User: reverend
Class: bread pirate Roberts
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 52
Next level: 4 days, 00:39:21
Status: Offline
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Tue Oct 28 15:44:08 2025
Last login: Sat Jan 17 01:38:02 2026
Total time idled: 93 days, 18:35:46
Current position: [376,330]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
amulet: 55
boots: 27
charm: 41
gloves: 68
helm: 116d
leggings: 90b
ring: 31
shield: 57
tunic: 43
weapon: 47
sum: 575
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 20:44:23
quit: 1 day, 01:51:33
total: 1 day, 22:35:56
[10/28/25 16:34:48] reverend [2/8] has challenged dubiago [477/1041] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:53 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/28/25 17:16:46] reverend [6/14] has challenged nax_ [645/814] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:39 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/28/25 19:23:50] reverend [12/43] has challenged r0d3nt [1425/1696] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:10:34 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/28/25 20:18:31] reverend [49/58] has challenged r0d3nt [67/1696] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:12:16 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/29/25 02:22:40] reverend [13/92] has challenged Oo [251/944] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:12:53 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/29/25 04:23:00] Phreaked [830/1100] has challenged reverend [30/92] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 17:49:32 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/29/25 06:06:56] reverend got all retro and played Pong all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:17 from level 18.
[10/29/25 15:40:02] iamfoxy [398/1128] has come upon reverend [60/193] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 08:48:33 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/29/25 23:04:30] reverend [64/215] has challenged Phreaked [751/1100] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/30/25 01:23:01] dubiago [348/1041] has challenged reverend [142/215] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:41:54 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[10/30/25 11:01:20] reverend [216/230] has challenged idleClaw [221/1697] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/30/25 14:22:59] dubiago [982/1041] has challenged reverend [45/230] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 15:32:58 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[10/30/25 18:30:55] reverend [168/232] has challenged idleClaw [670/1697] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/30/25 20:47:54] reverend had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:27 from level 27.
[10/31/25 03:50:54] reverend [37/250] has challenged iamfoxy [929/1128] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:11:30 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/31/25 14:12:24] reverend [103/269] has challenged feoh [500/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:42 is added to reverend's clock.
[10/31/25 23:22:59] Oo [264/944] has challenged reverend [242/269] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:48 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/01/25 02:26:07] reverend [27/274] has challenged r0d3nt [1505/1696] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:57:36 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/01/25 03:23:00] ngora [782/1188] has challenged reverend [8/274] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 09:26:05 is removed from ngora's clock.
[11/01/25 17:43:49] reverend [69/274] has challenged nax [335/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:46 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/02/25 01:30:26] reverend [217/274] has come upon tinyredlantern [1053/1321] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:41:20 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/02/25 03:43:09] nax [830/893] has come upon reverend [111/274] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 13:24:56 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/02/25 07:23:00] feoh [178/1012] has challenged reverend [89/274] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 04:02:08 is removed from feoh's clock.
[11/02/25 10:52:23] reverend [141/302] has challenged iamfoxy [618/1128] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/02/25 12:14:50] reverend watched meatspin for 50 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:34 from level 32.
[11/03/25 05:23:01] k [944/1054] has challenged reverend [18/302] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:10:30 is removed from k's clock.
[11/03/25 06:40:15] reverend [186/316] has challenged Gopher [624/688] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/03/25 18:23:00] dirmaster0 [1363/1623] has challenged reverend [273/316] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 03:02:08 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/04/25 01:24:05] techDarko, TheScryer, and dubiago [226/2747] have team battled r0d3nt, reverend, and feoh [255/3024] and lost! 0 days, 20:37:41 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/25 06:25:39] reverend [257/334] has challenged Gopher [131/688] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:40:47 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/04/25 15:23:01] Oo [562/944] has challenged reverend [285/334] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:26:03 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/05/25 02:04:52] reverend [178/334] has challenged tinyredlantern [914/1321] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:41:58 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/05/25 06:23:01] techDarko [491/843] has challenged reverend [21/334] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:17:26 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/05/25 12:23:01] ctrl-c [52/1192] has challenged reverend [69/353] but is battered in combat! 6 days, 23:19:55 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/05/25 12:36:05] ctrl-c, Oo, and nax [258/3036] have team battled schizo, reverend, and techDarko [635/1994] and lost! 1 day, 09:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/25 13:00:31] iamfoxy [371/1128] has challenged reverend [271/353] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:01 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[11/05/25 15:43:47] reverend cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:39 toward level 35.
[11/05/25 15:51:30] schizo [279/798] has come upon reverend [224/353] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 19:01:05 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/05/25 16:54:09] feoh [269/1012] has come upon reverend [51/353] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:11:06 is removed from feoh's clock.
[11/06/25 08:36:37] reverend [184/397] has challenged Oo [337/944] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/06/25 18:23:02] dclaw [360/1102] has challenged reverend [373/397] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 20:21:17 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/06/25 20:39:47] reverend degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! reverend's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/25 02:23:00] tinyredlantern [244/1321] has challenged reverend [3/402] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 11:18:42 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/07/25 10:47:18] reverend [17/402] has come upon nax [469/900] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:01 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/07/25 12:13:15] reverend hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:05 toward level 36.
[11/07/25 18:59:03] reverend [315/410] has challenged Gopher [14/688] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/08/25 13:53:10] Gopher, r0d3nt, and iamfoxy [2422/3512] have team battled schizo, techDarko, and reverend [1041/2051] and won! 0 days, 16:46:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/25 02:07:39] reverend [251/410] has challenged TheScryer [564/841] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:40 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/09/25 11:12:07] ngora, dubiago, and Orville [1297/2645] have team battled Oo, r0d3nt, and reverend [843/3044] and won! 0 days, 09:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/25 17:22:59] ngora [484/1208] has challenged reverend [395/410] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 05:18:54 is removed from ngora's clock.
[11/09/25 23:22:59] feoh [970/1012] has challenged reverend [260/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:44:44 is removed from feoh's clock.
[11/10/25 16:23:00] iamfoxy [338/1132] has challenged reverend [405/410] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:36:59 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[11/11/25 00:14:14] reverend [170/410] has challenged tinyredlantern [424/1321] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:19:11 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/11/25 01:23:38] Gopher [138/766] has challenged reverend [127/410] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 09:43:17 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/12/25 11:05:14] reverend [75/421] has challenged TheScryer [417/841] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:37:04 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/12/25 19:02:38] reverend hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:00 toward level 40.
[11/12/25 22:52:48] LeftShoe, dclaw, and reverend [753/2905] have team battled nax_, techDarko, and ngora [2089/2648] and lost! 0 days, 09:04:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/25 02:00:33] k [542/1054] has come upon reverend [249/421] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:11:57 is removed from k's clock.
[11/13/25 13:54:03] reverend [10/421] has come upon dclaw [219/1096] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:30:32 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/13/25 18:23:01] Oo [558/994] has challenged reverend [68/426] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:08:29 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/13/25 19:41:51] reverend [216/426] has come upon LeftShoe [122/1388] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:53 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/14/25 01:00:10] Gopher [685/766] has come upon reverend [287/426] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:53:14 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/14/25 19:23:01] techDarko [42/858] has challenged reverend [82/426] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 21:13:16 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/15/25 11:40:19] reverend [3/426] has challenged Orville [456/726] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/16/25 00:22:59] nax_ [21/754] has challenged reverend [205/426] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:12:40 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/16/25 07:22:59] schizo [389/881] has challenged reverend [136/426] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:48:01 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/16/25 08:42:44] reverend [45/426] has come upon nax_ [548/754] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:15:31 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/16/25 13:23:01] tinyredlantern [1026/1321] has challenged reverend [280/426] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 06:31:04 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/16/25 18:40:11] reverend got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:29 toward level 41.
[11/17/25 10:35:01] reverend upgraded their CPU's fan and cooling system! reverend's processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/25 20:23:01] Gopher [137/766] has challenged reverend [341/431] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:33:06 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/18/25 08:55:05] LeftShoe [1075/1402] has come upon reverend [368/431] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:11:08 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/18/25 12:23:00] Oo [295/994] has challenged reverend [239/431] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:05 is removed from Oo's clock.
[11/18/25 13:23:00] Gopher [249/766] has challenged reverend [33/431] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:12:25 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[11/18/25 14:09:23] reverend [212/433] has challenged ctrl-c [137/1192] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 12:26:49 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/18/25 17:16:33] TheScryer, k, reverend, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/25 02:22:59] k [890/1054] has challenged reverend [38/433] and crushed them in combat! 11 days, 20:31:58 is removed from k's clock.
[11/19/25 03:22:59] iamfoxy [216/1155] has challenged reverend [96/433] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 01:11:28 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[11/20/25 04:22:59] LeftShoe [1360/1402] has challenged reverend [233/433] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 10:37:50 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/20/25 08:23:01] Phreaked [633/1100] has challenged reverend [362/433] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 17:33:22 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/20/25 08:32:33] reverend forgot the passphrase for his encrypted hard disk. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:41 from level 42.
[11/20/25 08:49:34] reverend [188/433] has challenged ngora [127/1036] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:32:05 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/20/25 10:22:59] LeftShoe [226/1402] has challenged reverend [159/433] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 07:32:50 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[11/21/25 07:32:50] LeftShoe, reverend, and tinyredlantern [1457/3183] have team battled iamfoxy, Gopher, and TheScryer [660/2751] and won! 0 days, 03:43:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/25 20:23:01] nax_ [57/764] has challenged reverend [84/433] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 02:36:45 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/21/25 22:25:39] reverend [211/459] has challenged k [285/1054] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:39:37 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/22/25 15:22:59] nax [377/900] has challenged reverend [166/459] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 05:34:31 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/22/25 15:22:59] nax has dealt reverend a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:35:31 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/22/25 17:23:01] r0d3nt [162/1696] has challenged reverend [343/459] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 17:39:49 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/22/25 21:33:03] Dennis Ritchie thinks that reverend is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 2 days, 22:34:05 toward level 44.
[11/23/25 03:35:44] Knuth looked upon reverend, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 1 day, 00:11:03 toward level 44.
[11/23/25 05:08:47] Orville, TheScryer, and reverend [1864/2047] have team battled tinyredlantern, nax_, and techDarko [1375/2943] and won! 0 days, 02:17:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/25 14:19:24] reverend [106/459] has challenged Oo [891/994] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 14:51:26 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/23/25 18:07:07] reverend installed a rootkit on 225 US government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:03 toward level 45.
[11/23/25 18:23:00] TheScryer [156/836] has challenged reverend [404/459] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:26:54 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[11/24/25 15:15:34] reverend upgraded their CPU's fan and cooling system! reverend's processor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/25 15:23:01] dirmaster0 [14/1627] has challenged reverend [279/465] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:04:47 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[11/25/25 19:23:01] techDarko [27/966] has challenged reverend [464/465] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:22 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/25/25 21:49:51] nax, dirmaster0, and TheScryer [888/3255] have team battled nax_, reverend, and r0d3nt [1431/2925] and lost! 2 days, 14:56:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/25/25 23:23:01] dubiago [745/1069] has challenged reverend [288/465] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:15:19 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/25/25 23:23:01] dubiago has dealt reverend a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:28:47 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/26/25 02:22:59] nax [716/792] has challenged reverend [205/468] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:15:10 is removed from nax's clock.
[11/27/25 18:23:01] ctrl-c [1229/1236] has challenged reverend [298/468] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 05:59:41 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/27/25 23:22:59] dubiago [622/1069] has challenged reverend [394/468] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:44:45 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[11/28/25 04:31:33] dubiago, reverend, and nax_ [1871/2301] have team battled Savyna, OMGWTFIdle!, and dclaw [455/1940] and won! 0 days, 03:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/25 14:23:01] dubiago [402/1069] has challenged reverend [446/479] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:21:16 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/28/25 19:18:55] iamfoxy, techDarko, reverend, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/25 19:56:02] dclaw, reverend, and k [1068/2642] have team battled dirmaster0, iamfoxy, and dubiago [3699/3851] and lost! 0 days, 01:13:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/25 21:49:28] reverend left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:00 from level 45.
[11/29/25 03:52:50] reverend [167/479] has challenged ctrl-c [443/1236] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:32:14 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/29/25 09:22:59] Gopher [66/782] has challenged reverend [472/479] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:49:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[11/29/25 16:22:59] reverend [102/479] has challenged nax [133/835] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:49:02 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/29/25 23:23:00] reverend [189/479] has challenged r0d3nt [140/1696] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 14:01:19 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/30/25 09:39:13] reverend [297/479] has come upon dirmaster0 [987/1627] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:25:55 is added to reverend's clock.
[11/30/25 18:23:01] schizo [255/900] has challenged reverend [48/479] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:06:37 is removed from schizo's clock.
[11/30/25 20:23:01] reverend [463/479] has challenged schizo [320/900] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:21:31 is removed from reverend's clock.
[11/30/25 21:30:31] nax [507/835] has come upon reverend [173/479] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:15 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/01/25 01:23:00] iamfoxy [984/1152] has challenged reverend [384/479] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 17:31:05 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[12/01/25 13:23:01] nax [704/835] has challenged reverend [205/479] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:10:45 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/02/25 00:22:59] Gopher [292/826] has challenged reverend [379/479] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:46:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/02/25 11:23:00] reverend [270/479] has challenged LeftShoe [1152/1451] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 13:23:26 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/02/25 14:23:01] reverend [148/479] has challenged nax [190/835] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:56:40 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/02/25 15:06:23] nax [712/835] has challenged reverend [284/479] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 04:19:13 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/02/25 16:23:01] k [537/1067] has challenged reverend [396/479] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 10:13:48 is removed from k's clock.
[12/02/25 19:23:00] dubiago [640/1069] has challenged reverend [333/479] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:58:51 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/02/25 22:23:00] techDarko [739/966] has challenged reverend [61/479] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 06:39:51 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/03/25 03:23:01] k [1038/1067] has challenged reverend [11/479] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 13:42:40 is removed from k's clock.
[12/03/25 12:22:59] reverend [119/479] has challenged feoh [386/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:46:38 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/03/25 13:22:59] reverend [282/479] has challenged schizo [398/900] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:36:41 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/03/25 15:22:59] reverend [238/479] has challenged ctrl-c [366/1236] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:20:25 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/03/25 22:23:01] reverend [182/479] has challenged dubiago [903/1069] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:00:53 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/04/25 02:22:59] reverend [144/479] has challenged nax_ [241/764] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:48:58 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/04/25 03:22:59] reverend [134/479] has challenged dclaw [142/1061] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 06:42:06 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/04/25 11:01:33] reverend started playing Farmville. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:56 from level 46.
[12/04/25 16:23:00] reverend [433/479] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [233/369] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:19:02 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/04/25 16:23:00] In the fierce battle, OMGWTFIdle! dropped their 4 GiB RAM! reverend picks it up, tossing their old 192 MiB RAM to OMGWTFIdle!
[12/04/25 19:04:20] ctrl-c, TheScryer, iamfoxy, and reverend have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/04/25 21:23:01] Orville [41/769] has challenged reverend [321/488] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:30:28 is added to Orville's clock.
[12/04/25 22:23:01] Oo [74/994] has challenged reverend [228/488] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:34:33 is added to Oo's clock.
[12/05/25 23:43:57] reverend became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:24 toward level 46.
[12/06/25 07:22:59] reverend [141/488] has challenged idleClaw [968/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:59:51 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/06/25 14:22:59] reverend [319/488] has challenged k [863/1067] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:33:49 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/06/25 16:23:01] reverend [81/488] has challenged feoh [372/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:34:49 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/06/25 17:22:46] Orville, k, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/06/25 17:23:01] reverend [485/488] has challenged ctrl-c [620/1291] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:48:55 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/06/25 23:41:13] reverend installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:06 toward level 46.
[12/07/25 05:22:59] dirmaster0 [50/1627] has challenged reverend [216/488] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 03:25:46 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[12/07/25 15:23:02] dclaw [504/1068] has challenged reverend [378/488] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 14:56:43 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/07/25 17:20:10] Orville, schizo, dirmaster0, and reverend have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/25 19:23:01] reverend [90/488] has challenged idleClaw [217/1741] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:44:06 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/07/25 20:23:01] reverend [62/488] has challenged idleClaw [1394/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:54:30 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/08/25 05:31:08] dubiago, techDarko, and dclaw [1753/3103] have team battled reverend, LeftShoe, and ctrl-c [2874/3235] and lost! 1 day, 10:31:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/25 06:23:01] reverend [252/488] has challenged techDarko [290/966] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:37:06 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/10/25 02:22:59] reverend [18/488] has challenged idleClaw [817/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:20:11 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/10/25 05:19:20] reverend got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:39 toward level 46.
[12/10/25 06:01:27] reverend [469/488] has challenged TheScryer [393/836] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:47 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/10/25 23:27:20] reverend [386/488] has come upon r0d3nt [908/1740] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:33:28 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/11/25 22:49:59] Orville, iamfoxy, and reverend [551/2409] have team battled k, dclaw, and feoh [1294/3173] and lost! 0 days, 21:56:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/25 15:23:00] dclaw [935/1061] has challenged reverend [461/488] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 13:22:03 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/14/25 00:23:00] schizo [463/900] has challenged reverend [396/488] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/14/25 08:23:01] reverend [425/488] has challenged techDarko [78/966] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:58:40 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/14/25 09:23:01] reverend [448/488] has challenged feoh [929/1045] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:26:15 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/14/25 18:30:04] reverend bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $57. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:38 toward level 47.
[12/14/25 23:22:59] reverend [173/488] has challenged ctrl-c [397/1291] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:20:31 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/15/25 02:23:01] ctrl-c [1133/1291] has challenged reverend [355/488] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 05:45:10 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[12/15/25 03:57:14] reverend upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:38 toward level 47.
[12/15/25 05:23:01] reverend [463/488] has challenged nax [164/829] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:35:43 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/15/25 21:23:00] reverend [318/488] has challenged iamfoxy [1148/1152] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:27:09 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/16/25 13:22:59] reverend [168/488] has challenged r0d3nt [894/1740] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:02:19 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/16/25 21:22:59] Gopher [43/842] has challenged reverend [240/488] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:25:52 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/17/25 06:09:22] iamfoxy [202/1152] has challenged reverend [358/488] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[12/17/25 11:22:59] dclaw [608/1061] has challenged reverend [55/488] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:33:12 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/17/25 21:00:06] techDarko, reverend, ctrl-c, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/25 00:22:59] reverend [363/488] has challenged Gopher [481/842] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:38:49 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/18/25 08:23:00] feoh [145/1045] has challenged reverend [379/488] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:13:05 is added to feoh's clock.
[12/18/25 17:13:49] tinyredlantern [430/1313] has come upon reverend [407/488] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 12:34:24 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/18/25 17:54:57] iamfoxy, reverend, TheScryer, and feoh have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/25 18:22:59] tinyredlantern [267/1313] has challenged reverend [448/488] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:25:24 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/18/25 22:20:59] tinyredlantern [76/1319] has come upon reverend [122/488] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 11:33:13 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/19/25 11:46:24] reverend cleared all 230 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:05 toward level 47.
[12/19/25 13:42:13] k, dubiago, and reverend [1834/2664] have team battled Orville, schizo, and Savyna [1826/2180] and won! 0 days, 13:52:39 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/25 14:22:59] ngora [531/990] has challenged reverend [302/488] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:37:58 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/19/25 16:23:00] reverend [443/488] has challenged port [53/280] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:53 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/19/25 19:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [197/441] has challenged reverend [115/488] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:09:54 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[12/20/25 04:22:59] nax [168/836] has challenged reverend [55/488] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:34:59 is removed from nax's clock.
[12/20/25 19:23:00] TheScryer [144/836] has challenged reverend [112/488] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:27 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[12/20/25 20:17:06] Oo [370/961] has come upon reverend [411/488] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 20:51:39 is added to Oo's clock.
[12/21/25 09:29:08] reverend installed on-the-fly compression, boosting their hard disk! reverend's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/25 18:22:59] reverend [285/493] has challenged Savyna [324/522] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:10:31 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/21/25 20:09:19] reverend [199/493] has challenged idleClaw [1605/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/22/25 09:23:01] ngora [234/970] has challenged reverend [111/493] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:28:40 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/23/25 12:22:59] reverend [240/493] has challenged techDarko [403/966] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:45:38 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/24/25 01:39:43] port [0/398] has challenged reverend [410/493] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to port's clock.
[12/24/25 02:23:00] reverend [141/493] has challenged port [8/398] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:58:51 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/24/25 20:23:00] reverend [96/493] has challenged Gopher [728/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:33:42 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/25/25 01:23:00] reverend [66/493] has challenged ngora [389/970] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:57:32 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/25/25 03:23:01] reverend [0/493] has challenged idleClaw [1615/1741] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 19:01:48 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/25/25 09:41:03] techDarko, Savyna, reverend, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/25 13:04:35] reverend [473/493] has come upon feoh [1/1046] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:34 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/25/25 13:38:02] reverend reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:18 toward level 48.
[12/25/25 20:22:59] reverend [86/493] has challenged Gopher [744/842] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:12:08 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/26/25 01:55:15] reverend suffered from too much line noise in their modem! reverend's modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/25 12:23:01] schizo [394/943] has challenged reverend [303/493] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:43:28 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/27/25 06:22:59] reverend [324/493] has challenged schizo [751/943] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:31:23 is added to reverend's clock.
[12/27/25 20:16:47] reverend got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! reverend's coffee machine gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/25 03:23:01] schizo [929/943] has challenged reverend [492/495] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:26:46 is removed from schizo's clock.
[12/28/25 14:22:59] Gopher [159/842] has challenged reverend [384/495] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:18:01 is added to Gopher's clock.
[12/28/25 16:23:00] reverend [93/495] has challenged tinyredlantern [33/1333] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 14:57:14 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/28/25 21:07:45] reverend [291/495] has come upon Savyna [173/530] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:36 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/29/25 07:57:40] reverend installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:57 toward level 48.
[12/29/25 08:23:01] dubiago [987/1101] has challenged reverend [154/495] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 18:21:06 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[12/29/25 10:23:00] reverend [359/495] has challenged dirmaster0 [125/1565] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 06:34:30 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/30/25 00:23:01] Gopher [318/929] has challenged reverend [308/495] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:30 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[12/30/25 01:40:29] iamfoxy, reverend, nax, and Orville have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/25 05:49:16] reverend [478/545] has challenged iamfoxy [239/950] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from reverend's clock.
[12/30/25 18:23:01] TheScryer [305/865] has challenged reverend [353/545] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 22:50:54 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/31/25 16:22:59] TheScryer [119/865] has challenged reverend [364/545] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:29:39 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[12/31/25 16:39:52] dclaw, reverend, Oo, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/01/26 02:23:00] reverend [240/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [408/454] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:44:18 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/01/26 02:50:08] dclaw, nax, and tinyredlantern [2303/3379] have team battled feoh, reverend, and OMGWTFIdle! [811/2045] and won! 8 days, 01:02:55 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/26 17:23:01] reverend [315/545] has challenged nax [278/833] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:09 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/01/26 22:23:00] Oo [325/970] has challenged reverend [222/545] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:02 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/02/26 03:23:01] techDarko [884/971] has challenged reverend [456/545] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 00:02:59 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/02/26 07:23:01] LeftShoe [318/1463] has challenged reverend [484/545] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:43:42 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[01/02/26 11:23:00] reverend [174/545] has challenged feoh [453/1046] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:41:15 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/02/26 17:22:59] ngora [200/818] has challenged reverend [525/545] but is defeated in combat! 18 days, 09:28:30 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/02/26 23:16:22] reverend left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:43 from level 49.
[01/03/26 04:34:53] nax_ [490/764] has come upon reverend [441/545] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:12:28 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[01/03/26 07:23:01] TheScryer [410/865] has challenged reverend [97/545] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 14:55:57 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/03/26 14:22:59] reverend [61/545] has challenged Orville [493/790] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:29:45 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/03/26 22:25:09] reverend discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:40 toward level 49.
[01/03/26 23:46:38] reverend gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:38 from level 49.
[01/04/26 00:22:59] dubiago [64/1101] has challenged reverend [175/545] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 21:32:30 is added to dubiago's clock.
[01/04/26 12:23:00] schizo [287/943] has challenged reverend [227/545] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:56 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/05/26 05:23:01] reverend [17/545] has challenged dirmaster0 [469/1565] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:20 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/05/26 08:22:59] dubiago [12/1101] has challenged reverend [193/545] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 10:04:32 is added to dubiago's clock.
[01/05/26 10:22:59] LeftShoe [724/1478] has challenged reverend [383/545] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:23 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[01/05/26 12:23:00] reverend [536/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [174/450] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:48:34 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/05/26 18:22:59] dubiago [909/1101] has challenged reverend [403/545] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:43:28 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[01/05/26 20:07:51] reverend was apprehended by the NSA. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:57 from level 49.
[01/06/26 00:22:59] ctrl-c [365/1253] has challenged reverend [382/545] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 07:36:47 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[01/06/26 03:23:00] OMGWTFIdle! [141/449] has challenged reverend [353/545] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:42:13 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/06/26 03:26:31] techDarko, reverend, tinyredlantern, and TheScryer have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/06/26 03:29:25] reverend [240/545] has challenged Orville [187/790] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/06/26 13:23:00] reverend [277/545] has challenged idleClaw [981/1741] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:04 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/06/26 17:22:59] TheScryer [601/865] has challenged reverend [73/545] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:32:08 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/06/26 19:23:00] reverend [16/545] has challenged nax_ [465/765] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:19:19 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/07/26 21:22:59] TheScryer [641/865] has challenged reverend [279/545] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:41 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[01/08/26 00:23:01] tinyredlantern [518/1333] has challenged reverend [157/545] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:52:56 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/08/26 20:11:21] reverend found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:47 toward level 50.
[01/09/26 12:22:59] k [354/1282] has challenged reverend [287/545] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 08:34:11 is removed from k's clock.
[01/17/26 11:22:59] r0d3nt [1594/1740] has challenged reverend [375/545] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 15:48:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/17/26 12:22:59] dirmaster0 [764/1565] has challenged reverend [432/545] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:13:41 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/17/26 13:18:37] ctrl-c, iamfoxy, and port [616/2793] have team battled reverend, Oo, and OMGWTFIdle! [325/1995] and won! 0 days, 01:54:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/26 00:44:38] reverend got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:47 toward level 50.
[01/18/26 10:23:00] reverend [458/545] has challenged port [437/600] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 12:40:18 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/18/26 17:23:01] reverend [178/545] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [381/480] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:27:47 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/19/26 00:22:59] nax_ [121/765] has challenged reverend [363/545] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 13:10:50 is added to nax_'s clock.
[01/19/26 01:48:55] iamfoxy, reverend, r0d3nt, and Oo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/26 07:46:02] reverend founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:54 toward level 50.
[01/19/26 21:57:17] reverend reseated their RAM chips! reverend's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/26 07:28:14] reverend became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:37 toward level 50.
[01/20/26 11:23:01] schizo [193/943] has challenged reverend [99/549] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:16:02 is removed from schizo's clock.
[01/20/26 14:00:01] OMGWTFIdle! [414/480] has come upon reverend [260/549] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:30:33 is removed from OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[01/20/26 14:23:01] iamfoxy [312/961] has challenged reverend [40/549] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:04:10 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/20/26 22:23:00] reverend [137/549] has challenged techDarko [924/971] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 04:50:57 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/21/26 03:21:21] reverend degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! reverend's level 106 Ray Kurzweil's direct retinal holoprojection unit gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/26 11:10:43] LeftShoe, techDarko, and reverend [1779/3008] have team battled OMGWTFIdle!, dclaw, and dubiago [636/2835] and won! 0 days, 03:01:45 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/26 11:22:59] reverend [407/559] has challenged Gopher [849/893] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:03 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/21/26 15:23:01] reverend [437/559] has challenged idleClaw [407/1644] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:54:57 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/21/26 17:23:00] reverend [255/559] has challenged techDarko [208/971] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:21 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/21/26 21:51:25] reverend [541/570] has challenged schizo [430/943] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:59 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/22/26 00:23:01] Oo [909/970] has challenged reverend [278/570] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:53 is removed from Oo's clock.
[01/22/26 05:23:01] reverend [471/570] has challenged k [21/1294] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:20:47 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/22/26 17:09:37] reverend installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:59 toward level 51.
[01/22/26 23:54:28] reverend got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:24 toward level 51.
[01/23/26 07:22:59] reverend [306/570] has challenged tinyredlantern [1263/1333] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:59:18 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/23/26 17:23:00] reverend [495/570] has challenged dirmaster0 [482/1588] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 05:17:41 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/23/26 19:45:03] LeftShoe, reverend, and port [2628/2648] have team battled nax_, dirmaster0, and techDarko [1598/3324] and won! 0 days, 02:52:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/26 21:22:59] reverend [281/570] has challenged r0d3nt [1212/1643] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:22:22 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/24/26 09:40:44] reverend [101/570] has challenged Savyna [137/557] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:45:36 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/25/26 16:36:10] dclaw, LeftShoe, and reverend [1094/3291] have team battled TheScryer, nax_, and dubiago [2134/2771] and lost! 1 day, 08:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/26/26 20:23:00] reverend [129/570] has challenged schizo [576/943] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:48 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/26/26 22:22:59] iamfoxy [503/961] has challenged reverend [54/570] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:08:20 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/26/26 23:27:14] reverend [446/570] has come upon Orville [114/796] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:17:52 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/27/26 11:08:02] reverend [29/570] has come upon k [1081/1294] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 10:55:22 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/27/26 11:23:01] reverend [425/570] has challenged Savyna [398/557] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:22:53 is removed from reverend's clock.
[01/27/26 11:56:58] reverend upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:58 toward level 52.
[01/28/26 01:22:59] Gopher [818/893] has challenged reverend [260/570] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:33 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[01/29/26 07:23:00] tinyredlantern [170/1333] has challenged reverend [536/570] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:40:26 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[01/29/26 11:22:59] ctrl-c [704/1253] has challenged reverend [220/570] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 13:25:36 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/30/26 08:23:00] iamfoxy [728/961] has challenged reverend [9/570] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:20 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[01/30/26 10:22:59] reverend [214/570] has challenged dubiago [697/1121] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:01:00 is added to reverend's clock.
[01/30/26 14:41:27] iamfoxy, reverend, and nax [947/2467] have team battled Oo, ctrl-c, and OMGWTFIdle! [2323/2710] and lost! 0 days, 19:48:30 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/26 21:22:59] dclaw [1147/1222] has challenged reverend [329/570] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 12:53:02 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/31/26 21:39:15] reverend reseated their RAM chips! reverend's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/26 00:22:59] reverend [13/575] has challenged dclaw [1014/1222] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 20:26:16 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/01/26 18:23:01] TheScryer [702/880] has challenged reverend [335/575] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:56 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[02/02/26 13:18:59] port [31/600] has come upon reverend [492/575] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:23 is added to port's clock.
[02/02/26 16:23:01] OMGWTFIdle! [74/492] has challenged reverend [564/575] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[02/02/26 21:22:39] reverend got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:14 from level 52.
[02/02/26 23:23:00] reverend [290/575] has challenged dirmaster0 [67/1634] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 15:40:24 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/03/26 02:57:38] reverend [554/575] has come upon Oo [621/958] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:26:52 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/03/26 10:01:48] reverend cracked Bill Gates' password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:49 toward level 52.
[02/03/26 10:22:59] reverend [522/575] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [328/492] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:52:06 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/03/26 20:40:56] reverend became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:40 toward level 52.
[02/03/26 21:23:00] dirmaster0 [784/1634] has challenged reverend [254/575] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:39:41 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[02/04/26 01:13:16] reverend had damaging electrical spikes of up to 12200 volts. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:34 from level 52.
[02/04/26 05:56:11] reverend got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:03 from level 52.
[02/04/26 06:10:25] reverend used the US format for dates in their logs. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:11 from level 52.
[02/04/26 06:22:59] iamfoxy [125/961] has challenged reverend [186/575] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 06:36:49 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[02/04/26 10:23:01] reverend [259/575] has challenged Orville [275/796] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:32:42 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/04/26 11:22:59] reverend [404/575] has challenged techDarko [205/971] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:06 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/04/26 21:59:08] reverend [437/575] has challenged port [376/600] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/05/26 14:22:59] reverend [395/575] has challenged Gopher [58/847] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:23:24 is removed from reverend's clock.
[02/06/26 06:22:59] reverend [375/575] has challenged TheScryer [485/880] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 15:04:16 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/06/26 07:14:15] ctrl-c, techDarko, and feoh [487/3284] have team battled reverend, nax_, and port [814/1940] and lost! 2 days, 01:01:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/26 07:23:01] reverend [132/575] has challenged ctrl-c [883/1253] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 01:25:05 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/07/26 12:22:59] reverend [239/575] has challenged iamfoxy [287/961] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 20:39:17 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/08/26 01:23:00] LeftShoe [789/1478] has challenged reverend [172/575] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 17:19:41 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[02/08/26 05:22:59] schizo [368/943] has challenged reverend [570/575] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:22:50 is added to schizo's clock.
[02/08/26 19:22:59] reverend [570/575] has challenged TheScryer [623/880] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 01:53:34 is added to reverend's clock.
[02/08/26 21:27:47] reverend, iamfoxy, and schizo [2001/2479] have team battled nax_, k, and Gopher [1301/2912] and won! 3 days, 04:05:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/26 02:28:25] nax, dclaw, and schizo [1683/3153] have team battled reverend, ctrl-c, and TheScryer [971/2708] and won! 1 day, 07:05:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/26 04:22:59] r0d3nt [1432/1648] has challenged reverend [486/575] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:49:03 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/09/26 10:38:49] reverend, nax, Gopher, and nax_ have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/09/26 20:23:01] dclaw [1064/1274] has challenged reverend [284/575] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 17:40:53 is removed from dclaw's clock.