub's clock.
[05/31/24 12:52:02] techDarko [881/1198] has challenged intro [144/706] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 05:08:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/01/24 13:52:03] dirmaster0 [899/1190] has challenged intro [171/706] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:53:08 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/01/24 18:42:22] techDarko, w00ter, and k [2454/3995] have team battled Anna, intro, and ngora [1439/2779] and won! 2 days, 23:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/24 06:13:09] kub, Flier, r0d3nt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/24 07:15:42] intro started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:00 from level 56.
[06/02/24 13:52:04] k [553/1341] has challenged intro [696/706] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:42:13 is added to k's clock.
[06/03/24 05:08:39] w00ter, Anna, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/24 18:52:03] dclaw [301/1134] has challenged intro [5/706] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:29:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/03/24 23:52:02] dirmaster0 [727/1190] has challenged intro [325/706] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:42:53 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/04/24 01:52:04] intro [150/706] has challenged dirmaster0 [713/1190] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:15 is added to intro's clock.
[06/04/24 03:52:03] dclaw [1078/1134] has challenged intro [369/706] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:46:54 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/04/24 10:52:03] intro [350/706] has challenged k [1250/1341] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:06:07 is added to intro's clock.
[06/05/24 02:52:02] dirmaster0 [117/1190] has challenged intro [350/706] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:25:19 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/05/24 08:52:02] Flier [267/783] has challenged intro [544/706] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:46:40 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/05/24 16:53:33] w00ter, dirmaster0, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/24 20:52:04] w00ter [476/1439] has challenged intro [447/706] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/06/24 00:52:03] r0d3nt [475/1631] has challenged intro [288/706] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 15:14:27 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/06/24 03:52:03] ctrl-c [338/779] has challenged intro [109/706] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 22:48:06 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/06/24 05:52:03] intro [191/706] has challenged Anna [261/1100] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:44:11 is added to intro's clock.
[06/06/24 07:25:27] dclaw [998/1134] has challenged intro [416/706] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 23:36:27 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/06/24 11:28:16] intro [427/706] has come upon techDarko [1193/1198] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:32:10 is added to intro's clock.
[06/06/24 14:10:15] Knuth looked upon intro, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 02:08:14 toward level 56.
[06/06/24 14:15:42] Flier, techDarko, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/24 18:07:04] intro [690/713] has challenged k [949/1341] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:49:11 is added to intro's clock.
[06/06/24 21:52:04] intro [647/713] has challenged r0d3nt [336/1631] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 17:22:17 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/07/24 07:26:57] intro gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:43 from level 57.
[06/07/24 15:52:04] intro [182/713] has challenged ctrl-c [110/779] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 05:40:02 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/07/24 18:52:03] intro [117/713] has challenged k [864/1341] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 15:58:27 is added to intro's clock.
[06/08/24 06:52:03] kub [368/952] has challenged intro [277/713] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:01:25 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/08/24 06:52:03] kub has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 6 days, 21:43:41 is added to intro's clock.
[06/08/24 08:52:02] intro [541/713] has challenged techDarko [1196/1198] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:46:02 is added to intro's clock.
[06/08/24 14:52:02] dclaw [975/1212] has challenged intro [236/713] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 20:21:34 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/08/24 22:52:02] ngora [964/982] has challenged intro [74/713] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 01:59:38 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/09/24 07:52:03] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 55 with a clean slate.
[06/09/24 11:52:02] ngora [863/982] has challenged intro [599/713] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:32:26 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/09/24 14:52:03] dclaw [679/1212] has challenged intro [671/713] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:43 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/09/24 22:52:03] morb [142/1147] has challenged intro [265/713] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:37:07 is added to morb's clock.
[06/10/24 00:52:02] intro [261/713] has challenged ngora [803/982] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:36:12 is added to intro's clock.
[06/10/24 02:52:02] Flier [626/781] has challenged intro [85/713] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 19:08:35 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/10/24 03:52:04] Flier [566/781] has challenged intro [706/713] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 07:09:52 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/10/24 05:52:04] r0d3nt [844/1631] has challenged intro [657/713] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:03:09 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/10/24 07:52:03] Flier [68/781] has challenged intro [501/713] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:56:09 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/10/24 08:52:02] morb [1132/1147] has challenged intro [614/713] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 19:14:50 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/10/24 08:52:02] morb has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 6 days, 00:59:36 is added to intro's clock.
[06/10/24 10:52:04] intro [559/713] has challenged kub [492/952] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 23:41:26 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/10/24 11:07:57] Anna, r0d3nt, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/10/24 16:52:02] dirmaster0 [549/1119] has challenged intro [392/713] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 20:30:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/10/24 19:36:03] intro replied to all their spam. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:48:41 from level 56.
[06/10/24 22:52:03] dclaw [415/1212] has challenged intro [63/713] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:32 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/11/24 06:52:04] intro [326/713] has challenged kub [421/952] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 18:48:47 is added to intro's clock.
[06/11/24 11:52:03] intro [166/713] has challenged techDarko [513/1200] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:42:36 is added to intro's clock.
[06/11/24 15:30:35] intro installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:19:03 toward level 56.
[06/11/24 18:52:02] kub [661/952] has challenged intro [113/713] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 10:58:34 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/11/24 19:52:04] k [1271/1341] has challenged intro [165/713] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 10:22:18 is removed from k's clock.
[06/11/24 20:49:24] intro [388/713] has come upon kub [372/952] and battered them in combat! 6 days, 02:22:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/12/24 03:52:04] dirmaster0 [995/1119] has challenged intro [603/713] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:20:49 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/12/24 06:52:04] Anna [350/1169] has challenged intro [477/713] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 15:02:49 is added to Anna's clock.
[06/12/24 10:52:03] intro [222/713] has challenged Anna [279/1169] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 18:14:35 is added to intro's clock.
[06/12/24 14:52:04] r0d3nt [1348/1631] has challenged intro [25/713] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 01:28:39 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/12/24 16:52:03] intro [559/713] has challenged ctrl-c [580/784] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 22:06:38 is added to intro's clock.
[06/12/24 19:38:32] intro overclocked too much, overheating their CPU! intro's processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/24 19:52:03] intro [86/706] has challenged dclaw [157/1212] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 18:50:30 is added to intro's clock.
[06/12/24 23:52:02] kub [66/952] has challenged intro [51/706] and battered them in combat! 9 days, 15:40:05 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/13/24 00:17:56] w00ter, Anna, r0d3nt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/24 02:52:03] w00ter [1181/1439] has challenged intro [324/706] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 09:52:03] intro [407/706] has challenged w00ter [1212/1439] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 23:33:10 is added to intro's clock.
[06/13/24 10:52:03] Anna [223/1169] has challenged intro [85/706] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 07:53:00 is removed from Anna's clock.
[06/13/24 12:52:02] intro [216/706] has challenged w00ter [1237/1439] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 22:51:48 is added to intro's clock.
[06/13/24 18:52:02] intro [124/706] has challenged idleClaw [435/1632] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:07:04 is added to intro's clock.
[06/14/24 13:52:05] intro [591/706] has challenged idleClaw [1147/1632] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:43:47 is added to intro's clock.
[06/14/24 17:52:03] intro [434/706] has challenged ctrl-c [533/784] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 00:36:11 is added to intro's clock.
[06/14/24 23:52:04] intro [477/706] has challenged dirmaster0 [106/1119] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 07:55:33 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/14/24 23:52:04] In the fierce battle, dirmaster0 dropped his level 158 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit! intro picks it up, tossing their old level 93 psychic monitor which predicts what you want to see next to dirmaster0
[06/15/24 05:52:03] ctrl-c [517/784] has challenged intro [165/771] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:28:41 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/15/24 16:52:03] k [904/1341] has challenged intro [769/771] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:43:05 is removed from k's clock.
[06/16/24 00:52:03] Flier [327/776] has challenged intro [430/771] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 19:36:27 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/16/24 04:52:02] intro [723/771] has challenged ctrl-c [132/784] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:00:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/16/24 16:52:02] techDarko [122/1193] has challenged intro [298/771] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 21:11:53 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/16/24 19:52:02] r0d3nt [298/1631] has challenged intro [177/771] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 23:47:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/17/24 01:52:03] techDarko [124/1193] has challenged intro [191/771] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 08:08:38 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/17/24 12:52:02] Flier [492/776] has challenged intro [669/771] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 06:45:48 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/17/24 15:02:04] ngora [178/974] has come upon intro [377/771] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 18:49:12 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/17/24 18:52:02] intro [465/771] has challenged idleClaw [1352/1632] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 00:28:12 is added to intro's clock.
[06/17/24 22:52:04] intro [126/771] has challenged dclaw [1192/1216] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 06:17:33 is added to intro's clock.
[06/18/24 02:52:03] techDarko [195/1193] has challenged intro [481/771] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:45:15 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/18/24 10:52:02] ngora [38/974] has challenged intro [737/771] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:01:05 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/18/24 11:52:04] k [858/1341] has challenged intro [79/771] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 13:09:00 is removed from k's clock.
[06/18/24 16:52:04] Flier [553/776] has challenged intro [139/771] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:28:54 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/18/24 16:52:04] In the fierce battle, intro dropped their level 67 USB key! Flier picks it up, tossing their old level 40 USB key to intro
[06/18/24 18:52:03] intro [142/744] has challenged morb [816/1156] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:04:57 is added to intro's clock.
[06/19/24 00:39:11] w00ter, Flier, dirmaster0, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/24 09:52:02] intro [315/752] has challenged ngora [111/974] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 04:20:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/19/24 09:52:02] In the fierce battle, ngora dropped his/her/its 32 GiB RAM! intro picks it up, tossing their old 384 MiB RAM to ngora
[06/19/24 17:52:03] intro [210/765] has challenged ctrl-c [97/839] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:21:03 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/19/24 18:52:02] w00ter [229/1460] has challenged intro [382/765] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 21:37:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/19/24 23:08:45] dirmaster0, ctrl-c, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/24 03:18:30] dirmaster0, Anna, and intro [1946/3070] have team battled ctrl-c, ngora, and r0d3nt [1445/3430] and won! 0 days, 14:49:53 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/24 03:52:03] intro [364/765] has challenged techDarko [774/1198] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:39:16 is added to intro's clock.
[06/20/24 08:52:02] morb [1028/1156] has challenged intro [469/765] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:27 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/20/24 08:52:02] morb has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:26:24 is added to intro's clock.
[06/20/24 22:48:26] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/20/24 22:52:02] intro [595/765] has challenged Flier [733/803] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:35:39 is added to intro's clock.
[06/21/24 00:53:56] intro suffered from very brown electricity. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:10 from level 56.
[06/21/24 05:52:02] intro [229/765] has challenged ngora [806/960] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:53:44 is added to intro's clock.
[06/21/24 10:52:03] intro [527/765] has challenged morb [813/1156] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:16:22 is added to intro's clock.
[06/21/24 13:52:04] dclaw [944/1216] has challenged intro [186/765] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 07:36:23 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/22/24 01:50:44] w00ter, r0d3nt, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/24 04:34:09] intro, ngora, and dclaw [832/2941] have team battled dirmaster0, Anna, and ctrl-c [3202/3228] and lost! 1 day, 08:42:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/24 09:52:04] Flier [627/803] has challenged intro [610/765] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 13:02:22 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/22/24 11:52:04] Flier [119/803] has challenged intro [407/765] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:05:04 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/22/24 14:52:02] intro [733/765] has challenged kub [590/952] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:39:44 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/22/24 20:52:03] intro [722/765] has challenged ctrl-c [369/841] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:38:30 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/23/24 06:52:04] intro [54/784] has challenged dclaw [634/1216] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:10:35 is added to intro's clock.
[06/23/24 14:52:02] intro [107/784] has challenged dirmaster0 [993/1129] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:34:35 is added to intro's clock.
[06/23/24 16:23:20] intro became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:08 toward level 56.
[06/23/24 17:52:02] intro [13/784] has challenged ctrl-c [115/841] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:28:29 is added to intro's clock.
[06/23/24 23:52:02] techDarko [1094/1211] has challenged intro [662/784] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:05:05 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/24/24 00:52:02] dclaw [469/1216] has challenged intro [425/784] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:31:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/24/24 01:52:02] Flier [70/803] has challenged intro [697/784] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:35 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/24/24 03:52:04] dclaw [1027/1216] has challenged intro [378/784] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:27:25 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/24/24 04:52:04] intro [252/784] has challenged r0d3nt [1398/1631] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 06:06:19 is added to intro's clock.
[06/24/24 06:52:04] intro [770/784] has challenged dclaw [308/1216] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 17:03:03 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/24/24 10:52:02] intro [152/784] has challenged morb [50/1156] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 21:52:36 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/24/24 13:52:03] intro [431/784] has challenged ngora [179/960] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 08:43:24 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/24/24 19:52:04] techDarko [274/1211] has challenged intro [298/784] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 02:11:01 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/24/24 21:52:03] Flier [320/846] has challenged intro [222/784] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:55:04 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/25/24 01:01:51] dirmaster0, techDarko, dclaw, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/25/24 03:52:04] w00ter [630/1489] has challenged intro [379/784] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/25/24 04:08:00] techDarko [304/1211] has come upon intro [773/784] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:27:45 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/25/24 07:52:04] intro [142/784] has challenged ctrl-c [661/841] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:31 is added to intro's clock.
[06/25/24 14:52:02] intro [295/784] has challenged morb [1053/1156] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:49:39 is added to intro's clock.
[06/25/24 15:52:02] ctrl-c [751/841] has challenged intro [769/784] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 07:45:00 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/25/24 16:52:02] intro [457/784] has challenged ctrl-c [399/841] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 10:48:47 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/25/24 17:52:02] intro [406/784] has challenged r0d3nt [359/1631] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 20:21:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/26/24 02:52:02] morb [860/1156] has challenged intro [123/784] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 18:50:03 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/26/24 03:52:05] intro [339/784] has challenged w00ter [294/1489] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 09:35:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/26/24 06:52:03] k [1199/1341] has challenged intro [362/784] and crushed them in combat! 14 days, 08:27:02 is removed from k's clock.
[06/27/24 17:52:03] intro [677/784] has challenged k [876/1341] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:53:47 is added to intro's clock.
[06/28/24 02:52:04] intro [44/784] has challenged Anna [347/1258] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:56 is added to intro's clock.
[06/28/24 07:52:02] intro [617/784] has challenged techDarko [407/1211] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:30 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/28/24 09:08:51] intro upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:03 toward level 56.
[06/28/24 09:18:22] intro [186/788] has challenged r0d3nt [972/1631] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 01:36:14 is added to intro's clock.
[06/29/24 04:08:50] k, dirmaster0, and intro [3222/3596] have team battled morb, ctrl-c, and ngora [1665/2968] and won! 2 days, 17:47:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/24 08:52:03] intro [100/788] has challenged k [1054/1337] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 14:04:48 is added to intro's clock.
[06/29/24 14:12:21] intro [783/788] has come upon Anna [122/1258] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 08:29:53 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/29/24 17:52:03] intro [216/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [442/1471] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 21:26:59 is added to intro's clock.
[06/29/24 21:52:02] intro [365/788] has challenged ngora [49/960] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 02:16:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/30/24 02:52:03] intro [416/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [220/1471] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 09:05:01 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/30/24 06:52:03] ngora [68/960] has challenged intro [296/788] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 04:23:37 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/01/24 12:52:03] ctrl-c [713/852] has challenged intro [765/788] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:31:54 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/02/24 02:52:02] intro [67/788] has challenged techDarko [310/1211] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:59:01 is added to intro's clock.
[07/02/24 14:46:25] intro became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:37:58 toward level 57.
[07/02/24 16:52:03] intro [434/788] has challenged w00ter [695/862] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:56:13 is added to intro's clock.
[07/03/24 02:52:04] intro [524/788] has challenged Flier [100/1072] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:39:03 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/03/24 04:52:02] intro [665/788] has challenged morb [1036/1156] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:37:59 is added to intro's clock.
[07/03/24 17:02:41] w00ter, morb, intro, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/24 17:02:41] w00ter [274/862] has come upon intro [218/788] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:28:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/04/24 00:52:03] intro [24/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [934/1471] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 19:38:58 is added to intro's clock.
[07/04/24 10:52:03] intro [703/788] has challenged r0d3nt [1224/1623] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 14:58:27 is added to intro's clock.
[07/04/24 17:20:22] Flier [1052/1072] has come upon intro [729/788] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:00:08 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/05/24 05:52:03] intro [64/788] has challenged morb [342/1156] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:24:32 is added to intro's clock.
[07/05/24 08:52:02] intro [561/788] has challenged Flier [476/1072] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 09:20:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/05/24 21:52:02] intro [506/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [844/1471] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:23:19 is added to intro's clock.
[07/05/24 23:52:04] intro [665/788] has challenged Flier [792/1072] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 11:40:59 is added to intro's clock.
[07/06/24 02:52:04] intro [471/788] has challenged k [474/1337] but is bruised in combat! 9 days, 07:55:25 is added to intro's clock.
[07/06/24 03:52:03] intro [725/788] has challenged idleClaw [1533/1636] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 19:35:38 is added to intro's clock.
[07/06/24 05:52:03] Anna [1216/1258] has challenged intro [456/788] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 19:44:37 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/06/24 06:20:49] Flier [161/1065] has come upon intro [235/788] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 17:37:55 is added to Flier's clock.
[07/06/24 07:54:53] intro upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:56 toward level 57.
[07/06/24 09:52:02] Dent [426/798] has challenged intro [259/788] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:02:05 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/06/24 14:52:02] r0d3nt [617/1635] has challenged intro [572/788] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 16:24:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/06/24 15:15:31] ngora, intro, and Anna [2268/3049] have team battled morb, dclaw, and dirmaster0 [2925/3819] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/24 21:52:03] intro [479/788] has challenged ngora [268/1003] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 11 days, 17:12:10 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/07/24 03:52:04] intro [473/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [1014/1471] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:05:00 is added to intro's clock.
[07/07/24 04:45:51] ngora, w00ter, and techDarko [2646/3076] have team battled RDNt, intro, and Flier [343/2811] and won! 2 days, 11:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/24 16:52:03] k [570/1337] has challenged intro [157/788] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:46 is removed from k's clock.
[07/07/24 18:52:02] intro [283/788] has challenged ngora [882/1003] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:43:31 is added to intro's clock.
[07/07/24 19:52:04] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 55 with a clean slate.
[07/07/24 21:52:04] intro [52/788] has challenged dirmaster0 [1361/1471] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 20:34:05 is added to intro's clock.
[07/08/24 00:52:03] RDNt [616/958] has challenged intro [41/788] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:33:19 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/08/24 01:52:03] intro [431/788] has challenged Dent [379/798] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 18:24:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/08/24 08:07:31] intro accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:14 toward level 56.
[07/08/24 11:52:02] dclaw [444/1192] has challenged intro [499/788] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:34:49 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/08/24 17:52:04] intro [133/788] has challenged k [1315/1337] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 14:10:35 is added to intro's clock.
[07/08/24 22:52:02] Dent [700/804] has challenged intro [525/788] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:12:33 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/08/24 23:49:45] intro founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:13 toward level 56.
[07/09/24 03:52:04] dclaw [407/1192] has challenged intro [92/788] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:10:57 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/09/24 04:52:04] Phreaked [236/1279] has challenged intro [255/788] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 20:35:30 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/09/24 07:52:02] morb [348/1156] has challenged intro [672/788] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:42:33 is added to morb's clock.
[07/09/24 12:02:09] dclaw [1063/1192] has challenged intro [590/788] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 02:43:39 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/09/24 15:42:11] Flier, kub, and r0d3nt [214/3656] have team battled RDNt, Phreaked, and intro [1815/3025] and lost! 1 day, 14:26:45 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/24 00:52:03] k [372/1337] has challenged intro [786/788] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:04:59 is added to k's clock.
[07/10/24 02:32:18] kub, k, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/10/24 16:52:02] Dent [435/804] has challenged intro [674/788] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:48:42 is added to Dent's clock.
[07/11/24 23:52:03] kub [222/952] has challenged intro [182/788] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 22:28:09 is removed from kub's clock.
[07/12/24 07:52:02] intro [505/788] has challenged idleClaw [824/1636] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:07:02 is added to intro's clock.
[07/12/24 13:52:03] intro [692/788] has challenged w00ter [88/867] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 17:15:29 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/12/24 14:52:02] intro [685/788] has challenged idleClaw [247/1636] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:12:24 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/12/24 20:52:03] intro [642/788] has challenged w00ter [703/867] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 07:45:55 is added to intro's clock.
[07/13/24 02:52:04] intro [12/788] has challenged k [1256/1353] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 11:44:20 is added to intro's clock.
[07/13/24 11:52:02] ngora [81/992] has challenged intro [584/788] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:08:43 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/13/24 13:52:02] intro [419/788] has challenged Dent [649/817] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 19:24:01 is added to intro's clock.
[07/13/24 15:02:25] techDarko [14/1211] has come upon intro [759/788] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 10:47:44 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/13/24 17:40:28] intro [455/788] has come upon w00ter [253/920] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 07:51:27 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/13/24 20:52:03] w00ter [854/920] has challenged intro [142/788] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:58:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/13/24 22:52:02] intro [296/788] has challenged techDarko [578/1211] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:54:19 is added to intro's clock.
[07/14/24 02:52:04] w00ter [807/920] has challenged intro [730/788] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 12:05:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 07:52:04] morb [219/1156] has challenged intro [424/788] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:19:13 is added to morb's clock.
[07/14/24 08:52:04] RDNt [423/952] has challenged intro [290/788] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:21:41 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/14/24 20:02:13] intro had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:11:55 from level 56.
[07/15/24 08:26:20] kub, RDNt, intro, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/24 16:52:03] ctrl-c [285/790] has challenged intro [240/788] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 23:57:48 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/15/24 19:52:02] morb [26/1156] has challenged intro [520/788] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:07:12 is added to morb's clock.
[07/16/24 00:52:03] intro [618/788] has challenged k [895/1353] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:52:45 is added to intro's clock.
[07/17/24 01:52:03] intro [113/788] has challenged Phreaked [723/1312] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:28:23 is added to intro's clock.
[07/17/24 02:52:02] intro [778/788] has challenged dclaw [430/1192] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 19:43:02 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/17/24 02:52:02] intro has dealt dclaw a Critical Strike! 11 days, 21:14:13 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/17/24 06:52:02] techDarko [204/1211] has challenged intro [405/788] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:09:06 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/17/24 18:52:03] morb [788/1180] has challenged intro [244/788] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 04:37:48 is removed from morb's clock.
[07/18/24 00:52:04] intro [623/788] has challenged Anna [786/1292] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 13:42:58 is added to intro's clock.
[07/18/24 08:45:09] intro learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:32 toward level 56.
[07/18/24 09:43:17] intro hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:11:27 toward level 56.
[07/18/24 23:52:04] r0d3nt [89/1635] has challenged intro [147/788] but is pummelled in combat! 17 days, 16:15:36 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[07/19/24 03:18:19] intro pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 19 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:26:44 toward level 56.
[07/19/24 03:52:04] ngora [1022/1056] has challenged intro [610/788] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 03:43:21 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/19/24 05:52:02] intro [95/788] has challenged RDNt [511/994] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:39:30 is added to intro's clock.
[07/19/24 06:52:02] intro [345/788] has challenged r0d3nt [390/1635] but is pummelled in combat! 8 days, 04:45:28 is added to intro's clock.
[07/19/24 08:52:02] intro [392/788] has challenged idleClaw [1135/1636] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 02:10:44 is added to intro's clock.
[07/19/24 10:52:03] r0d3nt [1019/1635] has challenged intro [442/788] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 20:11:48 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/19/24 11:52:03] intro [242/788] has challenged r0d3nt [735/1635] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 05:14:30 is added to intro's clock.
[07/19/24 18:52:04] ngora [670/1056] has challenged intro [114/788] and defeated them in combat! 21 days, 04:30:00 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/20/24 11:52:04] intro [391/802] has challenged veego [90/220] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 21:36:39 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/20/24 13:52:04] intro [438/802] has challenged Phreaked [120/1312] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 06:50:03 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/20/24 17:52:03] intro [97/802] has challenged dclaw [171/1192] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 22:17:05 is added to intro's clock.
[07/20/24 22:31:00] w00ter, dirmaster0, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/24 02:22:31] Knuth looked upon intro, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 8 days, 21:44:56 toward level 56.
[07/21/24 05:45:43] intro got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:15 toward level 56.
[07/21/24 06:52:04] intro [279/802] has challenged dclaw [632/1192] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:45:24 is added to intro's clock.
[07/21/24 12:31:08] intro got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! intro's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/24 13:42:54] intro [478/807] has come upon RDNt [426/994] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 08:45:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/21/24 13:52:04] intro [88/807] has challenged r0d3nt [1094/1635] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 06:45:28 is added to intro's clock.
[07/21/24 14:14:18] Flier [560/1069] has come upon intro [182/807] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:32:45 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/21/24 16:52:03] ngora [714/1062] has challenged intro [706/807] and bruised them in combat! 7 days, 09:01:32 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/21/24 17:52:03] Flier [101/1069] has challenged intro [349/807] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:47 is added to Flier's clock.
[07/21/24 23:52:04] intro [442/807] has challenged Flier [691/1069] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:17:33 is added to intro's clock.
[07/22/24 03:52:03] intro [484/807] has challenged idleClaw [999/1636] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:24:29 is added to intro's clock.
[07/22/24 09:52:03] intro [780/807] has challenged dclaw [1155/1192] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:22:21 is added to intro's clock.
[07/22/24 12:52:03] intro [188/807] has challenged veego [51/236] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:34:13 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/22/24 14:36:28] intro left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:06:02 from level 56.
[07/22/24 19:52:02] Flier [790/1069] has challenged intro [342/807] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:49 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/22/24 19:52:02] Flier has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:53:48 is added to intro's clock.
[07/22/24 21:52:02] intro [389/807] has challenged RDNt [243/994] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 12:29:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/23/24 04:19:59] r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and dirmaster0 [1480/3913] have team battled kub, intro, and w00ter [38/2654] and won! 0 days, 02:41:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/24 06:52:03] ctrl-c [320/807] has challenged intro [691/807] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:37:53 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/23/24 10:44:55] morb, Dent, and dclaw [706/3235] have team battled intro, veego, and kub [753/1972] and lost! 0 days, 15:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/24 19:52:02] dclaw [428/1192] has challenged intro [667/807] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 02:37:21 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/25/24 01:52:03] intro [784/807] has challenged morb [577/1152] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 12:40:21 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/25/24 08:52:02] intro [81/807] has challenged morb [347/1152] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:40:16 is added to intro's clock.
[07/25/24 13:52:03] techDarko [569/1241] has challenged intro [425/807] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:38:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/25/24 13:52:03] techDarko has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:45:36 is added to intro's clock.
[07/25/24 18:52:04] Anna [69/1327] has challenged intro [779/807] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:44:27 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/25/24 19:52:04] ctrl-c [282/807] has challenged intro [782/807] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:50:59 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/26/24 07:52:04] intro [206/807] has challenged dirmaster0 [1227/1471] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 04:33:27 is added to intro's clock.
[07/26/24 12:50:50] Dent, intro, ngora, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/26/24 19:52:03] ngora [771/1062] has challenged intro [578/807] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 12:28:15 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/27/24 00:52:02] Dent [616/891] has challenged intro [396/807] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:06:00 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/27/24 01:52:02] Dent [850/891] has challenged intro [157/807] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:49 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/27/24 05:52:04] RDNt [386/1012] has challenged intro [216/807] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:55:59 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/27/24 09:52:03] intro [96/807] has challenged ctrl-c [352/807] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:31:16 is added to intro's clock.
[07/27/24 17:52:04] intro [614/807] has challenged RDNt [406/1012] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:11:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/27/24 18:52:02] ngora [940/1062] has challenged intro [309/807] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 16:15:35 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/28/24 00:52:03] RDNt [430/1012] has challenged intro [535/807] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 04:54:37 is added to RDNt's clock.
[07/28/24 03:52:04] intro [799/807] has challenged k [377/1353] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:30:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/28/24 08:52:04] intro [754/807] has challenged kub [449/743] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:11:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/28/24 10:52:03] techDarko [1190/1241] has challenged intro [215/807] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:59:41 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/29/24 03:52:04] intro [711/807] has challenged RDNt [281/1012] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:55:35 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/29/24 09:58:40] ngora [512/1062] has come upon intro [753/807] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 08:10:23 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/29/24 12:22:58] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:40 toward level 56.
[07/29/24 16:52:02] intro [449/807] has challenged dclaw [136/1212] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 01:55:41 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/30/24 02:52:03] techDarko [308/1241] has challenged intro [487/807] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:02:48 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/30/24 05:52:03] intro [806/807] has challenged w00ter [737/909] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 12:57:24 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/30/24 09:22:54] w00ter, RDNt, intro, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/24 12:45:23] Dennis Ritchie thinks that intro is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 1 day, 00:18:59 toward level 56.
[07/30/24 17:52:02] intro [701/807] has challenged w00ter [26/909] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:41:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/30/24 20:36:47] intro [260/807] has challenged Dent [820/1080] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:58:41 is added to intro's clock.
[07/31/24 01:52:04] intro [281/807] has challenged dclaw [585/1212] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:02:06 is added to intro's clock.
[07/31/24 03:52:04] ctrl-c [312/807] has challenged intro [493/807] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:00:13 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/31/24 16:27:24] dirmaster0 [1359/1471] has come upon intro [157/807] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 21:44:54 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/31/24 21:52:03] intro [806/807] has challenged dclaw [1050/1212] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:02:37 is added to intro's clock.
[07/31/24 23:52:02] intro [144/807] has challenged tinyredlantern [476/1074] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:54:41 is added to intro's clock.
[08/01/24 01:52:02] k [1203/1353] has challenged intro [795/807] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:26:26 is removed from k's clock.
[08/01/24 02:52:02] tinyredlantern [164/1074] has challenged intro [500/807] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:29:29 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/01/24 04:20:14] ctrl-c, Anna, intro, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/01/24 19:52:02] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 55 with a clean slate.
[08/01/24 19:52:02] kub [23/743] has challenged intro [307/807] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 15:15:24 is added to kub's clock.
[08/02/24 02:52:03] intro [467/807] has challenged dirmaster0 [323/1471] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 01:20:47 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/02/24 06:52:02] intro [708/807] has challenged Flier [619/1081] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 15:20:57 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/02/24 20:52:04] intro [280/807] has challenged Dent [844/1080] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:32:38 is added to intro's clock.
[08/02/24 22:52:04] techDarko [380/1241] has challenged intro [666/807] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:27:26 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/03/24 05:51:06] intro installed a rootkit on 167 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:20:11 toward level 56.
[08/03/24 11:52:04] intro [63/807] has challenged tinyredlantern [544/1074] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:18:07 is added to intro's clock.
[08/04/24 04:52:03] Flier [135/1081] has challenged intro [429/807] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:55:06 is added to Flier's clock.
[08/04/24 11:44:13] ctrl-c, morb, intro, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/24 15:52:04] intro [534/807] has challenged tinyredlantern [243/1074] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 14:25:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/04/24 15:52:04] In the fierce battle, tinyredlantern dropped their level 73 Einstein's Tachyonic Antitelephone! intro picks it up, tossing their old level 62 psychic graphics card which predicts what you want to see next to tinyredlantern
[08/04/24 15:56:22] intro cleared all 489 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:45:29 toward level 56.
[08/04/24 22:52:03] r0d3nt [640/1635] has challenged intro [324/818] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 22:57:04 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/04/24 23:52:02] intro [361/818] has challenged kub [338/743] and battered them in combat! 4 days, 18:08:56 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/05/24 01:48:37] k, Flier, and RDNt [2920/3446] have team battled dirmaster0, intro, and morb [400/3441] and won! 1 day, 10:47:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/24 01:52:55] intro [551/818] has come upon Flier [977/1081] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:13:08 is added to intro's clock.
[08/05/24 02:52:04] Flier [790/1081] has challenged intro [340/818] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 02:09:20 is removed from Flier's clock.
[08/05/24 02:52:04] In the fierce battle, intro dropped their level 85 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! Flier picks it up, tossing their old linux 3.3 4.%{0#+1}% OS to intro
[08/05/24 19:16:56] Flier, intro, and morb [2528/3051] have team battled Anna, ngora, and techDarko [3762/3898] and lost! 1 day, 11:29:15 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/24 20:52:02] intro [67/789] has challenged tinyredlantern [554/1063] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:20:51 is added to intro's clock.
[08/06/24 04:52:02] techDarko [61/1241] has challenged intro [615/789] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:29:51 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/06/24 05:52:02] kub [27/743] has challenged intro [76/789] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 04:08:26 is added to kub's clock.
[08/06/24 09:52:04] techDarko [464/1241] has challenged intro [341/789] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 21:06:13 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/06/24 17:43:13] intro cleared all 136 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:15 toward level 56.
[08/06/24 17:52:02] intro [603/789] has challenged dirmaster0 [218/1471] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 00:37:32 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/06/24 18:52:04] intro [548/789] has challenged ngora [452/1062] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 20:09:38 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/06/24 20:14:15] intro cleared all 118 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:23 toward level 56.
[08/07/24 08:04:55] intro found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:13 toward level 56.
[08/07/24 20:52:02] intro [189/789] has challenged tinyredlantern [471/1063] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:33 is added to intro's clock.
[08/07/24 22:52:04] intro [156/789] has challenged k [548/1353] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:17 is added to intro's clock.
[08/08/24 01:52:04] intro [231/789] has challenged veego [166/321] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:07:35 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/08/24 02:10:18] intro [164/789] has come upon ngora [590/1062] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:44 is added to intro's clock.
[08/08/24 12:52:03] intro [555/789] has challenged RDNt [915/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:37 is added to intro's clock.
[08/08/24 13:15:24] LeftShoe [55/88] has challenged intro [288/789] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:12:02 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/08/24 14:52:04] intro [262/789] has challenged techDarko [240/1241] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 08:14:54 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/08/24 19:44:21] intro, Dent, and dclaw [1833/3081] have team battled Anna, LeftShoe, and tinyredlantern [2610/2781] and lost! 0 days, 06:03:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/24 22:52:02] intro [348/789] has challenged dirmaster0 [328/1471] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 06:58:36 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/09/24 03:52:03] ngora [621/1062] has challenged intro [196/789] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:15:17 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/09/24 12:52:04] kub [708/751] has challenged intro [569/789] and overpowered them in combat! 14 days, 03:10:37 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/10/24 01:06:47] intro [70/789] has challenged tinyredlantern [96/1063] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 08:53:56 is added to intro's clock.
[08/10/24 06:52:02] r0d3nt [954/1635] has challenged intro [679/789] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/10/24 07:14:47] intro [4/789] has come upon w00ter [214/931] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 16:14:11 is added to intro's clock.
[08/10/24 23:52:04] dclaw [708/1212] has challenged intro [240/789] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:40:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/11/24 01:52:04] RDNt [375/1012] has challenged intro [549/789] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 09:56:04 is added to RDNt's clock.
[08/11/24 05:52:03] intro [746/789] has challenged w00ter [845/931] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 19:45:34 is added to intro's clock.
[08/11/24 10:52:03] k [520/1380] has challenged intro [417/789] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:24:00 is removed from k's clock.
[08/11/24 13:52:02] ngora [889/1075] has challenged intro [111/789] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:17 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/11/24 14:52:03] intro [260/789] has challenged w00ter [748/931] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:30:40 is added to intro's clock.
[08/11/24 20:57:09] intro, ctrl-c, Anna, and kub have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/24 00:52:04] intro [229/789] has challenged k [119/1380] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 23:21:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/12/24 05:52:04] intro [609/789] has challenged LeftShoe [141/259] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:42:27 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/12/24 08:52:04] intro [521/789] has challenged Flier [747/1110] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 01:36:57 is added to intro's clock.
[08/12/24 11:32:01] intro worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:35 toward level 57.
[08/12/24 18:01:15] dirmaster0, intro, k, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/12/24 18:52:02] techDarko [1155/1236] has challenged intro [462/789] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:29 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/12/24 19:41:25] intro [402/789] has come upon ctrl-c [451/815] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 22:12:41 is added to intro's clock.
[08/12/24 19:52:02] intro [177/789] has challenged LeftShoe [188/259] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 18:42:30 is added to intro's clock.
[08/13/24 05:52:02] Dent [681/1093] has challenged intro [94/789] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 20:48:52 is removed from Dent's clock.
[08/13/24 09:16:43] tinyredlantern, veego, and morb [2462/2533] have team battled ngora, techDarko, and intro [1457/3100] and won! 0 days, 10:52:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/24 13:52:02] intro [659/789] has challenged RDNt [67/1064] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:52:34 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/14/24 00:52:03] r0d3nt [298/1511] has challenged intro [108/789] and overpowered them in combat! 32 days, 06:16:39 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/14/24 17:52:02] intro [90/789] has challenged ngora [781/1075] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:21:32 is added to intro's clock.
[08/14/24 21:52:02] intro [605/789] has challenged RDNt [286/1064] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 17:00:01 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/15/24 07:52:02] intro [555/789] has challenged r0d3nt [747/1511] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 14:10:45 is added to intro's clock.
[08/15/24 11:28:47] intro installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:43:42 toward level 57.
[08/15/24 20:15:49] dirmaster0, intro, RDNt, and morb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/16/24 06:35:01] veego [58/344] has come upon intro [360/789] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:03:34 is added to veego's clock.
[08/16/24 06:52:03] morb [384/1165] has challenged intro [585/789] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 01:23:26 is added to morb's clock.
[08/16/24 08:52:03] Anna [805/1640] has challenged intro [385/789] and defeated them in combat! 20 days, 04:23:15 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/16/24 14:41:48] intro [582/789] has come upon veego [215/344] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:17:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/16/24 18:52:04] intro [417/789] has challenged Phreaked [682/1063] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:25:01 is added to intro's clock.
[08/17/24 09:09:13] ctrl-c, morb, and Anna [1170/3560] have team battled tinyredlantern, intro, and Phreaked [464/2906] and won! 3 days, 04:20:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/24 09:52:09] ngora [916/1075] has come upon intro [705/789] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 19:04:51 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/17/24 13:52:03] intro [711/789] has challenged idleClaw [76/1585] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:52:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/17/24 19:52:02] dirmaster0 [369/1480] has challenged intro [616/789] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:12 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/18/24 01:52:04] dclaw [179/1212] has challenged intro [299/789] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 11:50:34 is added to dclaw's clock.
[08/18/24 14:52:02] intro [470/789] has challenged dirmaster0 [644/1480] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 21:24:06 is added to intro's clock.
[08/18/24 18:52:02] intro [282/789] has challenged dclaw [231/1212] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 02:58:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/18/24 21:52:04] intro [610/789] has challenged techDarko [1005/1236] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:50:37 is added to intro's clock.
[08/18/24 22:52:04] intro [78/789] has challenged dirmaster0 [749/1480] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:14:21 is added to intro's clock.
[08/19/24 00:52:03] dclaw [642/1212] has challenged intro [33/789] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 18:35:04 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/19/24 03:52:04] intro [656/789] has challenged techDarko [591/1236] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 07:13:46 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/19/24 06:52:03] intro [481/789] has challenged techDarko [1065/1236] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:36:21 is added to intro's clock.
[08/19/24 11:52:02] intro [758/789] has challenged RDNt [659/1064] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:04:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/19/24 11:52:02] In the fierce battle, RDNt dropped their level 165 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit! intro picks it up, tossing their old level 158 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit to RDNt
[08/19/24 13:52:04] techDarko [135/1236] has challenged intro [278/796] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 14:04:06 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/19/24 14:47:37] intro [274/796] has come upon Flier [979/1115] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:57:09 is added to intro's clock.
[08/20/24 01:52:03] Anna [154/1653] has challenged intro [669/796] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 16:20:30 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/20/24 13:24:27] intro, k, Phreaked, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/24 14:52:02] k [1044/1414] has challenged intro [256/796] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 14:02:16 is removed from k's clock.
[08/21/24 05:52:04] Dent [1087/1108] has challenged intro [215/796] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 14:18:28 is removed from Dent's clock.
[08/21/24 06:52:04] tinyredlantern [151/1054] has challenged intro [210/796] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 20:50:56 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/21/24 10:52:03] techDarko [1007/1240] has challenged intro [44/796] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 19:38:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/21/24 13:52:02] intro [268/796] has challenged dclaw [256/1212] and battered him in combat! 2 days, 14:55:57 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/21/24 23:36:45] dirmaster0, LeftShoe, and ctrl-c [2604/2633] have team battled dclaw, intro, and RDNt [2341/3065] and won! 0 days, 09:34:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/24 12:52:02] intro [393/796] has challenged k [463/1399] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 15:47:29 is added to intro's clock.
[08/22/24 15:20:06] dirmaster0, tinyredlantern, ngora, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/24 16:52:03] ctrl-c [119/742] has challenged intro [727/796] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:50:00 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/23/24 07:52:02] intro [420/796] has challenged LeftShoe [47/411] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:56 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/23/24 09:52:04] w00ter [115/931] has challenged intro [33/796] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 03:36:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/23/24 14:52:02] Anna [954/1653] has challenged intro [474/796] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 10:40:16 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/23/24 21:32:11] dirmaster0, intro, and Anna [292/3929] have team battled tinyredlantern, r0d3nt, and Dent [1198/3754] and lost! 0 days, 23:08:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/24 19:36:31] morb, w00ter, and Anna [300/3787] have team battled intro, Flier, and dclaw [1892/3095] and lost! 4 days, 22:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/24 22:52:02] intro [750/796] has challenged dclaw [1114/1212] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:23:26 is added to intro's clock.
[08/25/24 08:38:59] RDNt, Phreaked, and Anna [2861/3803] have team battled ngora, kub, and intro [1258/2603] and won! 0 days, 06:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/24 11:52:03] intro [669/796] has challenged dclaw [541/1212] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 08:14:17 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/25/24 12:46:54] intro [788/796] has come upon Phreaked [412/1055] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:07:05 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/25/24 20:01:49] intro keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! intro's USB key loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/24 19:52:03] dirmaster0 [445/1480] has challenged intro [668/790] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 08:55:10 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/27/24 17:53:37] LeftShoe, techDarko, and dirmaster0 [2715/3131] have team battled Phreaked, Dent, and intro [978/2966] and won! 0 days, 07:20:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/24 23:53:27] intro founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:23 toward level 57.
[08/28/24 01:52:04] k [290/1399] has challenged intro [205/790] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 14:49:52 is removed from k's clock.
[08/28/24 05:52:02] intro [685/790] has challenged k [1294/1399] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:20 is added to intro's clock.
[08/28/24 12:52:03] tinyredlantern [1005/1032] has challenged intro [593/790] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 23:07:28 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/28/24 16:44:45] intro [626/851] has challenged dclaw [944/1212] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:44:26 is added to intro's clock.
[08/28/24 19:04:38] intro, Phreaked, morb, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/24 19:04:41] intro [574/851] has come upon dclaw [168/1212] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 16:00:25 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/28/24 20:10:32] Phreaked [523/1055] has come upon intro [721/851] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:01:06 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/28/24 20:10:41] Phreaked [731/1055] has come upon intro [111/851] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:30:02 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/28/24 20:10:41] Phreaked has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:07:44 is added to intro's clock.
[08/28/24 23:52:04] intro [496/851] has challenged dirmaster0 [625/1480] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 11:06:56 is added to intro's clock.
[08/29/24 02:52:04] intro [604/851] has challenged ctrl-c [176/742] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 01:49:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/29/24 03:52:03] intro [348/851] has challenged techDarko [836/1240] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:11:39 is added to intro's clock.
[08/29/24 09:52:04] intro [800/851] has challenged Dent [348/1126] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 12:03:31 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/29/24 15:04:09] Malefica [6/33] has challenged intro [418/851] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:57 is added to Malefica's clock.
[08/29/24 23:52:03] intro [382/851] has challenged idleClaw [414/1585] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 16:58:44 is added to intro's clock.
[08/30/24 07:35:40] intro installed a rootkit on 1623 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:46:28 toward level 58.
[08/30/24 11:52:03] intro [468/851] has challenged idleClaw [889/1585] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:29:58 is added to intro's clock.
[08/30/24 14:17:20] techDarko, intro, and tinyredlantern [374/3123] have team battled Anna, kub, and dclaw [3304/3654] and lost! 3 days, 10:00:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/24 16:25:52] intro had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:11:42 from level 58.
[08/30/24 17:52:03] intro [81/851] has challenged k [1352/1399] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 05:55:40 is added to intro's clock.
[08/30/24 20:52:03] intro [745/851] has challenged Dent [780/1126] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 22:44:51 is added to intro's clock.
[08/31/24 00:52:02] dirmaster0 [1319/1480] has challenged intro [68/851] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 23:38:53 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/31/24 04:52:04] intro [213/851] has challenged dclaw [10/1212] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 00:35:36 is removed from intro's clock.
[08/31/24 06:52:04] k [842/1399] has challenged intro [168/851] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 22:13:35 is removed from k's clock.
[08/31/24 07:52:04] w00ter [398/931] has challenged intro [501/851] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 15:13:57 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/31/24 10:52:07] w00ter, intro, and Flier [2133/2869] have team battled kub, ngora, and r0d3nt [2578/3370] and lost! 6 days, 07:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/24 11:52:04] techDarko [475/1240] has challenged intro [230/851] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 12:27:34 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/31/24 13:56:22] morb, Flier, intro, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/31/24 13:56:22] intro [693/851] has come upon morb [839/1165] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 13:33:06 is added to intro's clock.
[09/01/24 09:52:04] RDNt [191/1057] has challenged intro [727/851] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:10:52 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/01/24 13:57:24] RDNt, intro, and Anna [2912/3599] have team battled morb, techDarko, and dclaw [1266/3623] and won! 2 days, 21:45:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/24 18:52:03] intro [189/851] has challenged k [1286/1399] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 03:40:42 is added to intro's clock.
[09/03/24 07:19:43] r0d3nt, tinyredlantern, intro, and Dent have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/24 11:55:18] intro installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:25:53 toward level 58.
[09/03/24 21:52:02] intro [592/851] has challenged morb [886/1165] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:23:06 is added to intro's clock.
[09/03/24 23:52:02] intro [671/851] has challenged dirmaster0 [773/1480] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 03:25:40 is added to intro's clock.
[09/04/24 04:52:02] intro [495/851] has challenged Flier [459/1107] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 17:35:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/04/24 08:33:56] Flier, ngora, intro, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/24 09:40:48] intro got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:35:54 from level 58.
[09/04/24 11:52:04] intro [9/851] has challenged kub [279/730] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:46:52 is added to intro's clock.
[09/05/24 00:52:03] intro [560/851] has challenged w00ter [730/931] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 02:26:08 is added to intro's clock.
[09/05/24 10:52:04] Anna [892/1691] has challenged intro [384/851] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:50 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/05/24 17:52:02] intro [186/851] has challenged Anna [1286/1691] but is crushed in combat! 10 days, 01:20:50 is added to intro's clock.
[09/05/24 20:52:02] intro [131/851] has challenged tinyredlantern [94/1032] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 20:21:09 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/06/24 06:52:03] intro [372/851] has challenged ngora [424/1060] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 13:26:59 is added to intro's clock.
[09/06/24 10:52:04] kub [717/730] has challenged intro [690/851] and pummelled them in combat! 28 days, 12:57:35 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/06/24 19:52:03] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 56 with a clean slate.
[09/07/24 08:52:03] intro [590/851] has challenged ctrl-c [725/742] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:30:14 is added to intro's clock.
[09/07/24 09:52:02] r0d3nt [417/1584] has challenged intro [545/851] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 01:57:30 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[09/07/24 10:52:02] intro [581/851] has challenged RDNt [1024/1057] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:59:19 is added to intro's clock.
[09/07/24 18:52:03] intro [593/851] has challenged ngora [462/1060] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 02:47:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/07/24 23:52:03] Flier [1048/1107] has challenged intro [80/851] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 03:32:28 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/08/24 00:52:02] Anna [1385/1691] has challenged intro [232/851] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 16:38:46 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/08/24 16:52:02] intro [50/851] has challenged dclaw [129/1226] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 13:31:47 is added to intro's clock.
[09/08/24 20:15:57] ctrl-c, k, and Anna [1510/3849] have team battled intro, ngora, and dirmaster0 [2404/3391] and lost! 0 days, 14:26:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/24 21:52:04] kub [512/730] has challenged intro [692/851] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 13:57:34 is added to kub's clock.
[09/09/24 06:52:03] w00ter [721/931] has challenged intro [66/851] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/09/24 06:52:03] In the fierce battle, intro dropped their 32 GiB RAM! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old 192 MiB RAM to intro
[09/09/24 08:52:02] dirmaster0 [235/1480] has challenged intro [806/836] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:43:40 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/09/24 16:52:02] dirmaster0 [144/1480] has challenged intro [412/836] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:04:11 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/09/24 23:52:02] dclaw [719/1235] has challenged intro [552/836] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 21:32:07 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/10/24 01:39:28] intro degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! intro's level 165 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/24 02:52:04] intro [717/852] has challenged dirmaster0 [838/1480] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 14:15:58 is added to intro's clock.
[09/10/24 08:52:02] intro [154/852] has challenged w00ter [727/948] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:10:59 is added to intro's clock.
[09/10/24 13:52:02] r0d3nt [825/1584] has challenged intro [150/852] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 02:42:44 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/10/24 14:41:01] intro installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:30:09 toward level 57.
[09/10/24 16:52:02] intro [766/852] has challenged kub [585/730] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 02:22:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/10/24 19:52:02] intro [649/852] has challenged tinyredlantern [861/1032] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 02:31:57 is added to intro's clock.
[09/11/24 05:52:02] intro [658/852] has challenged ngora [776/1060] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 16:47:03 is added to intro's clock.
[09/11/24 06:52:02] morb [408/1157] has challenged intro [627/852] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 13:09:44 is added to morb's clock.
[09/11/24 11:08:08] kub, Anna, LeftShoe, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/11/24 14:52:03] intro [93/852] has challenged dclaw [703/1235] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 15:25:50 is added to intro's clock.
[09/12/24 00:20:19] intro had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:02 from level 57.
[09/12/24 06:52:03] intro [379/852] has challenged dclaw [481/1235] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 04:08:03 is added to intro's clock.
[09/12/24 11:52:04] tinyredlantern [636/1032] has challenged intro [597/852] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 03:59:43 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/12/24 14:28:15] RDNt [15/1057] has come upon intro [827/852] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 10:00:27 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/12/24 20:52:04] Flier [196/1175] has challenged intro [355/852] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 16:36:57 is added to Flier's clock.
[09/13/24 01:52:02] tinyredlantern [204/1032] has challenged intro [692/852] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:41:22 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/13/24 02:33:00] morb, intro, and dclaw [2801/3244] have team battled tinyredlantern, Flier, and RDNt [2442/3264] and won! 3 days, 19:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/24 07:41:17] morb, Flier, LeftShoe, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/24 21:31:34] intro worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:24 toward level 57.
[09/14/24 02:52:02] kub [268/738] has challenged intro [471/852] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 13:55:05 is added to kub's clock.
[09/14/24 06:25:11] w00ter, LeftShoe, Phreaked, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/24 06:52:04] tinyredlantern [1026/1075] has challenged intro [813/852] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 15:23:27 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/14/24 10:52:04] RDNt [1049/1057] has challenged intro [123/852] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 01:37:21 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/14/24 12:52:04] LeftShoe [44/457] has challenged intro [558/852] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:21:03 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[09/14/24 21:52:03] intro [860/867] has challenged idleClaw [588/1581] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 01:42:17 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/15/24 06:52:02] intro [84/867] has challenged LeftShoe [313/457] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 04:33:36 is added to intro's clock.
[09/15/24 08:52:04] intro [534/867] has challenged techDarko [1038/1245] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:23:31 is added to intro's clock.
[09/16/24 01:13:38] dirmaster0, RDNt, and intro [2442/3404] have team battled ngora, ctrl-c, and Anna [3451/3541] and lost! 1 day, 21:52:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/24 03:41:19] Flier [546/1175] has come upon intro [313/867] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 17:41:06 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/16/24 03:41:25] intro [224/867] has come upon Flier [762/1175] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:48:55 is added to intro's clock.
[09/16/24 03:52:02] intro [750/867] has challenged Anna [91/1735] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 11:23:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/16/24 04:52:02] Anna [162/1735] has challenged intro [496/867] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:44:40 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/17/24 06:52:04] dirmaster0 [392/1480] has challenged intro [861/867] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:02:43 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/17/24 18:05:43] dclaw, kub, tinyredlantern, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/17/24 22:18:09] intro worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:43 toward level 57.
[09/18/24 03:52:02] k [105/1416] has challenged intro [18/867] and overpowered them in combat! 13 days, 01:38:58 is removed from k's clock.
[09/18/24 04:52:04] RDNt [652/1057] has challenged intro [302/867] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:23 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/18/24 05:52:04] intro [483/867] has challenged dirmaster0 [798/1480] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:58:20 is added to intro's clock.
[09/18/24 06:52:04] intro [409/867] has challenged techDarko [546/1253] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 12:04:34 is added to intro's clock.
[09/18/24 13:41:38] dclaw, Flier, LeftShoe, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/18/24 13:44:44] intro [433/867] has come upon LeftShoe [261/457] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 18:52:27 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/18/24 21:52:04] intro [540/867] has challenged w00ter [340/948] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 19:45:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/19/24 02:40:26] intro, w00ter, and dclaw [2342/3050] have team battled techDarko, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [2977/3290] and lost! 1 day, 09:54:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/24 02:52:03] intro [309/867] has challenged Anna [181/1735] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 23:58:51 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/20/24 01:24:11] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted intro on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 5 days, 19:40:29 from level 57.
[09/20/24 02:52:02] intro [555/867] has challenged techDarko [817/1253] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:17:12 is added to intro's clock.
[09/20/24 03:52:02] Anna [855/1697] has challenged intro [133/867] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 07:42:13 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/20/24 09:50:07] w00ter, ngora, intro, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/24 09:52:02] intro [740/867] has challenged dclaw [7/1235] and crushed him in combat! 3 days, 03:21:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/20/24 13:52:04] intro [54/867] has challenged dirmaster0 [1459/1480] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 22:37:59 is added to intro's clock.
[09/20/24 14:52:04] intro [172/867] has challenged tinyredlantern [713/1075] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:51:44 is added to intro's clock.
[09/20/24 20:44:53] intro [29/867] has come upon tinyredlantern [801/1075] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 11:24:31 is added to intro's clock.
[09/21/24 00:07:05] ctrl-c [111/742] has come upon intro [87/867] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 22:30:56 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/21/24 12:23:38] Flier, ctrl-c, ngora, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/24 03:52:04] intro [503/867] has challenged Anna [250/1697] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:26:44 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/22/24 05:52:02] Anna [99/1697] has challenged intro [579/867] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:12 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/23/24 08:52:04] ngora [230/1064] has challenged intro [51/867] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 20:35:57 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/23/24 10:52:04] dirmaster0 [264/1480] has challenged intro [636/867] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:55:42 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/24/24 01:52:03] intro [73/867] has challenged tinyredlantern [425/1075] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:37:41 is added to intro's clock.
[09/24/24 08:14:34] k, ngora, intro, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/24 18:52:04] intro [788/867] has challenged k [1384/1416] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:26:58 is added to intro's clock.
[09/24/24 21:52:04] kub [53/738] has challenged intro [257/867] but is overpowered in combat! 17 days, 19:39:37 is added to kub's clock.
[09/25/24 08:52:03] RDNt [484/1057] has challenged intro [696/867] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 09:53:12 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/25/24 12:35:09] dclaw, Anna, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/24 18:52:04] morb [993/1168] has challenged intro [312/867] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:57:44 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/27/24 00:52:02] intro [162/867] has challenged dirmaster0 [253/1478] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:36:18 is added to intro's clock.
[09/27/24 01:52:02] RDNt [929/1057] has challenged intro [831/867] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 22:44:43 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/27/24 06:52:02] ngora [1055/1064] has challenged intro [800/867] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:19:41 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/27/24 08:52:02] Anna [609/1697] has challenged intro [767/867] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 22:01:28 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/27/24 11:52:03] ctrl-c [251/742] has challenged intro [204/867] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:22:22 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/27/24 14:52:02] morb [112/1168] has challenged intro [666/867] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:19:02 is added to morb's clock.
[09/27/24 15:52:03] intro [57/867] has challenged techDarko [531/1260] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:24 is added to intro's clock.
[09/27/24 17:52:02] w00ter [421/948] has challenged intro [507/867] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 20:28:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/27/24 18:52:04] r0d3nt [800/1580] has challenged intro [646/867] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:27:50 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/28/24 08:52:04] intro [437/867] has challenged k [1154/1418] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:05:22 is added to intro's clock.
[09/28/24 09:06:05] dclaw, w00ter, Flier, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/24 10:52:04] intro [204/867] has challenged dclaw [715/1268] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:32:19 is added to intro's clock.
[09/28/24 16:52:02] r0d3nt [585/1580] has challenged intro [710/867] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:55:59 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[09/29/24 12:52:03] intro [37/867] has challenged ngora [266/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:26:22 is added to intro's clock.
[09/29/24 15:52:03] Flier [114/1181] has challenged intro [417/867] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:07:09 is added to Flier's clock.
[09/29/24 16:52:04] dirmaster0 [1391/1478] has challenged intro [625/867] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 22:20:46 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/30/24 04:52:04] intro [40/867] has challenged k [727/1418] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:30:43 is added to intro's clock.
[09/30/24 08:54:00] tinyredlantern, ngora, and techDarko [2631/3399] have team battled ctrl-c, intro, and RDNt [1409/2666] and won! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/24 13:52:04] intro [685/867] has challenged dirmaster0 [1127/1478] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:43:31 is added to intro's clock.
[09/30/24 15:52:04] Flier [512/1181] has challenged intro [294/867] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:29 is removed from Flier's clock.
[10/01/24 00:52:04] RDNt [983/1057] has challenged intro [292/867] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 11:38:00 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[10/01/24 01:32:38] intro pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 16 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:10 toward level 57.
[10/01/24 06:06:00] dirmaster0, intro, and Phreaked [2745/3406] have team battled Anna, Flier, and techDarko [2630/4154] and won! 1 day, 12:06:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/24 07:52:04] intro [241/867] has challenged Anna [1598/1709] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:40:18 is added to intro's clock.
[10/01/24 15:24:31] intro uninstalled all 11 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:25 toward level 57.
[10/01/24 16:35:29] intro started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:07 from level 57.
[10/02/24 06:52:04] intro [568/867] has challenged dirmaster0 [561/1478] and bruised him in combat! 1 day, 10:18:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/02/24 09:52:04] kub [138/743] has challenged intro [381/867] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 14:23:31 is added to kub's clock.
[10/02/24 09:53:04] intro upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:35 toward level 57.
[10/02/24 12:40:55] intro [477/867] has come upon morb [28/1195] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:51:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/02/24 14:52:03] intro [166/867] has challenged Phreaked [88/1061] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:58 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/03/24 03:52:03] w00ter [881/953] has challenged intro [737/867] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:56:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/03/24 19:52:04] Phreaked [1013/1061] has challenged intro [711/867] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 15:41:32 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/04/24 01:52:04] intro [10/867] has challenged dclaw [735/1271] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:37 is added to intro's clock.
[10/04/24 05:52:03] intro [812/867] has challenged Anna [244/1709] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:47 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/04/24 13:55:09] intro, Flier, w00ter, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/24 17:17:04] intro [7/1073] has challenged LeftShoe [113/544] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to intro's clock.
[10/05/24 21:52:03] intro [81/1073] has challenged tinyredlantern [849/1079] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 17:55:36 is added to intro's clock.
[10/06/24 02:52:02] intro [79/1073] has challenged dirmaster0 [323/1478] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:55:35 is added to intro's clock.
[10/06/24 11:08:42] w00ter [95/977] has come upon intro [277/1073] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:12:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/06/24 16:42:12] intro [975/1073] has come upon dclaw [874/1271] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 15:38:27 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/06/24 17:36:00] intro 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:04 toward level 58.
[10/06/24 20:52:04] intro [490/1073] has challenged Flier [861/1122] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:11:19 is added to intro's clock.
[10/07/24 01:52:02] tinyredlantern [204/1079] has challenged intro [250/1073] but is pummelled in combat! 8 days, 16:05:43 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/07/24 10:52:02] intro [18/1073] has challenged r0d3nt [1202/1580] but is crushed in combat! 10 days, 04:06:42 is added to intro's clock.
[10/07/24 20:52:03] dirmaster0 [189/1478] has challenged intro [1018/1073] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 10:20:16 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[10/08/24 04:52:02] intro [655/1073] has challenged kub [659/749] but is bruised in combat! 11 days, 00:33:46 is added to intro's clock.
[10/08/24 06:52:02] k [992/1437] has challenged intro [411/1073] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 16:02:16 is removed from k's clock.
[10/08/24 16:52:02] LeftShoe [74/554] has challenged intro [390/1073] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:54 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[10/09/24 02:52:04] intro [653/1073] has challenged Flier [585/1122] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 00:46:05 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/09/24 04:16:06] intro found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:25:32 toward level 58.
[10/09/24 04:52:04] intro [107/1073] has challenged kub [695/749] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 05:30:14 is added to intro's clock.
[10/09/24 12:52:03] intro [796/1073] has challenged dclaw [1135/1271] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 12:49:24 is added to intro's clock.
[10/09/24 13:52:02] morb [971/1178] has challenged intro [240/1073] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 01:57:45 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/09/24 18:31:32] dclaw [1111/1271] has come upon intro [968/1073] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 19:19:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/09/24 19:52:04] intro realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. intro returns to restart level 56 with a clean slate.
[10/09/24 19:52:04] Flier [325/1122] has challenged intro [795/1073] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:32 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/09/24 21:52:04] intro [950/1073] has challenged dirmaster0 [290/1478] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 22:02:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/10/24 11:52:04] intro [909/1073] has challenged k [1100/1437] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 04:53:18 is added to intro's clock.
[10/10/24 12:31:05] tinyredlantern, intro, w00ter, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/24 12:52:02] morb [401/1178] has challenged intro [703/1073] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:57:59 is added to morb's clock.
[10/10/24 15:52:04] dirmaster0 [1477/1478] has challenged intro [43/1073] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 01:43:00 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/10/24 15:52:04] dirmaster0 has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:25:08 is added to intro's clock.
[10/10/24 17:52:04] intro [1003/1073] has challenged dirmaster0 [1070/1478] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 22:33:00 is added to intro's clock.
[10/11/24 14:52:04] intro [1007/1073] has challenged tinyredlantern [214/1079] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 05:47:38 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/11/24 21:34:18] intro [403/1073] has come upon k [87/1437] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 07:05:54 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/11/24 22:56:24] intro [807/1073] has come upon w00ter [797/977] and battered him in combat! 3 days, 08:13:19 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/12/24 03:52:04] kub [646/749] has challenged intro [431/1073] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 20:17:54 is removed from kub's clock.
[10/12/24 18:52:04] Flier [571/1122] has challenged intro [305/1073] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:03 is removed from Flier's clock.
[10/13/24 00:23:51] Oo [1/8] has challenged intro [267/1073] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Oo's clock.
[10/13/24 06:52:02] Flier [133/1122] has challenged intro [644/1073] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:03:20 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/13/24 08:52:04] intro [258/1073] has challenged w00ter [370/977] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:17:17 is added to intro's clock.
[10/13/24 17:52:02] Flier [683/1122] has challenged intro [701/1073] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 11:03:48 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/13/24 22:52:03] kub [65/749] has challenged intro [141/1073] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 01:26:47 is added to kub's clock.
[10/14/24 01:07:04] intro installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:59 toward level 57.
[10/14/24 10:52:02] dirmaster0 [1153/1478] has challenged intro [30/1073] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 03:24:01 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/14/24 16:52:04] intro [349/1073] has challenged dirmaster0 [1270/1478] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 12:39:22 is added to intro's clock.
[10/14/24 20:52:02] intro [546/1073] has challenged Oo [81/191] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:13:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/14/24 22:52:02] intro [992/1073] has challenged LeftShoe [550/556] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 05:33:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/15/24 01:02:09] dirmaster0, Oo, and ngora [0/2734] have team battled k, kub, and intro [2245/3234] and lost! 0 days, 00:46:52 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 03:52:02] morb [784/982] has challenged intro [822/1073] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:11:31 is added to morb's clock.
[10/15/24 05:52:03] dirmaster0 [46/1478] has challenged intro [713/1073] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:18:26 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[10/15/24 21:52:04] Flier [401/1147] has challenged intro [255/1073] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from Flier's clock.
[10/16/24 03:52:03] intro [720/1099] has challenged ctrl-c [26/745] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 05:48:48 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/16/24 10:52:04] intro [56/1099] has challenged techDarko [851/1263] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 06:45:00 is added to intro's clock.
[10/16/24 17:11:20] dirmaster0 [1258/1478] has challenged intro [1051/1099] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 22:41:28 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/16/24 17:52:03] intro [126/1099] has challenged idleClaw [552/1581] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:57:00 is added to intro's clock.
[10/16/24 18:54:09] dirmaster0, nax, and Flier [1285/2707] have team battled intro, ctrl-c, and LeftShoe [2190/2400] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/24 03:55:55] tinyredlantern, intro, Phreaked, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/24 04:23:52] intro got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:44:28 from level 57.
[10/17/24 06:52:03] r0d3nt [26/1580] has challenged intro [386/1099] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:56:01 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/17/24 07:52:03] dclaw [1159/1262] has challenged intro [427/1099] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:22:14 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/17/24 14:52:02] Anna [753/1664] has challenged intro [355/1099] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 09:13:49 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/17/24 20:10:34] intro got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:21 toward level 57.
[10/18/24 00:52:02] intro [498/1099] has challenged idleClaw [1429/1581] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 23:23:26 is added to intro's clock.
[10/18/24 07:52:03] intro [836/1099] has challenged ngora [667/1069] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 22:17:17 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/19/24 00:52:03] intro [62/1099] has challenged nax [202/363] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:31:50 is added to intro's clock.
[10/19/24 02:52:03] dclaw [285/1262] has challenged intro [791/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:32:22 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/19/24 10:52:02] intro [1040/1099] has challenged Anna [1310/1664] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:53:05 is added to intro's clock.
[10/19/24 13:45:48] nax [253/386] has challenged intro [471/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:29:19 is added to nax's clock.
[10/19/24 14:52:03] intro [292/1099] has challenged techDarko [590/1263] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:21:56 is added to intro's clock.
[10/19/24 18:20:15] intro, techDarko, and morb [566/3370] have team battled Flier, dclaw, and ngora [2956/3478] and lost! 2 days, 18:12:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/24 02:52:04] w00ter [597/971] has challenged intro [872/1099] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:52:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/24 04:20:30] Phreaked, intro, and ngora [1441/3229] have team battled techDarko, k, and morb [3313/3683] and lost! 5 days, 04:09:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/24 07:52:02] kub [672/749] has challenged intro [249/1099] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:07:57 is removed from kub's clock.
[10/20/24 18:52:04] intro [1010/1099] has challenged morb [890/1008] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 14:03:16 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/21/24 02:52:03] Phreaked [513/1061] has challenged intro [8/1099] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 15:52:42 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/21/24 12:51:21] Oo [138/304] has challenged intro [739/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to Oo's clock.
[10/21/24 16:52:03] LeftShoe [174/556] has challenged intro [231/1099] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:44:53 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[10/22/24 00:52:03] intro [514/1099] has challenged LeftShoe [223/556] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:06:56 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/22/24 02:52:02] tinyredlantern [1003/1289] has challenged intro [1006/1099] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 07:40:48 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/22/24 06:52:04] k [423/1476] has challenged intro [98/1099] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 20:24:03 is removed from k's clock.
[10/22/24 13:52:02] intro [204/1099] has challenged LeftShoe [59/556] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:04:22 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/22/24 22:46:49] nax [341/480] has challenged intro [1008/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:35 is added to nax's clock.
[10/23/24 07:01:49] ngora, Flier, and intro [3197/3254] have team battled nax, dirmaster0, and Anna [3105/3622] and won! 3 days, 08:49:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 09:23:09] nax, k, and LeftShoe [1700/2512] have team battled intro, ctrl-c, and w00ter [387/2819] and won! 0 days, 02:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 09:52:03] intro [893/1099] has challenged morb [446/1008] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:55:00 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/23/24 13:52:05] tinyredlantern [89/1289] has challenged intro [590/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:36:10 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/23/24 18:34:53] tinyredlantern, dirmaster0, and intro [2563/3866] have team battled Anna, nax, and w00ter [3090/3115] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/24 21:52:04] r0d3nt [113/1580] has challenged intro [250/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 20:59:29 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/24/24 03:52:04] intro [257/1099] has challenged untz [27/248] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:13:28 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/24/24 07:42:39] Knuth looked upon intro, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 4 days, 22:33:33 toward level 57.
[10/24/24 16:01:53] untz [136/263] has challenged intro [455/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:00:10 is added to untz's clock.
[10/24/24 22:52:03] ngora [165/998] has challenged intro [427/1099] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:20:51 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/25/24 18:52:03] ctrl-c [572/750] has challenged intro [1026/1099] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:47:34 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/26/24 02:52:02] intro [822/1099] has challenged Flier [296/1157] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:46:43 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/26/24 05:52:04] r0d3nt [39/1580] has challenged intro [417/1099] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:10:04 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/26/24 06:52:02] intro [656/1099] has challenged w00ter [809/992] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:02:11 is added to intro's clock.
[10/26/24 08:52:03] ngora [756/998] has challenged intro [453/1099] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:32:19 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/26/24 10:52:03] intro [61/1099] has challenged Flier [418/1157] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:37:02 is added to intro's clock.
[10/27/24 03:52:02] Anna [762/1664] has challenged intro [862/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:31:22 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/27/24 05:31:09] Dennis Ritchie thinks that intro is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 0 days, 08:52:34 toward level 57.
[10/27/24 08:52:04] w00ter [599/992] has challenged intro [844/1099] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:03:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/27/24 10:00:04] ngora, intro, dirmaster0, and Anna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/24 12:32:34] intro [1054/1099] has challenged morb [335/1008] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 20:52:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/27/24 17:52:03] intro [878/1099] has challenged r0d3nt [1468/1580] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:11:30 is added to intro's clock.
[10/28/24 00:25:19] kub, tinyredlantern, and Flier [2506/3195] have team battled ctrl-c, w00ter, and intro [2572/2841] and lost! 1 day, 20:16:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/24 02:48:33] tinyredlantern, intro, k, and kub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/24 13:56:42] Flier, kub, and morb [229/2914] have team battled intro, Anna, and tinyredlantern [488/4052] and lost! 2 days, 02:25:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/24 23:52:02] Flier [102/1157] has challenged intro [863/1099] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 14:05:01 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/29/24 01:52:03] intro [347/1099] has challenged idleClaw [514/1581] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 04:35:43 is added to intro's clock.
[10/29/24 02:52:03] intro [389/1099] has challenged tinyredlantern [1118/1289] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 19:30:35 is added to intro's clock.
[10/29/24 15:52:04] intro [605/1099] has challenged Anna [978/1664] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:00:53 is added to intro's clock.
[10/29/24 16:52:04] intro [592/1099] has challenged nax [474/480] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 04:24:59 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/29/24 17:52:03] intro [433/1099] has challenged nax [343/480] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 21:26:57 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/29/24 21:32:26] techDarko, intro, and dirmaster0 [511/3823] have team battled k, w00ter, and morb [909/3497] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/24 23:52:03] kub [714/749] has challenged intro [811/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 15:34:33 is added to kub's clock.
[10/30/24 07:11:25] intro, techDarko, dirmaster0, and kub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/30/24 10:41:21] intro accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:19 toward level 58.
[10/30/24 20:52:02] w00ter [786/992] has challenged intro [66/1099] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:03:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/31/24 00:52:04] intro [893/1099] has challenged Phreaked [147/1065] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 23:29:08 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/31/24 01:52:03] tinyredlantern [474/1289] has challenged intro [50/1099] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 16:33:03 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/31/24 10:52:02] techDarko [429/1246] has challenged intro [357/1099] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 20:36:26 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/31/24 11:22:17] nax [248/480] has come upon intro [613/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:02 is added to nax's clock.
[10/31/24 22:52:02] intro [310/1099] has challenged w00ter [136/992] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 22:48:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/01/24 12:36:51] dclaw, Flier, LeftShoe, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/24 13:46:58] dclaw [567/1299] has challenged intro [331/1099] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 18:22:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/01/24 22:23:17] untz [69/361] has challenged intro [796/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to untz's clock.
[11/02/24 12:52:03] LeftShoe [778/822] has challenged intro [593/1099] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:05:37 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/02/24 20:52:02] intro [293/1099] has challenged w00ter [643/992] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:01:08 is added to intro's clock.
[11/02/24 20:58:11] nax [292/501] has challenged intro [481/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:50:12 is added to nax's clock.
[11/03/24 01:27:34] kub, ngora, and untz [1297/2308] have team battled Anna, intro, and dirmaster0 [3717/4252] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:38 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/24 01:52:04] intro [1040/1099] has challenged Flier [689/1163] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:38:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/03/24 04:28:26] intro [926/1099] has come upon morb [421/792] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:57:42 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/03/24 06:52:02] Phreaked [340/1065] has challenged intro [187/1099] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:18:18 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/03/24 08:52:04] ctrl-c [427/750] has challenged intro [981/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:21:46 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/04/24 03:52:02] intro [832/1099] has challenged idleClaw [795/1581] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 18:43:50 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/04/24 15:16:07] kub, techDarko, and intro [2708/3117] have team battled dclaw, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [1590/3706] and won! 0 days, 12:42:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/24 04:28:27] tinyredlantern [55/1295] has challenged intro [311/1099] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:31:52 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/05/24 05:14:46] dclaw, nax, intro, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/24 15:52:02] tinyredlantern [316/1295] has challenged intro [734/1099] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:51:36 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/05/24 18:52:02] intro [998/1099] has challenged kub [360/772] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:15:26 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/05/24 23:45:09] intro [710/1099] has come upon f0zk [63/168] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:12:13 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/06/24 23:52:02] intro [440/1099] has challenged Anna [846/1675] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:27 is added to intro's clock.
[11/07/24 06:19:15] intro [771/1099] has challenged Phreaked [619/1065] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 23:42:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/07/24 06:52:03] intro [416/1099] has challenged r0d3nt [467/1580] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 12:09:24 is added to intro's clock.
[11/07/24 08:52:02] intro [1069/1099] has challenged r0d3nt [325/1580] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 08:41:45 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/07/24 13:52:02] intro [739/1099] has challenged dclaw [258/1299] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 23:16:19 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/07/24 19:52:03] intro [625/1099] has challenged LeftShoe [340/827] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:32:23 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/08/24 05:00:24] intro [589/1099] has come upon untz [191/412] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:53:32 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/08/24 06:52:02] intro [993/1099] has challenged nax [14/502] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 15:08:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/08/24 11:55:11] intro cleared all 382 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:28 toward level 59.
[11/08/24 22:52:04] intro [1043/1099] has challenged kub [258/772] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 17:34:18 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/09/24 00:11:58] techDarko [729/1246] has come upon intro [1054/1099] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:37:54 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/09/24 09:52:04] intro [168/1099] has challenged ngora [189/1138] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 04:51:18 is added to intro's clock.
[11/09/24 19:52:03] intro [145/1099] has challenged untz [315/421] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:15:57 is added to intro's clock.
[11/09/24 20:09:21] intro, ngora, and dirmaster0 [13/3715] have team battled nax, k, and w00ter [2082/2731] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/24 21:52:04] ctrl-c [50/750] has challenged intro [567/1099] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:23:35 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/10/24 00:52:02] LeftShoe [50/1103] has challenged intro [231/1099] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:54:45 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[11/10/24 01:52:02] intro [882/1099] has challenged techDarko [576/1246] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:46:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/10/24 02:52:04] kub [501/772] has challenged intro [372/1099] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 09:34:06 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/10/24 18:52:04] Phreaked [668/1065] has challenged intro [7/1099] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:14:41 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/11/24 12:02:20] intro tried installing Windows 95. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:04 from level 59.
[11/11/24 12:03:35] dubiago [99/125] has challenged intro [349/1099] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:28 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/11/24 13:52:03] intro [755/1099] has challenged nax [238/502] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:12:06 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/11/24 14:07:37] LeftShoe, intro, kub, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/24 14:52:02] ctrl-c [35/750] has challenged intro [86/1099] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 08:27:09 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/11/24 23:52:03] intro [1040/1099] has challenged techDarko [395/1271] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:23:07 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/12/24 13:59:14] intro added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:10 toward level 59.
[11/12/24 16:52:03] Phreaked [890/1040] has challenged intro [87/1099] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:09:48 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/13/24 04:57:17] w00ter [102/992] has come upon intro [519/1099] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:11:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/24 06:35:45] intro pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 16 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:03 toward level 59.
[11/13/24 10:52:03] dirmaster0 [831/1478] has challenged intro [363/1099] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 23:20:11 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/13/24 19:52:04] intro [671/1099] has challenged nax [250/619] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:44:37 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/14/24 03:24:19] intro suffered from too much line noise in their modem! intro's level 194 megabyte modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/24 06:52:03] intro [814/1079] has challenged ctrl-c [238/750] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:07:20 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/14/24 06:52:03] In the fierce battle, ctrl-c dropped their level 220 megabyte modem! intro picks it up, tossing their old level 174 megabyte modem to ctrl-c
[11/14/24 07:52:03] intro [1072/1125] has challenged nax [192/619] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 04:53:22 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/14/24 08:52:04] intro [84/1125] has challenged k [81/1237] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:04 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/14/24 09:52:04] tinyredlantern [485/1295] has challenged intro [987/1125] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:26:40 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/14/24 19:52:04] intro [235/1125] has challenged Phreaked [340/1040] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:27:47 is added to intro's clock.
[11/15/24 05:52:02] w00ter [434/992] has challenged intro [574/1125] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 10:21:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/15/24 13:52:02] Anna [28/1675] has challenged intro [442/1125] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 14:01:52 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/15/24 16:52:03] morb [735/816] has challenged intro [795/1125] but is pummelled in combat! 19 days, 20:25:10 is added to morb's clock.
[11/15/24 19:46:46] intro installed a rootkit on 1490 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:46 toward level 59.
[11/15/24 22:42:49] intro found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:57 toward level 59.
[11/16/24 00:52:03] k [32/1237] has challenged intro [523/1125] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:06:44 is added to k's clock.
[11/16/24 04:27:41] intro [1027/1125] has challenged Anna [1404/1675] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 14:08:41 is added to intro's clock.
[11/16/24 09:52:03] w00ter [705/992] has challenged intro [460/1125] and defeated them in combat! 20 days, 04:38:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/16/24 14:07:44] f0zk, intro, and nax [834/2030] have team battled Anna, dubiago, and ngora [555/3073] and won! 0 days, 03:56:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/24 02:04:00] dubiago [102/270] has challenged intro [919/1125] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:07:36 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/17/24 05:33:06] nax [316/653] has challenged intro [1009/1125] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:00:00 is added to nax's clock.
[11/18/24 02:49:41] intro, Phreaked, and ctrl-c [1372/2869] have team battled dirmaster0, r0d3nt, and nax [316/3711] and won! 2 days, 23:54:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/24 03:05:04] intro, k, dirmaster0, and kub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/18/24 10:14:56] intro [1062/1125] has come upon morb [95/816] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 20:35:23 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/18/24 14:39:32] w00ter [315/992] has come upon intro [79/1125] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 05:36:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/18/24 14:52:03] intro [457/1125] has challenged dclaw [551/1302] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 23:08:44 is added to intro's clock.
[11/19/24 01:52:03] r0d3nt [566/1580] has challenged intro [304/1125] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 00:51:53 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/19/24 02:17:57] ngora, intro, k, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/24 03:52:03] intro [175/1125] has challenged ngora [855/1130] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:49:49 is added to intro's clock.
[11/19/24 04:52:03] intro [702/1125] has challenged r0d3nt [824/1580] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 22:36:37 is added to intro's clock.
[11/19/24 10:48:22] intro [729/1125] has come upon r0d3nt [1238/1580] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:46:41 is added to intro's clock.
[11/19/24 10:52:04] Flier [1060/1163] has challenged intro [477/1125] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:24:03 is removed from Flier's clock.
[11/19/24 10:52:04] Flier has dealt intro a Critical Strike! 5 days, 08:26:32 is added to intro's clock.
[11/20/24 03:52:03] intro [565/1125] has challenged ctrl-c [277/704] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:07 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/20/24 10:52:03] intro [348/1125] has challenged nax [255/653] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 17:46:03 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/20/24 18:52:03] intro [855/1125] has challenged f0zk [390/407] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:10:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/22/24 04:52:03] LeftShoe [597/1105] has challenged intro [165/1125] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:19:03 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/22/24 14:52:02] intro [134/1125] has challenged LeftShoe [1033/1107] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 03:57:13 is added to intro's clock.
[11/22/24 15:52:02] intro [885/1125] has challenged dirmaster0 [680/1478] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 10:27:30 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/22/24 17:52:04] LeftShoe [874/1107] has challenged intro [459/1125] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:50:08 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/22/24 22:52:02] intro [40/1125] has challenged w00ter [910/992] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 05:47:35 is added to intro's clock.
[11/23/24 05:52:02] intro [384/1125] has challenged idleClaw [1138/1622] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 20:07:25 is added to intro's clock.