Player Info

User: w00ter
Class: w00t
Gender: Male
Admin?: No
Level: 85
Next level: 119 days, 14:23:52
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Wed Feb 17 21:35:42 2021
Last login: Tue Dec 5 19:19:51 2023
Total time idled: 751 days, 03:23:34
Current position: [424,135]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 64
boots: 53
charm: 249h
gloves: 130c
helm: 66
leggings: 77b
ring: 65
shield: 48
tunic: 89 [Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 61

sum: 902

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 2 days, 09:57:27
part: 13 days, 21:32:59
quest: 231 days, 11:34:28
quit: 314 days, 15:40:19

total: 562 days, 10:45:13

Character Modifiers

[02/17/21 21:59:08] dclaw [1/8] has challenged w00ter [0/0] and chaffed him in combat! 0 days, 00:01:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/17/21 22:06:12] Anna [0/4] has challenged w00ter [2/3] but is chaffed in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Anna's clock.
[02/17/21 22:31:44] dclaw [3/21] has challenged w00ter [10/12] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/17/21 22:51:04] coolacid [6/14] has challenged w00ter [11/18] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to coolacid's clock.
[02/17/21 23:32:00] w00ter [25/27] has challenged idleClaw [3/38] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/17/21 23:54:38] w00ter [16/36] has challenged r0d3nt [7/24] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/18/21 00:25:07] w00ter [34/40] has challenged coolacid [25/41] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/18/21 01:44:36] w00ter [19/54] has challenged dclaw [47/79] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/18/21 08:22:46] w00ter [32/77] has challenged Anna [41/126] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/18/21 09:01:17] dclaw [33/116] has challenged w00ter [19/77] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/18/21 09:36:24] w00ter [56/79] has challenged flappie [0/2] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/19/21 00:47:50] w00ter [84/144] has challenged Anna [85/227] but is chaffed in combat! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/19/21 09:21:26] ngora [3/4] has challenged w00ter [44/150] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ngora's clock.
[02/19/21 11:09:28] ngora [15/25] has challenged w00ter [128/150] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to ngora's clock.
[02/19/21 20:01:21] w00ter burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! w00ter's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/21 22:40:43] r0d3nt [97/214] has challenged w00ter [144/188] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[02/19/21 23:19:43] w00ter [110/198] has challenged idleClaw [90/254] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/20/21 00:23:49] coolacid [38/217] has challenged w00ter [32/198] and bruised him in combat! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[02/20/21 04:46:45] w00ter [62/206] has challenged code [67/243] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/20/21 07:08:02] r0d3nt [61/214] has challenged w00ter [83/208] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[02/20/21 13:14:03] w00ter [22/208] has challenged znow [95/193] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:38:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/20/21 22:22:07] w00ter got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:03:38 from level 28.
[02/20/21 23:06:11] w00ter [221/231] has challenged Phreaked [142/222] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/21/21 07:01:41] coolacid [157/249] has challenged w00ter [116/231] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[02/21/21 08:59:30] w00ter [203/231] has challenged ngora [20/199] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/21/21 12:31:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 0 days, 03:29:55 toward level 30.
[02/21/21 19:54:25] w00ter [137/234] has challenged code [59/267] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/22/21 09:12:48] w00ter [65/234] has challenged flappie [249/277] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/23/21 00:21:36] ngora [70/248] has challenged w00ter [0/243] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/23/21 02:58:23] w00ter [8/265] has challenged idleClaw [33/387] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:55:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/23/21 13:24:50] dclaw [140/441] has challenged w00ter [70/265] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 01:47:11 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/23/21 17:39:11] flappie [203/302] has challenged w00ter [230/272] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:19:39 is added to flappie's clock.
[02/23/21 23:14:57] znow, r0d3nt, and flappie [144/917] have team battled ngora, coolacid, and w00ter [788/862] and lost! 0 days, 02:27:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/21 00:09:49] w00ter [222/318] has challenged ngora [142/305] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:33:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/24/21 09:44:28] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:47:00 toward level 34.
[02/24/21 13:30:31] Phreaked [177/248] has challenged w00ter [291/389] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[02/24/21 20:10:10] w00ter [247/333] has challenged code [216/297] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/24/21 20:39:18] znow, ngora, and w00ter [744/938] have team battled coolacid, r0d3nt, and Anna [438/1037] and won! 0 days, 02:01:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/24/21 23:53:17] flappie [130/322] has come upon w00ter [224/333] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:39:56 is added to flappie's clock.
[02/25/21 04:43:37] ngora [243/326] has challenged w00ter [148/340] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 01:47:11 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/25/21 18:01:11] w00ter [400/435] has challenged idleClaw [93/414] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:00:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/26/21 05:27:46] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/21 12:11:41] Anna [195/405] has come upon w00ter [265/362] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:54:09 is added to Anna's clock.
[02/26/21 17:26:40] w00ter [302/362] has challenged dclaw [368/464] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/27/21 18:58:15] r0d3nt, ngora, and znow [174/1028] have team battled w00ter, Phreaked, and kusanagi [574/673] and lost! 0 days, 02:36:09 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/21 19:59:11] kusanagi [36/60] has challenged w00ter [344/362] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:25 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[02/28/21 07:27:56] w00ter [88/466] has challenged Phreaked [198/273] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/28/21 08:03:39] code [7/325] has challenged w00ter [54/466] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to code's clock.
[02/28/21 10:39:18] Anna [60/425] has come upon w00ter [192/466] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:59:18 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/01/21 07:43:57] dclaw, znow, and Bill_Cosby [879/982] have team battled w00ter, Phreaked, and coolacid [972/1003] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/21 03:35:59] w00ter [29/386] has challenged kusanagi [203/265] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/02/21 19:19:27] kusanagi [138/271] has challenged w00ter [360/386] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[03/04/21 01:05:58] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:31:57 toward level 39.
[03/04/21 05:24:32] w00ter [24/391] has challenged Phreaked [224/303] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:53:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/04/21 06:21:32] w00ter [163/391] has come upon r0d3nt [322/356] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:15:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/04/21 16:38:31] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:44:03 toward level 40.
[03/04/21 19:48:48] znow [335/381] has come upon w00ter [254/391] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:38:59 is removed from znow's clock.
[03/05/21 07:57:29] znow, w00ter, and kusanagi [25/1130] have team battled flappie, ngora, and Phreaked [643/1169] and lost! 0 days, 02:49:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/21 04:13:18] code [202/331] has challenged w00ter [154/401] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from code's clock.
[03/06/21 20:32:03] Phreaked [147/341] has challenged w00ter [225/401] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:40:50 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/06/21 21:10:33] w00ter [343/401] has challenged coolacid [357/432] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:18:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/08/21 12:03:24] coolacid [241/432] has challenged w00ter [121/401] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[03/09/21 09:39:26] dclaw [482/605] has challenged w00ter [399/405] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/11/21 05:35:43] w00ter [220/405] has challenged Phreaked [138/342] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/11/21 05:35:43] w00ter has dealt Phreaked a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:21:39 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/12/21 00:10:35] znow, w00ter, code, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/12/21 06:29:31] r0d3nt [28/416] has challenged w00ter [57/405] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/13/21 07:11:31] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:40:48 toward level 42.
[03/13/21 12:02:38] w00ter [107/429] has challenged Anna [426/436] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/13/21 12:20:02] code [92/354] has been forced to fight w00ter [71/429] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 02:50:06 is removed from code's clock.
[03/15/21 19:27:11] w00ter is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:10:23 is added to his clock.
[03/16/21 11:17:30] w00ter [72/432] has been forced to fight dclaw [454/644] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:28 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/16/21 13:26:43] w00ter, r0d3nt, ngora, and code have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/21 06:14:34] w00ter [33/432] has challenged dclaw [309/644] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/18/21 04:24:34] dclaw, w00ter, ngora, and coolacid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/19/21 13:13:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 0 days, 11:34:05 toward level 44.
[03/20/21 00:46:52] ngora [68/484] has challenged w00ter [516/529] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/20/21 05:43:08] ngora [235/484] has challenged w00ter [359/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:03:50 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/20/21 06:43:10] ngora [256/484] has challenged w00ter [283/529] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:22:13 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/20/21 07:43:08] dclaw [276/646] has challenged w00ter [32/529] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:17:51 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/21/21 03:50:15] w00ter saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:42:53 from level 44.
[03/22/21 01:51:09] w00ter [11/529] has challenged kusanagi [347/469] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/22/21 05:14:59] r0d3nt [43/416] has challenged w00ter [60/529] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 14:34:59 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/02/21 19:40:35] ngora [431/616] has challenged w00ter [350/529] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 11:05:33 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/03/21 20:21:16] w00ter ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 09:59:35 from level 45.
[04/04/21 04:40:36] r0d3nt [361/440] has challenged w00ter [463/529] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:21:31 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/04/21 06:06:12] w00ter found a one-time-use spell of quickness. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:07:27 toward level 45.
[04/04/21 07:01:08] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 07:36:08 toward level 45.
[04/04/21 08:13:07] coolacid [132/445] has come upon w00ter [109/529] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 04:41:02 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[04/04/21 20:40:35] r0d3nt [103/440] has challenged w00ter [180/529] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 03:56:28 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/04/21 22:08:48] flappie, w00ter, and ngora [324/1714] have team battled r0d3nt, Phreaked, and Anna [809/1378] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/21 17:40:36] flappie [334/569] has challenged w00ter [107/529] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 17:47:26 is removed from flappie's clock.
[04/05/21 18:53:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 1 day, 14:21:09 toward level 45.
[04/05/21 20:40:37] znow [175/458] has challenged w00ter [102/529] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 00:08:19 is removed from znow's clock.
[04/05/21 21:40:36] znow [335/473] has challenged w00ter [347/529] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 01:29:33 is added to znow's clock.
[04/06/21 08:21:56] w00ter [184/529] has challenged idleClaw [463/561] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/06/21 11:40:35] flappie [93/569] has challenged w00ter [188/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:04:56 is added to flappie's clock.
[04/06/21 11:42:44] w00ter [425/529] has been forced to fight ngora [84/616] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:05:53 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/07/21 06:17:54] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/07/21 10:40:35] coolacid [122/470] has challenged w00ter [111/529] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 04:05:14 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[04/07/21 14:40:37] w00ter [474/529] has challenged dclaw [302/546] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 11:30:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/07/21 20:40:36] r0d3nt [44/440] has challenged w00ter [349/529] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:30:54 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/07/21 21:40:36] w00ter [85/529] has challenged flappie [84/569] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 09:17:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/07/21 22:40:35] w00ter [412/529] has challenged flappie [512/569] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:03:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 00:40:35] w00ter [6/529] has challenged dclaw [374/546] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:47:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 02:40:37] r0d3nt [355/440] has challenged w00ter [514/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:53:29 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/08/21 09:40:37] w00ter [86/529] has challenged Anna [447/550] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 10:18:17] znow, ngora, Anna, and w00ter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/08/21 10:40:37] w00ter [43/529] has challenged idleClaw [278/561] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:02:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 12:40:36] znow [370/473] has challenged w00ter [413/529] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:27:03 is added to znow's clock.
[04/08/21 13:40:36] w00ter [312/529] has challenged dclaw [449/546] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:37:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 15:40:37] w00ter [404/529] has challenged dclaw [297/546] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:17:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/08/21 16:40:36] Anna [156/550] has challenged w00ter [320/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:31:31 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/08/21 19:40:37] ngora [391/616] has challenged w00ter [456/529] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:36:37 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/08/21 23:40:35] w00ter [398/529] has challenged r0d3nt [110/440] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/09/21 00:40:35] w00ter [424/529] has challenged dclaw [51/546] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:31:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/09/21 05:40:37] Anna [48/550] has challenged w00ter [179/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:15:47 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/09/21 11:40:35] flappie [93/569] has challenged w00ter [374/529] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:35:49 is added to flappie's clock.
[04/12/21 12:40:36] w00ter [253/529] has challenged coolacid [198/474] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:55:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/12/21 14:40:37] w00ter [328/529] has challenged flappie [165/598] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:19:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/12/21 15:40:36] w00ter [275/529] has challenged ngora [190/616] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 01:55:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 01:40:35] coolacid [25/474] has challenged w00ter [193/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:44:38 is added to coolacid's clock.
[04/13/21 03:40:36] w00ter [173/529] has challenged dclaw [228/546] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:15:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 05:40:37] coolacid [324/474] has challenged w00ter [95/529] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 23:41:45 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[04/13/21 06:06:16] w00ter [9/529] has challenged dclaw [138/546] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:27:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 06:40:37] w00ter [30/529] has challenged coolacid [290/474] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:36:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 09:40:36] r0d3nt [429/454] has challenged w00ter [190/529] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 02:32:15 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/13/21 13:40:37] w00ter [269/529] has challenged idleClaw [258/561] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 13:23:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 14:25:37] w00ter [502/529] has been forced to fight Anna [287/550] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:51:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/13/21 21:40:37] coolacid [266/474] has challenged w00ter [430/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:52:57 is added to coolacid's clock.
[04/13/21 22:40:36] w00ter [368/529] has challenged r0d3nt [17/454] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:30:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/14/21 02:40:35] flappie [275/598] has challenged w00ter [10/529] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 23:02:55 is removed from flappie's clock.
[04/15/21 04:40:36] w00ter [221/529] has challenged r0d3nt [335/454] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:31:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/16/21 05:40:35] w00ter [206/529] has challenged coolacid [393/474] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:05:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/16/21 18:40:35] ngora [508/616] has challenged w00ter [22/529] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:35:44 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/16/21 19:40:35] w00ter [369/529] has challenged Jones [119/197] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:40:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/16/21 23:40:36] w00ter [18/529] has challenged coolacid [448/474] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:21:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/17/21 05:40:37] ngora [80/616] has challenged w00ter [141/529] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:31:31 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/17/21 06:40:37] w00ter [400/529] has challenged coolacid [145/474] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:06:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/17/21 07:40:37] ngora [248/616] has challenged w00ter [371/529] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:21:47 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/17/21 10:40:36] w00ter [81/529] has challenged r0d3nt [22/461] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 11:56:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/17/21 14:57:36] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:39:41 toward level 47.
[04/18/21 01:40:35] Phreaked [302/404] has challenged w00ter [214/529] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 12:14:08 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/18/21 05:40:37] w00ter [36/529] has challenged ngora [12/622] and battered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 08:05:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/18/21 07:40:37] flappie [536/598] has challenged w00ter [484/529] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 04:27:17 is removed from flappie's clock.
[04/18/21 16:40:37] w00ter [94/529] has challenged znow [360/519] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/19/21 01:12:39] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/21 03:40:35] w00ter [399/529] has challenged znow [263/519] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 04:49:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/19/21 04:59:36] w00ter left his weapon out in the rain to rust! w00ter's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/19/21 11:40:35] w00ter [274/523] has challenged idleClaw [267/587] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/19/21 14:40:37] w00ter [256/523] has challenged znow [474/519] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:46:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/19/21 18:40:35] coolacid [37/481] has challenged w00ter [43/523] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 01:03:13 is added to coolacid's clock.
[04/20/21 08:10:27] w00ter and znow have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/21 09:40:35] w00ter [397/526] has challenged Jones [173/259] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 00:28:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/20/21 10:16:56] w00ter gained a sixth sense. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:32:29 toward level 47.
[04/20/21 14:39:43] w00ter [424/687] has challenged kusanagi [155/526] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/20/21 16:09:30] r0d3nt, w00ter, Anna, and znow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/21 16:40:36] code [383/403] has challenged w00ter [609/687] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:12:53 is added to code's clock.
[04/20/21 21:40:35] w00ter [509/687] has challenged flappie [514/598] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 13:39:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/20/21 22:40:35] znow [190/519] has challenged w00ter [196/687] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 10:18:46 is added to znow's clock.
[04/21/21 10:40:29] Phreaked, w00ter, code, and znow have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/21/21 13:14:45] kusanagi [440/558] has challenged w00ter [62/687] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[04/21/21 13:51:13] w00ter saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 09:05:26 from level 48.
[04/22/21 05:40:35] flappie [214/598] has challenged w00ter [7/687] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 19:19:10 is removed from flappie's clock.
[04/22/21 07:40:35] w00ter [565/687] has challenged dclaw [101/605] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 09:36:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/22/21 13:57:56] w00ter stepped on a rake. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 04:03:39 from level 48.
[04/23/21 03:36:59] w00ter, code, coolacid, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/23/21 04:40:35] znow [151/540] has challenged w00ter [109/687] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 09:40:16 is removed from znow's clock.
[04/23/21 07:59:00] znow [305/540] has come upon w00ter [485/687] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 05:36:12 is added to znow's clock.
[04/23/21 18:40:37] ngora [529/628] has challenged w00ter [33/687] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 21:24:51 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/23/21 19:40:37] w00ter [509/687] has challenged Jones [121/302] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 01:46:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/23/21 22:40:35] w00ter [5/687] has challenged dclaw [145/605] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:16:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/24/21 01:40:36] Anna [302/647] has challenged w00ter [626/687] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:09:07 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/24/21 02:22:46] flappie, dclaw, and w00ter [71/1890] have team battled ngora, znow, and code [119/1566] and lost! 0 days, 03:12:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/21 03:40:37] w00ter [261/687] has challenged Jones [231/302] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 01:26:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/21 03:40:37] w00ter has dealt Jones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:31:57 is added to Jones's clock.
[04/24/21 06:40:36] w00ter [473/687] has challenged coolacid [261/481] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:45:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/21 07:40:35] w00ter [528/687] has challenged coolacid [79/481] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:23:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/21 13:40:36] znow [110/540] has challenged w00ter [617/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:48:56 is added to znow's clock.
[04/24/21 17:00:49] w00ter [279/687] has challenged flappie [188/598] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/21 19:30:32] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/21 19:40:36] coolacid [90/481] has challenged w00ter [622/687] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:29:25 is added to coolacid's clock.
[04/25/21 04:40:37] w00ter [178/687] has challenged ngora [373/628] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:30:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/25/21 08:40:37] w00ter [286/687] has challenged Jones [107/302] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 15:11:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/25/21 11:00:03] w00ter was visited by a very pretty nymph. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 13:36:52 toward level 49.
[04/25/21 13:31:52] w00ter, Anna, flappie, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/21 17:02:44] lobster [69/135] has challenged w00ter [670/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to lobster's clock.
[04/26/21 08:36:43] code, w00ter, r0d3nt, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/26/21 09:40:35] r0d3nt [72/467] has challenged w00ter [331/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:54 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/26/21 10:40:35] r0d3nt [109/467] has challenged w00ter [38/687] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 19:26:27 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/26/21 17:40:35] w00ter [564/687] has challenged idleClaw [8/626] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:31:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/26/21 18:40:35] w00ter [112/687] has challenged Anna [560/647] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:20:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/26/21 23:40:36] w00ter [470/687] has challenged idleClaw [95/626] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:17:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/27/21 04:40:37] w00ter [373/687] has challenged lobster [235/236] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:58:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/27/21 09:40:36] znow [518/540] has challenged w00ter [479/687] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 15:23:42 is removed from znow's clock.
[04/27/21 10:40:37] w00ter [44/687] has challenged code [120/398] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:13:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/27/21 12:40:35] code [252/398] has challenged w00ter [596/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:26:06 is added to code's clock.
[04/27/21 16:40:36] Anna [96/647] has challenged w00ter [512/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:06:34 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/27/21 23:40:36] w00ter [288/687] has challenged Anna [484/647] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:13:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/28/21 05:40:35] flappie [83/607] has challenged w00ter [667/687] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:25:53 is added to flappie's clock.
[04/28/21 09:40:36] w00ter [368/687] has challenged ngora [24/699] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:04:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/21 10:13:42] w00ter [204/687] has challenged flappie [115/607] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/21 10:40:36] dclaw [245/605] has challenged w00ter [575/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:03 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/28/21 14:24:48] lobster [2/259] has challenged w00ter [668/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:00 is added to lobster's clock.
[04/28/21 14:40:37] w00ter [652/687] has challenged Bill_Cosby [244/351] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:32:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/21 16:40:37] w00ter [319/687] has challenged flappie [263/607] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:35:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/21 17:40:36] w00ter [55/687] has challenged idleClaw [436/637] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:27:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/29/21 05:40:36] w00ter [446/687] has challenged ngora [561/699] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:59:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/29/21 09:40:37] r0d3nt [357/467] has challenged w00ter [654/687] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:15 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/29/21 11:40:36] w00ter [636/687] has challenged Anna [415/647] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 00:03:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/29/21 13:40:37] w00ter [521/687] has challenged r0d3nt [186/467] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/29/21 13:40:37] In the fierce battle, r0d3nt dropped their level 38 pair of gloves! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 30 pair of gloves to r0d3nt
[04/29/21 17:08:06] w00ter fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 08:11:24 from level 50.
[04/29/21 18:40:36] flappie [242/607] has challenged w00ter [73/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 06:06:52 is removed from flappie's clock.
[04/29/21 19:40:37] coolacid [471/481] has challenged w00ter [679/696] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:26:32 is added to coolacid's clock.
[04/29/21 22:40:35] w00ter [37/696] has challenged code [264/398] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:18:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/30/21 12:04:14] dclaw [197/678] has come upon w00ter [399/696] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:59:48 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/30/21 12:04:17] w00ter [574/696] has come upon dclaw [34/678] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 18:20:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/30/21 21:40:35] w00ter [449/696] has challenged idleClaw [625/637] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:18:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/01/21 03:52:33] w00ter [75/696] has come upon znow [380/540] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:22:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/01/21 12:40:37] dclaw [212/678] has challenged w00ter [647/696] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:30:17 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/01/21 13:04:12] w00ter [134/696] has come upon flappie [35/607] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:55:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/21 15:40:37] ngora [441/699] has challenged w00ter [411/696] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 19:27:12 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/01/21 20:31:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 2 days, 22:23:30 toward level 50.
[05/02/21 05:40:37] r0d3nt [216/459] has challenged w00ter [426/696] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:46:10 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/02/21 08:05:10] code, ngora, w00ter, and kusanagi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/21 08:45:47] kusanagi [144/558] has come upon w00ter [91/696] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 10:31:17 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[05/02/21 12:40:35] coolacid [269/481] has challenged w00ter [560/696] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:14:40 is added to coolacid's clock.
[05/02/21 16:40:35] coolacid [334/481] has challenged w00ter [211/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 03:47:37 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[05/02/21 20:40:35] w00ter [398/696] has challenged Phreaked [3/403] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/02/21 22:50:36] w00ter [413/711] has challenged Anna [632/660] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:11:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/03/21 01:40:36] w00ter [87/711] has challenged r0d3nt [224/459] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 13:25:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/03/21 05:36:55] w00ter saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 17:26:07 from level 51.
[05/03/21 05:40:37] r0d3nt [9/459] has challenged w00ter [422/711] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:25:03 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/03/21 08:24:11] Anna, w00ter, r0d3nt, and flappie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/03/21 11:40:35] w00ter [569/711] has challenged kusanagi [422/563] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:34:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/03/21 15:40:36] w00ter [563/711] has challenged znow [500/540] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 15:52:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/03/21 16:40:36] Phreaked [134/403] has challenged w00ter [95/711] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 04:07:28 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/04/21 01:40:35] code [375/479] has challenged w00ter [222/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 09:51:19 is removed from code's clock.
[05/04/21 02:40:35] w00ter [704/711] has challenged dclaw [73/678] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:22:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/04/21 11:24:36] coolacid [475/481] has been forced to fight w00ter [170/711] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 09:28:34 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[05/04/21 15:40:37] w00ter [634/711] has challenged dclaw [601/678] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 19:14:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/04/21 22:40:37] w00ter [645/711] has challenged ngora [461/699] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 15:49:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/05/21 00:40:37] Phreaked [176/403] has challenged w00ter [465/711] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:15:40 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/05/21 05:58:57] code, ngora, w00ter, and Jones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/21 06:04:33] w00ter was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:10:22 toward level 51.
[05/05/21 09:11:21] Jones [111/386] has challenged w00ter [72/711] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from Jones's clock.
[05/05/21 09:40:35] flappie [337/521] has challenged w00ter [137/711] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 09:40:52 is removed from flappie's clock.
[05/05/21 11:56:55] lobster [302/331] has challenged w00ter [356/711] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to lobster's clock.
[05/05/21 13:40:35] ngora [37/699] has challenged w00ter [86/711] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:54:06 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/05/21 23:40:35] dclaw [455/678] has challenged w00ter [640/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:23:55 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/06/21 01:40:37] znow [56/540] has challenged w00ter [302/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:10:44 is added to znow's clock.
[05/06/21 06:40:35] w00ter [294/711] has challenged idleClaw [224/648] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:49:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/06/21 12:40:37] w00ter [236/711] has challenged ngora [397/713] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:48:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/06/21 14:40:36] Phreaked [401/403] has challenged w00ter [479/711] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 16:22:11 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/06/21 17:40:37] w00ter [161/711] has challenged znow [349/540] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:39:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/07/21 01:40:37] Anna [349/675] has challenged w00ter [528/711] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:58:21 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/07/21 02:04:57] znow, w00ter, flappie, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/21 08:19:00] w00ter has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:54:09 from level 51.
[05/07/21 08:40:35] Phreaked [305/403] has challenged w00ter [645/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:36:00 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/07/21 09:40:35] r0d3nt [71/459] has challenged w00ter [2/711] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 19:49:24 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/07/21 17:51:38] ngora, w00ter, r0d3nt, and Phreaked have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/07/21 18:40:37] w00ter [643/711] has challenged ngora [343/713] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:09:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/07/21 19:41:22] w00ter [432/711] has challenged ngora [711/713] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:59:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/08/21 03:40:37] coolacid [171/481] has challenged w00ter [0/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 00:57:19 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[05/08/21 06:40:36] w00ter [153/711] has challenged Phreaked [121/403] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 14:56:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/08/21 07:58:16] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 21:57:50 toward level 52.
[05/08/21 08:40:35] w00ter [484/711] has challenged flappie [35/526] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:50:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/08/21 10:40:36] w00ter [209/711] has challenged idleClaw [246/650] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 01:07:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/08/21 16:40:35] w00ter [411/711] has challenged code [476/479] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 08:26:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/08/21 22:40:37] w00ter [100/711] has challenged lobster [326/353] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:42:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/09/21 03:40:36] w00ter [226/711] has challenged Bill_Cosby [189/392] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:40:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/09/21 11:11:20] coolacid, znow, w00ter, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/09/21 11:11:32] w00ter [267/711] has come upon coolacid [373/481] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:31:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/09/21 11:40:37] w00ter [576/711] has challenged dclaw [205/678] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 07:02:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/09/21 17:40:35] w00ter [247/711] has challenged idleClaw [386/650] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:10:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/09/21 18:40:35] w00ter [662/711] has challenged ngora [587/713] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 04:43:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/10/21 04:40:37] w00ter [360/711] has challenged Jones [151/413] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 18:13:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/10/21 11:01:19] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 18:55:07 toward level 52.
[05/10/21 12:57:37] w00ter misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 13:40:47 from level 52.
[05/10/21 15:40:36] w00ter [179/711] has challenged idleClaw [66/650] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 05:33:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/10/21 19:40:36] w00ter [311/711] has challenged znow [344/595] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:50:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/10/21 22:40:35] w00ter [447/711] has challenged flappie [56/535] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:23:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/11/21 12:09:26] Anna, coolacid, and w00ter [1066/1808] have team battled flappie, znow, and Jones [736/1549] and won! 0 days, 00:32:16 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/21 14:18:33] Anna [349/666] has challenged w00ter [710/711] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:24:35 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/11/21 14:40:37] Anna [359/666] has challenged w00ter [665/711] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:08:05 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/12/21 00:40:37] w00ter [16/711] has challenged idleClaw [127/650] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:48:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/12/21 01:40:36] w00ter [525/711] has challenged lobster [179/362] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:36:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/12/21 06:09:15] DickButt [103/170] has challenged w00ter [376/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to DickButt's clock.
[05/12/21 10:17:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 3 days, 01:57:00 toward level 52.
[05/12/21 13:40:35] Phreaked [401/472] has challenged w00ter [60/711] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:41:57 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/12/21 14:40:35] w00ter [85/711] has challenged r0d3nt [415/459] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/12/21 17:40:36] flappie [272/539] has challenged w00ter [58/711] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 13:33:05 is removed from flappie's clock.
[05/12/21 19:17:02] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 13:40:37] w00ter [393/711] has challenged lobster [269/367] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/13/21 15:26:40] w00ter lost his mind. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:04:52 from level 52.
[05/13/21 16:40:37] w00ter [227/711] has challenged ngora [13/713] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 00:01:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/13/21 16:51:05] w00ter [271/711] has challenged Anna [94/666] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/13/21 17:55:56] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/21 18:40:37] w00ter [611/711] has challenged znow [493/601] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 15:08:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/13/21 21:38:56] DickButt [178/269] has challenged w00ter [340/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:11:29 is added to DickButt's clock.
[05/14/21 01:40:35] Phreaked [247/472] has challenged w00ter [415/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:51:11 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/14/21 03:40:37] w00ter [269/711] has challenged Jones [80/423] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 03:49:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/21 04:40:37] w00ter [619/711] has challenged idleClaw [252/650] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:49:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/21 09:40:35] w00ter [376/711] has challenged Phreaked [192/472] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:55:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/21 11:40:35] w00ter [558/711] has challenged code [318/488] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:10:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/21 13:40:35] coolacid [354/431] has challenged w00ter [44/711] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:54:31 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[05/14/21 17:40:37] znow [382/601] has challenged w00ter [585/711] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 23:11:57 is added to znow's clock.
[05/14/21 22:10:16] w00ter was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 14:43:45 from level 53.
[05/15/21 01:40:37] w00ter [233/711] has challenged coolacid [210/431] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 17:24:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/21 03:40:36] flappie [96/539] has challenged w00ter [611/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:39:52 is added to flappie's clock.
[05/15/21 04:40:35] Phreaked [223/495] has challenged w00ter [214/711] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 11:30:30 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/15/21 09:45:52] DickButt [278/282] has challenged w00ter [646/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:36 is added to DickButt's clock.
[05/15/21 10:40:35] w00ter [211/711] has challenged r0d3nt [105/490] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:58:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/21 16:40:37] w00ter [452/711] has challenged Jones [252/423] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 09:37:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/21 17:40:37] w00ter [509/711] has challenged r0d3nt [142/490] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/21 22:18:40] lobster, coolacid, w00ter, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/21 22:18:40] w00ter [338/711] has come upon lobster [92/370] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:26:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/21 22:40:36] w00ter [470/711] has challenged Anna [436/666] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 11:50:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/21 02:40:37] coolacid [12/431] has challenged w00ter [396/711] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:58:56 is added to coolacid's clock.
[05/16/21 03:40:36] w00ter [642/711] has challenged idleClaw [641/650] and chaffed them in combat! 0 days, 13:33:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/21 06:40:35] w00ter [360/711] has challenged Jones [264/423] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:38:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/21 12:40:35] Phreaked [301/495] has challenged w00ter [43/711] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:20:34 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/16/21 13:40:37] w00ter [438/711] has challenged Jones [61/423] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 04:14:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/21 13:40:37] w00ter has dealt Jones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:54:51 is added to Jones's clock.
[05/16/21 21:40:37] coolacid [93/431] has challenged w00ter [501/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:39:07 is added to coolacid's clock.
[05/17/21 02:22:05] znow [185/601] has come upon w00ter [43/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 06:38:07 is removed from znow's clock.
[05/17/21 02:22:11] znow [305/601] has come upon w00ter [191/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:46:21 is removed from znow's clock.
[05/17/21 08:40:37] w00ter [555/711] has challenged Jones [289/431] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 01:41:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/17/21 09:40:37] r0d3nt [208/490] has challenged w00ter [617/711] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:02:54 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/17/21 13:40:36] Phreaked [351/495] has challenged w00ter [383/711] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:06:33 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/17/21 22:19:32] w00ter [686/711] has challenged kusanagi [187/558] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/18/21 13:40:36] Anna [522/666] has challenged w00ter [614/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:22:27 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/18/21 15:40:35] code [64/492] has challenged w00ter [282/711] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:52:41 is added to code's clock.
[05/19/21 01:26:49] DickButt [162/383] has challenged w00ter [226/711] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to DickButt's clock.
[05/19/21 23:32:35] w00ter found a one-time-use spell of quickness. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 05:56:32 toward level 54.
[05/20/21 04:36:54] w00ter invented the wheel. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 16:42:43 toward level 54.
[05/20/21 06:21:22] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/21 07:40:36] w00ter [126/711] has challenged lobster [251/368] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:59:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/20/21 08:40:35] w00ter [623/711] has challenged znow [38/624] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:01:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/20/21 10:40:37] w00ter [671/711] has challenged DickButt [314/383] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/20/21 11:40:36] w00ter [241/711] has challenged dclaw [337/682] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:31:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/20/21 17:03:45] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/21 03:40:35] Anna [296/683] has challenged w00ter [378/711] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:27:27 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/21/21 07:40:37] Anna [187/683] has challenged w00ter [163/711] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 15:32:48 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/21/21 09:27:10] flappie, r0d3nt, and w00ter [942/1740] have team battled Jones, code, and Anna [397/1704] and won! 0 days, 19:16:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/21 16:40:37] Phreaked [1/498] has challenged w00ter [82/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:47:09 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/22/21 00:37:35] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/21 00:40:35] w00ter [701/711] has challenged dclaw [532/682] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:15:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/22/21 17:40:36] code [273/590] has challenged w00ter [198/711] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 16:26:40 is removed from code's clock.
[05/23/21 03:40:37] w00ter [413/711] has challenged dclaw [131/682] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:40:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/23/21 05:40:36] w00ter [585/711] has challenged code [422/590] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/23/21 06:13:48] w00ter [488/711] has come upon Ka [209/225] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:59:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/24/21 08:37:51] w00ter [343/711] has challenged Ka [7/233] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:17:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/24/21 12:40:37] w00ter [226/711] has challenged Phreaked [360/498] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 07:46:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/25/21 00:21:03] w00ter has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 13:04:23 from level 55.
[05/25/21 00:31:25] w00ter found an exploit in the IRPG code. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 21:35:14 toward level 55.
[05/25/21 07:25:37] brimstone [167/247] has challenged w00ter [535/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:07 is added to brimstone's clock.
[05/25/21 08:40:35] Jones [434/440] has challenged w00ter [159/711] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 03:42:18 is removed from Jones's clock.
[05/25/21 13:58:59] w00ter was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 08:11:15 from level 55.
[05/25/21 16:04:53] Phreaked, w00ter, code, and coolacid have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/21 16:40:36] w00ter [65/711] has challenged dclaw [686/697] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:13:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/25/21 17:20:54] Jones [332/440] has come upon w00ter [198/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 20:38:42 is removed from Jones's clock.
[05/26/21 03:40:35] dclaw [490/697] has challenged w00ter [706/711] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 23:48:22 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/26/21 22:44:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 11 days, 03:58:22 toward level 55.
[05/27/21 23:21:35] brimstone [229/301] has challenged w00ter [514/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:27 is added to brimstone's clock.
[05/28/21 07:40:37] coolacid [200/431] has challenged w00ter [597/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:28:16 is added to coolacid's clock.
[05/29/21 08:12:41] flappie and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/21 12:40:35] w00ter [167/711] has challenged Phreaked [184/483] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 21:11:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/29/21 13:40:37] w00ter [422/711] has challenged Jones [143/440] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 21:38:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/29/21 16:40:35] w00ter [469/711] has challenged Ka [76/338] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:46:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/29/21 19:40:36] w00ter [346/711] has challenged Phreaked [30/483] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:38:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/30/21 19:42:18] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 13:16:43 toward level 55.
[05/30/21 21:40:35] w00ter [687/711] has challenged Jones [287/444] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:39:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/31/21 00:15:04] Phreaked, code, and kusanagi [1663/1689] have team battled lobster, w00ter, and r0d3nt [1052/1915] and won! 0 days, 11:55:50 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/21 02:15:53] DickButt, lobster, w00ter, and code have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/21 08:40:35] code [271/614] has challenged w00ter [148/711] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 10:27:04 is removed from code's clock.
[05/31/21 09:40:35] w00ter [624/711] has challenged DickButt [71/456] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:52:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/31/21 11:40:36] w00ter [123/711] has challenged DickButt [129/456] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 05:05:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/31/21 18:01:51] w00ter found a one-time-use spell of quickness. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:58:37 toward level 55.
[05/31/21 18:03:42] w00ter [106/711] has come upon Jones [318/447] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:35:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/31/21 18:40:37] code [74/614] has challenged w00ter [155/711] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:47:33 is added to code's clock.
[05/31/21 21:40:36] code [167/614] has challenged w00ter [491/711] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:56 is added to code's clock.
[06/01/21 00:40:37] w00ter [172/711] has challenged r0d3nt [196/779] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 05:55:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/01/21 01:40:35] w00ter [551/711] has challenged dclaw [343/694] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 07:04:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/01/21 02:23:57] Ka, w00ter, and dclaw [89/1765] have team battled brimstone, lobster, and DickButt [717/1229] and lost! 0 days, 03:39:37 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/21 02:40:37] w00ter [466/711] has challenged Phreaked [71/502] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/01/21 05:40:36] Phreaked [462/502] has challenged w00ter [177/711] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:32:18 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/01/21 05:40:36] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 47 amulet! Phreaked picks it up, tossing their old level 34 amulet to w00ter
[06/01/21 07:40:35] kusanagi [434/592] has challenged w00ter [415/697] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 04:58:00 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[06/01/21 13:40:36] kusanagi [539/592] has challenged w00ter [23/697] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:32:27 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[06/01/21 19:40:38] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 01:53:08 toward level 55.
[06/02/21 17:21:39] w00ter [559/697] has challenged lobster [296/437] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:19:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/02/21 17:48:27] brimstone, flappie, and Phreaked [1268/1670] have team battled Anna, j, and w00ter [420/1652] and won! 0 days, 03:31:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/21 18:55:44] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 12:19:33 toward level 56.
[06/03/21 03:57:33] w00ter, r0d3nt, code, and Jones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/21 05:40:36] Phreaked [77/603] has challenged w00ter [384/697] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:20:10 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/03/21 06:37:29] kusanagi and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/21 08:40:36] w00ter [229/697] has challenged code [91/614] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 16:03:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/03/21 14:06:44] w00ter [367/697] has been forced to fight lobster [338/440] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:53:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/03/21 19:16:27] lobster, w00ter, and j [1403/1481] have team battled kusanagi, Phreaked, and brimstone [1312/1549] and won! 0 days, 00:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/21 19:40:35] Jones [242/447] has challenged w00ter [426/697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:17:24 is added to Jones's clock.
[06/03/21 20:40:36] w00ter [147/697] has challenged r0d3nt [431/779] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/03/21 21:39:05] j [71/360] has challenged w00ter [504/697] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:35 is added to j's clock.
[06/03/21 22:16:44] Anna, kusanagi, w00ter, and Jones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/04/21 02:40:36] Jones [392/447] has challenged w00ter [163/697] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 07:02:52 is removed from Jones's clock.
[06/04/21 12:40:37] w00ter [514/697] has challenged k [167/196] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:58:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/04/21 13:56:59] w00ter found kitten. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 12:54:16 toward level 56.
[06/04/21 17:37:22] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 08:40:10 toward level 56.
[06/04/21 21:53:43] j, Jones, and brimstone [541/1252] have team battled k, r0d3nt, and w00ter [1580/1682] and lost! 0 days, 01:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/21 22:40:35] w00ter [378/697] has challenged k [145/206] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/05/21 06:40:35] w00ter [33/697] has challenged idleClaw [6/780] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 04:05:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/05/21 07:41:17] w00ter and flappie have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/21 10:40:35] Phreaked [183/603] has challenged w00ter [318/697] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:40:13 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/05/21 16:53:35] DickButt [173/474] has challenged w00ter [683/697] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:48:28 is added to DickButt's clock.
[06/06/21 01:40:36] w00ter [566/697] has challenged flappie [480/719] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/06/21 04:40:37] w00ter [52/697] has challenged Ka [167/399] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:15:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/06/21 08:12:57] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:30:09 toward level 56.
[06/06/21 13:40:36] Phreaked [388/603] has challenged w00ter [418/697] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 12:09:37 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/06/21 15:40:35] w00ter [483/697] has challenged Phreaked [289/603] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/07/21 00:40:37] dclaw [711/827] has challenged w00ter [308/697] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 04:50:43 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/07/21 01:40:37] lobster [167/440] has challenged w00ter [11/697] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 00:37:47 is removed from lobster's clock.
[06/07/21 06:40:24] k [185/264] has challenged w00ter [4/697] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 02:09:27 is removed from k's clock.
[06/07/21 06:40:36] ngora [592/743] has challenged w00ter [348/697] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 21:34:22 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/07/21 07:40:37] w00ter [691/697] has challenged DickButt [144/490] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:28:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/07/21 08:40:36] lobster [208/440] has challenged w00ter [404/697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:11:26 is added to lobster's clock.
[06/07/21 11:40:36] w00ter [66/697] has challenged Ka [8/403] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:43:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/07/21 12:40:35] w00ter [312/697] has challenged idleClaw [269/780] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:42:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/07/21 13:40:35] w00ter [138/697] has challenged ngora [508/743] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/07/21 20:39:31] ngora, code, w00ter, and Jones have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/21 14:10:41] w00ter met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 01:59:04 from level 56.
[06/08/21 16:40:37] ngora [410/743] has challenged w00ter [506/697] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:43:46 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/09/21 03:40:35] w00ter [545/697] has challenged idleClaw [605/780] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:22:57 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/09/21 14:40:37] dclaw [345/827] has challenged w00ter [192/697] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 12:02:48 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/09/21 16:40:36] w00ter [278/697] has challenged idleClaw [226/780] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/09/21 17:40:36] w00ter [185/697] has challenged lobster [154/440] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/09/21 22:40:36] w00ter [530/697] has challenged Ka [62/448] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:46:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/09/21 23:35:17] code [510/619] has challenged w00ter [88/697] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from code's clock.
[06/10/21 11:48:03] k [94/325] has challenged w00ter [392/697] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:24 is added to k's clock.
[06/10/21 14:40:37] w00ter [316/697] has challenged lobster [88/440] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/11/21 00:40:36] w00ter [554/697] has challenged j [84/483] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/11/21 01:40:36] w00ter [647/697] has challenged DickButt [17/499] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/11/21 03:40:35] w00ter [379/697] has challenged ngora [8/743] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:47:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/11/21 03:40:35] In the fierce battle, ngora dropped his/her/its level 47 shield! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 38 shield to ngora
[06/11/21 06:48:20] Ka, w00ter, r0d3nt, and Phreaked have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/12/21 00:40:35] w00ter [341/707] has challenged brimstone [274/401] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/12/21 03:04:45] w00ter left his weapon out in the rain to rust! w00ter's level 183 Cane of Blind Rage! Your enemies are tossed aside as you blindly swing your arm around hitting stuff. loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/21 03:40:36] w00ter [553/686] has challenged Phreaked [242/603] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/12/21 10:31:47] w00ter [106/686] has challenged coolacid [286/431] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 16:11:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/12/21 11:38:39] DickButt [27/499] has come upon w00ter [48/686] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:43:59 is added to DickButt's clock.
[06/12/21 12:40:35] w00ter [29/686] has challenged code [337/619] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:22:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/12/21 13:40:35] w00ter [18/686] has challenged coolacid [166/431] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 16:10:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/12/21 14:45:53] j [229/483] has come upon w00ter [85/686] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 04:52:47 is removed from j's clock.
[06/12/21 23:40:35] Phreaked [429/603] has challenged w00ter [615/686] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 05:23:03 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/13/21 01:40:37] w00ter [429/686] has challenged Anna [177/690] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 14:49:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/21 04:08:46] w00ter was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 18:03:28 from level 57.
[06/13/21 17:40:36] w00ter [685/686] has challenged Jones [496/559] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 10:09:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/14/21 00:29:51] w00ter, brimstone, and Jones [1017/1700] have team battled DickButt, coolacid, and r0d3nt [1139/1718] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:54 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/21 01:40:36] Jones [529/559] has challenged w00ter [342/686] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 04:00:52 is removed from Jones's clock.
[06/14/21 15:28:25] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 20:41:15 toward level 57.
[06/14/21 15:51:21] Jones stole w00ter's level 164 Cane of Blind Rage! Your enemies are tossed aside as you blindly swing your arm around hitting stuff. while he was sleeping! Jones leaves his old level 153 Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow. behind, which w00ter then takes.
[06/14/21 18:41:18] k [199/363] has been forced to fight w00ter [78/674] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:27:19 is removed from k's clock.
[06/14/21 21:26:54] Ka, dclaw, and k [489/1638] have team battled kusanagi, w00ter, and Phreaked [1689/1869] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/21 06:40:37] lobster [439/440] has challenged w00ter [428/674] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 05:02:25 is removed from lobster's clock.
[06/15/21 13:22:48] DickButt [105/499] has been forced to fight w00ter [326/674] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 00:21:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/15/21 20:02:36] w00ter, r0d3nt, and lobster [996/1937] have team battled kusanagi, Anna, and ngora [700/2015] and won! 0 days, 03:49:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/21 19:40:35] w00ter [175/674] has challenged dclaw [809/827] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:01:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/16/21 21:40:37] w00ter [574/674] has challenged Jones [210/569] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 05:58:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/16/21 22:40:35] code [571/619] has challenged w00ter [119/674] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:54:06 is removed from code's clock.
[06/17/21 03:56:18] j [17/483] has come upon w00ter [415/674] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:31 is added to j's clock.
[06/17/21 05:40:37] ngora [601/733] has challenged w00ter [110/674] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 07:02:48 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/17/21 06:40:36] w00ter [60/674] has challenged Ka [319/448] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:09:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/21 09:40:36] w00ter [94/694] has challenged Anna [565/695] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:51:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/21 14:40:37] w00ter [232/694] has challenged Jones [420/569] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 13:45:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/21 17:40:35] w00ter [215/694] has challenged kusanagi [442/592] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:40:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/21 18:40:36] dclaw [230/827] has challenged w00ter [671/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:54:35 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/17/21 21:40:36] w00ter [657/694] has challenged r0d3nt [45/823] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 19:34:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/21 00:14:44] code, kusanagi, w00ter, and brimstone have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/21 00:21:15] w00ter [492/694] has come upon code [167/619] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:08:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/21 01:06:58] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 21:11:35 toward level 57.
[06/18/21 01:40:37] w00ter [163/694] has challenged flappie [116/716] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 15:53:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/21 05:40:35] coolacid [195/435] has challenged w00ter [633/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:41 is added to coolacid's clock.
[06/18/21 06:40:35] DickButt [18/499] has challenged w00ter [612/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:39 is added to DickButt's clock.
[06/18/21 07:40:36] Phreaked [413/603] has challenged w00ter [191/694] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 04:52:16 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/18/21 11:40:35] w00ter [687/694] has challenged lobster [224/443] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 21:53:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/21 14:40:36] w00ter [529/694] has challenged Ka [9/448] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:21:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/21 17:24:59] w00ter [272/694] has been forced to fight dclaw [316/827] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 11:14:15 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/18/21 20:40:37] ngora [660/733] has challenged w00ter [202/694] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 06:06:52 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/19/21 02:49:46] Ka [300/464] has challenged w00ter [49/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:00:00 is removed from Ka's clock.
[06/19/21 03:01:29] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 05:54:33] brimstone [155/462] has challenged w00ter [304/694] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:47:35 is added to brimstone's clock.
[06/19/21 08:40:37] w00ter [449/694] has challenged lobster [154/443] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:47:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/19/21 10:40:36] flappie [151/716] has challenged w00ter [375/694] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 04:02:51 is added to flappie's clock.
[06/19/21 11:44:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 4 days, 09:51:03 toward level 57.
[06/19/21 14:30:59] kusanagi, w00ter, dclaw, and DickButt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/21 14:31:05] kusanagi [303/592] has come upon w00ter [437/694] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:03:58 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[06/19/21 14:39:18] code, Anna, and k [1096/1689] have team battled w00ter, Ka, and flappie [433/1874] and won! 0 days, 00:36:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 18:40:35] w00ter [447/694] has challenged idleClaw [359/824] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:23:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/20/21 06:32:01] coolacid, brimstone, and lobster [887/1344] have team battled r0d3nt, Jones, and w00ter [1177/2086] and lost! 0 days, 07:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/21 09:13:29] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:18:03 toward level 57.
[06/20/21 10:40:35] w00ter [309/694] has challenged lobster [354/443] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:01:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/21/21 00:40:37] ngora [411/733] has challenged w00ter [616/694] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:47:16 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/21/21 05:40:35] lobster [348/443] has challenged w00ter [36/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 04:18:05 is removed from lobster's clock.
[06/21/21 05:40:35] lobster has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:43:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/23/21 01:04:31] Phreaked [181/603] has challenged w00ter [256/694] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 13:57:23 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/23/21 14:04:30] w00ter [498/694] has challenged Ka [439/464] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:50:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/23/21 15:04:29] w00ter [250/694] has challenged Bill_Cosby [141/430] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:31:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/23/21 17:10:13] w00ter, Ka, Jones, and code have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/21 00:04:31] w00ter [509/694] has challenged Tonkmerg [7/49] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 07:29:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/24/21 10:04:31] w00ter [176/694] has challenged Ka [124/464] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 20:18:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/24/21 23:04:29] znow [160/624] has challenged w00ter [118/694] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 09:12:46 is removed from znow's clock.
[06/25/21 09:38:49] w00ter found kitten. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 12:40:20 toward level 57.
[06/25/21 10:04:30] flappie [584/716] has challenged w00ter [282/694] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 10:25:23 is removed from flappie's clock.
[06/25/21 23:04:29] Jones [559/569] has challenged w00ter [475/694] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 22:46:49 is removed from Jones's clock.
[06/26/21 05:04:29] w00ter [208/694] has challenged coolacid [422/439] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:13:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/26/21 09:43:18] w00ter met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 05:57:54 from level 57.
[06/27/21 06:04:29] w00ter [29/694] has challenged flappie [69/716] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:25:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/27/21 09:50:29] Thereupon he stretched out his little finger and consumed w00ter with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 14:50:19 from level 57.
[06/27/21 11:04:30] DickButt [478/499] has challenged w00ter [263/694] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:57:34 is removed from DickButt's clock.
[06/27/21 12:04:29] Phreaked [323/607] has challenged w00ter [400/694] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 10:15:04 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/29/21 08:04:31] w00ter [673/694] has challenged r0d3nt [383/895] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:25:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/29/21 08:44:10] coolacid [250/439] has come upon w00ter [338/694] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 14:54:10 is added to coolacid's clock.
[06/29/21 09:04:29] w00ter [387/694] has challenged ngora [2/733] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 02:06:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/29/21 17:04:30] Ka [316/467] has challenged w00ter [571/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:07 is added to Ka's clock.
[06/30/21 09:04:32] w00ter [687/694] has challenged brimstone [62/462] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:13:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/30/21 10:04:31] w00ter [293/694] has challenged dclaw [12/859] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:44:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/30/21 16:04:31] w00ter [40/694] has challenged lobster [328/445] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:56:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/01/21 12:09:06] ngora, Anna, and r0d3nt [1344/2280] have team battled w00ter, Phreaked, and lobster [233/1756] and won! 0 days, 06:08:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/21 13:01:52] w00ter and kusanagi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/21 15:17:14] flappie [17/722] has challenged w00ter [27/694] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 07:48:09 is added to flappie's clock.
[07/01/21 21:04:30] r0d3nt [246/889] has challenged w00ter [268/694] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:41:42 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[07/01/21 21:15:28] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/21 22:04:32] w00ter [74/694] has challenged coolacid [1/435] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 00:11:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/02/21 17:04:30] Ka [119/467] has challenged w00ter [142/694] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 16:58:33 is added to Ka's clock.
[07/02/21 20:04:30] w00ter [455/694] has challenged Bill_Cosby [274/437] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/03/21 01:04:30] r0d3nt [885/908] has challenged w00ter [385/694] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 19:48:37 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/03/21 01:35:11] w00ter and kusanagi have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/21 07:04:31] w00ter [484/694] has challenged kusanagi [149/738] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:30:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/05/21 08:04:30] w00ter [690/694] has challenged ngora [694/737] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 14:44:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/05/21 09:04:31] Ka [227/467] has challenged w00ter [274/694] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:41:52 is added to Ka's clock.
[07/05/21 14:50:06] w00ter fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 05:39:58 from level 57.
[07/05/21 15:10:14] dclaw, Phreaked, and Bill_Cosby [1613/1917] have team battled ngora, w00ter, and brimstone [1774/1893] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/05/21 20:33:59] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 10:11:35 toward level 57.
[07/05/21 22:04:30] w00ter [238/694] has challenged k [66/399] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/06/21 00:28:31] Jones, znow, and w00ter [283/1905] have team battled lobster, DickButt, and kusanagi [1216/1685] and lost! 0 days, 06:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/21 08:04:32] coolacid [76/435] has challenged w00ter [489/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:03:16 is added to coolacid's clock.
[07/06/21 10:17:16] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/21 12:04:32] w00ter [508/694] has challenged code [92/635] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:06:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/06/21 14:04:32] lobster [8/445] has challenged w00ter [651/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:05 is added to lobster's clock.
[07/06/21 19:04:30] w00ter [242/694] has challenged ngora [632/737] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:24:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/21 22:02:19] Phreaked [407/621] has come upon w00ter [349/694] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 14:59:08 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[07/06/21 23:04:31] w00ter [178/694] has challenged znow [416/642] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:32:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/07/21 04:04:30] znow [73/642] has challenged w00ter [185/694] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:17:40 is added to znow's clock.
[07/07/21 11:01:27] w00ter [422/694] has been forced to fight znow [68/642] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:30:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/08/21 12:20:14] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:55:03 toward level 57.
[07/08/21 17:04:32] lobster [428/445] has challenged w00ter [461/694] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:05:23 is added to lobster's clock.
[07/08/21 20:04:30] w00ter [607/694] has challenged dclaw [630/859] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 03:15:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/09/21 00:04:32] w00ter [609/694] has challenged dclaw [321/859] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:09:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/09/21 01:48:27] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 01:56:12 toward level 57.
[07/09/21 02:04:31] ngora [699/737] has challenged w00ter [29/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 11:59:36 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/09/21 23:04:32] Phreaked [578/606] has challenged w00ter [192/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:33:26 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[07/10/21 00:39:26] w00ter [22/694] has challenged Anna [357/632] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:02:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/10/21 04:04:31] r0d3nt [326/928] has challenged w00ter [651/694] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:59:47 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[07/10/21 05:42:54] r0d3nt [512/928] has come upon w00ter [503/694] and battered him in combat! 2 days, 13:19:35 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/10/21 12:14:13] w00ter [533/694] has come upon DickButt [253/507] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 02:16:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/10/21 12:14:31] w00ter [458/694] has come upon DickButt [363/507] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:27:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/10/21 12:14:34] w00ter [454/694] has come upon DickButt [450/507] and bruised them in combat! 3 days, 05:50:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/10/21 16:04:31] ngora [216/753] has challenged w00ter [499/694] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:52 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/12/21 12:04:15] dclaw, Jones, and w00ter [1203/2123] have team battled Phreaked, r0d3nt, and flappie [2273/2287] and lost! 1 day, 04:03:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/21 19:04:32] k [359/404] has challenged w00ter [105/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 07:17:50 is removed from k's clock.
[07/12/21 22:11:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 10 days, 01:22:27 toward level 58.
[07/13/21 01:49:15] w00ter [301/694] has come upon brimstone [109/541] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 20:48:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/13/21 11:04:32] w00ter [382/694] has challenged code [161/634] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:27:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/13/21 11:04:32] w00ter has dealt code a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:51:18 is added to code's clock.
[07/13/21 15:04:30] code [261/634] has challenged w00ter [259/694] and chaffed him in combat! 0 days, 06:19:40 is removed from code's clock.
[07/14/21 01:04:32] brimstone [309/541] has challenged w00ter [275/694] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 04:26:24 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[07/14/21 01:11:35] w00ter has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 23:10:37 from level 58.
[07/14/21 03:04:30] w00ter [594/694] has challenged znow [476/632] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 19:32:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/14/21 04:04:30] code [336/634] has challenged w00ter [82/694] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:53:22 is removed from code's clock.
[07/14/21 06:12:00] znow and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/21 16:04:30] dclaw [453/859] has challenged w00ter [118/694] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 06:16:22 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/15/21 00:04:31] w00ter [15/694] has challenged dclaw [29/859] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 12:05:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/15/21 01:49:37] w00ter found an exploit in the IRPG code. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 08:59:34 toward level 58.
[07/15/21 16:04:31] w00ter [7/694] has challenged code [226/634] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:52:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/21 10:57:28] w00ter sharpened the edge of his weapon! w00ter's level 153 Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow. gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/21 11:04:32] w00ter [12/710] has challenged Phreaked [440/606] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:10:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/21 17:13:47] flappie [576/753] has come upon w00ter [422/710] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 08:59:17 is removed from flappie's clock.
[07/16/21 22:04:30] lobster [70/455] has challenged w00ter [524/710] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:41:30 is added to lobster's clock.
[07/17/21 00:04:32] brimstone [99/541] has challenged w00ter [598/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:14:23 is added to brimstone's clock.
[07/19/21 14:04:32] w00ter [579/710] has challenged kusanagi [99/738] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:51:53 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/20/21 07:04:30] w00ter [135/710] has challenged coolacid [283/452] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:23:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/21 12:04:30] brimstone [197/541] has challenged w00ter [154/710] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 05:31:09 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[07/20/21 12:13:19] Jones [291/570] has come upon w00ter [597/710] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:21:17 is added to Jones's clock.
[07/20/21 14:04:30] w00ter [181/710] has challenged r0d3nt [280/931] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:56:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/21 20:04:31] Jones [113/570] has challenged w00ter [264/710] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 07:47:14 is added to Jones's clock.
[07/20/21 21:04:30] w00ter [676/710] has challenged lobster [409/455] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:08:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/20/21 22:51:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 2 days, 16:09:14 toward level 58.
[07/21/21 02:04:32] w00ter [179/710] has challenged Phreaked [498/606] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:07:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/21/21 04:04:31] Anna [498/540] has challenged w00ter [205/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:14:52 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/23/21 20:04:30] Phreaked [591/606] has challenged w00ter [588/710] and bruised him in combat! 2 days, 01:29:55 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[07/24/21 03:04:30] w00ter [106/710] has challenged flappie [532/748] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/25/21 13:04:31] Jones [441/509] has challenged w00ter [262/710] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 14:45:02 is removed from Jones's clock.
[07/25/21 16:20:05] w00ter, flappie, and r0d3nt [578/2389] have team battled DickButt, znow, and Phreaked [1659/1744] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/21 20:04:32] w00ter [514/710] has challenged brimstone [117/541] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 05:28:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/26/21 19:59:15] kusanagi and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 23:05:17] Anna, k, and Ka [1366/1451] have team battled znow, DickButt, and w00ter [1155/1848] and won! 0 days, 09:08:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 23:21:33] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 22:13:48 toward level 58.
[07/27/21 03:14:02] w00ter, kub, and kusanagi [463/1914] have team battled r0d3nt, znow, and flappie [2212/2312] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/21 04:04:30] coolacid [206/452] has challenged w00ter [123/710] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:00:25 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[07/27/21 14:04:32] w00ter [290/710] has challenged brimstone [469/541] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:02:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/27/21 15:11:38] Phreaked, dclaw, and w00ter [1692/2178] have team battled kub, k, and brimstone [1029/1433] and won! 1 day, 10:57:06 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/21 17:07:42] DickButt [487/507] has come upon w00ter [128/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:19:38 is removed from DickButt's clock.
[07/29/21 15:04:30] flappie [278/770] has challenged w00ter [621/710] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:55:14 is added to flappie's clock.
[07/29/21 17:04:32] lobster [4/453] has challenged w00ter [364/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:28:01 is added to lobster's clock.
[07/29/21 20:04:31] Anna [257/547] has challenged w00ter [210/710] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 08:59:13 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/30/21 00:04:32] w00ter [101/710] has challenged Phreaked [606/609] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:40:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/31/21 12:04:31] Anna [368/547] has challenged w00ter [705/710] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:29:47 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/31/21 23:04:30] w00ter [564/710] has challenged idleClaw [549/953] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 02:38:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/01/21 08:37:12] w00ter bit his tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 08:43:46 from level 58.
[08/01/21 08:41:57] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:20:19 toward level 58.
[08/01/21 18:04:31] ngora [48/753] has challenged w00ter [102/710] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 22:27:16 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/01/21 20:04:31] w00ter [412/710] has challenged coolacid [305/513] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/01/21 20:07:19] ngora [133/753] has come upon w00ter [643/710] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:01:54 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/01/21 20:18:17] kusanagi, coolacid, Ka, and w00ter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/02/21 07:04:30] w00ter [647/710] has challenged k [278/515] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:29:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/02/21 10:04:30] r0d3nt [454/952] has challenged w00ter [470/710] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 17:15:46 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[08/02/21 11:04:31] w00ter [449/710] has challenged brimstone [241/689] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 04:21:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/02/21 21:04:31] Anna [493/547] has challenged w00ter [92/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:58:24 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/02/21 23:04:31] Phreaked [27/609] has challenged w00ter [380/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:41 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[08/03/21 00:04:30] w00ter [141/710] has challenged coolacid [128/513] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 02:38:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/03/21 07:04:30] w00ter [330/710] has challenged coolacid [499/513] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:17:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/03/21 09:04:32] w00ter [169/710] has challenged lobster [282/453] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:06:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/03/21 19:04:32] w00ter [529/710] has challenged k [98/515] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:50:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/03/21 20:04:32] w00ter [491/710] has challenged znow [557/631] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:43:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/04/21 01:56:51] w00ter [512/710] has challenged idleClaw [683/953] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 19:17:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/04/21 03:04:31] w00ter [545/710] has challenged wyrm [2/247] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 22:12:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/04/21 04:04:30] coolacid [333/513] has challenged w00ter [689/710] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:27 is added to coolacid's clock.
[08/04/21 06:04:30] w00ter [407/710] has challenged kusanagi [173/701] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 00:52:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/04/21 06:04:30] In the fierce battle, kusanagi dropped their level 68 Glorious Ring of Sparkliness! You enemies are blinded by both its glory and his greed as you bring desolation upon them.! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 59 ring to kusanagi
[08/04/21 10:04:32] Anna [158/547] has challenged w00ter [639/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:00 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/04/21 13:04:31] w00ter [605/720] has challenged kub [68/453] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:11:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/04/21 23:00:42] kub, r0d3nt, and Anna [54/1964] have team battled dclaw, brimstone, and w00ter [458/2268] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/21 16:04:32] dclaw [786/859] has challenged w00ter [398/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:30:33 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/05/21 17:52:48] brimstone, Jones, DickButt, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/21 21:13:10] dclaw [683/859] has come upon w00ter [541/720] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 10:04:11 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/06/21 01:04:31] w00ter [579/720] has challenged coolacid [36/513] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:45:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/06/21 02:04:31] w00ter [530/720] has challenged kub [54/465] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:58:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/06/21 09:04:32] k [230/515] has challenged w00ter [234/720] but is bruised in combat! 1 day, 14:40:49 is added to k's clock.
[08/06/21 12:43:17] Jones, lobster, Anna, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/21 13:04:31] lobster [111/457] has challenged w00ter [369/720] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:07:19 is added to lobster's clock.
[08/07/21 01:04:32] w00ter [344/720] has challenged code [479/642] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:17:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/07/21 05:04:30] Ka [166/473] has challenged w00ter [546/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:16 is added to Ka's clock.
[08/07/21 16:04:31] w00ter [170/720] has challenged ngora [601/754] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:49:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/07/21 17:34:24] Anna [230/547] has come upon w00ter [565/720] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:53:19 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/07/21 17:34:31] Anna [70/547] has come upon w00ter [651/720] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:18:46 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/07/21 19:04:31] dclaw [77/859] has challenged w00ter [50/720] and pummelled him in combat! 6 days, 19:49:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/07/21 20:04:31] dclaw [163/859] has challenged w00ter [136/720] and pummelled him in combat! 5 days, 20:44:49 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/08/21 15:42:12] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 02:04:31] w00ter [83/720] has challenged kusanagi [44/702] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/09/21 04:04:31] w00ter [236/720] has challenged k [490/515] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:20:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/09/21 09:04:32] ngora [647/754] has challenged w00ter [350/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 15:07:52 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/09/21 11:35:10] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/09/21 12:04:31] Ka [461/473] has challenged w00ter [173/720] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 02:34:48 is removed from Ka's clock.
[08/09/21 15:47:50] kub [124/465] has come upon w00ter [533/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:40:11 is added to kub's clock.
[08/09/21 20:26:37] w00ter tamed a wild horse. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 16:46:34 toward level 59.
[08/09/21 23:04:32] Jones [196/576] has challenged w00ter [578/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:51:28 is added to Jones's clock.
[08/10/21 11:04:31] w00ter [339/720] has challenged k [393/521] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:47:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/10/21 12:04:32] w00ter [606/720] has challenged Jones [311/576] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 14:46:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/10/21 13:04:31] w00ter [288/720] has challenged Phreaked [329/609] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 09:12:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/10/21 15:04:31] w00ter [15/720] has challenged r0d3nt [767/952] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 16:16:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/10/21 18:28:53] code, w00ter, kub, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/10/21 21:04:31] w00ter [605/720] has challenged Anna [336/547] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:13:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/16/21 03:04:31] znow [11/635] has challenged w00ter [167/720] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:58:58 is added to znow's clock.
[08/16/21 06:13:19] wyrm [454/457] has challenged w00ter [49/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 06:34:01 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[08/16/21 06:40:10] w00ter stepped on a rake. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 09:56:39 from level 59.
[08/16/21 07:46:58] k [507/521] has come upon w00ter [466/720] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 11:57:20 is removed from k's clock.
[08/16/21 11:04:31] Jones [497/576] has challenged w00ter [64/720] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 06:57:15 is removed from Jones's clock.
[08/16/21 21:27:41] w00ter [332/720] has challenged code [291/624] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 03:10:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/16/21 22:44:26] morb, brimstone, and w00ter [842/1679] have team battled dclaw, Jones, and k [1186/1956] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/21 03:27:41] brimstone [384/689] has challenged w00ter [120/720] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:30:43 is removed from brimstone's clock.
[08/17/21 05:27:43] w00ter [1/720] has challenged Jones [531/576] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:14:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/18/21 14:07:58] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 18:02:47 toward level 59.
[08/19/21 11:27:42] w00ter [260/720] has challenged r0d3nt [186/952] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 09:25:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/21 16:27:43] w00ter [365/720] has challenged Jones [187/612] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 01:49:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/21 18:27:42] coolacid [236/513] has challenged w00ter [452/720] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 16:55:23 is added to coolacid's clock.
[08/23/21 18:27:42] kusanagi [408/641] has challenged w00ter [232/720] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:56:52 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[08/23/21 18:27:42] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 68 Glorious Ring of Sparkliness! You enemies are blinded by both its glory and their greed as you bring desolation upon them.! kusanagi picks it up, tossing their old level 59 ring to w00ter
[08/23/21 21:27:43] w00ter [183/710] has challenged coolacid [440/554] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:46:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/23/21 22:27:42] kusanagi [408/651] has challenged w00ter [83/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:23:42 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[08/24/21 06:27:41] w00ter [489/710] has challenged brimstone [568/638] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:33:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/24/21 11:27:43] Jones [316/615] has challenged w00ter [474/710] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:16:23 is added to Jones's clock.
[08/24/21 14:27:43] brimstone [313/638] has challenged w00ter [591/710] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:30:57 is added to brimstone's clock.
[08/24/21 23:27:42] w00ter [292/710] has challenged znow [340/652] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 04:23:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/25/21 09:27:41] w00ter [408/710] has challenged DickButt [121/538] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:20:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/25/21 13:27:43] k [254/664] has challenged w00ter [486/710] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:14:20 is added to k's clock.
[08/25/21 22:27:41] dclaw [411/853] has challenged w00ter [140/710] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 14:20:44 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/26/21 07:53:45] brimstone, ngora, wyrm, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/26/21 13:27:43] Ka [329/479] has challenged w00ter [42/710] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 02:32:09 is removed from Ka's clock.
[08/26/21 16:27:43] dclaw [523/853] has challenged w00ter [30/710] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 01:44:35 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/26/21 22:27:43] Jones [63/615] has challenged w00ter [651/710] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:47:24 is added to Jones's clock.
[08/27/21 00:27:41] w00ter [667/710] has challenged brimstone [252/634] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:51:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/27/21 07:27:41] w00ter [615/710] has challenged wyrm [133/663] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:14:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/27/21 11:27:42] znow [368/656] has challenged w00ter [213/710] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 00:09:59 is removed from znow's clock.
[08/30/21 11:27:42] w00ter [708/710] has challenged dclaw [14/853] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:21:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/30/21 12:02:06] Jones, w00ter, and coolacid [59/1879] have team battled znow, dclaw, and Anna [2040/2191] and lost! 0 days, 17:03:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/21 12:51:01] w00ter got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 12:11:07 from level 59.
[08/30/21 23:27:42] kub [540/616] has challenged w00ter [41/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:39:56 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/31/21 09:54:27] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 07:04:10 toward level 59.
[08/31/21 23:27:42] w00ter [553/710] has challenged dclaw [293/853] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:11:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/01/21 00:27:42] w00ter [599/710] has challenged k [551/664] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:49:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/01/21 03:17:37] w00ter stopped using dial-up. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:42:39 toward level 59.
[09/01/21 05:27:43] w00ter [219/710] has challenged wyrm [482/663] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:35:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/01/21 06:20:49] w00ter [98/710] has come upon ngora [713/768] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:06:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/01/21 09:38:28] w00ter [498/710] has come upon wyrm [389/663] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:38:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/01/21 11:27:43] znow [430/655] has challenged w00ter [105/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:06:08 is removed from znow's clock.
[09/01/21 12:39:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 0 days, 18:45:16 toward level 59.
[09/01/21 18:27:41] DickButt [354/546] has challenged w00ter [685/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:04 is added to DickButt's clock.
[09/01/21 22:20:11] Jones, ngora, and w00ter [1643/2093] have team battled DickButt, dclaw, and r0d3nt [1937/2364] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/21 00:27:42] dclaw [1/853] has challenged w00ter [111/710] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:13:53 is added to dclaw's clock.
[09/02/21 01:27:42] dclaw [746/853] has challenged w00ter [469/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:24:14 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/02/21 02:52:52] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:21:44 toward level 59.
[09/02/21 06:27:43] w00ter [616/710] has challenged Jones [455/615] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:18:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/02/21 08:27:42] Phreaked [556/631] has challenged w00ter [34/710] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 09:50:40 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[09/02/21 13:06:34] dclaw [512/853] has challenged w00ter [305/710] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/02/21 13:27:42] dclaw [442/853] has challenged w00ter [141/710] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 02:57:46 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/02/21 18:27:42] w00ter [5/710] has challenged k [68/664] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:59:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/02/21 20:27:42] k [391/664] has challenged w00ter [607/710] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:26:03 is added to k's clock.
[09/03/21 02:27:43] dclaw [850/853] has challenged w00ter [233/710] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 01:46:50 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/03/21 02:34:55] w00ter [60/710] has come upon Anna [233/683] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:11:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/03/21 03:55:23] w00ter [43/710] has challenged wyrm [469/663] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:53:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/03/21 09:27:41] coolacid [336/554] has challenged w00ter [421/710] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:53:34 is added to coolacid's clock.
[09/03/21 12:27:43] w00ter [579/710] has challenged Jones [563/629] and battered him in combat! 6 days, 17:52:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/03/21 12:27:43] w00ter has dealt Jones a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:40:46 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/03/21 13:27:42] kub [38/618] has challenged w00ter [110/710] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:08:14 is added to kub's clock.
[09/03/21 20:27:42] ngora [372/771] has challenged w00ter [617/710] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:12:00 is added to ngora's clock.
[09/04/21 05:27:43] w00ter [703/710] has challenged dclaw [590/853] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 22:09:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/04/21 08:39:00] Jones, coolacid, and Phreaked [994/1814] have team battled ngora, w00ter, and kusanagi [1089/2135] and lost! 0 days, 19:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/04/21 16:14:44] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 08:02:48 toward level 60.
[09/04/21 23:27:41] Anna [120/683] has challenged w00ter [46/710] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 10:12:10 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/05/21 06:27:41] w00ter [662/710] has challenged k [317/664] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 19:48:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/05/21 10:27:43] w00ter [238/710] has challenged Jones [600/629] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:27:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/05/21 17:27:41] w00ter [85/710] has challenged morb [15/397] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 20:53:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/06/21 10:27:42] w00ter [667/710] has challenged idleClaw [35/966] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 00:35:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/06/21 13:44:43] code, kusanagi, w00ter, and Anna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/07/21 01:27:43] k [6/664] has challenged w00ter [321/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:58:53 is added to k's clock.
[09/07/21 03:27:41] w00ter [571/710] has challenged Phreaked [357/631] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:23:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/07/21 10:47:46] wyrm [214/646] has come upon w00ter [541/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:07:44 is added to wyrm's clock.
[09/07/21 18:27:42] DickButt [106/546] has challenged w00ter [362/710] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:46 is added to DickButt's clock.
[09/08/21 00:27:41] r0d3nt [889/965] has challenged w00ter [346/710] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:15:47 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/08/21 01:27:41] dclaw [119/853] has challenged w00ter [98/710] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 19:21:02 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/08/21 03:27:41] w00ter [656/710] has challenged Ka [360/481] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:45:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/08/21 05:27:43] w00ter [435/710] has challenged code [570/633] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:09:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/09/21 13:27:43] Anna [585/683] has challenged w00ter [509/710] and pummelled him in combat! 6 days, 08:37:12 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/09/21 13:47:30] w00ter, dclaw, and Jones [1181/2184] have team battled DickButt, coolacid, and morb [239/1631] and won! 0 days, 06:59:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 19:27:43] w00ter [42/710] has challenged kusanagi [311/641] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:16:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/10/21 13:27:42] w00ter [130/710] has challenged znow [312/655] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:47:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/11/21 16:27:42] w00ter [450/710] has challenged Anna [452/683] but is chaffed in combat! 2 days, 06:46:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/11/21 18:27:41] w00ter [264/710] has challenged coolacid [174/554] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 11:16:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/11/21 19:27:42] w00ter [464/710] has challenged k [607/664] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:32:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/11/21 21:27:41] kub [330/618] has challenged w00ter [233/710] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 11:28:46 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/12/21 00:00:28] w00ter stopped using dial-up. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 07:02:37 toward level 60.
[09/12/21 10:27:41] w00ter [293/710] has challenged DickButt [277/546] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 15:09:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/12/21 11:27:43] kusanagi [22/641] has challenged w00ter [27/710] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 00:49:50 is added to kusanagi's clock.
[09/13/21 11:05:31] r0d3nt, kub, Phreaked, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/21 12:12:39] r0d3nt [644/965] has come upon w00ter [134/710] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 17:01:56 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/13/21 14:43:45] ngora [476/723] has come upon w00ter [495/710] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 10:42:07 is added to ngora's clock.
[09/14/21 05:05:38] w00ter reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! w00ter's shield gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/21 05:27:43] r0d3nt [824/965] has challenged w00ter [291/715] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 14:51:56 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/14/21 06:27:42] Anna [272/683] has challenged w00ter [400/715] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 09:19:21 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/14/21 11:27:43] r0d3nt [692/965] has challenged w00ter [424/715] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 08:35:04 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/14/21 18:27:43] w00ter [126/715] has challenged idleClaw [318/966] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:05:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/15/21 01:27:41] w00ter [631/715] has challenged znow [449/645] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 05:58:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/15/21 03:27:42] Anna [287/683] has challenged w00ter [228/715] and pummelled him in combat! 3 days, 03:02:45 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/15/21 19:27:43] Ka [438/481] has challenged w00ter [660/715] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:37:08 is added to Ka's clock.
[09/15/21 19:42:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 4 days, 07:27:40 toward level 60.
[09/15/21 21:12:46] w00ter [325/715] has come upon r0d3nt [535/965] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:14:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/16/21 12:33:51] kub and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/21 09:17:08] Thereupon he stretched out his little finger and consumed w00ter with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:26:22 from level 60.
[09/17/21 09:27:42] DickButt [274/546] has challenged w00ter [167/715] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:01:25 is removed from DickButt's clock.
[09/18/21 04:27:41] r0d3nt [570/965] has challenged w00ter [54/715] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 13:40:07 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/18/21 07:27:41] w00ter [378/715] has challenged idleClaw [66/966] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:36:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/18/21 09:26:53] r0d3nt, znow, and coolacid [203/2176] have team battled w00ter, Jones, and Ka [897/1824] and lost! 0 days, 02:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 12:27:41] w00ter [449/715] has challenged Phreaked [230/640] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:57:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/19/21 01:43:32] brimstone, DickButt, Jones, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/21 06:27:41] Anna [581/683] has challenged w00ter [401/715] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 00:08:08 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/19/21 18:18:19] morb stole w00ter's level 37 set of leggings while he was sleeping! morb leaves their old level 28 set of leggings behind, which w00ter then takes.
[09/19/21 20:27:43] w00ter [533/705] has challenged znow [32/640] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:41:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 00:27:42] w00ter [357/705] has challenged kub [151/649] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 03:27:43] w00ter [108/705] has challenged Ka [162/481] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:45:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 10:59:15] w00ter [222/705] has been forced to fight k [160/664] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 14:27:43] w00ter [314/705] has challenged Anna [58/683] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 17:10:35] w00ter [393/705] has challenged idleClaw [247/966] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 05:40:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 18:01:27] code, Ka, w00ter, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/21 18:01:27] code [396/633] has come upon w00ter [19/705] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 14:12:15 is removed from code's clock.
[09/20/21 18:27:42] Jones [144/628] has challenged w00ter [438/705] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:07:54 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/20/21 19:27:41] w00ter [373/705] has challenged kub [376/649] but is bruised in combat! 3 days, 16:11:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/21 20:20:33] Ka [149/481] has come upon w00ter [493/705] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:04:32 is added to Ka's clock.
[09/20/21 20:27:43] w00ter [153/705] has challenged idleClaw [902/966] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 10:12:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/21 04:27:43] ngora [744/756] has challenged w00ter [524/705] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:51:46 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/21/21 11:27:41] kub [364/649] has challenged w00ter [253/705] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 14:47:32 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/21/21 22:20:04] coolacid, Jones, Phreaked, and w00ter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/21 22:27:41] morb [264/576] has challenged w00ter [10/705] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 01:48:20 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/22/21 04:43:52] w00ter [193/705] has come upon Ka [417/481] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 12:49:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/21 07:27:43] dclaw [37/866] has challenged w00ter [9/705] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 02:00:10 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/22/21 08:27:43] w00ter [440/705] has challenged Jones [138/628] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 06:41:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/22/21 11:01:08] w00ter found kitten. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 21:06:46 toward level 61.
[09/22/21 12:27:42] w00ter [609/705] has challenged kub [174/649] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:55:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/22/21 19:27:42] znow [355/640] has challenged w00ter [149/705] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 00:48:37 is removed from znow's clock.
[09/23/21 00:27:41] w00ter [137/705] has challenged r0d3nt [719/973] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:58:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/23/21 02:27:41] w00ter [317/705] has challenged idleClaw [228/974] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 21:15:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/23/21 14:27:42] w00ter [139/705] has challenged ngora [354/756] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 20:33:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/24/21 04:27:41] ngora [127/770] has challenged w00ter [401/705] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:16:07 is added to ngora's clock.
[09/27/21 14:09:26] Phreaked [100/640] has challenged w00ter [239/705] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 16:15:17 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[09/27/21 17:14:10] dclaw [279/866] has challenged w00ter [319/705] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 14:26:57 is added to dclaw's clock.
[09/27/21 18:14:11] Ka [84/490] has challenged w00ter [357/705] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:23:51 is added to Ka's clock.
[09/27/21 21:14:10] k [138/693] has challenged w00ter [102/705] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 16:32:26 is removed from k's clock.
[09/28/21 13:14:09] w00ter [205/705] has challenged r0d3nt [565/927] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:38:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/28/21 17:14:10] Anna [140/800] has challenged w00ter [674/705] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 10:45:57 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/28/21 19:14:11] w00ter [211/705] has challenged coolacid [115/562] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 00:34:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/29/21 16:14:10] w00ter [623/705] has challenged morb [259/576] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:53:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/04/21 11:14:09] morb [188/576] has challenged w00ter [334/705] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:20:49 is added to morb's clock.
[10/04/21 12:14:09] w00ter [119/705] has challenged ngora [795/800] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:36:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/04/21 14:14:11] kusanagi [140/641] has challenged w00ter [76/705] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 03:36:27 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[10/04/21 15:14:09] coolacid [223/562] has challenged w00ter [647/705] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:56:51 is added to coolacid's clock.
[10/04/21 21:55:54] Jones, dclaw, and code [623/2048] have team battled w00ter, kub, and r0d3nt [1839/2281] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 03:52:39] Jones [64/637] has challenged w00ter [576/705] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:51:17 is added to Jones's clock.
[10/05/21 07:14:10] ngora [520/800] has challenged w00ter [554/705] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 13:30:41 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/05/21 08:14:11] w00ter [186/705] has challenged coolacid [542/562] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:56:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/21 19:35:21] Phreaked, code, w00ter, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/21 12:14:10] Jones [372/637] has challenged w00ter [645/705] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 10:26:12 is added to Jones's clock.
[10/06/21 15:11:08] ngora, morb, and r0d3nt [68/2303] have team battled kub, k, and w00ter [1527/2095] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/21 18:14:09] r0d3nt [649/927] has challenged w00ter [625/705] and battered him in combat! 3 days, 03:56:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/11/21 15:14:11] w00ter [552/705] has challenged wyrm [162/673] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:52:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/11/21 15:47:12] w00ter invented the wheel. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 07:35:32 toward level 61.
[10/11/21 17:14:10] code [531/534] has challenged w00ter [165/705] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:41:58 is removed from code's clock.
[10/11/21 19:14:09] Anna [92/775] has challenged w00ter [455/705] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:00:45 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/12/21 17:14:11] Anna [688/775] has challenged w00ter [27/705] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 10:02:45 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/12/21 17:14:11] Anna has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:26:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/12/21 19:15:48] w00ter has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 23:25:39 from level 61.
[10/13/21 06:54:02] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 03:09:00 toward level 61.
[10/13/21 10:07:46] r0d3nt [519/927] has come upon w00ter [216/705] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 17:27:40 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[10/29/21 02:14:10] w00ter [158/705] has challenged Ka [6/599] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 08:33:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/30/21 08:14:10] Phreaked [118/618] has challenged w00ter [357/705] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 19:37:00 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[10/30/21 16:03:55] w00ter [272/705] has come upon Phreaked [295/618] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 23:05:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/30/21 21:43:37] r0d3nt [288/961] has come upon w00ter [394/705] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:11:30 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/30/21 22:14:11] w00ter [550/705] has challenged kusanagi [318/621] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 21:58:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/30/21 22:52:39] w00ter, wyrm, and Anna [1829/2403] have team battled kub, kusanagi, and k [76/2094] and won! 0 days, 13:03:21 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 23:14:10] k [43/774] has challenged w00ter [156/705] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 13:43:46 is added to k's clock.
[10/31/21 06:14:09] w00ter [661/705] has challenged idleClaw [179/962] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 01:34:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/01/21 13:14:11] kub [323/699] has challenged w00ter [650/705] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:18:59 is added to kub's clock.
[11/01/21 15:14:09] kub [691/699] has challenged w00ter [202/705] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 08:24:50 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/02/21 11:14:11] w00ter [491/705] has challenged wyrm [411/917] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 08:13:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/02/21 14:14:10] coolacid [476/567] has challenged w00ter [52/705] and defeated him in combat! 16 days, 10:56:07 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/02/21 14:14:10] coolacid has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:39:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/02/21 15:14:11] w00ter [108/705] has challenged kusanagi [82/728] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 08:48:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/02/21 19:19:03] k, wyrm, ngora, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/21 19:20:06] w00ter [665/705] has come upon ngora [523/783] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 21:07:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/03/21 00:14:09] k [549/774] has challenged w00ter [678/705] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 13:32:06 is added to k's clock.
[11/03/21 02:14:11] w00ter [89/705] has challenged Ka [279/615] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:12:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/03/21 14:14:09] kub [622/699] has challenged w00ter [284/705] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 07:20:04 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/03/21 15:13:09] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/21 20:27:02] kub, Anna, and Phreaked [1401/2099] have team battled Ka, w00ter, and kusanagi [513/2063] and won! 1 day, 03:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 10:51:02] kub [603/699] has been forced to fight w00ter [320/705] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 13:54:48 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/04/21 16:17:26] k, w00ter, morb, and kub have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/04/21 17:14:11] w00ter [429/705] has challenged ngora [68/785] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 23:45:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/04/21 19:14:09] w00ter [438/705] has challenged Phreaked [578/619] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:24:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/21 01:14:09] w00ter [548/705] has challenged r0d3nt [402/961] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 22:58:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/05/21 07:14:11] w00ter [98/705] has challenged code [180/669] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:55:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/21 11:14:09] coolacid [476/569] has challenged w00ter [85/705] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 10:28:23 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/05/21 14:31:40] wyrm [314/917] has come upon w00ter [100/705] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 04:07:45 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[11/05/21 15:14:10] w00ter [101/705] has challenged idleClaw [468/962] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:29:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/21 19:14:11] w00ter [637/705] has challenged coolacid [293/569] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 20:00:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/05/21 22:40:27] kusanagi and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 01:14:11] Phreaked [507/619] has challenged w00ter [639/705] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:13:17 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[11/06/21 08:14:09] w00ter [224/705] has challenged kusanagi [263/728] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:28:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/06/21 14:14:11] Phreaked [288/619] has challenged w00ter [246/705] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 01:39:07 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/06/21 14:14:11] Phreaked has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:37:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/07/21 00:25:51] Phreaked, w00ter, and kusanagi [1360/2052] have team battled wyrm, dclaw, and code [1991/2418] and lost! 0 days, 17:50:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/07/21 01:14:10] kusanagi [549/728] has challenged w00ter [536/705] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 01:11:16 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[11/07/21 10:14:09] Phreaked [124/619] has challenged w00ter [474/705] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:00:11 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[11/07/21 12:14:11] ngora [151/785] has challenged w00ter [520/705] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:33:51 is added to ngora's clock.
[11/07/21 13:14:09] w00ter [313/705] has challenged Phreaked [616/619] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/07/21 16:14:11] w00ter [98/705] has challenged Anna [769/781] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:28:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/07/21 18:14:11] w00ter [68/705] has challenged morb [302/612] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:27:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/07/21 21:22:44] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:29:58 toward level 61.
[11/08/21 00:14:11] w00ter [335/705] has challenged kusanagi [662/728] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/09/21 09:14:10] w00ter [603/705] has challenged coolacid [525/569] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 07:38:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/09/21 11:45:12] wyrm [810/917] has been forced to fight w00ter [546/705] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:36:42 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[11/09/21 17:14:09] coolacid [553/569] has challenged w00ter [238/705] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:22:21 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/10/21 03:30:01] Anna [332/781] has come upon w00ter [335/705] but is bruised in combat! 9 days, 23:27:09 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/10/21 09:14:10] w00ter [269/705] has challenged k [462/772] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/10/21 14:14:10] w00ter [630/705] has challenged kusanagi [84/728] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:22:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/10/21 16:14:11] morb [233/612] has challenged w00ter [455/705] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 07:30:44 is added to morb's clock.
[11/16/21 18:17:53] w00ter slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! w00ter's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/21 22:04:10] w00ter [243/698] has come upon Phreaked [364/693] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:28:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/23/21 01:03:40] coolacid, r0d3nt, and kusanagi [272/2555] have team battled w00ter, Anna, and Ka [1583/2328] and lost! 1 day, 03:11:51 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 19:14:10] w00ter [77/698] has challenged code [409/669] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:02:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/07/21 21:21:42] w00ter bit his tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 05:59:24 from level 61.
[12/07/21 22:14:11] k [472/772] has challenged w00ter [55/698] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:51:29 is removed from k's clock.
[12/07/21 22:19:33] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 09:14:11] w00ter [117/698] has challenged code [408/669] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:54:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/09/21 13:14:09] r0d3nt [177/1237] has challenged w00ter [454/698] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:33:43 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[12/09/21 14:25:46] w00ter [436/698] has come upon Phreaked [177/675] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:08:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/09/21 18:18:04] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:55:51 toward level 61.
[12/10/21 18:51:17] kub, wyrm, and dclaw [1340/2514] have team battled kusanagi, k, and w00ter [1263/2336] and won! 0 days, 07:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 00:14:11] w00ter [4/698] has challenged Anna [630/783] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/21 03:23:11] w00ter, morb, dclaw, and kub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/21 03:52:26] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/21 14:14:10] Ka [732/912] has challenged w00ter [319/698] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 20:39:19 is removed from Ka's clock.
[12/11/21 16:14:11] Phreaked [477/701] has challenged w00ter [362/698] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 22:36:11 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/11/21 16:22:33] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:14:58 toward level 61.
[12/11/21 17:14:09] Phreaked [360/701] has challenged w00ter [546/698] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:03:46 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[12/11/21 20:14:09] wyrm [537/734] has challenged w00ter [36/698] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:46:48 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[12/11/21 22:14:11] ngora [347/729] has challenged w00ter [377/698] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 20:59:25 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/12/21 06:14:11] w00ter [612/698] has challenged kusanagi [638/733] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 02:24:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/12/21 09:14:11] w00ter [424/698] has challenged Anna [692/783] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:49:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/12/21 14:14:09] w00ter [429/698] has challenged ngora [164/729] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 02:27:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/13/21 03:14:10] Ka [321/912] has challenged w00ter [484/698] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 08:17:39 is added to Ka's clock.
[12/13/21 08:14:10] w00ter [639/698] has challenged kub [353/863] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:16:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/13/21 10:14:09] dclaw [296/917] has challenged w00ter [72/698] and overpowered him in combat! 9 days, 21:13:50 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/13/21 11:14:10] w00ter [668/698] has challenged dclaw [798/917] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:23:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/13/21 14:14:11] w00ter [372/698] has challenged r0d3nt [1036/1237] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:00:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/13/21 22:14:11] w00ter [540/698] has challenged k [394/905] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:41:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/14/21 01:14:10] w00ter [84/698] has challenged code [522/669] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/14/21 03:14:09] Ka [604/912] has challenged w00ter [610/698] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 05:02:03 is added to Ka's clock.
[12/14/21 04:14:10] r0d3nt [1084/1237] has challenged w00ter [601/698] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 02:16:19 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/14/21 14:14:10] code [594/669] has challenged w00ter [274/698] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 03:46:50 is removed from code's clock.
[12/15/21 01:14:11] k [500/905] has challenged w00ter [319/698] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 05:04:20 is removed from k's clock.
[12/15/21 04:14:09] wyrm [647/760] has challenged w00ter [333/698] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 18:24:12 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[12/15/21 05:14:10] Anna [291/795] has challenged w00ter [463/698] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:32:36 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/15/21 05:49:24] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:21:16 toward level 61.
[12/15/21 10:32:06] w00ter [675/698] has challenged kusanagi [133/732] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/15/21 10:32:06] In the fierce battle, kusanagi dropped their level 102 Protectorate Plate Mail! Your enemies cower in fear as his attacks have no effect on you.! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 82 Protectorate Plate Mail! Your enemies cower in fear as his attacks have no effect on you. to kusanagi
[12/16/21 02:14:09] coolacid [353/584] has challenged w00ter [376/720] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 18:20:20 is added to coolacid's clock.
[12/18/21 18:14:09] w00ter [439/720] has challenged Ka [899/912] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:23:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/19/21 14:05:56] Pitchshifter [25/144] has challenged w00ter [382/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:42 is added to Pitchshifter's clock.
[12/19/21 14:45:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 4 days, 07:58:24 toward level 62.
[12/19/21 20:14:10] Anna [418/795] has challenged w00ter [515/720] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 12:20:15 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/19/21 22:14:09] kusanagi [75/710] has challenged w00ter [54/720] and battered him in combat! 3 days, 19:50:52 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[12/20/21 02:37:17] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 17:01:18 toward level 62.
[12/20/21 09:14:11] w00ter [171/720] has challenged k [254/905] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 05:55:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 10:14:09] w00ter [197/720] has challenged k [650/905] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:27:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 14:14:11] w00ter [130/720] has challenged kub [354/896] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:27:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 16:14:10] w00ter [210/720] has challenged code [517/684] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:44:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 17:14:10] w00ter [217/720] has challenged k [225/905] but is bruised in combat! 5 days, 17:41:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 19:14:10] w00ter [479/720] has challenged r0d3nt [125/1237] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 21:38:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/20/21 22:14:10] w00ter [105/720] has challenged Phreaked [473/744] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:08:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/21/21 01:14:09] code [72/684] has challenged w00ter [201/720] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 17:22:18 is added to code's clock.
[12/21/21 02:14:10] w00ter [379/720] has challenged kusanagi [657/710] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:03:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/21/21 03:14:11] w00ter [653/720] has challenged kub [503/896] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 13:14:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/21/21 04:14:18] Pitchshifter [16/232] has challenged w00ter [391/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:06 is added to Pitchshifter's clock.
[12/21/21 15:14:10] Anna [672/790] has challenged w00ter [354/720] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:36:37 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/21/21 16:14:11] w00ter [192/720] has challenged Ka [422/912] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 22:56:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/21/21 20:14:09] kub [668/896] has challenged w00ter [280/720] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 09:33:30 is removed from kub's clock.
[12/21/21 23:49:40] w00ter, wyrm, coolacid, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/22/21 01:14:10] kusanagi [577/710] has challenged w00ter [513/720] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 12:54:02 is removed from kusanagi's clock.
[12/22/21 01:14:46] w00ter was visited by a very pretty nymph. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 17:10:56 toward level 62.
[12/22/21 06:14:11] w00ter [564/720] has challenged Phreaked [647/744] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 15:41:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/22/21 08:21:09] wyrm [68/760] has come upon w00ter [91/720] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 03:50:20 is added to wyrm's clock.
[12/22/21 09:14:09] w00ter [316/720] has challenged morb [483/611] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 14:55:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/22/21 10:14:10] w00ter [421/720] has challenged code [408/684] and battered them in combat! 6 days, 10:06:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/22/21 10:14:10] w00ter has dealt code a Critical Strike! 7 days, 15:55:56 is added to code's clock.
[12/22/21 17:14:11] ngora [197/729] has challenged w00ter [141/720] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 02:35:11 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/22/21 21:14:11] Phreaked [324/744] has challenged w00ter [578/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:02 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[12/23/21 04:14:10] coolacid [302/697] has challenged w00ter [455/720] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 04:11:38 is added to coolacid's clock.
[12/23/21 09:14:11] w00ter [129/720] has challenged code [219/684] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 08:28:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/23/21 14:14:10] w00ter [88/720] has challenged kusanagi [95/710] but is bruised in combat! 5 days, 09:41:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/23/21 17:14:09] morb [300/611] has challenged w00ter [692/720] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:52:59 is added to morb's clock.
[12/23/21 22:14:11] ngora [74/709] has challenged w00ter [128/720] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 05:15:30 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/24/21 17:14:10] code [96/684] has challenged w00ter [321/720] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 03:19:49 is added to code's clock.
[12/24/21 18:14:11] w00ter [440/720] has challenged dclaw [540/928] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 17:03:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/24/21 22:45:25] Anna, ngora, w00ter, and morb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/21 01:14:10] kub [390/896] has challenged w00ter [684/720] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:53:00 is added to kub's clock.
[12/25/21 02:14:09] w00ter [515/720] has challenged kusanagi [542/710] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 06:25:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/26/21 19:14:09] kub [240/896] has challenged w00ter [587/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:22 is added to kub's clock.
[12/26/21 22:14:09] w00ter [136/720] has challenged idleClaw [909/1227] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 09:44:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/21 01:33:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 9 days, 15:58:44 toward level 62.
[12/27/21 06:14:11] w00ter [319/720] has challenged kub [362/896] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 09:15:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/21 07:53:02] w00ter bought a faster computer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 09:05:06 toward level 62.
[12/27/21 13:03:08] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 17:50:30 toward level 62.
[12/27/21 15:00:39] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 13:05:45 toward level 62.
[12/27/21 18:14:09] w00ter [82/720] has challenged wyrm [678/760] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:11:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/21 20:43:05] calm-steam [295/297] has challenged w00ter [84/720] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[12/28/21 04:14:10] dclaw [455/928] has challenged w00ter [269/720] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 20:10:34 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/28/21 06:14:10] Anna [409/790] has challenged w00ter [142/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 18:54:28 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/28/21 08:14:09] wyrm [491/766] has challenged w00ter [380/720] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 13:08:32 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[12/28/21 11:14:09] w00ter [617/720] has challenged wyrm [616/766] and chaffed them in combat! 5 days, 06:39:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/21 14:14:09] w00ter [17/720] has challenged coolacid [393/697] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:15:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/28/21 17:14:11] w00ter [413/720] has challenged dclaw [307/928] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 15:53:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/21 18:22:19] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/21 18:40:26] r0d3nt [962/1226] has come upon w00ter [587/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 17:46:31 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/29/21 06:25:00] w00ter, dirmaster0, and dclaw [1841/1978] have team battled r0d3nt, Phreaked, and k [65/2883] and won! 0 days, 04:27:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/21 08:14:11] Anna [134/790] has challenged w00ter [197/720] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:08:50 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/30/21 01:14:11] w00ter [655/720] has challenged ngora [334/709] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 4 days, 11:44:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/30/21 11:33:44] w00ter found kitten. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 08:43:29 toward level 62.
[12/30/21 12:14:10] w00ter [605/720] has challenged morb [428/614] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 11:34:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/31/21 00:09:27] Phreaked, coolacid, w00ter, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/31/21 00:30:04] Phreaked [674/755] has challenged w00ter [415/720] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 06:39:17 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/31/21 07:14:10] w00ter [107/720] has challenged kusanagi [585/719] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:37:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/31/21 11:14:10] w00ter [649/720] has challenged morb [100/614] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 17:25:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/06/22 06:14:09] w00ter [200/720] has challenged dclaw [185/940] and battered him in combat! 2 days, 03:33:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/06/22 11:12:45] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 22:59:20 toward level 62.
[01/06/22 23:14:11] w00ter [218/720] has challenged Ka [864/912] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:10:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/07/22 03:14:11] w00ter [404/720] has challenged calm-steam [313/321] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/07/22 16:00:20] ngora [279/885] has come upon w00ter [295/720] but is battered in combat! 7 days, 12:01:48 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/08/22 08:14:10] w00ter [39/720] has challenged Anna [124/792] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:09:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/08/22 13:25:27] kusanagi and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/22 17:14:10] ngora [612/885] has challenged w00ter [527/720] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 10:24:33 is removed from ngora's clock.
[01/12/22 10:14:09] w00ter [347/720] has challenged idleClaw [966/1225] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:31:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/12/22 14:14:10] dclaw [209/930] has challenged w00ter [324/720] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:22:15 is added to dclaw's clock.
[01/12/22 21:14:09] w00ter [90/720] has challenged wyrm [82/773] and bruised them in combat! 1 day, 07:37:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/12/22 22:19:51] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/22 00:14:10] morb [179/626] has challenged w00ter [301/720] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 05:40:09 is added to morb's clock.
[01/13/22 05:14:11] w00ter [609/720] has challenged kusanagi [557/737] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 01:19:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/13/22 06:14:11] code [641/727] has challenged w00ter [163/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 23:12:01 is removed from code's clock.
[01/13/22 15:16:09] w00ter grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 16:01:07 toward level 62.
[01/14/22 10:09:26] w00ter [138/720] has come upon dclaw [97/930] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 19:57:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/15/22 03:39:45] calm-steam [186/470] has challenged w00ter [577/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:24 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[01/15/22 06:11:34] w00ter, Emmanuel, and calm-steam [568/1334] have team battled coolacid, code, and dclaw [860/2353] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/22 09:45:25] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:22:03 toward level 62.
[01/15/22 12:58:19] Phreaked, w00ter, r0d3nt, and calm-steam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/22 14:16:07] w00ter found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:18:48 toward level 62.
[01/15/22 21:14:11] w00ter [393/720] has challenged k [680/940] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:07:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/15/22 22:14:09] w00ter [413/720] has challenged wyrm [573/773] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:03:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/16/22 01:14:11] code [413/727] has challenged w00ter [599/720] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:02:27 is added to code's clock.
[01/16/22 02:04:48] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:59:11 toward level 62.
[01/16/22 06:14:10] r0d3nt [485/1224] has challenged w00ter [312/720] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 11:29:54 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/16/22 15:14:10] w00ter [149/720] has challenged Emmanuel [78/195] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/16/22 18:11:19] calm-steam, w00ter, and r0d3nt [96/2414] have team battled coolacid, Emmanuel, and dclaw [793/1821] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/22 19:20:30] morb [460/603] has come upon w00ter [454/720] and bruised him in combat! 3 days, 00:43:23 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/17/22 07:14:10] wyrm [41/773] has challenged w00ter [635/720] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:48:23 is added to wyrm's clock.
[01/17/22 11:14:11] w00ter [56/720] has challenged idleClaw [65/1225] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:18:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/17/22 14:36:04] w00ter [56/720] has challenged coolacid [485/696] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:27:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/17/22 16:14:10] morb [111/603] has challenged w00ter [116/720] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 04:44:27 is added to morb's clock.
[01/17/22 16:23:54] code, k, and Anna [963/2487] have team battled Emmanuel, morb, and w00ter [198/1528] and won! 0 days, 06:09:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/22 17:33:36] Phreaked, r0d3nt, and ngora [153/2904] have team battled w00ter, morb, and Anna [1116/2137] and lost! 0 days, 16:48:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/22 00:14:09] Ka [582/936] has challenged w00ter [117/720] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:32:36 is removed from Ka's clock.
[01/18/22 05:14:09] wyrm [30/773] has challenged w00ter [307/720] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:41:27 is added to wyrm's clock.
[01/18/22 07:14:11] w00ter realises that he is doing something terribly wrong with his life, and desires to take a step back start again. w00ter returns to restart level 61 with a clean slate.
[01/18/22 08:14:10] dclaw [698/918] has challenged w00ter [362/720] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 15:14:51 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/18/22 13:14:11] dclaw [79/918] has challenged w00ter [660/720] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:12:37 is added to dclaw's clock.
[01/18/22 19:24:54] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 15:37:00 toward level 62.
[01/19/22 05:14:11] w00ter [288/720] has challenged morb [567/603] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:26:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/19/22 08:49:23] Emmanuel [78/234] has challenged w00ter [70/722] and bruised him in combat! 0 days, 02:29:22 is removed from Emmanuel's clock.
[01/19/22 08:49:23] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 102 Protectorate Plate Mail! Your enemies cower in fear as their attacks have no effect on you.! Emmanuel picks it up, tossing their old level 3 tunic to w00ter
[01/19/22 13:14:11] k [820/946] has challenged w00ter [121/613] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 01:19:51 is removed from k's clock.
[01/19/22 14:14:10] Ka [94/936] has challenged w00ter [102/613] but is bruised in combat! 8 days, 02:45:37 is added to Ka's clock.
[01/19/22 17:14:09] w00ter [371/613] has challenged calm-steam [233/470] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 05:13:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/20/22 00:14:09] w00ter [604/613] has challenged Anna [333/814] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 09:35:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/20/22 07:14:10] w00ter [503/613] has challenged ngora [449/939] and pummelled him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 10:56:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/20/22 16:43:22] k [370/946] has come upon w00ter [358/613] and battered him in combat! 1 day, 08:28:58 is removed from k's clock.
[01/21/22 10:08:29] w00ter was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 09:36:18 toward level 62.
[01/21/22 13:14:11] r0d3nt [556/1208] has challenged w00ter [137/613] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 20:14:38 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[01/21/22 13:43:47] wyrm [585/773] has come upon w00ter [129/613] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 15:17:12 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[01/21/22 19:14:11] morb [445/609] has challenged w00ter [80/613] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 03:35:51 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/24/22 01:44:50] w00ter lost his mind. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 04:18:44 from level 62.
[01/25/22 06:21:27] ngora, dclaw, and morb [793/2469] have team battled dirmaster0, wyrm, and w00ter [1321/1860] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/22 08:14:10] wyrm [205/773] has challenged w00ter [126/613] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 22:43:31 is removed from wyrm's clock.
[01/25/22 12:14:11] w00ter [206/613] has challenged idleClaw [297/1209] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 02:54:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/25/22 14:14:09] Anna [519/814] has challenged w00ter [267/613] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:33:58 is removed from Anna's clock.
[01/25/22 23:25:54] morb [273/609] has come upon w00ter [27/613] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:00:44 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/26/22 04:14:10] w00ter [561/613] has challenged wyrm [544/773] and battered them in combat! 4 days, 17:07:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/26/22 10:14:10] coolacid [396/696] has challenged w00ter [423/613] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 18:42:33 is added to coolacid's clock.
[02/06/22 10:14:11] w00ter [599/613] has challenged Anna [547/838] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 08:24:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/07/22 01:14:10] ngora [585/987] has challenged w00ter [21/613] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 22:21:57 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/07/22 02:14:10] w00ter [28/613] has challenged Ka [384/903] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:02:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/07/22 03:14:09] dirmaster0 [80/540] has challenged w00ter [431/613] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:36 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[02/07/22 05:37:46] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 00:13:33 toward level 62.
[02/08/22 12:14:10] kub [683/966] has challenged w00ter [597/613] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 06:37:53 is removed from kub's clock.
[02/08/22 18:04:51] w00ter, Ka, and r0d3nt [447/2720] have team battled dclaw, kub, and dirmaster0 [1418/2446] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 17:14:11] w00ter [272/645] has challenged morb [553/600] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:07:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/09/22 18:14:10] Phreaked [476/1016] has challenged w00ter [432/645] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 07:54:06 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[02/09/22 20:01:37] w00ter, sslbits, and Anna [1403/1918] have team battled kub, dirmaster0, and coolacid [2024/2222] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 02:14:10] w00ter [111/645] has challenged Anna [834/877] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:54:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/11/22 17:14:13] w00ter [10/645] has challenged idleClaw [216/1173] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 09:53:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/15/22 14:28:33] w00ter [22/645] has been forced to fight Emmanuel [162/624] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:40:34 is removed from Emmanuel's clock.
[02/15/22 21:52:06] w00ter [530/645] has come upon ngora [225/987] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 19:27:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/15/22 23:14:12] Jones [603/650] has challenged w00ter [434/645] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 16:57:50 is removed from Jones's clock.
[02/16/22 00:14:11] w00ter [129/645] has challenged morb [69/700] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 07:55:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/16/22 13:14:11] Ka [160/895] has challenged w00ter [230/645] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 20:02:09 is added to Ka's clock.
[02/16/22 15:14:11] w00ter [613/645] has challenged k [6/946] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 03:44:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/16/22 16:14:13] Ka [802/895] has challenged w00ter [357/645] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 02:11:28 is removed from Ka's clock.
[02/16/22 17:14:11] w00ter [351/645] has challenged dclaw [74/847] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 03:06:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/16/22 18:14:13] w00ter [505/645] has challenged coolacid [570/713] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 19:26:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/16/22 23:21:29] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/22 00:25:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 1 day, 18:57:14 toward level 62.
[02/17/22 12:14:12] w00ter [256/645] has challenged idleClaw [24/1173] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 05:25:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/18/22 00:14:13] Jones [342/650] has challenged w00ter [623/645] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:03:15 is added to Jones's clock.
[02/18/22 09:14:12] w00ter [609/645] has challenged r0d3nt [69/1172] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:51:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/19/22 02:14:12] dclaw [137/847] has challenged w00ter [449/647] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 05:22:34 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/19/22 04:44:10] Phreaked, w00ter, ngora, and Jones have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/22 10:13:07] w00ter [254/647] has come upon Phreaked [733/1016] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:50:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/23/22 19:11:35] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 00:06:08 toward level 62.
[02/24/22 00:14:11] w00ter [629/647] has challenged k [128/946] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:28:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/03/22 19:14:13] coolacid [317/730] has challenged w00ter [46/647] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 11:15:27 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[03/04/22 01:14:12] r0d3nt [198/1172] has challenged w00ter [41/647] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 07:11:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/04/22 07:39:06] ngora [46/993] has challenged w00ter [482/647] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 18:39:17 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/04/22 11:14:12] morb [514/702] has challenged w00ter [36/647] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 19:01:09 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/04/22 12:14:13] w00ter [168/647] has challenged ngora [810/993] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:51:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/04/22 12:15:52] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 14:22:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 0 days, 18:33:02 toward level 62.
[03/04/22 16:14:12] r0d3nt [449/1172] has challenged w00ter [619/647] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:52:10 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/04/22 17:14:12] w00ter [109/647] has challenged Phreaked [532/1050] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:18:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/04/22 22:45:40] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 04:22:00] dirmaster0 [49/532] has come upon w00ter [601/647] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:04:00 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[03/05/22 11:14:12] morb [435/702] has challenged w00ter [156/647] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 15:07:04 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/05/22 17:14:12] w00ter [66/647] has challenged Emmanuel [259/651] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:33:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/05/22 18:14:12] w00ter [290/647] has challenged r0d3nt [840/1172] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:52:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/05/22 23:14:13] Emmanuel [565/651] has challenged w00ter [401/647] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 20:05:10 is removed from Emmanuel's clock.
[03/06/22 01:14:11] w00ter [605/647] has challenged dclaw [710/851] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:04:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/06/22 02:59:58] sslbits [171/435] has come upon w00ter [555/647] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:09:13 is added to sslbits's clock.
[03/06/22 07:09:39] w00ter found a pair of Nikes. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 19:38:28 toward level 62.
[03/06/22 07:14:13] r0d3nt [353/1172] has challenged w00ter [349/647] and bruised him in combat! 6 days, 10:03:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/06/22 08:20:30] kub, dirmaster0, and ngora [810/2496] have team battled r0d3nt, Emmanuel, and w00ter [910/2470] and lost! 2 days, 05:46:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 18:14:13] morb [676/702] has challenged w00ter [171/647] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 06:11:07 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/06/22 23:14:12] Phreaked [865/1050] has challenged w00ter [530/647] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 21:16:19 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/07/22 03:14:13] Anna [774/880] has challenged w00ter [373/647] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 06:41:41 is removed from Anna's clock.
[03/07/22 03:28:39] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 05:11:43] w00ter [289/647] has come upon Anna [418/880] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:57:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/07/22 10:56:12] w00ter, r0d3nt, and sslbits [853/2254] have team battled Jones, Emmanuel, and Phreaked [832/2351] and won! 0 days, 09:34:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 02:03:55] w00ter lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 11:46:26 from level 62.
[03/08/22 14:29:58] morb [70/702] has challenged w00ter [323/647] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:55:53 is added to morb's clock.
[03/09/22 03:32:34] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 11:09:35 toward level 62.
[03/09/22 05:14:11] w00ter [43/647] has challenged kub [219/971] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:46:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/09/22 12:14:12] Emmanuel [228/651] has challenged w00ter [265/647] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 23:58:28 is added to Emmanuel's clock.
[03/09/22 15:14:13] w00ter [100/647] has challenged idleClaw [420/1173] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:53:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/09/22 17:14:14] w00ter [9/647] has challenged Anna [485/880] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/09/22 18:14:11] r0d3nt [69/1172] has challenged w00ter [645/647] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:19:31 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/10/22 14:14:11] w00ter [19/647] has challenged sslbits [92/435] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 17:35:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/11/22 01:14:11] w00ter [487/647] has challenged dclaw [404/851] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 10:40:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/11/22 05:44:25] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/22 09:14:11] Jones [206/650] has challenged w00ter [452/647] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:11:37 is added to Jones's clock.
[03/11/22 14:14:13] ngora [777/993] has challenged w00ter [3/647] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 03:24:12 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/11/22 16:14:11] Phreaked [49/1033] has challenged w00ter [111/647] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 02:48:08 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/11/22 19:14:11] w00ter [481/647] has challenged dirmaster0 [251/532] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 15:32:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/12/22 00:14:12] w00ter [485/647] has challenged idleClaw [133/1173] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:47:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/12/22 01:14:13] w00ter [101/647] has challenged sslbits [76/435] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 08:36:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/12/22 15:14:11] w00ter [219/647] has challenged ngora [384/993] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 11:26:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/12/22 23:14:12] ngora [906/993] has challenged w00ter [543/647] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 04:12:42 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/13/22 12:14:13] w00ter [460/664] has challenged idleClaw [187/1173] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/13/22 16:14:13] w00ter [537/664] has challenged k [377/946] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:47:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/13/22 21:14:11] kub [77/971] has challenged w00ter [86/664] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 15:05:59 is added to kub's clock.
[03/14/22 04:14:13] w00ter [346/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [383/532] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:32:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/14/22 06:52:37] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/22 09:14:13] dirmaster0 [160/532] has challenged w00ter [260/664] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:41:48 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[03/14/22 10:14:13] w00ter [21/664] has challenged kub [917/971] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:29:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/14/22 13:14:13] w00ter [208/664] has challenged dclaw [604/851] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:52:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/14/22 15:14:11] w00ter [661/664] has challenged Anna [566/896] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:02:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/14/22 16:14:11] w00ter [144/664] has challenged Anna [366/896] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:16:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/14/22 20:14:13] w00ter [559/664] has challenged r0d3nt [288/1172] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/15/22 04:14:11] w00ter [126/664] has challenged dclaw [568/851] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/15/22 04:38:01] w00ter [647/664] has challenged k [589/946] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 00:58:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/15/22 05:13:36] w00ter stopped using dial-up. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 23:17:28 toward level 63.
[03/15/22 11:34:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 28 days, 17:09:00 toward level 63.
[03/16/22 13:03:05] w00ter [342/664] has come upon r0d3nt [174/1172] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 23:35:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/16/22 13:03:05] w00ter has dealt r0d3nt a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:24:17 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/16/22 22:14:13] w00ter [81/664] has challenged ngora [544/993] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:42:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/17/22 03:14:13] w00ter [517/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [184/532] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 07:48:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/17/22 06:14:12] w00ter [655/664] has challenged morb [84/699] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 08:52:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/17/22 07:14:12] w00ter [271/664] has challenged ngora [727/993] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:42:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/17/22 16:14:13] Jones [92/655] has challenged w00ter [375/664] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:10:42 is added to Jones's clock.
[03/17/22 23:14:12] w00ter [68/664] has challenged code [122/743] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 15:12:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/18/22 03:14:14] w00ter [376/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [200/553] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 06:30:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/18/22 10:25:41] k, Phreaked, w00ter, and morb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/22 13:14:11] w00ter [377/664] has challenged morb [451/722] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 16:49:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/18/22 17:14:13] Phreaked [624/1033] has challenged w00ter [452/664] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 01:37:52 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[03/18/22 17:14:13] Phreaked has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:50:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/21/22 14:42:17] ngora, sslbits, and w00ter [326/2087] have team battled dclaw, r0d3nt, and dirmaster0 [1091/2592] and lost! 0 days, 13:45:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/22 15:14:12] kub [296/971] has challenged w00ter [525/664] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:08:37 is added to kub's clock.
[03/22/22 00:14:13] w00ter [89/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [478/553] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:48:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/22/22 02:58:42] dirmaster0, Phreaked, and Jones [63/2241] have team battled k, Emmanuel, and w00ter [1581/2500] and lost! 1 day, 06:50:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 06:14:11] w00ter [458/664] has challenged Anna [558/896] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 08:05:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/22/22 09:14:11] kub [446/971] has challenged w00ter [563/664] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 01:03:55 is added to kub's clock.
[03/22/22 11:14:12] k [825/1153] has challenged w00ter [607/664] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 12:46:49 is removed from k's clock.
[03/22/22 17:14:11] Phreaked [31/1033] has challenged w00ter [546/664] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 15:00:34 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/22/22 18:14:13] w00ter [181/664] has challenged Anna [62/896] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 21:01:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/22/22 21:36:25] morb [99/722] has challenged w00ter [415/664] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:50:25 is added to morb's clock.
[03/22/22 22:14:13] w00ter [352/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [494/553] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 23:06:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/23/22 06:00:57] r0d3nt, w00ter, dclaw, and kub have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/22 10:14:12] morb [589/722] has challenged w00ter [9/664] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 09:29:56 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/23/22 13:14:13] r0d3nt [724/1188] has challenged w00ter [80/664] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 23:10:01 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[03/28/22 22:14:12] w00ter [86/664] has challenged Anna [28/900] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 14:50:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/28/22 23:49:17] Phreaked, morb, and r0d3nt [151/2943] have team battled k, w00ter, and kub [1471/2794] and lost! 3 days, 18:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/22 00:27:19] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 22:14:12] dirmaster0 [341/580] has challenged w00ter [317/664] and battered him in combat! 2 days, 06:37:32 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/03/22 19:14:11] w00ter [544/664] has challenged ngora [462/988] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 04:19:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/04/22 21:14:13] w00ter [346/664] has challenged ngora [381/988] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 09:13:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/05/22 19:44:58] code, Phreaked, and ngora [2373/2793] have team battled w00ter, kub, and r0d3nt [1698/2829] and won! 0 days, 20:28:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/22 01:14:13] dirmaster0 [90/580] has challenged w00ter [207/664] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:08:40 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/06/22 02:14:13] kub [844/977] has challenged w00ter [656/664] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 15:15:15 is removed from kub's clock.
[04/06/22 03:53:39] ngora, Phreaked, and Anna [779/2866] have team battled dirmaster0, w00ter, and k [2157/2397] and lost! 0 days, 12:05:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/22 05:46:07] kub, ngora, and coolacid [1054/2690] have team battled dclaw, morb, and w00ter [1779/2223] and lost! 0 days, 08:37:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/22 13:14:11] w00ter [333/664] has challenged coolacid [504/725] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 19:55:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/06/22 15:14:13] morb [171/722] has challenged w00ter [377/664] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 10:46:01 is added to morb's clock.
[04/06/22 15:59:10] w00ter [317/664] has come upon kub [475/977] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 06:20:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/06/22 18:14:11] w00ter [370/664] has challenged morb [229/722] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 07:12:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/06/22 22:14:13] w00ter [440/664] has challenged idleClaw [1126/1182] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:15:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/22 19:14:13] w00ter [340/664] has challenged idleClaw [1032/1182] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:46:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/09/22 01:14:11] Phreaked [92/1033] has challenged w00ter [605/664] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:04:06 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/09/22 02:14:12] dirmaster0 [142/580] has challenged w00ter [471/664] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:31:30 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/09/22 03:14:13] Anna [332/845] has challenged w00ter [355/664] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 08:33:16 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/09/22 14:14:12] w00ter [614/664] has challenged morb [365/750] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 09:41:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/09/22 15:14:12] dirmaster0 [119/580] has challenged w00ter [61/664] and pummelled him in combat! 3 days, 02:33:13 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/11/22 13:14:13] w00ter [364/664] has challenged dclaw [552/837] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 05:46:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/11/22 17:16:53] w00ter tamed a wild horse. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 02:40:26 toward level 63.
[04/11/22 18:14:12] w00ter [173/664] has challenged Anna [832/845] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:32:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/12/22 03:02:59] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 03:14:46 toward level 63.
[04/12/22 05:14:12] morb [573/750] has challenged w00ter [584/664] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 09:50:21 is added to morb's clock.
[04/12/22 05:24:08] w00ter tamed a wild horse. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 06:19:22 toward level 63.
[04/12/22 07:14:11] dclaw [327/837] has challenged w00ter [202/664] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 11:54:34 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/12/22 08:14:12] w00ter [40/664] has challenged code [375/779] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:43:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/12/22 11:14:11] morb [725/746] has challenged w00ter [590/664] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 17:49:54 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/13/22 14:14:13] w00ter [647/664] has challenged code [731/782] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 12:44:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/13/22 22:14:12] w00ter [257/664] has challenged morb [357/746] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 06:30:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/18/22 01:14:12] w00ter [366/664] has challenged Phreaked [131/1033] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 09:32:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/18/22 09:14:13] w00ter [120/664] has challenged code [70/782] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 02:59:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/18/22 17:28:41] dclaw [72/859] has challenged w00ter [541/664] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:03:17 is added to dclaw's clock.
[04/19/22 04:14:13] dclaw [612/859] has challenged w00ter [553/664] and pummelled him in combat! 8 days, 09:56:18 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[04/19/22 05:14:12] w00ter [421/664] has challenged Phreaked [294/1033] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 15:31:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/19/22 13:14:12] code [590/782] has challenged w00ter [27/664] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:09:35 is removed from code's clock.
[04/19/22 17:14:13] w00ter [637/664] has challenged dirmaster0 [215/580] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 14:45:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/20/22 03:44:00] w00ter got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 12:26:43 from level 63.
[04/20/22 05:22:25] w00ter [96/664] has come upon morb [181/746] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:03:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/20/22 09:14:11] ngora [102/988] has challenged w00ter [203/664] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 07:54:57 is added to ngora's clock.
[04/21/22 04:14:13] w00ter [644/664] has challenged dclaw [511/859] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 13:41:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/18/22 15:46:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 1 day, 19:59:31 toward level 63.
[05/18/22 16:14:11] w00ter [226/664] has challenged coolacid [385/738] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 19:09:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/02/22 10:14:11] w00ter [136/664] has challenged k [697/1154] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:31:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/02/22 14:14:13] Anna [883/1112] has challenged w00ter [588/664] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 14:44:03 is removed from Anna's clock.
[06/03/22 02:14:12] Ka [773/926] has challenged w00ter [60/664] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 07:20:06 is removed from Ka's clock.
[06/27/22 15:14:11] Shell [432/736] has challenged w00ter [647/664] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:08:18 is added to Shell's clock.
[06/27/22 16:44:14] r0d3nt [167/1173] has challenged w00ter [287/664] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 17:27:18 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/28/22 15:14:13] w00ter [312/664] has challenged tinyredlantern [171/478] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:34:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/28/22 16:14:11] w00ter [494/664] has challenged kub [347/909] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 17:50:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/28/22 17:14:12] w00ter [316/664] has challenged Anna [124/1126] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 13:44:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/28/22 17:14:12] w00ter has dealt Anna a Critical Strike! 18 days, 08:34:40 is added to Anna's clock.
[06/28/22 19:14:11] w00ter [18/664] has challenged r0d3nt [329/1173] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:19:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/22 05:14:11] Phreaked [267/1031] has challenged w00ter [503/664] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 04:30:54 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[06/29/22 06:14:12] w00ter [423/664] has challenged Anna [799/1126] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:18:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/22 10:28:19] morb [207/864] has come upon w00ter [636/664] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:17:10 is added to morb's clock.
[07/11/22 03:14:11] w00ter [507/664] has challenged coolacid [373/820] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/28/22 01:14:12] w00ter [145/664] has challenged dclaw [641/1149] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:55:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/04/22 20:14:11] w00ter [331/664] has challenged ngora [676/1038] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:05:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/19/22 06:14:11] w00ter [263/664] has challenged Anna [452/1273] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 16:22:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/19/22 08:14:11] Phreaked [997/1030] has challenged w00ter [52/664] and crushed him in combat! 1 day, 13:34:53 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[09/19/22 22:14:11] w00ter [280/664] has challenged ctrl-c [444/498] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:20:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/22 06:14:13] w00ter [144/664] has challenged idleClaw [864/1219] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:28:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/22 18:14:13] w00ter [22/664] has challenged dclaw [819/1149] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 01:01:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/22 04:17:05] w00ter, k, tinyredlantern, and Gobby have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/22 07:14:13] w00ter [117/664] has challenged idleClaw [348/1219] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:14:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/22 11:42:07] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 02:20:01 toward level 63.
[09/21/22 12:14:11] w00ter [158/664] has challenged tinyredlantern [686/710] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:05:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/22 17:53:51] coolacid, Phreaked, r0d3nt, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/21/22 19:50:35] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 20:14:13] w00ter [607/664] has challenged r0d3nt [1016/1216] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:07:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/22 21:14:13] dirmaster0 [199/685] has challenged w00ter [290/664] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 08:11:25 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/22/22 00:14:12] w00ter [34/664] has challenged idleClaw [922/1219] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 21:08:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/22 06:03:33] morb [825/916] has come upon w00ter [579/664] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 17:43:05 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/22/22 10:14:12] w00ter [237/664] has challenged kub [624/1119] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:35:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/22 16:14:13] w00ter [358/664] has challenged tinyredlantern [516/710] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:51:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/23/22 00:14:11] tinyredlantern [190/710] has challenged w00ter [147/664] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 15:41:16 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/23/22 01:47:35] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 05:41:30] kub and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 10:14:11] w00ter [282/664] has challenged idleClaw [629/1219] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:08:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/23/22 16:13:53] k, tinyredlantern, r0d3nt, and w00ter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/22 17:14:11] w00ter [174/664] has challenged coolacid [126/1028] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 04:26:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/23/22 18:42:18] w00ter left his weapon out in the rain to rust! w00ter's level 168 Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow. loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/22 01:48:39] w00ter was decapitated, temporarily.... This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 23:46:27 from level 63.
[09/24/22 08:15:51] calm-steam, Ka, and Phreaked [1500/2636] have team battled w00ter, morb, and dclaw [2164/2710] and lost! 0 days, 19:09:38 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/22 09:33:11] dirmaster0 [53/679] has come upon w00ter [554/645] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:49:01 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/24/22 22:26:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 10 days, 17:05:09 toward level 63.
[09/25/22 08:14:11] calm-steam [291/648] has challenged w00ter [398/645] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:29:30 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[09/25/22 12:14:12] w00ter [638/645] has challenged ngora [463/974] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 15:05:53 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/25/22 13:44:04] morb, dclaw, Phreaked, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/25/22 14:14:11] coolacid [1027/1028] has challenged w00ter [56/645] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 06:10:33 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[09/25/22 15:51:05] Phreaked, w00ter, and kub [1573/2794] have team battled tinyredlantern, dclaw, and dirmaster0 [860/2538] and won! 0 days, 07:52:18 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/22 19:25:16] w00ter grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:47:30 toward level 63.
[09/25/22 22:14:11] w00ter [336/645] has challenged r0d3nt [799/1216] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:54:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/26/22 09:14:11] w00ter [148/645] has challenged Ka [453/958] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/26/22 19:40:28] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:57:24 toward level 63.
[09/27/22 03:14:12] w00ter [169/645] has challenged morb [714/945] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/27/22 03:26:50] w00ter [423/685] has challenged tinyredlantern [131/710] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/27/22 12:13:05] kub [796/1119] has challenged w00ter [151/685] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 01:51:17 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/27/22 19:14:11] w00ter [588/685] has challenged calm-steam [414/648] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 13:51:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/28/22 04:30:20] dirmaster0, Ka, Phreaked, and w00ter have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/22 06:14:13] dclaw [435/1149] has challenged w00ter [634/685] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:28:40 is added to dclaw's clock.
[09/28/22 07:14:11] Anna [153/1273] has challenged w00ter [58/685] and overpowered him in combat! 13 days, 07:31:25 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/28/22 13:28:01] kub and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/22 22:14:11] w00ter [120/685] has challenged Phreaked [81/1030] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 19:06:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/29/22 08:14:12] ngora [799/987] has challenged w00ter [137/685] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 20:39:38 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/29/22 09:14:13] morb [425/953] has challenged w00ter [554/685] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:08:26 is added to morb's clock.
[09/29/22 16:14:11] w00ter [434/685] has challenged calm-steam [172/648] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:46:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/30/22 07:14:12] w00ter [200/685] has challenged coolacid [691/1007] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:24:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/30/22 11:14:13] w00ter [326/685] has challenged dirmaster0 [470/682] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:13:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/30/22 11:47:36] w00ter [86/685] has come upon tinyredlantern [107/711] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 05:26:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/30/22 13:14:11] kub [1107/1119] has challenged w00ter [634/685] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 15:54:54 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/30/22 16:14:11] Phreaked [806/1030] has challenged w00ter [677/685] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 05:02:52 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[09/30/22 17:14:12] morb [707/953] has challenged w00ter [198/685] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 15:11:20 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/30/22 23:09:44] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/22 06:14:13] w00ter [678/685] has challenged Phreaked [990/1030] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:56:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/22 09:14:13] coolacid [931/1007] has challenged w00ter [341/685] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 21:24:27 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[10/01/22 10:14:13] Ka [823/958] has challenged w00ter [555/685] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 13:20:41 is removed from Ka's clock.
[10/01/22 13:14:12] w00ter [66/685] has challenged Ka [261/958] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 03:45:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/22 14:14:13] w00ter [436/685] has challenged r0d3nt [883/1237] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 10:15:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/22 20:14:12] w00ter [324/685] has challenged coolacid [908/1007] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:51:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/22 23:42:42] dirmaster0, morb, and Ka [2541/2588] have team battled Phreaked, r0d3nt, and w00ter [2786/2952] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/22 08:14:13] morb [614/953] has challenged w00ter [416/685] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 04:28:30 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/02/22 12:17:31] w00ter invented the wheel. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 08:01:55 toward level 64.
[10/02/22 18:21:45] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 19:14:11] tinyredlantern [507/711] has challenged w00ter [129/685] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:52:42 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/02/22 20:14:11] morb [810/953] has challenged w00ter [278/685] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:09:16 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/03/22 10:41:29] morb, calm-steam, and tinyredlantern [1556/2312] have team battled Ka, w00ter, and k [1599/2843] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/22 12:14:12] w00ter [292/685] has challenged dclaw [199/1149] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 06:16:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/04/22 00:15:11] w00ter misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 03:22:21 from level 64.
[10/04/22 02:46:44] coolacid [983/1007] has come upon w00ter [225/685] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 22:12:06 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[10/04/22 03:28:13] w00ter tamed a wild horse. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 21:50:45 toward level 64.
[10/04/22 04:08:55] kub, tinyredlantern, and w00ter [992/2525] have team battled coolacid, Anna, and Ka [563/3238] and won! 4 days, 03:54:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 22:14:13] w00ter [28/685] has challenged morb [434/953] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:16:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/04/22 23:14:11] tinyredlantern [531/711] has challenged w00ter [216/685] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 00:31:11 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/05/22 01:14:13] w00ter [531/685] has challenged ctrl-c [540/610] but is battered in combat! 3 days, 05:05:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/22 04:14:12] morb [278/953] has challenged w00ter [278/685] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 3 days, 23:31:58 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/05/22 13:14:12] Ka [778/958] has challenged w00ter [146/685] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 18:20:55 is removed from Ka's clock.
[10/18/22 20:14:11] Anna [336/1148] has challenged w00ter [608/685] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:48:05 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/19/22 21:14:11] w00ter [80/686] has challenged morb [91/953] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 15:21:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/19/22 23:14:12] w00ter [499/686] has challenged calm-steam [157/703] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 15:33:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/19/22 23:31:55] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 09:14:33 toward level 64.
[10/20/22 06:56:57] morb, kub, r0d3nt, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/22 07:16:40] w00ter [518/686] has come upon r0d3nt [790/1155] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:11:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/22 08:14:11] dclaw [512/1153] has challenged w00ter [178/686] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 17:40:22 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/20/22 09:14:12] w00ter [272/686] has challenged Phreaked [689/1144] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:36:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/22 10:14:13] w00ter [580/686] has challenged coolacid [83/990] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 01:40:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/20/22 14:14:13] w00ter [447/686] has challenged r0d3nt [7/1155] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 01:07:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/20/22 17:53:07] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/22 23:14:12] w00ter [610/686] has challenged coolacid [372/990] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 08:52:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/21/22 00:14:13] calm-steam [307/703] has challenged w00ter [36/686] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:37:54 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[10/21/22 03:57:06] ngora, Ka, r0d3nt, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/21/22 04:18:11] w00ter [196/686] has come upon r0d3nt [522/1155] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:56:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/21/22 13:14:13] w00ter [659/686] has challenged Anna [947/1148] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:09:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/21/22 23:54:36] kub and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 11:14:11] w00ter [185/686] has challenged k [167/1200] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 22:11:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/22/22 13:14:13] w00ter [430/686] has challenged Anna [541/1148] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 09:38:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/22/22 19:14:12] w00ter [110/686] has challenged calm-steam [585/703] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:38:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/22/22 21:14:11] morb [771/953] has challenged w00ter [45/686] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 06:10:23 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/23/22 16:14:11] coolacid [704/990] has challenged w00ter [205/686] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 02:02:26 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[10/23/22 16:42:56] Thereupon he stretched out his little finger and consumed w00ter with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:04:24 from level 64.
[10/23/22 21:14:13] w00ter [136/686] has challenged ngora [553/1019] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:05:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/22 02:14:13] dclaw [1077/1153] has challenged w00ter [0/686] and crushed him in combat! 1 day, 07:56:16 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/24/22 06:14:11] w00ter [101/686] has challenged calm-steam [626/703] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:54:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/22 08:14:13] w00ter [287/686] has challenged kub [301/1137] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 04:31:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/22 09:14:11] w00ter [289/686] has challenged tinyredlantern [689/755] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:43:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/22 12:14:11] w00ter [233/686] has challenged Phreaked [91/1144] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 07:19:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/24/22 18:14:13] w00ter [131/686] has challenged idleClaw [990/1201] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 04:35:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/25/22 00:14:13] Anna [778/1148] has challenged w00ter [87/686] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 14:25:05 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/25/22 01:33:39] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 15:21:36 toward level 64.
[10/25/22 05:14:12] w00ter [182/686] has challenged Anna [922/1148] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 15:23:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/25/22 08:14:12] w00ter [164/686] has challenged Ka [253/963] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:44:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/25/22 11:14:12] Ka [459/963] has challenged w00ter [57/686] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 04:23:42 is removed from Ka's clock.
[10/25/22 11:52:05] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 16:46:02 toward level 64.
[10/25/22 12:16:55] k, w00ter, dirmaster0, and morb have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/25/22 13:34:21] dirmaster0 [334/732] has come upon w00ter [127/686] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 17:59:14 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/25/22 17:14:13] Phreaked [1116/1144] has challenged w00ter [440/686] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 15:58:33 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/26/22 11:21:11] w00ter [448/686] has come upon dclaw [805/1153] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:52:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/26/22 22:14:11] dclaw [421/1153] has challenged w00ter [611/695] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:27:07 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/27/22 02:41:12] techDarko [27/221] has challenged w00ter [613/695] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:22:29 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/27/22 03:14:13] w00ter [381/695] has challenged tinyredlantern [7/758] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:32:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/27/22 04:14:11] dclaw [406/1153] has challenged w00ter [208/695] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 21:28:11 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/27/22 05:56:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 7 days, 01:00:34 toward level 64.
[10/27/22 09:36:45] k, w00ter, dirmaster0, and morb have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/28/22 02:14:12] w00ter [612/695] has challenged r0d3nt [899/1155] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:51:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/28/22 06:14:13] w00ter [93/695] has challenged k [728/1219] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:28:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/28/22 09:14:13] w00ter [596/695] has challenged coolacid [944/990] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/28/22 10:10:55] morb, r0d3nt, and k [2395/3327] have team battled w00ter, tinyredlantern, and kub [2035/2590] and won! 0 days, 06:16:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/22 02:14:12] w00ter [208/695] has challenged dirmaster0 [42/732] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 06:08:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/29/22 03:14:13] w00ter [264/695] has challenged calm-steam [469/684] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 04:46:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/29/22 05:14:12] Phreaked [522/1151] has challenged w00ter [95/695] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 17:34:26 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/29/22 13:14:13] Anna [173/1148] has challenged w00ter [267/695] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:34:37 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/29/22 14:14:13] Anna [699/1148] has challenged w00ter [230/695] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:36:49 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/29/22 14:14:13] Anna has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:06:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/30/22 04:14:12] morb [734/953] has challenged w00ter [538/695] and overpowered him in combat! 10 days, 02:13:37 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/30/22 19:14:11] w00ter [459/695] has challenged coolacid [294/983] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/30/22 20:28:57] w00ter [161/695] has come upon techDarko [101/267] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:24:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/30/22 21:14:12] w00ter [154/695] has challenged dirmaster0 [234/732] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:32:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/31/22 09:14:13] w00ter [322/695] has challenged Ka [196/963] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 01:31:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/31/22 16:08:57] w00ter [500/695] has challenged r0d3nt [345/1155] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 03:21:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/31/22 23:14:11] w00ter [511/695] has challenged idleClaw [147/1215] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 13:11:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/01/22 07:10:11] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 16:38:24 toward level 65.
[11/01/22 07:14:12] kub [559/1137] has challenged w00ter [494/695] and pummelled him in combat! 9 days, 10:14:59 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/01/22 12:14:12] coolacid [894/983] has challenged w00ter [141/695] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 20:28:20 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/01/22 23:14:11] w00ter [133/695] has challenged dirmaster0 [179/738] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 09:51:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/01/22 23:35:09] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 05:32:38 toward level 65.
[11/02/22 03:31:30] tinyredlantern, calm-steam, w00ter, and Anna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/22 03:31:33] w00ter [329/695] has come upon Anna [1187/1271] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 08:43:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/02/22 07:14:12] w00ter [515/695] has challenged morb [9/953] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 00:42:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/02/22 08:14:12] w00ter [619/695] has challenged Ka [686/963] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 09:54:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/03/22 01:14:11] w00ter [37/695] has challenged Anna [14/1128] and battered them in combat! 6 days, 05:00:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/03/22 10:52:05] w00ter [460/695] has come upon kub [626/1137] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 02:34:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/03/22 12:14:11] w00ter [148/695] has challenged dclaw [73/1051] and pummelled him in combat! 5 days, 09:22:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/03/22 23:14:13] w00ter [558/695] has challenged tinyredlantern [317/758] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 18:35:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/04/22 02:14:12] morb [839/923] has challenged w00ter [227/695] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 12:57:50 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/04/22 20:14:11] w00ter [594/695] has challenged dirmaster0 [272/738] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 06:19:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/04/22 22:08:21] techDarko, coolacid, and w00ter [1751/2132] have team battled r0d3nt, Ka, and dirmaster0 [448/2889] and won! 0 days, 02:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 04:14:11] Phreaked [1044/1151] has challenged w00ter [363/695] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:06:40 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[11/05/22 05:14:12] dclaw [964/1051] has challenged w00ter [185/695] and crushed him in combat! 3 days, 09:30:58 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/05/22 12:14:12] w00ter [229/695] has challenged calm-steam [448/688] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:00:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/22 16:38:54] k, w00ter, coolacid, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/22 16:39:00] w00ter [45/695] has come upon k [235/1208] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 07:26:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/22 16:40:57] Phreaked, Ka, and dirmaster0 [1741/2885] have team battled w00ter, r0d3nt, and k [3015/3058] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/22 16:42:19] w00ter [314/695] has come upon coolacid [357/1113] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 09:29:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/07/22 04:05:09] w00ter grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 06:38:51 toward level 65.
[11/07/22 07:11:05] tinyredlantern [411/758] has come upon w00ter [0/696] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 21:43:23 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[11/07/22 09:14:13] w00ter [385/696] has challenged Anna [315/1128] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 19:02:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/07/22 15:14:12] w00ter [166/696] has challenged r0d3nt [153/1227] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 02:58:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/07/22 15:14:12] w00ter has dealt r0d3nt a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:13:08 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/07/22 17:02:17] tinyredlantern, w00ter, dclaw, and Ka have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/22 17:13:52] w00ter, Ka, and ngora [2128/2711] have team battled morb, r0d3nt, and dclaw [756/3173] and won! 1 day, 02:47:55 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/22 18:14:11] w00ter [429/696] has challenged Phreaked [679/1176] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/08/22 19:08:26] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/22 23:14:13] w00ter [380/696] has challenged techDarko [108/387] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 12:22:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/09/22 00:59:28] r0d3nt [79/1227] has challenged w00ter [162/696] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 07:25:07 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/09/22 04:14:13] dirmaster0 [616/738] has challenged w00ter [88/696] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 06:29:07 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/09/22 08:14:11] dclaw [315/1058] has challenged w00ter [507/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:23:36 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/10/22 07:14:11] morb [368/895] has challenged w00ter [92/696] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 16:05:22 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/10/22 17:14:13] w00ter [504/696] has challenged dirmaster0 [281/738] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 22:55:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/10/22 21:14:11] w00ter [172/696] has challenged kub [872/1137] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:00:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/11/22 08:18:34] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/22 09:58:53] w00ter bought a faster computer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 07:45:48 toward level 65.
[11/11/22 11:14:13] morb [340/895] has challenged w00ter [433/696] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 07:12:35 is added to morb's clock.
[11/11/22 13:14:12] k [1137/1208] has challenged w00ter [660/696] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:29:42 is removed from k's clock.
[11/13/22 10:14:11] w00ter [331/696] has challenged r0d3nt [944/1227] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:21:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/22 11:14:12] w00ter [668/696] has challenged Phreaked [1134/1176] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:08:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/22 14:14:12] kub [929/1137] has challenged w00ter [75/696] and crushed him in combat! 12 days, 17:51:52 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/13/22 16:14:11] w00ter [56/696] has challenged idleClaw [937/1228] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:03:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/22 16:37:06] w00ter was visited by a very pretty nymph. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 15:51:50 toward level 65.
[11/13/22 18:14:12] coolacid [216/1114] has challenged w00ter [53/696] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 09:32:35 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/17/22 16:14:12] r0d3nt [117/1227] has challenged w00ter [643/696] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:50:52 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/17/22 19:14:11] w00ter [195/696] has challenged kub [867/1114] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:28:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/17/22 22:04:23] w00ter got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 10:31:58 from level 65.
[11/17/22 22:14:13] dclaw [69/1058] has challenged w00ter [194/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:51:12 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/17/22 23:14:14] w00ter [503/696] has challenged r0d3nt [927/1227] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:09:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/18/22 01:14:12] w00ter [673/696] has challenged Ka [724/1035] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 10:44:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/26/22 23:14:12] w00ter [603/696] has challenged idleClaw [868/1246] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:39:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/27/22 00:14:13] w00ter [36/696] has challenged Anna [64/1102] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 11:27:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/27/22 00:38:24] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 19:45:27 toward level 65.
[11/27/22 02:14:12] w00ter [461/696] has challenged ngora [587/1031] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 16:40:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/27/22 06:14:13] w00ter [253/696] has challenged ngora [11/1031] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 05:24:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/27/22 10:14:11] r0d3nt [33/1266] has challenged w00ter [241/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:21:13 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/27/22 15:14:13] r0d3nt [754/1266] has challenged w00ter [64/696] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:08:59 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/27/22 17:14:12] r0d3nt [80/1266] has challenged w00ter [185/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:25:50 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[11/27/22 18:14:12] w00ter [230/696] has challenged r0d3nt [935/1266] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:25:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/27/22 23:14:13] morb [493/909] has challenged w00ter [341/696] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 04:44:28 is removed from morb's clock.
[11/28/22 01:14:11] w00ter [428/696] has challenged morb [451/909] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 08:42:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/28/22 07:52:24] w00ter, Anna, ngora, and morb have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/28/22 11:14:13] w00ter [27/696] has challenged Anna [642/1102] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:34:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/28/22 13:14:12] w00ter [183/696] has challenged morb [289/909] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:38:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/28/22 15:14:13] coolacid [672/1117] has challenged w00ter [644/696] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 15:30:32 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/28/22 17:14:11] Anna [94/1102] has challenged w00ter [244/696] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 00:31:19 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/29/22 01:14:11] Anna [790/1102] has challenged w00ter [439/696] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 05:31:37 is removed from Anna's clock.
[11/29/22 01:22:19] w00ter, Anna, techDarko, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/22 11:14:11] Anna [609/1102] has challenged w00ter [433/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 14:19:22 is removed from Anna's clock.
[11/29/22 18:14:12] Anna [296/1102] has challenged w00ter [675/696] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:08:14 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/30/22 00:14:11] coolacid [312/1117] has challenged w00ter [219/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 14:57:06 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/30/22 18:05:08] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/22 18:14:13] coolacid [704/1117] has challenged w00ter [305/696] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 03:09:46 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[11/30/22 18:35:50] w00ter was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 11:28:53 from level 65.
[11/30/22 19:14:11] morb [89/909] has challenged w00ter [259/696] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 20:27:28 is added to morb's clock.
[11/30/22 21:31:33] w00ter stepped on a rake. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 23:49:06 from level 65.
[12/01/22 04:14:13] w00ter [648/696] has challenged dclaw [61/1070] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 05:36:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/04/22 09:14:13] w00ter [243/696] has challenged ngora [865/1031] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:29:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/04/22 11:14:11] w00ter [584/696] has challenged ngora [425/1031] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 11:56:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/04/22 12:18:22] w00ter lost his mind. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 19:01:59 from level 65.
[12/04/22 13:14:12] dclaw [558/1070] has challenged w00ter [109/696] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 13:59:17 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/04/22 13:53:49] r0d3nt [912/1261] has come upon w00ter [270/696] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 17:12:05 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/04/22 13:53:49] r0d3nt has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:18:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/04/22 21:14:12] tinyredlantern [334/747] has challenged w00ter [490/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:56:59 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/05/22 08:14:12] w00ter [427/696] has challenged tinyredlantern [574/747] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:02:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/22 05:14:11] w00ter [587/696] has challenged r0d3nt [594/1261] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 07:11:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/22 06:14:13] techDarko [451/480] has challenged w00ter [318/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 11:50:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/06/22 07:14:13] w00ter [194/696] has challenged tinyredlantern [289/759] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 17:02:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/22 11:14:14] techDarko [337/480] has challenged w00ter [239/696] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 11:51:16 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/06/22 13:48:01] w00ter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 08:45:36 toward level 65.
[12/06/22 17:14:13] dclaw [454/1070] has challenged w00ter [346/696] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 16:14:52 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/06/22 21:14:13] Anna [71/1108] has challenged w00ter [48/696] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 15:31:50 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/07/22 06:14:13] morb [652/909] has challenged w00ter [170/696] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 06:39:21 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/07/22 10:14:13] dclaw [411/1070] has challenged w00ter [247/696] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 05:29:30 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/07/22 13:14:29] Phreaked, r0d3nt, w00ter, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/07/22 15:14:13] techDarko [161/480] has challenged w00ter [487/696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:08:03 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/07/22 21:14:11] w00ter [152/696] has challenged ngora [513/1031] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:01:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/08/22 00:14:11] dclaw [327/1070] has challenged w00ter [262/696] and pummelled him in combat! 5 days, 07:31:59 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/08/22 01:14:12] w00ter [398/696] has challenged r0d3nt [522/1261] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 05:57:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/08/22 04:14:12] w00ter [155/696] has challenged morb [399/909] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:23:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/08/22 06:14:13] coolacid [706/1120] has challenged w00ter [381/696] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 18:31:57 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[12/08/22 10:14:11] r0d3nt [837/1261] has challenged w00ter [586/696] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 01:12:28 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/08/22 11:14:12] dclaw [698/1070] has challenged w00ter [390/696] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 09:22:03 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[12/08/22 12:14:13] ngora [627/1031] has challenged w00ter [352/696] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 18:36:03 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/08/22 13:14:11] coolacid [6/1120] has challenged w00ter [679/696] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:16:50 is added to coolacid's clock.
[12/08/22 13:39:58] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 14:14:11] w00ter [229/696] has challenged coolacid [748/1120] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:16:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/08/22 15:14:12] ngora [152/1031] has challenged w00ter [187/696] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 12:15:53 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/08/22 20:14:11] ngora [979/1031] has challenged w00ter [95/696] and crushed him in combat! 6 days, 11:09:25 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/08/22 23:14:13] Anna [53/1108] has challenged w00ter [464/696] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:28 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/09/22 04:14:11] coolacid [584/1120] has challenged w00ter [559/696] and battered him in combat! 4 days, 15:53:51 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[12/09/22 11:14:13] Phreaked [211/1195] has challenged w00ter [370/696] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:37:35 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[12/09/22 18:14:12] r0d3nt [1128/1261] has challenged w00ter [238/696] and crushed him in combat! 1 day, 09:48:23 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/10/22 01:37:09] w00ter, ngora, techDarko, and dclaw have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/10/22 04:14:12] w00ter [27/696] has challenged Phreaked [666/1195] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:29:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/10/22 12:14:13] k [592/1252] has challenged w00ter [630/696] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:53:44 is added to k's clock.
[12/10/22 19:14:13] Anna [0/1108] has challenged w00ter [671/696] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:48:28 is added to Anna's clock.
[12/10/22 20:34:06] w00ter EXPLODED, somewhat.... This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 04:07:07 from level 65.
[12/10/22 22:00:27] w00ter [53/696] has come upon tinyredlantern [281/752] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 15:31:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/22 00:14:13] w00ter [59/696] has challenged Phreaked [817/1195] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 12:43:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/22 10:14:11] techDarko [183/477] has challenged w00ter [117/696] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 00:48:58 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/11/22 11:14:11] morb [638/909] has challenged w00ter [242/696] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 09:22:52 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/11/22 19:14:13] morb [446/909] has challenged w00ter [202/696] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 21:30:33 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/12/22 00:14:13] w00ter [21/696] has challenged tinyredlantern [660/733] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:53:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/12/22 02:14:12] w00ter [650/696] has challenged k [160/1252] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:55:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/12/22 07:14:12] Phreaked [67/1195] has challenged w00ter [565/696] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 08:56:48 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[12/12/22 16:18:48] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 14:20:12 toward level 65.
[12/13/22 03:14:13] w00ter [184/696] has challenged Phreaked [616/1195] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:20:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/13/22 07:14:11] w00ter [150/696] has challenged dclaw [912/1073] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 21:51:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/18/22 07:14:12] w00ter [644/696] has challenged k [610/1252] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 19:05:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/18/22 08:14:12] w00ter [566/696] has challenged ngora [99/1032] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 2 days, 22:50:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/18/22 10:14:11] techDarko [436/607] has challenged w00ter [385/696] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 23:46:13 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/18/22 20:14:12] Phreaked [1023/1195] has challenged w00ter [365/696] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:03:07 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/23/22 14:14:11] w00ter [457/696] has challenged techDarko [152/607] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 06:02:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/23/22 17:14:11] w00ter [43/696] has challenged r0d3nt [90/1255] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 01:59:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/24/22 02:14:11] tinyredlantern [458/732] has challenged w00ter [4/696] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 23:26:42 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/24/22 08:14:12] techDarko [551/607] has challenged w00ter [332/696] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:12:43 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[12/24/22 19:14:13] w00ter [666/696] has challenged techDarko [187/607] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:16:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/24/22 22:14:13] w00ter [459/696] has challenged ngora [742/1032] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:22:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/25/22 09:14:13] w00ter [139/696] has challenged Phreaked [1111/1195] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 21:29:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/25/22 14:14:11] dirmaster0 [704/736] has challenged w00ter [197/696] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:11:03 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/25/22 18:14:11] w00ter [184/696] has challenged Phreaked [168/1195] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 23:51:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/25/22 19:14:12] w00ter [457/696] has challenged coolacid [55/1120] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:08:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/25/22 19:14:12] In the fierce battle, coolacid dropped their level 302 Cluehammer of Doom! Your enemies are left with a sudden and intense clarity of mind... even as you relieve him of it.! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 151 Fury Colossal Sword! Your enemies' hatred is brought to a quick end as you arc your wrist, dealing the crushing blow. to coolacid
[12/25/22 21:06:09] w00ter was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 09:33:55 from level 65.
[12/26/22 02:14:11] Phreaked [762/1195] has challenged w00ter [136/862] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 11:47:40 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/26/22 06:14:12] w00ter [196/862] has challenged k [211/1275] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 17:37:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/26/22 07:14:13] w00ter [530/862] has challenged coolacid [359/969] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:23:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/26/22 07:14:13] w00ter has dealt coolacid a Critical Strike! 11 days, 18:53:00 is added to coolacid's clock.
[12/26/22 08:36:46] Phreaked, w00ter, ngora, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/22 04:14:13] w00ter [559/862] has challenged Phreaked [994/1195] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:14:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/22 09:14:13] w00ter [388/862] has challenged tinyredlantern [726/732] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/22 13:00:17] w00ter [807/862] has come upon Phreaked [149/1206] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:01:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/27/22 21:14:12] w00ter [272/862] has challenged idleClaw [938/1276] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 00:14:13] w00ter [33/862] has challenged Anna [204/1312] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:53:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 00:58:50] techDarko, Anna, and w00ter [1537/2781] have team battled coolacid, tinyredlantern, and r0d3nt [2905/2956] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/22 06:14:11] w00ter [109/862] has challenged Phreaked [950/1206] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:55:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 07:40:57] k, w00ter, Anna, and dclaw have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/28/22 09:14:11] w00ter [627/862] has challenged dirmaster0 [431/736] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:46:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 11:14:12] w00ter [531/862] has challenged tinyredlantern [91/732] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 12:14:13] w00ter [556/862] has challenged Anna [360/1312] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:36:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 15:14:13] Anna [900/1312] has challenged w00ter [581/862] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 08:33:51 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/28/22 23:05:07] w00ter [772/862] has challenged idleClaw [568/1276] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 05:40:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/22 23:09:20] w00ter and Anna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 06:14:12] ngora [451/1037] has challenged w00ter [822/862] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:45 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/29/22 13:14:12] Anna [1042/1312] has challenged w00ter [31/862] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 06:40:42 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/29/22 20:14:12] w00ter [347/862] has challenged kub [82/1119] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 18:35:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/30/22 01:14:12] w00ter [141/862] has challenged tinyredlantern [144/732] but is bruised in combat! 4 days, 14:39:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/30/22 03:14:11] coolacid [489/969] has challenged w00ter [392/862] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 13:00:14 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[12/30/22 04:08:11] tinyredlantern, w00ter, dirmaster0, and morb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/30/22 04:08:23] w00ter [80/862] has come upon morb [828/916] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 01:15:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/30/22 04:09:44] w00ter [57/862] has come upon tinyredlantern [502/732] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:17:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/30/22 08:14:13] morb [330/916] has challenged w00ter [193/862] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 06:00:07 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/30/22 11:14:11] kub [376/1119] has challenged w00ter [356/862] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 16:15:46 is removed from kub's clock.
[12/30/22 12:14:12] w00ter [41/862] has challenged ngora [287/1037] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 05:34:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/30/22 16:14:13] tinyredlantern [659/732] has challenged w00ter [123/862] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 08:19:47 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/30/22 20:37:57] w00ter spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! w00ter's level 91 Protectorate Plate Mail! Your enemies cower in fear as %their% attacks have no effect on you. loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/22 00:14:12] kub [1103/1119] has challenged w00ter [459/851] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:49:18 is removed from kub's clock.
[12/31/22 07:14:13] techDarko [221/620] has challenged w00ter [705/851] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:55:49 is added to techDarko's clock.
[12/31/22 12:14:12] tinyredlantern [247/732] has challenged w00ter [479/851] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 20:06:22 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/31/22 17:14:13] coolacid [129/969] has challenged w00ter [552/851] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:05:49 is added to coolacid's clock.
[01/01/23 11:50:10] w00ter [64/851] has come upon techDarko [525/620] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:46:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/01/23 16:14:13] coolacid [589/969] has challenged w00ter [53/851] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 03:14:48 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[01/02/23 02:14:13] coolacid [389/969] has challenged w00ter [254/851] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 07:46:58 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[01/02/23 03:28:50] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 07:14:12] w00ter [310/860] has challenged dirmaster0 [302/736] and bruised him in combat! 6 days, 06:16:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/02/23 08:14:13] Anna [171/1312] has challenged w00ter [757/860] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 10:35:43 is added to Anna's clock.
[01/02/23 12:14:12] w00ter [34/860] has challenged r0d3nt [106/1255] but is pummelled in combat! 8 days, 19:09:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/02/23 18:14:11] dclaw [957/1073] has challenged w00ter [291/860] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:39:32 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[01/03/23 07:14:13] dclaw [254/1073] has challenged w00ter [412/860] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 01:06:05 is added to dclaw's clock.
[01/16/23 09:14:11] coolacid [953/986] has challenged w00ter [249/860] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:21:05 is removed from coolacid's clock.
[01/16/23 19:14:13] w00ter [640/860] has challenged r0d3nt [1209/1221] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 00:41:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/16/23 20:14:12] Phreaked [1150/1209] has challenged w00ter [189/860] and crushed him in combat! 1 day, 05:27:20 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[01/16/23 20:14:12] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 51 shield! Phreaked picks it up, tossing their old level 50 shield to w00ter
[01/16/23 21:14:12] morb [791/922] has challenged w00ter [303/859] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:31:43 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/17/23 01:14:11] w00ter [177/859] has challenged techDarko [79/625] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 15:14:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/17/23 11:14:11] w00ter [776/859] has challenged idleClaw [320/1270] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 03:15:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/17/23 17:03:47] k, r0d3nt, w00ter, and ngora have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/17/23 18:14:11] Anna [1260/1332] has challenged w00ter [449/859] and crushed him in combat! 4 days, 17:03:32 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/11/23 23:03:27] w00ter [200/859] has challenged dirmaster0 [609/779] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:09:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/12/23 06:03:26] w00ter [498/859] has challenged Anna [582/1085] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 21:13:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/20/23 08:03:29] w00ter [30/859] has challenged dirmaster0 [757/1037] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 04:00:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/20/23 18:03:27] morb [706/1102] has challenged w00ter [70/859] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 23:41:54 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/20/23 19:03:29] w00ter [523/859] has challenged r0d3nt [230/1292] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 08:39:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/21/23 01:03:27] Phreaked [535/1042] has challenged w00ter [131/859] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:18:53 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[06/21/23 03:03:27] w00ter [636/859] has challenged dclaw [782/1237] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 07:32:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/21/23 05:38:33] tinyredlantern, w00ter, ngora, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/23 09:03:27] w00ter [418/859] has challenged dirmaster0 [642/1037] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 17:44:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/21/23 11:25:42] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 13:34:59 toward level 66.
[06/21/23 22:14:32] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 22:03:54 toward level 66.
[06/22/23 13:03:27] w00ter [74/859] has challenged k [833/1208] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 05:43:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/22/23 18:03:27] w00ter [644/859] has challenged idleClaw [404/1293] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 04:43:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/22/23 19:03:27] dclaw [34/1237] has challenged w00ter [332/859] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:29:07 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/22/23 20:11:39] tinyredlantern, Anna, and Phreaked [2740/2979] have team battled r0d3nt, w00ter, and morb [1199/3253] and won! 1 day, 15:28:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/23 21:03:27] w00ter [193/859] has challenged dirmaster0 [1006/1073] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 09:38:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/27/23 22:03:28] morb [798/1104] has challenged w00ter [737/859] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 13:58:07 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/28/23 01:03:29] tinyredlantern [236/825] has challenged w00ter [444/859] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:49:08 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[06/28/23 06:03:28] w00ter [607/859] has challenged tinyredlantern [32/825] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 09:25:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/28/23 10:03:27] k [874/1208] has challenged w00ter [107/859] and crushed him in combat! 15 days, 03:41:43 is removed from k's clock.
[06/29/23 04:03:28] techDarko [563/711] has challenged w00ter [574/862] but is battered in combat! 8 days, 16:03:08 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/29/23 07:41:13] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 08:02:48 toward level 66.
[06/29/23 16:03:29] w00ter [235/862] has challenged dirmaster0 [31/1073] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 21:48:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/29/23 18:23:25] Anna, morb, and bsdbandit [549/2614] have team battled w00ter, r0d3nt, and tinyredlantern [1796/2979] and lost! 0 days, 20:43:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/23 21:03:28] w00ter [104/862] has challenged r0d3nt [559/1292] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:13:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/23 23:03:28] w00ter [199/862] has challenged bsdbandit [233/525] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 03:52:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/30/23 00:00:14] Thereupon he stretched out his little finger and consumed w00ter with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 11:41:49 from level 66.
[06/30/23 06:03:27] tinyredlantern [614/825] has challenged w00ter [110/862] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 17:42:05 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[06/30/23 07:03:29] Anna [797/980] has challenged w00ter [339/862] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 14:49:33 is removed from Anna's clock.
[06/30/23 13:03:27] w00ter [37/862] has challenged bsdbandit [58/525] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 16:25:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/30/23 15:03:29] r0d3nt [345/1292] has challenged w00ter [785/862] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:14:38 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/30/23 22:03:29] w00ter [846/862] has challenged Anna [270/926] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 06:37:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/01/23 00:03:29] w00ter [760/862] has challenged Anna [746/926] and battered them in combat! 9 days, 07:26:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/01/23 05:19:46] r0d3nt, w00ter, and techDarko [2205/2865] have team battled tinyredlantern, dirmaster0, and morb [228/3050] and won! 5 days, 01:24:54 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/23 06:03:28] w00ter [515/862] has challenged r0d3nt [81/1292] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 19:13:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/01/23 12:03:28] w00ter [290/862] has challenged dclaw [1054/1237] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 08:22:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 06:03:29] dclaw [967/1237] has challenged w00ter [372/862] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 03:38:23 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/02/23 06:03:29] dclaw has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:11:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 07:35:19] w00ter [378/862] has come upon r0d3nt [1249/1292] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 23:30:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 07:38:16] w00ter [442/862] has come upon r0d3nt [1018/1292] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 09:56:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 12:03:29] w00ter [617/862] has challenged Anna [86/926] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 03:34:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 16:03:29] k [61/1208] has challenged w00ter [271/862] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 22:41:29 is added to k's clock.
[07/02/23 19:03:28] w00ter [101/862] has challenged dclaw [236/1237] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 21:12:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/23 20:03:27] techDarko [150/711] has challenged w00ter [197/862] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 19:29:37 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/03/23 00:03:27] calm-steam [36/932] has challenged w00ter [317/862] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:39 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[07/03/23 03:09:26] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 08:25:29] w00ter found kitten. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 04:53:37 toward level 66.
[07/03/23 10:30:19] tinyredlantern, ngora, and Phreaked [1601/2945] have team battled dirmaster0, dclaw, and w00ter [1926/3172] and lost! 0 days, 20:59:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 10:40:50] r0d3nt, w00ter, dirmaster0, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/23 13:03:29] w00ter [616/862] has challenged bsdbandit [296/525] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:17:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/04/23 01:03:29] morb [88/1156] has challenged w00ter [414/862] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 01:07:11 is added to morb's clock.
[07/04/23 03:03:29] techDarko [29/711] has challenged w00ter [673/862] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:03:13 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/04/23 05:56:30] k, Phreaked, r0d3nt, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/04/23 06:08:26] w00ter [29/862] has come upon Phreaked [44/1171] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 20:01:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/04/23 11:57:07] w00ter grew an extra leg. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 00:03:16 toward level 66.
[07/04/23 17:03:27] r0d3nt [1035/1292] has challenged w00ter [232/862] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 21:33:35 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/04/23 23:03:29] w00ter [347/862] has challenged Phreaked [346/1171] and chaffed them in combat! 1 day, 09:03:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/05/23 03:03:28] w00ter [186/862] has challenged r0d3nt [184/1292] and chaffed them in combat! 1 day, 06:46:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/05/23 12:03:27] w00ter [81/862] has challenged dirmaster0 [961/1073] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 14:09:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/05/23 15:03:27] r0d3nt [626/1292] has challenged w00ter [292/862] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 01:28:44 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/05/23 20:03:27] w00ter [291/862] has challenged k [329/1208] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:42:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/23 00:14:01] Phreaked, Anna, and r0d3nt [1022/3389] have team battled morb, tinyredlantern, and w00ter [2359/2843] and lost! 1 day, 20:03:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/23 04:03:29] w00ter [328/862] has challenged idleClaw [629/1293] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:55:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/23 05:57:12] dirmaster0, dclaw, and Phreaked [1199/3481] have team battled bsdbandit, w00ter, and Anna [1770/2321] and lost! 2 days, 13:42:46 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/23 06:28:28] k, tinyredlantern, bsdbandit, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/23 10:49:44] w00ter [513/862] has come upon calm-steam [160/938] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 11:45:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/06/23 12:57:59] Thereupon he stretched out his little finger and consumed w00ter with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 02:38:46 from level 66.
[07/06/23 14:03:29] w00ter [233/862] has challenged Phreaked [1001/1171] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 19:08:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/23 15:56:18] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:38:47 toward level 66.
[07/06/23 18:03:27] calm-steam [799/938] has challenged w00ter [94/862] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 18:39:31 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[07/07/23 03:03:28] w00ter [665/862] has challenged calm-steam [526/938] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:27:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/07/23 15:03:29] Phreaked [443/1171] has challenged w00ter [447/862] but is bruised in combat! 9 days, 01:50:10 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/07/23 21:03:29] w00ter [286/862] has challenged calm-steam [227/940] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/07/23 22:03:28] tinyredlantern [431/825] has challenged w00ter [716/862] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:48:40 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[07/08/23 17:03:29] w00ter [399/862] has challenged tinyredlantern [559/825] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:42:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/08/23 20:14:34] w00ter discovered a secret, underground passage. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:17:22 toward level 66.
[07/09/23 02:03:29] w00ter [318/862] has challenged ngora [854/949] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/09/23 03:42:54] techDarko [355/711] has challenged w00ter [662/862] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 04:32:18 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/09/23 04:59:02] tinyredlantern, techDarko, and bsdbandit [147/2078] have team battled r0d3nt, w00ter, and ngora [2621/3103] and lost! 0 days, 12:55:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/23 08:00:37] w00ter caught a unicorn. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 01:32:09 toward level 66.
[07/09/23 10:03:29] r0d3nt [1011/1292] has challenged w00ter [648/862] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:42:49 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/09/23 22:03:28] calm-steam [513/940] has challenged w00ter [629/862] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 20:36:55 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[07/10/23 08:03:27] w00ter [709/862] has challenged calm-steam [318/940] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:50:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/10/23 08:44:43] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/23 14:03:29] w00ter [655/862] has challenged tinyredlantern [418/825] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:02:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/10/23 15:45:21] w00ter was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 02:01:28 from level 66.
[07/10/23 19:43:29] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:05:01 toward level 66.
[07/10/23 20:03:27] bsdbandit [430/542] has challenged w00ter [571/862] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:44:53 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[07/10/23 22:03:30] Anna [77/926] has challenged w00ter [706/862] but is defeated in combat! 21 days, 22:30:01 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/11/23 00:03:27] w00ter [591/862] has challenged morb [924/1143] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:13:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/11/23 04:03:29] k [771/1226] has challenged w00ter [855/867] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 01:59:27 is added to k's clock.
[07/15/23 05:23:11] w00ter [194/867] has come upon Phreaked [994/1171] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:17:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/15/23 06:00:17] morb [943/1143] has challenged w00ter [815/867] and overpowered him in combat! 11 days, 20:51:30 is removed from morb's clock.
[07/15/23 12:03:28] w00ter [2/867] has challenged tinyredlantern [567/825] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:36:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/15/23 21:48:16] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 00:03:28] w00ter [368/867] has challenged k [87/1226] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:06:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/16/23 05:00:40] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster!. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:46:36 toward level 66.
[07/16/23 07:03:27] w00ter [123/867] has challenged Anna [307/920] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:10:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/23 09:03:29] w00ter [837/867] has challenged idleClaw [852/1293] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 06:05:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/23 12:11:48] w00ter [323/867] has come upon bsdbandit [182/573] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:01:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/16/23 13:03:59] Phreaked, bsdbandit, and ngora [145/2693] have team battled Anna, dclaw, and w00ter [1098/2975] and lost! 1 day, 00:59:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 15:03:28] w00ter [59/867] has challenged techDarko [385/742] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/23 17:03:27] calm-steam [559/946] has challenged w00ter [439/867] and overpowered him in combat! 9 days, 00:52:54 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[07/16/23 21:55:10] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 23:03:27] Anna [919/920] has challenged w00ter [521/867] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:39:09 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/17/23 02:02:43] w00ter and ngora have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/23 15:03:27] calm-steam [525/946] has challenged w00ter [841/867] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:08:28 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[07/17/23 22:03:27] w00ter [724/867] has challenged r0d3nt [575/1292] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 06:06:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/18/23 05:03:28] w00ter [454/867] has challenged Phreaked [1124/1171] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/18/23 07:03:27] tinyredlantern [345/825] has challenged w00ter [277/867] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 17:21:57 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[07/19/23 03:03:29] w00ter [34/867] has challenged morb [364/1143] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:44:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/23 00:03:29] w00ter [653/867] has challenged idleClaw [682/1293] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:20:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/23 02:03:28] dclaw [66/1188] has challenged w00ter [723/867] but is defeated in combat! 25 days, 16:18:15 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/20/23 05:03:29] r0d3nt [911/1292] has challenged w00ter [626/867] and defeated him in combat! 15 days, 04:35:19 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/20/23 06:48:18] dclaw [494/1188] has come upon w00ter [552/867] but is pummelled in combat! 29 days, 18:09:12 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/21/23 02:03:29] calm-steam [508/946] has challenged w00ter [53/867] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 04:09:23 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[07/21/23 17:03:28] w00ter [390/867] has challenged techDarko [725/742] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:57:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/25/23 07:03:29] Anna [516/957] has challenged w00ter [855/867] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:09:30 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/25/23 14:03:27] dirmaster0 [411/1090] has challenged w00ter [143/867] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:09:47 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/25/23 15:03:27] bsdbandit [280/577] has challenged w00ter [435/867] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 09:24:47 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[07/25/23 17:03:29] w00ter [681/867] has challenged Phreaked [298/1171] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/25/23 17:03:29] w00ter has dealt Phreaked a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:56:49 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[07/26/23 02:13:43] w00ter [291/867] has challenged dclaw [1021/1197] but is crushed in combat! 13 days, 17:22:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/26/23 08:03:27] w00ter [859/867] has challenged techDarko [521/748] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 21:25:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/26/23 20:26:07] w00ter got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 16:11:26 from level 67.
[07/27/23 01:03:29] dirmaster0 [1057/1090] has challenged w00ter [271/867] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 13:55:41 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/27/23 02:03:29] ngora [834/941] has challenged w00ter [801/867] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 00:54:44 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/27/23 06:03:29] w00ter [644/867] has challenged kub [72/1249] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 04:39:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/27/23 07:03:28] w00ter [498/867] has challenged k [981/1232] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 01:37:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/27/23 09:03:27] Anna [732/957] has challenged w00ter [264/867] and defeated him in combat! 16 days, 11:29:29 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/27/23 13:22:06] w00ter was bitten by a radioactive spider. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 08:18:18 toward level 67.
[07/27/23 14:02:55] techDarko, ngora, and Anna [858/2646] have team battled w00ter, dclaw, and bsdbandit [887/2641] and lost! 5 days, 03:29:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 14:03:28] k [438/1232] has challenged w00ter [25/867] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 16:10:45 is removed from k's clock.
[07/27/23 19:39:45] bsdbandit, morb, dclaw, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/23 02:03:27] w00ter [794/867] has challenged kub [78/1249] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 17:17:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/28/23 02:03:27] In the fierce battle, kub dropped their level 79 amulet! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 37 amulet to kub
[07/28/23 12:03:28] w00ter [398/914] has challenged kub [731/1203] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 11:45:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/28/23 14:03:28] w00ter [121/914] has challenged Anna [158/957] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 22:46:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/28/23 16:19:38] tinyredlantern [713/825] has come upon w00ter [746/914] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 02:51:41 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[07/28/23 16:19:47] w00ter [589/914] has come upon tinyredlantern [231/825] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 05:01:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/28/23 20:03:29] dclaw [651/1197] has challenged w00ter [58/914] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 23:50:52 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/28/23 21:03:29] bsdbandit [254/577] has challenged w00ter [607/914] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:17:03 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[07/28/23 22:03:28] morb [1116/1157] has challenged w00ter [903/914] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 12:03:15 is removed from morb's clock.
[07/29/23 13:03:28] Anna [78/957] has challenged w00ter [746/914] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:08:45 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/29/23 13:16:41] kub [475/1203] has come upon w00ter [116/914] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 04:35:14 is removed from kub's clock.
[07/29/23 16:03:28] dclaw [425/1197] has challenged w00ter [672/914] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:52:27 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/29/23 17:03:28] w00ter [836/914] has challenged ngora [734/760] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 06:07:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/30/23 03:03:28] dirmaster0 [207/1098] has challenged w00ter [458/914] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 19:58:59 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[07/30/23 10:03:28] w00ter [812/914] has challenged Phreaked [91/1171] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 16:29:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/30/23 11:03:28] w00ter [263/914] has challenged idleClaw [1216/1293] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 16:05:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/30/23 23:50:45] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 07:46:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 17 days, 16:27:23 toward level 67.
[07/31/23 13:55:42] dclaw and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 18:03:28] w00ter [448/914] has challenged kub [320/1200] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:02:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/31/23 18:03:28] In the fierce battle, kub dropped their level 65 ring! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 59 ring to kub
[07/31/23 20:45:04] techDarko, w00ter, and dirmaster0 [2246/2911] have team battled Anna, bsdbandit, and k [517/2766] and won! 1 day, 01:00:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/23 16:03:28] Phreaked [267/1171] has challenged w00ter [67/920] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 18:33:03 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/01/23 22:03:27] tinyredlantern [125/825] has challenged w00ter [565/920] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:56:45 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/02/23 09:03:29] w00ter [71/920] has challenged dclaw [6/1218] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 10:17:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/03/23 05:03:28] dirmaster0 [413/1098] has challenged w00ter [837/920] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:23:38 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/03/23 07:03:27] k [531/1232] has challenged w00ter [279/920] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 15:51:14 is removed from k's clock.
[08/03/23 07:03:27] k has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:18:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/03/23 15:03:27] k [565/1232] has challenged w00ter [581/920] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 14:13:50 is added to k's clock.
[08/03/23 23:03:28] w00ter [488/920] has challenged ngora [269/760] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 1 day, 22:34:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/04/23 02:31:07] Anna and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 10:03:28] w00ter [334/920] has challenged dclaw [1193/1218] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 09:30:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/04/23 15:03:27] w00ter [815/920] has challenged bsdbandit [214/577] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 18:29:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/04/23 15:03:27] w00ter has dealt bsdbandit a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:21:18 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/04/23 22:03:28] w00ter [361/920] has challenged k [440/1232] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 10:13:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/04/23 23:03:29] techDarko [610/897] has challenged w00ter [237/920] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 18:16:12 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/05/23 00:06:53] FeathersMcGraw [58/140] has challenged w00ter [681/920] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to FeathersMcGraw's clock.
[08/05/23 06:03:28] morb [366/1194] has challenged w00ter [178/920] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 05:06:55 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/05/23 06:35:25] dirmaster0, bsdbandit, and FeathersMcGraw [917/1815] have team battled kub, tinyredlantern, and w00ter [2393/2938] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/23 09:16:04] w00ter and dclaw have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 15:03:27] dclaw [567/1218] has challenged w00ter [34/920] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 16:31:02 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/05/23 16:03:27] k [317/1232] has challenged w00ter [75/920] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 03:21:48 is removed from k's clock.
[08/06/23 20:03:27] w00ter [892/920] has challenged idleClaw [255/1328] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:08:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/07/23 02:03:28] w00ter [611/920] has challenged bsdbandit [222/580] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/07/23 03:03:28] kub [675/1193] has challenged w00ter [618/920] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 04:56:01 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/07/23 07:03:29] bsdbandit [562/580] has challenged w00ter [621/920] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 00:03:04 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/07/23 09:03:29] bsdbandit [552/593] has challenged w00ter [761/920] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:09:34 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/07/23 11:03:28] dclaw [532/1218] has challenged w00ter [127/920] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 23:32:47 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/07/23 11:16:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 3 days, 15:22:15 toward level 67.
[08/07/23 21:03:27] w00ter [259/920] has challenged morb [599/1194] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/07/23 21:18:32] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/23 08:03:28] w00ter [26/920] has challenged techDarko [93/903] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 02:49:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/08/23 11:44:56] Phreaked [958/1171] has been forced to fight w00ter [626/920] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:51:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/08/23 18:22:48] FeathersMcGraw [225/396] has challenged w00ter [318/920] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:39:20 is added to FeathersMcGraw's clock.
[08/08/23 18:23:30] w00ter discovered caffeinated coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:59:22 toward level 67.
[08/09/23 00:03:29] w00ter [125/920] has challenged dclaw [732/1218] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:21:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 01:03:29] bsdbandit [187/593] has challenged w00ter [450/920] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:35:35 is added to bsdbandit's clock.
[08/09/23 02:36:01] Gopher [96/104] has challenged w00ter [888/920] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:17:11 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/09/23 04:51:35] w00ter was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:35:30 from level 67.
[08/09/23 05:03:27] w00ter [667/920] has challenged k [358/1232] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:52:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 05:24:27] FeathersMcGraw [298/396] has come upon w00ter [857/920] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:58 is added to FeathersMcGraw's clock.
[08/09/23 05:24:36] w00ter [535/920] has come upon FeathersMcGraw [80/396] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:23:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 10:35:17] w00ter [404/938] has challenged calm-steam [514/946] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 03:29:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 12:03:27] w00ter [380/938] has challenged bsdbandit [181/593] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 22:50:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 16:03:29] w00ter [889/938] has challenged ngora [417/760] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 12 days, 19:01:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/09/23 17:03:29] Anna [234/931] has challenged w00ter [890/938] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:31:04 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/09/23 22:03:28] techDarko [456/903] has challenged w00ter [258/938] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 19:03:04 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/09/23 23:03:28] morb [300/1219] has challenged w00ter [202/938] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 06:21:21 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/10/23 00:03:28] w00ter [688/938] has challenged Gopher [14/141] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 03:38:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/10/23 08:03:29] techDarko [254/903] has challenged w00ter [936/938] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:43:22 is added to techDarko's clock.
[08/10/23 13:03:27] tinyredlantern [252/854] has challenged w00ter [323/938] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 06:10:35 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/10/23 15:03:27] ngora [282/760] has challenged w00ter [820/938] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 06:07:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[08/10/23 18:03:29] w00ter [551/938] has challenged FeathersMcGraw [368/441] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 06:57:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/10/23 20:40:08] Gopher [51/176] has challenged w00ter [378/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:15:51 is added to Gopher's clock.
[08/11/23 05:03:27] w00ter [688/938] has challenged morb [1086/1219] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:51:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/11/23 09:03:27] w00ter [468/938] has challenged Anna [256/931] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 14:11:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/11/23 15:03:28] w00ter [581/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [362/854] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 19:59:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/11/23 23:03:27] calm-steam [447/934] has challenged w00ter [846/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:35 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[08/12/23 07:31:18] techDarko, dirmaster0, and tinyredlantern [1874/2855] have team battled w00ter, kub, and ngora [2324/2873] and lost! 2 days, 14:45:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/23 07:42:28] calm-steam [849/934] has challenged w00ter [627/938] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/13/23 07:36:01] FeathersMcGraw [457/488] has come upon w00ter [4/938] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 02:57:05 is removed from FeathersMcGraw's clock.
[08/13/23 08:03:28] w00ter [334/938] has challenged Gopher [191/226] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:34:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/13/23 15:03:29] w00ter [127/938] has challenged dirmaster0 [810/1098] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:08:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/13/23 18:49:18] tinyredlantern, calm-steam, and w00ter [1544/2726] have team battled Anna, kub, and dirmaster0 [671/3221] and won! 4 days, 11:04:23 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 21:03:28] calm-steam [589/934] has challenged w00ter [547/938] and pummelled him in combat! 3 days, 04:02:57 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/19/23 03:04:36] kub and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 14:03:27] w00ter [406/938] has challenged dclaw [808/1252] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:48:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/19/23 19:03:28] w00ter [455/938] has challenged dclaw [128/1252] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 20:42:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/23 21:10:23] w00ter [555/938] has come upon tinyredlantern [211/852] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 11:07:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/23 21:32:04] Anna [129/952] has come upon w00ter [230/938] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 15:56:04 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/19/23 22:05:28] dirmaster0 [583/1046] has come upon w00ter [391/938] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 21:59:12 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/20/23 00:03:27] ngora [721/760] has challenged w00ter [6/938] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 00:47:07 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/20/23 01:03:27] Anna [289/952] has challenged w00ter [174/938] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 08:19:13 is removed from Anna's clock.
[08/20/23 09:03:29] Phreaked [978/1173] has challenged w00ter [442/938] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 04:17:28 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/20/23 10:03:28] morb [980/1219] has challenged w00ter [503/938] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 01:14:53 is removed from morb's clock.
[08/20/23 14:03:27] w00ter [362/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [651/852] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:07:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/20/23 22:03:28] w00ter [180/938] has challenged kub [351/1168] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 09:17:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/21/23 02:03:29] k [816/1242] has challenged w00ter [8/938] and crushed him in combat! 20 days, 10:45:21 is removed from k's clock.
[08/21/23 07:03:27] w00ter [512/938] has challenged dclaw [41/1252] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 17:58:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/22/23 06:03:29] calm-steam [563/934] has challenged w00ter [366/938] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:26:31 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/22/23 15:01:47] morb, tinyredlantern, and w00ter [510/3031] have team battled dirmaster0, calm-steam, and Anna [1194/2932] and lost! 0 days, 02:17:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/23 18:03:27] w00ter [288/938] has challenged ngora [755/760] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:56:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/23/23 03:03:27] w00ter [682/938] has challenged calm-steam [394/936] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 19:47:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/23/23 09:03:28] calm-steam [904/936] has challenged w00ter [231/938] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:09:36 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/23/23 10:03:27] ngora [525/760] has challenged w00ter [432/938] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 14:46:11 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/23/23 16:03:28] calm-steam [399/942] has challenged w00ter [21/938] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 10:59:57 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[08/23/23 18:50:25] w00ter got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 04:02:46 from level 68.
[08/23/23 21:03:28] Anna [113/952] has challenged w00ter [596/938] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:03:36 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/23/23 23:03:27] code [272/804] has challenged w00ter [285/938] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 13:41:33 is added to code's clock.
[08/24/23 00:03:27] w00ter [350/938] has challenged kub [1090/1168] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 21:10:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/24/23 04:04:45] w00ter [268/938] has come upon morb [72/1241] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:39:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/24/23 08:03:27] w00ter [351/938] has challenged idleClaw [393/1380] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 16:06:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/24/23 12:03:28] Anna [482/952] has challenged w00ter [663/938] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 02:14:34 is added to Anna's clock.
[08/24/23 13:03:28] dclaw [430/1252] has challenged w00ter [388/938] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 04:03:38 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/24/23 13:46:34] ngora and w00ter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 18:03:27] k [815/1242] has challenged w00ter [642/938] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 14:48:55 is removed from k's clock.
[09/06/23 19:03:29] ngora [221/762] has challenged w00ter [635/938] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:32:10 is added to ngora's clock.
[09/07/23 05:08:01] w00ter stopped using dial-up. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 05:52:18 toward level 68.
[09/07/23 15:03:28] kub [286/1186] has challenged w00ter [210/938] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 05:50:20 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/07/23 19:03:27] w00ter [908/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [291/1020] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 06:18:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/08/23 01:03:27] w00ter [4/938] has challenged dirmaster0 [359/1058] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 20:15:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/08/23 08:03:28] morb [1124/1241] has challenged w00ter [92/938] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 02:28:42 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/08/23 10:04:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth and the blessed hand of God carried w00ter 71 days, 03:18:29 toward level 68.
[09/08/23 17:49:42] w00ter bribed the local IRPG administrator. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 14:19:08 toward level 68.
[09/09/23 00:03:28] w00ter [393/938] has challenged k [8/1240] and defeated them in combat! 28 days, 07:21:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/09/23 00:28:15] k [371/1240] has come upon w00ter [309/938] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 02:57:56 is removed from k's clock.
[09/09/23 06:03:27] Anna [783/924] has challenged w00ter [732/938] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 01:59:23 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/09/23 08:03:27] kub [995/1186] has challenged w00ter [758/938] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 01:15:43 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/09/23 11:03:29] Anna [287/924] has challenged w00ter [932/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:16 is added to Anna's clock.
[09/12/23 04:03:28] w00ter [363/938] has challenged k [982/1240] but is defeated in combat! 27 days, 02:54:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/12/23 04:35:01] w00ter was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 9 days, 11:46:42 toward level 68.
[09/12/23 05:03:28] morb [846/1241] has challenged w00ter [202/938] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 12:17:28 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/13/23 13:29:17] morb [569/1241] has come upon w00ter [227/938] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 06:49:36 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/13/23 19:03:27] w00ter [587/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [199/1020] and defeated them in combat! 20 days, 13:19:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/13/23 19:18:55] w00ter [559/938] has come upon morb [391/1241] and overpowered them in combat! 22 days, 15:49:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/13/23 19:19:01] w00ter [272/938] has come upon morb [799/1241] but is defeated in combat! 17 days, 21:37:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/14/23 01:03:27] w00ter [784/938] has challenged dclaw [588/1228] and overpowered him in combat! 25 days, 17:25:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/14/23 10:03:29] w00ter [650/938] has challenged morb [735/1241] but is overpowered in combat! 16 days, 03:05:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/14/23 13:03:28] w00ter [416/938] has challenged ngora [528/764] but is overpowered in combat! 20 days, 10:01:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/14/23 16:19:22] w00ter was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed him 6 days, 18:50:52 from level 68.
[09/20/23 02:03:28] w00ter realises that he is doing something terribly wrong with his life, and desires to take a step back start again. w00ter returns to restart level 66 with a clean slate.
[09/20/23 07:03:27] w00ter [501/938] has challenged ngora [335/786] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 12 days, 12:49:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/20/23 11:03:27] w00ter [728/938] has challenged Anna [892/924] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 01:38:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/23 14:03:27] w00ter [712/938] has challenged Anna [865/924] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 19:17:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/23 21:03:27] w00ter [369/938] has challenged Anna [363/924] and bruised them in combat! 17 days, 04:22:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/21/23 00:03:29] w00ter [495/938] has challenged Anna [168/924] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 20:31:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/21/23 09:14:43] w00ter was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 16:08:51 from level 67.
[09/21/23 11:03:27] w00ter [331/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [490/1020] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 22:23:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/23 12:03:29] Phreaked [244/1177] has challenged w00ter [801/938] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:31:10 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[09/21/23 12:17:00] code [762/831] has come upon w00ter [268/938] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 06:13:41 is removed from code's clock.
[09/22/23 01:03:29] w00ter [911/938] has challenged calm-steam [956/962] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 01:40:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/23 05:03:28] w00ter [528/938] has challenged tinyredlantern [501/1020] and pummelled them in combat! 9 days, 04:27:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/22/23 11:03:29] w00ter [116/938] has challenged techDarko [895/1158] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 05:50:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/23 11:42:57] w00ter found a one-time-use spell of quickness. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 01:10:15 toward level 67.
[09/22/23 12:43:21] w00ter and kub have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/23 21:15:36] street [99/188] has challenged w00ter [381/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:23 is added to street's clock.
[09/23/23 14:03:29] k [684/1247] has challenged w00ter [620/938] and pummelled him in combat! 14 days, 17:58:43 is removed from k's clock.
[09/23/23 16:03:27] code [685/831] has challenged w00ter [39/938] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 17:59:04 is removed from code's clock.
[09/23/23 19:03:27] w00ter [243/938] has challenged dclaw [180/1237] and pummelled him in combat! 11 days, 08:28:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/23/23 21:03:27] w00ter [872/938] has challenged ngora [575/786] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 7 days, 11:23:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/24/23 04:03:28] techDarko [37/1158] has challenged w00ter [382/938] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:59:39 is added to techDarko's clock.
[09/24/23 05:13:19] Phreaked [141/1177] has come upon w00ter [263/938] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 20:09:11 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[09/24/23 11:03:27] w00ter [387/938] has challenged idleClaw [141/1380] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 04:24:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/24/23 16:29:34] w00ter sharpened the edge of his weapon! w00ter's level 302 Cluehammer of Doom! Your enemies are left with a sudden and intense clarity of mind... even as you relieve %them% of it. gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/23 23:03:29] w00ter [395/971] has challenged k [800/1247] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:24:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/25/23 02:03:29] ngora [755/786] has challenged w00ter [696/971] and pummelled him in combat! 12 days, 23:00:11 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/25/23 02:44:48] street [108/215] has challenged w00ter [91/971] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from street's clock.
[09/25/23 08:03:29] w00ter [588/971] has challenged code [475/1005] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:38:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/25/23 11:03:27] Phreaked [531/1177] has challenged w00ter [171/971] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 19:53:10 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[09/25/23 17:03:29] w00ter [390/971] has challenged calm-steam [537/788] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 00:12:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/23 00:03:27] calm-steam [960/1020] has challenged w00ter [500/971] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 02:16:58 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[10/01/23 03:03:27] w00ter [66/971] has challenged tinyredlantern [75/1020] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 01:17:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/01/23 16:03:28] w00ter [950/971] has challenged street [85/246] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 11:05:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/01/23 17:03:27] dclaw [812/1258] has challenged w00ter [48/971] and crushed him in combat! 8 days, 14:30:19 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/02/23 01:03:27] w00ter [942/971] has challenged ctrl-c [19/181] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 17:11:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/02/23 15:03:29] Anna [803/919] has challenged w00ter [101/971] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 07:49:42 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/02/23 22:35:20] kub, dirmaster0, w00ter, and calm-steam have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/23 22:36:39] w00ter [583/971] has come upon kub [763/936] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 18:41:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/03/23 05:19:53] w00ter had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 19:02:43 toward level 67.
[10/03/23 10:24:33] Drkmirror [202/391] has challenged w00ter [929/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:21 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[10/03/23 21:00:44] r0d3nt, w00ter, calm-steam, and Anna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/23 04:03:28] w00ter [22/971] has challenged k [589/1247] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:54:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/04/23 07:03:27] morb [191/1241] has challenged w00ter [192/971] but is chaffed in combat! 1 day, 07:40:27 is added to morb's clock.
[10/04/23 08:03:27] w00ter [459/971] has challenged morb [1040/1241] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:42:57 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/04/23 11:03:28] calm-steam [781/1020] has challenged w00ter [764/971] and battered him in combat! 6 days, 11:00:21 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[10/04/23 12:03:28] morb [1142/1241] has challenged w00ter [817/971] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 15:12:49 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/04/23 19:03:28] w00ter [405/971] has challenged dclaw [567/1258] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 17:18:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/23 04:04:24] ctrl-c [189/237] has come upon w00ter [800/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:55 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/05/23 05:01:54] w00ter [77/971] has come upon code [243/1005] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 08:27:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/23 05:52:03] calm-steam [855/1020] has challenged w00ter [597/971] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 02:44:51 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[10/05/23 09:03:41] w00ter cleared all 11 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 10:02:15 toward level 67.
[10/05/23 11:52:03] w00ter [864/971] has challenged dclaw [903/1258] but is pummelled in combat! 6 days, 16:58:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/23 15:52:01] Anna [342/919] has challenged w00ter [259/971] and overpowered him in combat! 22 days, 10:16:58 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/05/23 16:52:01] w00ter [406/971] has challenged k [1095/1247] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 07:58:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/23 19:51:34] ctrl-c [157/268] has challenged w00ter [59/971] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 02:39:19 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/05/23 20:52:03] w00ter [830/971] has challenged dclaw [936/1258] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 08:57:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/05/23 22:52:02] ngora [585/786] has challenged w00ter [593/971] but is bruised in combat! 4 days, 22:01:27 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/06/23 06:52:01] w00ter [475/971] has challenged dclaw [162/1258] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 20:42:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/06/23 08:52:02] w00ter [939/971] has challenged street [219/288] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 11:10:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/06/23 11:52:01] w00ter [262/971] has challenged code [677/1005] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:49:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/06/23 13:52:01] w00ter [558/971] has challenged Anna [682/919] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 06:41:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/06/23 16:52:03] w00ter [327/977] has challenged street [162/315] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 14:44:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/06/23 21:26:47] w00ter [478/977] has come upon Anna [208/919] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 22:50:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/07/23 04:34:05] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 03:12:10 toward level 67.
[10/07/23 19:52:03] Anna [49/919] has challenged w00ter [292/977] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 14:57:33 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/13/23 14:35:07] w00ter learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 02:49:49 toward level 67.
[10/14/23 01:52:02] w00ter [769/977] has challenged k [447/1247] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 18:20:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/14/23 08:24:16] w00ter got paid to consult on fixing healthcare.gov. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 03:37:23 toward level 67.
[10/14/23 09:12:00] w00ter [219/977] has come upon dclaw [1077/1258] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 11:00:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/14/23 10:30:16] calm-steam [541/1020] has challenged w00ter [375/977] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from calm-steam's clock.
[10/14/23 10:36:20] Dennis Ritchie thinks that w00ter is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 4 days, 15:07:16 toward level 67.
[10/14/23 12:52:02] w00ter [62/977] has challenged Phreaked [307/1177] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:27:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/14/23 18:52:03] dclaw [196/1258] has challenged w00ter [904/977] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:33:15 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/15/23 00:52:03] dclaw [559/1258] has challenged w00ter [215/977] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 05:28:27 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/15/23 02:52:03] w00ter [895/977] has challenged street [288/344] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:58:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/15/23 03:41:47] ngora, tinyredlantern, street, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/23 16:48:34] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 21:59:20 toward level 67.
[10/15/23 16:52:01] code [217/1014] has challenged w00ter [629/977] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 21:23:04 is added to code's clock.
[10/15/23 20:52:01] kub [417/959] has challenged w00ter [484/977] but is pummelled in combat! 4 days, 09:53:41 is added to kub's clock.
[10/16/23 03:52:01] tinyredlantern [544/1026] has challenged w00ter [71/977] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 01:10:04 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/16/23 12:52:04] w00ter [166/977] has challenged techDarko [74/1176] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 01:17:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/17/23 02:52:02] w00ter [35/977] has challenged dclaw [310/1258] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:11:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/17/23 02:55:32] r0d3nt, techDarko, code, and w00ter have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/17/23 04:52:01] w00ter [429/977] has challenged k [436/1226] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 19:10:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/17/23 05:52:01] code [276/1014] has challenged w00ter [88/977] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 20:02:52 is removed from code's clock.
[10/17/23 12:52:01] techDarko [836/1176] has challenged w00ter [210/977] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 04:21:32 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/17/23 20:52:01] k [492/1226] has challenged w00ter [32/977] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 03:01:08 is removed from k's clock.
[10/18/23 01:16:14] w00ter founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 04:23:39 toward level 67.
[10/18/23 11:50:30] w00ter hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 09:11:00 toward level 67.
[10/18/23 20:52:03] w00ter [558/977] has challenged ctrl-c [303/375] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:05:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/19/23 01:52:02] dclaw [743/1248] has challenged w00ter [488/977] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 19:05:45 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/19/23 07:52:01] w00ter [555/977] has challenged Anna [283/919] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:32:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/19/23 07:53:43] street [77/417] has challenged w00ter [888/977] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:45:49 is added to street's clock.
[10/19/23 14:52:03] w00ter [126/977] has challenged Anna [673/919] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:12:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/19/23 19:52:03] w00ter [248/977] has challenged calm-steam [761/1020] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:18:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/23 02:20:04] ngora, w00ter, and morb [1715/3004] have team battled techDarko, ctrl-c, and tinyredlantern [896/2559] and won! 1 day, 15:44:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/20/23 02:52:01] tinyredlantern [917/1026] has challenged w00ter [689/977] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 13:38:35 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/20/23 09:52:03] w00ter [743/977] has challenged idleClaw [1130/1380] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:08:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/23 10:50:26] w00ter discovered new optimisation flags for his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 09:56:16 toward level 67.
[10/21/23 03:52:02] tinyredlantern [935/1026] has challenged w00ter [649/977] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:36:29 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/21/23 04:52:02] techDarko [1082/1170] has challenged w00ter [890/977] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 17:33:02 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/21/23 06:06:48] w00ter couldn't use 25 sticky keys on his keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 15:00:22 from level 67.
[10/21/23 07:52:01] w00ter [115/977] has challenged k [69/1226] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 13:25:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/21/23 09:08:14] w00ter [308/977] has come upon morb [786/1241] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:24:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/21/23 10:52:01] w00ter [820/977] has challenged techDarko [731/1170] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:03:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/21/23 11:52:03] k [843/1226] has challenged w00ter [126/977] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 07:45:21 is removed from k's clock.
[10/21/23 21:52:01] code [781/1014] has challenged w00ter [685/977] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 22:03:30 is removed from code's clock.
[10/22/23 00:04:17] w00ter did 'emerge -u world' in his gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 10:02:29 from level 67.
[10/22/23 00:52:03] ngora [618/786] has challenged w00ter [777/977] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 03:15:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/22/23 01:52:03] w00ter [871/977] has challenged code [269/1014] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:33:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/22/23 14:04:10] k [654/1226] has come upon w00ter [376/977] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 11:54:20 is removed from k's clock.
[10/22/23 21:52:01] w00ter [80/977] has challenged dirmaster0 [361/1066] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:44:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/23/23 04:52:01] code [275/1020] has challenged w00ter [604/977] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:31:22 is added to code's clock.
[10/23/23 10:32:02] w00ter, ngora, and kub [916/2727] have team battled dclaw, calm-steam, and r0d3nt [1943/3538] and lost! 0 days, 11:50:09 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/23 00:21:42] Dijkstra frowned upon w00ter and his haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed him 0 days, 12:56:54 from level 67.
[10/24/23 01:52:02] ngora [428/786] has challenged w00ter [285/977] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 08:11:25 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/24/23 02:52:02] tinyredlantern [382/1026] has challenged w00ter [443/977] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 19:24:37 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/24/23 03:52:01] w00ter [408/977] has challenged street [258/418] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/24/23 12:52:02] techDarko [547/1170] has challenged w00ter [284/977] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 17:48:06 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/24/23 14:44:07] morb, dclaw, w00ter, and Anna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/24/23 14:52:02] w00ter [830/977] has challenged r0d3nt [879/1270] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 12:29:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/23 19:52:03] w00ter [742/977] has challenged idleClaw [1026/1380] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/25/23 02:52:01] techDarko [1000/1170] has challenged w00ter [737/977] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 05:02:01 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[10/25/23 04:52:01] dclaw [262/1248] has challenged w00ter [374/977] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 00:31:10 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/25/23 12:52:01] w00ter [342/977] has challenged street [121/418] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 05:19:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/25/23 14:52:01] dclaw [741/1248] has challenged w00ter [32/977] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 03:30:57 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/26/23 07:52:02] w00ter [57/977] has challenged Anna [278/908] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:26:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/26/23 13:52:01] w00ter [629/977] has challenged kub [472/964] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 14:35:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/26/23 16:52:03] w00ter [944/977] has challenged k [785/1255] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/27/23 00:27:22] dirmaster0, calm-steam, w00ter, and Anna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/23 07:27:36] dclaw, Phreaked, and w00ter [3044/3402] have team battled tinyredlantern, Anna, and morb [1271/3175] and won! 0 days, 02:37:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 08:01:57] calm-steam, street, and kub [1966/2402] have team battled w00ter, dirmaster0, and tinyredlantern [237/3069] and won! 0 days, 00:33:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 17:52:01] techDarko [333/1170] has challenged w00ter [891/977] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:29 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/27/23 17:56:49] w00ter [882/977] has challenged Anna [337/908] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 23:07:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/28/23 09:52:03] techDarko [318/1170] has challenged w00ter [956/977] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:36 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/28/23 16:18:02] k, techDarko, dirmaster0, and w00ter have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/23 02:03:04] ctrl-c [181/378] has challenged w00ter [80/977] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 11:42:54 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/29/23 08:52:02] w00ter [50/977] has challenged morb [489/1241] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:46:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/29/23 11:52:03] morb [963/1241] has challenged w00ter [514/977] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 05:45:53 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/29/23 12:54:14] w00ter got locked out of Google+. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 22:18:59 from level 68.
[10/30/23 00:52:03] ngora [341/786] has challenged w00ter [777/977] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:15:57 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/30/23 03:52:02] w00ter [416/977] has challenged morb [624/1241] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 07:49:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/30/23 07:52:01] kub [107/964] has challenged w00ter [594/977] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:53:00 is added to kub's clock.
[10/30/23 08:46:22] morb, ngora, dclaw, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/31/23 00:52:01] w00ter [194/977] has challenged Anna [737/908] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:32:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/31/23 07:52:02] kub [250/964] has challenged w00ter [759/977] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:43:08 is added to kub's clock.
[10/31/23 12:52:03] dclaw [221/1279] has challenged w00ter [379/977] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 04:46:15 is added to dclaw's clock.
[10/31/23 12:58:52] w00ter cracked Bill Gates' password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 02:57:59 toward level 68.
[12/04/23 06:52:03] w00ter [344/977] has challenged dirmaster0 [1140/1255] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 13:45:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/04/23 08:52:02] w00ter [264/977] has challenged Flier [273/314] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 22:32:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/04/23 11:52:02] w00ter [29/977] has challenged k [861/1121] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 00:18:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/05/23 21:52:01] w00ter [861/977] has challenged Dent [163/457] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:29:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 04:52:01] w00ter [626/977] has challenged ctrl-c [60/422] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:02:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 05:52:01] w00ter [22/977] has challenged tinyredlantern [484/1050] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:02:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 08:52:01] w00ter [818/977] has challenged ctrl-c [319/422] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 19:41:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 09:52:01] calm-steam [269/1020] has challenged w00ter [702/977] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:57:10 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[12/06/23 10:52:01] w00ter [916/977] has challenged calm-steam [938/1020] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 08:13:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 11:52:03] w00ter [75/977] has challenged ctrl-c [397/422] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:44:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 16:05:19] w00ter couldn't use 29 sticky keys on his keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 05:39:49 from level 68.
[12/06/23 18:09:11] w00ter [211/977] has come upon calm-steam [775/1020] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:48:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/06/23 20:52:03] w00ter [965/977] has challenged dirmaster0 [459/1255] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 17:24:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/07/23 04:55:49] w00ter and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[12/07/23 11:27:02] w00ter got locked out of Google+. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 22:38:36 from level 68.
[12/07/23 12:49:10] w00ter left his laptop on the back seat of his car while shopping. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 06:42:09 from level 68.
[12/07/23 12:52:01] w00ter [725/977] has challenged intro [265/410] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:48:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/07/23 13:52:01] r0d3nt [1187/1270] has challenged w00ter [582/977] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 21:29:13 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/08/23 01:04:08] w00ter, dirmaster0, k, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/08/23 01:52:03] w00ter [465/977] has challenged r0d3nt [1181/1270] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:27:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/08/23 02:32:40] dirmaster0, w00ter, and r0d3nt [3174/3502] have team battled tinyredlantern, code, and Anna [1900/3040] and won! 0 days, 19:18:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 11:46:01] w00ter installed on-the-fly compression, boosting his hard disk! w00ter's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/08/23 13:52:01] ctrl-c [159/422] has challenged w00ter [501/985] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:24 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/09/23 03:19:15] w00ter, code, Phreaked, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/09/23 09:52:03] dirmaster0 [1029/1255] has challenged w00ter [724/985] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 21:33:59 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[12/09/23 19:29:29] k, w00ter, and Flier [1709/2539] have team battled calm-steam, code, and ctrl-c [1062/2424] and won! 0 days, 11:11:07 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 20:52:02] w00ter [643/985] has challenged intro [175/410] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:21:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/10/23 08:52:03] w00ter [642/985] has challenged Dent [535/576] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/11/23 00:09:08] morb [164/1135] has come upon w00ter [709/985] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:06:59 is added to morb's clock.
[12/11/23 01:56:23] w00ter, dirmaster0, r0d3nt, and Phreaked have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/11/23 04:52:02] w00ter [674/985] has challenged r0d3nt [950/1270] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:54:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/23 07:52:03] w00ter [688/985] has challenged Phreaked [490/1192] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 08:54:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/11/23 10:52:02] w00ter [537/985] has challenged morb [693/1135] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:34:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/23 18:52:04] w00ter [56/985] has challenged tinyredlantern [790/1050] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 01:05:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/11/23 19:52:03] w00ter [795/985] has challenged Phreaked [780/1192] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 10:19:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/12/23 05:53:34] w00ter cracked his neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 05:57:19 toward level 68.
[12/12/23 15:52:02] w00ter [592/985] has challenged Anna [345/1015] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:47:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/12/23 21:52:03] w00ter [487/985] has challenged kub [447/970] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 22:54:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/13/23 02:52:02] w00ter [356/985] has challenged k [721/1232] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:12:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/13/23 13:52:04] w00ter [545/985] has challenged ngora [246/943] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 17:08:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/13/23 14:18:21] w00ter cleared all 376 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 06:38:18 toward level 68.
[12/13/23 17:52:03] calm-steam [669/1020] has challenged w00ter [671/985] but is chaffed in combat! 0 days, 12:25:40 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[12/13/23 20:52:03] dclaw [49/1292] has challenged w00ter [688/985] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 04:13:07 is added to dclaw's clock.
[12/14/23 17:52:04] tinyredlantern [654/1057] has challenged w00ter [822/985] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 15:33:51 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/15/23 00:47:14] calm-steam, w00ter, Phreaked, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/15/23 15:12:33] w00ter [423/985] has challenged r0d3nt [163/1270] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 04:53:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/15/23 21:52:02] morb [938/1135] has challenged w00ter [47/985] and crushed him in combat! 1 day, 07:20:35 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/16/23 03:52:03] w00ter [39/985] has challenged code [710/982] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 10:41:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/16/23 10:52:02] ngora [115/943] has challenged w00ter [724/985] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:46:03 is added to ngora's clock.
[12/16/23 11:52:02] ctrl-c [100/422] has challenged w00ter [656/985] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:44:36 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/16/23 12:52:04] w00ter [39/985] has challenged code [533/982] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 23:29:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/16/23 13:52:03] w00ter [688/985] has challenged kub [341/970] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 08:46:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/17/23 01:52:02] morb [843/1135] has challenged w00ter [665/985] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 01:08:31 is removed from morb's clock.
[12/17/23 06:49:59] Phreaked [441/1192] has challenged w00ter [112/985] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 06:58:56 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/17/23 08:52:04] Phreaked [613/1192] has challenged w00ter [750/985] but is overpowered in combat! 11 days, 00:24:34 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[12/17/23 12:58:09] w00ter 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 17:06:50 toward level 69.
[12/17/23 17:31:02] w00ter got fooled into following a goatse link. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 09:04:41 from level 69.
[12/17/23 22:50:56] code, Dent, w00ter, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/18/23 01:52:02] w00ter [664/985] has challenged code [567/982] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 10:38:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/18/23 02:52:02] Anna [741/1015] has challenged w00ter [565/985] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 09:05:28 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/18/23 02:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his 20.5 TB hard disk! Anna picks it up, tossing their old 19.0 TB hard disk to w00ter
[12/18/23 06:52:02] w00ter [505/982] has challenged ctrl-c [249/431] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 23:58:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/18/23 12:52:03] k [183/1240] has challenged w00ter [158/982] and battered him in combat! 6 days, 12:37:28 is removed from k's clock.
[12/18/23 14:31:41] kub [396/970] has come upon w00ter [968/982] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:33:11 is added to kub's clock.
[12/18/23 20:52:02] w00ter [712/982] has challenged k [959/1240] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:23:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/18/23 21:22:35] w00ter and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[12/19/23 05:19:26] r0d3nt [238/1277] has come upon w00ter [194/982] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 17:01:34 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/19/23 14:52:04] w00ter [432/982] has challenged dirmaster0 [1171/1255] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 13:39:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/19/23 15:52:03] w00ter [116/982] has challenged dirmaster0 [1203/1255] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 09:13:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/20/23 03:09:07] w00ter [393/982] has come upon ctrl-c [110/431] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 19:56:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/20/23 10:52:02] w00ter [979/982] has challenged Dent [278/598] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 01:36:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/20/23 11:52:02] w00ter [806/982] has challenged code [659/982] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 05:41:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/20/23 13:52:04] Phreaked [891/1197] has challenged w00ter [438/982] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 16:31:07 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/20/23 17:34:07] kub, w00ter, dirmaster0, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/23 18:52:03] w00ter [337/982] has challenged Anna [453/1018] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:06:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/21/23 09:52:03] k [1133/1240] has challenged w00ter [824/982] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 08:12:45 is removed from k's clock.
[12/21/23 19:31:02] Anna [733/1018] has come upon w00ter [6/982] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 19:06:14 is removed from Anna's clock.
[12/21/23 19:52:04] w00ter [925/982] has challenged Flier [45/437] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 22:38:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/22/23 02:52:04] w00ter [823/982] has challenged kub [748/970] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 22:56:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/22/23 03:41:42] Dent [391/615] has challenged w00ter [348/982] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 19:25:43 is removed from Dent's clock.
[12/22/23 14:18:59] tinyredlantern, Anna, and Dent [2597/2699] have team battled k, ctrl-c, and w00ter [196/2653] and won! 0 days, 16:50:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/23 15:52:03] w00ter [15/982] has challenged Anna [265/1018] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:09:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/23/23 04:42:13] tinyredlantern, dirmaster0, and code [276/3303] have team battled w00ter, techDarko, and r0d3nt [2954/3439] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 09:52:02] w00ter [533/982] has challenged Flier [236/437] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 12:00:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/23/23 14:52:03] w00ter [579/982] has challenged code [12/982] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:36:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/23/23 14:52:03] In the fierce battle, code dropped their the Deathstation 3139 modem! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old 11008 kbps ADSL modem to code
[12/24/23 01:52:02] ngora [590/943] has challenged w00ter [100/1053] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 04:14:16 is removed from ngora's clock.
[12/24/23 18:52:04] w00ter [293/1053] has challenged techDarko [111/1180] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 12:51:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/25/23 01:51:07] w00ter, Flier, ctrl-c, and morb have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/25/23 01:51:19] w00ter [836/1053] has come upon Flier [14/437] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 15:23:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/25/23 06:52:04] w00ter [797/1053] has challenged techDarko [38/1180] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 19:07:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/25/23 11:52:03] calm-steam [222/1020] has challenged w00ter [306/1053] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:25:26 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[12/25/23 15:52:02] w00ter [81/1053] has challenged Flier [336/437] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:03:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/25/23 21:44:41] r0d3nt [916/1277] has come upon w00ter [116/1053] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 00:49:22 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[12/26/23 04:52:03] w00ter [629/1053] has challenged r0d3nt [123/1277] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 21:13:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/26/23 04:54:33] ctrl-c [202/431] has come upon w00ter [981/1053] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:48:57 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[12/26/23 06:30:02] Phreaked, Flier, and ngora [429/2598] have team battled w00ter, techDarko, and k [252/3570] and won! 0 days, 12:54:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 08:27:46] w00ter installed NetBSD on his iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:10:51 toward level 69.
[12/26/23 17:37:19] w00ter, Anna, code, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/23 20:52:02] k [1205/1337] has challenged w00ter [138/1053] and crushed him in combat! 10 days, 06:14:12 is removed from k's clock.
[12/26/23 23:52:04] tinyredlantern [155/1066] has challenged w00ter [917/1053] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 15:24:11 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/27/23 00:20:25] w00ter and dclaw's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[12/27/23 01:52:03] w00ter [1024/1053] has challenged k [128/1337] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 06:59:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/27/23 02:52:03] Dent [610/615] has challenged w00ter [575/1053] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 13:12:49 is removed from Dent's clock.
[12/27/23 03:52:03] Phreaked [525/1197] has challenged w00ter [142/1053] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 14:09:04 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[12/27/23 04:47:36] Dennis Ritchie thinks that w00ter is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 0 days, 07:35:17 toward level 69.
[12/27/23 06:27:58] w00ter founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:31:42 toward level 69.
[12/27/23 14:44:37] w00ter [489/1064] has challenged idleClaw [899/1371] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:26:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/27/23 23:52:02] w00ter [262/1064] has challenged Dent [501/615] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 05:45:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/28/23 01:17:56] Dent [386/615] has come upon w00ter [632/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:21 is added to Dent's clock.
[12/28/23 02:52:02] w00ter [804/1064] has challenged kub [127/933] and defeated them in combat! 16 days, 18:36:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/28/23 18:19:06] w00ter got -32 karma on SoylentNews. This terrible calamity has slowed him 5 days, 13:14:20 from level 70.
[12/29/23 06:52:02] tinyredlantern [95/1066] has challenged w00ter [687/1064] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:50:27 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[12/29/23 08:52:02] w00ter [69/1064] has challenged Dent [614/644] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 15:37:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/29/23 13:23:59] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/23 13:52:03] code [390/918] has challenged w00ter [365/1064] and battered him in combat! 10 days, 18:38:45 is removed from code's clock.
[12/29/23 17:52:11] intro [144/515] has come upon w00ter [647/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:59:50 is added to intro's clock.
[12/29/23 18:51:22] w00ter had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 23:57:00 from level 70.
[12/29/23 20:52:04] Dent [203/644] has challenged w00ter [294/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:48:19 is added to Dent's clock.
[12/29/23 21:52:03] w00ter [704/1064] has challenged code [611/918] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 00:56:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/30/23 01:52:04] dclaw [805/1344] has challenged w00ter [806/1064] but is chaffed in combat! 8 days, 22:49:14 is added to dclaw's clock.
[12/30/23 11:52:02] r0d3nt [14/1277] has challenged w00ter [754/1064] but is crushed in combat! 9 days, 19:59:01 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[12/30/23 11:59:08] w00ter and Anna's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[12/30/23 15:52:03] w00ter [215/1064] has challenged Dent [445/644] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 07:12:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/30/23 21:52:02] w00ter [82/1064] has challenged Phreaked [72/1197] and battered them in combat! 9 days, 01:26:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/30/23 23:52:02] w00ter [588/1064] has challenged kub [622/933] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 19:41:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/31/23 07:52:03] w00ter [1/1064] has challenged techDarko [1082/1180] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 15:18:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[12/31/23 14:52:03] w00ter [455/1064] has challenged dclaw [252/1344] and overpowered him in combat! 11 days, 11:31:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[12/31/23 16:52:04] Anna [432/1018] has challenged w00ter [679/1064] but is defeated in combat! 23 days, 01:14:25 is added to Anna's clock.
[01/01/24 07:52:04] code [241/918] has challenged w00ter [882/1064] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:47:12 is added to code's clock.
[01/01/24 08:52:04] w00ter [261/1064] has challenged k [1044/1327] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 21:37:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/01/24 15:43:29] w00ter heard sniggering when walking through the X-ray back-scatter machine at the airport. This terrible calamity has slowed him 5 days, 07:21:00 from level 70.
[01/01/24 17:52:02] w00ter [296/1064] has challenged Phreaked [882/1197] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:01:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/02/24 03:52:02] Phreaked [986/1197] has challenged w00ter [1007/1064] but is battered in combat! 13 days, 04:18:44 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/03/24 05:52:04] code [859/918] has challenged w00ter [309/1064] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 19:09:07 is removed from code's clock.
[01/03/24 07:52:04] morb [716/1147] has challenged w00ter [140/1064] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 04:46:59 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/03/24 17:52:04] k [382/1357] has challenged w00ter [872/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:19:32 is added to k's clock.
[01/03/24 18:52:02] Anna [699/1018] has challenged w00ter [248/1064] and defeated him in combat! 11 days, 12:21:53 is removed from Anna's clock.
[01/03/24 20:46:56] dclaw, Dent, and w00ter [1543/3147] have team battled kub, intro, and dirmaster0 [19/2718] and won! 1 day, 21:50:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/24 02:52:02] intro [197/520] has challenged w00ter [24/1064] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 17:45:39 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/04/24 03:52:02] w00ter [820/1064] has challenged intro [283/520] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 03:47:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/04/24 07:52:04] code [379/918] has challenged w00ter [445/1064] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 13:43:24 is added to code's clock.
[01/04/24 22:42:33] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/05/24 03:52:04] w00ter [548/1064] has challenged ngora [204/924] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 9 days, 21:05:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/05/24 07:52:04] w00ter [379/1064] has challenged morb [826/1147] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:24:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/06/24 05:52:04] w00ter [4/1064] has challenged k [794/1346] but is crushed in combat! 10 days, 11:45:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/06/24 06:04:57] intro [474/520] has come upon w00ter [629/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:06:17 is added to intro's clock.
[01/06/24 07:52:04] w00ter [475/1064] has challenged Anna [505/1018] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 13:37:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/06/24 09:07:02] w00ter cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 7 days, 18:51:16 toward level 70.
[01/06/24 09:32:58] w00ter accidentally the whole bottle. This terrible calamity has slowed him 6 days, 06:40:54 from level 70.
[01/06/24 23:52:04] morb [585/1147] has challenged w00ter [579/1064] and bruised him in combat! 0 days, 14:46:39 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/07/24 03:48:00] w00ter lost the ball from his mouse. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 23:20:53 from level 70.
[01/07/24 09:25:16] w00ter, Anna, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 09:52:03] w00ter [692/1064] has challenged morb [288/1147] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 17:23:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/07/24 10:52:02] w00ter [183/1064] has challenged dclaw [675/1344] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:33:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/07/24 14:52:02] w00ter [354/1064] has challenged ctrl-c [221/437] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 20:57:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/07/24 15:16:44] w00ter cracked his neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 17:30:20 toward level 70.
[01/07/24 15:52:03] w00ter [370/1064] has challenged Dent [510/739] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 19:29:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/08/24 02:52:03] w00ter [168/1064] has challenged techDarko [1103/1180] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 07:35:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/08/24 08:25:41] w00ter and Anna's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/08/24 08:52:04] w00ter [882/1064] has challenged kub [270/933] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 20:18:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/08/24 09:48:49] w00ter [315/1064] has come upon morb [219/1147] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 13:44:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/08/24 15:33:14] w00ter [63/1064] has come upon dclaw [378/1344] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:38:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/08/24 22:52:03] w00ter [26/1064] has challenged k [368/1346] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 17:00:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/09/24 10:52:04] morb [19/1109] has challenged w00ter [38/1064] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 01:01:32 is added to morb's clock.
[01/09/24 12:12:00] Flier [189/490] has challenged w00ter [187/1064] and chaffed him in combat! 0 days, 22:32:14 is removed from Flier's clock.
[01/09/24 18:52:04] code [399/918] has challenged w00ter [861/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:25 is added to code's clock.
[01/09/24 20:52:03] w00ter [790/1064] has challenged kub [634/933] and overpowered them in combat! 8 days, 15:42:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/10/24 01:09:07] Dent, kub, w00ter, and Flier have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/10/24 03:51:22] w00ter, kub, and r0d3nt [2561/3327] have team battled code, dirmaster0, and Anna [2706/3201] and lost! 4 days, 07:07:05 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/24 06:41:44] w00ter became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 01:16:10 toward level 70.
[01/10/24 06:52:03] w00ter [510/1064] has challenged r0d3nt [546/1330] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 15:56:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/10/24 10:52:03] w00ter [154/1064] has challenged Dent [234/739] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 04:49:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/10/24 14:52:02] kub [40/933] has challenged w00ter [838/1064] but is crushed in combat! 9 days, 10:07:21 is added to kub's clock.
[01/10/24 16:39:41] w00ter and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/11/24 06:43:55] Dent, dirmaster0, and w00ter [2346/3068] have team battled techDarko, Flier, and ngora [315/2587] and won! 1 day, 11:11:05 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/24 10:52:04] w00ter [133/1064] has challenged calm-steam [1049/1061] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 20:17:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/11/24 17:52:02] w00ter [106/1064] has challenged k [1021/1346] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 21:32:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/11/24 22:52:04] w00ter [647/1064] has challenged morb [506/1109] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 21:12:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/12/24 05:15:35] w00ter has a very brown power supply. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 19:53:41 from level 70.
[01/12/24 05:52:02] w00ter [754/1064] has challenged Flier [188/490] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 01:44:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/12/24 06:52:02] ctrl-c [399/455] has challenged w00ter [327/1064] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 20:16:29 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[01/12/24 16:25:16] w00ter and Anna's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/12/24 23:49:39] w00ter founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 22:16:38 toward level 70.
[01/13/24 01:36:37] w00ter and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/13/24 22:52:04] w00ter [891/1064] has challenged Flier [404/490] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 20:19:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/14/24 07:52:02] w00ter [447/1064] has challenged k [791/1346] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:24:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/14/24 08:52:04] w00ter [729/1064] has challenged dirmaster0 [638/1265] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 06:28:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/14/24 11:52:02] ngora [26/917] has challenged w00ter [931/1064] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 12:40:46 is added to ngora's clock.
[01/14/24 11:52:08] w00ter installed NetBSD on his iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 18:32:32 toward level 70.
[01/14/24 15:52:04] dirmaster0 [1252/1265] has challenged w00ter [866/1064] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 23:40:54 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/14/24 23:33:40] w00ter and ngora's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[01/15/24 02:36:00] w00ter pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 16 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 07:33:53 toward level 70.
[01/15/24 03:52:02] w00ter [528/1064] has challenged ngora [798/917] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:13:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/15/24 04:54:02] Phreaked [969/1197] has come upon w00ter [709/1064] and defeated him in combat! 25 days, 13:43:47 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[01/15/24 07:54:22] intro [520/617] has come upon w00ter [40/1064] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:47:40 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/15/24 23:20:39] w00ter, Flier, dirmaster0, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/16/24 01:52:02] code [274/918] has challenged w00ter [466/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:42:06 is added to code's clock.
[01/16/24 10:20:08] w00ter 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 03:58:52 toward level 70.
[01/16/24 19:36:23] k, w00ter, and calm-steam [2710/3471] have team battled Phreaked, dclaw, and dirmaster0 [29/3833] and won! 0 days, 19:36:18 is removed from their clocks.
[01/16/24 20:52:04] dirmaster0 [472/1265] has challenged w00ter [722/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:18:05 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/17/24 03:52:05] w00ter [169/1064] has challenged intro [525/617] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:56:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/17/24 09:52:04] Phreaked [804/1197] has challenged w00ter [994/1064] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 02:23:32 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[01/17/24 13:52:02] morb [888/1109] has challenged w00ter [198/1064] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 04:42:51 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/18/24 07:52:04] Flier [110/506] has challenged w00ter [356/1064] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:02:47 is added to Flier's clock.
[01/18/24 09:52:04] dirmaster0 [926/1265] has challenged w00ter [851/1064] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 18:55:33 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[01/18/24 10:40:15] w00ter, intro, and calm-steam [1022/2742] have team battled Flier, morb, and techDarko [1422/2795] and lost! 0 days, 17:22:03 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/24 15:21:31] w00ter, code, and Anna [1606/2997] have team battled calm-steam, r0d3nt, and k [1155/3737] and won! 1 day, 18:33:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/24 19:45:28] w00ter dropped his laptop. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 14:06:01 from level 70.
[01/18/24 21:59:02] w00ter cleared all 483 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 22:34:32 toward level 70.
[01/19/24 02:52:03] w00ter [257/1064] has challenged Phreaked [845/1197] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:44:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/19/24 07:33:44] w00ter [549/1064] has come upon r0d3nt [340/1330] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 21:31:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/19/24 10:52:03] w00ter [936/1064] has challenged calm-steam [100/1061] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 22:32:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/19/24 21:52:03] morb [798/1109] has challenged w00ter [304/1064] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 03:21:26 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/19/24 23:52:02] techDarko [741/1203] has challenged w00ter [281/1064] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:33:55 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/20/24 04:52:04] ctrl-c [39/455] has challenged w00ter [430/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:03:18 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[01/20/24 13:15:05] Dent [261/735] has come upon w00ter [217/1064] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 01:22:06 is removed from Dent's clock.
[01/20/24 16:52:02] ctrl-c [277/455] has challenged w00ter [750/1064] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:55:03 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[01/20/24 21:52:04] w00ter [225/1064] has challenged Dent [21/735] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 10:00:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/21/24 03:52:02] intro [611/617] has challenged w00ter [89/1064] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[01/21/24 03:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his the Deathstation 3139 modem! intro picks it up, tossing their old 512 kpbs ADSL modem to w00ter
[01/21/24 05:59:15] calm-steam [272/1061] has come upon w00ter [782/944] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:03:02 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[01/21/24 16:52:04] Dent [229/735] has challenged w00ter [314/944] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 06:10:18 is added to Dent's clock.
[01/21/24 18:52:02] w00ter [887/944] has challenged Flier [173/507] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:45:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/22/24 19:52:02] w00ter [337/944] has challenged ctrl-c [306/460] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/23/24 01:52:04] dirmaster0 [57/1265] has challenged w00ter [402/957] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:21:45 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/23/24 14:51:31] w00ter [524/957] has challenged Anna [762/1015] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 16:24:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/23/24 22:38:26] w00ter, code, ctrl-c, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/24/24 00:52:03] w00ter [33/957] has challenged intro [473/726] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:54:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/24/24 12:46:09] w00ter accidentally the whole bottle. This terrible calamity has slowed him 5 days, 00:40:53 from level 71.
[01/24/24 14:52:03] morb [427/1109] has challenged w00ter [510/957] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 22:37:28 is added to morb's clock.
[01/24/24 23:52:03] techDarko [1058/1203] has challenged w00ter [150/957] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 22:28:18 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[01/24/24 23:52:03] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his 8 GiB RAM! techDarko picks it up, tossing their old 6 MiB RAM to w00ter
[01/25/24 01:04:01] w00ter, Flier, techDarko, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/25/24 01:52:03] dirmaster0 [271/1265] has challenged w00ter [344/933] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 05:20:41 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/25/24 14:52:04] Phreaked [1005/1197] has challenged w00ter [168/933] and crushed him in combat! 16 days, 06:25:43 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[01/25/24 15:49:15] w00ter, dclaw, and Phreaked [2886/3501] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Flier [1420/3011] and won! 10 days, 07:36:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/24 20:52:02] w00ter [205/933] has challenged code [839/918] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:13:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/25/24 23:16:02] w00ter [860/933] has come upon tinyredlantern [298/1049] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 18:38:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/26/24 03:52:02] dirmaster0 [213/1265] has challenged w00ter [527/933] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 09:55:12 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[01/26/24 09:52:03] w00ter [863/933] has challenged Flier [21/522] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 17:52:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/26/24 09:52:03] In the fierce battle, Flier dropped their the Deathstation 3141 processor! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old 3.1 GHz processor to Flier
[01/26/24 15:52:02] w00ter [914/1019] has challenged code [660/918] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 13:31:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/26/24 20:52:03] r0d3nt [285/1361] has challenged w00ter [652/1019] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:50:10 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[01/27/24 12:17:03] w00ter got all retro and played Space Invaders all day. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 06:08:12 from level 71.
[01/27/24 13:52:03] w00ter [36/1019] has challenged tinyredlantern [551/1049] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:59:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/27/24 15:28:09] w00ter, Anna, dirmaster0, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/27/24 15:52:02] w00ter [682/1019] has challenged ngora [881/924] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 21:19:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/28/24 12:50:45] w00ter cancelled his Google+ account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 11:54:12 toward level 71.
[01/28/24 12:52:03] w00ter [451/1019] has challenged k [273/1360] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 18:55:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/28/24 15:11:25] intro [85/726] has come upon w00ter [637/1019] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:59:07 is added to intro's clock.
[01/28/24 19:26:43] morb, k, and w00ter [849/3488] have team battled code, r0d3nt, and calm-steam [936/3324] and lost! 4 days, 05:52:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/24 21:52:04] w00ter [633/1019] has challenged intro [532/726] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 01:03:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/28/24 23:52:03] Anna [336/1015] has challenged w00ter [168/1019] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 13:05:51 is removed from Anna's clock.
[01/29/24 03:52:02] w00ter [114/1019] has challenged kub [201/940] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:50:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/29/24 12:56:36] w00ter [261/1019] has come upon morb [545/1109] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:46:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[01/29/24 22:52:03] w00ter [830/1019] has challenged Phreaked [121/1197] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 04:17:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/30/24 03:52:02] Phreaked [738/1240] has challenged w00ter [82/1019] and defeated him in combat! 11 days, 07:38:31 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[01/30/24 04:52:02] morb [485/1109] has challenged w00ter [44/1019] and defeated him in combat! 11 days, 10:32:40 is removed from morb's clock.
[01/30/24 05:52:02] w00ter [314/1019] has challenged calm-steam [129/1063] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 06:34:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/30/24 05:52:02] w00ter has dealt calm-steam a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:40:53 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[01/30/24 11:52:03] ngora [255/924] has challenged w00ter [119/1019] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 00:17:59 is removed from ngora's clock.
[01/30/24 12:00:55] w00ter cleared all 472 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 15:53:22 toward level 71.
[01/30/24 19:52:03] w00ter [360/1019] has challenged intro [120/726] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:16:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/30/24 22:52:03] w00ter [685/1019] has challenged Flier [338/432] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 00:17:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/31/24 18:21:48] Anna, calm-steam, and tinyredlantern [503/3127] have team battled w00ter, morb, and intro [14/2854] and won! 3 days, 20:30:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/24 18:52:03] w00ter [564/1019] has challenged code [176/912] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:28:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[01/31/24 20:52:02] morb [469/1109] has challenged w00ter [372/1019] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 01:03:38 is removed from morb's clock.
[02/01/24 06:56:59] w00ter pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 5 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 12:55:37 toward level 71.
[02/01/24 09:28:26] w00ter worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 00:18:33 toward level 71.
[02/02/24 03:13:18] w00ter, dclaw, Phreaked, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/02/24 03:52:03] code [532/912] has challenged w00ter [85/1019] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 12:47:43 is removed from code's clock.
[02/02/24 12:52:02] Anna [461/1015] has challenged w00ter [107/1019] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 18:40:56 is removed from Anna's clock.
[02/02/24 12:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 66 psychic monitor which predicts what you want to see next! Anna picks it up, tossing their old level 61 psychic monitor which predicts what you want to see next to w00ter
[02/02/24 15:52:02] w00ter [191/1014] has challenged dirmaster0 [748/1222] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:51:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/03/24 08:52:02] w00ter [76/1014] has challenged k [50/1368] and battered them in combat! 1 day, 11:02:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/03/24 19:52:04] Anna [842/1020] has challenged w00ter [880/1014] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 14:11:38 is added to Anna's clock.
[02/03/24 19:56:49] w00ter became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 10:59:10 toward level 71.
[02/03/24 21:37:55] Dent [73/758] has come upon w00ter [524/1014] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:27:02 is added to Dent's clock.
[02/05/24 05:28:26] w00ter and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/05/24 08:52:04] w00ter [479/1014] has challenged Anna [771/1020] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:40:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/05/24 13:52:02] calm-steam [321/1063] has challenged w00ter [328/1014] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 02:53:16 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[02/05/24 15:52:02] w00ter [576/1014] has challenged calm-steam [959/1063] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:31:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/06/24 03:52:04] w00ter [527/1014] has challenged Dent [575/758] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:58:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/06/24 05:52:03] Flier [427/440] has challenged w00ter [819/1014] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:03:33 is added to Flier's clock.
[02/06/24 10:52:03] w00ter [473/1014] has challenged tinyredlantern [650/1062] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:03:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/06/24 18:09:11] w00ter and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/07/24 02:52:03] r0d3nt [661/1346] has challenged w00ter [855/1014] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:41:47 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[02/07/24 05:31:21] w00ter [304/1015] has challenged ctrl-c [359/460] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 11:05:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/08/24 11:24:15] w00ter and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/08/24 16:57:35] w00ter used the US format for dates in his logs. This terrible calamity has slowed him 4 days, 09:19:41 from level 72.
[02/08/24 19:52:04] w00ter [28/1015] has challenged k [137/1374] but is overpowered in combat! 16 days, 01:42:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/08/24 23:52:04] morb [259/1109] has challenged w00ter [897/1015] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:48 is added to morb's clock.
[02/09/24 01:24:36] Knuth looked upon w00ter, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 11 days, 16:10:25 toward level 72.
[02/09/24 09:52:02] tinyredlantern [660/1062] has challenged w00ter [995/1015] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:30:25 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/09/24 22:52:03] code [831/912] has challenged w00ter [838/1015] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 05:57:21 is added to code's clock.
[02/10/24 20:52:04] w00ter [628/1015] has challenged morb [739/1116] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 19:09:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 01:52:04] w00ter [317/1015] has challenged intro [630/726] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:19:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 09:07:22] w00ter, calm-steam, ctrl-c, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/11/24 09:52:02] dclaw [351/1414] has challenged w00ter [978/1015] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:51:59 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/11/24 11:52:04] w00ter [798/1015] has challenged Flier [310/463] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 21:58:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 12:52:04] w00ter [414/1015] has challenged dclaw [19/1414] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 22:06:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 12:52:04] In the fierce battle, dclaw dropped his level 279 megabyte coffee machine! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 46 coffee machine to dclaw
[02/11/24 17:52:03] morb [392/1116] has challenged w00ter [725/1271] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:53:31 is added to morb's clock.
[02/11/24 18:45:41] w00ter [376/1271] has come upon code [394/912] but is battered in combat! 8 days, 07:54:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/11/24 21:17:25] code [725/912] has challenged w00ter [52/1271] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from code's clock.
[02/11/24 21:52:02] r0d3nt [1179/1346] has challenged w00ter [635/1271] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 22:35:42 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/12/24 04:52:04] w00ter [145/1271] has challenged Flier [374/463] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 05:01:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/12/24 06:52:02] w00ter [758/1271] has challenged Anna [865/1020] but is overpowered in combat! 27 days, 18:56:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/12/24 09:52:04] tinyredlantern [760/1062] has challenged w00ter [662/1271] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 06:58:58 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/12/24 12:56:06] Dent, kub, w00ter, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/13/24 08:52:03] dclaw [973/1158] has challenged w00ter [876/1271] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 10:30:34 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[02/13/24 11:52:02] w00ter [277/1271] has challenged ctrl-c [294/487] but is battered in combat! 12 days, 18:49:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/13/24 12:32:14] w00ter and dclaw's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/13/24 15:52:04] k [190/1374] has challenged w00ter [692/1271] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:55:07 is added to k's clock.
[02/13/24 16:52:03] w00ter [679/1271] has challenged RDNt [12/616] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 15:49:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/15/24 00:56:51] w00ter upgraded his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 15:35:44 toward level 72.
[02/15/24 06:52:04] w00ter [818/1271] has challenged ctrl-c [365/487] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 13:43:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/15/24 07:52:03] w00ter [681/1271] has challenged dirmaster0 [723/1222] but is pummelled in combat! 14 days, 17:20:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/15/24 13:52:03] w00ter [311/1271] has challenged RDNt [435/614] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 02:46:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/15/24 21:52:04] w00ter [65/1271] has challenged RDNt [610/614] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 04:35:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/16/24 08:58:28] k, Anna, and r0d3nt [2585/3740] have team battled kub, w00ter, and dclaw [1805/3400] and won! 0 days, 07:26:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 17:52:04] w00ter [731/1271] has challenged ctrl-c [260/487] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 10:50:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/17/24 03:08:19] w00ter uninstalled all 7 toolbars from his browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 10:21:53 toward level 72.
[02/17/24 03:34:40] w00ter [206/1271] has come upon r0d3nt [117/1346] and overpowered them in combat! 10 days, 22:31:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/17/24 06:52:04] w00ter [828/1271] has challenged k [167/1374] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 06:43:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/17/24 10:52:03] w00ter [1106/1271] has challenged idleClaw [1279/1375] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 14:31:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/17/24 11:52:03] RDNt [584/614] has challenged w00ter [441/1271] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 13:47:54 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[02/17/24 14:52:04] w00ter [899/1271] has challenged morb [859/1110] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 13:16:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/17/24 17:52:03] r0d3nt [610/1346] has challenged w00ter [369/1271] and overpowered him in combat! 12 days, 13:48:33 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/18/24 04:52:03] w00ter [1190/1271] has challenged kub [473/971] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 21:53:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/18/24 16:21:40] w00ter and Anna's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/19/24 01:04:31] ngora, w00ter, and calm-steam [955/3261] have team battled kub, dirmaster0, and ctrl-c [702/2680] and won! 2 days, 20:45:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 04:52:04] w00ter [795/1271] has challenged Anna [41/1133] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 17:05:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/19/24 10:52:02] dclaw [1024/1163] has challenged w00ter [1096/1271] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 04:04:12 is added to dclaw's clock.
[02/19/24 11:50:38] w00ter, dirmaster0, techDarko, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/24 12:52:04] w00ter [352/1271] has challenged ctrl-c [220/487] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 17:48:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/19/24 14:52:03] Phreaked [10/1240] has challenged w00ter [1122/1271] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 19:15:03 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[02/19/24 19:52:04] w00ter [51/1271] has challenged intro [401/731] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:49:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/19/24 20:52:03] w00ter [1169/1271] has challenged intro [233/731] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 16:29:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/20/24 10:52:03] RDNt [555/610] has challenged w00ter [622/1271] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 05:32:00 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/20/24 20:34:30] intro [238/731] has challenged w00ter [618/1271] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:54:37 is added to intro's clock.
[02/20/24 22:52:03] Flier [179/480] has challenged w00ter [586/1271] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:13:01 is added to Flier's clock.
[02/21/24 05:15:30] w00ter, morb, tinyredlantern, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/24 07:52:02] w00ter [569/1271] has challenged idleClaw [1260/1375] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:33 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/21/24 08:43:29] k [1270/1374] has come upon w00ter [719/1271] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 17:24:30 is removed from k's clock.
[02/21/24 09:52:02] Anna [761/1142] has challenged w00ter [801/1271] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 02:35:45 is added to Anna's clock.
[02/21/24 18:52:04] w00ter [1256/1271] has challenged ngora [655/932] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 04:03:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/21/24 22:46:36] morb [841/1107] has challenged w00ter [330/1271] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 15:37:20 is removed from morb's clock.
[02/21/24 22:46:36] morb has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/22/24 02:39:44] w00ter [515/1271] has come upon techDarko [796/1219] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/22/24 06:52:02] tinyredlantern [209/1062] has challenged w00ter [725/1271] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 18:41:03 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[02/22/24 08:58:32] w00ter, Anna, dirmaster0, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/22/24 10:39:41] w00ter [759/1276] has challenged Anna [955/1142] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 03:55:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/22/24 17:06:31] calm-steam, Anna, and ngora [1473/3154] have team battled morb, Dent, and w00ter [682/3131] and won! 11 days, 16:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 03:23:54] w00ter [659/1276] has come upon k [189/1374] and defeated them in combat! 18 days, 15:15:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/23/24 04:52:02] RDNt [305/610] has challenged w00ter [908/1276] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:46:06 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/23/24 07:52:03] w00ter [197/1276] has challenged Dent [670/748] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 01:25:12 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/23/24 13:52:03] w00ter [143/1276] has challenged Flier [430/480] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:01:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/23/24 15:52:03] w00ter [914/1276] has challenged techDarko [151/1232] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 11:35:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/23/24 16:55:06] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[02/23/24 23:12:14] w00ter uninstalled all 6 toolbars from his browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 3 days, 20:40:00 toward level 73.
[02/24/24 05:52:03] w00ter [1016/1276] has challenged r0d3nt [895/1346] and overpowered them in combat! 12 days, 05:52:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/24/24 23:08:35] w00ter, dclaw, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/25/24 12:24:02] ngora [927/938] has come upon w00ter [589/1276] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 00:18:44 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/25/24 13:52:04] w00ter [1077/1276] has challenged dclaw [804/1163] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 16:51:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/25/24 23:06:07] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 02:01:02 toward level 73.
[02/26/24 10:00:37] w00ter 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 21:57:44 toward level 73.
[02/26/24 10:52:04] r0d3nt [670/1346] has challenged w00ter [193/1276] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 13:07:12 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/26/24 10:56:16] Anna, RDNt, and morb [1901/2868] have team battled Phreaked, techDarko, and w00ter [252/3748] and won! 0 days, 22:59:44 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 17:52:03] k [493/1374] has challenged w00ter [1065/1276] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:44:58 is added to k's clock.
[02/27/24 03:52:03] w00ter [936/1276] has challenged techDarko [1118/1232] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 19:54:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/27/24 07:52:03] w00ter [290/1276] has challenged intro [86/731] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 07:35:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/27/24 10:52:02] r0d3nt [667/1346] has challenged w00ter [258/1276] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:41:00 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/27/24 12:52:04] w00ter [922/1276] has challenged Anna [197/1142] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:39:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/27/24 17:52:03] w00ter [35/1276] has challenged morb [214/1107] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 16:21:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/27/24 21:02:48] w00ter rebooted into FreeBSD for 30 minutes. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 03:16:45 from level 73.
[02/28/24 09:52:02] ngora [741/938] has challenged w00ter [205/1276] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 15:51:06 is removed from ngora's clock.
[02/28/24 16:52:03] w00ter [975/1276] has challenged dclaw [752/1163] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 11:37:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/28/24 19:52:04] w00ter [612/1276] has challenged idleClaw [731/1375] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:10:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[02/29/24 00:52:04] w00ter [751/1276] has challenged dclaw [6/1163] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 19:55:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[02/29/24 05:52:02] kub [210/977] has challenged w00ter [1215/1276] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 00:00:26 is added to kub's clock.
[02/29/24 13:52:02] r0d3nt [1296/1346] has challenged w00ter [692/1276] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 08:05:46 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[02/29/24 19:44:18] RDNt [521/619] has challenged w00ter [532/1276] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 08:06:37 is added to RDNt's clock.
[02/29/24 23:52:04] Dent [663/748] has challenged w00ter [47/1276] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 04:02:25 is removed from Dent's clock.
[02/29/24 23:52:04] Dent has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:26:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/01/24 00:16:24] k, Phreaked, and w00ter [842/3890] have team battled intro, r0d3nt, and Flier [265/2566] and won! 0 days, 07:45:05 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 02:52:04] ngora [883/938] has challenged w00ter [1033/1276] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:07:08 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/01/24 09:11:56] Flier, r0d3nt, and tinyredlantern [1573/2897] have team battled ngora, ctrl-c, and w00ter [1553/2780] and won! 1 day, 05:13:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/24 16:52:03] w00ter [100/1276] has challenged kub [413/977] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:34:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/01/24 23:58:08] k, Flier, and morb [417/2970] have team battled RDNt, ctrl-c, and w00ter [1413/2483] and lost! 0 days, 00:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/24 01:52:03] ctrl-c [107/566] has challenged w00ter [655/1276] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:50:01 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[03/02/24 12:52:04] calm-steam [883/1080] has challenged w00ter [935/1276] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 16:39:15 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[03/02/24 21:52:02] w00ter [144/1276] has challenged RDNt [267/641] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 21:16:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/03/24 11:52:03] k [991/1453] has challenged w00ter [1108/1276] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 18:14:51 is added to k's clock.
[03/04/24 08:52:02] techDarko [774/1232] has challenged w00ter [113/1293] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 05:55:49 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[03/04/24 20:37:04] Dent, w00ter, r0d3nt, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/24 05:52:04] w00ter [452/1293] has challenged k [1258/1453] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 03:59:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/05/24 07:52:02] kub [181/977] has challenged w00ter [1008/1293] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 15:15:54 is added to kub's clock.
[03/05/24 08:28:48] r0d3nt, w00ter, and k [2467/4092] have team battled Phreaked, ctrl-c, and intro [921/2532] and won! 0 days, 18:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 23:52:03] w00ter [602/1293] has challenged dclaw [311/1120] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 03:01:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/06/24 02:52:02] ngora [305/938] has challenged w00ter [631/1293] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:56:54 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/07/24 04:27:05] w00ter dropped his laptop. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 09:24:53 from level 73.
[03/07/24 11:52:03] dirmaster0 [1218/1236] has challenged w00ter [561/1293] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 13:18:46 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[03/07/24 13:52:04] dclaw [490/1120] has challenged w00ter [897/1293] but is defeated in combat! 15 days, 08:19:55 is added to dclaw's clock.
[03/07/24 15:52:03] w00ter [934/1293] has challenged calm-steam [121/1080] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 17:26:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/07/24 23:52:02] calm-steam [19/1080] has challenged w00ter [987/1365] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 09:11:34 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[03/08/24 00:07:12] w00ter, techDarko, morb, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/24 01:00:02] w00ter [1174/1365] has come upon calm-steam [477/1080] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:39:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/08/24 01:52:04] morb [966/1107] has challenged w00ter [503/1365] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 11:10:58 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/08/24 06:52:03] w00ter [1146/1365] has challenged intro [389/731] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/08/24 08:52:03] w00ter [611/1365] has challenged Dent [583/751] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 04:24:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/08/24 09:52:03] morb [316/1107] has challenged w00ter [1343/1365] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 13:56:06 is added to morb's clock.
[03/08/24 22:44:00] w00ter, Flier, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/24 00:52:03] ngora [529/938] has challenged w00ter [1250/1365] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:52:02 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/09/24 02:36:44] calm-steam, tinyredlantern, and w00ter [1477/3507] have team battled Anna, Flier, and RDNt [523/2269] and won! 0 days, 01:34:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 07:52:03] w00ter [924/1365] has challenged ctrl-c [475/560] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 00:07:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/09/24 08:46:11] w00ter [572/1414] has challenged ngora [849/938] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 02:52:49 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/09/24 09:52:02] w00ter [1286/1414] has challenged calm-steam [1068/1080] and overpowered them in combat! 13 days, 07:17:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/09/24 10:52:02] w00ter [898/1414] has challenged calm-steam [534/1080] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 00:50:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/09/24 16:50:57] w00ter installed NetBSD on his iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 5 days, 21:34:30 toward level 74.
[03/10/24 09:52:02] ngora [647/938] has challenged w00ter [782/1414] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 01:18:19 is added to ngora's clock.
[03/10/24 11:52:03] RDNt [318/638] has challenged w00ter [869/1414] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:21:44 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/10/24 12:52:03] intro [479/731] has challenged w00ter [1040/1414] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:07:29 is added to intro's clock.
[03/10/24 16:52:04] k [727/1453] has challenged w00ter [1187/1414] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:24:11 is added to k's clock.
[03/10/24 22:52:03] kub [183/977] has challenged w00ter [629/1414] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:35:52 is added to kub's clock.
[03/11/24 01:52:03] r0d3nt [529/1346] has challenged w00ter [538/1414] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 22:49:49 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[03/11/24 02:21:38] w00ter, calm-steam, dirmaster0, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/24 07:58:18] w00ter [858/1414] has come upon dirmaster0 [537/1236] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 13:31:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/11/24 21:52:03] w00ter [616/1414] has challenged dirmaster0 [1016/1236] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:57:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/12/24 01:52:03] dclaw [1028/1120] has challenged w00ter [865/1414] and overpowered him in combat! 11 days, 15:30:20 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/12/24 02:52:03] w00ter [1327/1414] has challenged idleClaw [657/1454] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 11:31:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/12/24 10:52:04] w00ter [1240/1414] has challenged Anna [1120/1142] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 03:23:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/12/24 12:52:02] morb [367/1107] has challenged w00ter [47/1414] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 10:31:21 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/12/24 13:52:03] calm-steam [79/1080] has challenged w00ter [809/1414] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 18:19:20 is added to calm-steam's clock.
[03/12/24 22:52:02] w00ter [857/1414] has challenged Phreaked [342/1241] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 11:58:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/13/24 07:52:04] w00ter [1212/1414] has challenged ctrl-c [449/560] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 23:39:35 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/13/24 10:52:02] Phreaked [1026/1241] has challenged w00ter [1314/1414] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 11:37:13 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/13/24 15:49:56] morb [1076/1107] has come upon w00ter [4/1414] and crushed him in combat! 6 days, 09:15:16 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/13/24 17:52:03] dirmaster0 [131/1236] has challenged w00ter [752/1414] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:56:24 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[03/14/24 00:52:04] Phreaked [1114/1241] has challenged w00ter [1391/1414] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 10:13:00 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[03/14/24 01:53:28] w00ter 3D-printed a 3D printer capable of 3D-printing a more powerful 3D printer. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 12:27:47 toward level 74.
[03/14/24 19:44:52] tinyredlantern, ctrl-c, and dclaw [2040/2742] have team battled k, ngora, and w00ter [639/3832] and won! 1 day, 01:06:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/24 05:07:31] w00ter upgraded his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 05:27:22 toward level 74.
[03/15/24 14:52:04] w00ter [864/1414] has challenged RDNt [452/664] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:25:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/15/24 16:23:54] w00ter [127/1414] has come upon Dent [696/756] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:57:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/15/24 23:52:02] w00ter [566/1414] has challenged idleClaw [359/1454] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 19:37:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/16/24 01:58:45] w00ter, r0d3nt, and tinyredlantern [587/3832] have team battled Phreaked, Flier, and Dent [2387/2486] and lost! 1 day, 10:28:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/24 12:09:18] w00ter bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $48. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 23:36:03 toward level 74.
[03/16/24 13:52:03] w00ter [1166/1414] has challenged kub [926/985] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 15:24:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/17/24 01:52:02] w00ter [599/1414] has challenged Dent [665/756] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:25:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/17/24 02:55:11] techDarko, ngora, and RDNt [23/2868] have team battled morb, w00ter, and dclaw [3548/3641] and lost! 0 days, 04:15:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 03:52:02] w00ter [1163/1414] has challenged k [439/1453] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:11:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/17/24 06:59:36] Anna [145/1142] has come upon w00ter [954/1414] but is crushed in combat! 13 days, 10:27:16 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/17/24 08:45:13] w00ter and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/17/24 09:52:04] w00ter [265/1414] has challenged Phreaked [393/1241] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:19:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/17/24 11:52:04] w00ter [70/1414] has challenged idleClaw [400/1454] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:45:00 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/17/24 16:52:02] w00ter [138/1414] has challenged ngora [22/965] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 12:48:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/18/24 05:52:04] kub [12/985] has challenged w00ter [33/1414] but is battered in combat! 12 days, 17:52:15 is added to kub's clock.
[03/18/24 08:44:24] RDNt, Phreaked, and dclaw [2379/3025] have team battled intro, w00ter, and techDarko [286/3384] and won! 0 days, 08:35:02 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 09:52:03] w00ter [1323/1414] has challenged dirmaster0 [933/1236] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 05:24:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/18/24 11:52:04] dclaw [987/1120] has challenged w00ter [985/1414] and chaffed him in combat! 4 days, 15:59:43 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/18/24 13:52:03] w00ter [1224/1414] has challenged Flier [422/489] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:17:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/18/24 14:12:38] w00ter and Anna's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[03/18/24 16:52:04] RDNt [224/664] has challenged w00ter [855/1414] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:59 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/18/24 19:52:03] w00ter [225/1414] has challenged ngora [488/965] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/19/24 05:52:02] RDNt [326/664] has challenged w00ter [384/1414] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 03:37:08 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/19/24 13:52:03] Anna [473/1142] has challenged w00ter [804/1414] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 20:26:32 is added to Anna's clock.
[03/19/24 22:52:02] w00ter [1412/1414] has challenged Anna [826/1142] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:29:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/20/24 01:52:04] w00ter [663/1414] has challenged Flier [366/489] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/20/24 08:52:02] w00ter [1317/1414] has challenged RDNt [497/664] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/21/24 01:15:41] Dent, w00ter, Flier, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/21/24 03:05:54] w00ter [6/1414] has challenged intro [149/731] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 11:22:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/21/24 03:20:16] w00ter accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 8 days, 20:05:57 toward level 75.
[03/21/24 07:24:31] w00ter [1319/1414] has come upon Dent [192/756] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 09:40:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/21/24 09:52:02] kub [532/960] has challenged w00ter [265/1414] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 20:40:43 is removed from kub's clock.
[03/21/24 20:52:02] techDarko [679/1253] has challenged w00ter [1077/1414] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:21:09 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/22/24 03:52:03] w00ter [732/1414] has challenged ngora [302/965] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 13 days, 01:02:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/23/24 00:52:04] w00ter [1160/1414] has challenged techDarko [561/1253] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 03:59:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/23/24 02:52:02] w00ter [1200/1414] has challenged Anna [54/1142] and crushed them in combat! 8 days, 21:48:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/23/24 09:52:30] w00ter had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 19:00:18 from level 75.
[03/23/24 12:15:08] w00ter, Phreaked, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/24 20:52:03] kub [268/960] has challenged w00ter [746/1414] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:36:37 is added to kub's clock.
[03/24/24 19:52:03] techDarko [147/1253] has challenged w00ter [672/1414] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:41:32 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/25/24 01:52:02] dclaw [701/1119] has challenged w00ter [654/1414] and pummelled him in combat! 15 days, 22:02:24 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[03/25/24 03:43:15] w00ter [286/1414] has come upon Anna [1007/1142] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:01:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/25/24 05:52:03] RDNt [285/654] has challenged w00ter [1125/1414] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:55:17 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/25/24 07:46:32] w00ter lost his VPN key. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 23:25:23 from level 75.
[03/25/24 07:52:03] w00ter [638/1414] has challenged Phreaked [608/1236] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 20:58:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/25/24 09:52:02] w00ter [96/1414] has challenged morb [223/1095] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 22:16:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/25/24 15:52:04] w00ter [1408/1414] has challenged morb [910/1095] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 05:37:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/25/24 16:51:12] w00ter installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 10:01:35 toward level 75.
[03/25/24 18:52:02] Dent [64/771] has challenged w00ter [1082/1414] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 18:15:09 is added to Dent's clock.
[03/26/24 02:52:04] k [982/1453] has challenged w00ter [1036/1414] but is pummelled in combat! 12 days, 02:42:47 is added to k's clock.
[03/26/24 08:52:04] dirmaster0 [806/1237] has challenged w00ter [1411/1414] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 09:59:35 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[03/26/24 19:52:03] w00ter [181/1414] has challenged ctrl-c [538/563] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:25:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/27/24 03:52:02] ngora [745/965] has challenged w00ter [442/1414] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 00:02:36 is removed from ngora's clock.
[03/27/24 14:39:21] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 12:21:32 toward level 75.
[03/27/24 15:45:04] w00ter added slashdot.org to his HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 00:47:31 toward level 75.
[03/27/24 18:52:02] w00ter [596/1414] has challenged k [1407/1453] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 21:39:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/27/24 18:55:35] morb [834/1140] has come upon w00ter [213/1414] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 15:34:18 is removed from morb's clock.
[03/28/24 06:52:04] Anna [1074/1142] has challenged w00ter [535/1414] and defeated him in combat! 24 days, 13:44:41 is removed from Anna's clock.
[03/28/24 07:52:03] Flier [526/589] has challenged w00ter [903/1414] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:23:15 is added to Flier's clock.
[03/28/24 11:52:02] techDarko [183/1228] has challenged w00ter [187/1414] but is bruised in combat! 8 days, 06:53:24 is added to techDarko's clock.
[03/28/24 13:33:53] w00ter can't boot any more. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 11:00:19 from level 75.
[03/28/24 14:26:37] w00ter, r0d3nt, and Dent [2013/3552] have team battled techDarko, RDNt, and Anna [2489/3028] and lost! 1 day, 06:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/24 18:30:37] w00ter [1126/1414] has come upon Flier [332/589] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 21:49:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/28/24 20:52:02] w00ter [221/1414] has challenged RDNt [319/658] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 12:31:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/29/24 22:52:04] intro [209/747] has challenged w00ter [1189/1414] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 05:00:39 is added to intro's clock.
[03/30/24 09:52:03] w00ter [207/1414] has challenged Flier [490/589] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:30:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/30/24 13:52:03] w00ter [685/1414] has challenged kub [807/960] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 06:03:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[03/30/24 14:52:03] w00ter [950/1414] has challenged r0d3nt [375/1367] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 08:06:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/30/24 23:52:03] RDNt [322/658] has challenged w00ter [1328/1414] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 07:50:33 is added to RDNt's clock.
[03/31/24 03:52:03] w00ter [1274/1414] has challenged kub [344/960] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 20:50:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/31/24 07:52:02] intro [127/747] has challenged w00ter [1008/1414] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 02:37:44 is added to intro's clock.
[03/31/24 13:52:02] w00ter [1282/1414] has challenged Anna [581/1137] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 02:42:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[03/31/24 18:58:05] w00ter and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[04/01/24 06:52:04] w00ter [1376/1414] has challenged Anna [567/1137] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 09:14:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/01/24 18:52:02] w00ter [361/1414] has challenged idleClaw [364/1454] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 09:55:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/01/24 22:52:03] w00ter [987/1414] has challenged kub [305/960] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:12:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/02/24 05:52:03] w00ter [1069/1414] has challenged intro [79/747] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/02/24 06:15:38] w00ter, ctrl-c, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/02/24 06:52:02] Flier [165/589] has challenged w00ter [262/1414] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 18:27:19 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/02/24 09:38:45] w00ter relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 04:27:42 from level 75.
[04/02/24 16:19:49] w00ter found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:32:37 toward level 75.
[04/02/24 19:52:04] w00ter [1167/1414] has challenged idleClaw [512/1454] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/03/24 01:52:02] w00ter [849/1414] has challenged Anna [584/1137] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/03/24 02:41:18] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and k have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/24 10:52:04] dirmaster0 [925/1060] has challenged w00ter [475/1414] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 20:09:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/03/24 15:23:05] w00ter [723/1414] has challenged morb [397/1161] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 05:19:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/03/24 15:52:02] w00ter [162/1414] has challenged Anna [25/1137] and overpowered them in combat! 11 days, 17:11:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/03/24 17:52:04] k [44/1453] has challenged w00ter [306/1414] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:58:35 is added to k's clock.
[04/04/24 00:52:04] Dent [101/794] has challenged w00ter [1041/1414] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 22:01:48 is added to Dent's clock.
[04/04/24 02:52:03] w00ter [370/1414] has challenged kub [570/960] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 21:59:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 03:52:03] w00ter [826/1414] has challenged ngora [3/965] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 10 days, 11:32:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 06:52:04] w00ter [387/1414] has challenged intro [185/750] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 19:32:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 10:52:03] w00ter [1061/1414] has challenged techDarko [1207/1221] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 18:28:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 11:52:04] w00ter [181/1414] has challenged Flier [177/766] and bruised them in combat! 4 days, 21:52:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/04/24 23:52:03] w00ter [306/1414] has challenged Dent [177/794] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 04:59:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/05/24 08:58:20] w00ter couldn't use 5 sticky keys on his keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 16:00:21 from level 76.
[04/05/24 09:52:04] w00ter [174/1414] has challenged techDarko [22/1221] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 07:03:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/06/24 11:52:02] dirmaster0 [383/1060] has challenged w00ter [1224/1414] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 05:23:03 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[04/06/24 14:01:40] k [1021/1453] has come upon w00ter [995/1414] and battered him in combat! 4 days, 06:19:02 is removed from k's clock.
[04/06/24 19:36:07] r0d3nt [540/1578] has challenged w00ter [338/1414] and overpowered him in combat! 16 days, 14:13:33 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/06/24 22:03:50] w00ter [1411/1414] has come upon Dent [414/794] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 22:32:28 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/06/24 22:52:04] w00ter [40/1414] has challenged dirmaster0 [1016/1064] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 17:32:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/07/24 11:52:04] w00ter [993/1414] has challenged r0d3nt [675/1578] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 16:57:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/07/24 22:47:47] w00ter added slashdot.org to his HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 03:59:44 toward level 76.
[04/08/24 06:42:10] r0d3nt, morb, and k [3928/4202] have team battled techDarko, w00ter, and ngora [2037/3587] and won! 11 days, 18:13:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 07:52:02] Phreaked [23/1236] has challenged w00ter [223/1414] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 12:08:32 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/08/24 11:52:02] w00ter [333/1414] has challenged Flier [752/766] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:41:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/08/24 17:52:04] w00ter [735/1414] has challenged RDNt [178/678] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 10:24:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/09/24 05:58:32] w00ter, Anna, ctrl-c, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/24 19:52:02] techDarko [329/1221] has challenged w00ter [187/1414] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 07:17:25 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/09/24 22:19:17] w00ter [404/1414] has come upon ngora [682/952] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:05:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/10/24 04:51:01] w00ter, Flier, r0d3nt, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/10/24 12:52:02] w00ter [937/1414] has challenged Flier [490/753] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 09:30:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/10/24 23:52:04] w00ter [267/1414] has challenged ctrl-c [391/568] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 23:27:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/11/24 00:52:02] w00ter [49/1414] has challenged techDarko [668/1221] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:13:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/11/24 01:52:04] w00ter [81/1414] has challenged k [1212/1453] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 13:27:57 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/11/24 02:52:04] w00ter [728/1414] has challenged RDNt [684/697] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 17:09:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/11/24 06:52:03] RDNt [442/697] has challenged w00ter [501/1414] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 06:28:30 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/11/24 19:52:03] Flier [215/753] has challenged w00ter [1062/1414] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 21:20:58 is added to Flier's clock.
[04/12/24 01:40:59] w00ter [412/1414] has come upon Flier [127/753] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 19:29:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/12/24 03:38:13] kub [504/960] has come upon w00ter [432/1414] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 17:37:16 is removed from kub's clock.
[04/12/24 10:52:04] morb [301/1171] has challenged w00ter [592/1414] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:45:28 is added to morb's clock.
[04/12/24 16:52:03] intro [457/756] has challenged w00ter [1326/1414] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:49:52 is added to intro's clock.
[04/12/24 17:02:46] kub [566/960] has come upon w00ter [925/1414] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 14:11:04 is added to kub's clock.
[04/12/24 18:52:02] w00ter [694/1414] has challenged k [376/1453] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 02:47:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/12/24 18:52:02] In the fierce battle, k dropped their level 380 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old level 332 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand to k
[04/12/24 23:52:02] w00ter [387/1467] has challenged morb [592/1171] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 20:07:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/13/24 00:52:04] dirmaster0 [816/1064] has challenged w00ter [304/1467] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 15:45:46 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[04/13/24 00:52:04] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 156 megabyte modem! dirmaster0 picks it up, tossing his old the Deathstation 3133 modem to w00ter
[04/13/24 10:52:03] Phreaked [199/1236] has challenged w00ter [1188/1442] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 01:54:08 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/13/24 15:52:03] Phreaked [832/1236] has challenged w00ter [519/1442] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 05:46:43 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[04/13/24 21:52:03] RDNt [460/697] has challenged w00ter [474/1442] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 02:18:57 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/14/24 15:52:02] w00ter [280/1442] has challenged r0d3nt [554/1578] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:47:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/14/24 20:52:50] w00ter gets recruited by the Church of Soylentology and no longer makes any sense. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 10:34:42 from level 76.
[04/15/24 02:52:03] ctrl-c [421/568] has challenged w00ter [305/1442] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 22:35:04 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[04/16/24 00:52:04] w00ter [965/1442] has challenged Anna [306/1137] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 09:32:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/16/24 08:52:03] r0d3nt [778/1578] has challenged w00ter [898/1442] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 05:56:48 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[04/16/24 10:52:02] w00ter [899/1442] has challenged r0d3nt [1057/1578] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:39:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/16/24 14:52:02] w00ter [324/1442] has challenged k [76/1405] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 05:49:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/16/24 17:52:04] w00ter [1314/1442] has challenged Phreaked [884/1236] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:09:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/16/24 19:41:09] w00ter, Anna, techDarko, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/16/24 22:52:04] w00ter [1109/1442] has challenged Flier [245/753] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:18:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/17/24 11:52:02] ctrl-c [70/568] has challenged w00ter [1075/1442] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 04:10:41 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/17/24 18:30:53] w00ter [1374/1442] has come upon intro [143/756] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 18:11:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/17/24 23:52:04] intro [694/756] has challenged w00ter [1413/1442] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:23:34 is added to intro's clock.
[04/18/24 14:52:02] w00ter [1276/1442] has challenged ctrl-c [547/568] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 12:09:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/18/24 15:52:02] morb [172/1176] has challenged w00ter [989/1442] but is crushed in combat! 12 days, 05:33:46 is added to morb's clock.
[04/18/24 16:52:04] w00ter [839/1442] has challenged ngora [127/952] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 0 days, 19:11:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/18/24 17:52:03] Phreaked [97/1236] has challenged w00ter [1265/1442] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 16:27:52 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[04/18/24 22:54:08] kub, w00ter, r0d3nt, and RDNt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/19/24 12:52:04] w00ter [1416/1442] has challenged kub [899/960] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:28:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/19/24 21:52:03] w00ter [1297/1442] has challenged kub [341/960] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 03:41:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/20/24 01:52:04] techDarko [1216/1221] has challenged w00ter [493/1442] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 21:29:55 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/20/24 10:13:27] w00ter [23/1471] has challenged intro [651/756] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 17:36:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/20/24 12:11:26] w00ter and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[04/20/24 13:52:02] morb [331/1176] has challenged w00ter [1221/1471] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 22:30:52 is added to morb's clock.
[04/20/24 16:11:50] w00ter, r0d3nt, Phreaked, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/20/24 16:52:03] Anna [341/1144] has challenged w00ter [287/1471] and pummelled him in combat! 6 days, 03:56:17 is removed from Anna's clock.
[04/21/24 00:52:02] w00ter [132/1471] has challenged kub [515/980] but is defeated in combat! 11 days, 12:43:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/21/24 12:40:19] w00ter installed on-the-fly compression, boosting his hard disk! w00ter's hard disk gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/24 13:52:04] k [943/1371] has challenged w00ter [229/1480] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 16:11:57 is removed from k's clock.
[04/22/24 04:52:03] w00ter [494/1480] has challenged techDarko [1097/1221] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 18:46:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/22/24 11:52:04] w00ter [417/1480] has challenged r0d3nt [1355/1578] but is crushed in combat! 15 days, 23:01:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/22/24 13:49:42] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 6 days, 09:03:23 toward level 77.
[04/22/24 15:52:02] morb [231/1176] has challenged w00ter [366/1480] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 16:39:55 is added to morb's clock.
[04/22/24 18:58:56] Anna, RDNt, and k [2490/3238] have team battled ctrl-c, w00ter, and r0d3nt [1507/3663] and won! 0 days, 07:41:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 03:52:03] Anna [781/1144] has challenged w00ter [1143/1480] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:04:49 is added to Anna's clock.
[04/23/24 09:52:04] w00ter [480/1480] has challenged r0d3nt [510/1578] but is pummelled in combat! 18 days, 03:01:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/23/24 16:52:02] w00ter [1055/1480] has challenged r0d3nt [1391/1578] but is defeated in combat! 22 days, 14:02:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/23/24 16:57:24] morb stole w00ter's 23.0 TB hard disk while he was sleeping! morb leaves their old 9.5 TB hard disk behind, which w00ter then takes.
[04/24/24 03:52:04] morb [1149/1200] has challenged w00ter [286/1450] and crushed him in combat! 4 days, 08:06:01 is removed from morb's clock.
[04/24/24 04:52:03] w00ter [447/1450] has challenged intro [171/766] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 14:45:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/24 08:52:02] techDarko [506/1221] has challenged w00ter [335/1450] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 18:12:12 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[04/24/24 08:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 78 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! techDarko picks it up, tossing their old OS to w00ter
[04/24/24 09:52:04] w00ter [1053/1445] has challenged idleClaw [253/1579] and crushed them in combat! 19 days, 12:28:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/24/24 14:20:17] w00ter, r0d3nt, morb, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/24/24 16:55:51] w00ter cracked his neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 6 days, 09:56:41 toward level 77.
[04/25/24 01:52:04] RDNt [463/723] has challenged w00ter [1247/1445] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 15:10:53 is added to RDNt's clock.
[04/25/24 09:52:04] k [428/1371] has challenged w00ter [371/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 16 days, 22:17:22 is removed from k's clock.
[04/25/24 11:52:04] w00ter [1176/1445] has challenged Flier [614/799] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 23:29:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/26/24 11:12:27] w00ter watched meatspin for 145 spins. This terrible calamity has slowed him 4 days, 13:45:37 from level 77.
[04/26/24 20:52:03] morb [374/1200] has challenged w00ter [633/1445] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:33:31 is added to morb's clock.
[04/27/24 00:52:05] techDarko [146/1226] has challenged w00ter [515/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:14 is added to techDarko's clock.
[04/27/24 02:52:03] w00ter [208/1445] has challenged intro [38/766] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 10:55:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/27/24 03:52:03] w00ter [950/1445] has challenged Anna [594/1144] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 22:13:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/27/24 08:52:04] r0d3nt [1041/1578] has challenged w00ter [486/1445] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 06:13:02 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[04/27/24 10:52:04] k [748/1371] has challenged w00ter [875/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 13:05:44 is added to k's clock.
[04/27/24 16:52:03] ctrl-c [81/605] has challenged w00ter [1271/1445] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 07:25:42 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/27/24 17:52:04] w00ter [365/1445] has challenged k [1241/1371] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 20:03:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/27/24 18:52:04] w00ter [1068/1445] has challenged Flier [406/799] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 06:10:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 04:52:02] w00ter [1146/1445] has challenged kub [849/980] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 23:55:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 06:52:03] w00ter [1311/1445] has challenged Phreaked [420/1236] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 14:30:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 09:52:03] w00ter [80/1445] has challenged Flier [107/803] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 17:23:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 13:52:02] w00ter [211/1445] has challenged Phreaked [1027/1236] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 22:31:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 17:52:04] k [455/1371] has challenged w00ter [199/1445] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 16:13:21 is removed from k's clock.
[04/28/24 18:52:04] w00ter [139/1445] has challenged k [612/1371] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:41:58 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/28/24 20:20:21] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[04/29/24 00:52:04] w00ter [304/1445] has challenged k [928/1371] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 12:10:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/29/24 01:52:04] w00ter [846/1445] has challenged r0d3nt [1222/1578] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 16:28:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[04/29/24 07:52:04] k [400/1371] has challenged w00ter [966/1445] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:36:23 is added to k's clock.
[04/29/24 09:52:04] ctrl-c [582/605] has challenged w00ter [696/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:32:39 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[04/29/24 15:14:14] w00ter found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 20:56:16 toward level 77.
[04/30/24 16:52:04] ngora [678/958] has challenged w00ter [274/1445] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 08:36:28 is removed from ngora's clock.
[04/30/24 17:52:03] w00ter [982/1445] has challenged dirmaster0 [911/1087] and pummelled him in combat! 8 days, 08:08:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[04/30/24 21:52:03] w00ter [1155/1445] has challenged Phreaked [687/1236] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 10:20:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 02:52:02] Flier [111/803] has challenged w00ter [1239/1445] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 07:55:29 is added to Flier's clock.
[05/01/24 04:25:11] w00ter [602/1445] has come upon intro [331/766] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 14:21:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 04:52:02] kub [644/1006] has challenged w00ter [240/1445] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 02:32:34 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/01/24 04:52:02] kub has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:39:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 06:15:12] w00ter, dirmaster0, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/01/24 15:32:34] w00ter [595/1445] has come upon techDarko [106/1226] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 08:47:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 15:52:03] w00ter [731/1445] has challenged dirmaster0 [1024/1087] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:51:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 19:52:04] w00ter [1145/1445] has challenged techDarko [13/1226] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 06:02:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/01/24 22:52:05] techDarko [1051/1226] has challenged w00ter [405/1445] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 05:09:03 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/02/24 02:52:03] r0d3nt [931/1578] has challenged w00ter [1179/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:02 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[05/02/24 12:52:04] kub [927/1006] has challenged w00ter [279/1445] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 03:43:48 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/02/24 14:52:02] w00ter [603/1445] has challenged techDarko [739/1226] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 12:34:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/03/24 04:52:03] intro [128/766] has challenged w00ter [1089/1445] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 19:19:12 is added to intro's clock.
[05/03/24 08:52:04] Anna [85/1144] has challenged w00ter [259/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 19:49:07 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/03/24 09:52:04] k [359/1371] has challenged w00ter [581/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 17 days, 18:03:33 is added to k's clock.
[05/03/24 11:45:28] tinyredlantern, r0d3nt, and ctrl-c [3056/3245] have team battled dirmaster0, Phreaked, and w00ter [3258/3768] and lost! 2 days, 05:03:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/24 16:28:54] w00ter and ngora's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[05/03/24 18:41:02] w00ter, morb, and Flier [611/3458] have team battled tinyredlantern, intro, and r0d3nt [2587/3326] and lost! 3 days, 13:56:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/24 22:52:03] techDarko [1015/1226] has challenged w00ter [10/1445] and crushed him in combat! 19 days, 01:42:04 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[05/03/24 23:52:02] tinyredlantern [240/1062] has challenged w00ter [65/1445] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 18:38:29 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[05/04/24 01:52:02] tinyredlantern [305/1062] has challenged w00ter [843/1445] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:35:58 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[05/04/24 03:52:04] w00ter [615/1445] has challenged dirmaster0 [375/1087] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 00:14:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/04/24 07:00:16] w00ter upgraded his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 00:51:16 toward level 77.
[05/04/24 20:52:02] Phreaked [249/1236] has challenged w00ter [1233/1445] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 11:16:23 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/04/24 22:52:04] w00ter [812/1445] has challenged r0d3nt [269/1578] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 13:36:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/05/24 01:23:32] w00ter, ctrl-c, morb, and tinyredlantern have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/05/24 13:02:41] w00ter and ngora's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[05/05/24 19:52:03] k [694/1371] has challenged w00ter [371/1445] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 16:22:18 is removed from k's clock.
[05/06/24 00:59:39] w00ter, techDarko, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/06/24 13:52:04] w00ter [446/1445] has challenged Flier [229/803] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/06/24 17:52:02] kub [954/1006] has challenged w00ter [300/1445] and defeated him in combat! 11 days, 04:18:20 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/06/24 22:52:02] w00ter [788/1445] has challenged Flier [43/803] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 10:20:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/07/24 05:52:03] Phreaked [743/1236] has challenged w00ter [247/1445] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 06:52:04 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/07/24 17:52:03] w00ter [681/1445] has challenged dirmaster0 [843/1087] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 09:31:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/07/24 18:56:50] Anna [354/1144] has come upon w00ter [451/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 06:30:41 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/07/24 23:52:03] w00ter [478/1445] has challenged dirmaster0 [692/1087] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:12:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/08/24 04:52:03] k [1203/1371] has challenged w00ter [1161/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 3 days, 18:12:35 is removed from k's clock.
[05/08/24 07:53:59] w00ter and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[05/08/24 18:04:26] w00ter uninstalled all 5 toolbars from his browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:34:23 toward level 77.
[05/08/24 20:52:04] ctrl-c [370/681] has challenged w00ter [377/1445] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 13:32:32 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/08/24 22:52:03] w00ter [616/1445] has challenged Anna [87/1144] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:10:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/09/24 00:52:02] Phreaked [85/1236] has challenged w00ter [1219/1445] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 02:27:15 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[05/09/24 05:52:03] Anna [102/1144] has challenged w00ter [875/1445] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 06:25:36 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/09/24 07:52:02] w00ter [1415/1445] has challenged intro [235/686] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/09/24 09:52:02] kub [415/1006] has challenged w00ter [260/1445] and overpowered him in combat! 14 days, 03:58:22 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/09/24 13:52:03] w00ter [265/1445] has challenged techDarko [1179/1198] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:47:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/09/24 16:52:03] w00ter [222/1445] has challenged morb [704/1210] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/09/24 22:52:04] ctrl-c [66/681] has challenged w00ter [260/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:10:37 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/10/24 00:52:03] dirmaster0 [785/1138] has challenged w00ter [1423/1445] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:47:50 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/10/24 03:43:45] w00ter [1119/1445] has challenged kub [392/1006] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 16:21:51 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/10/24 06:10:26] intro, k, and techDarko [1299/3255] have team battled ctrl-c, r0d3nt, and w00ter [272/3704] and won! 0 days, 18:42:36 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 09:43:10] w00ter [850/1445] has come upon techDarko [1072/1198] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 09:43:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/10/24 10:50:28] morb, r0d3nt, and w00ter [910/4233] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and Flier [508/3116] and won! 1 day, 13:25:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 12:52:04] w00ter [94/1445] has challenged Flier [753/780] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 19:05:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/10/24 13:38:00] w00ter, ctrl-c, Phreaked, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/10/24 18:52:04] dirmaster0 [374/1138] has challenged w00ter [1149/1445] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 00:25:06 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/10/24 23:52:02] ngora [295/962] has challenged w00ter [849/1445] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 02:39:42 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/11/24 00:52:02] dirmaster0 [123/1138] has challenged w00ter [145/1445] but is battered in combat! 8 days, 05:24:20 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/11/24 06:52:03] w00ter [1385/1445] has challenged k [594/1371] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 00:27:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/11/24 13:27:26] kub, w00ter, k, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/11/24 18:52:04] w00ter [660/1445] has challenged ctrl-c [513/681] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 15:42:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/11/24 21:52:02] morb [228/1210] has challenged w00ter [144/1445] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 10:43:47 is removed from morb's clock.
[05/11/24 23:52:04] w00ter [1295/1445] has challenged idleClaw [1516/1579] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 10:12:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/12/24 04:52:04] w00ter [1331/1445] has challenged ngora [939/962] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 00:53:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/12/24 12:52:02] morb [437/1210] has challenged w00ter [1096/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:58:54 is added to morb's clock.
[05/12/24 15:25:23] w00ter [277/1445] has come upon morb [791/1210] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:25:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/12/24 20:52:02] w00ter [1301/1445] has challenged ctrl-c [443/681] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/12/24 21:41:06] Anna [1037/1144] has come upon w00ter [1047/1445] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 03:46:28 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/13/24 10:52:03] morb [489/1210] has challenged w00ter [436/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 22:07:47 is removed from morb's clock.
[05/13/24 13:52:02] morb [226/1210] has challenged w00ter [398/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 17:21:18 is added to morb's clock.
[05/13/24 17:52:03] Phreaked [916/1279] has challenged w00ter [458/1445] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 06:20:05 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[05/13/24 18:52:03] w00ter [525/1445] has challenged morb [745/1210] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 23:58:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/14/24 00:52:03] w00ter [702/1445] has challenged dclaw [385/1147] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 12:28:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/24 05:52:02] w00ter [244/1445] has challenged r0d3nt [929/1615] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:06:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/14/24 09:37:26] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[05/14/24 09:39:32] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/24 15:52:04] w00ter [1194/1445] has challenged k [1187/1371] and bruised them in combat! 1 day, 09:13:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/14/24 20:52:03] dclaw [415/1147] has challenged w00ter [512/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 22 days, 11:07:25 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/15/24 00:52:02] Flier [0/780] has challenged w00ter [18/1445] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 13:16:22 is added to Flier's clock.
[05/15/24 01:52:02] w00ter [680/1445] has challenged Flier [161/780] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 01:25:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/15/24 09:52:02] kub [235/1006] has challenged w00ter [583/1445] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:23:14 is added to kub's clock.
[05/15/24 22:52:03] w00ter [391/1445] has challenged morb [1178/1210] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:47:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/15/24 23:52:03] w00ter [750/1445] has challenged intro [439/686] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:54:37 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/24 04:52:02] Flier [715/780] has challenged w00ter [835/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:51:31 is added to Flier's clock.
[05/16/24 06:52:04] w00ter [149/1445] has challenged ngora [846/962] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:11:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/16/24 10:52:02] w00ter [1167/1445] has challenged ctrl-c [556/674] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 23:56:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/16/24 14:50:24] w00ter, kub, and intro [2302/3137] have team battled morb, techDarko, and Anna [3522/3552] and lost! 0 days, 19:42:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/24 20:56:40] Knuth looked upon w00ter, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 4 days, 05:56:16 toward level 78.
[05/16/24 21:52:03] dclaw [1038/1147] has challenged w00ter [493/1445] and defeated him in combat! 16 days, 01:38:41 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[05/16/24 23:52:03] Anna [1133/1144] has challenged w00ter [878/1445] and defeated him in combat! 17 days, 07:59:45 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/17/24 07:52:03] Anna [479/1144] has challenged w00ter [1108/1445] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 23:14:48 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/17/24 16:52:04] w00ter [460/1445] has challenged kub [533/1006] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 11:02:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/17/24 22:52:04] w00ter [1387/1445] has challenged dclaw [100/1147] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 13:16:15 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/18/24 03:52:04] w00ter [632/1445] has challenged ngora [668/962] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 08:00:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/18/24 05:52:30] Anna [261/1144] has come upon w00ter [382/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 07:33:44 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/18/24 11:15:50] w00ter, Flier, and Anna [2833/3369] have team battled techDarko, dirmaster0, and ctrl-c [868/3053] and won! 0 days, 07:05:04 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/24 12:36:15] ngora [852/962] has come upon w00ter [176/1445] and defeated him in combat! 27 days, 15:25:02 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/18/24 18:52:03] w00ter [318/1445] has challenged idleClaw [741/1616] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:04:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/18/24 21:06:49] ctrl-c, ngora, and Flier [281/2416] have team battled w00ter, morb, and dclaw [3044/3763] and lost! 0 days, 03:01:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/24 08:47:27] morb, r0d3nt, and Flier [1668/3605] have team battled w00ter, ctrl-c, and dirmaster0 [2434/3300] and lost! 3 days, 20:54:09 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/24 16:52:04] w00ter [101/1445] has challenged Flier [726/780] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/19/24 17:46:51] w00ter [1209/1445] has challenged kub [741/1006] and defeated them in combat! 15 days, 21:53:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/19/24 21:41:48] intro [513/686] has challenged w00ter [524/1445] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 08:53:56 is added to intro's clock.
[05/20/24 20:52:04] w00ter [650/1445] has challenged techDarko [536/1198] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 09:15:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/20/24 21:52:04] r0d3nt [928/1615] has challenged w00ter [602/1445] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 12:52:21 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[05/21/24 22:35:21] w00ter, dirmaster0, dclaw, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/22/24 04:52:03] w00ter [1425/1445] has challenged Anna [374/1139] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 08:02:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/22/24 09:52:04] w00ter [917/1445] has challenged techDarko [520/1198] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:43:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/22/24 10:52:04] w00ter [434/1445] has challenged Flier [735/783] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:35:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/22/24 11:52:04] ngora [129/962] has challenged w00ter [635/1445] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 04:51:25 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/22/24 23:52:03] w00ter [681/1445] has challenged intro [533/686] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 15:24:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/23/24 03:35:53] w00ter, ctrl-c, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/23/24 03:52:04] dirmaster0 [523/1190] has challenged w00ter [747/1445] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:27:42 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[05/23/24 04:52:03] ctrl-c [585/735] has challenged w00ter [1119/1445] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:15:16 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/23/24 14:52:04] w00ter [766/1445] has challenged idleClaw [186/1616] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:36:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/24/24 00:52:02] w00ter [171/1445] has challenged dclaw [0/1134] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 05:06:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/24/24 01:50:58] w00ter [545/1445] has come upon ctrl-c [365/735] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:35:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/24/24 10:52:02] kub [548/972] has challenged w00ter [957/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:01:56 is added to kub's clock.
[05/25/24 01:07:42] w00ter, Flier, techDarko, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/25/24 01:32:05] Knuth looked upon w00ter, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 0 days, 09:23:57 toward level 79.
[05/25/24 06:52:04] w00ter [1266/1445] has challenged dclaw [866/1134] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 17:40:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/25/24 07:20:10] dclaw [932/1134] has come upon w00ter [1258/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:56:00 is added to dclaw's clock.
[05/25/24 14:52:03] ngora [699/962] has challenged w00ter [287/1445] and defeated him in combat! 25 days, 22:03:50 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/25/24 16:52:04] ngora [421/962] has challenged w00ter [372/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 19 days, 17:16:31 is removed from ngora's clock.
[05/25/24 16:52:04] ngora has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:35:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/25/24 20:52:02] Flier [392/783] has challenged w00ter [770/1445] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 16:32:31 is added to Flier's clock.
[05/26/24 01:52:03] morb [1087/1204] has challenged w00ter [67/1445] and crushed him in combat! 10 days, 09:32:23 is removed from morb's clock.
[05/26/24 08:52:03] w00ter [1260/1445] has challenged ctrl-c [243/779] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:01:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/26/24 09:48:56] w00ter, ctrl-c, morb, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/26/24 17:48:22] intro [475/686] has come upon w00ter [415/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 4 days, 10:21:53 is removed from intro's clock.
[05/26/24 18:52:03] ngora [433/976] has challenged w00ter [886/1445] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:30:12 is added to ngora's clock.
[05/27/24 03:52:03] ctrl-c [760/779] has challenged w00ter [160/1445] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 02:15:45 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/27/24 04:52:02] dirmaster0 [646/1190] has challenged w00ter [478/1445] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 01:56:42 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[05/27/24 07:52:03] kub [788/974] has challenged w00ter [739/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 6 days, 14:37:57 is removed from kub's clock.
[05/27/24 11:52:03] w00ter [933/1445] has challenged kub [744/974] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 16:57:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/27/24 13:22:21] w00ter [352/1445] has come upon Flier [286/783] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 07:11:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/27/24 13:30:45] Flier [753/783] has come upon w00ter [674/1445] and pummelled him in combat! 5 days, 08:20:30 is removed from Flier's clock.
[05/27/24 16:03:51] w00ter, dclaw, and ngora [3526/3555] have team battled morb, Anna, and Flier [1902/3078] and won! 0 days, 09:04:42 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/24 16:45:18] w00ter [643/1445] has come upon r0d3nt [240/1615] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:54:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/27/24 23:52:03] w00ter [1440/1445] has challenged r0d3nt [244/1615] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 04:54:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/28/24 03:52:03] Anna [678/1091] has challenged w00ter [147/1445] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 04:04:56 is removed from Anna's clock.
[05/28/24 14:34:16] w00ter [600/1456] has challenged idleClaw [1071/1616] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:26:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/28/24 15:20:53] Flier, w00ter, and k [395/3580] have team battled kub, r0d3nt, and techDarko [2047/3765] and lost! 3 days, 04:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/24 15:52:04] w00ter [639/1456] has challenged techDarko [186/1198] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 11:04:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/28/24 16:05:36] Anna, w00ter, and dclaw [1164/3681] have team battled r0d3nt, intro, and morb [2164/3525] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:27 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/24 21:43:14] Anna [999/1091] has come upon w00ter [1376/1456] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:41:18 is added to Anna's clock.
[05/29/24 05:52:04] w00ter [690/1456] has challenged Anna [918/1091] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 10:40:59 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/29/24 06:37:31] w00ter, Flier, ctrl-c, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/29/24 11:52:04] ctrl-c [498/779] has challenged w00ter [348/1456] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 18:11:38 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[05/29/24 11:52:04] ctrl-c has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 14 days, 19:25:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[05/29/24 12:37:42] kub, ctrl-c, and dclaw [1018/2865] have team battled w00ter, Anna, and k [1373/3888] and lost! 2 days, 20:00:15 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/24 15:52:03] ctrl-c [525/779] has challenged w00ter [709/1456] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 02:03:56 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/29/24 20:52:03] k [900/1341] has challenged w00ter [935/1456] but is pummelled in combat! 16 days, 16:39:26 is added to k's clock.
[05/30/24 02:52:02] ctrl-c [669/779] has challenged w00ter [898/1456] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 13:12:36 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[05/30/24 05:52:04] kub [662/952] has challenged w00ter [1412/1456] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 02:14:57 is added to kub's clock.
[05/30/24 06:13:11] w00ter [867/1456] has come upon ngora [422/982] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 17 days, 10:08:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/30/24 17:52:03] w00ter [613/1456] has challenged Flier [35/783] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 12:28:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/30/24 19:29:22] w00ter learned Ruby. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 12:18:25 toward level 80.
[05/31/24 03:52:04] w00ter [1163/1456] has challenged Flier [86/783] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 03:52:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/31/24 11:52:02] w00ter [1328/1456] has challenged ctrl-c [568/779] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 21:47:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[05/31/24 17:19:35] w00ter, Anna, Flier, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/31/24 19:52:02] w00ter [1164/1456] has challenged dirmaster0 [219/1190] and crushed him in combat! 5 days, 08:14:32 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/01/24 06:59:54] ctrl-c [400/779] has come upon w00ter [407/1456] but is bruised in combat! 2 days, 04:57:11 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/01/24 10:52:03] ctrl-c [205/779] has challenged w00ter [575/1456] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:16:44 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/01/24 16:52:02] w00ter [1087/1456] has challenged ctrl-c [741/779] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 11:02:11 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/01/24 18:42:22] techDarko, w00ter, and k [2454/3995] have team battled Anna, intro, and ngora [1439/2779] and won! 2 days, 23:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/24 00:52:03] dclaw [1097/1134] has challenged w00ter [300/1456] and crushed him in combat! 6 days, 01:33:21 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/02/24 07:52:03] w00ter [883/1456] has challenged Anna [772/1100] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 11:10:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/02/24 09:52:02] r0d3nt [298/1615] has challenged w00ter [283/1456] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 06:30:40 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/02/24 19:52:02] w00ter [303/1456] has challenged techDarko [477/1198] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:14:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/03/24 02:52:02] kub [517/952] has challenged w00ter [397/1456] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 19:45:12 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/03/24 04:52:02] dirmaster0 [675/1190] has challenged w00ter [807/1456] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 02:04:42 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/03/24 05:08:39] w00ter, Anna, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/03/24 05:52:02] ctrl-c [92/779] has challenged w00ter [270/1456] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 20:20:18 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/03/24 08:52:03] dclaw [401/1134] has challenged w00ter [994/1456] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:26 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/03/24 11:52:04] w00ter [515/1456] has challenged techDarko [875/1198] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:02:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/03/24 16:52:04] kub [136/952] has challenged w00ter [174/1456] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 02:03:23 is added to kub's clock.
[06/04/24 00:52:02] w00ter [31/1456] has challenged morb [523/1204] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:26:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/04/24 13:52:03] w00ter [309/1456] has challenged ctrl-c [547/779] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 05:42:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/04/24 16:52:04] Anna [461/1100] has challenged w00ter [1092/1456] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:49:54 is added to Anna's clock.
[06/04/24 17:52:04] w00ter [872/1456] has challenged Flier [631/783] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:31:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/04/24 19:52:03] w00ter [65/1456] has challenged k [246/1341] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 08:35:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/04/24 20:03:35] k [374/1341] has come upon w00ter [1141/1456] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 23:27:20 is added to k's clock.
[06/04/24 22:52:03] w00ter [1245/1456] has challenged Flier [680/783] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:37:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/05/24 04:27:14] w00ter overclocked too much, overheating his CPU! w00ter's the Deathstation 3141 processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/24 07:50:50] dclaw [1033/1134] has come upon w00ter [624/1439] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 07:35:09 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/05/24 07:52:02] kub [97/952] has challenged w00ter [1085/1439] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 07:35:35 is added to kub's clock.
[06/05/24 09:52:04] ngora [254/982] has challenged w00ter [1245/1439] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 12:57:59 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/05/24 12:52:02] dclaw [617/1134] has challenged w00ter [1424/1439] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:54:34 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/05/24 13:52:04] w00ter [586/1439] has challenged techDarko [343/1198] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 18:36:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/05/24 16:05:46] k [505/1341] has come upon w00ter [875/1439] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:16:50 is added to k's clock.
[06/05/24 16:53:33] w00ter, dirmaster0, dclaw, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/05/24 20:52:04] w00ter [476/1439] has challenged intro [447/706] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:05:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/06/24 22:52:04] w00ter [918/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [380/1190] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:20:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/06/24 23:52:04] w00ter [151/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [1128/1190] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 12:52:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/07/24 11:52:02] w00ter [704/1439] has challenged r0d3nt [348/1631] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 16:18:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/07/24 16:52:03] techDarko [206/1198] has challenged w00ter [29/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 18:14:04 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/07/24 23:52:02] w00ter [820/1439] has challenged Flier [443/783] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/08/24 00:52:04] w00ter [90/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [289/1119] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:13:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/08/24 01:52:02] w00ter [1239/1439] has challenged morb [992/1147] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:43:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/08/24 04:52:03] morb [379/1147] has challenged w00ter [623/1439] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:47:46 is added to morb's clock.
[06/08/24 08:17:31] w00ter did 'emerge -u world' in his gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 01:41:48 from level 80.
[06/08/24 11:28:47] w00ter, Flier, ctrl-c, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/08/24 13:52:04] w00ter [6/1439] has challenged Flier [524/783] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/08/24 15:52:04] Flier [407/783] has challenged w00ter [614/1439] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 23:14:41 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/08/24 16:52:04] kub [85/952] has challenged w00ter [914/1439] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:47:57 is added to kub's clock.
[06/08/24 17:52:03] r0d3nt [430/1631] has challenged w00ter [1356/1439] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 07:39:55 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/08/24 19:52:04] w00ter [257/1439] has challenged morb [413/1147] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:55:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/09/24 05:39:59] w00ter [791/1439] has challenged ngora [61/982] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 16 days, 08:55:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/09/24 17:52:02] w00ter [329/1439] has challenged Anna [337/1169] but is bruised in combat! 13 days, 00:46:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/09/24 21:52:03] w00ter [1407/1439] has challenged Anna [389/1169] and crushed them in combat! 16 days, 02:53:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/10/24 11:52:03] w00ter [1315/1439] has challenged Anna [109/1169] and crushed them in combat! 12 days, 02:40:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/10/24 13:52:03] r0d3nt [354/1631] has challenged w00ter [239/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 09:45:30 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/10/24 18:10:37] w00ter was DDoSed off the net by over 400 machines. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 15:59:26 from level 81.
[06/10/24 19:52:04] w00ter [1070/1439] has challenged dclaw [521/1212] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 04:06:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/10/24 21:52:04] w00ter [958/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [579/1119] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 02:04:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/10/24 23:52:03] techDarko [1042/1200] has challenged w00ter [1014/1439] and pummelled him in combat! 10 days, 12:24:34 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[06/11/24 06:02:23] w00ter, techDarko, dclaw, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/11/24 06:02:32] dclaw [287/1212] has come upon w00ter [750/1439] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:39:30 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/11/24 06:05:05] w00ter [807/1439] has come upon techDarko [271/1200] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:05:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/11/24 06:53:22] r0d3nt [1044/1631] has come upon w00ter [338/1439] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 03:15:33 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/11/24 16:52:03] techDarko [690/1200] has challenged w00ter [1220/1439] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:58:35 is added to techDarko's clock.
[06/11/24 21:52:03] w00ter [901/1439] has challenged morb [843/1150] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 08:11:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/12/24 04:52:04] w00ter [634/1439] has challenged dclaw [1029/1212] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:44:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/12/24 06:11:36] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[06/12/24 07:52:02] kub [163/952] has challenged w00ter [590/1439] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 02:09:59 is added to kub's clock.
[06/12/24 09:52:04] w00ter [1068/1439] has challenged kub [424/952] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 18:19:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/12/24 17:52:04] w00ter [1410/1439] has challenged Flier [302/781] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 03:49:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 00:17:56] w00ter, Anna, r0d3nt, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/24 00:52:04] w00ter [194/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [243/1119] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:51:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 02:52:03] w00ter [1181/1439] has challenged intro [324/706] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 20:41:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 09:52:03] intro [407/706] has challenged w00ter [1212/1439] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 23:33:10 is added to intro's clock.
[06/13/24 12:52:02] intro [216/706] has challenged w00ter [1237/1439] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 22:51:48 is added to intro's clock.
[06/13/24 15:52:02] ctrl-c [615/784] has challenged w00ter [459/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 12:12:28 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/13/24 15:52:02] ctrl-c has dealt w00ter a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:06:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 20:52:04] w00ter [810/1439] has challenged Flier [569/781] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 21:52:03] w00ter [1396/1439] has challenged k [636/1341] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 07:11:21 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/13/24 23:14:44] dclaw, morb, and r0d3nt [690/3999] have team battled dirmaster0, w00ter, and Anna [1039/3727] and lost! 0 days, 04:22:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/24 23:52:03] w00ter [80/1439] has challenged k [1310/1341] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 23:13:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/14/24 07:52:02] w00ter [121/1439] has challenged k [1293/1341] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 02:52:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/14/24 08:52:02] ngora [659/979] has challenged w00ter [772/1439] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 20:50:18 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/14/24 10:39:27] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 08:09:52 toward level 81.
[06/14/24 10:52:04] k [1102/1341] has challenged w00ter [448/1439] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 07:05:36 is removed from k's clock.
[06/14/24 11:52:02] r0d3nt [91/1631] has challenged w00ter [1092/1439] but is crushed in combat! 13 days, 13:15:56 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/14/24 15:52:03] kub [894/952] has challenged w00ter [1413/1439] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 17:49:31 is added to kub's clock.
[06/15/24 04:52:03] k [412/1341] has challenged w00ter [876/1439] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:36:11 is added to k's clock.
[06/15/24 09:37:12] w00ter cleared all 498 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 12:35:38 toward level 81.
[06/15/24 12:52:04] Flier [562/776] has challenged w00ter [711/1439] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 17:49:36 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/15/24 14:52:04] Flier [648/776] has challenged w00ter [1032/1439] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:23:31 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/16/24 02:29:45] w00ter and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[06/16/24 02:52:02] dirmaster0 [967/1054] has challenged w00ter [300/1439] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 10:23:57 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/16/24 09:52:03] w00ter [336/1439] has challenged techDarko [1027/1193] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:47:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/16/24 10:52:04] w00ter [1177/1439] has challenged ctrl-c [470/784] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:44:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/16/24 12:52:04] dirmaster0 [176/1054] has challenged w00ter [1386/1439] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 08:04:34 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/16/24 13:52:04] w00ter [1214/1439] has challenged Anna [824/1169] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 14:40:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/16/24 15:52:03] kub [656/952] has challenged w00ter [511/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 04:07:26 is removed from kub's clock.
[06/16/24 18:52:02] ctrl-c [730/784] has challenged w00ter [611/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:11:36 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[06/17/24 02:52:02] w00ter [418/1439] has challenged r0d3nt [35/1631] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/17/24 04:52:02] w00ter [836/1439] has challenged r0d3nt [1065/1631] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 05:46:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/24 07:52:03] Flier [177/776] has challenged w00ter [93/1439] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 22:01:11 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/17/24 08:39:28] w00ter, Anna, Flier, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/17/24 16:52:03] w00ter [660/1439] has challenged dirmaster0 [748/1054] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:07:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/24 20:52:04] w00ter [49/1439] has challenged idleClaw [386/1632] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/24 21:52:04] w00ter [106/1439] has challenged dclaw [909/1216] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:08:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/17/24 23:52:03] w00ter [1203/1439] has challenged kub [160/952] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 00:52:04] w00ter [921/1439] has challenged Anna [142/1169] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 01:22:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 04:03:23] w00ter, Flier, r0d3nt, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/18/24 04:52:03] w00ter [615/1439] has challenged idleClaw [1120/1632] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 04:55:51] w00ter [538/1460] has challenged dirmaster0 [1047/1054] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 10:28:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 06:52:02] ngora [329/974] has challenged w00ter [320/1460] and battered him in combat! 3 days, 16:37:13 is removed from ngora's clock.
[06/18/24 09:38:30] dirmaster0 [761/1131] has challenged w00ter [1086/1460] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 20:04:23 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/18/24 09:52:02] w00ter [1263/1460] has challenged Flier [592/776] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 05:36:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 15:22:40] w00ter forgot to make backups for 8 weeks. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 17:54:30 from level 82.
[06/18/24 19:14:57] w00ter [1444/1460] has come upon techDarko [630/1193] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 19:10:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/18/24 23:52:04] r0d3nt [365/1631] has challenged w00ter [54/1460] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 14:42:16 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/19/24 00:39:11] w00ter, Flier, dirmaster0, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/19/24 14:57:41] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 16:36:25 toward level 82.
[06/19/24 18:52:02] w00ter [229/1460] has challenged intro [382/765] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 21:37:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/19/24 19:52:02] w00ter [198/1460] has challenged kub [827/952] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:58:08 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/20/24 01:52:03] w00ter [1106/1460] has challenged Anna [729/1174] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 08:55:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/20/24 13:52:03] k [123/1341] has challenged w00ter [396/1460] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:27:00 is added to k's clock.
[06/20/24 22:09:53] w00ter got locked out of Google+. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 08:23:51 from level 82.
[06/20/24 22:48:26] w00ter, ctrl-c, techDarko, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/21/24 14:52:03] w00ter [536/1460] has challenged dclaw [42/1216] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 07:10:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/21/24 16:52:18] w00ter learned Perl. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 03:40:43 toward level 82.
[06/22/24 01:50:44] w00ter, r0d3nt, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/22/24 02:52:02] w00ter [1353/1460] has challenged k [435/1341] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 02:32:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/22/24 08:52:04] ngora [316/960] has challenged w00ter [1190/1460] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 00:02:16 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/22/24 08:57:34] w00ter got locked out of GMail. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 11:38:28 from level 82.
[06/22/24 09:32:08] w00ter and Anna's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[06/22/24 13:52:03] morb [765/1156] has challenged w00ter [1306/1460] but is defeated in combat! 23 days, 08:54:02 is added to morb's clock.
[06/22/24 21:52:03] dirmaster0 [1009/1129] has challenged w00ter [998/1460] and battered him in combat! 2 days, 08:47:19 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/22/24 23:52:02] w00ter [1254/1460] has challenged idleClaw [296/1632] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 01:19:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/23/24 03:52:03] w00ter [1447/1460] has challenged k [141/1341] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 00:19:05 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/23/24 09:52:02] ctrl-c [203/841] has challenged w00ter [1288/1460] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 17:23:58 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/24/24 15:52:03] k [1037/1341] has challenged w00ter [990/1489] and pummelled him in combat! 5 days, 04:27:35 is removed from k's clock.
[06/24/24 16:52:03] dclaw [11/1216] has challenged w00ter [721/1489] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:24 is added to dclaw's clock.
[06/25/24 01:52:02] w00ter [1178/1489] has challenged techDarko [34/1211] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/25/24 02:52:04] ctrl-c [243/841] has challenged w00ter [557/1489] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:28:43 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/25/24 03:52:04] w00ter [630/1489] has challenged intro [379/784] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/25/24 12:52:02] morb [1004/1156] has challenged w00ter [63/1489] and crushed him in combat! 24 days, 17:33:57 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/25/24 13:52:02] w00ter [780/1489] has challenged dirmaster0 [1033/1142] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:20:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/25/24 20:52:03] w00ter [1371/1489] has challenged k [929/1341] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 03:15:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/26/24 03:52:05] intro [339/784] has challenged w00ter [294/1489] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 09:35:15 is removed from intro's clock.
[06/26/24 07:52:03] w00ter [488/1489] has challenged techDarko [647/1211] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:07:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/26/24 12:54:50] dclaw, r0d3nt, and w00ter [932/4312] have team battled ctrl-c, k, and kub [2881/3134] and lost! 1 day, 08:58:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/24 13:52:04] Flier [88/846] has challenged w00ter [980/1489] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 22:17:29 is added to Flier's clock.
[06/26/24 14:52:04] w00ter [407/1489] has challenged Anna [15/1258] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 23:01:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/26/24 20:52:03] r0d3nt [1365/1631] has challenged w00ter [450/1489] and crushed him in combat! 18 days, 19:52:24 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/26/24 21:14:29] w00ter [1445/1489] has come upon morb [137/1156] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 02:52:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/26/24 22:56:37] w00ter added slashdot.org to his HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 04:14:54 toward level 82.
[06/27/24 05:52:04] w00ter [811/1489] has challenged Flier [665/846] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 02:01:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/27/24 06:42:23] w00ter became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 19:04:11 toward level 82.
[06/27/24 06:52:03] dirmaster0 [675/1142] has challenged w00ter [949/1489] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:32:03 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[06/27/24 10:52:04] w00ter [838/1489] has challenged dclaw [289/1192] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 13:31:58 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/27/24 11:52:03] w00ter [912/1489] has challenged morb [606/1156] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 02:47:01 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/27/24 14:52:02] w00ter [1309/1489] has challenged Anna [318/1258] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 12:18:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[06/27/24 14:52:02] w00ter has dealt Anna a Critical Strike! 15 days, 05:09:21 is added to Anna's clock.
[06/27/24 18:52:03] Flier [367/846] has challenged w00ter [367/1489] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 4 days, 03:37:12 is removed from Flier's clock.
[06/27/24 18:52:03] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 279 megabyte coffee machine! Flier picks it up, tossing their old level 53 coffee machine to w00ter
[06/27/24 19:52:03] r0d3nt [1381/1631] has challenged w00ter [16/1240] and crushed him in combat! 18 days, 15:16:24 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/27/24 21:52:03] dirmaster0 [1056/1142] has challenged w00ter [439/1240] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 22:29:19 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/27/24 21:52:03] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his level 380 genetically modified asian palm civet which shits perfect fresh coffee on demand! dirmaster0 picks it up, tossing his old level 51 wireless card to w00ter
[06/28/24 04:39:29] w00ter found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 14:10:28 toward level 82.
[06/28/24 08:52:02] w00ter [451/878] has challenged dirmaster0 [1006/1471] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:45:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/28/24 15:40:37] kub, w00ter, r0d3nt, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/29/24 00:52:03] dirmaster0 [1386/1471] has challenged w00ter [609/878] and crushed him in combat! 3 days, 11:03:34 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/29/24 02:52:03] w00ter [76/878] has challenged ngora [595/960] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:07:22 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/24 05:52:04] ngora [769/960] has challenged w00ter [793/878] but is battered in combat! 25 days, 08:02:04 is added to ngora's clock.
[06/29/24 09:52:02] w00ter [285/878] has challenged idleClaw [425/1624] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:52:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/24 13:52:04] morb [876/1156] has challenged w00ter [133/878] and crushed him in combat! 13 days, 00:29:00 is removed from morb's clock.
[06/29/24 18:52:02] w00ter [77/878] has challenged dirmaster0 [1208/1471] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 06:55:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[06/29/24 22:35:51] w00ter accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 14:32:41 toward level 82.
[06/29/24 23:17:36] ctrl-c, k, and morb [951/3345] have team battled w00ter, techDarko, and Anna [1018/3347] and lost! 1 day, 19:54:24 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/24 04:52:03] Anna [809/1258] has challenged w00ter [784/878] and battered him in combat! 9 days, 20:24:52 is removed from Anna's clock.
[06/30/24 06:20:44] w00ter founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 09:34:16 toward level 82.
[06/30/24 20:10:43] w00ter, Flier, techDarko, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/01/24 02:52:03] techDarko [302/1211] has challenged w00ter [121/878] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 22:54:06 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/01/24 11:52:04] w00ter [272/878] has challenged ngora [467/960] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 19:52:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/01/24 14:52:02] dclaw [881/1192] has challenged w00ter [699/878] and overpowered him in combat! 21 days, 08:32:55 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/01/24 20:13:47] w00ter overclocked too much, overheating his CPU! w00ter's the Deathstation 3145 processor loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 06:52:03] dirmaster0 [642/1471] has challenged w00ter [140/862] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 04:38:36 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[07/02/24 13:52:02] dclaw [712/1192] has challenged w00ter [112/862] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 23:22:54 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/02/24 16:52:03] intro [434/788] has challenged w00ter [695/862] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:56:13 is added to intro's clock.
[07/02/24 17:52:03] ngora [491/1003] has challenged w00ter [147/862] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 08:26:25 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/02/24 18:52:02] w00ter [71/862] has challenged techDarko [535/1211] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:14:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/02/24 22:35:40] w00ter found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 03:47:15 toward level 82.
[07/02/24 23:52:03] w00ter [6/862] has challenged Anna [885/1258] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 11:46:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/03/24 02:17:37] dclaw, w00ter, and kub [2466/2996] have team battled dirmaster0, RDNt, and ngora [3188/3432] and lost! 0 days, 11:40:42 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/24 08:52:02] w00ter [71/862] has challenged r0d3nt [296/1623] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:52:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/03/24 14:52:04] w00ter [75/862] has challenged Flier [1023/1072] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:32:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/03/24 17:02:41] w00ter, morb, intro, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/03/24 17:02:41] w00ter [274/862] has come upon intro [218/788] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 08:28:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/03/24 17:52:04] w00ter [496/862] has challenged ctrl-c [173/790] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:08:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/03/24 21:26:30] w00ter became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 04:09:09 toward level 82.
[07/04/24 08:52:03] Dent [641/798] has challenged w00ter [540/862] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 19:36:09 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/04/24 12:01:30] w00ter and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/05/24 07:52:03] w00ter [818/862] has challenged ctrl-c [781/790] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/05/24 08:15:17] w00ter [71/862] has challenged ngora [549/1003] but is defeated in combat! 16 days, 19:57:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/05/24 16:52:02] w00ter [108/862] has challenged Anna [793/1258] but is defeated in combat! 21 days, 12:24:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/05/24 19:52:03] w00ter [667/862] has challenged Anna [750/1258] but is overpowered in combat! 26 days, 15:37:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/24 01:52:02] w00ter [838/862] has challenged Flier [496/1072] and defeated them in combat! 17 days, 20:50:20 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/06/24 08:52:02] w00ter [246/862] has challenged dclaw [1015/1192] but is crushed in combat! 29 days, 19:43:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/06/24 19:52:04] w00ter realises that he is doing something terribly wrong with his life, and desires to take a step back start again. w00ter returns to restart level 81 with a clean slate.
[07/07/24 04:45:51] ngora, w00ter, and techDarko [2646/3076] have team battled RDNt, intro, and Flier [343/2811] and won! 2 days, 11:30:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/24 10:52:03] r0d3nt [683/1635] has challenged w00ter [467/862] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 22:23:25 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/07/24 15:52:02] w00ter [745/862] has challenged kub [930/952] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 20:09:26 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/07/24 21:40:57] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 10 days, 03:15:50 toward level 82.
[07/07/24 22:52:04] w00ter [489/862] has challenged Anna [351/1258] and overpowered them in combat! 17 days, 19:51:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/08/24 20:52:03] w00ter [477/862] has challenged kub [679/952] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 18:33:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/09/24 01:10:05] w00ter uninstalled all 13 toolbars from his browser. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 7 days, 11:52:01 toward level 82.
[07/09/24 08:52:04] Anna [192/1258] has challenged w00ter [126/862] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 16:26:38 is removed from Anna's clock.
[07/09/24 22:52:04] w00ter [411/862] has challenged ngora [409/1003] and chaffed him/her/it in combat! 13 days, 17:43:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/09/24 23:52:03] ngora [180/1003] has challenged w00ter [73/862] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 03:32:50 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/10/24 05:52:02] w00ter [640/862] has challenged k [1048/1337] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 23:14:50 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/10/24 08:30:26] Dent [467/804] has challenged w00ter [104/862] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 20:58:05 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/10/24 13:22:04] w00ter, RDNt, and dirmaster0 [914/3291] have team battled ngora, Flier, and r0d3nt [3273/3707] and lost! 0 days, 04:33:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/10/24 17:52:02] Dent [576/804] has challenged w00ter [724/862] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 12:19:08 is added to Dent's clock.
[07/10/24 23:48:52] w00ter [263/862] has come upon r0d3nt [489/1635] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 00:40:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/11/24 04:42:25] w00ter, Flier, dclaw, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/11/24 06:52:02] morb [315/1156] has challenged w00ter [465/862] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 03:23:56 is added to morb's clock.
[07/11/24 09:23:00] w00ter [572/862] has come upon r0d3nt [672/1635] but is overpowered in combat! 13 days, 01:33:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/11/24 10:52:03] w00ter [671/862] has challenged ngora [447/992] and overpowered him/her/it in combat! 15 days, 00:14:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/11/24 20:52:02] w00ter [605/862] has challenged kub [255/952] and defeated them in combat! 11 days, 11:05:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/12/24 09:41:49] techDarko, dirmaster0, and RDNt [1964/3640] have team battled w00ter, Phreaked, and Anna [2614/3438] and lost! 0 days, 06:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/24 13:52:03] intro [692/788] has challenged w00ter [88/867] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 17:15:29 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/12/24 17:52:04] ngora [768/992] has challenged w00ter [400/867] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:27:29 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/12/24 20:52:03] intro [642/788] has challenged w00ter [703/867] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 07:45:55 is added to intro's clock.
[07/12/24 23:52:02] w00ter [667/920] has challenged r0d3nt [1242/1635] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:29:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/13/24 17:40:28] intro [455/788] has come upon w00ter [253/920] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 07:51:27 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/13/24 20:52:03] w00ter [854/920] has challenged intro [142/788] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:58:02 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 02:52:04] w00ter [807/920] has challenged intro [730/788] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 12:05:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 03:52:04] morb [191/1156] has challenged w00ter [333/920] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:36:57 is added to morb's clock.
[07/14/24 04:46:00] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/14/24 05:08:24] w00ter, dirmaster0, dclaw, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/14/24 06:52:02] dclaw [848/1192] has challenged w00ter [281/920] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 02:59:52 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/14/24 08:04:56] r0d3nt [848/1635] has come upon w00ter [545/920] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 13:08:22 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/14/24 11:52:04] w00ter [71/920] has challenged kub [91/952] but is battered in combat! 2 days, 15:58:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 15:52:03] w00ter [85/920] has challenged dclaw [946/1192] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 12:32:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 18:52:04] w00ter [423/920] has challenged RDNt [404/952] and battered them in combat! 2 days, 06:33:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/14/24 23:21:20] w00ter [349/920] has come upon RDNt [349/952] has a blow-less standoff, considering it a victory in combat! 1 day, 22:52:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/15/24 07:52:02] k [139/1353] has challenged w00ter [891/920] but is crushed in combat! 7 days, 16:19:20 is added to k's clock.
[07/15/24 09:52:02] w00ter [39/920] has challenged morb [1017/1156] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 00:46:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/15/24 21:52:04] w00ter [801/920] has challenged kub [44/952] and crushed them in combat! 5 days, 02:42:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/16/24 09:52:02] dclaw [176/1192] has challenged w00ter [172/920] and bruised him in combat! 28 days, 13:07:52 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/16/24 10:52:03] w00ter [609/920] has challenged dirmaster0 [1003/1471] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:32:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/16/24 13:27:04] w00ter bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $157. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 04:43:27 toward level 82.
[07/16/24 16:55:42] w00ter and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/16/24 22:52:31] w00ter, Flier, ctrl-c, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/24 05:52:02] kub [903/952] has challenged w00ter [622/920] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 08:05:38 is removed from kub's clock.
[07/17/24 14:52:04] w00ter [613/920] has challenged techDarko [171/1211] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 04:44:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/17/24 17:35:18] w00ter [412/920] has come upon Anna [978/1292] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:18:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/17/24 17:52:04] morb [1073/1180] has challenged w00ter [48/920] and crushed him in combat! 9 days, 23:55:24 is removed from morb's clock.
[07/17/24 19:52:03] w00ter [227/920] has challenged dclaw [1187/1192] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 20:17:41 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/18/24 18:32:48] w00ter and Anna's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/19/24 07:52:04] Anna [742/1292] has challenged w00ter [910/920] but is overpowered in combat! 21 days, 04:14:39 is added to Anna's clock.
[07/19/24 20:52:03] w00ter [38/920] has challenged ngora [669/1056] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:20:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/19/24 22:52:02] w00ter [87/920] has challenged k [1289/1353] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 15:02:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/24 01:52:03] Flier [685/1069] has challenged w00ter [376/920] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 14:34:27 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/20/24 02:52:03] ngora [639/1056] has challenged w00ter [118/920] and defeated him in combat! 19 days, 17:17:20 is removed from ngora's clock.
[07/20/24 09:52:04] w00ter [807/920] has challenged Anna [891/1292] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 20:13:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/24 14:52:03] morb [67/1180] has challenged w00ter [120/920] but is pummelled in combat! 2 days, 19:43:07 is added to morb's clock.
[07/20/24 15:52:03] Dent [147/891] has challenged w00ter [500/920] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:53:21 is added to Dent's clock.
[07/20/24 18:52:03] w00ter [339/920] has challenged Anna [69/1292] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 15:13:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/20/24 20:52:03] w00ter [51/920] has challenged morb [570/1180] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 07:15:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/20/24 22:31:00] w00ter, dirmaster0, morb, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/21/24 01:52:02] dclaw [46/1192] has challenged w00ter [53/920] but is bruised in combat! 24 days, 01:23:54 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/21/24 03:52:02] w00ter [111/920] has challenged techDarko [1176/1211] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 07:46:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/21/24 12:52:04] w00ter [124/920] has challenged Phreaked [264/1312] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 22:10:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/22/24 00:51:49] Flier, Dent, w00ter, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/22/24 06:56:31] ngora, morb, and veego [1144/2478] have team battled w00ter, Anna, and Phreaked [2391/3524] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/24 09:39:08] w00ter did 'emerge -u world' in his gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed him 3 days, 12:02:18 from level 82.
[07/23/24 04:19:59] r0d3nt, ctrl-c, and dirmaster0 [1480/3913] have team battled kub, intro, and w00ter [38/2654] and won! 0 days, 02:41:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/24 05:38:49] w00ter bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $101. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 20:47:33 toward level 82.
[07/23/24 12:59:43] w00ter learned Python. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 17:17:36 toward level 82.
[07/23/24 15:32:54] w00ter, techDarko, dirmaster0, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/24 16:52:02] RDNt [685/994] has challenged w00ter [174/920] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 11:16:15 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/23/24 16:52:02] In the fierce battle, w00ter dropped his OS! RDNt picks it up, tossing their old linux 3.5 4.%{0#+1}% OS to w00ter
[07/23/24 18:52:04] w00ter [828/904] has challenged veego [48/238] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 14:23:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/24/24 05:52:03] w00ter [627/904] has challenged Flier [357/1069] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:58:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/24/24 13:52:02] w00ter [86/904] has challenged RDNt [734/1009] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:39:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/24/24 14:52:02] ngora [716/1062] has challenged w00ter [881/904] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 17:48:35 is added to ngora's clock.
[07/24/24 21:52:04] Flier [487/1069] has challenged w00ter [270/909] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 03:32:25 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/25/24 08:41:37] dclaw [687/1192] has come upon w00ter [261/909] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 11:09:50 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/25/24 09:27:08] w00ter discovered new optimisation flags for his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 23:21:35 toward level 82.
[07/25/24 11:52:04] w00ter [422/909] has challenged techDarko [203/1241] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 17:31:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/25/24 12:41:36] Flier [681/1081] has challenged w00ter [392/909] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 15:40:59 is removed from Flier's clock.
[07/25/24 12:52:04] w00ter [867/909] has challenged techDarko [1120/1241] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:53:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/25/24 22:18:03] k [452/1353] has come upon w00ter [85/909] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 07:41:18 is removed from k's clock.
[07/26/24 01:38:01] w00ter relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 01:28:43 from level 82.
[07/26/24 14:52:02] Phreaked [749/1312] has challenged w00ter [101/909] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 22:01:09 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[07/26/24 18:00:20] w00ter reverse engineered how overclocking works in his BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 12:02:05 toward level 82.
[07/26/24 20:52:03] w00ter [561/909] has challenged ctrl-c [368/807] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 11:33:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/26/24 23:52:03] Dent [159/891] has challenged w00ter [496/909] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:16:09 is added to Dent's clock.
[07/27/24 01:53:38] kub, morb, and k [1117/3432] have team battled w00ter, RDNt, and Dent [83/2812] and won! 12 days, 07:31:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/24 07:52:02] w00ter [270/909] has challenged dirmaster0 [264/1471] and bruised him in combat! 3 days, 09:23:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/27/24 21:52:02] Dent [410/1058] has challenged w00ter [76/909] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:16:09 is removed from Dent's clock.
[07/28/24 01:52:02] w00ter [769/909] has challenged morb [444/1152] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 21:10:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/28/24 04:52:04] w00ter [379/909] has challenged techDarko [222/1241] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 17:02:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/28/24 20:16:28] w00ter [791/909] has come upon morb [241/1152] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 14:17:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/29/24 10:52:04] w00ter [306/909] has challenged dclaw [176/1212] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 23:33:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[07/29/24 11:52:04] kub [498/743] has challenged w00ter [289/909] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 16:50:42 is removed from kub's clock.
[07/29/24 13:52:04] Phreaked [612/1069] has challenged w00ter [593/909] and battered him in combat! 8 days, 15:48:53 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[07/29/24 20:44:12] veego [9/318] has challenged w00ter [74/909] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 06:58:19 is added to veego's clock.
[07/29/24 22:52:02] techDarko [918/1241] has challenged w00ter [850/909] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 06:51:32 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/30/24 05:52:03] intro [806/807] has challenged w00ter [737/909] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 12:57:24 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/30/24 09:22:54] w00ter, RDNt, intro, and ngora have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/24 17:52:02] intro [701/807] has challenged w00ter [26/909] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 00:41:11 is removed from intro's clock.
[07/30/24 20:52:03] dclaw [170/1212] has challenged w00ter [275/909] but is overpowered in combat! 25 days, 00:56:07 is added to dclaw's clock.
[07/30/24 21:17:03] w00ter found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 02:54:28 toward level 82.
[07/30/24 21:52:03] w00ter [658/909] has challenged k [1087/1353] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:11:07 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/31/24 00:52:02] w00ter [304/909] has challenged dclaw [943/1212] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:54 is added to w00ter's clock.
[07/31/24 09:52:03] Flier [495/1081] has challenged w00ter [428/909] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 10:03:41 is removed from Flier's clock.
[08/01/24 04:52:02] tinyredlantern [162/1074] has challenged w00ter [203/909] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 02:27:27 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/01/24 05:31:30] w00ter [336/909] has challenged techDarko [88/1241] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 21:42:34 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/01/24 05:52:02] ctrl-c [532/807] has challenged w00ter [15/909] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 12:00:49 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/01/24 10:05:27] w00ter suffered from very brown electricity. This terrible calamity has slowed him 4 days, 17:26:50 from level 83.
[08/01/24 15:52:02] w00ter [848/909] has challenged tinyredlantern [351/1074] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 14:36:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/01/24 22:52:04] w00ter [56/909] has challenged idleClaw [1239/1636] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 18:32:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/02/24 03:52:03] techDarko [720/1241] has challenged w00ter [553/909] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 15:48:10 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/02/24 08:52:02] dclaw [465/1212] has challenged w00ter [414/909] and pummelled him in combat! 18 days, 10:16:24 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/02/24 10:52:04] kub [117/743] has challenged w00ter [4/909] and overpowered him in combat! 13 days, 21:27:11 is removed from kub's clock.
[08/02/24 16:52:02] tinyredlantern [732/1074] has challenged w00ter [614/909] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 12:11:24 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/03/24 02:52:02] r0d3nt [828/1635] has challenged w00ter [184/909] and defeated him in combat! 10 days, 19:09:56 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/03/24 05:52:03] w00ter [344/909] has challenged RDNt [50/1012] and defeated them in combat! 9 days, 20:03:03 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/03/24 16:52:04] w00ter [153/931] has challenged dclaw [732/1212] but is defeated in combat! 14 days, 23:45:24 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/03/24 18:20:48] w00ter worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 8 days, 23:40:35 toward level 83.
[08/04/24 06:52:04] dclaw [664/1212] has challenged w00ter [299/931] and defeated him in combat! 18 days, 15:23:33 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/04/24 12:52:02] w00ter [797/931] has challenged idleClaw [780/1636] and battered them in combat! 13 days, 00:37:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/05/24 09:52:02] dirmaster0 [1343/1471] has challenged w00ter [238/931] and crushed him in combat! 3 days, 17:35:26 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/05/24 10:52:04] w00ter [815/931] has challenged Phreaked [1024/1084] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 05:00:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/05/24 15:52:03] w00ter [778/931] has challenged tinyredlantern [329/1063] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 13:21:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/06/24 03:52:02] techDarko [1029/1241] has challenged w00ter [595/931] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 22:26:15 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[08/07/24 00:52:04] w00ter [487/931] has challenged dirmaster0 [363/1471] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 16:27:19 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/07/24 11:52:03] w00ter [533/931] has challenged kub [514/743] and battered them in combat! 3 days, 22:46:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/08/24 03:09:51] w00ter, morb, ngora, and dclaw have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/24 19:09:39] LeftShoe [45/158] has challenged w00ter [350/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:55 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/09/24 00:18:49] techDarko, Flier, w00ter, and Anna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/09/24 08:32:17] LeftShoe [97/197] has challenged w00ter [106/931] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:52:22 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/09/24 08:33:05] w00ter cracked Linus Torvald's password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 10:12:12 toward level 83.
[08/09/24 21:52:04] dirmaster0 [962/1480] has challenged w00ter [703/931] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 18:10:09 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/10/24 07:14:47] intro [4/789] has come upon w00ter [214/931] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 16:14:11 is added to intro's clock.
[08/10/24 17:20:46] w00ter and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/11/24 03:52:03] w00ter [902/931] has challenged kub [185/751] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 19:19:30 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/11/24 05:52:03] intro [746/789] has challenged w00ter [845/931] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 19:45:34 is added to intro's clock.
[08/11/24 14:52:03] intro [260/789] has challenged w00ter [748/931] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 07:30:40 is added to intro's clock.
[08/11/24 20:52:03] Phreaked [544/1063] has challenged w00ter [64/931] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 05:24:04 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/11/24 23:52:04] w00ter [860/931] has challenged morb [545/1158] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 10:43:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/12/24 10:24:46] w00ter [240/931] has come upon RDNt [872/1012] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:16:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/12/24 14:16:10] w00ter, techDarko, and r0d3nt [257/3807] have team battled Flier, dirmaster0, and ctrl-c [1727/3405] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/24 17:59:45] LeftShoe [81/259] has challenged w00ter [519/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:19:10 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/12/24 22:52:03] Phreaked [1027/1063] has challenged w00ter [24/931] and crushed him in combat! 5 days, 18:04:05 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/13/24 03:52:03] tinyredlantern [993/1054] has challenged w00ter [640/931] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 03:30:17 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/13/24 10:52:02] w00ter [318/931] has challenged dclaw [429/1212] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 01:07:06 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/13/24 12:52:02] w00ter [679/931] has challenged Anna [1549/1640] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:51:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/13/24 17:19:16] w00ter [35/931] has challenged Flier [110/1110] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 09:15:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/14/24 10:52:02] w00ter [681/931] has challenged ngora [1049/1075] but is defeated in combat! 20 days, 11:06:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/14/24 12:52:02] Dent [825/1093] has challenged w00ter [481/931] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 16:00:15 is removed from Dent's clock.
[08/14/24 18:42:45] w00ter fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed him 10 days, 04:24:05 from level 84.
[08/14/24 19:07:14] w00ter realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed him 7 days, 09:34:26 from level 84.
[08/15/24 11:52:04] w00ter [675/931] has challenged LeftShoe [207/316] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 09:37:53 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/15/24 18:42:37] w00ter [917/931] has come upon Flier [690/1110] and overpowered them in combat! 16 days, 16:56:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/15/24 20:52:04] w00ter [232/931] has challenged morb [999/1165] but is crushed in combat! 24 days, 14:35:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/16/24 01:52:03] w00ter [235/931] has challenged ngora [846/1075] but is defeated in combat! 27 days, 22:12:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/16/24 07:52:03] w00ter realises that he is doing something terribly wrong with his life, and desires to take a step back start again. w00ter returns to restart level 82 with a clean slate.
[08/16/24 11:31:00] ctrl-c [165/742] has challenged w00ter [76/931] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 04:50:05 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/16/24 17:52:04] dirmaster0 [1248/1480] has challenged w00ter [697/931] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 16:19:45 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/16/24 22:52:02] w00ter [897/931] has challenged dclaw [1037/1212] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 03:20:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/17/24 14:52:02] r0d3nt [1411/1584] has challenged w00ter [127/931] and crushed him in combat! 11 days, 09:24:50 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/18/24 03:52:02] w00ter [777/931] has challenged morb [29/1165] and crushed them in combat! 21 days, 11:27:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/18/24 19:57:41] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 00:58:11 toward level 83.
[08/18/24 20:52:04] w00ter [557/931] has challenged Phreaked [816/1063] but is defeated in combat! 13 days, 06:50:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/19/24 02:52:04] w00ter [355/931] has challenged morb [418/1165] but is pummelled in combat! 18 days, 07:28:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/19/24 04:52:03] Phreaked [1015/1063] has challenged w00ter [798/931] and overpowered him in combat! 16 days, 10:02:38 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/19/24 08:52:03] w00ter [603/931] has challenged RDNt [288/1064] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 05:02:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/24 10:20:11] w00ter couldn't use 7 sticky keys on his keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed him 4 days, 20:45:54 from level 83.
[08/19/24 12:21:53] techDarko, ctrl-c, Flier, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/24 15:52:02] w00ter [813/931] has challenged k [1037/1385] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 10:06:27 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/19/24 16:52:02] w00ter [340/931] has challenged Phreaked [60/1063] and defeated them in combat! 16 days, 17:21:24 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/19/24 19:52:04] Dent [723/1093] has challenged w00ter [916/931] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 00:51:12 is added to Dent's clock.
[08/19/24 20:52:03] w00ter [893/931] has challenged dclaw [109/1212] and crushed him in combat! 15 days, 16:27:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/20/24 02:52:03] w00ter [351/931] has challenged Phreaked [127/1063] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 19:54:49 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/20/24 03:34:16] Knuth looked upon w00ter, and his clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed him 15 days, 21:18:58 toward level 83.
[08/20/24 06:13:13] w00ter [351/931] has come upon RDNt [918/1057] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:23:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/20/24 16:52:04] w00ter [833/931] has challenged Dent [674/1093] and overpowered them in combat! 3 days, 06:45:31 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/20/24 18:52:03] w00ter [282/931] has challenged morb [20/1165] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 19:37:59 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/21/24 01:08:39] w00ter tried installing Windows 10. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 08:23:26 from level 83.
[08/21/24 01:52:02] w00ter [507/931] has challenged kub [121/751] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 18:03:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/21/24 11:52:03] w00ter [666/931] has challenged Dent [13/1108] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 19:51:25 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/21/24 15:13:49] LeftShoe [245/411] has challenged w00ter [647/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:22:54 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/21/24 17:52:02] dclaw [1026/1212] has challenged w00ter [33/931] and crushed him in combat! 26 days, 03:18:37 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/22/24 03:52:04] w00ter [416/931] has challenged techDarko [582/1240] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 04:09:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/22/24 08:52:02] tinyredlantern [196/1054] has challenged w00ter [424/931] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 14:39:37 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[08/22/24 18:52:02] w00ter [548/931] has challenged morb [1140/1165] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:52:44 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/23/24 01:52:04] dirmaster0 [547/1480] has challenged w00ter [68/931] and defeated him in combat! 9 days, 02:27:59 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/23/24 03:52:02] ctrl-c [43/742] has challenged w00ter [321/931] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:32:34 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/23/24 09:52:04] w00ter [115/931] has challenged intro [33/796] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 03:36:33 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/23/24 11:58:59] RDNt [460/1057] has come upon w00ter [377/931] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 12:49:28 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/24/24 12:52:02] w00ter [901/931] has challenged ctrl-c [112/742] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 04:02:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[08/24/24 14:17:36] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/24/24 16:52:02] w00ter [325/931] has challenged Anna [775/1691] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:04:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/24/24 19:36:31] morb, w00ter, and Anna [300/3787] have team battled intro, Flier, and dclaw [1892/3095] and lost! 4 days, 22:21:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/25/24 14:27:43] k, Phreaked, Flier, and w00ter have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/24 17:52:02] Flier [360/1087] has challenged w00ter [382/931] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 14:23:06 is added to Flier's clock.
[08/25/24 22:52:02] ngora [715/1056] has challenged w00ter [209/931] and defeated him in combat! 11 days, 13:26:53 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/27/24 04:52:03] k [150/1399] has challenged w00ter [490/931] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 21:07:39 is added to k's clock.
[08/27/24 12:52:04] w00ter [802/931] has challenged idleClaw [943/1585] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 23:12:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/27/24 13:52:02] w00ter [287/931] has challenged dclaw [541/1212] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:34:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/27/24 18:52:03] Phreaked [989/1055] has challenged w00ter [775/931] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 17:23:21 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[08/28/24 07:31:45] w00ter and kub's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/29/24 05:52:02] w00ter [104/931] has challenged dirmaster0 [129/1480] but is battered in combat! 4 days, 15:46:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/29/24 08:52:02] dirmaster0 [584/1480] has challenged w00ter [464/931] and overpowered him in combat! 7 days, 01:57:00 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[08/29/24 09:03:33] w00ter, tinyredlantern, and Anna [1087/3654] have team battled dclaw, morb, and dirmaster0 [2824/3857] and lost! 4 days, 03:36:56 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/24 12:52:03] RDNt [835/1057] has challenged w00ter [660/931] and overpowered him in combat! 8 days, 18:09:31 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[08/29/24 19:52:04] dclaw [594/1212] has challenged w00ter [887/931] but is defeated in combat! 17 days, 08:51:14 is added to dclaw's clock.
[08/29/24 21:52:03] dirmaster0 [140/1480] has challenged w00ter [378/931] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 02:56:18 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[08/30/24 04:52:03] w00ter [529/931] has challenged Flier [764/1087] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 04:53:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/31/24 07:52:04] w00ter [398/931] has challenged intro [501/851] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 15:13:57 is added to w00ter's clock.
[08/31/24 10:52:07] w00ter, intro, and Flier [2133/2869] have team battled kub, ngora, and r0d3nt [2578/3370] and lost! 6 days, 07:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/31/24 14:45:44] techDarko, Phreaked, and LeftShoe [1563/2706] have team battled kub, w00ter, and tinyredlantern [1650/2693] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/24 02:52:03] w00ter [893/931] has challenged r0d3nt [1/1584] and crushed them in combat! 10 days, 19:39:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/01/24 08:52:04] RDNt [406/1057] has challenged w00ter [469/931] but is pummelled in combat! 5 days, 20:11:26 is added to RDNt's clock.
[09/01/24 12:52:03] Flier [772/1087] has challenged w00ter [725/931] and pummelled him in combat! 6 days, 18:23:36 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/01/24 19:23:24] RDNt [807/1057] has come upon w00ter [675/931] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 10:53:11 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/01/24 20:52:04] Flier [642/1087] has challenged w00ter [757/931] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 08:18:52 is added to Flier's clock.
[09/02/24 01:16:42] Dan Bernstein rants and raves about how w00ter is in 44-bit la-la land, so retarded him 16 days, 16:59:27 from level 83.
[09/02/24 04:52:04] Dent [29/1126] has challenged w00ter [794/931] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 01:54:30 is added to Dent's clock.
[09/02/24 08:29:08] w00ter found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 07:31:59 toward level 83.
[09/03/24 04:52:04] w00ter [93/931] has challenged tinyredlantern [202/1032] but is overpowered in combat! 8 days, 03:01:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/03/24 06:46:52] w00ter cancelled his Yahoo! account with extreme prejudice. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 12:58:42 toward level 83.
[09/04/24 03:30:01] w00ter added slashdot.org to his HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 5 days, 16:32:40 toward level 83.
[09/04/24 08:52:04] w00ter [774/931] has challenged dclaw [753/1218] and battered him in combat! 10 days, 08:59:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/05/24 00:19:30] dclaw, w00ter, and Phreaked [727/3225] have team battled k, techDarko, and Flier [35/3746] and won! 1 day, 16:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/24 00:52:03] intro [560/851] has challenged w00ter [730/931] but is overpowered in combat! 7 days, 02:26:08 is added to intro's clock.
[09/05/24 02:05:52] k [1369/1399] has come upon w00ter [288/931] and crushed him in combat! 7 days, 23:16:51 is removed from k's clock.
[09/05/24 06:15:33] tinyredlantern [801/1032] has come upon w00ter [671/931] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 05:17:51 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/05/24 08:51:56] morb, w00ter, LeftShoe, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/05/24 08:52:02] dclaw [485/1226] has challenged w00ter [440/931] and pummelled him in combat! 1 day, 08:31:09 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[09/05/24 16:52:03] Phreaked [46/1068] has challenged w00ter [186/931] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 23:56:00 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[09/06/24 01:52:02] kub [395/730] has challenged w00ter [599/931] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 07:53:39 is added to kub's clock.
[09/06/24 02:52:02] ctrl-c [586/742] has challenged w00ter [33/931] and defeated him in combat! 5 days, 18:34:11 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/06/24 04:52:04] ctrl-c [292/742] has challenged w00ter [106/931] and overpowered him in combat! 4 days, 14:27:21 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/06/24 08:52:03] w00ter [102/931] has challenged kub [298/730] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 16:17:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/06/24 11:52:04] tinyredlantern [883/1032] has challenged w00ter [343/931] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 19:54:44 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/06/24 12:52:03] Flier [379/1107] has challenged w00ter [858/931] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:51:20 is added to Flier's clock.
[09/06/24 13:55:07] w00ter, Anna, ctrl-c, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/06/24 17:52:03] k [336/1416] has challenged w00ter [800/931] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:48 is added to k's clock.
[09/06/24 19:52:03] morb [867/1165] has challenged w00ter [875/931] but is bruised in combat! 10 days, 13:33:13 is added to morb's clock.
[09/07/24 19:37:02] kub, ngora, and r0d3nt [3141/3374] have team battled Flier, LeftShoe, and w00ter [682/2477] and won! 9 days, 05:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/24 20:52:03] r0d3nt [904/1584] has challenged w00ter [184/931] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 20:22:40 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/07/24 22:52:03] Anna [1409/1691] has challenged w00ter [499/931] and crushed him in combat! 8 days, 09:39:14 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/08/24 04:46:09] w00ter reverse engineered how overclocking works in his BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 16:46:21 toward level 83.
[09/08/24 11:52:04] k [15/1416] has challenged w00ter [508/931] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:25:43 is added to k's clock.
[09/08/24 15:40:43] w00ter found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 08:02:38 toward level 83.
[09/08/24 22:40:39] w00ter accidentally the whole bottle. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 22:11:24 toward level 83.
[09/08/24 22:52:04] w00ter [918/931] has challenged tinyredlantern [637/1032] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 07:58:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/09/24 03:52:03] w00ter [671/931] has challenged Flier [470/1107] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 08:42:36 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/09/24 04:52:03] w00ter [807/931] has challenged ngora [982/1060] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 21:59:05 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/09/24 06:52:03] w00ter [721/931] has challenged intro [66/851] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 10:08:54 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/09/24 06:52:03] In the fierce battle, intro dropped their 32 GiB RAM! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old 192 MiB RAM to intro
[09/09/24 11:52:04] morb [379/1157] has challenged w00ter [758/948] but is defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:15:57 is added to morb's clock.
[09/09/24 16:34:39] morb, Anna, and w00ter [1818/3796] have team battled tinyredlantern, dclaw, and Flier [3059/3365] and lost! 1 day, 16:00:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/24 01:09:28] w00ter and Anna's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[09/10/24 08:10:13] morb [751/1157] has come upon w00ter [348/948] and defeated him in combat! 7 days, 09:13:50 is removed from morb's clock.
[09/10/24 08:52:02] intro [154/852] has challenged w00ter [727/948] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:10:59 is added to intro's clock.
[09/10/24 12:58:57] w00ter and Anna's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[09/10/24 14:52:03] kub [254/730] has challenged w00ter [751/948] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:13:11 is added to kub's clock.
[09/10/24 17:08:43] w00ter became drinking buddies with the sysadmin. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 20:29:18 toward level 83.
[09/10/24 22:52:02] w00ter [843/948] has challenged Flier [1097/1132] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:14:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/11/24 18:30:58] ngora, veego, and RDNt [2021/2461] have team battled Anna, w00ter, and dirmaster0 [3356/4129] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/24 14:24:51] w00ter [539/948] has come upon r0d3nt [481/1584] and pummelled them in combat! 1 day, 07:18:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/12/24 16:52:02] w00ter [629/948] has challenged r0d3nt [204/1584] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/12/24 19:34:48] w00ter [717/948] has come upon Anna [853/1701] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:48:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/13/24 04:52:02] dirmaster0 [76/1480] has challenged w00ter [685/948] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:06:34 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[09/13/24 16:52:03] w00ter [519/948] has challenged ngora [577/1060] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 13:53:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/13/24 19:52:03] RDNt [656/1057] has challenged w00ter [375/948] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 01:30:16 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/14/24 05:52:02] w00ter [188/948] has challenged techDarko [874/1240] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:38:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/14/24 06:25:11] w00ter, LeftShoe, Phreaked, and intro have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/14/24 16:52:04] w00ter [817/948] has challenged tinyredlantern [502/1075] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:19:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/14/24 22:42:41] w00ter [680/948] has come upon k [1330/1416] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:15 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/15/24 03:52:02] dirmaster0 [1138/1480] has challenged w00ter [259/948] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 19:47:27 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/15/24 12:55:40] w00ter [107/948] has come upon dclaw [426/1235] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/15/24 20:38:43] w00ter [816/948] has come upon LeftShoe [347/457] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/15/24 23:52:03] w00ter [322/948] has challenged RDNt [16/1057] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:12 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/16/24 02:52:02] w00ter [499/948] has challenged ctrl-c [510/742] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 01:17:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/16/24 06:52:03] r0d3nt [791/1580] has challenged w00ter [9/948] and crushed him in combat! 0 days, 14:54:04 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/16/24 09:52:02] dclaw [410/1235] has challenged w00ter [811/948] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:42:03 is added to dclaw's clock.
[09/16/24 17:52:02] w00ter [271/948] has challenged morb [75/1157] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 21:27:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/17/24 04:52:02] w00ter [654/948] has challenged RDNt [536/1057] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:36:44 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/17/24 11:52:02] dirmaster0 [1450/1480] has challenged w00ter [425/948] and crushed him in combat! 5 days, 19:30:24 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[09/17/24 14:52:03] Flier [747/1175] has challenged w00ter [174/948] and defeated him in combat! 15 days, 19:37:38 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/18/24 00:52:03] Flier [579/1175] has challenged w00ter [92/948] and defeated him in combat! 13 days, 13:55:15 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/18/24 08:52:04] kub [724/738] has challenged w00ter [937/948] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 11:39:04 is added to kub's clock.
[09/18/24 15:52:02] ctrl-c [65/742] has challenged w00ter [797/948] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 17:44:03 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[09/18/24 21:52:04] intro [540/867] has challenged w00ter [340/948] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 19:45:14 is removed from intro's clock.
[09/19/24 02:40:26] intro, w00ter, and dclaw [2342/3050] have team battled techDarko, r0d3nt, and LeftShoe [2977/3290] and lost! 1 day, 09:54:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/24 05:03:26] w00ter, RDNt, ngora, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/19/24 20:52:03] w00ter [154/948] has challenged Flier [919/1175] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 18:53:46 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/24 09:50:07] w00ter, ngora, intro, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/20/24 10:52:02] w00ter [301/948] has challenged tinyredlantern [347/1075] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 19:52:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/20/24 11:52:04] ctrl-c [442/742] has challenged w00ter [311/948] and overpowered him in combat! 3 days, 14:07:34 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[09/20/24 16:06:13] w00ter [267/948] has come upon ctrl-c [118/742] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 15:30:27 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/21/24 00:52:04] w00ter [160/948] has challenged kub [44/738] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 20:54:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/21/24 03:45:00] w00ter [261/948] has come upon dirmaster0 [695/1480] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:57:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/21/24 06:52:04] Anna [1616/1697] has challenged w00ter [496/948] and crushed him in combat! 2 days, 22:21:22 is removed from Anna's clock.
[09/21/24 19:57:26] Dennis Ritchie thinks that w00ter is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 2 days, 03:47:14 toward level 83.
[09/22/24 02:52:02] kub [470/738] has challenged w00ter [207/948] and defeated him in combat! 21 days, 07:26:37 is removed from kub's clock.
[09/22/24 04:52:04] w00ter [372/948] has challenged morb [502/1151] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:13:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/22/24 08:26:45] w00ter had upstream routing problems. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 00:42:51 from level 83.
[09/22/24 10:53:47] w00ter, ctrl-c, ngora, and techDarko have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/22/24 15:32:43] w00ter [884/948] has challenged idleClaw [301/1581] and defeated them in combat! 14 days, 20:04:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/22/24 21:18:54] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[09/23/24 01:52:02] w00ter [25/948] has challenged LeftShoe [150/457] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 02:10:28 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/23/24 07:45:30] k [679/1416] has come upon w00ter [737/948] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 20:16:12 is added to k's clock.
[09/23/24 08:47:18] dclaw, w00ter, k, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/24 17:08:55] w00ter [851/948] has come upon Anna [1477/1697] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 22:15:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/24/24 03:52:03] w00ter [459/948] has challenged kub [714/738] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 07:44:13 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/24/24 11:46:36] morb, dirmaster0, and w00ter [3256/3579] have team battled ngora, dclaw, and Phreaked [1315/3360] and won! 2 days, 09:30:48 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/24 12:48:51] techDarko [559/1260] has come upon w00ter [742/948] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 09:04:42 is added to techDarko's clock.
[09/25/24 10:52:02] tinyredlantern [334/1075] has challenged w00ter [470/948] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 05:31:15 is added to tinyredlantern's clock.
[09/25/24 19:52:03] w00ter [446/948] has challenged k [579/1416] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 10:11:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/26/24 04:52:04] w00ter [87/948] has challenged ctrl-c [123/742] but is pummelled in combat! 9 days, 16:33:56 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/26/24 05:52:04] k [555/1418] has challenged w00ter [575/948] but is battered in combat! 5 days, 21:35:50 is added to k's clock.
[09/26/24 07:31:04] Flier [679/1181] has come upon w00ter [710/948] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 14:51:11 is added to Flier's clock.
[09/26/24 12:52:04] w00ter [617/948] has challenged morb [1033/1168] but is defeated in combat! 20 days, 03:14:52 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/26/24 14:52:04] Flier [967/1181] has challenged w00ter [817/948] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 16:21:13 is removed from Flier's clock.
[09/26/24 22:52:03] w00ter [904/948] has challenged ngora [83/1064] and crushed him/her/it in combat! 11 days, 21:15:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/27/24 17:52:02] w00ter [421/948] has challenged intro [507/867] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 20:28:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/28/24 07:52:04] LeftShoe [415/453] has challenged w00ter [388/948] and pummelled him in combat! 0 days, 14:58:20 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[09/28/24 09:06:05] dclaw, w00ter, Flier, and intro have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/24 09:52:04] w00ter [783/948] has challenged LeftShoe [418/453] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 04:54:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/28/24 13:52:04] w00ter [832/948] has challenged RDNt [22/1057] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 14:33:00 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/28/24 14:52:02] w00ter [126/948] has challenged morb [1050/1168] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 07:21:35 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/29/24 17:52:04] Phreaked [64/1061] has challenged w00ter [803/953] but is crushed in combat! 13 days, 11:54:01 is added to Phreaked's clock.
[09/29/24 21:52:03] w00ter [511/953] has challenged ngora [240/1064] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 6 days, 00:12:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[09/30/24 02:11:49] w00ter got all retro and played Elite all day. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 04:37:58 from level 84.
[09/30/24 09:52:02] w00ter [45/953] has challenged Flier [589/1181] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:16:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/30/24 10:47:23] w00ter cleared all 486 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 23:29:46 toward level 84.
[09/30/24 11:52:02] w00ter [533/953] has challenged ctrl-c [625/742] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 20:01:10 is added to w00ter's clock.
[09/30/24 15:41:51] Flier [251/1181] has come upon w00ter [402/953] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 03:55:37 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/01/24 04:47:11] dclaw, w00ter, k, and ngora have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/24 06:02:45] w00ter and Anna's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[10/01/24 06:52:02] techDarko [64/1264] has challenged w00ter [213/953] but is overpowered in combat! 9 days, 11:38:30 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/01/24 10:44:16] w00ter and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[10/01/24 11:52:02] w00ter [90/953] has challenged tinyredlantern [42/1075] and pummelled them in combat! 2 days, 18:29:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/01/24 16:52:04] morb [931/1168] has challenged w00ter [297/953] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 08:50:28 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/02/24 00:15:05] w00ter couldn't use 26 sticky keys on his keyboard. This terrible calamity has slowed him 2 days, 06:02:53 from level 84.
[10/02/24 07:52:03] w00ter [100/953] has challenged Flier [656/1122] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:40:01 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/02/24 15:33:13] tinyredlantern [620/1079] has come upon w00ter [594/953] and battered him in combat! 8 days, 14:50:20 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/02/24 17:52:03] w00ter [629/953] has challenged RDNt [566/1057] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 13:10:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/02/24 20:52:04] LeftShoe [176/544] has challenged w00ter [532/953] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:17:06 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[10/02/24 23:17:20] w00ter cracked his neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 22:36:21 toward level 84.
[10/03/24 02:26:07] w00ter, Anna, dirmaster0, and RDNt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/24 03:52:03] w00ter [881/953] has challenged intro [737/867] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 00:56:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/03/24 06:52:03] w00ter [282/953] has challenged dirmaster0 [742/1478] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:30:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/03/24 09:52:04] w00ter [608/953] has challenged ngora [24/1064] and defeated him/her/it in combat! 3 days, 10:09:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/03/24 16:52:04] k [590/1418] has challenged w00ter [201/953] and defeated him in combat! 27 days, 09:24:52 is removed from k's clock.
[10/04/24 00:03:12] kub [119/749] has come upon w00ter [654/953] but is defeated in combat! 9 days, 12:24:01 is added to kub's clock.
[10/04/24 12:52:02] w00ter [181/953] has challenged k [563/1437] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:23:16 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/04/24 13:55:09] intro, Flier, w00ter, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/04/24 16:52:04] morb [695/1178] has challenged w00ter [918/953] but is overpowered in combat! 18 days, 02:42:11 is added to morb's clock.
[10/04/24 17:52:04] Flier [343/1122] has challenged w00ter [408/953] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 14:27:12 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/04/24 19:52:04] LeftShoe [392/544] has challenged w00ter [1/953] and defeated him in combat! 0 days, 14:20:24 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[10/05/24 06:04:58] w00ter [853/953] has come upon k [618/1437] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 04:27:07 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/05/24 20:52:03] w00ter [650/977] has challenged techDarko [980/1264] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:42:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/06/24 01:30:45] w00ter [587/977] has come upon tinyredlantern [170/1079] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 22:29:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/06/24 06:52:02] w00ter [874/977] has challenged techDarko [348/1264] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 03:57:17 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/06/24 11:08:42] w00ter [95/977] has come upon intro [277/1073] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:12:32 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/06/24 12:33:59] w00ter and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[10/06/24 14:52:04] dirmaster0 [913/1478] has challenged w00ter [367/977] and defeated him in combat! 6 days, 09:38:54 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/07/24 09:52:02] w00ter [3/977] has challenged techDarko [936/1264] but is crushed in combat! 5 days, 06:02:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/07/24 11:52:04] kub [552/749] has challenged w00ter [168/977] and defeated him in combat! 18 days, 08:11:52 is removed from kub's clock.
[10/07/24 14:52:04] w00ter [905/977] has challenged tinyredlantern [602/1079] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 22:44:29 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/07/24 17:52:04] w00ter [311/977] has challenged k [1263/1437] but is crushed in combat! 6 days, 01:19:37 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/07/24 22:26:13] morb [806/1178] has come upon w00ter [438/977] and defeated him in combat! 15 days, 20:58:54 is removed from morb's clock.
[10/08/24 02:52:04] w00ter [342/977] has challenged kub [493/749] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 19:12:30 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/08/24 03:53:34] Anna [203/1709] has come upon w00ter [252/977] but is pummelled in combat! 10 days, 09:56:53 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/08/24 08:52:02] w00ter [90/977] has challenged idleClaw [977/1581] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 17:54:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/08/24 15:52:02] w00ter [473/977] has challenged ctrl-c [109/745] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 07:39:22 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/08/24 22:51:19] kub, morb, and dirmaster0 [663/3405] have team battled techDarko, dclaw, and w00ter [1251/3512] and lost! 3 days, 23:11:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/24 05:52:03] ctrl-c [526/745] has challenged w00ter [894/977] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:03:42 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/09/24 06:52:03] techDarko [243/1264] has challenged w00ter [747/977] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:39:34 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/09/24 18:52:03] w00ter [361/977] has challenged techDarko [611/1264] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:01:48 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/10/24 06:52:04] Anna [1479/1674] has challenged w00ter [178/977] and crushed him in combat! 4 days, 03:02:42 is removed from Anna's clock.
[10/10/24 12:31:05] tinyredlantern, intro, w00ter, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/24 14:52:04] dirmaster0 [1012/1478] has challenged w00ter [292/977] and defeated him in combat! 1 day, 22:10:22 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[10/11/24 00:52:03] w00ter [737/977] has challenged ctrl-c [150/745] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 16:32:10 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/11/24 03:03:54] w00ter [806/977] has come upon techDarko [740/1264] and pummelled them in combat! 4 days, 22:03:46 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/11/24 11:07:51] dclaw, morb, and techDarko [2888/3713] have team battled LeftShoe, w00ter, and k [897/2970] and won! 3 days, 01:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/24 15:52:04] w00ter [82/977] has challenged dclaw [917/1271] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 14:16:04 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/11/24 16:51:00] dclaw [1036/1271] has come upon w00ter [401/977] and defeated him in combat! 8 days, 08:29:42 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/11/24 19:52:04] w00ter [660/977] has challenged r0d3nt [374/1580] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 21:25:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/11/24 22:56:24] intro [807/1073] has come upon w00ter [797/977] and battered him in combat! 3 days, 08:13:19 is removed from intro's clock.
[10/12/24 00:23:14] w00ter hacked lulzsec, and found out their identities. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 18:53:15 toward level 84.
[10/12/24 08:52:03] w00ter [971/977] has challenged morb [43/1178] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 19:47:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/12/24 14:52:02] Anna [640/1674] has challenged w00ter [877/977] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 12:05:20 is added to Anna's clock.
[10/12/24 16:52:04] LeftShoe [143/556] has challenged w00ter [590/977] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:33:25 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[10/13/24 08:52:04] intro [258/1073] has challenged w00ter [370/977] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 01:17:17 is added to intro's clock.
[10/13/24 09:26:16] techDarko, morb, Anna, and w00ter have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/24 14:52:02] w00ter [49/977] has challenged LeftShoe [253/556] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:33:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/13/24 18:52:04] dirmaster0 [132/1478] has challenged w00ter [336/977] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 11:17:10 is added to dirmaster0's clock.
[10/14/24 02:52:02] w00ter [758/977] has challenged Oo [179/182] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:30:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/14/24 06:37:59] Flier, Anna, w00ter, and morb have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/24 06:52:03] w00ter [941/977] has challenged dirmaster0 [1210/1478] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:46:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/15/24 09:52:03] techDarko [349/1263] has challenged w00ter [721/977] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:15:23 is added to techDarko's clock.
[10/15/24 16:52:02] ngora [667/1064] has challenged w00ter [441/977] and overpowered him in combat! 15 days, 11:17:02 is removed from ngora's clock.
[10/15/24 22:52:04] w00ter [774/977] has challenged LeftShoe [25/556] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/16/24 01:31:44] w00ter got hit with static, badly affecting his RAM! w00ter's RAM loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/24 01:52:04] w00ter [636/971] has challenged Phreaked [26/1061] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:20:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/16/24 06:56:03] w00ter [746/971] has challenged morb [585/1003] and overpowered them in combat! 18 days, 01:02:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/17/24 00:52:04] dclaw [370/1262] has challenged w00ter [251/971] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 12:02:00 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/17/24 01:52:04] w00ter [183/971] has challenged tinyredlantern [583/1289] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 16:57:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/17/24 06:24:46] w00ter and Anna's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[10/17/24 11:52:02] w00ter [221/971] has challenged Anna [262/1664] but is pummelled in combat! 15 days, 19:46:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/17/24 18:52:02] kub [376/749] has challenged w00ter [718/971] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:19:01 is added to kub's clock.
[10/18/24 02:06:27] r0d3nt, LeftShoe, Flier, and w00ter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/18/24 12:52:02] w00ter [950/971] has challenged kub [531/749] and defeated them in combat! 12 days, 20:35:50 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/19/24 02:19:44] ngora, Phreaked, w00ter, and Anna have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/19/24 04:52:03] dclaw [481/1262] has challenged w00ter [466/971] and battered him in combat! 0 days, 10:45:45 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/19/24 05:52:03] w00ter [397/971] has challenged morb [88/1008] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 01:40:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/19/24 16:52:03] kub [390/749] has challenged w00ter [690/971] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 21:43:36 is added to kub's clock.
[10/19/24 18:52:02] w00ter [273/971] has challenged Anna [1530/1664] but is crushed in combat! 8 days, 20:50:20 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/19/24 19:52:03] r0d3nt [64/1580] has challenged w00ter [514/971] but is defeated in combat! 28 days, 17:29:21 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/19/24 23:52:04] Flier [488/1147] has challenged w00ter [659/971] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 06:06:33 is added to Flier's clock.
[10/20/24 02:52:04] w00ter [597/971] has challenged intro [872/1099] but is defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:52:02 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/20/24 04:52:03] r0d3nt [140/1580] has challenged w00ter [840/971] but is defeated in combat! 34 days, 16:23:31 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/20/24 15:12:44] k, dirmaster0, w00ter, and Anna have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/20/24 21:52:04] w00ter [737/971] has challenged LeftShoe [399/556] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 01:35:04 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/21/24 06:52:02] dclaw [729/1262] has challenged w00ter [655/971] and pummelled him in combat! 16 days, 00:39:53 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[10/21/24 10:52:02] ngora [256/1069] has challenged w00ter [833/971] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 17:25:11 is added to ngora's clock.
[10/21/24 11:52:04] w00ter [776/971] has challenged dclaw [1072/1262] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 18:07:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/21/24 17:52:03] w00ter [124/971] has challenged nax [363/450] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 18:53:51 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/22/24 01:52:03] w00ter [653/971] has challenged nax [449/450] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 23:01:13 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/22/24 04:52:04] ctrl-c [385/749] has challenged w00ter [910/971] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:20:59 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[10/22/24 20:52:03] w00ter [906/971] has challenged untz [10/184] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 16:43:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/22/24 23:57:32] r0d3nt, morb, w00ter, and kub have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/23/24 06:52:03] k [1234/1476] has challenged w00ter [239/971] and crushed him in combat! 9 days, 21:33:12 is removed from k's clock.
[10/23/24 09:23:09] nax, k, and LeftShoe [1700/2512] have team battled intro, ctrl-c, and w00ter [387/2819] and won! 0 days, 02:58:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 15:52:02] Flier [491/1157] has challenged w00ter [27/971] and defeated him in combat! 3 days, 00:05:47 is removed from Flier's clock.
[10/23/24 18:34:53] tinyredlantern, dirmaster0, and intro [2563/3866] have team battled Anna, nax, and w00ter [3090/3115] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/24 07:52:04] w00ter [888/971] has challenged idleClaw [338/1581] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 14:10:56 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/24/24 09:52:03] w00ter [524/971] has challenged dclaw [1203/1262] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:15:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/24/24 13:52:02] w00ter [526/971] has challenged ctrl-c [57/749] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 06:43:40 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/24/24 13:52:02] In the fierce battle, ctrl-c dropped their level 77 Linus's final bug-free Ready for the Desktop version of Linux! w00ter picks it up, tossing his old linux 3.5 4.%{0#+1}% OS to ctrl-c
[10/24/24 14:52:04] k [368/1497] has challenged w00ter [569/992] but is overpowered in combat! 5 days, 13:45:02 is added to k's clock.
[10/24/24 15:52:04] w00ter [390/992] has challenged Flier [898/1157] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:38:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/25/24 04:04:24] ctrl-c, nax, and k [49/2707] have team battled w00ter, untz, and LeftShoe [1732/1811] and lost! 0 days, 05:15:25 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/24 08:52:04] w00ter [732/992] has challenged untz [89/281] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 04:07:57 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/26/24 02:28:23] w00ter cleared all 220 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 1 day, 04:29:33 toward level 85.
[10/26/24 03:52:04] k [751/1497] has challenged w00ter [302/992] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 16:23:08 is removed from k's clock.
[10/26/24 06:52:02] intro [656/1099] has challenged w00ter [809/992] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 06:02:11 is added to intro's clock.
[10/26/24 07:52:02] w00ter [540/992] has challenged techDarko [416/1246] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 16:27:14 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/26/24 09:39:53] w00ter [767/992] has come upon r0d3nt [254/1580] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 16:00:16 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/26/24 11:52:03] w00ter [557/992] has challenged dclaw [1032/1262] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:33:17 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/26/24 19:50:53] w00ter cracked his neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 18:11:27 toward level 85.
[10/27/24 03:26:32] w00ter installed NetBSD on his iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 10:04:48 toward level 85.
[10/27/24 08:52:04] w00ter [599/992] has challenged intro [844/1099] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:03:11 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/27/24 21:52:04] Phreaked [907/1063] has challenged w00ter [414/992] and defeated him in combat! 2 days, 21:39:43 is removed from Phreaked's clock.
[10/27/24 22:52:04] w00ter [326/992] has challenged morb [643/1008] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:33:19 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/28/24 00:25:19] kub, tinyredlantern, and Flier [2506/3195] have team battled ctrl-c, w00ter, and intro [2572/2841] and lost! 1 day, 20:16:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/24 01:52:03] tinyredlantern [802/1289] has challenged w00ter [351/992] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 06:08:53 is removed from tinyredlantern's clock.
[10/28/24 05:43:19] w00ter reverse engineered how overclocking works in his BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 23:53:05 toward level 85.
[10/28/24 05:52:02] w00ter [843/992] has challenged Phreaked [841/1063] and chaffed them in combat! 1 day, 21:06:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/28/24 18:52:02] ctrl-c [629/750] has challenged w00ter [142/992] and defeated him in combat! 4 days, 08:13:08 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[10/28/24 20:52:02] w00ter [775/992] has challenged k [1319/1497] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:07:47 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/29/24 07:59:20] morb, Flier, w00ter, and kub have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/29/24 18:30:02] w00ter cracked Bill Gates' password. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 08:45:06 toward level 85.
[10/29/24 21:32:26] techDarko, intro, and dirmaster0 [511/3823] have team battled k, w00ter, and morb [909/3497] and lost! 0 days, 02:46:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/24 23:00:49] untz, w00ter, and k [2614/2828] have team battled ctrl-c, kub, and LeftShoe [674/2083] and won! 0 days, 06:56:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/24 03:52:04] w00ter [655/992] has challenged untz [210/339] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:59:48 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/30/24 05:52:02] w00ter [432/992] has challenged dirmaster0 [1299/1478] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 19:47:31 is added to w00ter's clock.
[10/30/24 20:52:02] w00ter [786/992] has challenged intro [66/1099] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 07:03:23 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/31/24 00:03:41] w00ter got tasked with fixing healthcare.gov. This terrible calamity has slowed him 0 days, 03:36:49 from level 85.
[10/31/24 02:52:04] w00ter [708/992] has challenged kub [300/749] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 09:00:39 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[10/31/24 14:52:03] r0d3nt [421/1580] has challenged w00ter [795/992] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:43:42 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[10/31/24 22:52:02] intro [310/1099] has challenged w00ter [136/992] and overpowered him in combat! 2 days, 22:48:49 is removed from intro's clock.
[11/01/24 07:52:04] w00ter [152/992] has challenged untz [243/339] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:15:55 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/01/24 10:43:06] w00ter pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 19 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 00:02:36 toward level 85.
[11/01/24 11:02:17] w00ter [105/992] has challenged tinyredlantern [192/1289] but is overpowered in combat! 15 days, 05:40:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/01/24 13:52:04] w00ter [290/992] has challenged dclaw [348/1299] but is pummelled in combat! 22 days, 19:48:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/01/24 16:25:34] w00ter and ngora's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[11/02/24 08:52:04] w00ter [756/992] has challenged ctrl-c [139/750] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 23:48:52 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/02/24 10:52:04] w00ter [892/992] has challenged Anna [426/1675] and defeated them in combat! 23 days, 09:20:38 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/02/24 12:55:18] dclaw, w00ter, Flier, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/02/24 20:14:14] w00ter got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 4 days, 16:52:30 toward level 86.
[11/02/24 20:52:02] intro [293/1099] has challenged w00ter [643/992] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:01:08 is added to intro's clock.
[11/03/24 07:52:04] kub [518/772] has challenged w00ter [217/992] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 15:49:46 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/04/24 02:10:50] w00ter [883/992] has come upon dirmaster0 [1353/1478] but is defeated in combat! 10 days, 04:16:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/04/24 02:10:50] dirmaster0 [292/1478] has come upon w00ter [134/992] and overpowered him in combat! 1 day, 16:24:44 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[11/04/24 05:52:03] w00ter [30/992] has challenged kub [743/772] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 09:12:23 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/04/24 06:52:02] w00ter [267/992] has challenged ngora [271/1130] but is bruised in combat! 15 days, 18:50:36 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/04/24 18:52:03] w00ter [569/992] has challenged dirmaster0 [1455/1478] but is crushed in combat! 18 days, 11:04:39 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/05/24 01:52:02] techDarko [1224/1246] has challenged w00ter [536/992] and defeated him in combat! 14 days, 05:46:29 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[11/05/24 03:52:03] Flier [512/1163] has challenged w00ter [460/992] and pummelled him in combat! 2 days, 04:52:20 is removed from Flier's clock.
[11/05/24 07:52:04] w00ter [625/992] has challenged tinyredlantern [591/1295] and pummelled them in combat! 20 days, 08:48:47 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/05/24 18:08:37] w00ter relied on "the cloud" for backup storage. This terrible calamity has slowed him 8 days, 21:56:50 from level 86.
[11/06/24 14:46:58] Flier, ctrl-c, and tinyredlantern [982/3208] have team battled dclaw, untz, and w00ter [146/2697] and won! 0 days, 00:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/24 14:52:02] w00ter [762/992] has challenged f0zk [89/184] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 05:40:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/06/24 15:59:38] ctrl-c [356/750] has challenged w00ter [180/992] and overpowered him in combat! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[11/06/24 18:16:59] w00ter cleared all 491 GB of porn off his hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 9 days, 22:12:48 toward level 86.
[11/06/24 18:52:03] w00ter [284/992] has challenged k [1308/1506] but is crushed in combat! 18 days, 04:34:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/06/24 23:14:55] dclaw, w00ter, ngora, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/07/24 00:18:34] Dennis Ritchie thinks that w00ter is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed him 48 days, 23:37:54 toward level 86.
[11/07/24 10:34:07] w00ter pulled an all-nighter, thanks to 18 cups of coffee. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 01:09:44 toward level 86.
[11/07/24 20:45:44] w00ter, ctrl-c, LeftShoe, and k have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/24 03:52:02] w00ter [913/992] has challenged techDarko [92/1246] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 08:42:55 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/08/24 05:52:04] w00ter [759/992] has challenged nax [15/502] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 22:29:09 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/08/24 08:52:02] LeftShoe [451/1096] has challenged w00ter [804/992] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:41:32 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[11/08/24 22:31:44] w00ter added slashdot.org to his HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 0 days, 09:17:08 toward level 86.
[11/08/24 23:52:04] ngora [217/1138] has challenged w00ter [266/992] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 09:02:59 is added to ngora's clock.
[11/09/24 10:52:04] w00ter [72/992] has challenged tinyredlantern [1026/1295] but is crushed in combat! 3 days, 18:03:43 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/09/24 13:52:03] w00ter [196/992] has challenged morb [670/792] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:58:09 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/09/24 20:09:21] intro, ngora, and dirmaster0 [13/3715] have team battled nax, k, and w00ter [2082/2731] and lost! 2 days, 11:55:39 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/24 00:40:25] w00ter [791/992] has come upon morb [41/792] and crushed them in combat! 6 days, 13:19:42 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/10/24 05:52:03] w00ter [163/992] has challenged ngora [936/1138] but is crushed in combat! 4 days, 17:23:34 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/10/24 12:52:03] techDarko [267/1246] has challenged w00ter [568/992] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 12:10:20 is added to techDarko's clock.
[11/10/24 13:52:03] r0d3nt [1538/1580] has challenged w00ter [806/992] and crushed him in combat! 14 days, 21:13:53 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[11/10/24 14:52:02] w00ter [7/992] has challenged morb [660/792] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:22:38 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/10/24 19:24:57] dubiago [6/13] has challenged w00ter [27/992] but is battered in combat! 0 days, 00:03:47 is added to dubiago's clock.
[11/11/24 08:52:03] w00ter [769/992] has challenged kub [593/772] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 15:00:43 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/11/24 12:56:07] w00ter got chatted up by Cleverbot. This terrible calamity has slowed him 1 day, 09:34:55 from level 86.
[11/11/24 17:52:02] morb [236/811] has challenged w00ter [897/992] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:47:41 is added to morb's clock.
[11/12/24 02:52:02] dclaw [673/1307] has challenged w00ter [214/992] and defeated him in combat! 12 days, 04:34:10 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[11/12/24 06:34:32] w00ter discovered new optimisation flags for his compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated him 2 days, 03:48:28 toward level 86.
[11/12/24 06:45:27] w00ter [538/992] has come upon ctrl-c [667/750] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 01:18:42 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/12/24 18:52:02] w00ter [557/992] has challenged nax [555/619] and chaffed them in combat! 2 days, 10:29:08 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/13/24 04:57:17] w00ter [102/992] has come upon intro [519/1099] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:11:18 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/24 18:52:04] w00ter [196/992] has challenged ngora [802/1130] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:38:03 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/13/24 20:52:04] Anna [323/1675] has challenged w00ter [637/992] but is defeated in combat! 40 days, 10:22:18 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/14/24 13:52:04] Anna [222/1675] has challenged w00ter [934/992] but is defeated in combat! 19 days, 02:05:12 is added to Anna's clock.
[11/15/24 05:52:02] w00ter [434/992] has challenged intro [574/1125] but is overpowered in combat! 12 days, 10:21:25 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/15/24 17:52:03] k [654/1237] has challenged w00ter [632/992] and battered him in combat! 18 days, 20:12:24 is removed from k's clock.
[11/15/24 18:52:02] w00ter [571/992] has challenged techDarko [803/1271] but is overpowered in combat! 20 days, 03:17:45 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/15/24 19:52:02] w00ter [982/992] has challenged tinyredlantern [524/1295] and defeated them in combat! 24 days, 03:45:18 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/16/24 01:52:03] kub [178/763] has challenged w00ter [80/992] and overpowered him in combat! 6 days, 02:01:03 is removed from kub's clock.
[11/16/24 02:52:02] w00ter [392/992] has challenged ngora [818/1130] but is defeated in combat! 22 days, 03:45:53 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/16/24 05:52:04] w00ter [193/992] has challenged dirmaster0 [654/1478] but is defeated in combat! 26 days, 00:58:21 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/16/24 09:52:03] w00ter [705/992] has challenged intro [460/1125] and defeated them in combat! 20 days, 04:38:45 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/16/24 20:39:05] k, w00ter, and kub [119/2992] have team battled untz, ngora, and Anna [416/3293] and lost! 3 days, 20:26:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/24 04:10:56] dirmaster0, dclaw, w00ter, and ctrl-c have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/24 09:52:04] dclaw [767/1302] has challenged w00ter [879/992] but is overpowered in combat! 14 days, 10:23:59 is added to dclaw's clock.
[11/17/24 11:04:02] w00ter was DDoSed off the net by over 990 machines. This terrible calamity has slowed him 11 days, 09:47:09 from level 86.
[11/18/24 08:52:03] ctrl-c [198/704] has challenged w00ter [455/992] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:08:25 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/18/24 14:39:32] w00ter [315/992] has come upon intro [79/1125] and overpowered them in combat! 7 days, 05:36:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/19/24 08:52:04] w00ter [287/992] has challenged tinyredlantern [821/1295] but is defeated in combat! 17 days, 12:13:29 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/19/24 22:52:03] w00ter [292/992] has challenged f0zk [182/388] and overpowered them in combat! 9 days, 09:39:41 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/19/24 23:52:03] ctrl-c [196/704] has challenged w00ter [431/992] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 08:26:24 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[11/20/24 04:52:03] w00ter [738/992] has challenged Phreaked [879/1040] but is overpowered in combat! 19 days, 21:53:40 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/20/24 16:52:03] w00ter [31/992] has challenged Flier [1048/1163] but is crushed in combat! 17 days, 03:14:14 is added to w00ter's clock.
[11/20/24 17:36:49] w00ter [965/992] has come upon untz [14/488] and crushed them in combat! 13 days, 03:12:26 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/20/24 21:52:03] w00ter [818/992] has challenged dubiago [115/332] and defeated them in combat! 10 days, 14:56:06 is removed from w00ter's clock.
[11/21/24 00:18:23] nax [268/677] has challenged w00ter [317/992] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 03:50:25 is added to nax's clock.
[11/21/24 02:52:03] w00ter [176/992] has challenged LeftShoe [591/1105] but is defeated in combat! 12 days, 20:43:16 is added to w00ter's clock.