Player Info

User: schizo
Class: Nothing2a
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 56
Next level: 39 days, 06:52:51
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Sat Mar 8 10:36:00 2025
Last login: Wed Oct 22 08:55:00 2025
Total time idled: 207 days, 00:45:58
Current position: [112,1]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 50
boots: 249g
charm: 35
gloves: 57
helm: 66
leggings: 50
ring: 74a
shield: 72
tunic: 31
weapon: 38

sum: 722

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 3 days, 21:39:07
quit: 14 days, 01:53:41

total: 17 days, 23:32:48

Character Modifiers

[03/08/25 11:26:39] schizo [6/10] has challenged r0d3nt [1289/1542] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:04:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/08/25 14:16:49] schizo [2/45] has come upon ngora [1107/1162] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:09:49 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/08/25 14:18:43] schizo [16/45] has come upon ngora [653/1162] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/08/25 19:38:32] schizo [49/120] has challenged Phreaked [1009/1050] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:19:26 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/08/25 21:26:32] dubiago [736/913] has challenged schizo [10/120] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:16:08 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[03/08/25 22:53:47] schizo [125/144] has come upon Phreaked [956/1050] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:05:06 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/09/25 03:26:34] techDarko [811/888] has challenged schizo [132/158] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:33:36 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[03/09/25 14:40:31] schizo [125/198] has challenged nax [659/929] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:02 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/10/25 06:32:32] schizo [48/244] has challenged dclaw [1476/1535] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:42:10 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/10/25 15:03:26] schizo [146/244] has challenged dclaw [863/1535] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:58:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/10/25 17:26:32] k [152/1071] has challenged schizo [113/244] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 10:27:53 is removed from k's clock.
[03/11/25 01:03:37] schizo [22/252] has challenged r0d3nt [1377/1542] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:17:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/11/25 02:26:33] ngora [482/1162] has challenged schizo [172/252] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 06:01:39 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/11/25 04:26:32] ctrl-c [414/800] has challenged schizo [120/252] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:16:04 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/11/25 06:26:33] nax_ [192/517] has challenged schizo [3/252] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:51:42 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[03/11/25 12:31:04] schizo [146/252] has challenged tinyredlantern [1266/1295] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:13:58 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/11/25 15:26:33] k [54/1071] has challenged schizo [8/252] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 07:12:14 is removed from k's clock.
[03/11/25 20:47:25] tinyredlantern, nax, and ctrl-c [216/3024] have team battled schizo, dirmaster0, and r0d3nt [2482/3236] and lost! 1 day, 00:09:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/25 01:47:07] schizo [181/252] has challenged tinyredlantern [151/1295] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:25 is removed from schizo's clock.
[03/12/25 05:26:34] k [710/1071] has challenged schizo [224/252] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 15:43:48 is removed from k's clock.
[03/12/25 10:26:32] ctrl-c [687/800] has challenged schizo [230/252] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 13:25:17 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/12/25 11:31:48] schizo [166/272] has challenged r0d3nt [1348/1542] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:34:37 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/12/25 15:26:33] ctrl-c [49/800] has challenged schizo [213/272] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:46:19 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[03/12/25 23:26:32] Phreaked [383/1050] has challenged schizo [187/277] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 07:00:55 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/13/25 05:37:39] schizo [127/290] has challenged tinyredlantern [346/1269] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:29:07 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/13/25 18:26:34] r0d3nt [577/1542] has challenged schizo [278/290] and defeated them in combat! 17 days, 22:39:03 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/14/25 01:57:07] schizo [233/290] has challenged tinyredlantern [1092/1269] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 04:02:35 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/14/25 05:26:33] nax_ [219/543] has challenged schizo [256/290] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:45:16 is added to nax_'s clock.
[03/14/25 08:26:34] ctrl-c [703/800] has challenged schizo [197/290] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:28:45 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/14/25 22:57:23] schizo, dirmaster0, and tinyredlantern [1211/3001] have team battled feoh, nax, and LeftShoe [1027/2592] and won! 0 days, 00:50:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/25 02:21:02] schizo [38/295] has challenged idleClaw [1206/1543] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/15/25 03:08:01] nax [117/933] has challenged schizo [0/295] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:20:01 is removed from nax's clock.
[03/15/25 09:07:24] schizo tried installing Windows 8. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:55 from level 34.
[03/15/25 16:26:34] ctrl-c [590/800] has challenged schizo [124/295] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:20:33 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/16/25 04:59:42] schizo [252/295] has challenged techDarko [450/894] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:26:25 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/16/25 06:31:36] r0d3nt, tinyredlantern, and dubiago [2354/3724] have team battled nax, feoh, and schizo [700/1513] and won! 5 days, 12:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/25 08:26:33] ctrl-c [722/809] has challenged schizo [145/295] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:14:57 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/17/25 00:31:41] schizo founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:37 toward level 35.
[03/17/25 02:26:34] dclaw [14/1535] has challenged schizo [138/295] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 01:45:09 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/17/25 11:52:19] schizo [150/303] has challenged idleClaw [175/1543] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/17/25 21:26:33] tinyredlantern [729/1269] has challenged schizo [22/303] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:06 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[03/17/25 22:23:20] dirmaster0 [197/1442] has come upon schizo [58/303] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 06:28:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/17/25 23:13:07] Dijkstra frowned upon schizo and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 0 days, 16:17:00 from level 36.
[03/18/25 03:22:14] schizo installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:44 toward level 36.
[03/18/25 06:26:34] ctrl-c [488/809] has challenged schizo [174/303] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:29 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/18/25 08:26:34] nax [872/924] has challenged schizo [186/303] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:20:28 is removed from nax's clock.
[03/18/25 23:47:58] ctrl-c, dclaw, and schizo [1210/2647] have team battled nax, nax_, and feoh [521/1791] and won! 0 days, 02:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/25 07:58:03] schizo got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:31 from level 36.
[03/19/25 08:06:07] schizo [11/303] has challenged tinyredlantern [443/1269] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:14 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/20/25 07:26:34] LeftShoe [53/1446] has challenged schizo [130/303] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 19:12:57 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[03/20/25 13:33:19] schizo got locked out of LinkedIn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:04 from level 37.
[03/20/25 19:23:21] feoh, Phreaked, and r0d3nt [1882/2923] have team battled nax_, nax, and schizo [798/1726] and won! 0 days, 03:47:00 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/25 19:37:28] schizo dropped their laptop. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:29 from level 37.
[03/20/25 23:26:33] dirmaster0 [1102/1442] has challenged schizo [151/303] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:33 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/20/25 23:26:33] dirmaster0 has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:20:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/21/25 04:08:40] schizo [44/307] has challenged nax_ [53/499] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/21/25 09:10:31] ctrl-c, LeftShoe, and dubiago [784/3168] have team battled schizo, tinyredlantern, and r0d3nt [2535/3118] and lost! 1 day, 17:31:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/25 19:26:33] dclaw [802/1535] has challenged schizo [71/307] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 22:26:15 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/23/25 01:26:09] schizo [183/320] has challenged tinyredlantern [399/1269] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:51:02 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/23/25 10:04:05] schizo cleared all 285 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:53 toward level 39.
[03/23/25 11:26:34] Phreaked [932/1057] has challenged schizo [319/320] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 12:22:39 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/24/25 00:26:34] ctrl-c [648/809] has challenged schizo [29/320] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 13:03:21 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[03/25/25 02:26:33] k [1061/1071] has challenged schizo [188/320] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 14:23:38 is removed from k's clock.
[03/25/25 10:23:12] schizo [243/320] has challenged dclaw [776/1535] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:03:33 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/25/25 18:26:34] techDarko [220/931] has challenged schizo [313/320] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:51:39 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/25/25 22:09:04] schizo [284/320] has come upon dclaw [1008/1535] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:22:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[03/26/25 09:00:47] dubiago, techDarko, and schizo [267/2164] have team battled nax_, LeftShoe, and dclaw [3209/3485] and lost! 0 days, 11:46:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/25 01:13:51] dirmaster0, feoh, and techDarko [1177/2748] have team battled nax_, Phreaked, and schizo [165/1881] and won! 0 days, 06:26:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/25 08:26:33] Phreaked [138/1057] has challenged schizo [128/320] and battered them in combat! 5 days, 00:25:43 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/04/25 13:26:32] Phreaked [571/1057] has challenged schizo [249/320] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 07:12:41 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/04/25 19:55:44] schizo [144/320] has come upon LeftShoe [85/1446] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:34:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/05/25 03:26:32] techDarko [208/930] has challenged schizo [277/320] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 00:21:57 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/05/25 21:26:33] Phreaked [506/1019] has challenged schizo [159/320] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 22:02:27 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/05/25 22:56:51] schizo [72/320] has challenged LeftShoe [359/1446] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/06/25 04:26:33] techDarko [816/930] has challenged schizo [300/320] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 17:56:26 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/06/25 07:26:32] dubiago [130/913] has challenged schizo [15/320] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:01:49 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/06/25 14:26:33] ctrl-c [799/809] has challenged schizo [283/320] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:04:07 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/07/25 07:26:33] k [533/1078] has challenged schizo [30/320] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 00:43:23 is removed from k's clock.
[04/07/25 09:26:33] ctrl-c [654/809] has challenged schizo [78/320] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:08:04 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/07/25 20:26:34] ctrl-c [726/809] has challenged schizo [14/320] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:42:28 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/08/25 04:26:32] LeftShoe [1140/1446] has challenged schizo [107/320] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 04:25:02 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/08/25 06:45:45] ctrl-c, feoh, schizo, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/25 22:26:32] dclaw [722/1615] has challenged schizo [165/320] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:41:36 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/08/25 22:26:32] dclaw has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:41:19 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/09/25 08:11:19] schizo [135/320] has challenged nax_ [58/517] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/09/25 08:47:43] r0d3nt, schizo, dclaw, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/25 12:40:15] TheScryer [93/326] has challenged schizo [222/320] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[04/09/25 16:26:32] dclaw [255/1618] has challenged schizo [231/320] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 18:08:12 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/10/25 01:26:34] nax [138/918] has challenged schizo [262/320] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:11:30 is added to nax's clock.
[04/10/25 04:26:33] dirmaster0 [382/1481] has challenged schizo [279/320] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:41:43 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/10/25 11:18:05] LeftShoe, schizo, dubiago, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/11/25 03:22:31] schizo [96/332] has challenged feoh [38/518] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/11/25 03:22:31] In the fierce battle, feoh dropped their level 74 psychic graphics card which predicts what you want to see next! schizo picks it up, tossing their old level 13 graphics card to feoh
[04/11/25 16:26:33] dubiago [353/913] has challenged schizo [284/393] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:04 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/11/25 21:07:31] techDarko [37/930] has come upon schizo [221/393] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 10:41:17 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/11/25 22:26:34] r0d3nt [442/1492] has challenged schizo [241/393] and overpowered them in combat! 13 days, 09:48:05 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/12/25 06:26:33] LeftShoe [157/1446] has challenged schizo [254/393] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:43:57 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[04/12/25 13:10:41] schizo got demoted to the basement with a crappier coffee machine! schizo's coffee machine loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/25 12:27:42] dclaw, Savyna, and techDarko [1818/2872] have team battled ctrl-c, schizo, and dirmaster0 [2380/2678] and lost! 0 days, 01:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/25 19:26:33] dirmaster0 [324/1481] has challenged schizo [27/388] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:22:25 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/25 04:26:32] dirmaster0 [107/1481] has challenged schizo [171/388] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:50:11 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/14/25 07:56:20] schizo [118/388] has challenged nax_ [17/520] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/14/25 12:29:24] dirmaster0, feoh, schizo, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/25 12:29:27] k [555/1078] has come upon schizo [187/388] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:10:14 is removed from k's clock.
[04/15/25 05:26:33] dclaw [635/1618] has challenged schizo [216/388] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:10 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/15/25 15:26:33] k [922/1078] has challenged schizo [168/388] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 03:44:33 is removed from k's clock.
[04/15/25 15:47:09] dirmaster0, r0d3nt, schizo, and nax have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/15/25 20:19:17] schizo did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:12 from level 44.
[04/16/25 00:14:21] schizo added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:51 toward level 44.
[04/16/25 12:26:34] nax [338/918] has challenged schizo [182/388] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:34 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/16/25 13:34:39] ctrl-c, r0d3nt, schizo, and nax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/25 17:15:12] schizo [146/465] has challenged k [549/1078] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:44 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/16/25 22:44:53] techDarko, ctrl-c, and LeftShoe [1574/3189] have team battled schizo, dirmaster0, and feoh [1505/2424] and won! 0 days, 08:32:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/25 07:02:41] schizo [58/465] has come upon dirmaster0 [625/1481] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:09:10 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/17/25 12:26:33] schizo realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. schizo returns to restart level 43 with a clean slate.
[04/17/25 16:26:33] dclaw [1561/1618] has challenged schizo [369/465] and crushed them in combat! 15 days, 17:12:04 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/18/25 15:26:32] nax [444/918] has challenged schizo [198/465] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:08:18 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/18/25 16:26:32] dirmaster0 [479/1481] has challenged schizo [395/465] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 01:35:37 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/18/25 17:26:32] techDarko [292/934] has challenged schizo [449/465] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 15:16:34 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/19/25 04:55:20] schizo, feoh, and LeftShoe [1663/2389] have team battled nax_, dubiago, and dirmaster0 [1406/2932] and won! 1 day, 06:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/25 10:26:50] dirmaster0, r0d3nt, schizo, and nax have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/25 16:16:28] dirmaster0, TheScryer, and dclaw [846/3469] have team battled r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and schizo [643/2771] and won! 0 days, 10:56:25 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/25 18:26:33] nax_ [472/520] has challenged schizo [148/465] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:31:24 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/19/25 19:26:33] LeftShoe [555/1433] has challenged schizo [105/465] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 21:48:27 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[04/19/25 21:26:34] k [624/1078] has challenged schizo [392/465] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 19:13:42 is removed from k's clock.
[04/20/25 06:26:32] nax_ [296/520] has challenged schizo [150/465] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:22:15 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[04/20/25 06:37:18] dclaw, dirmaster0, and k [3030/4177] have team battled ctrl-c, schizo, and Phreaked [1041/2337] and won! 11 days, 07:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/25 07:26:32] ctrl-c [118/814] has challenged schizo [131/465] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 12:27:16 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/20/25 23:26:34] r0d3nt [1170/1492] has challenged schizo [310/465] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 21:05:36 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/21/25 02:04:27] nax [878/918] has come upon schizo [425/465] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:46:14 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/21/25 09:00:31] nax [620/918] has challenged schizo [448/465] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 19:50:29 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/21/25 09:26:33] nax [594/918] has challenged schizo [164/465] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 13:00:50 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/21/25 14:26:32] nax [503/918] has challenged schizo [486/491] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 17:31:15 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/21/25 15:26:32] Phreaked [34/1058] has challenged schizo [484/491] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:39:43 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/21/25 15:54:04] schizo had their computers confiscated by the NSA. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:02 from level 44.
[04/22/25 16:54:49] schizo installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:30 toward level 44.
[04/23/25 05:06:33] schizo [410/505] has challenged idleClaw [1441/1547] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/23/25 18:14:02] dirmaster0 [1020/1522] has come upon schizo [6/505] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 06:37:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/23/25 19:08:10] ctrl-c [686/808] has come upon schizo [250/505] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:02:08 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/23/25 22:58:19] schizo, techDarko, and ngora [91/2693] have team battled r0d3nt, nax, and ctrl-c [395/3272] and lost! 0 days, 21:34:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/25 23:32:52] schizo cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:32 toward level 45.
[04/24/25 23:50:10] ngora [198/1120] has come upon schizo [94/505] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:41 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/25/25 11:26:32] ctrl-c [58/808] has challenged schizo [266/505] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 19:04:18 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/25/25 11:29:53] ctrl-c, schizo, nax, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/25 08:26:32] Phreaked [79/1023] has challenged schizo [44/505] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 05:35:45 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/26/25 10:26:34] k [536/995] has challenged schizo [167/505] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 02:12:11 is removed from k's clock.
[04/26/25 14:26:33] dirmaster0 [273/1522] has challenged schizo [224/505] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:59 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/26/25 18:26:32] dclaw [483/1618] has challenged schizo [200/505] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:49:42 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/27/25 01:26:32] r0d3nt [929/1546] has challenged schizo [169/505] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 19:18:54 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/27/25 06:24:15] dubiago, dclaw, and schizo [2915/3099] have team battled LeftShoe, r0d3nt, and nax_ [500/3510] and won! 0 days, 04:23:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/25 06:30:46] schizo cracked Richard Stallman's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:19 toward level 45.
[04/27/25 13:26:32] dclaw [107/1618] has challenged schizo [486/505] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:48:07 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/27/25 23:04:49] schizo [147/505] has challenged TheScryer [411/421] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/28/25 06:26:34] schizo [482/505] has challenged nax [417/927] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 19:23:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/28/25 08:26:33] k [739/995] has challenged schizo [203/505] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:45:09 is removed from k's clock.
[04/28/25 08:38:16] schizo was hacked by Iranians. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:40 from level 46.
[04/28/25 13:26:34] dubiago [400/976] has challenged schizo [182/505] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 18:59:13 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[04/28/25 13:32:53] TheScryer, feoh, and schizo [1146/1384] have team battled techDarko, nax_, and k [1221/2533] and lost! 0 days, 19:34:29 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/25 14:26:34] schizo [330/505] has challenged dirmaster0 [114/1522] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 07:23:44 is removed from schizo's clock.
[04/28/25 15:26:34] dirmaster0 [1290/1522] has challenged schizo [161/505] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 04:06:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/28/25 22:26:32] schizo [341/505] has challenged dclaw [702/1618] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:16:37 is added to schizo's clock.
[04/28/25 23:26:32] Phreaked [373/1023] has challenged schizo [492/505] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 23:55:08 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/29/25 02:10:45] nax_, LeftShoe, and feoh [682/2442] have team battled Phreaked, schizo, and dclaw [2219/3146] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/25 11:35:54] schizo founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:29 toward level 46.
[04/29/25 17:26:33] schizo [327/505] has challenged TheScryer [55/421] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:22:21 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/01/25 06:55:29] dirmaster0, ngora, TheScryer, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/25 16:26:32] schizo [105/505] has challenged LeftShoe [720/1464] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:17 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/01/25 18:07:11] dclaw, ngora, and schizo [1625/3303] have team battled Savyna, nax, and dirmaster0 [1127/2908] and won! 0 days, 05:36:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/25 18:26:34] schizo [194/505] has challenged k [546/995] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:18:52 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/02/25 02:27:34] techDarko, schizo, and ctrl-c [1437/2319] have team battled r0d3nt, TheScryer, and nax_ [364/2510] and won! 0 days, 03:53:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/25 03:26:33] schizo [242/505] has challenged dirmaster0 [396/1522] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:21:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/02/25 08:26:34] schizo [91/505] has challenged r0d3nt [297/1546] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:13:49 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/02/25 23:35:38] dirmaster0, ngora, and ctrl-c [2655/3438] have team battled Phreaked, schizo, and LeftShoe [2258/2992] and won! 2 days, 19:53:03 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/25 00:35:38] schizo [169/545] has challenged nax [728/927] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:31:47 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/03/25 13:34:03] dubiago, Savyna, and dirmaster0 [2039/2957] have team battled schizo, feoh, and LeftShoe [1434/2467] and won! 0 days, 05:40:54 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/25 00:26:33] dubiago [245/967] has challenged schizo [457/545] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 13:10:45 is added to dubiago's clock.
[05/04/25 12:26:34] schizo [440/545] has challenged nax_ [54/543] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:45:02 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/04/25 19:26:32] Phreaked [997/1023] has challenged schizo [10/545] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 03:12:30 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/05/25 02:26:32] LeftShoe [1256/1464] has challenged schizo [132/545] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 23:32:01 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/05/25 11:26:32] schizo [124/545] has challenged ngora [740/1120] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:57:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/06/25 02:26:33] dubiago [786/972] has challenged schizo [463/545] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 06:47:19 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/06/25 06:26:34] schizo [189/545] has challenged dubiago [460/972] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:40:18 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/06/25 07:26:33] r0d3nt [1151/1546] has challenged schizo [194/545] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:43 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/06/25 08:26:33] schizo [358/545] has challenged Savyna [267/459] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:34:20 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/06/25 12:26:32] nax_ [461/543] has challenged schizo [523/545] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 01:10:38 is added to nax_'s clock.
[05/06/25 15:26:32] ctrl-c [59/796] has challenged schizo [374/545] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:02 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/06/25 16:49:20] ctrl-c, schizo, techDarko, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/25 23:26:32] schizo [407/545] has challenged idleClaw [1083/1547] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/07/25 00:06:51] schizo [175/545] has come upon LeftShoe [243/1464] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:44:23 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/07/25 00:26:32] schizo [63/545] has challenged TheScryer [274/421] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:19:35 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/07/25 06:26:34] schizo [586/643] has challenged k [878/1014] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:08:48 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/07/25 07:26:34] schizo [125/643] has challenged r0d3nt [1397/1546] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 03:03:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/07/25 12:26:33] k [783/1014] has challenged schizo [253/643] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:04:38 is removed from k's clock.
[05/07/25 16:26:33] ctrl-c [733/807] has challenged schizo [150/643] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 20:25:42 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/07/25 23:26:33] schizo [365/643] has challenged dclaw [1071/1678] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:49:51 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/08/25 02:26:33] r0d3nt [81/1546] has challenged schizo [522/643] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 20:06:32 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/08/25 16:25:58] schizo [431/643] has come upon iamfoxy [69/158] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:15:10 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/09/25 10:26:32] schizo [436/643] has challenged dclaw [370/1678] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 02:15:06 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/09/25 22:18:26] schizo heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:20 from level 47.
[05/10/25 08:26:33] dirmaster0 [360/1522] has challenged schizo [639/643] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:40:43 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/10/25 09:26:33] schizo [508/643] has challenged ctrl-c [356/807] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:22:00 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/10/25 15:26:33] dirmaster0 [1350/1522] has challenged schizo [470/643] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 09:11:02 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/10/25 20:26:34] schizo [173/643] has challenged k [67/1014] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:54 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/11/25 01:26:33] schizo [470/643] has challenged TheScryer [96/419] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:58:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/11/25 07:26:32] feoh [388/631] has challenged schizo [260/643] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:01:49 is removed from feoh's clock.
[05/11/25 14:26:33] ctrl-c [348/807] has challenged schizo [316/643] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 02:59:09 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/11/25 15:26:33] feoh [53/849] has challenged schizo [26/643] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 03:29:30 is removed from feoh's clock.
[05/11/25 16:01:00] schizo got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:18 toward level 47.
[05/12/25 00:41:55] schizo [248/643] has challenged nax_ [264/624] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/12/25 09:26:33] feoh [665/849] has challenged schizo [66/643] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:32 is removed from feoh's clock.
[05/12/25 17:26:34] feoh [865/870] has challenged schizo [299/643] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:04:17 is removed from feoh's clock.
[05/12/25 18:26:34] LeftShoe [747/1469] has challenged schizo [144/643] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:13:41 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/12/25 23:26:32] schizo [169/643] has challenged ngora [1068/1141] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 18:57:57 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/13/25 03:26:34] ctrl-c [52/807] has challenged schizo [235/643] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:56:27 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/13/25 10:26:34] schizo [226/643] has challenged iamfoxy [119/309] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:02:12 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/14/25 02:26:34] ctrl-c [690/807] has challenged schizo [542/643] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 13:21:11 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/14/25 06:42:11] nax, feoh, schizo, and LeftShoe have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/25 14:26:34] schizo [127/643] has challenged nax [452/927] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:13:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/15/25 03:26:34] nax [169/927] has challenged schizo [331/643] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:28:06 is added to nax's clock.
[05/15/25 05:26:33] schizo [619/643] has challenged Phreaked [364/1026] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:12:57 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/15/25 07:26:34] dirmaster0 [133/1522] has challenged schizo [138/643] but is bruised in combat! 7 days, 04:22:41 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/15/25 08:26:34] schizo [210/643] has challenged feoh [110/870] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:48:01 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/15/25 11:33:27] schizo worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:22 toward level 48.
[05/15/25 14:30:39] schizo upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:28 toward level 48.
[05/15/25 19:20:37] iamfoxy, schizo, and Oo [161/1366] have team battled dubiago, feoh, and nax [512/2769] and lost! 0 days, 02:28:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/25 20:26:34] feoh [148/870] has challenged schizo [218/643] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:28:25 is added to feoh's clock.
[05/16/25 01:26:33] schizo [599/643] has challenged r0d3nt [1276/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/16/25 03:01:38] schizo discovered new optimisation flags for their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:12 toward level 48.
[05/16/25 04:32:21] schizo got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:31 toward level 48.
[05/16/25 08:26:32] schizo [473/643] has challenged iamfoxy [6/316] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:37 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/16/25 12:38:19] schizo [56/643] has challenged techDarko [554/1001] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:27:22 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/16/25 17:56:02] schizo cracked Hans Peter Anvin's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:37 toward level 49.
[05/16/25 19:26:32] schizo [64/643] has challenged dubiago [338/972] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:19:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/17/25 16:25:45] iamfoxy, ngora, and Oo [675/1916] have team battled dclaw, schizo, and nax_ [2020/2727] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/25 23:26:33] ngora [1136/1141] has challenged schizo [141/643] and crushed them in combat! 11 days, 15:42:31 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/19/25 21:26:32] dclaw [790/1448] has challenged schizo [373/649] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 10:05:40 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/20/25 09:20:21] dubiago, TheScryer, schizo, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/20/25 11:21:27] schizo, k, and LeftShoe [1265/3024] have team battled nax, techDarko, and dirmaster0 [614/3470] and won! 1 day, 04:38:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/25 16:16:56] schizo cracked Miguel de Icaza's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:58 toward level 49.
[05/20/25 16:26:33] schizo [87/649] has challenged r0d3nt [1600/1654] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 00:53:59 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/20/25 23:26:32] techDarko [122/1024] has challenged schizo [426/649] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:34:15 is added to techDarko's clock.
[05/21/25 06:26:33] schizo [264/649] has challenged nax_ [380/636] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:21:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/21/25 10:08:56] schizo [288/649] has come upon dclaw [452/1448] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:17:21 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/21/25 20:26:34] schizo [323/649] has challenged r0d3nt [982/1654] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:17:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/22/25 11:26:33] schizo [491/649] has challenged dubiago [559/972] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:36:25 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/22/25 12:26:33] dubiago [288/972] has challenged schizo [18/649] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:40 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/22/25 14:03:37] schizo overclocked too much, overheating their CPU! schizo's the Deathstation 3111 processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/25 18:26:32] dirmaster0 [1270/1522] has challenged schizo [524/637] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 06:03:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/22/25 18:42:06] schizo was rooted by aliens. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:45 from level 49.
[05/22/25 21:21:16] dubiago, schizo, r0d3nt, and ctrl-c have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/25 23:04:56] ngora, iamfoxy, and LeftShoe [1846/2850] have team battled schizo, nax, and dubiago [1022/2533] and won! 0 days, 05:23:57 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/25 07:26:33] dirmaster0 [1422/1522] has challenged schizo [289/637] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 22:38:12 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/23/25 11:31:44] schizo [87/637] has come upon iamfoxy [244/348] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:26:14 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/23/25 12:00:31] schizo [387/637] has come upon iamfoxy [164/348] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:25:29 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/23/25 17:30:00] k [132/1014] has come upon schizo [61/637] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 04:54:49 is removed from k's clock.
[05/23/25 21:41:53] schizo [17/637] has come upon nax_ [329/636] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:54:47 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/24/25 02:26:33] schizo [437/637] has challenged dclaw [98/1448] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 07:16:39 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/24/25 02:26:33] schizo has dealt dclaw a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:19:27 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/24/25 04:26:33] schizo [488/637] has challenged iamfoxy [221/348] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:10 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/25/25 02:26:34] schizo [261/637] has challenged r0d3nt [1276/1666] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:13:02 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/26/25 01:26:33] schizo [151/637] has challenged idleClaw [555/1667] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:37 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/26/25 07:26:32] techDarko [898/1024] has challenged schizo [400/637] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 14:37:34 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/26/25 07:44:10] feoh [310/916] has challenged schizo [59/637] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:45:36 is removed from feoh's clock.
[05/26/25 07:44:10] In the fierce battle, schizo dropped their the Deathstation 399 processor! feoh picks it up, tossing their old 330 MHz processor to schizo
[05/26/25 09:24:25] techDarko, schizo, ctrl-c, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/25 09:24:28] nax_ [132/636] has come upon schizo [539/563] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:03:45 is added to nax_'s clock.
[05/27/25 06:26:34] schizo [377/563] has challenged TheScryer [371/430] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 02:45:20 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/27/25 06:26:34] In the fierce battle, TheScryer dropped their 500 MHz processor! schizo picks it up, tossing their old 330 MHz processor to TheScryer
[05/27/25 17:26:34] schizo [252/567] has challenged k [432/1014] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:42:39 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/27/25 21:26:33] techDarko [432/1024] has challenged schizo [57/567] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:42 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/27/25 22:26:33] schizo [405/567] has challenged iamfoxy [51/348] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/28/25 00:26:32] ngora [393/1141] has challenged schizo [208/567] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:09:38 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/28/25 02:43:30] schizo can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:26 from level 49.
[05/28/25 07:00:11] schizo [13/567] has challenged k [429/1014] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:36:37 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/28/25 07:26:34] dclaw [1393/1448] has challenged schizo [356/567] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 21:30:34 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/28/25 09:26:34] schizo [399/567] has challenged dubiago [512/972] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:19:48 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/28/25 09:58:10] iamfoxy, schizo, r0d3nt, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/28/25 12:26:34] schizo [54/567] has challenged LeftShoe [366/1383] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:35 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/29/25 08:26:34] k [667/928] has challenged schizo [348/582] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 00:53:11 is removed from k's clock.
[05/29/25 16:26:32] schizo [111/582] has challenged TheScryer [94/426] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 05:02:34 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/29/25 17:13:12] schizo [481/582] has come upon feoh [409/997] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:06:16 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/29/25 22:26:34] k [393/928] has challenged schizo [280/582] and overpowered them in combat! 15 days, 12:36:32 is removed from k's clock.
[05/30/25 01:26:32] schizo [98/582] has challenged nax [75/924] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 03:42:42 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/30/25 10:26:33] LeftShoe [122/1383] has challenged schizo [75/582] and pummelled them in combat! 11 days, 06:24:55 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[05/30/25 18:26:34] TheScryer [334/426] has challenged schizo [52/582] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:19:44 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[05/30/25 20:26:33] dubiago [181/972] has challenged schizo [141/582] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 20:09:44 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/30/25 22:26:32] schizo [531/582] has challenged r0d3nt [1418/1666] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 13:57:19 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/31/25 03:08:10] Dennis Ritchie thinks that schizo is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 5 days, 02:09:17 toward level 50.
[05/31/25 07:26:32] dubiago [741/972] has challenged schizo [296/582] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:56:13 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[05/31/25 11:26:32] schizo [30/582] has challenged ctrl-c [168/807] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:11:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[05/31/25 12:26:32] schizo [130/582] has challenged LeftShoe [62/1412] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:53:25 is removed from schizo's clock.
[05/31/25 15:26:32] dclaw [190/1567] has challenged schizo [512/582] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 15:34:52 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/01/25 00:26:33] schizo [34/582] has challenged ctrl-c [482/807] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:59:19 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/01/25 11:26:32] schizo [223/582] has challenged Phreaked [296/1045] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:49:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/02/25 00:26:33] LeftShoe [1209/1412] has challenged schizo [195/582] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 13:47:41 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/02/25 16:26:33] schizo [286/582] has challenged dclaw [1537/1567] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 06:06:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 09:26:34] schizo [452/582] has challenged LeftShoe [573/1412] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:09:59 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 13:26:33] techDarko [327/1024] has challenged schizo [213/582] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 12:14:42 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/03/25 14:26:32] street [152/508] has challenged schizo [35/582] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:01:50 is removed from street's clock.
[06/03/25 18:26:34] schizo [84/582] has challenged ngora [935/1141] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:32:33 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 19:26:34] schizo [117/582] has challenged Gopher [233/267] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:39:08 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/03/25 23:26:34] dubiago [246/987] has challenged schizo [346/582] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:36:44 is added to dubiago's clock.
[06/04/25 00:38:01] schizo got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:00 toward level 50.
[06/04/25 02:26:34] nax_ [274/636] has challenged schizo [529/582] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:46:58 is added to nax_'s clock.
[06/04/25 03:12:51] schizo [308/582] has challenged r0d3nt [260/1666] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 18:49:41 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/04/25 05:26:33] schizo [560/582] has challenged ngora [233/1141] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 00:09:38 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/04/25 09:28:41] nax, schizo, street, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/25 13:26:34] schizo [415/582] has challenged nax_ [530/636] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:40:30 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/04/25 18:26:32] street [456/508] has challenged schizo [13/582] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:05 is removed from street's clock.
[06/05/25 03:26:34] schizo [12/582] has challenged Savyna [56/469] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:22:00 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/06/25 06:26:33] r0d3nt [954/1666] has challenged schizo [495/582] and defeated them in combat! 16 days, 21:32:24 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/06/25 10:54:45] schizo got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:31 toward level 51.
[06/06/25 16:23:35] techDarko, street, and Gopher [1154/1808] have team battled Savyna, schizo, and dirmaster0 [399/2580] and won! 0 days, 00:56:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/25 13:26:34] schizo [41/582] has challenged nax_ [356/636] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:47 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/07/25 17:10:35] nax_, r0d3nt, and nax [3129/3184] have team battled Gopher, Savyna, and schizo [934/1346] and won! 0 days, 15:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/25 19:26:32] schizo [535/582] has challenged k [135/928] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:13:00 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/07/25 22:26:34] ngora [543/1175] has challenged schizo [373/582] and overpowered them in combat! 16 days, 16:32:44 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/08/25 00:26:34] nax_ [579/636] has challenged schizo [569/582] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 06:13:39 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/08/25 13:26:34] schizo [246/582] has challenged ngora [866/1175] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:47:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/08/25 13:48:48] schizo, feoh, and street [308/2104] have team battled dirmaster0, nax, and ngora [1705/3617] and lost! 0 days, 10:24:06 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/25 14:00:32] Gopher, Phreaked, and iamfoxy [363/1766] have team battled nax, schizo, and dubiago [76/2482] and won! 0 days, 01:21:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/08/25 14:26:34] dirmaster0 [313/1529] has challenged schizo [468/582] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 02:41:38 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/09/25 16:26:32] schizo [165/582] has challenged TheScryer [380/426] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:15:24 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/09/25 20:26:34] k [13/928] has challenged schizo [82/582] but is pummelled in combat! 16 days, 13:40:53 is added to k's clock.
[06/09/25 23:26:33] dclaw [571/1567] has challenged schizo [420/582] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 17:00:55 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/10/25 06:26:33] schizo [545/582] has challenged dirmaster0 [999/1529] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:39:35 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/10/25 06:45:25] schizo got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:59 toward level 51.
[06/10/25 08:26:34] dclaw [1269/1567] has challenged schizo [537/582] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 02:05:25 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/10/25 13:24:41] schizo learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:00 toward level 51.
[06/10/25 16:22:13] schizo [411/582] has come upon techDarko [425/1024] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 04:12:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/10/25 17:08:14] techDarko [199/1024] has come upon schizo [366/582] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 14:49:37 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/10/25 17:26:34] Phreaked [890/1045] has challenged schizo [295/582] and defeated them in combat! 17 days, 05:33:55 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/11/25 12:25:47] feoh, k, and r0d3nt [2612/3578] have team battled nax, dubiago, and schizo [2019/2482] and won! 3 days, 19:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/25 14:26:29] dubiago, iamfoxy, schizo, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/25 16:06:08] schizo [411/588] has challenged idleClaw [412/1642] but is chaffed in combat! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/12/25 02:26:34] schizo [143/588] has challenged Phreaked [261/1045] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 00:26:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/12/25 07:34:04] iamfoxy [350/437] has come upon schizo [25/588] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:43:48 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/12/25 11:26:32] schizo [125/588] has challenged techDarko [284/1024] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 13:45:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/12/25 14:26:34] ctrl-c [584/865] has challenged schizo [354/588] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 23:27:12 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/12/25 22:26:32] schizo [166/588] has challenged nax_ [305/697] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:48:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/13/25 06:26:34] feoh [84/1009] has challenged schizo [346/588] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:48:36 is added to feoh's clock.
[06/13/25 14:26:33] schizo [78/588] has challenged iamfoxy [161/438] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:17:52 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/13/25 23:26:32] Phreaked [429/1045] has challenged schizo [26/588] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 06:44:56 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/13/25 23:26:32] Phreaked has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:03:51 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/14/25 01:26:34] nax_ [205/697] has challenged schizo [26/588] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:49:12 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/14/25 12:26:32] schizo [370/588] has challenged dirmaster0 [977/1529] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:29:46 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/14/25 12:32:18] schizo was DDoSed off the net by over 740 machines. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:35:25 from level 52.
[06/14/25 16:26:34] iamfoxy [216/467] has challenged schizo [587/588] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:35:37 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/15/25 00:26:32] schizo realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. schizo returns to restart level 50 with a clean slate.
[06/15/25 11:26:34] LeftShoe [151/1412] has challenged schizo [51/588] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:44:47 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[06/15/25 17:26:32] schizo [234/588] has challenged dubiago [76/988] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:36:11 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/15/25 19:26:33] dclaw [1140/1567] has challenged schizo [578/588] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 07:50:24 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/15/25 20:26:33] Oo [219/497] has challenged schizo [548/588] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:25:47 is added to Oo's clock.
[06/16/25 04:26:34] Oo [348/497] has challenged schizo [261/588] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:28 is removed from Oo's clock.
[06/16/25 11:00:37] Knuth looked upon schizo, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 14:30:34 toward level 51.
[06/16/25 11:25:15] nax, dirmaster0, and ngora [1980/3617] have team battled schizo, street, and LeftShoe [68/2513] and won! 3 days, 19:25:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/25 12:00:42] dubiago, schizo, and Gopher [1808/1941] have team battled LeftShoe, ctrl-c, and feoh [2339/3296] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/25 14:26:34] schizo [97/588] has challenged techDarko [952/1024] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 17:43:21 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/16/25 21:26:32] ngora [294/1167] has challenged schizo [122/588] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 23:49:04 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/17/25 08:26:33] iamfoxy [43/467] has challenged schizo [134/588] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:24:00 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[06/17/25 12:26:34] schizo [574/588] has challenged LeftShoe [923/1412] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:24:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/17/25 16:26:33] ngora [870/1167] has challenged schizo [359/588] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 08:57:14 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/18/25 03:22:20] k [338/941] has come upon schizo [310/588] and pummelled them in combat! 8 days, 08:14:39 is removed from k's clock.
[06/18/25 18:26:32] street [78/513] has challenged schizo [125/588] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:06:15 is added to street's clock.
[06/19/25 04:26:32] schizo [480/588] has challenged Oo [219/493] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:50:25 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/19/25 07:27:44] Phreaked, street, and r0d3nt [2068/3206] have team battled nax_, ctrl-c, and schizo [505/2148] and won! 1 day, 21:50:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/25 09:26:34] schizo [370/588] has challenged idleClaw [325/1649] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 04:53:49 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/19/25 20:26:33] schizo [381/588] has challenged r0d3nt [202/1648] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 23:10:52 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/20/25 00:09:22] TheScryer [78/431] has challenged schizo [497/588] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[06/20/25 02:13:10] schizo cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:53 toward level 51.
[06/20/25 05:08:30] schizo got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:03 toward level 51.
[06/20/25 05:21:35] schizo [346/588] has come upon street [69/523] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:55:58 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/20/25 09:26:33] schizo [234/588] has challenged LeftShoe [294/1412] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:43:17 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/20/25 10:26:34] schizo [205/588] has challenged iamfoxy [359/467] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:12:01 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/21/25 01:59:45] schizo worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:11 toward level 51.
[06/21/25 10:59:46] Knuth looked upon schizo, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 3 days, 17:30:02 toward level 51.
[06/21/25 20:44:19] dclaw [1520/1567] has come upon schizo [563/616] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 08:40:42 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/21/25 21:26:32] schizo [145/616] has challenged k [821/941] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/21/25 22:26:32] schizo [136/616] has challenged iamfoxy [237/467] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:06:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/22/25 04:26:34] schizo [414/616] has challenged idleClaw [235/1649] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:12:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/22/25 11:26:33] schizo [279/616] has challenged dubiago [219/975] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:46:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/22/25 14:26:33] nax [118/888] has challenged schizo [448/616] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:16:38 is added to nax's clock.
[06/22/25 18:18:27] schizo, Oo, nax_, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/25 06:57:52] schizo accidentally the whole bottle. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:53 from level 51.
[06/23/25 07:19:03] schizo got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:23 toward level 51.
[06/24/25 08:26:32] RDNt [889/1057] has challenged schizo [198/632] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:11:09 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[06/24/25 13:26:32] schizo [582/632] has challenged nax [510/888] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:33 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/24/25 14:55:59] schizo [61/642] has challenged dubiago [519/975] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:13:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/25/25 21:26:34] schizo [530/642] has challenged dubiago [443/975] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:10:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/26/25 02:26:32] schizo [5/642] has challenged nax_ [359/771] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:00:34 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/26/25 13:26:32] schizo [269/642] has challenged Gopher [321/446] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:00:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/27/25 12:26:34] schizo [152/642] has challenged k [360/941] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 14:52:49 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/27/25 13:26:43] nax_, r0d3nt, and dubiago [1066/3459] have team battled techDarko, iamfoxy, and schizo [1399/2160] and lost! 0 days, 17:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/25 15:25:08] nax, techDarko, TheScryer, and schizo have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/27/25 17:26:32] schizo [576/642] has challenged Gopher [170/446] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:41:08 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/27/25 22:51:39] ctrl-c [854/872] has challenged schizo [188/642] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:09:50 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/27/25 23:26:33] schizo [310/642] has challenged iamfoxy [398/467] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:11:24 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/28/25 06:26:33] ctrl-c [504/872] has challenged schizo [594/642] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 20:28:24 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/28/25 13:26:32] schizo [514/642] has challenged iamfoxy [153/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:12:40 is removed from schizo's clock.
[06/28/25 19:08:19] schizo, LeftShoe, ctrl-c, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/25 09:26:33] r0d3nt [375/1648] has challenged schizo [175/642] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/29/25 13:26:34] schizo [414/642] has challenged iamfoxy [443/467] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 07:00:41 is added to schizo's clock.
[06/30/25 12:04:17] ctrl-c [63/872] has come upon schizo [114/642] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 03:10:59 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/30/25 12:04:23] schizo [272/642] has come upon ctrl-c [422/872] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:13:05 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/01/25 00:26:34] ctrl-c [320/848] has challenged schizo [590/642] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:02:11 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/01/25 04:26:33] schizo [200/642] has challenged k [490/941] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:43:40 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/01/25 13:26:34] Gopher [84/446] has challenged schizo [430/642] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:50 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/01/25 14:26:32] TheScryer [223/599] has challenged schizo [16/642] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:57:19 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/01/25 16:17:19] nax_, schizo, and r0d3nt [2027/3081] have team battled TheScryer, RDNt, and Phreaked [1243/2723] and won! 0 days, 08:02:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/25 18:26:34] schizo [449/642] has challenged TheScryer [414/599] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 03:35:54 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/01/25 19:26:34] nax [590/900] has challenged schizo [86/642] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:40:09 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/01/25 21:26:33] LeftShoe [133/1421] has challenged schizo [301/642] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:03:31 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[07/02/25 02:26:34] schizo [581/642] has challenged idleClaw [961/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:50:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/02/25 07:11:58] Knuth looked upon schizo, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 00:46:24 toward level 52.
[07/02/25 09:12:52] Gopher, schizo, and nax_ [1029/1892] have team battled dclaw, Oo, and feoh [1638/3088] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/25 13:26:32] schizo [634/642] has challenged nax_ [545/791] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:44 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/02/25 14:26:34] schizo [155/642] has challenged Oo [278/505] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:01:39 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/02/25 19:26:32] techDarko [12/1051] has challenged schizo [183/642] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 19:16:06 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/02/25 21:26:33] schizo [361/642] has challenged k [705/946] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:44 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/03/25 00:37:40] schizo [396/819] has challenged Gopher [420/459] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/03/25 15:26:32] TheScryer [636/637] has challenged schizo [58/819] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:42:29 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/03/25 15:26:32] In the fierce battle, schizo dropped their level 45 USB key! TheScryer picks it up, tossing their old level 35 USB key to schizo
[07/03/25 16:26:34] ctrl-c [534/848] has challenged schizo [691/809] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:13:22 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/03/25 17:16:03] schizo became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:39 toward level 53.
[07/04/25 09:26:32] ngora [865/1147] has challenged schizo [131/809] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 21:44:25 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/04/25 11:26:32] schizo [658/809] has challenged ctrl-c [376/848] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 01:58:33 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/04/25 17:27:00] Gopher, schizo, street, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/05/25 03:26:33] schizo [634/809] has challenged TheScryer [621/654] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 00:21:55 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/05/25 04:46:50] schizo [7/809] has come upon ctrl-c [830/848] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:36:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/05/25 11:11:44] Oo, schizo, and k [1621/2260] have team battled RDNt, techDarko, and ngora [3150/3277] and lost! 1 day, 15:30:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/25 23:26:34] schizo [476/809] has challenged idleClaw [766/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:28:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/06/25 07:26:34] k [15/946] has challenged schizo [318/809] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:06:04 is added to k's clock.
[07/07/25 04:11:57] schizo [351/809] has come upon TheScryer [365/654] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 02:13:15 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/07/25 06:26:35] TheScryer [435/651] has challenged schizo [313/809] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:52:33 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/07/25 06:26:35] TheScryer has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:14:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/07/25 07:00:13] schizo became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:37 toward level 53.
[07/07/25 10:26:33] nax_ [57/791] has challenged schizo [687/809] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:46:25 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/07/25 13:08:34] schizo [25/809] has come upon dclaw [1390/1566] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 09:17:51 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/07/25 14:26:32] street [411/523] has challenged schizo [618/809] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 15:15:31 is added to street's clock.
[07/07/25 15:32:08] ctrl-c, dclaw, and dirmaster0 [3215/3943] have team battled RDNt, street, and schizo [1968/2411] and won! 0 days, 05:46:05 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/25 18:36:23] techDarko, schizo, dirmaster0, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/25 13:26:33] dirmaster0 [297/1529] has challenged schizo [89/809] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 07:01:29 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/09/25 00:26:34] schizo [379/809] has challenged techDarko [263/1056] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:29:59 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/09/25 09:08:57] schizo did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:27 from level 53.
[07/09/25 10:32:39] nax_ [778/791] has come upon schizo [807/815] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:00:37 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/09/25 13:26:34] schizo [55/815] has challenged dubiago [558/1079] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:51:36 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/09/25 22:26:32] ngora [145/1183] has challenged schizo [685/815] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 13:13:28 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/10/25 02:26:33] Oo [2/510] has challenged schizo [664/815] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:54:54 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/10/25 05:26:32] schizo [612/815] has challenged RDNt [969/1079] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:53:21 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/10/25 11:47:14] schizo [713/815] has come upon dubiago [601/1079] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:15 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/10/25 22:53:32] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted schizo on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 2 days, 22:58:53 from level 53.
[07/11/25 10:26:32] street [52/651] has challenged schizo [153/815] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:45:33 is added to street's clock.
[07/11/25 14:26:34] iamfoxy [244/513] has challenged schizo [121/815] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:49:38 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[07/11/25 14:26:34] In the fierce battle, schizo dropped their level 171 megabyte modem! iamfoxy picks it up, tossing their old 2048 kbps ADSL modem to schizo
[07/11/25 20:26:34] techDarko [630/1056] has challenged schizo [647/683] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 16:42:35 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/11/25 23:26:32] feoh [269/1013] has challenged schizo [315/683] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 03:56:47 is added to feoh's clock.
[07/12/25 02:26:34] schizo [600/683] has challenged dubiago [736/1079] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:23:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/12/25 05:26:32] Gopher [306/459] has challenged schizo [571/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:33:55 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/12/25 23:26:33] iamfoxy [345/645] has challenged schizo [492/683] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:00:23 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/13/25 05:26:32] schizo [90/683] has challenged dubiago [171/1079] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:01:08 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/13/25 17:26:32] dirmaster0 [161/1529] has challenged schizo [181/683] but is battered in combat! 11 days, 03:27:59 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[07/13/25 20:55:36] schizo learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:22 toward level 53.
[07/14/25 02:26:32] schizo [492/683] has challenged RDNt [368/1080] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:22:51 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/15/25 03:38:34] schizo [18/683] has come upon techDarko [264/1056] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:06:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/15/25 06:26:32] schizo [659/683] has challenged RDNt [760/1080] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 22:08:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/15/25 07:26:32] schizo [59/683] has challenged feoh [163/1013] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:56:06 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/15/25 10:26:34] Gopher [193/459] has challenged schizo [621/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:34:13 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/16/25 02:26:33] iamfoxy [394/629] has challenged schizo [213/683] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:47:48 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[07/16/25 05:26:34] ngora [1093/1183] has challenged schizo [158/683] and crushed them in combat! 11 days, 20:11:27 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/16/25 07:02:13] nax_, street, and feoh [189/2455] have team battled schizo, dubiago, and RDNt [1350/2842] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/25 09:26:33] schizo [564/683] has challenged LeftShoe [933/1432] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:00:23 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/16/25 14:54:34] schizo [62/683] has come upon nax_ [739/791] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:13:10 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/16/25 17:26:33] schizo [623/683] has challenged ngora [1166/1183] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:31:23 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/17/25 04:26:34] dclaw [647/1566] has challenged schizo [309/683] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 23:02:06 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/17/25 11:26:33] nax_ [279/791] has challenged schizo [332/683] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:04:57 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/17/25 15:26:34] schizo [205/683] has challenged r0d3nt [418/1648] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:41:55 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/17/25 16:26:34] ngora [11/1183] has challenged schizo [165/683] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 09:30:51 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/17/25 19:43:04] techDarko, Gopher, schizo, and Phreaked have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/25 23:26:32] Phreaked [47/1078] has challenged schizo [494/683] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:03:52 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/18/25 02:42:44] techDarko [315/1056] has come upon schizo [316/683] but is chaffed in combat! 0 days, 06:44:33 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/18/25 17:26:34] dubiago [994/1079] has challenged schizo [11/683] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:52:42 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/18/25 18:26:33] k [221/955] has challenged schizo [239/683] but is battered in combat! 9 days, 18:37:47 is added to k's clock.
[07/18/25 23:26:34] schizo [617/683] has challenged TheScryer [551/651] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:41 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/19/25 03:26:34] schizo [657/683] has challenged Phreaked [79/1078] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:04 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/19/25 10:22:52] schizo [239/683] has challenged r0d3nt [1627/1648] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 08:18:41 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/19/25 22:52:03] schizo pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 13 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:52 toward level 54.
[07/20/25 08:26:34] schizo [355/683] has challenged street [79/647] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:03:50 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/20/25 14:26:33] schizo [657/683] has challenged Oo [372/510] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 21:22:18 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/21/25 00:26:32] nax [580/900] has challenged schizo [156/683] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:43:15 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/21/25 01:26:34] schizo [236/683] has challenged ctrl-c [153/848] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 05:24:53 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/21/25 14:09:43] dubiago, schizo, Oo, and Savyna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/25 15:26:32] schizo [144/683] has challenged dubiago [373/1079] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:25:44 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/22/25 01:26:33] schizo [173/683] has challenged dirmaster0 [1212/1545] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 06:52:58 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/22/25 05:26:33] schizo [283/683] has challenged feoh [354/1013] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 13:38:08 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/22/25 08:26:32] iamfoxy [67/629] has challenged schizo [351/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:01:42 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/22/25 19:38:11] feoh [40/1013] has challenged schizo [677/683] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:01:45 is added to feoh's clock.
[07/22/25 22:26:33] schizo [273/683] has challenged techDarko [927/1068] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:08:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/22/25 23:26:33] Gopher [311/467] has challenged schizo [495/683] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:54:31 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/23/25 00:26:06] Oo [48/510] has challenged schizo [656/683] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:54:05 is added to Oo's clock.
[07/23/25 19:26:33] schizo [441/683] has challenged Savyna [338/429] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:58:27 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/24/25 02:26:32] schizo [318/683] has challenged k [303/955] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 22:55:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/24/25 05:26:33] schizo [670/683] has challenged idleClaw [1223/1649] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:26:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/24/25 06:26:32] schizo [362/683] has challenged RDNt [835/1080] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:31:45 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/24/25 07:43:39] schizo pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 11 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:42 toward level 54.
[07/24/25 11:26:33] schizo [271/683] has challenged techDarko [851/1068] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:02:28 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/24/25 13:29:35] LeftShoe [85/1399] has come upon schizo [64/683] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:47 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/24/25 17:04:39] schizo rebooted into OpenBSD for 40 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:36 from level 54.
[07/24/25 20:26:34] dirmaster0 [248/1545] has challenged schizo [10/683] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 08:23:50 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/24/25 23:12:35] schizo reseated their RAM chips! schizo's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/25 00:23:54] nax_ [689/795] has come upon schizo [201/687] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:22:08 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/25/25 14:06:16] schizo [365/687] has come upon RDNt [899/1089] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:12:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/25/25 18:28:43] iamfoxy [512/629] has come upon schizo [644/687] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:45:46 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/26/25 14:26:32] schizo [313/687] has challenged nax_ [258/795] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 01:24:29 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/26/25 14:52:20] iamfoxy [484/629] has come upon schizo [362/687] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:37:51 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[07/26/25 21:03:31] schizo did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:36 from level 54.
[07/26/25 21:26:33] schizo [24/687] has challenged r0d3nt [1081/1648] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 07:42:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/27/25 05:51:57] schizo bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $191. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:15 toward level 54.
[07/27/25 09:00:24] schizo got all retro and played Jet Set Willy all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:23 from level 54.
[07/27/25 09:52:01] ctrl-c [438/848] has come upon schizo [35/687] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 16:22:33 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/28/25 23:49:05] schizo [283/687] has come upon ctrl-c [763/848] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:15:58 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/29/25 00:26:32] TheScryer [237/651] has challenged schizo [526/687] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:01:54 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/29/25 01:26:32] LeftShoe [702/1399] has challenged schizo [378/687] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:40:37 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/29/25 06:26:33] RDNt [1060/1089] has challenged schizo [127/687] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 16:06:38 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/29/25 06:26:33] In the fierce battle, schizo dropped their level 39 wireless card! RDNt picks it up, tossing their old level 31 wireless card to schizo
[07/29/25 13:39:30] feoh, schizo, Oo, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/25 20:23:03] schizo, ngora, and TheScryer [1053/2532] have team battled r0d3nt, Oo, and nax_ [2566/2953] and lost! 1 day, 07:39:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/25 21:24:17] schizo [62/679] has come upon TheScryer [601/651] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:38:34 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/30/25 05:59:38] schizo [60/679] has come upon LeftShoe [1122/1399] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 13:27:57 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/31/25 07:43:09] schizo [555/679] has come upon k [540/982] and battered them in combat! 3 days, 19:22:48 is removed from schizo's clock.
[07/31/25 15:26:33] dubiago [770/1079] has challenged schizo [342/679] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:35:34 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/31/25 15:55:57] techDarko, schizo, and feoh [1228/2760] have team battled dclaw, nax, and iamfoxy [3009/3219] and lost! 1 day, 00:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/31/25 16:26:33] TheScryer [652/665] has challenged schizo [353/679] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:29:50 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/31/25 18:26:32] schizo [83/679] has challenged dirmaster0 [257/1552] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:31:10 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/31/25 21:26:33] nax [186/917] has challenged schizo [176/679] and battered them in combat! 8 days, 13:17:39 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/01/25 02:26:34] r0d3nt [1218/1648] has challenged schizo [302/679] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 02:30:38 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/01/25 02:26:34] r0d3nt has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:53:41 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/01/25 03:26:33] schizo [602/679] has challenged street [159/654] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:05:41 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/01/25 04:26:33] ngora [1186/1224] has challenged schizo [385/679] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:02 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/01/25 04:52:29] nax_ [314/795] has challenged schizo [597/679] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:40:26 is added to nax_'s clock.
[08/01/25 20:26:33] schizo [388/679] has challenged TheScryer [269/685] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:05:00 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/02/25 03:26:34] schizo [583/679] has challenged dirmaster0 [698/1552] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 10:35:51 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/02/25 04:26:33] schizo [506/679] has challenged idleClaw [352/1649] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 16:08:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/02/25 07:12:52] ctrl-c [629/848] has come upon schizo [415/679] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:53:28 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/02/25 07:26:32] schizo [201/679] has challenged dirmaster0 [38/1552] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 08:24:07 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/02/25 20:26:32] dirmaster0 [778/1552] has challenged schizo [443/679] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/02/25 20:31:33] dirmaster0 [576/1552] has challenged schizo [289/679] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 04:53:15 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/03/25 00:26:34] nax [725/912] has challenged schizo [20/679] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 12:20:54 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/03/25 09:26:34] RDNt [962/1097] has challenged schizo [212/679] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 08:20:25 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/03/25 12:26:34] ctrl-c [248/848] has challenged schizo [278/679] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 17:40:24 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/03/25 13:26:34] schizo [80/679] has challenged ctrl-c [773/848] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:12:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/04/25 16:14:00] schizo [265/679] has come upon dubiago [147/1079] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 14:37:16 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/04/25 17:26:34] techDarko [790/1068] has challenged schizo [624/679] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:57:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/05/25 15:26:32] k [60/1035] has challenged schizo [81/679] but is battered in combat! 22 days, 21:41:10 is added to k's clock.
[08/06/25 04:25:23] ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and Oo [2460/3025] have team battled dclaw, schizo, and techDarko [621/3354] and won! 0 days, 19:01:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/25 04:51:01] schizo had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:19 from level 54.
[08/06/25 10:26:33] schizo [430/679] has challenged ngora [145/1232] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 01:51:59 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/07/25 03:26:33] feoh [623/1013] has challenged schizo [145/679] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:58:55 is removed from feoh's clock.
[08/07/25 08:12:13] dirmaster0 [1042/1552] has come upon schizo [136/679] and crushed them in combat! 17 days, 09:49:04 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/07/25 20:15:10] schizo, street, and nax_ [1821/2143] have team battled techDarko, dubiago, and Gopher [1563/2561] and won! 1 day, 04:58:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/25 08:25:48] dubiago, techDarko, schizo, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/25 18:52:00] schizo [313/679] has come upon TheScryer [328/685] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 08:45:23 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/09/25 01:31:18] iamfoxy, dubiago, and schizo [1541/2400] have team battled street, dclaw, and k [2246/3296] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/25 06:26:33] schizo [146/679] has challenged LeftShoe [60/1460] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:57:19 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/09/25 17:26:34] dubiago [531/1026] has challenged schizo [148/679] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 10:19:09 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/09/25 18:39:39] schizo had an alien spaceship upload a virus onto their Macintosh Powerbook 5300. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:18 from level 54.
[08/10/25 01:26:32] schizo [273/679] has challenged street [551/654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:10:56 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/10/25 06:26:34] schizo [232/679] has challenged techDarko [842/1068] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/10/25 13:26:32] schizo [245/679] has challenged dirmaster0 [1190/1552] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:39:15 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/10/25 15:49:46] schizo installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:47 toward level 54.
[08/10/25 16:26:32] schizo [663/679] has challenged TheScryer [356/685] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:51:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/10/25 23:26:32] LeftShoe [1068/1460] has challenged schizo [453/679] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 06:13:03 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[08/11/25 01:26:32] schizo [290/679] has challenged dclaw [79/1607] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 13:40:29 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/11/25 16:26:34] techDarko [657/1062] has challenged schizo [304/679] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:13:35 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/11/25 22:26:34] ngora [1003/1243] has challenged schizo [386/679] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 02:56:14 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/12/25 07:26:34] street [109/653] has challenged schizo [81/679] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 10:40:56 is removed from street's clock.
[08/12/25 16:26:34] iamfoxy [392/695] has challenged schizo [5/679] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:53:36 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/12/25 20:44:43] schizo [359/679] has challenged street [3/653] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:30:02 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/16/25 18:21:31] schizo found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:10 toward level 55.
[08/16/25 22:26:32] dirmaster0 [201/1535] has challenged schizo [85/679] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:32:05 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/17/25 01:04:44] schizo suffered from very brown electricity. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:25:37 from level 55.
[08/17/25 07:26:34] schizo [178/679] has challenged ngora [465/1243] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:45:25 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/17/25 13:26:34] schizo [391/679] has challenged LeftShoe [621/1485] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:52:23 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/17/25 15:26:34] r0d3nt [169/1656] has challenged schizo [276/679] but is overpowered in combat! 20 days, 16:25:19 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[08/18/25 06:12:11] schizo bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $174. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:04 toward level 55.
[08/18/25 13:26:33] Oo [277/529] has challenged schizo [648/679] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:04:06 is added to Oo's clock.
[08/18/25 23:26:33] ctrl-c [727/1041] has challenged schizo [621/679] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 02:21:30 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/19/25 07:58:04] Gopher, schizo, k, and Phreaked have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/25 10:34:43] schizo hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:16 toward level 55.
[08/19/25 17:26:34] schizo [219/679] has challenged TheScryer [531/694] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:29:03 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/19/25 21:26:33] nax_ [230/820] has challenged schizo [174/679] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 15:27:35 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/20/25 08:26:33] schizo [653/679] has challenged TheScryer [347/694] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 01:26:49 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/20/25 16:26:34] schizo [326/679] has challenged feoh [520/1013] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:12:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/20/25 23:26:32] RDNt [864/1182] has challenged schizo [475/679] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 12:27:32 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/21/25 12:26:34] r0d3nt [736/1656] has challenged schizo [214/679] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:39:53 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/21/25 15:13:59] schizo got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:50 toward level 55.
[08/21/25 17:26:32] dclaw [669/1598] has challenged schizo [4/679] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 01:31:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/21/25 19:32:56] schizo got promoted, and a new office with a better coffee machine! schizo's level 231 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/25 23:45:43] iamfoxy [681/920] has come upon schizo [582/702] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:14:09 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[08/23/25 14:26:32] schizo [193/702] has challenged ngora [152/1243] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 17:18:41 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/23/25 17:26:32] dubiago [783/1041] has challenged schizo [608/702] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:30:37 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/24/25 00:26:33] street [405/654] has challenged schizo [475/702] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 04:02:17 is added to street's clock.
[08/24/25 08:26:33] schizo [557/702] has challenged Oo [134/531] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:26:11 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/24/25 13:26:33] schizo [486/702] has challenged dclaw [243/1598] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 00:12:29 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/24/25 18:26:33] nax [714/916] has challenged schizo [132/702] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:08:03 is removed from nax's clock.
[08/24/25 21:26:32] feoh [107/1013] has challenged schizo [394/702] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:07:16 is added to feoh's clock.
[08/25/25 13:26:33] schizo [28/702] has challenged ngora [229/1243] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:06:41 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/25/25 21:26:34] Gopher [315/473] has challenged schizo [118/702] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:50 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/26/25 04:26:34] schizo [153/702] has challenged nax [492/916] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:55 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/26/25 05:26:33] schizo [298/702] has challenged Oo [467/531] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:44:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/28/25 07:08:44] schizo uninstalled all 7 toolbars from their browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:49 toward level 55.
[08/28/25 07:59:43] nax, feoh, and dclaw [3301/3548] have team battled schizo, LeftShoe, and Oo [2359/2718] and won! 1 day, 00:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/25 18:26:34] feoh [504/1018] has challenged schizo [524/702] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 23:05:05 is added to feoh's clock.
[08/28/25 19:44:05] schizo [117/702] has come upon dirmaster0 [102/1535] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 12:38:38 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/29/25 09:26:34] schizo [329/702] has challenged nax_ [279/826] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:21 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/29/25 11:26:33] schizo [122/702] has challenged iamfoxy [334/933] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:41:03 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/29/25 18:55:30] ngora, k, and LeftShoe [952/3740] have team battled schizo, ctrl-c, and feoh [2590/2761] and lost! 3 days, 17:23:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/25 21:26:33] schizo [310/702] has challenged tinyredlantern [123/1262] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:37:31 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/29/25 23:26:32] schizo [170/702] has challenged r0d3nt [382/1656] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:41:45 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/30/25 05:26:32] schizo [54/702] has challenged dclaw [1204/1609] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 04:56:24 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/30/25 11:14:59] r0d3nt, dubiago, and nax_ [1079/3531] have team battled schizo, TheScryer, and feoh [1021/2533] and won! 0 days, 03:23:20 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/25 14:26:33] RDNt [942/1192] has challenged schizo [2/702] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 06:32:16 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/30/25 15:26:32] LeftShoe [328/1485] has challenged schizo [615/702] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:36:43 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/30/25 20:08:09] schizo heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:01 from level 55.
[08/30/25 20:26:32] ctrl-c [943/1041] has challenged schizo [526/702] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:25:05 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/30/25 20:26:32] In the fierce battle, schizo dropped their level 254 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand! ctrl-c picks it up, tossing their old level 249 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand to schizo
[08/30/25 22:40:17] schizo keeps getting errors from the flash translation layer! schizo's USB key loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/25 06:26:34] schizo [3/693] has challenged k [421/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:10 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/31/25 08:26:32] schizo [346/693] has challenged iamfoxy [317/933] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:55:39 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/31/25 08:26:32] schizo has dealt iamfoxy a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:34:13 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[08/31/25 15:14:42] schizo [543/693] has challenged r0d3nt [209/1656] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 20:21:42 is removed from schizo's clock.
[08/31/25 16:26:33] schizo [137/693] has challenged r0d3nt [343/1656] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 10:23:16 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/01/25 02:26:34] schizo [623/693] has challenged nax [749/921] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 08:57:01 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/01/25 05:26:32] nax_ [82/826] has challenged schizo [104/693] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 10:48:14 is added to nax_'s clock.
[09/01/25 07:26:32] ngora [556/1243] has challenged schizo [407/693] and overpowered them in combat! 20 days, 23:13:45 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/01/25 10:38:37] nax, schizo, ctrl-c, and nax_ have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/25 14:49:48] schizo accidentally the whole bottle. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:05 from level 56.
[09/01/25 15:30:28] RDNt [514/1192] has challenged schizo [665/693] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 04:10:03 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/01/25 18:21:32] dclaw [1481/1609] has come upon schizo [101/693] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 19:40:32 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/02/25 06:24:01] nax_, tinyredlantern, and street [1737/2742] have team battled feoh, schizo, and Gopher [970/2184] and won! 1 day, 23:35:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/25 07:29:30] street, techDarko, and Gopher [884/2073] have team battled k, schizo, and feoh [1341/2723] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:37 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/25 11:26:32] schizo [121/693] has challenged techDarko [284/946] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 05:46:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/02/25 14:35:10] schizo [247/693] has come upon Gopher [153/473] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 21:59:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/02/25 23:45:58] schizo worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:21 toward level 56.
[09/03/25 04:26:33] ctrl-c [547/1046] has challenged schizo [219/693] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:13:58 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/03/25 06:26:33] RDNt [818/1223] has challenged schizo [84/693] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 12:54:28 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/03/25 09:26:34] schizo [47/693] has challenged techDarko [471/915] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:07:16 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/04/25 07:26:33] schizo [293/693] has challenged dirmaster0 [45/1519] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 19:42:13 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/04/25 20:26:33] r0d3nt [409/1656] has challenged schizo [55/693] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:06:07 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/05/25 19:01:32] iamfoxy, nax, and dubiago [1129/2916] have team battled Gopher, r0d3nt, and schizo [1876/2822] and lost! 0 days, 15:01:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/25 13:28:15] techDarko, LeftShoe, and feoh [3239/3418] have team battled Phreaked, schizo, and nax [714/2722] and won! 0 days, 11:52:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/25 21:32:04] schizo, Savyna, and Gopher [1485/1604] have team battled dubiago, ctrl-c, and feoh [666/3146] and won! 0 days, 04:13:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/25 22:26:34] schizo [72/693] has challenged ctrl-c [513/1066] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:13:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/07/25 04:37:57] iamfoxy, Gopher, schizo, and Savyna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/25 06:26:33] dubiago [38/1062] has challenged schizo [472/693] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:04:08 is added to dubiago's clock.
[09/07/25 14:26:32] ngora [1224/1243] has challenged schizo [399/693] and crushed them in combat! 16 days, 01:06:09 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/07/25 16:08:11] schizo became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:49 toward level 56.
[09/07/25 21:10:57] Colossus [18/23] has challenged schizo [531/693] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to Colossus's clock.
[09/08/25 00:26:32] iamfoxy [138/933] has challenged schizo [7/693] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:51:39 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[09/08/25 03:26:34] schizo [423/693] has challenged TheScryer [123/813] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:34:14 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/08/25 13:26:34] feoh [377/1018] has challenged schizo [192/693] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:21 is removed from feoh's clock.
[09/08/25 17:04:15] nax_, schizo, and tinyredlantern [1841/2781] have team battled Gopher, nax, and techDarko [1204/2333] and won! 0 days, 07:01:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/25 21:55:02] dirmaster0, schizo, and Savyna [2335/2650] have team battled tinyredlantern, ctrl-c, and Oo [233/2859] and won! 1 day, 02:26:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/25 22:37:07] r0d3nt, feoh, schizo, and street have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/25 10:26:32] nax_ [459/826] has challenged schizo [76/693] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:30:24 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/09/25 15:21:54] tinyredlantern [1087/1279] has challenged schizo [542/693] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 07:02:51 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/09/25 21:26:34] schizo [421/693] has challenged LeftShoe [984/1485] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:52:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/10/25 00:26:32] schizo [409/693] has challenged ngora [59/1243] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 00:44:42 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/10/25 00:26:32] schizo has dealt ngora a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:17:17 is added to ngora's clock.
[09/10/25 01:26:32] street [533/671] has challenged schizo [271/693] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:34:52 is removed from street's clock.
[09/10/25 22:26:34] schizo [645/693] has challenged dubiago [269/1062] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:04:16 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/10/25 22:26:34] schizo has dealt dubiago a Critical Strike! 4 days, 15:01:07 is added to dubiago's clock.
[09/11/25 02:26:33] schizo [393/693] has challenged dclaw [1464/1615] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:21:03 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/11/25 12:26:34] dirmaster0 [410/1526] has challenged schizo [244/693] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 05:47:34 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/11/25 17:36:04] Colossus [60/271] has challenged schizo [591/693] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to Colossus's clock.
[09/11/25 19:13:07] schizo [666/693] has challenged ctrl-c [826/1066] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 12:32:47 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/11/25 21:26:34] dubiago [847/1062] has challenged schizo [89/693] and crushed them in combat! 9 days, 11:53:41 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[09/13/25 04:26:32] schizo [253/693] has challenged LeftShoe [780/1485] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:42:35 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/13/25 07:57:48] schizo got a comment moderated to +5 troll on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:42 toward level 57.
[09/13/25 08:26:33] schizo [152/693] has challenged dubiago [287/1062] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 08:32:49 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/13/25 23:17:09] ctrl-c [246/1066] has come upon schizo [302/693] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 00:34:22 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[09/13/25 23:26:33] schizo [517/693] has challenged ngora [1133/1243] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 09:13:50 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/14/25 04:26:33] dirmaster0 [801/1526] has challenged schizo [2/693] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 08:34:17 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/14/25 12:53:57] Dennis Ritchie thinks that schizo is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 20 days, 08:19:30 toward level 57.
[09/17/25 15:36:34] Colossus [196/360] has challenged schizo [337/693] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:52:49 is added to Colossus's clock.
[09/17/25 16:26:32] feoh [36/1019] has challenged schizo [464/693] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:37 is added to feoh's clock.
[09/17/25 17:26:34] schizo [528/693] has challenged dclaw [1478/1620] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 07:06:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/17/25 17:27:53] schizo reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:58 toward level 57.
[09/18/25 01:26:32] schizo [429/693] has challenged techDarko [345/928] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 19:17:17 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/18/25 07:26:34] dirmaster0 [706/1526] has challenged schizo [651/693] and pummelled them in combat! 7 days, 17:05:40 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/18/25 08:55:57] techDarko [45/928] has come upon schizo [471/693] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:17:08 is added to techDarko's clock.
[09/18/25 08:57:15] techDarko [83/928] has come upon schizo [131/693] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 04:09:45 is added to techDarko's clock.
[09/18/25 10:26:32] schizo [509/693] has challenged Gopher [52/499] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 00:37:58 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/19/25 02:33:42] schizo got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:45:04 from level 57.
[09/19/25 09:26:34] schizo [293/693] has challenged Colossus [346/360] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 04:40:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/19/25 09:45:42] LeftShoe [837/1485] has come upon schizo [171/693] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:32:52 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/19/25 09:45:42] LeftShoe has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 4 days, 18:45:31 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/19/25 14:26:32] Oo [82/551] has challenged schizo [517/693] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:07:42 is added to Oo's clock.
[09/19/25 15:26:34] LeftShoe [640/1485] has challenged schizo [180/693] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:54:31 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/23/25 04:26:32] schizo [250/693] has challenged idleClaw [871/1697] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:22:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/23/25 21:26:32] feoh [737/1014] has challenged schizo [319/693] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:40:26 is removed from feoh's clock.
[09/23/25 23:26:34] schizo [400/693] has challenged k [260/1017] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 17:15:33 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/24/25 04:34:35] Oo, k, and dubiago [123/2652] have team battled r0d3nt, Gopher, and schizo [1728/2892] and lost! 2 days, 03:29:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/25 05:26:34] schizo [174/693] has challenged TheScryer [717/811] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:51:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/24/25 10:24:21] schizo became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:59 toward level 57.
[09/25/25 03:14:21] schizo got all retro and played Doom all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:15:44 from level 57.
[09/25/25 03:23:01] schizo [446/693] has challenged dclaw [1098/1620] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 05:56:07 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/25/25 10:23:00] schizo [381/693] has challenged dclaw [412/1620] but is pummelled in combat! 8 days, 23:40:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/25/25 13:22:59] schizo [88/693] has challenged iamfoxy [256/978] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 19:47:42 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/25/25 21:41:01] schizo reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:42:03 toward level 57.
[09/25/25 23:23:01] schizo [373/693] has challenged iamfoxy [706/978] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:24:57 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/26/25 00:23:01] Gopher [210/503] has challenged schizo [263/693] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:25:26 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/26/25 01:23:01] schizo [30/693] has challenged feoh [806/1014] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 02:35:49 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/26/25 10:22:59] ctrl-c [19/1151] has challenged schizo [623/693] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:36:59 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[09/26/25 12:23:01] schizo [393/693] has challenged k [897/1017] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 08:19:41 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/26/25 13:23:00] schizo realises that they have lost their way, and needs to take a step back and start again. schizo returns to restart level 55 with a clean slate.
[09/26/25 17:16:17] schizo [567/693] has come upon k [486/1017] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 13:37:09 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/26/25 19:23:00] schizo [280/693] has challenged iamfoxy [72/978] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 09:52:44 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/27/25 00:23:01] k [355/1017] has challenged schizo [347/693] and bruised them in combat! 6 days, 21:40:06 is removed from k's clock.
[09/27/25 06:23:00] LeftShoe [1303/1391] has challenged schizo [639/693] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:26:12 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/27/25 08:22:59] Gopher [280/518] has challenged schizo [651/693] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:25:57 is added to Gopher's clock.
[09/27/25 16:23:01] ctrl-c [710/1151] has challenged schizo [592/693] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 10:36:45 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/27/25 22:22:59] schizo [170/693] has challenged r0d3nt [573/1696] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:37:33 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/28/25 11:23:00] k [602/1017] has challenged schizo [331/693] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 15:33:41 is removed from k's clock.
[09/28/25 17:23:01] schizo [261/693] has challenged tinyredlantern [1156/1327] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 00:33:29 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/28/25 22:23:00] schizo [409/693] has challenged Oo [34/573] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:39:18 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/29/25 09:25:02] dubiago, iamfoxy, and k [2856/3057] have team battled TheScryer, LeftShoe, and schizo [1910/2895] and won! 0 days, 23:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/25 12:47:05] schizo installed a rootkit on 1188 Russian government machines, forming a botnet. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:58 toward level 56.
[09/30/25 00:22:59] schizo [488/693] has challenged dclaw [486/1620] and chaffed him in combat! 4 days, 04:01:19 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/30/25 16:52:00] schizo was rooted by Kevin Mitnick. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:02 from level 56.
[10/01/25 05:23:01] LeftShoe [690/1391] has challenged schizo [596/693] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 08:46:10 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/01/25 05:23:01] LeftShoe has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:48:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/01/25 08:22:59] schizo [619/693] has challenged nax_ [305/816] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:05:24 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/01/25 08:22:59] schizo has dealt nax_ a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:11:02 is added to nax_'s clock.
[10/01/25 14:23:01] r0d3nt [1206/1696] has challenged schizo [471/693] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 16:11:18 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/01/25 22:22:59] schizo [216/693] has challenged k [773/1017] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:21:46 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/02/25 08:24:44] schizo suffered from too much line noise in their modem! schizo's modem loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/25 21:22:59] techDarko [240/880] has challenged schizo [327/689] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:26:14 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/02/25 22:22:59] schizo [292/689] has challenged Gopher [436/518] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:42:20 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/03/25 02:23:00] schizo [579/689] has challenged dclaw [650/1620] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 16:53:12 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/03/25 15:23:01] schizo [93/689] has challenged LeftShoe [929/1391] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 05:39:28 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/03/25 17:23:00] Gopher [487/518] has challenged schizo [391/689] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:02:47 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[10/03/25 19:23:01] schizo [78/689] has challenged LeftShoe [370/1391] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:54:59 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/04/25 03:22:59] schizo [617/689] has challenged tinyredlantern [649/1327] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 09:21:42 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/04/25 11:23:01] schizo [523/689] has challenged techDarko [448/880] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 04:58:03 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/04/25 15:23:00] schizo [515/689] has challenged nax [402/893] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 11:27:45 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/04/25 18:33:18] schizo [128/689] has come upon k [130/1017] but is chaffed in combat! 4 days, 12:03:01 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/04/25 20:06:54] schizo [457/689] has come upon k [199/1017] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 13:50:06 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/05/25 03:22:59] iamfoxy [51/978] has challenged schizo [243/689] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:18:56 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/05/25 09:22:59] feoh [348/1014] has challenged schizo [137/689] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 17:59:42 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/05/25 10:22:59] schizo [106/689] has challenged iamfoxy [423/978] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:23:33 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/05/25 12:23:00] schizo [48/689] has challenged techDarko [401/880] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:31:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/05/25 14:22:59] ctrl-c [329/1176] has challenged schizo [161/689] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:50:16 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/05/25 17:23:01] schizo [675/689] has challenged ngora [518/1245] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 5 days, 14:42:38 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/06/25 16:22:59] schizo [585/689] has challenged nax [396/893] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 16:11:53 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/06/25 23:22:59] feoh [890/1014] has challenged schizo [677/689] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:03:08 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/07/25 12:23:00] schizo [54/689] has challenged TheScryer [550/834] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:41:33 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/07/25 16:22:59] schizo [4/689] has challenged k [305/1017] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:51 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/07/25 17:22:59] schizo [108/689] has challenged Oo [276/567] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:37:46 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/08/25 03:10:43] LeftShoe, schizo, ctrl-c, and Phreaked have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/08/25 05:23:01] iamfoxy [917/978] has challenged schizo [299/689] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:58:54 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[10/08/25 10:22:59] feoh [204/1014] has challenged schizo [45/689] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 19:20:44 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/08/25 18:23:01] schizo [572/689] has challenged iamfoxy [571/978] and chaffed them in combat! 2 days, 00:36:04 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/08/25 18:23:01] schizo has dealt iamfoxy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:19:47 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[10/10/25 00:23:01] schizo [295/689] has challenged dclaw [637/1620] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:01:54 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/10/25 07:23:00] schizo [467/689] has challenged ngora [99/1245] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 17:16:36 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/10/25 13:23:00] schizo [169/689] has challenged Oo [178/567] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 11:08:45 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/10/25 14:53:08] techDarko, r0d3nt, and TheScryer [3340/3410] have team battled dclaw, k, and schizo [2860/3326] and won! 4 days, 03:41:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/25 15:23:01] ngora [653/1245] has challenged schizo [476/689] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 19:29:24 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/10/25 20:22:59] dirmaster0 [774/1632] has challenged schizo [126/689] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 04:37:57 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/11/25 00:23:01] schizo [226/689] has challenged Gopher [194/513] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 14:59:22 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/11/25 04:23:00] schizo [389/689] has challenged idleClaw [591/1697] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:11:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/11/25 06:23:01] dclaw [729/1203] has challenged schizo [366/689] and defeated them in combat! 16 days, 10:58:40 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/11/25 14:23:01] schizo [64/689] has challenged iamfoxy [645/978] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:00:53 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/12/25 09:21:52] schizo [627/689] has come upon nax [441/893] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:15:24 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/12/25 09:23:01] Gopher [111/513] has challenged schizo [424/689] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:23:46 is added to Gopher's clock.
[10/12/25 22:09:01] schizo [688/689] has come upon Oo [688/946] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 0 days, 17:40:48 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/12/25 23:23:01] schizo [544/689] has challenged dubiago [326/1041] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:15:47 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/13/25 05:23:01] techDarko [698/880] has challenged schizo [207/689] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:44:01 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/13/25 09:41:04] schizo founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:31 toward level 56.
[10/14/25 14:23:01] nax_ [304/814] has challenged schizo [29/689] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:50:24 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[10/14/25 18:15:49] schizo degaussed their monitor, and recalibrated it! schizo's monitor gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/25 00:23:01] schizo [689/695] has challenged LeftShoe [549/1397] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:27 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/15/25 00:23:01] In the fierce battle, LeftShoe dropped their 16 TiB of RAM! schizo picks it up, tossing their old 16 GiB RAM to LeftShoe
[10/16/25 00:23:09] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted schizo on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 0 days, 12:57:33 from level 56.
[10/16/25 12:23:00] schizo [157/715] has challenged dirmaster0 [1236/1632] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:15:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/16/25 14:22:59] schizo [334/715] has challenged Savyna [327/465] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:15 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/16/25 16:23:01] dubiago [157/1041] has challenged schizo [425/715] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:48 is added to dubiago's clock.
[10/16/25 19:23:00] r0d3nt [1496/1696] has challenged schizo [38/715] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 13:58:18 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/16/25 20:22:59] Phreaked [26/1100] has challenged schizo [152/715] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 07:15:01 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[10/17/25 08:23:01] Savyna [324/470] has challenged schizo [79/715] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:10:52 is removed from Savyna's clock.
[10/18/25 06:23:00] tinyredlantern [435/1332] has challenged schizo [334/715] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 16:29:29 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/18/25 09:22:59] techDarko [850/880] has challenged schizo [80/715] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 11:47:52 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/18/25 16:23:01] schizo [153/715] has challenged dirmaster0 [238/1632] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:25:03 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/18/25 18:36:59] schizo [223/715] has challenged tinyredlantern [1065/1332] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 05:15:04 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/19/25 06:49:09] TheScryer [369/836] has come upon schizo [25/715] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:27:46 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[10/19/25 07:22:59] schizo [126/715] has challenged OMGWTFIdle! [135/231] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 09:02:34 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/19/25 11:49:52] OMGWTFIdle! [73/233] has challenged schizo [604/715] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:43 is added to OMGWTFIdle!'s clock.
[10/19/25 16:01:53] Oo [721/944] has challenged schizo [459/715] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 21:13:12 is removed from Oo's clock.
[10/19/25 21:36:43] schizo, nax, and iamfoxy [693/2585] have team battled dclaw, nax_, and dubiago [942/3058] and lost! 2 days, 06:32:49 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/25 01:51:20] feoh, schizo, Gopher, and iamfoxy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/25 09:23:00] schizo [335/715] has challenged k [1028/1054] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:54:06 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/20/25 15:22:59] LeftShoe [997/1383] has challenged schizo [608/715] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:21 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/20/25 17:23:01] feoh [401/1012] has challenged schizo [671/715] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:19:57 is added to feoh's clock.
[10/20/25 19:17:24] schizo got forceably migrated to Slashdot Beta. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:28:42 from level 57.
[10/21/25 12:22:59] dirmaster0 [360/1632] has challenged schizo [478/715] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 12:04:16 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[10/21/25 16:22:59] feoh [996/1012] has challenged schizo [495/715] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 23:42:06 is removed from feoh's clock.
[10/22/25 01:23:00] schizo [180/715] has challenged dirmaster0 [377/1632] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 05:51:43 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/22/25 02:23:00] LeftShoe [885/1383] has challenged schizo [481/715] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:10 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/22/25 02:23:57] TheScryer, nax_, and r0d3nt [3159/3346] have team battled techDarko, schizo, and Gopher [1442/2208] and won! 5 days, 08:31:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/25 03:23:00] TheScryer [406/836] has challenged schizo [386/715] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 23:50:05 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[10/22/25 06:22:59] schizo [551/715] has challenged ctrl-c [791/1192] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 11:01:56 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/22/25 07:22:59] schizo [412/715] has challenged dclaw [257/1203] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 07:28:45 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/22/25 08:23:01] schizo [367/715] has challenged feoh [609/1012] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 20:12:09 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/22/25 13:22:59] schizo [387/715] has challenged r0d3nt [305/1696] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 18:50:44 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/22/25 22:12:58] schizo found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:05 toward level 57.
[10/23/25 06:23:00] dubiago [902/1041] has challenged schizo [335/715] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:58:10 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[10/23/25 06:23:00] dubiago has dealt schizo a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:54:50 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/23/25 17:23:00] schizo [135/715] has challenged r0d3nt [1318/1696] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 03:25:46 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/23/25 17:55:57] schizo [432/715] has come upon feoh [491/1012] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 07:22:32 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/24/25 00:22:59] schizo [640/722] has challenged nax_ [390/814] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 05:06:51 is removed from schizo's clock.
[10/24/25 08:29:03] TheScryer, Oo, and schizo [2020/2502] have team battled k, nax_, and Phreaked [1789/2968] and won! 2 days, 20:43:02 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/25 09:26:00] schizo [168/722] has come upon TheScryer [802/836] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:26:59 is added to schizo's clock.
[10/24/25 10:22:59] techDarko [435/843] has challenged schizo [372/722] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 00:21:29 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/24/25 20:07:13] schizo learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:55 toward level 57.
[10/25/25 09:23:01] dclaw [67/1064] has challenged schizo [707/722] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 10:22:50 is added to dclaw's clock.