User: m0nde
Class: Bionic Mutospy
Gender: Politically Correct
Admin?: No
Level: 49
Next level: 6 days, 02:00:08
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Sat Mar 28 12:18:44 2026
Last login: Sat Mar 28 12:18:44 2026
Total time idled: 78 days, 21:37:49
Current position: [225,487]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]
amulet: 48
boots: 78
charm: 58
gloves: 130c
helm: 140
leggings: 77b
ring: 72 [Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 44
tunic: 65 [Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 51
sum: 763
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 00:01:32
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 12:07:10
quit: None
total: 0 days, 12:08:42
[03/28/26 12:40:21] m0nde [16/29] has challenged iamfoxy [149/940] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:02:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 14:14:51] m0nde [12/52] has challenged Savyna [258/567] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 17:00:50] dclaw, m0nde, and LeftShoe [2043/2791] have team battled k, Savyna, and feoh [2691/3089] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/26 21:06:57] m0nde [29/96] has challenged Savyna [135/567] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:11:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 22:50:42] m0nde [82/106] has challenged headsh00ter [39/390] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 23:11:32] LeftShoe [287/1481] has challenged m0nde [90/106] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:57:14 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[03/29/26 04:59:19] m0nde [36/109] has challenged LeftShoe [411/1481] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:13 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 08:11:33] iamfoxy [541/940] has challenged m0nde [56/109] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 10:18:41 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[03/29/26 08:22:16] m0nde [105/109] has challenged RDNt [522/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 12:08:00] m0nde [10/118] has challenged RDNt [498/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 19:11:33] street [455/833] has challenged m0nde [7/118] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 04:16:30 is removed from street's clock.
[03/30/26 01:11:33] Orville [909/1138] has challenged m0nde [79/126] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:29:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[03/30/26 07:47:46] m0nde [29/161] has challenged k [589/1430] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/30/26 16:10:32] m0nde [69/167] has challenged Orville [54/1138] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[03/30/26 16:11:32] TheScryer [589/887] has challenged m0nde [48/167] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 13:59:16 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[03/30/26 21:22:23] m0nde forgot 1 characters in his/her/its password. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 00:04:47 from level 27.
[03/30/26 23:03:03] m0nde [1/173] has challenged idleClaw [125/1649] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/31/26 01:46:04] m0nde hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:22:31 toward level 28.
[03/31/26 08:54:07] m0nde [82/180] has challenged dclaw [944/1239] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:33:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/31/26 10:11:33] schizo [949/998] has challenged m0nde [5/180] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 14:13:40 is removed from schizo's clock.
[03/31/26 12:24:16] m0nde stole dclaw's level 72 Einstein's Tachyonic Antitelephone while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 11 graphics card behind, which dclaw then takes.
[03/31/26 22:05:15] m0nde [68/270] has challenged iamfoxy [687/940] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/01/26 02:13:24] m0nde got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:12:21 toward level 30.
[04/01/26 05:11:33] ngora [244/950] has challenged m0nde [209/270] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 21:46:46 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/01/26 11:03:58] m0nde [93/303] has challenged TheScryer [341/887] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 03:39:52] m0nde [274/303] has challenged dclaw [306/1172] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:58:59 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 04:17:28] m0nde [11/303] has come upon k [540/1430] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:22 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 07:11:35] nax_ [652/774] has challenged m0nde [118/303] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 06:11:50 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/02/26 20:02:07] feoh [309/1092] has come upon m0nde [260/303] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 22:10:28 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/03/26 04:50:04] m0nde [268/337] has challenged ctrl-c [1123/1253] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:39:28 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/03/26 10:11:34] schizo [557/998] has challenged m0nde [7/337] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:30:14 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/03/26 13:11:33] dirmaster0 [16/1649] has challenged m0nde [122/337] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:38:10 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/03/26 16:44:27] m0nde installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:33:00 toward level 33.
[04/03/26 18:11:15] m0nde 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:32:25 toward level 33.
[04/03/26 23:27:25] m0nde forgot 4 characters in his/her/its password. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 00:17:16 from level 33.
[04/04/26 02:56:32] m0nde [252/358] has challenged dclaw [130/1172] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:21:36 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/04/26 02:56:32] m0nde has dealt dclaw a Critical Strike! 6 days, 01:10:33 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/04/26 14:11:33] street [188/829] has challenged m0nde [353/358] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:20:24 is added to street's clock.
[04/04/26 19:54:57] m0nde [0/365] has challenged nax_ [410/774] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/05/26 18:11:33] dubiago [677/1185] has challenged m0nde [34/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 17:52:29 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/06/26 01:42:32] m0nde [98/365] has challenged dubiago [697/1185] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/06/26 12:11:34] nax_ [261/774] has challenged m0nde [46/365] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 03:04:29 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/06/26 23:11:33] k [573/1430] has challenged m0nde [109/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 06:11:01 is removed from k's clock.
[04/07/26 03:11:35] feoh [720/1092] has challenged m0nde [158/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 22:34:08 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/08/26 06:11:34] dubiago [189/1185] has challenged m0nde [289/365] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:51:58 is added to dubiago's clock.
[04/08/26 08:42:11] schizo [572/998] has come upon m0nde [71/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:31:15 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/08/26 18:17:10] ngora [904/950] has come upon m0nde [162/365] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 09:43:53 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/08/26 19:11:33] TheScryer [696/893] has challenged m0nde [20/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 18:07:52 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[04/09/26 16:11:34] iamfoxy [509/940] has challenged m0nde [150/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 04:10:14 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[04/10/26 02:56:09] m0nde [350/365] has come upon ngora [539/950] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:25:30 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/10/26 05:12:31] m0nde [7/378] has challenged iamfoxy [112/940] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:13:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/10/26 09:11:33] nax_ [9/774] has challenged m0nde [226/378] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:15:04 is added to nax_'s clock.
[04/10/26 12:11:34] k [67/1402] has challenged m0nde [293/378] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:24:43 is added to k's clock.
[04/11/26 16:11:33] RDNt [1072/1214] has challenged m0nde [88/378] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:49:38 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/11/26 21:17:54] m0nde [251/378] has challenged r0d3nt [1228/1648] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:06:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/12/26 01:11:35] Gopher [111/863] has challenged m0nde [170/378] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:01:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/12/26 09:11:34] m0nde realises that he/she/it has wasted too much of his/her/its time doing frivolous things, and needs to take a step back and start again. m0nde returns to restart level 36 with a clean slate.
[04/12/26 12:28:32] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 03:09:28 toward level 37.
[04/12/26 23:01:48] street, m0nde, and Orville [215/2366] have team battled RDNt, schizo, and r0d3nt [3443/3860] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/26 10:52:00] m0nde [333/386] has come upon Orville [852/1151] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/13/26 12:11:35] r0d3nt [1003/1648] has challenged m0nde [50/386] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 23:34:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/13/26 19:13:41] m0nde [159/409] has challenged RDNt [52/1214] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/14/26 00:11:34] feoh [795/1092] has challenged m0nde [23/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:37:27 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/14/26 01:11:33] dirmaster0 [886/1649] has challenged m0nde [144/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 20:38:01 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/26 09:17:31] m0nde founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:59:25 toward level 38.
[04/14/26 16:11:33] dirmaster0 [1494/1649] has challenged m0nde [83/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 17:43:44 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/26 21:18:11] LeftShoe [872/1463] has challenged m0nde [159/409] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 22:42:46 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/14/26 21:18:11] LeftShoe has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:12 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/15/26 04:12:32] m0nde [108/429] has challenged dirmaster0 [820/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 04:11:33] RDNt [24/1214] has challenged m0nde [191/429] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:32:12 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/16/26 05:11:35] nax_ [378/774] has challenged m0nde [372/429] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 02:14:02 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/16/26 05:23:57] m0nde [8/429] has come upon dubiago [1139/1195] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:01:12 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 07:56:24] m0nde [347/429] has come upon k0bura [197/505] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:03:42 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 09:51:20] m0nde stole ngora's level 71 coffee machine while he/she/it was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 48 coffee machine behind, which ngora then takes.
[04/16/26 16:12:12] Gopher, LeftShoe, and r0d3nt [2442/3980] have team battled m0nde, dubiago, and ctrl-c [839/2898] and won! 0 days, 20:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/26 16:48:10] m0nde [366/456] has challenged k [465/1423] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:30:54 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/17/26 18:42:02] m0nde got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 06:30:11 toward level 40.
[04/17/26 20:11:35] RDNt [473/1214] has challenged m0nde [82/456] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:43:19 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/18/26 02:11:35] r0d3nt [1222/1648] has challenged m0nde [256/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:40:09 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/18/26 05:11:35] street [94/829] has challenged m0nde [87/456] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:38:41 is removed from street's clock.
[04/18/26 06:54:14] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 03:14:33 toward level 40.
[04/18/26 12:11:33] Orville [395/1151] has challenged m0nde [182/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 15:37:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[04/19/26 03:11:53] m0nde reverse engineered how overclocking works in his/her/its BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 02:03:03 toward level 40.
[04/19/26 14:11:35] LeftShoe [952/1463] has challenged m0nde [101/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 23:04:49 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/19/26 17:11:35] Gopher [104/869] has challenged m0nde [95/456] and battered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 12:42:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 23:56:07] m0nde [184/456] has challenged r0d3nt [211/1648] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:46:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/20/26 01:11:35] street [391/829] has challenged m0nde [202/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:14:05 is removed from street's clock.
[04/21/26 01:11:34] RDNt [186/1214] has challenged m0nde [8/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 02:42:14 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/21/26 13:25:10] m0nde filled in 67 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 04:08:29 from level 41.
[04/21/26 17:11:36] dirmaster0 [1145/1649] has challenged m0nde [105/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:36:35 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/22/26 09:11:33] schizo [560/1103] has challenged m0nde [437/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 16:54:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/23/26 03:01:03] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:42:58 toward level 41.
[04/23/26 09:11:35] nax_ [21/793] has challenged m0nde [31/456] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 05:06:22 is added to nax_'s clock.
[04/23/26 10:15:38] m0nde [222/459] has challenged street [539/829] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/23/26 11:09:49] iamfoxy [34/940] has challenged m0nde [433/459] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[04/23/26 11:11:34] dubiago [875/1261] has challenged m0nde [293/459] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:08:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/23/26 11:21:17] m0nde cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 05:45:58 toward level 42.
[04/24/26 03:04:33] m0nde can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 03:05:21 from level 42.
[04/24/26 03:18:40] Orville, RDNt, and dirmaster0 [391/3986] have team battled m0nde, dclaw, and dubiago [2673/2909] and lost! 2 days, 08:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/26 19:21:05] r0d3nt, m0nde, RDNt, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/26 02:11:34] street [517/829] has challenged m0nde [359/465] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 11:09:35 is removed from street's clock.
[04/25/26 05:11:33] LeftShoe [176/1476] has challenged m0nde [28/465] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 16:57:09 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/25/26 12:54:54] dclaw, m0nde, and druui [1364/1977] have team battled nax_, k, and ngora [538/3065] and won! 0 days, 03:46:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/26 00:26:27] ngora, dubiago, m0nde, and iamfoxy have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/26 03:07:38] m0nde [307/465] has challenged iamfoxy [369/940] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/27/26 02:11:35] street [545/829] has challenged m0nde [39/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:33:54 is removed from street's clock.
[04/27/26 03:50:45] m0nde [414/465] has come upon dclaw [944/1183] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/27/26 22:11:11] m0nde [280/465] has come upon Gopher [502/879] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:49:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/28/26 07:10:14] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 08:08:08 toward level 43.
[04/28/26 19:11:35] nax_ [740/790] has challenged m0nde [191/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:41:05 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/29/26 06:03:20] m0nde accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 04:43:23 toward level 43.
[04/29/26 10:11:34] iamfoxy [417/946] has challenged m0nde [72/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 14:55:52 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[04/29/26 17:43:32] m0nde installed a rootkit on 645 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:51:29 toward level 43.
[04/30/26 07:28:33] PPP [125/279] has challenged m0nde [325/465] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to PPP's clock.
[04/30/26 14:11:33] ctrl-c [253/1257] has challenged m0nde [404/465] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:35:09 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/30/26 15:14:00] m0nde installed on-the-fly compression, boosting his/her/its hard disk! m0nde's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/26 18:24:46] m0nde [439/556] has challenged k0bura [499/505] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/30/26 20:01:51] m0nde [98/556] has come upon r0d3nt [1244/1648] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:56:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/30/26 23:12:52] PPP [149/344] has challenged m0nde [159/556] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to PPP's clock.
[05/01/26 09:11:33] dclaw [1084/1183] has challenged m0nde [103/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:24:33 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/01/26 14:32:04] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:46:45 toward level 44.
[05/02/26 00:11:34] nax_ [674/790] has challenged m0nde [501/556] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 09:44:39 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/02/26 03:11:33] r0d3nt [1491/1648] has challenged m0nde [535/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 01:22:00 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/02/26 05:11:33] dirmaster0 [1139/1649] has challenged m0nde [46/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:42:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/02/26 18:11:34] k0bura [112/505] has challenged m0nde [538/556] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:33 is added to k0bura's clock.
[05/03/26 07:54:45] ctrl-c, m0nde, iamfoxy, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/26 12:11:33] nax_ [614/790] has challenged m0nde [315/556] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:43:17 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/04/26 01:05:42] m0nde stole dclaw's the Deathstation 3130 processor while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old 1.5 GHz processor behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/04/26 08:11:34] RDNt [1066/1214] has challenged m0nde [432/630] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:36:14 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/04/26 09:55:20] atdma [38/97] has challenged m0nde [244/630] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to atdma's clock.
[05/04/26 14:07:25] m0nde degaussed his/her/its monitor, and recalibrated it! m0nde's level 125 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/26 20:13:27] atdma, Gopher, and m0nde [614/1643] have team battled nax_, k, and druui [987/2580] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/26 06:11:34] Orville [14/1123] has challenged m0nde [639/641] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:41 is added to Orville's clock.
[05/05/26 07:57:05] m0nde [209/641] has challenged idleClaw [127/1650] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:26 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/05/26 19:11:35] schizo [160/1103] has challenged m0nde [154/641] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 00:58:48 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/05/26 21:40:58] atdma [119/171] has challenged m0nde [500/641] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to atdma's clock.
[05/06/26 01:11:33] dirmaster0 [1643/1649] has challenged m0nde [227/641] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 19:41:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/06/26 05:39:02] street [525/829] has challenged m0nde [341/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 14:33:56 is removed from street's clock.
[05/06/26 11:11:35] RDNt [509/1214] has challenged m0nde [423/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:59:20 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/06/26 15:55:40] techDarko, iamfoxy, m0nde, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/26 06:27:37] PPP, dubiago, and nax_ [1369/2482] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and m0nde [1653/2762] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/26 11:15:06] m0nde bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $162. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:30:57 toward level 45.
[05/07/26 23:11:35] iamfoxy [376/946] has challenged m0nde [399/641] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 07:18:55 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/08/26 11:00:08] m0nde [1/641] has challenged RDNt [682/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/08/26 22:11:33] m0nde [110/641] has challenged dubiago [449/1261] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:54:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/08/26 23:11:33] dclaw [432/1112] has challenged m0nde [447/641] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 05:36:18 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/09/26 10:55:45] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 3 days, 04:58:28 toward level 46.
[05/09/26 13:11:35] m0nde [240/641] has challenged ngora [403/947] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:54:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/09/26 17:11:35] m0nde [440/641] has challenged Orville [488/1123] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:50:46 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 03:11:34] m0nde [427/641] has challenged PPP [336/453] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:51 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 06:11:33] m0nde [159/641] has challenged w00t3r [338/479] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:08:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 06:58:37] m0nde got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 04:34:20 from level 46.
[05/10/26 13:09:52] m0nde [376/641] has come upon LeftShoe [834/1505] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:51:52 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 14:11:34] TheScryer [537/876] has challenged m0nde [368/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 09:53:47 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/10/26 17:44:02] m0nde discovered new optimisation flags for his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 07:17:19 toward level 46.
[05/11/26 08:56:32] PPP [366/453] has challenged m0nde [292/641] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from PPP's clock.
[05/11/26 08:56:32] PPP has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:03:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/11/26 13:56:24] m0nde [433/641] has come upon k [1296/1423] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:37:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/12/26 12:11:34] m0nde [31/641] has challenged w00t3r [331/585] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/12/26 20:14:24] Gopher [191/864] has come upon m0nde [427/641] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 00:57:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/13/26 02:11:34] m0nde [358/641] has challenged atdma [64/301] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:15 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/13/26 05:47:49] m0nde [607/641] has come upon r0d3nt [893/1648] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:20:48 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/13/26 21:11:33] nax [402/944] has challenged m0nde [77/641] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:47:21 is removed from nax's clock.
[05/14/26 01:02:30] m0nde found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:32:45 toward level 46.
[05/14/26 12:22:46] m0nde [109/641] has challenged PPP [358/455] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/14/26 18:36:56] k0bura, dclaw, and r0d3nt [212/3300] have team battled TheScryer, m0nde, and Gopher [1547/2381] and lost! 2 days, 11:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/26 07:11:35] TheScryer [578/876] has challenged m0nde [518/641] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 20:23:31 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/15/26 07:11:35] TheScryer has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:03:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/15/26 12:11:34] m0nde [342/641] has challenged nax_ [117/1154] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:35:10 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/15/26 14:27:23] techDarko [774/1020] has come upon m0nde [397/641] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 13:24:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/15/26 17:21:06] TheScryer [145/876] has come upon m0nde [137/641] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 16:18:18 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/16/26 04:11:33] m0nde [32/641] has challenged k [1331/1423] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 05:37:49 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/16/26 15:11:34] m0nde [166/641] has challenged street [491/829] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:38:39 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/17/26 03:44:48] m0nde realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 13:59:57 from level 47.
[05/17/26 18:11:34] iamfoxy [370/962] has challenged m0nde [603/641] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 15:06:57 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/17/26 22:11:34] k [47/1423] has challenged m0nde [113/641] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 05:09:39 is added to k's clock.
[05/18/26 12:11:33] m0nde [316/641] has challenged r0d3nt [1376/1639] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 10:16:31 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/18/26 16:57:46] m0nde stole dclaw's level 73 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 45 USB key behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/18/26 18:09:38] LeftShoe [1117/1540] has come upon m0nde [399/666] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 15:40:13 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/19/26 06:11:34] m0nde [630/666] has challenged druui [328/476] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:17 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 19:11:33] m0nde [428/666] has challenged PPP [159/495] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:21:02 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 20:09:20] m0nde [191/666] has come upon druui [389/476] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:07:16 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 23:25:32] m0nde stole dclaw's 70.5" TFT monitor while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 137 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/20/26 08:21:23] street, PPP, and dclaw [603/2446] have team battled w00t3r, m0nde, and schizo [2049/2368] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/26 18:11:33] m0nde [144/669] has challenged TheScryer [191/876] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:02:39 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/20/26 20:11:33] street [467/829] has challenged m0nde [99/669] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 17:24:53 is removed from street's clock.
[05/21/26 03:11:34] street [559/829] has challenged m0nde [585/669] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 04:14:48 is added to street's clock.
[05/21/26 07:56:50] m0nde ran out of storage space. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 05:10:57 from level 47.
[05/21/26 14:11:33] m0nde [317/669] has challenged dubiago [748/1261] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:27:58 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 18:11:33] m0nde [407/669] has challenged idleClaw [906/1640] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:20 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 19:11:33] m0nde [173/669] has challenged idleClaw [285/1640] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:46:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 23:53:32] m0nde accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 23:22:40 toward level 47.
[05/22/26 09:11:34] LeftShoe [1014/1630] has challenged m0nde [440/669] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 01:14:37 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/22/26 10:11:33] m0nde [180/669] has challenged ngora [235/1035] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 13:27:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/22/26 18:11:33] m0nde [36/669] has challenged iamfoxy [605/962] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:46:19 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/23/26 01:13:45] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 19:26:43 toward level 47.
[05/23/26 11:45:06] dubiago, iamfoxy, and RDNt [1860/3324] have team battled Orville, druui, and m0nde [679/2302] and won! 0 days, 12:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/26 15:11:35] m0nde [532/669] has challenged LeftShoe [438/1630] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:59 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/23/26 20:56:42] m0nde found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:18:16 toward level 47.
[05/23/26 21:11:34] m0nde [637/669] has challenged dubiago [712/1261] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:20:58 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/24/26 05:27:30] TheScryer, m0nde, r0d3nt, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/26 08:31:09] m0nde keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! m0nde's level 73 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/26 15:11:35] k [199/1431] has challenged m0nde [189/662] and battered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:11:10 is removed from k's clock.
[05/25/26 03:11:35] iamfoxy [162/962] has challenged m0nde [570/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:41 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/25/26 07:11:34] Orville [965/1156] has challenged m0nde [430/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 07:14:26 is removed from Orville's clock.
[05/25/26 13:11:34] m0nde [89/662] has challenged Orville [285/1156] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:04:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/25/26 19:11:34] m0nde [281/662] has challenged Gopher [161/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:13 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/26/26 03:11:33] druui [376/477] has challenged m0nde [430/662] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:21:49 is added to druui's clock.
[05/26/26 08:55:41] m0nde installed NetBSD on his/her/its iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 06:18:48 toward level 47.
[05/26/26 13:11:33] ctrl-c [9/1266] has challenged m0nde [219/662] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:46:17 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/26/26 18:11:34] m0nde [278/662] has challenged druui [306/477] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:04:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 06:06:36] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 02:55:08 toward level 47.
[05/27/26 11:09:20] m0nde tried installing Windows 95. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:54:37 from level 47.
[05/27/26 11:11:32] RDNt [156/1101] has come upon m0nde [37/662] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:20:52 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/27/26 12:11:33] m0nde [601/662] has challenged nax_ [818/1139] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:32:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 15:14:19] m0nde [565/662] has come upon Gopher [429/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:18 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 20:11:33] ctrl-c [1171/1266] has challenged m0nde [299/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:28:54 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/28/26 10:26:21] m0nde [29/662] has challenged street [793/829] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/28/26 17:11:35] m0nde [57/662] has challenged idleClaw [318/1655] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:40 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/29/26 06:11:34] TheScryer [520/869] has challenged m0nde [200/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 06:40:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/29/26 13:11:33] nax [25/963] has challenged m0nde [361/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:45:13 is added to nax's clock.
[05/29/26 15:11:33] ctrl-c [897/1266] has challenged m0nde [27/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:26:38 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/29/26 22:11:33] w00t3r [108/609] has challenged m0nde [475/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:58 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[05/29/26 23:11:33] ctrl-c [813/1273] has challenged m0nde [69/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:26:56 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/30/26 03:11:33] dubiago [680/1261] has challenged m0nde [413/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 20:21:04 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/30/26 09:11:34] m0nde realises that he/she/it has wasted too much of his/her/its time doing frivolous things, and needs to take a step back and start again. m0nde returns to restart level 46 with a clean slate.
[05/30/26 22:41:14] ngora, PPP, and Orville [1103/2624] have team battled r0d3nt, dclaw, and m0nde [1737/3572] and lost! 0 days, 19:35:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/26 23:11:35] m0nde [219/666] has challenged dirmaster0 [666/1139] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/31/26 03:53:22] m0nde, k0bura, k, and nax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/26 19:11:35] m0nde [605/666] has challenged k0bura [29/531] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:44:11 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/31/26 23:11:35] dubiago [909/1261] has challenged m0nde [537/666] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 08:47:29 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/01/26 01:06:05] Gopher, PPP, and m0nde [370/2074] have team battled k, dirmaster0, and Orville [2175/3699] and lost! 0 days, 17:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/26 05:10:10] ngora, m0nde, druui, and k0bura have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/26 16:21:51] m0nde stole dclaw's 1.8 TB hard disk while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old 100 GB hard disk behind, which dclaw then takes.
[06/01/26 22:11:34] m0nde [229/680] has challenged RDNt [1031/1101] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:58:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/02/26 00:19:10] dubiago, m0nde, k0bura, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/26 00:19:13] dclaw [321/1236] has come upon m0nde [487/680] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 06:43:49 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/02/26 01:11:33] schizo [382/1090] has challenged m0nde [654/680] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:08:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/02/26 09:11:35] dclaw [771/1236] has challenged m0nde [647/680] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 01:02:18 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/02/26 10:52:11] ctrl-c [1231/1273] has come upon m0nde [161/680] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:42:39 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/02/26 22:11:34] m0nde [224/680] has challenged ngora [251/991] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:26:35 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/03/26 00:56:43] m0nde got tasked with fixing healthcare.gov. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:35:06 from level 47.
[06/03/26 07:11:35] m0nde [155/680] has challenged w00t3r [101/609] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:42 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/03/26 08:03:03] RDNt, nax, and nax_ [1506/3203] have team battled Gopher, m0nde, and tinyredlantern [831/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/26 16:03:42] tinyredlantern [270/1386] has come upon m0nde [521/680] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:55 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[06/03/26 16:22:05] m0nde did 'emerge -u world' in his/her/its gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:36:30 from level 47.
[06/04/26 00:11:33] m0nde [445/680] has challenged Orville [562/1147] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:10:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 05:11:34] m0nde [651/680] has challenged r0d3nt [990/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 08:00:25] dubiago [333/1261] has come upon m0nde [637/680] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:10:23 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/04/26 08:00:46] m0nde [227/680] has come upon dubiago [409/1261] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:33:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 12:11:33] m0nde [169/680] has challenged tinyredlantern [605/1386] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 12:41:34] m0nde [37/680] has challenged street [456/829] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 13:37:33] dirmaster0, Gopher, and m0nde [2242/2723] have team battled schizo, LeftShoe, and iamfoxy [1264/3682] and won! 1 day, 16:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/26 04:40:01] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 4 days, 02:25:37 toward level 48.
[06/05/26 06:11:34] m0nde [299/680] has challenged Orville [520/1153] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:02:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/05/26 09:11:34] nax [180/963] has challenged m0nde [530/680] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:41:39 is added to nax's clock.
[06/05/26 23:11:35] dclaw [685/1236] has challenged m0nde [46/680] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 20:15:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/06/26 21:26:41] m0nde [576/680] has come upon dclaw [728/1236] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:32:18 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/06/26 23:11:33] druui [494/508] has challenged m0nde [31/680] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:06:08 is removed from druui's clock.
[06/07/26 01:11:33] druui [23/508] has challenged m0nde [51/680] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:39:03 is added to druui's clock.
[06/07/26 15:43:35] m0nde [456/680] has challenged PPP [124/511] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/08/26 21:08:14] m0nde got fooled into following a Rickroll. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 12:22:51 from level 49.
[06/09/26 17:11:34] m0nde [495/680] has challenged PPP [5/511] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:46 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/10/26 04:11:33] ngora [347/991] has challenged m0nde [399/680] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 10:53:27 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/10/26 10:26:18] m0nde heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 09:16:21 from level 49.
[06/11/26 10:08:14] m0nde became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:26:49 toward level 49.
[06/11/26 15:49:36] m0nde got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! m0nde's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/26 11:18:59] Phreaked [22/1100] has come upon m0nde [561/686] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:36:28 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/12/26 13:11:34] iamfoxy [899/967] has challenged m0nde [580/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 02:02:00 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/12/26 16:04:35] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 1 day, 14:38:37 toward level 49.
[06/13/26 14:46:19] m0nde [216/686] has challenged TheScryer [747/881] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:24:24 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/13/26 15:11:33] m0nde [427/686] has challenged ngora [253/991] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 15:56:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/13/26 18:11:33] m0nde [381/686] has challenged druui [146/508] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 01:19:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/15/26 02:11:33] iamfoxy [836/971] has challenged m0nde [15/686] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:04:38 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/15/26 03:11:33] dubiago [831/1266] has challenged m0nde [468/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:32:24 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/15/26 06:11:35] ctrl-c [174/1244] has challenged m0nde [66/686] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 05:19:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.