User: m0nde
Class: Bionic Mutospy
Gender: Politically Correct
Admin?: No
Level: 55
Next level: 16 days, 16:28:33
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Sat Mar 28 12:18:44 2026
Last login: Sat Mar 28 12:18:44 2026
Total time idled: 180 days, 19:16:00
Current position: [237,416]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]
amulet: 46
boots: 78
charm: 216f
gloves: 115c
helm: 140
leggings: 82b
ring: 72 [Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 44
tunic: 65 [Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 53
sum: 911
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 00:01:32
nick: None
part: None
quest: 2 days, 06:01:04
quit: None
total: 2 days, 06:02:36
[03/28/26 12:40:21] m0nde [16/29] has challenged iamfoxy [149/940] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:02:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 14:14:51] m0nde [12/52] has challenged Savyna [258/567] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 17:00:50] dclaw, m0nde, and LeftShoe [2043/2791] have team battled k, Savyna, and feoh [2691/3089] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:20 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/26 21:06:57] m0nde [29/96] has challenged Savyna [135/567] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:11:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 22:50:42] m0nde [82/106] has challenged headsh00ter [39/390] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[03/28/26 23:11:32] LeftShoe [287/1481] has challenged m0nde [90/106] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:57:14 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[03/29/26 04:59:19] m0nde [36/109] has challenged LeftShoe [411/1481] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:13 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 08:11:33] iamfoxy [541/940] has challenged m0nde [56/109] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 10:18:41 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[03/29/26 08:22:16] m0nde [105/109] has challenged RDNt [522/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:31:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 12:08:00] m0nde [10/118] has challenged RDNt [498/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/29/26 19:11:33] street [455/833] has challenged m0nde [7/118] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 04:16:30 is removed from street's clock.
[03/30/26 01:11:33] Orville [909/1138] has challenged m0nde [79/126] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:29:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[03/30/26 07:47:46] m0nde [29/161] has challenged k [589/1430] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/30/26 16:10:32] m0nde [69/167] has challenged Orville [54/1138] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 01:06:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[03/30/26 16:11:32] TheScryer [589/887] has challenged m0nde [48/167] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 13:59:16 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[03/30/26 21:22:23] m0nde forgot 1 characters in his/her/its password. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 00:04:47 from level 27.
[03/30/26 23:03:03] m0nde [1/173] has challenged idleClaw [125/1649] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/31/26 01:46:04] m0nde hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:22:31 toward level 28.
[03/31/26 08:54:07] m0nde [82/180] has challenged dclaw [944/1239] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:33:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[03/31/26 10:11:33] schizo [949/998] has challenged m0nde [5/180] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 14:13:40 is removed from schizo's clock.
[03/31/26 12:24:16] m0nde stole dclaw's level 72 Einstein's Tachyonic Antitelephone while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 11 graphics card behind, which dclaw then takes.
[03/31/26 22:05:15] m0nde [68/270] has challenged iamfoxy [687/940] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/01/26 02:13:24] m0nde got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:12:21 toward level 30.
[04/01/26 05:11:33] ngora [244/950] has challenged m0nde [209/270] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 21:46:46 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/01/26 11:03:58] m0nde [93/303] has challenged TheScryer [341/887] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 03:39:52] m0nde [274/303] has challenged dclaw [306/1172] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:58:59 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 04:17:28] m0nde [11/303] has come upon k [540/1430] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:35:22 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/02/26 07:11:35] nax_ [652/774] has challenged m0nde [118/303] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 06:11:50 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/02/26 20:02:07] feoh [309/1092] has come upon m0nde [260/303] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 22:10:28 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/03/26 04:50:04] m0nde [268/337] has challenged ctrl-c [1123/1253] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:39:28 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/03/26 10:11:34] schizo [557/998] has challenged m0nde [7/337] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:30:14 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/03/26 13:11:33] dirmaster0 [16/1649] has challenged m0nde [122/337] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:38:10 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/03/26 16:44:27] m0nde installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:33:00 toward level 33.
[04/03/26 18:11:15] m0nde 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:32:25 toward level 33.
[04/03/26 23:27:25] m0nde forgot 4 characters in his/her/its password. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 00:17:16 from level 33.
[04/04/26 02:56:32] m0nde [252/358] has challenged dclaw [130/1172] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:21:36 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/04/26 02:56:32] m0nde has dealt dclaw a Critical Strike! 6 days, 01:10:33 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/04/26 14:11:33] street [188/829] has challenged m0nde [353/358] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:20:24 is added to street's clock.
[04/04/26 19:54:57] m0nde [0/365] has challenged nax_ [410/774] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/05/26 18:11:33] dubiago [677/1185] has challenged m0nde [34/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 17:52:29 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/06/26 01:42:32] m0nde [98/365] has challenged dubiago [697/1185] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/06/26 12:11:34] nax_ [261/774] has challenged m0nde [46/365] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 03:04:29 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/06/26 23:11:33] k [573/1430] has challenged m0nde [109/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 06:11:01 is removed from k's clock.
[04/07/26 03:11:35] feoh [720/1092] has challenged m0nde [158/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 22:34:08 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/08/26 06:11:34] dubiago [189/1185] has challenged m0nde [289/365] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:51:58 is added to dubiago's clock.
[04/08/26 08:42:11] schizo [572/998] has come upon m0nde [71/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:31:15 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/08/26 18:17:10] ngora [904/950] has come upon m0nde [162/365] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 09:43:53 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/08/26 19:11:33] TheScryer [696/893] has challenged m0nde [20/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 18:07:52 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[04/09/26 16:11:34] iamfoxy [509/940] has challenged m0nde [150/365] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 04:10:14 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[04/10/26 02:56:09] m0nde [350/365] has come upon ngora [539/950] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:25:30 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/10/26 05:12:31] m0nde [7/378] has challenged iamfoxy [112/940] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:13:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/10/26 09:11:33] nax_ [9/774] has challenged m0nde [226/378] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:15:04 is added to nax_'s clock.
[04/10/26 12:11:34] k [67/1402] has challenged m0nde [293/378] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:24:43 is added to k's clock.
[04/11/26 16:11:33] RDNt [1072/1214] has challenged m0nde [88/378] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:49:38 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/11/26 21:17:54] m0nde [251/378] has challenged r0d3nt [1228/1648] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 10:06:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/12/26 01:11:35] Gopher [111/863] has challenged m0nde [170/378] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:01:10 is added to Gopher's clock.
[04/12/26 09:11:34] m0nde realises that he/she/it has wasted too much of his/her/its time doing frivolous things, and needs to take a step back and start again. m0nde returns to restart level 36 with a clean slate.
[04/12/26 12:28:32] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 03:09:28 toward level 37.
[04/12/26 23:01:48] street, m0nde, and Orville [215/2366] have team battled RDNt, schizo, and r0d3nt [3443/3860] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:22 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/26 10:52:00] m0nde [333/386] has come upon Orville [852/1151] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/13/26 12:11:35] r0d3nt [1003/1648] has challenged m0nde [50/386] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 23:34:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/13/26 19:13:41] m0nde [159/409] has challenged RDNt [52/1214] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:12 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/14/26 00:11:34] feoh [795/1092] has challenged m0nde [23/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:37:27 is removed from feoh's clock.
[04/14/26 01:11:33] dirmaster0 [886/1649] has challenged m0nde [144/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 20:38:01 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/26 09:17:31] m0nde founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:59:25 toward level 38.
[04/14/26 16:11:33] dirmaster0 [1494/1649] has challenged m0nde [83/409] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 17:43:44 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/26 21:18:11] LeftShoe [872/1463] has challenged m0nde [159/409] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 22:42:46 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/14/26 21:18:11] LeftShoe has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:12 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/15/26 04:12:32] m0nde [108/429] has challenged dirmaster0 [820/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:43:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 04:11:33] RDNt [24/1214] has challenged m0nde [191/429] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:32:12 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/16/26 05:11:35] nax_ [378/774] has challenged m0nde [372/429] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 02:14:02 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/16/26 05:23:57] m0nde [8/429] has come upon dubiago [1139/1195] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:01:12 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 07:56:24] m0nde [347/429] has come upon k0bura [197/505] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:03:42 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[04/16/26 09:51:20] m0nde stole ngora's level 71 coffee machine while he/she/it was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 48 coffee machine behind, which ngora then takes.
[04/16/26 16:12:12] Gopher, LeftShoe, and r0d3nt [2442/3980] have team battled m0nde, dubiago, and ctrl-c [839/2898] and won! 0 days, 20:45:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/26 16:48:10] m0nde [366/456] has challenged k [465/1423] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:30:54 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/17/26 18:42:02] m0nde got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 06:30:11 toward level 40.
[04/17/26 20:11:35] RDNt [473/1214] has challenged m0nde [82/456] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:43:19 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/18/26 02:11:35] r0d3nt [1222/1648] has challenged m0nde [256/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:40:09 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/18/26 05:11:35] street [94/829] has challenged m0nde [87/456] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:38:41 is removed from street's clock.
[04/18/26 06:54:14] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 03:14:33 toward level 40.
[04/18/26 12:11:33] Orville [395/1151] has challenged m0nde [182/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 15:37:30 is removed from Orville's clock.
[04/19/26 03:11:53] m0nde reverse engineered how overclocking works in his/her/its BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 02:03:03 toward level 40.
[04/19/26 14:11:35] LeftShoe [952/1463] has challenged m0nde [101/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 23:04:49 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/19/26 17:11:35] Gopher [104/869] has challenged m0nde [95/456] and battered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 12:42:49 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[04/19/26 23:56:07] m0nde [184/456] has challenged r0d3nt [211/1648] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:46:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/20/26 01:11:35] street [391/829] has challenged m0nde [202/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:14:05 is removed from street's clock.
[04/21/26 01:11:34] RDNt [186/1214] has challenged m0nde [8/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 02:42:14 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[04/21/26 13:25:10] m0nde filled in 67 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 04:08:29 from level 41.
[04/21/26 17:11:36] dirmaster0 [1145/1649] has challenged m0nde [105/456] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:36:35 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/22/26 09:11:33] schizo [560/1103] has challenged m0nde [437/456] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 16:54:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/23/26 03:01:03] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 00:42:58 toward level 41.
[04/23/26 09:11:35] nax_ [21/793] has challenged m0nde [31/456] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 05:06:22 is added to nax_'s clock.
[04/23/26 10:15:38] m0nde [222/459] has challenged street [539/829] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:15:02 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/23/26 11:09:49] iamfoxy [34/940] has challenged m0nde [433/459] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:02:12 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[04/23/26 11:11:34] dubiago [875/1261] has challenged m0nde [293/459] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:08:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/23/26 11:21:17] m0nde cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 05:45:58 toward level 42.
[04/24/26 03:04:33] m0nde can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 03:05:21 from level 42.
[04/24/26 03:18:40] Orville, RDNt, and dirmaster0 [391/3986] have team battled m0nde, dclaw, and dubiago [2673/2909] and lost! 2 days, 08:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/26 19:21:05] r0d3nt, m0nde, RDNt, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/26 02:11:34] street [517/829] has challenged m0nde [359/465] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 11:09:35 is removed from street's clock.
[04/25/26 05:11:33] LeftShoe [176/1476] has challenged m0nde [28/465] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 16:57:09 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/25/26 12:54:54] dclaw, m0nde, and druui [1364/1977] have team battled nax_, k, and ngora [538/3065] and won! 0 days, 03:46:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/26 00:26:27] ngora, dubiago, m0nde, and iamfoxy have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/26 03:07:38] m0nde [307/465] has challenged iamfoxy [369/940] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/27/26 02:11:35] street [545/829] has challenged m0nde [39/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:33:54 is removed from street's clock.
[04/27/26 03:50:45] m0nde [414/465] has come upon dclaw [944/1183] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/27/26 22:11:11] m0nde [280/465] has come upon Gopher [502/879] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:49:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/28/26 07:10:14] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 08:08:08 toward level 43.
[04/28/26 19:11:35] nax_ [740/790] has challenged m0nde [191/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:41:05 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/29/26 06:03:20] m0nde accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 04:43:23 toward level 43.
[04/29/26 10:11:34] iamfoxy [417/946] has challenged m0nde [72/465] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 14:55:52 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[04/29/26 17:43:32] m0nde installed a rootkit on 645 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:51:29 toward level 43.
[04/30/26 07:28:33] PPP [125/279] has challenged m0nde [325/465] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to PPP's clock.
[04/30/26 14:11:33] ctrl-c [253/1257] has challenged m0nde [404/465] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:35:09 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/30/26 15:14:00] m0nde installed on-the-fly compression, boosting his/her/its hard disk! m0nde's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/26 18:24:46] m0nde [439/556] has challenged k0bura [499/505] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/30/26 20:01:51] m0nde [98/556] has come upon r0d3nt [1244/1648] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:56:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[04/30/26 23:12:52] PPP [149/344] has challenged m0nde [159/556] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to PPP's clock.
[05/01/26 09:11:33] dclaw [1084/1183] has challenged m0nde [103/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:24:33 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/01/26 14:32:04] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:46:45 toward level 44.
[05/02/26 00:11:34] nax_ [674/790] has challenged m0nde [501/556] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 09:44:39 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/02/26 03:11:33] r0d3nt [1491/1648] has challenged m0nde [535/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 01:22:00 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/02/26 05:11:33] dirmaster0 [1139/1649] has challenged m0nde [46/556] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 10:42:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/02/26 18:11:34] k0bura [112/505] has challenged m0nde [538/556] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:06:33 is added to k0bura's clock.
[05/03/26 07:54:45] ctrl-c, m0nde, iamfoxy, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/26 12:11:33] nax_ [614/790] has challenged m0nde [315/556] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:43:17 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[05/04/26 01:05:42] m0nde stole dclaw's the Deathstation 3130 processor while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old 1.5 GHz processor behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/04/26 08:11:34] RDNt [1066/1214] has challenged m0nde [432/630] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:36:14 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/04/26 09:55:20] atdma [38/97] has challenged m0nde [244/630] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:07:59 is added to atdma's clock.
[05/04/26 14:07:25] m0nde degaussed his/her/its monitor, and recalibrated it! m0nde's level 125 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/26 20:13:27] atdma, Gopher, and m0nde [614/1643] have team battled nax_, k, and druui [987/2580] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:33 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/26 06:11:34] Orville [14/1123] has challenged m0nde [639/641] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:41 is added to Orville's clock.
[05/05/26 07:57:05] m0nde [209/641] has challenged idleClaw [127/1650] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:26 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/05/26 19:11:35] schizo [160/1103] has challenged m0nde [154/641] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 00:58:48 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/05/26 21:40:58] atdma [119/171] has challenged m0nde [500/641] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to atdma's clock.
[05/06/26 01:11:33] dirmaster0 [1643/1649] has challenged m0nde [227/641] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 19:41:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/06/26 05:39:02] street [525/829] has challenged m0nde [341/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 14:33:56 is removed from street's clock.
[05/06/26 11:11:35] RDNt [509/1214] has challenged m0nde [423/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:59:20 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/06/26 15:55:40] techDarko, iamfoxy, m0nde, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/26 06:27:37] PPP, dubiago, and nax_ [1369/2482] have team battled Gopher, ctrl-c, and m0nde [1653/2762] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/26 11:15:06] m0nde bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $162. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:30:57 toward level 45.
[05/07/26 23:11:35] iamfoxy [376/946] has challenged m0nde [399/641] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 07:18:55 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/08/26 11:00:08] m0nde [1/641] has challenged RDNt [682/1214] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/08/26 22:11:33] m0nde [110/641] has challenged dubiago [449/1261] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:54:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/08/26 23:11:33] dclaw [432/1112] has challenged m0nde [447/641] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 05:36:18 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/09/26 10:55:45] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 3 days, 04:58:28 toward level 46.
[05/09/26 13:11:35] m0nde [240/641] has challenged ngora [403/947] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:54:21 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/09/26 17:11:35] m0nde [440/641] has challenged Orville [488/1123] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:50:46 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 03:11:34] m0nde [427/641] has challenged PPP [336/453] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:51 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 06:11:33] m0nde [159/641] has challenged w00t3r [338/479] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:08:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 06:58:37] m0nde got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 04:34:20 from level 46.
[05/10/26 13:09:52] m0nde [376/641] has come upon LeftShoe [834/1505] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:51:52 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/10/26 14:11:34] TheScryer [537/876] has challenged m0nde [368/641] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 09:53:47 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/10/26 17:44:02] m0nde discovered new optimisation flags for his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 07:17:19 toward level 46.
[05/11/26 08:56:32] PPP [366/453] has challenged m0nde [292/641] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from PPP's clock.
[05/11/26 08:56:32] PPP has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:03:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/11/26 13:56:24] m0nde [433/641] has come upon k [1296/1423] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:37:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/12/26 12:11:34] m0nde [31/641] has challenged w00t3r [331/585] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:30:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/12/26 20:14:24] Gopher [191/864] has come upon m0nde [427/641] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 00:57:17 is added to Gopher's clock.
[05/13/26 02:11:34] m0nde [358/641] has challenged atdma [64/301] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:15 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/13/26 05:47:49] m0nde [607/641] has come upon r0d3nt [893/1648] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:20:48 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/13/26 21:11:33] nax [402/944] has challenged m0nde [77/641] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:47:21 is removed from nax's clock.
[05/14/26 01:02:30] m0nde found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:32:45 toward level 46.
[05/14/26 12:22:46] m0nde [109/641] has challenged PPP [358/455] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/14/26 18:36:56] k0bura, dclaw, and r0d3nt [212/3300] have team battled TheScryer, m0nde, and Gopher [1547/2381] and lost! 2 days, 11:34:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/26 07:11:35] TheScryer [578/876] has challenged m0nde [518/641] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 20:23:31 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/15/26 07:11:35] TheScryer has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:03:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/15/26 12:11:34] m0nde [342/641] has challenged nax_ [117/1154] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 03:35:10 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/15/26 14:27:23] techDarko [774/1020] has come upon m0nde [397/641] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 13:24:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/15/26 17:21:06] TheScryer [145/876] has come upon m0nde [137/641] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 16:18:18 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/16/26 04:11:33] m0nde [32/641] has challenged k [1331/1423] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 05:37:49 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/16/26 15:11:34] m0nde [166/641] has challenged street [491/829] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:38:39 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/17/26 03:44:48] m0nde realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 13:59:57 from level 47.
[05/17/26 18:11:34] iamfoxy [370/962] has challenged m0nde [603/641] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 15:06:57 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/17/26 22:11:34] k [47/1423] has challenged m0nde [113/641] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 05:09:39 is added to k's clock.
[05/18/26 12:11:33] m0nde [316/641] has challenged r0d3nt [1376/1639] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 10:16:31 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/18/26 16:57:46] m0nde stole dclaw's level 73 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 45 USB key behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/18/26 18:09:38] LeftShoe [1117/1540] has come upon m0nde [399/666] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 15:40:13 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/19/26 06:11:34] m0nde [630/666] has challenged druui [328/476] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:52:17 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 19:11:33] m0nde [428/666] has challenged PPP [159/495] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:21:02 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 20:09:20] m0nde [191/666] has come upon druui [389/476] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:07:16 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/19/26 23:25:32] m0nde stole dclaw's 70.5" TFT monitor while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 137 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit behind, which dclaw then takes.
[05/20/26 08:21:23] street, PPP, and dclaw [603/2446] have team battled w00t3r, m0nde, and schizo [2049/2368] and lost! 0 days, 13:07:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/26 18:11:33] m0nde [144/669] has challenged TheScryer [191/876] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:02:39 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/20/26 20:11:33] street [467/829] has challenged m0nde [99/669] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 17:24:53 is removed from street's clock.
[05/21/26 03:11:34] street [559/829] has challenged m0nde [585/669] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 04:14:48 is added to street's clock.
[05/21/26 07:56:50] m0nde ran out of storage space. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 05:10:57 from level 47.
[05/21/26 14:11:33] m0nde [317/669] has challenged dubiago [748/1261] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:27:58 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 18:11:33] m0nde [407/669] has challenged idleClaw [906/1640] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:42:20 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 19:11:33] m0nde [173/669] has challenged idleClaw [285/1640] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:46:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/21/26 23:53:32] m0nde accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 23:22:40 toward level 47.
[05/22/26 09:11:34] LeftShoe [1014/1630] has challenged m0nde [440/669] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 01:14:37 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/22/26 10:11:33] m0nde [180/669] has challenged ngora [235/1035] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 13:27:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/22/26 18:11:33] m0nde [36/669] has challenged iamfoxy [605/962] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:46:19 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/23/26 01:13:45] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 19:26:43 toward level 47.
[05/23/26 11:45:06] dubiago, iamfoxy, and RDNt [1860/3324] have team battled Orville, druui, and m0nde [679/2302] and won! 0 days, 12:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/26 15:11:35] m0nde [532/669] has challenged LeftShoe [438/1630] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:59 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/23/26 20:56:42] m0nde found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:18:16 toward level 47.
[05/23/26 21:11:34] m0nde [637/669] has challenged dubiago [712/1261] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:20:58 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/24/26 05:27:30] TheScryer, m0nde, r0d3nt, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/24/26 08:31:09] m0nde keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! m0nde's level 73 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/26 15:11:35] k [199/1431] has challenged m0nde [189/662] and battered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:11:10 is removed from k's clock.
[05/25/26 03:11:35] iamfoxy [162/962] has challenged m0nde [570/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:00:41 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[05/25/26 07:11:34] Orville [965/1156] has challenged m0nde [430/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 07:14:26 is removed from Orville's clock.
[05/25/26 13:11:34] m0nde [89/662] has challenged Orville [285/1156] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:04:23 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/25/26 19:11:34] m0nde [281/662] has challenged Gopher [161/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:24:13 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/26/26 03:11:33] druui [376/477] has challenged m0nde [430/662] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:21:49 is added to druui's clock.
[05/26/26 08:55:41] m0nde installed NetBSD on his/her/its iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 06:18:48 toward level 47.
[05/26/26 13:11:33] ctrl-c [9/1266] has challenged m0nde [219/662] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:46:17 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/26/26 18:11:34] m0nde [278/662] has challenged druui [306/477] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:04:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 06:06:36] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 02:55:08 toward level 47.
[05/27/26 11:09:20] m0nde tried installing Windows 95. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:54:37 from level 47.
[05/27/26 11:11:32] RDNt [156/1101] has come upon m0nde [37/662] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:20:52 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[05/27/26 12:11:33] m0nde [601/662] has challenged nax_ [818/1139] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:32:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 15:14:19] m0nde [565/662] has come upon Gopher [429/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:18 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/27/26 20:11:33] ctrl-c [1171/1266] has challenged m0nde [299/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:28:54 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/28/26 10:26:21] m0nde [29/662] has challenged street [793/829] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/28/26 17:11:35] m0nde [57/662] has challenged idleClaw [318/1655] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:39:40 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/29/26 06:11:34] TheScryer [520/869] has challenged m0nde [200/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 06:40:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/29/26 13:11:33] nax [25/963] has challenged m0nde [361/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:45:13 is added to nax's clock.
[05/29/26 15:11:33] ctrl-c [897/1266] has challenged m0nde [27/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:26:38 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/29/26 22:11:33] w00t3r [108/609] has challenged m0nde [475/662] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:58 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[05/29/26 23:11:33] ctrl-c [813/1273] has challenged m0nde [69/662] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:26:56 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/30/26 03:11:33] dubiago [680/1261] has challenged m0nde [413/662] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 20:21:04 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/30/26 09:11:34] m0nde realises that he/she/it has wasted too much of his/her/its time doing frivolous things, and needs to take a step back and start again. m0nde returns to restart level 46 with a clean slate.
[05/30/26 22:41:14] ngora, PPP, and Orville [1103/2624] have team battled r0d3nt, dclaw, and m0nde [1737/3572] and lost! 0 days, 19:35:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/26 23:11:35] m0nde [219/666] has challenged dirmaster0 [666/1139] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[05/31/26 03:53:22] m0nde, k0bura, k, and nax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/26 19:11:35] m0nde [605/666] has challenged k0bura [29/531] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:44:11 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[05/31/26 23:11:35] dubiago [909/1261] has challenged m0nde [537/666] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 08:47:29 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/01/26 01:06:05] Gopher, PPP, and m0nde [370/2074] have team battled k, dirmaster0, and Orville [2175/3699] and lost! 0 days, 17:29:55 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/26 05:10:10] ngora, m0nde, druui, and k0bura have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/01/26 16:21:51] m0nde stole dclaw's 1.8 TB hard disk while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old 100 GB hard disk behind, which dclaw then takes.
[06/01/26 22:11:34] m0nde [229/680] has challenged RDNt [1031/1101] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:58:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/02/26 00:19:10] dubiago, m0nde, k0bura, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/02/26 00:19:13] dclaw [321/1236] has come upon m0nde [487/680] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 06:43:49 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/02/26 01:11:33] schizo [382/1090] has challenged m0nde [654/680] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:08:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/02/26 09:11:35] dclaw [771/1236] has challenged m0nde [647/680] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 01:02:18 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/02/26 10:52:11] ctrl-c [1231/1273] has come upon m0nde [161/680] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:42:39 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/02/26 22:11:34] m0nde [224/680] has challenged ngora [251/991] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:26:35 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/03/26 00:56:43] m0nde got tasked with fixing healthcare.gov. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:35:06 from level 47.
[06/03/26 07:11:35] m0nde [155/680] has challenged w00t3r [101/609] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:42 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/03/26 08:03:03] RDNt, nax, and nax_ [1506/3203] have team battled Gopher, m0nde, and tinyredlantern [831/2970] and won! 0 days, 13:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/26 16:03:42] tinyredlantern [270/1386] has come upon m0nde [521/680] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:52:55 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[06/03/26 16:22:05] m0nde did 'emerge -u world' in his/her/its gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:36:30 from level 47.
[06/04/26 00:11:33] m0nde [445/680] has challenged Orville [562/1147] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:10:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 05:11:34] m0nde [651/680] has challenged r0d3nt [990/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:44 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 08:00:25] dubiago [333/1261] has come upon m0nde [637/680] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:10:23 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/04/26 08:00:46] m0nde [227/680] has come upon dubiago [409/1261] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:33:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 12:11:33] m0nde [169/680] has challenged tinyredlantern [605/1386] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 12:41:34] m0nde [37/680] has challenged street [456/829] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/04/26 13:37:33] dirmaster0, Gopher, and m0nde [2242/2723] have team battled schizo, LeftShoe, and iamfoxy [1264/3682] and won! 1 day, 16:29:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/26 04:40:01] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 4 days, 02:25:37 toward level 48.
[06/05/26 06:11:34] m0nde [299/680] has challenged Orville [520/1153] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:02:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/05/26 09:11:34] nax [180/963] has challenged m0nde [530/680] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:41:39 is added to nax's clock.
[06/05/26 23:11:35] dclaw [685/1236] has challenged m0nde [46/680] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 20:15:01 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/06/26 21:26:41] m0nde [576/680] has come upon dclaw [728/1236] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:32:18 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/06/26 23:11:33] druui [494/508] has challenged m0nde [31/680] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:06:08 is removed from druui's clock.
[06/07/26 01:11:33] druui [23/508] has challenged m0nde [51/680] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:39:03 is added to druui's clock.
[06/07/26 15:43:35] m0nde [456/680] has challenged PPP [124/511] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/08/26 21:08:14] m0nde got fooled into following a Rickroll. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 12:22:51 from level 49.
[06/09/26 17:11:34] m0nde [495/680] has challenged PPP [5/511] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:46 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/10/26 04:11:33] ngora [347/991] has challenged m0nde [399/680] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 10:53:27 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/10/26 10:26:18] m0nde heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 09:16:21 from level 49.
[06/11/26 10:08:14] m0nde became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 12:26:49 toward level 49.
[06/11/26 15:49:36] m0nde got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! m0nde's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/26 11:18:59] Phreaked [22/1100] has come upon m0nde [561/686] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 13:36:28 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/12/26 13:11:34] iamfoxy [899/967] has challenged m0nde [580/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 02:02:00 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/12/26 16:04:35] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 1 day, 14:38:37 toward level 49.
[06/13/26 14:46:19] m0nde [216/686] has challenged TheScryer [747/881] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:24:24 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/13/26 15:11:33] m0nde [427/686] has challenged ngora [253/991] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 15:56:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/13/26 18:11:33] m0nde [381/686] has challenged druui [146/508] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 01:19:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/15/26 02:11:33] iamfoxy [836/971] has challenged m0nde [15/686] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 06:04:38 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/15/26 03:11:33] dubiago [831/1266] has challenged m0nde [468/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:32:24 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[06/15/26 06:11:35] ctrl-c [174/1244] has challenged m0nde [66/686] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 05:19:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/15/26 12:11:34] m0nde [387/686] has challenged iamfoxy [455/971] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:00:01 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/16/26 10:11:33] druui [357/508] has challenged m0nde [245/686] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 07:14:20 is removed from druui's clock.
[06/16/26 16:11:33] Gopher [495/911] has challenged m0nde [568/686] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:44:18 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/16/26 18:11:33] m0nde [30/686] has challenged r0d3nt [1592/1654] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 10:11:18 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/17/26 04:11:34] nax_ [594/1151] has challenged m0nde [355/686] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 04:16:23 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/17/26 14:11:34] m0nde [611/686] has challenged LeftShoe [1076/1630] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:20:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/18/26 09:11:34] m0nde [362/686] has challenged w00t3r [94/616] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:34:02 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/18/26 21:11:35] m0nde [516/686] has challenged druui [6/508] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:39:33 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/19/26 04:11:33] iamfoxy [670/971] has challenged m0nde [146/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 00:56:38 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/19/26 09:11:35] nax [389/969] has challenged m0nde [118/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 09:33:19 is removed from nax's clock.
[06/19/26 10:11:35] m0nde [630/686] has challenged ngora [502/991] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 01:06:31 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/19/26 23:11:33] dubiago [397/1266] has challenged m0nde [642/686] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:36:33 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/20/26 05:11:34] m0nde [286/686] has challenged dclaw [922/1239] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:51 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/20/26 14:11:34] street [501/845] has challenged m0nde [654/686] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 05:30:45 is added to street's clock.
[06/20/26 21:50:12] ngora, dubiago, m0nde, and street have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/26 02:11:33] Gopher [391/911] has challenged m0nde [600/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:23:54 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/21/26 03:11:35] Gopher [408/911] has challenged m0nde [546/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:00:22 is added to Gopher's clock.
[06/21/26 03:59:27] m0nde started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 04:11:12 from level 50.
[06/21/26 13:11:33] m0nde [172/686] has challenged TheScryer [555/881] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:53:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/21/26 18:11:34] m0nde [664/686] has challenged idleClaw [69/1655] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:32:59 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/21/26 21:11:34] m0nde [200/686] has challenged idleClaw [1408/1655] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:43:11 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/21/26 23:34:18] m0nde had damaging electrical spikes of up to 1300 volts. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 01:22:37 from level 50.
[06/22/26 07:11:34] techDarko [875/1011] has challenged m0nde [416/686] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 18:05:38 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/22/26 10:49:37] x544B [15/101] has challenged m0nde [286/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 17:11:33] m0nde [534/686] has challenged Orville [516/1173] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/22/26 19:44:23] m0nde installed on-the-fly compression, boosting his/her/its hard disk! m0nde's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/26 02:47:39] m0nde [492/797] has challenged TheScryer [874/881] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:33:07 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/23/26 03:11:35] m0nde [22/797] has challenged schizo [172/1095] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:37:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/23/26 06:11:35] techDarko [698/1011] has challenged m0nde [20/797] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 10:28:28 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/23/26 07:11:34] m0nde [394/797] has challenged w00t3r [252/616] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 20:25:35 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/23/26 10:11:33] m0nde [592/797] has challenged k [1238/1445] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:14:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/23/26 11:00:05] m0nde added slashdot.org to his/her/its HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 11:39:38 toward level 51.
[06/23/26 18:11:34] m0nde [79/797] has challenged ngora [747/991] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:16:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/24/26 13:02:01] m0nde overclocked too much, overheating his/her/its CPU! m0nde's the Deathstation 3130 processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/26 15:16:08] m0nde installed a rootkit on 566 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 00:48:52 toward level 51.
[06/24/26 17:11:35] m0nde [585/785] has challenged w00t3r [316/616] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 22:25:14 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/24/26 23:50:46] m0nde, r0d3nt, and nax_ [1025/3590] have team battled schizo, dclaw, and ngora [816/3325] and won! 1 day, 09:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/26 08:11:34] m0nde [505/785] has challenged nax [560/989] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 03:20:46 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/25/26 09:10:12] schizo [559/1088] has come upon m0nde [307/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 03:32:40 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/25/26 09:11:34] TheScryer [243/881] has challenged m0nde [483/785] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 12:07:48 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[06/25/26 16:39:34] r0d3nt [38/1654] has come upon m0nde [648/785] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:22:47 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/25/26 23:11:34] w00t3r [240/616] has challenged m0nde [165/785] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 18:15:03 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[06/26/26 12:53:07] dubiago, techDarko, and m0nde [583/3062] have team battled k, Orville, and nax_ [1053/3753] and lost! 2 days, 16:56:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/26 13:11:33] m0nde [67/785] has challenged Phreaked [63/1143] and bruised them in combat! 3 days, 05:51:51 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/26/26 18:11:33] LeftShoe [674/1491] has challenged m0nde [586/785] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 14:19:09 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/26/26 19:11:33] m0nde [649/785] has challenged Phreaked [437/1143] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 13:05:29 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/27/26 06:07:11] PPP, m0nde, and Orville [726/2488] have team battled nax, druui, and k0bura [342/2050] and won! 1 day, 03:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/26 14:11:35] druui [74/519] has challenged m0nde [141/785] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 13:53:47 is added to druui's clock.
[06/27/26 16:11:33] m0nde [267/785] has challenged techDarko [992/1011] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:04:50 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/28/26 06:32:19] w00t3r [565/616] has come upon m0nde [758/785] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:18:44 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[06/28/26 07:11:34] w00t3r [367/616] has challenged m0nde [645/785] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:40 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[06/28/26 09:15:48] m0nde [623/785] has come upon k [1147/1415] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:01:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/28/26 11:17:51] iamfoxy [29/971] has challenged m0nde [233/785] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 23:33:50 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/28/26 16:11:35] dirmaster0 [847/1131] has challenged m0nde [604/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 04:48:19 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/29/26 17:11:33] m0nde [622/785] has challenged street [94/845] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:15 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/29/26 18:11:33] w00t3r [253/616] has challenged m0nde [769/785] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:39 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[06/29/26 19:11:35] m0nde [250/785] has challenged schizo [1049/1101] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 09:13:56 is added to m0nde's clock.
[06/29/26 20:11:35] m0nde [526/785] has challenged nax [290/989] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:47:19 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[06/30/26 14:07:05] m0nde learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 21:44:47 toward level 51.
[06/30/26 15:25:42] m0nde [48/785] has come upon r0d3nt [1491/1654] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 15:32:27 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/01/26 01:11:34] m0nde [134/785] has challenged k [866/1415] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 19:13:34 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/01/26 11:40:47] m0nde found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 13:14:26 toward level 51.
[07/02/26 22:26:41] m0nde relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 12:17:28 from level 51.
[07/03/26 00:11:33] iamfoxy [269/971] has challenged m0nde [735/785] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:08:34 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/03/26 03:11:35] w00t3r [427/620] has challenged m0nde [12/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 14:04:36 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[07/03/26 04:32:12] druui [346/525] has come upon m0nde [6/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:16:49 is removed from druui's clock.
[07/03/26 19:11:33] m0nde [410/785] has challenged PPP [480/553] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 18:23:05 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/03/26 21:11:33] m0nde [292/785] has challenged r0d3nt [915/1654] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:52:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/04/26 00:11:34] Orville [626/1150] has challenged m0nde [358/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:17:23 is removed from Orville's clock.
[07/04/26 16:11:33] m0nde [554/785] has challenged LeftShoe [295/1498] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 22:17:15 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/05/26 00:11:35] m0nde [44/785] has challenged dirmaster0 [116/1131] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 13:28:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/05/26 02:53:26] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted m0nde on LKML such that he/she/it can no longer look his/her/its coworkers in the eye. This delayed him/her/it 3 days, 23:26:24 from level 51.
[07/05/26 22:05:50] m0nde [547/785] has come upon techDarko [936/1011] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:45:53 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/06/26 00:39:06] m0nde [713/785] has come upon r0d3nt [281/1654] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:49:51 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/06/26 03:32:15] iamfoxy [353/971] has come upon m0nde [403/785] but is pummelled in combat! 11 days, 15:39:54 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/06/26 04:11:34] Orville [736/1165] has challenged m0nde [101/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 22:50:53 is removed from Orville's clock.
[07/06/26 05:04:54] r0d3nt [108/1654] has come upon m0nde [449/785] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:13:44 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[07/06/26 07:11:35] m0nde [133/785] has challenged techDarko [396/1011] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:54:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/06/26 12:11:33] k [587/1415] has challenged m0nde [315/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 07:30:52 is removed from k's clock.
[07/06/26 19:35:02] m0nde filled in 51 TPS reports, and may have to work on Saturday. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 20:11:53 from level 51.
[07/06/26 23:11:35] m0nde [241/785] has challenged k [186/1415] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 13:53:07 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/07/26 04:41:32] m0nde, street, and techDarko [615/2641] have team battled nax_, ctrl-c, and LeftShoe [550/3920] and won! 1 day, 16:20:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/26 05:11:35] m0nde [771/785] has challenged Gopher [387/872] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:44:07 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/07/26 11:11:33] w00t3r [425/620] has challenged m0nde [56/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:04:14 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[07/08/26 03:11:35] street [434/845] has challenged m0nde [0/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:14:24 is removed from street's clock.
[07/08/26 08:11:34] m0nde [660/785] has challenged k0bura [165/542] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:58:23 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/08/26 09:11:33] m0nde [7/785] has challenged w00t3r [574/620] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:17:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/08/26 11:11:35] iamfoxy [736/1019] has challenged m0nde [130/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 14:08:52 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[07/08/26 23:11:34] m0nde [541/785] has challenged k [189/1415] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:01:47 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/09/26 03:11:34] schizo [915/1101] has challenged m0nde [726/785] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 00:26:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/09/26 20:11:35] m0nde [708/785] has challenged street [138/807] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:54:59 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/09/26 22:11:35] LeftShoe [1378/1498] has challenged m0nde [143/785] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:26:29 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/10/26 13:11:34] dirmaster0 [363/1191] has challenged m0nde [172/785] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 09:16:25 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/10/26 14:05:51] m0nde, PPP, druui, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/26 01:11:35] m0nde [62/785] has challenged schizo [290/1101] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:10:28 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/11/26 08:11:33] TheScryer [836/881] has challenged m0nde [726/785] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 02:37:48 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/11/26 09:42:32] m0nde [162/785] has challenged k [191/1415] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 02:17:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/11/26 13:11:34] m0nde [580/785] has challenged dclaw [862/1005] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:30:51 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/11/26 14:12:53] Dennis Ritchie thinks that m0nde is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him/her/it 8 days, 12:39:59 toward level 52.
[07/12/26 02:18:23] nax, street, and LeftShoe [3282/3368] have team battled ctrl-c, m0nde, and k [352/3451] and won! 1 day, 11:26:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/26 05:11:34] m0nde [337/785] has challenged techDarko [693/1011] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:53:04 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/12/26 08:11:33] m0nde [9/785] has challenged dubiago [51/1265] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 13:28:22 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/12/26 09:25:07] k0bura [163/542] has come upon m0nde [620/785] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:41:57 is added to k0bura's clock.
[07/12/26 17:11:35] m0nde [312/785] has challenged nax [538/941] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 15:55:20 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/12/26 23:11:34] m0nde [637/785] has challenged dirmaster0 [1164/1191] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:08:41 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/13/26 04:11:33] techDarko [121/1011] has challenged m0nde [239/785] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:41:11 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/14/26 02:24:44] m0nde [39/785] has come upon nax [792/941] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 14:50:47 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/14/26 08:11:33] TheScryer [333/881] has challenged m0nde [495/785] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:41:15 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/14/26 19:45:57] m0nde has a very brown power supply. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 1 day, 05:53:52 from level 52.
[07/14/26 22:11:34] k [1212/1407] has challenged m0nde [692/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:57:22 is removed from k's clock.
[07/15/26 02:11:33] nax_ [640/1171] has challenged m0nde [210/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 11 days, 23:01:16 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/16/26 00:11:34] k0bura [418/542] has challenged m0nde [272/785] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:26:19 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[07/16/26 11:16:23] m0nde [543/785] has come upon Orville [268/1165] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:15:07 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/16/26 12:36:42] Knuth looked upon m0nde, and his/her/its clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him/her/it 9 days, 03:27:09 toward level 52.
[07/16/26 15:11:33] m0nde [720/785] has challenged druui [616/686] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:12:24 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/16/26 18:11:35] m0nde [393/785] has challenged techDarko [92/1011] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:54:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/16/26 21:49:26] m0nde got -12 karma on SoylentNews. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 11:02:17 from level 52.
[07/17/26 06:11:33] dirmaster0 [306/1191] has challenged m0nde [52/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 21:48:46 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/17/26 09:11:35] nax_ [927/1171] has challenged m0nde [421/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 07:40:53 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/17/26 13:11:35] m0nde [19/785] has challenged dclaw [325/1005] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:06:48 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/17/26 15:11:35] m0nde [126/785] has challenged r0d3nt [496/1654] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:11:18 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/17/26 17:12:52] m0nde had a head crash, wrecking his/her/its hard disk! m0nde's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/26 17:31:12] m0nde reverse engineered how overclocking works in his/her/its BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 00:37:31 toward level 52.
[07/17/26 20:50:19] x544B, m0nde, dclaw, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/26 21:11:35] dubiago [856/1211] has challenged m0nde [498/780] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 20:21:21 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/18/26 00:11:33] PPP [410/573] has challenged m0nde [227/780] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 01:42:28 is removed from PPP's clock.
[07/18/26 13:11:35] m0nde [612/780] has challenged r0d3nt [200/1654] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/18/26 15:11:34] k0bura [163/566] has challenged m0nde [17/780] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:10:36 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[07/19/26 05:40:51] m0nde stole dclaw's level 53 wireless card while he was sleeping! m0nde leaves his/her/its old level 51 wireless card behind, which dclaw then takes.
[07/20/26 03:11:33] techDarko [451/1011] has challenged m0nde [376/782] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 14 days, 18:25:19 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/20/26 04:11:35] Orville [210/1165] has challenged m0nde [516/782] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:38:21 is added to Orville's clock.
[07/20/26 06:11:35] LeftShoe [1230/1347] has challenged m0nde [764/782] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 15:08:24 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/20/26 07:14:02] m0nde became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 10:21:55 toward level 52.
[07/20/26 14:11:35] m0nde [21/782] has challenged nax [710/941] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:44:20 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/21/26 07:11:33] k [272/1407] has challenged m0nde [743/782] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:00:23 is added to k's clock.
[07/21/26 14:12:20] m0nde cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 05:06:36 toward level 52.
[07/21/26 21:11:35] m0nde [309/782] has challenged ctrl-c [1235/1524] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 08:56:11 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/22/26 10:08:13] m0nde founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 02:02:01 toward level 52.
[07/22/26 14:39:21] m0nde replied to all his/her/its spam. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 02:02:50 from level 52.
[07/23/26 00:11:35] k [29/1407] has challenged m0nde [681/782] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:33:02 is added to k's clock.
[07/24/26 03:55:05] m0nde [548/786] has challenged x544B [55/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/24/26 09:06:14] m0nde, Gopher, street, and RDNt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/24/26 10:11:35] m0nde [579/786] has challenged schizo [1145/1158] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:40:09 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/25/26 00:34:32] m0nde started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 1 day, 08:47:10 from level 53.
[07/25/26 12:11:34] m0nde [11/786] has challenged x544B [510/787] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:22:57 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/27/26 22:11:35] m0nde [391/786] has challenged ngora [549/991] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 13:49:02 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/28/26 13:11:35] LeftShoe [1167/1367] has challenged m0nde [206/786] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 03:10:56 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/28/26 16:42:42] m0nde, k0bura, and schizo [1831/2515] have team battled LeftShoe, street, and k [87/3637] and won! 0 days, 12:32:09 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/26 21:11:35] m0nde [134/786] has challenged techDarko [1013/1014] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 16:54:41 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/28/26 22:55:46] m0nde, k0bura, and dubiago [1158/2568] have team battled street, r0d3nt, and x544B [2935/3286] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/26 01:49:21] LeftShoe [630/1367] has come upon m0nde [557/786] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 22:00:24 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/29/26 13:14:52] PPP, x544B, and m0nde [729/2142] have team battled nax_, Gopher, and w00t3r [2254/2642] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/26 18:56:25] m0nde upgraded his/her/its CPU's fan and cooling system! m0nde's the Deathstation 3117 processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/26 21:11:35] m0nde [91/796] has challenged ngora [411/991] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:42:38 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/29/26 22:11:35] k0bura [34/571] has challenged m0nde [363/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:30 is added to k0bura's clock.
[07/30/26 09:41:37] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 17:54:45 toward level 53.
[07/30/26 10:11:34] m0nde [6/796] has challenged dubiago [822/1211] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 23:34:32 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/30/26 22:11:34] w00t3r [179/630] has challenged m0nde [215/796] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:40:57 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[07/31/26 11:11:34] m0nde [203/796] has challenged dirmaster0 [1156/1191] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 09:49:20 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/01/26 00:11:33] techDarko [334/1021] has challenged m0nde [352/796] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 11:16:51 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/01/26 01:11:35] dclaw [616/1003] has challenged m0nde [604/796] and battered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 23:32:51 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/01/26 01:55:31] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 22:17:38 toward level 53.
[08/01/26 23:11:34] m0nde [789/796] has challenged dclaw [388/1003] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 11:14:10 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/02/26 02:11:34] m0nde [374/796] has challenged dubiago [436/1211] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 15:57:01 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/02/26 13:13:46] m0nde cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 07:09:34 toward level 53.
[08/03/26 09:11:33] dubiago [770/1211] has challenged m0nde [42/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 17:03:03 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/03/26 15:15:08] x544B, m0nde, r0d3nt, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/26 17:11:34] ngora [429/1008] has challenged m0nde [712/796] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:22:21 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/03/26 18:11:34] PPP [502/569] has challenged m0nde [395/796] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 23:52:04 is removed from PPP's clock.
[08/03/26 22:23:56] LeftShoe [569/1367] has come upon m0nde [392/796] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 14 days, 10:08:32 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[08/04/26 14:11:35] m0nde [615/796] has challenged TheScryer [292/904] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:28:11 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/04/26 23:11:35] nax_ [117/1171] has challenged m0nde [541/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:46:15 is added to nax_'s clock.
[08/05/26 20:11:35] dclaw [997/1027] has challenged m0nde [185/796] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 11:49:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/06/26 02:11:34] nax_ [466/1171] has challenged m0nde [167/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:35:13 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/06/26 05:11:35] m0nde [184/796] has challenged PPP [214/573] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 17:51:32 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/06/26 07:11:34] techDarko [293/1029] has challenged m0nde [660/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:51 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/06/26 09:11:34] m0nde [667/796] has challenged TheScryer [195/904] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/06/26 13:56:17] Orville [439/1163] has challenged m0nde [253/796] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from Orville's clock.
[08/06/26 18:21:41] dirmaster0 [173/1169] has come upon m0nde [347/796] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 13:08:14 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/06/26 18:39:09] dirmaster0 [246/1169] has come upon m0nde [26/796] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 18:53:14 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/07/26 00:41:52] Maker [102/136] has challenged m0nde [679/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:57 is added to Maker's clock.
[08/07/26 05:11:34] m0nde [88/796] has challenged Maker [20/147] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:06 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/07/26 10:11:34] Orville [723/1163] has challenged m0nde [257/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 02:53:18 is removed from Orville's clock.
[08/07/26 12:31:54] m0nde, ngora, r0d3nt, and druui have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/26 15:11:33] m0nde [298/796] has challenged techDarko [610/1029] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:51:16 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/08/26 02:23:37] m0nde heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 03:50:09 from level 53.
[08/08/26 03:11:33] m0nde [249/796] has challenged Gopher [67/820] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:45:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/08/26 04:11:33] dubiago [1085/1211] has challenged m0nde [255/796] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 08:47:26 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/08/26 14:35:22] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 04:26:52 toward level 53.
[08/08/26 15:11:35] m0nde [274/796] has challenged schizo [415/1158] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:05:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/08/26 20:11:34] techDarko [965/1029] has challenged m0nde [475/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 23:02:39 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/08/26 21:45:52] Maker [182/251] has challenged m0nde [731/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Maker's clock.
[08/09/26 14:11:34] m0nde [126/796] has challenged dirmaster0 [446/1169] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:31 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/09/26 14:14:52] k0bura, m0nde, street, and druui have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/26 15:39:03] dubiago [1103/1211] has come upon m0nde [364/796] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 16:40:14 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/09/26 22:11:34] m0nde [714/796] has challenged schizo [211/1161] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:02 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/10/26 01:57:41] k0bura, k, and m0nde [423/2846] have team battled LeftShoe, schizo, and w00t3r [3101/3175] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/26 12:28:01] nax_, w00t3r, m0nde, and PPP have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/26 17:11:34] nax_ [86/1171] has challenged m0nde [191/796] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:55:00 is added to nax_'s clock.
[08/10/26 20:24:52] m0nde [440/796] has challenged street [258/834] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/11/26 14:11:33] w00t3r [119/630] has challenged m0nde [188/796] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 18:20:51 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[08/11/26 17:11:33] r0d3nt [948/1662] has challenged m0nde [552/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 09:38:01 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/11/26 23:10:49] m0nde got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 1 day, 10:16:01 from level 54.
[08/12/26 02:28:02] m0nde got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 18:40:57 from level 54.
[08/12/26 07:11:35] PPP [181/573] has challenged m0nde [623/796] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:38:53 is added to PPP's clock.
[08/12/26 08:35:20] k [622/1484] has come upon m0nde [106/796] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 03:24:01 is removed from k's clock.
[08/12/26 12:11:35] schizo [561/1161] has challenged m0nde [553/796] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 14:16:04 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/13/26 10:11:33] m0nde [694/796] has challenged ctrl-c [404/1589] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:07:18 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/13/26 12:11:36] ctrl-c [1179/1589] has challenged m0nde [348/796] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 16:23:03 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/13/26 18:11:34] m0nde [367/796] has challenged street [307/834] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 18:04:23 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/14/26 03:28:27] dirmaster0 [192/1169] has come upon m0nde [762/796] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:32:22 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/14/26 04:11:35] ngora [373/1008] has challenged m0nde [737/796] but is defeated in combat! 23 days, 06:51:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/14/26 20:46:31] m0nde overclocked too much, overheating his/her/its CPU! m0nde's the Deathstation 3128 processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/26 11:11:35] m0nde [653/784] has challenged PPP [537/573] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:30 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/15/26 13:11:35] m0nde [315/784] has challenged PPP [234/573] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:03:48 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/15/26 16:46:53] x544B, schizo, and k [2035/3455] have team battled druui, m0nde, and k0bura [1009/2050] and won! 1 day, 13:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/26 01:11:33] m0nde [292/784] has challenged street [366/834] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:28:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/16/26 06:11:35] m0nde [580/784] has challenged street [442/834] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 01:05:29 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/16/26 17:11:34] k0bura [480/580] has challenged m0nde [323/784] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 18:59:57 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[08/17/26 01:44:54] m0nde watched meatspin for 166 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 13:29:21 from level 54.
[08/17/26 02:11:33] Orville [344/1163] has challenged m0nde [79/784] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 07:32:19 is removed from Orville's clock.
[08/17/26 02:11:33] Orville has dealt m0nde a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:47:01 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/17/26 10:51:33] m0nde [383/784] has come upon TheScryer [173/910] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:44:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/17/26 10:51:33] m0nde has dealt TheScryer a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:12:58 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/17/26 11:30:10] dclaw, nax_, and m0nde [1558/2953] have team battled w00t3r, techDarko, and street [1763/2493] and lost! 0 days, 22:04:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/26 14:17:23] m0nde, ngora, dclaw, and PPP have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/18/26 07:11:35] m0nde [661/784] has challenged LeftShoe [1099/1384] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:37:56 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/18/26 15:11:34] m0nde [46/784] has challenged dclaw [1007/1014] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:52:40 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/19/26 09:11:35] m0nde [531/784] has challenged techDarko [755/1029] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:02:40 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/19/26 17:49:55] m0nde, nax_, and PPP [703/2512] have team battled Orville, dirmaster0, and dclaw [1836/3346] and lost! 0 days, 06:04:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/26 19:11:35] ctrl-c [1308/1589] has challenged m0nde [767/784] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 02:57:14 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/20/26 01:11:35] m0nde [187/784] has challenged nax_ [158/1155] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:36 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/20/26 06:11:34] street [273/834] has challenged m0nde [314/784] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:26:14 is added to street's clock.
[08/20/26 11:14:36] m0nde, ctrl-c, dubiago, and Orville have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/26 09:11:35] schizo [45/1161] has challenged m0nde [21/784] and battered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 15:44:53 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/21/26 15:11:34] r0d3nt [835/1653] has challenged m0nde [150/784] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 20:24:57 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/22/26 02:26:34] schizo [1149/1161] has come upon m0nde [29/784] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 08:20:18 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/22/26 03:43:49] m0nde, dclaw, street, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/22/26 07:05:44] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 04:02:09 toward level 54.
[08/22/26 12:30:34] m0nde, TheScryer, and dubiago [476/2905] have team battled schizo, x544B, and druui [1087/2662] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/26 15:11:35] m0nde [429/784] has challenged r0d3nt [1396/1653] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 08:36:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/23/26 02:11:34] m0nde [663/784] has challenged idleClaw [1476/1654] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:12:04 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/23/26 16:11:34] m0nde [344/784] has challenged Gopher [531/806] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:23:38 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/23/26 23:11:35] m0nde [358/784] has challenged r0d3nt [980/1653] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:24:05 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/24/26 10:11:35] ctrl-c [1195/1589] has challenged m0nde [121/784] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:43:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/24/26 13:11:34] street [727/835] has challenged m0nde [254/784] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 23:53:17 is removed from street's clock.
[08/25/26 01:31:22] m0nde [313/802] has challenged Gopher [686/854] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:40:03 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/25/26 22:35:21] ctrl-c, street, and x544B [1764/3229] have team battled m0nde, Orville, and schizo [1504/3126] and won! 0 days, 05:48:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/26 04:11:34] m0nde [636/802] has challenged druui [608/734] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 00:33:44 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/26/26 07:11:34] Orville [943/1163] has challenged m0nde [411/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:08:11 is removed from Orville's clock.
[08/26/26 07:48:13] m0nde installed a rootkit on 251 Chinese government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 00:05:59 toward level 55.
[08/26/26 22:11:34] dubiago [253/1214] has challenged m0nde [141/802] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 10:50:35 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/26/26 23:27:20] m0nde accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 22:06:44 toward level 55.
[08/27/26 01:11:33] k0bura [164/580] has challenged m0nde [342/802] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:45:01 is added to k0bura's clock.
[08/27/26 12:11:34] LeftShoe [1091/1384] has challenged m0nde [315/802] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 09:12:09 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[08/27/26 18:11:35] m0nde [552/802] has challenged ngora [602/1008] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 20:19:16 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/28/26 04:16:42] m0nde, nax, street, and Maker have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/26 13:11:35] m0nde [781/802] has challenged nax_ [488/1269] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:08:51 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/28/26 18:06:43] r0d3nt [407/1653] has come upon m0nde [129/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 13 days, 18:10:53 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/28/26 20:11:35] m0nde [310/802] has challenged nax_ [965/1269] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:43:57 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/28/26 21:11:34] m0nde [276/802] has challenged Maker [64/413] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 09:26:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/29/26 00:11:34] m0nde [432/802] has challenged nax_ [185/1269] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:39:08 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[08/29/26 01:11:34] dclaw [309/1158] has challenged m0nde [59/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 09:46:04 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/29/26 02:11:33] dubiago [1008/1214] has challenged m0nde [226/802] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 09:36:25 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/29/26 09:11:35] m0nde [567/802] has challenged r0d3nt [761/1653] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 11:34:33 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/29/26 15:02:34] TheScryer [315/910] has come upon m0nde [500/802] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:19:44 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/30/26 02:11:33] dubiago [346/1214] has challenged m0nde [181/802] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 10:59:08 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/30/26 04:18:33] dclaw, m0nde, and k0bura [363/2551] have team battled dubiago, x544B, and druui [1150/2754] and lost! 1 day, 19:55:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/26 15:11:34] k0bura [358/591] has challenged m0nde [663/802] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:50:53 is added to k0bura's clock.
[08/30/26 18:11:33] m0nde [518/802] has challenged street [541/860] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 22:19:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/30/26 19:46:03] r0d3nt [1490/1653] has come upon m0nde [249/802] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 07:11:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/30/26 21:11:34] m0nde [285/802] has challenged dclaw [497/1158] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 12:30:37 is added to m0nde's clock.
[08/31/26 00:11:34] schizo [166/1161] has challenged m0nde [770/802] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:43:13 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/31/26 00:27:21] nax_, w00t3r, and m0nde [880/2727] have team battled dclaw, ngora, and dirmaster0 [2343/3354] and lost! 0 days, 16:53:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/26 09:11:33] nax [1018/1102] has challenged m0nde [400/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 00:29:14 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/31/26 11:12:14] x544B [77/805] has challenged m0nde [450/802] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/01/26 08:11:35] m0nde [143/802] has challenged w00t3r [390/656] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:24:31 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/01/26 16:11:33] m0nde [131/802] has challenged dclaw [263/1158] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 15:35:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/01/26 22:11:35] m0nde [513/802] has challenged headsh00ter [163/474] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:03:08 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/02/26 03:14:43] druui, k, and street [1180/3066] have team battled m0nde, dirmaster0, and dclaw [1934/3148] and lost! 0 days, 10:58:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/26 07:29:49] m0nde suffered from very brown electricity. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 1 day, 16:19:59 from level 55.
[09/02/26 14:06:46] m0nde got all retro and played Donkey Kong all day. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 1 day, 02:53:39 from level 55.
[09/02/26 21:18:12] m0nde, Gopher, dclaw, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/03/26 19:16:49] m0nde [366/802] has challenged dclaw [366/1158] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 4 days, 03:00:31 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/03/26 22:16:48] m0nde [136/802] has challenged dclaw [871/1158] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 02:31:36 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/04/26 00:16:50] m0nde [319/802] has challenged dclaw [949/1158] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:55:58 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/04/26 01:16:50] TheScryer [321/930] has challenged m0nde [106/802] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 13:20:18 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[09/04/26 05:16:49] ngora [1386/1410] has challenged m0nde [349/802] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 18:03:18 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/05/26 02:16:48] m0nde [276/802] has challenged r0d3nt [1615/1653] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 16:14:48 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/05/26 05:16:50] PPP [161/576] has challenged m0nde [385/802] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:34:48 is added to PPP's clock.
[09/05/26 06:21:20] m0nde upgraded his/her/its compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 1 day, 15:00:03 toward level 55.
[09/05/26 07:08:42] Orville [736/1195] has come upon m0nde [76/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 07:26:12 is removed from Orville's clock.
[09/05/26 19:16:49] m0nde [583/802] has challenged x544B [4/833] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:37:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/06/26 01:16:48] m0nde [89/802] has challenged ctrl-c [321/1605] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 20:06:25 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/06/26 03:16:50] m0nde [632/802] has challenged ngora [358/1410] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 01:36:13 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/06/26 04:16:49] nax_ [615/1313] has challenged m0nde [505/802] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 18:42:29 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/06/26 08:16:48] m0nde [777/802] has challenged nax [372/1102] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:22:46 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/06/26 13:16:48] k0bura [364/602] has challenged m0nde [456/802] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:03:54 is added to k0bura's clock.
[09/06/26 15:16:50] m0nde [613/802] has challenged nax [521/1102] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 10:05:28 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/06/26 15:16:50] m0nde has dealt nax a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:08:36 is added to nax's clock.
[09/07/26 09:49:06] LeftShoe, TheScryer, m0nde, and Orville have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/26 13:16:49] m0nde [325/802] has challenged dclaw [232/1158] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 19:28:01 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/08/26 06:32:59] m0nde [208/802] has come upon ctrl-c [884/1605] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:27 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/08/26 07:45:59] m0nde got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 07:38:06 toward level 55.
[09/08/26 09:16:50] m0nde [340/802] has challenged PPP [330/576] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 07:13:52 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/08/26 09:16:50] m0nde has dealt PPP a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:34:37 is added to PPP's clock.
[09/08/26 19:16:48] m0nde [26/802] has challenged ctrl-c [1427/1605] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:02:11 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/09/26 00:16:49] dubiago [140/1208] has challenged m0nde [107/802] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 17:32:45 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[09/09/26 06:16:49] m0nde [377/802] has challenged x544B [400/833] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 04:55:40 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/09/26 08:16:48] m0nde [507/802] has challenged PPP [324/576] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:16:45 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/09/26 17:16:48] m0nde [636/802] has challenged RDNt [889/1095] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/09/26 19:16:50] LeftShoe [1032/1386] has challenged m0nde [413/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 05:32:41 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/10/26 01:06:36] m0nde cracked his/her/its neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 0 days, 01:53:08 toward level 55.
[09/10/26 10:16:49] RDNt [535/1095] has challenged m0nde [572/802] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:09:09 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/10/26 11:16:49] k0bura [445/602] has challenged m0nde [510/802] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:57:39 is added to k0bura's clock.
[09/10/26 17:16:48] Maker [401/439] has challenged m0nde [385/802] and battered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 21:22:49 is removed from Maker's clock.
[09/10/26 22:15:11] dirmaster0, dubiago, and Orville [2106/3591] have team battled RDNt, port, and m0nde [956/2485] and won! 0 days, 07:38:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/26 02:09:42] m0nde [676/802] has challenged PPP [288/576] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/11/26 04:16:49] port [214/588] has challenged m0nde [511/802] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:32:23 is added to port's clock.
[09/11/26 04:56:38] m0nde [661/802] has come upon k [527/1491] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 20:23:13 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/11/26 06:16:48] port [284/588] has challenged m0nde [759/802] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:24 is added to port's clock.
[09/11/26 10:21:11] ctrl-c [971/1605] has come upon m0nde [782/802] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:56:03 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/11/26 21:00:15] m0nde, dubiago, and nax [1758/3112] have team battled dclaw, Phreaked, and Maker [1423/2375] and won! 3 days, 02:42:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/26 13:53:58] m0nde [203/802] has come upon k [235/1491] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 18:08:43 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/12/26 23:16:48] ngora [718/1427] has challenged m0nde [424/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 18:52:49 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/13/26 11:16:48] m0nde [772/802] has challenged x544B [625/839] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 17:59:22 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/13/26 17:31:42] m0nde got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 0 days, 21:07:02 from level 56.
[09/13/26 18:16:49] dclaw [937/1158] has challenged m0nde [583/802] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 13:15:02 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/13/26 20:16:49] m0nde [466/802] has challenged schizo [260/1154] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 06:24:25 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/14/26 00:16:50] m0nde [648/802] has challenged nax [911/1102] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:05:38 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/14/26 13:16:49] m0nde [387/802] has challenged r0d3nt [1416/1653] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 01:55:55 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/15/26 12:16:48] m0nde [541/819] has challenged r0d3nt [1112/1653] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:35:03 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/15/26 21:16:48] nax_ [1257/1313] has challenged m0nde [274/819] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 21:01:42 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/15/26 23:16:48] m0nde [770/819] has challenged LeftShoe [1188/1386] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:32:30 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/16/26 01:16:48] m0nde [365/819] has challenged Phreaked [233/778] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 11:23:16 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/16/26 15:54:07] m0nde [219/819] has come upon k0bura [575/602] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:49:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/16/26 22:01:59] m0nde installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him/her/it 2 days, 09:25:42 toward level 56.
[09/17/26 18:16:49] m0nde [310/819] has challenged ctrl-c [651/1566] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 16:41:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/18/26 06:16:51] m0nde [12/819] has challenged TheScryer [761/955] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 05:50:06 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/18/26 10:16:49] port [480/588] has challenged m0nde [228/819] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 19:23:37 is removed from port's clock.
[09/18/26 12:26:46] TheScryer [174/955] has come upon m0nde [426/819] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:42:09 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[09/18/26 13:11:21] EXiTAR0 [5/106] has challenged m0nde [70/819] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to EXiTAR0's clock.
[09/18/26 18:16:49] m0nde [149/819] has challenged ctrl-c [439/1566] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:17:15 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/18/26 20:16:49] k0bura [586/602] has challenged m0nde [582/819] and bruised him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 20:49:08 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[09/19/26 01:16:49] r0d3nt [476/1653] has challenged m0nde [122/819] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 11 days, 12:28:49 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/19/26 07:31:30] Edison_Egidio [6/196] has challenged m0nde [60/819] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:53:08 is added to Edison_Egidio's clock.
[09/19/26 09:16:48] m0nde [562/819] has challenged r0d3nt [820/1653] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:42:00 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/19/26 15:16:50] m0nde [219/819] has challenged Maker [345/439] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:55:30 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/19/26 20:16:48] m0nde [618/819] has challenged dclaw [733/1158] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 16:39:43 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/20/26 11:16:50] dirmaster0 [714/1188] has challenged m0nde [386/819] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 8 days, 18:50:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/20/26 16:39:39] m0nde lost the ball from his/her/its mouse. This terrible calamity has slowed him/her/it 2 days, 13:42:48 from level 56.
[09/20/26 23:16:49] m0nde [651/819] has challenged k0bura [129/606] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:53:45 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/21/26 05:16:49] k [158/1491] has challenged m0nde [90/819] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 11 days, 11:34:16 is removed from k's clock.
[09/21/26 10:16:48] m0nde [651/819] has challenged x544B [173/848] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 12:02:52 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/21/26 18:16:48] dclaw [329/1158] has challenged m0nde [246/819] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 15 days, 02:38:19 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/21/26 19:16:48] m0nde [587/819] has challenged dubiago [570/1187] and battered them in combat! 4 days, 14:41:41 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/22/26 02:16:48] m0nde [799/819] has challenged Maker [217/438] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:56:08 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/22/26 19:34:02] k0bura [227/606] has come upon m0nde [398/819] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:17:16 is added to k0bura's clock.
[09/23/26 08:16:50] x544B [594/848] has challenged m0nde [214/819] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 22:55:33 is removed from x544B's clock.
[09/23/26 18:31:36] k [686/1499] has come upon m0nde [614/819] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 00:18:54 is removed from k's clock.
[09/23/26 20:16:49] Maker [304/438] has challenged m0nde [91/819] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:25:11 is removed from Maker's clock.
[09/23/26 21:58:20] dirmaster0 [1150/1188] has come upon m0nde [788/819] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 14 days, 16:08:14 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/24/26 06:16:50] m0nde [786/819] has challenged PPP [352/597] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:08:59 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/24/26 15:47:23] Dijkstra frowned upon m0nde and his/her/its haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed him/her/it 4 days, 23:49:32 from level 56.
[09/24/26 17:50:02] nax_, port, TheScryer, and m0nde have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/24/26 20:16:50] m0nde [269/819] has challenged k [1167/1499] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 22:10:08 is added to m0nde's clock.
[09/25/26 01:47:26] k0bura, ctrl-c, and LeftShoe [988/3558] have team battled port, m0nde, and schizo [210/2584] and won! 0 days, 20:47:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/26 06:16:50] m0nde [150/819] has challenged idleClaw [1340/1668] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 12:31:30 is added to m0nde's clock.