User: x544B
Class: Wizard
Gender: Unknown
Admin?: No
Level: 50
Next level: 4 days, 09:59:36
Status: Online
Host: Unknown
Account Created: Mon Jun 22 01:53:57 2026
Last login: Sun Sep 6 19:09:04 2026
Total time idled: 78 days, 04:23:10
Current position: [190,276]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]
amulet: 60
boots: 36
charm: 245 [Storm Magic Charm]
gloves: 153c
helm: 37
leggings: 63
ring: 54a
shield: 28
tunic: 40
weapon: 42
sum: 758
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 07:19:58
quit: 1 day, 00:57:47
total: 1 day, 08:17:45
[06/22/26 02:15:48] x544B [1/4] has challenged iamfoxy [824/971] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:02:08 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 02:46:57] x544B [7/11] has challenged idleClaw [246/1655] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 03:27:51] x544B [14/17] has challenged ngora [854/991] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 00:05:36 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 03:57:49] x544B [7/24] has challenged TheScryer [378/881] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:31 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 04:30:34] x544B [4/24] has challenged Gopher [531/911] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:55 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 10:49:37] x544B [15/101] has challenged m0nde [286/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 14:20:51] x544B [3/140] has challenged techDarko [155/1011] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:27:25 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/22/26 22:05:19] x544B [59/154] has challenged druui [215/519] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 00:23:21 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/23/26 09:50:52] x544B [142/195] has challenged iamfoxy [731/971] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:35 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/23/26 11:11:33] r0d3nt [709/1654] has challenged x544B [71/195] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:10:58 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[06/23/26 15:43:11] x544B [116/201] has challenged k [154/1445] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:21:02 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/23/26 21:54:02] x544B and dclaw's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[06/23/26 22:52:47] x544B [16/205] has challenged ctrl-c [770/1244] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:17:39 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/24/26 06:59:10] x544B [1/221] has challenged Orville [918/1173] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 01:11:07 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/24/26 09:11:35] TheScryer [315/881] has challenged x544B [160/221] and overpowered them in combat! 2 days, 08:47:44 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[06/24/26 13:11:35] iamfoxy [908/971] has challenged x544B [126/221] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 10:05:30 is removed from iamfoxy's clock.
[06/24/26 16:04:25] x544B [56/221] has challenged techDarko [867/1011] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 02:01:00 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/25/26 03:15:26] x544B [7/184] has challenged k [707/1445] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:44 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/25/26 07:33:55] Dennis Ritchie thinks that x544B is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success, so pushed them 0 days, 04:11:57 toward level 29.
[06/25/26 12:18:00] x544B [208/220] has challenged r0d3nt [18/1654] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:05:01 is removed from x544B's clock.
[06/25/26 15:25:39] x544B stole dclaw's the Deathstation 3245 modem while he was sleeping! x544B leaves their old 4800 bps V.29 modem behind, which dclaw then takes.
[06/25/26 21:33:05] x544B [65/485] has challenged r0d3nt [1479/1654] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 03:34:37 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/26/26 04:12:03] x544B worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:56 toward level 31.
[06/26/26 14:32:14] x544B [473/611] has challenged LeftShoe [235/1613] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:39:05 is removed from x544B's clock.
[06/26/26 14:32:14] In the fierce battle, LeftShoe dropped their the Deathstation 3153 processor! x544B picks it up, tossing their old 600 MHz processor to LeftShoe
[06/26/26 20:31:23] Knuth looked upon x544B, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 02:01:07 toward level 32.
[06/26/26 21:11:34] ctrl-c [27/1251] has challenged x544B [585/745] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:28:59 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[06/27/26 01:27:54] x544B [617/750] has challenged r0d3nt [945/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:48:47 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/27/26 03:50:25] x544B was hacked by Iranians. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:08 from level 33.
[06/27/26 04:22:07] Gopher [304/863] has come upon x544B [282/750] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:05 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[06/27/26 12:11:35] dirmaster0 [626/1131] has challenged x544B [430/750] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 03:22:21 is removed from dirmaster0's clock.
[06/27/26 18:11:35] nax [130/989] has challenged x544B [279/750] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 03:14:50 is added to nax's clock.
[06/28/26 03:29:01] x544B [320/750] has challenged r0d3nt [818/1654] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:34:59 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/28/26 04:01:01] x544B and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[06/28/26 10:11:33] nax_ [1025/1165] has challenged x544B [464/750] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:48:46 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[06/29/26 04:58:33] x544B [735/751] has challenged ctrl-c [310/1251] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:20 is removed from x544B's clock.
[06/29/26 05:11:34] nax_ [598/1165] has challenged x544B [601/751] but is bruised in combat! 0 days, 06:22:37 is added to nax_'s clock.
[06/29/26 06:11:34] dclaw [293/976] has challenged x544B [249/751] and pummelled them in combat! 10 days, 05:41:55 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[06/29/26 06:56:53] x544B cracked their neighbours' wifi. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:53 toward level 35.
[06/29/26 12:28:24] x544B [722/751] has come upon dirmaster0 [1025/1131] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:48:05 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/30/26 01:11:33] r0d3nt [33/1654] has challenged x544B [56/751] but is battered in combat! 8 days, 16:25:37 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[06/30/26 03:16:06] x544B [270/751] has challenged ctrl-c [648/1251] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:42:35 is added to x544B's clock.
[06/30/26 18:11:34] iamfoxy [56/971] has challenged x544B [556/751] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:15:26 is added to iamfoxy's clock.
[07/01/26 00:37:49] x544B became a member of the Cult of the Dead Cow. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:12 toward level 36.
[07/01/26 04:56:01] w00t3r [354/620] has challenged x544B [409/751] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[07/01/26 14:43:08] x544B [560/751] has challenged techDarko [587/1011] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 07:40:09 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/01/26 21:33:09] x544B [556/751] has come upon dirmaster0 [328/1131] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 08:34:02 is removed from x544B's clock.
[07/02/26 03:08:20] k [1120/1415] has come upon x544B [460/751] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 03:29:30 is removed from k's clock.
[07/02/26 12:08:09] x544B, dclaw, and r0d3nt [391/3410] have team battled dirmaster0, LeftShoe, and street [570/3467] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/26 15:48:25] x544B and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/03/26 02:03:09] x544B [101/765] has challenged w00t3r [477/620] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:51:09 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/03/26 05:11:34] r0d3nt [638/1654] has challenged x544B [174/765] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 15:24:14 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/03/26 23:11:34] street [620/845] has challenged x544B [409/765] and overpowered them in combat! 6 days, 14:27:48 is removed from street's clock.
[07/04/26 18:11:34] ctrl-c [1156/1251] has challenged x544B [153/765] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 11:49:25 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/04/26 18:15:40] Gopher, nax, and w00t3r [1103/2481] have team battled r0d3nt, street, and x544B [319/3264] and won! 1 day, 08:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/26 01:19:26] x544B [112/765] has challenged nax [271/989] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 07:58:27 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/06/26 15:11:35] ctrl-c [502/1251] has challenged x544B [138/765] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:39:43 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[07/06/26 20:34:55] x544B cleared all 403 GB of porn off their hard disks. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:48 toward level 39.
[07/07/26 09:11:34] nax [557/989] has challenged x544B [625/765] but is pummelled in combat! 3 days, 17:07:39 is added to nax's clock.
[07/07/26 11:37:39] x544B [735/765] has challenged druui [16/525] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from x544B's clock.
[07/07/26 14:11:33] nax [874/989] has challenged x544B [318/765] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 00:41:57 is removed from nax's clock.
[07/07/26 15:11:33] TheScryer [263/881] has challenged x544B [375/765] but is overpowered in combat! 4 days, 16:12:09 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/08/26 02:55:33] x544B [257/765] has come upon LeftShoe [32/1498] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 07:10:08 is removed from x544B's clock.
[07/08/26 05:52:14] x544B bought a 2nd hand Nokia N900 for $144. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:23 toward level 40.
[07/08/26 10:56:49] x544B reverse engineered how overclocking works in their BIOS. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:27 toward level 40.
[07/08/26 19:11:35] LeftShoe [646/1498] has challenged x544B [548/765] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:27 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[07/09/26 01:11:34] TheScryer [248/881] has challenged x544B [573/765] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:20:58 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/09/26 01:39:46] x544B [461/766] has challenged dclaw [681/1005] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:08:55 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/10/26 01:36:05] TheScryer [403/881] has come upon x544B [745/766] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:07:18 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/10/26 01:40:21] x544B [434/766] has come upon TheScryer [685/881] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:13:26 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/11/26 03:11:54] x544B found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:11 toward level 41.
[07/12/26 07:11:33] techDarko [573/1011] has challenged x544B [413/766] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 18:44:35 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/12/26 14:07:08] x544B [675/766] has challenged dclaw [489/1005] and overpowered him in combat! 0 days, 17:34:20 is removed from x544B's clock.
[07/13/26 06:11:35] r0d3nt [1068/1654] has challenged x544B [618/766] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 13:25:30 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[07/13/26 08:11:35] Gopher [41/872] has challenged x544B [559/766] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:59:00 is added to Gopher's clock.
[07/13/26 18:11:33] dubiago [206/1265] has challenged x544B [32/766] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 00:21:40 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/13/26 23:11:35] druui [55/680] has challenged x544B [146/766] but is overpowered in combat! 2 days, 01:33:27 is added to druui's clock.
[07/14/26 12:11:35] k [156/1415] has challenged x544B [24/766] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 03:50:54 is removed from k's clock.
[07/14/26 14:11:35] TheScryer [533/881] has challenged x544B [482/766] and pummelled them in combat! 3 days, 16:42:30 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/14/26 19:11:35] street [141/807] has challenged x544B [591/766] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:36:40 is added to street's clock.
[07/15/26 00:18:50] x544B [148/766] has challenged idleClaw [406/1655] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/15/26 20:36:06] x544B [340/766] has come upon nax_ [948/1171] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:56:31 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/17/26 14:36:55] dubiago, schizo, and dirmaster0 [614/3560] have team battled street, nax, and x544B [2345/2514] and lost! 1 day, 02:02:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/26 19:11:33] techDarko [861/1011] has challenged x544B [562/766] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 18:21:12 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/17/26 20:50:19] x544B, m0nde, dclaw, and r0d3nt have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/17/26 21:57:37] nax_ [412/1171] has come upon x544B [612/766] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 18:45:22 is added to nax_'s clock.
[07/18/26 02:38:39] x544B [139/766] has come upon dirmaster0 [1050/1191] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 05:30:30 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/18/26 03:55:23] x544B ran out of storage space. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:32 from level 43.
[07/18/26 15:12:31] nax_ [704/1171] has come upon x544B [128/766] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 12:00:49 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[07/18/26 20:11:34] k0bura [406/566] has challenged x544B [275/766] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 20:09:55 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[07/19/26 02:10:29] Knuth looked upon x544B, and their clever use of goto to simplify error paths, so pushed them 0 days, 02:37:55 toward level 43.
[07/19/26 05:09:30] x544B and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/19/26 06:43:03] x544B [99/766] has challenged street [450/807] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:47:36 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/19/26 13:11:34] street [208/807] has challenged x544B [396/766] but is overpowered in combat! 3 days, 14:27:10 is added to street's clock.
[07/20/26 18:11:35] dclaw [740/1003] has challenged x544B [521/766] and overpowered them in combat! 5 days, 09:50:05 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/20/26 18:11:35] dclaw has dealt x544B a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:08:12 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/20/26 21:49:30] street [697/807] has come upon x544B [129/766] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 04:28:26 is removed from street's clock.
[07/22/26 10:11:34] Orville [437/1165] has challenged x544B [388/766] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:43 is removed from Orville's clock.
[07/23/26 02:11:34] techDarko [489/1011] has challenged x544B [335/766] and overpowered them in combat! 14 days, 16:25:11 is removed from techDarko's clock.
[07/23/26 21:18:28] x544B and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/23/26 21:34:18] k0bura [375/566] has come upon x544B [113/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 11:40:57 is removed from k0bura's clock.
[07/23/26 23:36:34] x544B [35/766] has come upon k0bura [302/566] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:59:26 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/24/26 03:55:05] m0nde [548/786] has challenged x544B [55/766] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[07/24/26 18:11:22] x544B [363/768] has challenged druui [594/686] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/25/26 02:11:33] RDNt [1061/1095] has challenged x544B [390/787] and defeated them in combat! 5 days, 10:46:56 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[07/25/26 04:11:33] k0bura [186/566] has challenged x544B [332/787] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:55:28 is added to k0bura's clock.
[07/25/26 07:01:35] x544B and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[07/25/26 09:19:11] Linus Torvalds publicly lambasted x544B on LKML such that they can no longer look their coworkers in the eye. This delayed them 0 days, 07:15:22 from level 45.
[07/25/26 12:11:34] m0nde [11/786] has challenged x544B [510/787] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:22:57 is added to m0nde's clock.
[07/26/26 03:11:34] techDarko [246/1011] has challenged x544B [420/787] but is overpowered in combat! 6 days, 12:39:53 is added to techDarko's clock.
[07/26/26 14:11:35] PPP [220/573] has challenged x544B [674/787] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:42:56 is added to PPP's clock.
[07/26/26 19:15:21] x544B worked out how to factor large prime numbers. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:30 toward level 45.
[07/26/26 19:21:40] Dijkstra frowned upon x544B and their haphazard use of goto to create spaghetti code, so slowed them 1 day, 03:34:44 from level 45.
[07/27/26 00:11:33] w00t3r [416/630] has challenged x544B [293/787] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 04:14:06 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[07/27/26 04:26:33] ctrl-c [222/1524] has challenged x544B [532/787] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 22:33:36 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[07/27/26 10:19:47] Orville, k, and schizo [3459/3731] have team battled TheScryer, Gopher, and x544B [1448/2521] and won! 1 day, 23:29:59 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/26 05:11:35] schizo [92/1158] has challenged x544B [119/787] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 15:30:45 is added to schizo's clock.
[07/28/26 09:30:30] dirmaster0, PPP, and x544B [376/2547] have team battled TheScryer, ctrl-c, and Orville [1069/3557] and lost! 0 days, 09:01:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/26 11:11:34] TheScryer [182/893] has challenged x544B [492/787] but is defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:20:44 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[07/28/26 22:12:33] x544B [18/787] has come upon schizo [738/1158] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:24 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/28/26 22:55:46] m0nde, k0bura, and dubiago [1158/2568] have team battled street, r0d3nt, and x544B [2935/3286] and lost! 0 days, 08:47:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/26 02:11:35] w00t3r [247/630] has challenged x544B [133/787] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:57 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[07/29/26 09:11:35] dclaw [864/1003] has challenged x544B [447/787] and defeated them in combat! 8 days, 02:03:45 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[07/29/26 11:32:49] nax_, k0bura, x544B, and techDarko have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/29/26 13:11:34] TheScryer [793/893] has challenged x544B [430/787] and defeated them in combat! 6 days, 13:01:54 is removed from TheScryer's clock.
[07/29/26 13:14:52] PPP, x544B, and m0nde [729/2142] have team battled nax_, Gopher, and w00t3r [2254/2642] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/26 23:30:24] x544B, r0d3nt, and w00t3r [2355/3079] have team battled LeftShoe, Orville, and nax [2999/3478] and lost! 0 days, 05:20:55 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/26 03:11:34] dubiago [436/1211] has challenged x544B [20/787] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 06:36:41 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[07/30/26 07:58:24] r0d3nt, street, and x544B [6/3286] have team battled LeftShoe, dubiago, and dclaw [974/3581] and lost! 0 days, 04:43:30 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/26 16:44:03] x544B [52/787] has come upon w00t3r [5/630] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:02 is removed from x544B's clock.
[07/30/26 20:55:56] x544B founds the Church of Soylentology in order to make money from his unintelligible writings. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:14 toward level 45.
[07/31/26 10:38:43] x544B [133/787] has challenged druui [517/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/31/26 11:59:39] x544B got all retro and played Zaxxon all day. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:57 from level 46.
[07/31/26 12:59:59] x544B installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:59 toward level 46.
[07/31/26 16:11:34] x544B [557/787] has challenged r0d3nt [1622/1662] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 11:34:16 is added to x544B's clock.
[07/31/26 22:27:08] w00t3r [602/630] has challenged x544B [427/787] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:31:48 is removed from w00t3r's clock.
[08/01/26 17:11:33] r0d3nt [1559/1662] has challenged x544B [291/787] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:56 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/02/26 03:11:34] x544B [75/787] has challenged ngora [792/991] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:51:24 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/02/26 13:11:33] PPP [381/569] has challenged x544B [1/787] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:09 is removed from PPP's clock.
[08/03/26 15:15:08] x544B, m0nde, r0d3nt, and dirmaster0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/26 04:11:33] x544B [5/787] has challenged dirmaster0 [814/1191] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 22:56:59 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/04/26 18:11:33] x544B [173/787] has challenged druui [610/686] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:50 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/05/26 09:11:33] x544B [245/787] has challenged w00t3r [498/630] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:41 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/05/26 17:11:33] ctrl-c [209/1589] has challenged x544B [656/787] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:57:56 is added to ctrl-c's clock.
[08/05/26 19:44:18] x544B tried installing Windows 8. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:58 from level 46.
[08/06/26 04:38:23] x544B installed a surge suppressor. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:49 toward level 46.
[08/06/26 15:11:34] LeftShoe [338/1367] has challenged x544B [276/787] and pummelled them in combat! 6 days, 07:18:56 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[08/06/26 16:11:34] x544B [337/787] has challenged Orville [492/1163] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 13:32:44 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/06/26 20:02:27] x544B added slashdot.org to their HOSTS file. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:04 toward level 46.
[08/06/26 20:45:01] x544B got a comment moderated to +5 flamebait on SoylentNews. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:56 toward level 46.
[08/07/26 01:11:34] x544B [71/804] has challenged ctrl-c [180/1589] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 14:56:28 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/07/26 07:11:35] r0d3nt [94/1662] has challenged x544B [768/804] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:39:00 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[08/07/26 12:09:06] x544B had a head crash, wrecking their hard disk! x544B's hard disk loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/26 18:11:35] x544B [187/799] has challenged k [711/1484] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:42:31 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/08/26 08:11:34] x544B [698/799] has challenged k [1163/1484] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:19:54 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/08/26 10:57:15] x544B installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:33 toward level 46.
[08/08/26 16:23:33] x544B, dubiago, PPP, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/08/26 18:11:34] x544B [369/799] has challenged TheScryer [187/904] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:10 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/09/26 00:11:33] x544B [432/799] has challenged street [184/840] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:55:30 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/09/26 00:58:50] x544B [796/799] has come upon r0d3nt [276/1662] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 08:11:49 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/09/26 03:11:35] x544B [30/799] has challenged PPP [238/573] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 02:41:07 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/09/26 11:11:35] schizo [165/1158] has challenged x544B [632/799] but is defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:39:26 is added to schizo's clock.
[08/09/26 15:11:33] dclaw [936/1014] has challenged x544B [284/799] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 15:59:08 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/09/26 18:25:37] x544B, k, and street [2092/3123] have team battled druui, LeftShoe, and dclaw [2112/3090] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/26 02:11:34] k0bura [175/566] has challenged x544B [313/799] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 15:43:00 is added to k0bura's clock.
[08/10/26 03:24:53] x544B realises he's being surveilled as part of the NSA's Operation Dick-Pic. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:47 from level 46.
[08/10/26 06:25:07] x544B [332/799] has challenged dubiago [398/1211] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 05:13:09 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/10/26 10:11:33] x544B [562/799] has challenged Gopher [664/820] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 04:40:37 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/11/26 12:11:34] k0bura [337/566] has challenged x544B [539/799] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 10:31:44 is added to k0bura's clock.
[08/11/26 13:11:34] x544B [427/799] has challenged ngora [556/1008] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 18:14:34 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/11/26 23:11:34] x544B [189/799] has challenged ctrl-c [1324/1589] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 19:10:53 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/12/26 09:11:33] PPP [445/573] has challenged x544B [775/799] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:41:53 is added to PPP's clock.
[08/12/26 11:13:00] x544B and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/12/26 20:24:04] x544B and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/13/26 02:11:33] x544B [637/799] has challenged street [827/834] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 03:53:32 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/13/26 04:11:33] w00t3r [92/630] has challenged x544B [235/799] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 16:07:26 is added to w00t3r's clock.
[08/13/26 16:11:35] x544B [711/799] has challenged ngora [786/1008] but is pummelled in combat! 1 day, 22:48:18 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/13/26 21:38:31] x544B and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/13/26 22:29:10] x544B and dclaw's frequent contributions to an Open Source project impress the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/14/26 01:11:34] ctrl-c [665/1589] has challenged x544B [324/799] and defeated them in combat! 4 days, 12:25:49 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/14/26 07:11:35] r0d3nt [39/1653] has challenged x544B [701/799] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:24:45 is added to r0d3nt's clock.
[08/14/26 11:11:35] r0d3nt [1260/1653] has challenged x544B [252/799] and crushed them in combat! 0 days, 08:53:52 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[08/14/26 13:11:35] x544B [48/799] has challenged schizo [60/1161] but is battered in combat! 1 day, 07:45:33 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/14/26 15:26:05] r0d3nt, k0bura, and nax_ [226/3390] have team battled x544B, dirmaster0, and techDarko [483/2997] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/15/26 07:37:45] ctrl-c [1525/1589] has come upon x544B [354/803] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 20:24:08 is removed from ctrl-c's clock.
[08/15/26 10:22:26] x544B and ngora's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/15/26 16:46:53] x544B, schizo, and k [2035/3455] have team battled druui, m0nde, and k0bura [1009/2050] and won! 1 day, 13:05:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/26 16:53:26] Maker [11/316] has challenged x544B [289/803] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to Maker's clock.
[08/15/26 18:19:34] x544B and dclaw's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/16/26 02:11:33] x544B [462/803] has challenged dclaw [784/1014] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:14:24 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/16/26 15:11:34] ngora [363/1008] has challenged x544B [283/803] and pummelled them in combat! 5 days, 12:16:39 is removed from ngora's clock.
[08/17/26 11:11:35] dubiago [311/1211] has challenged x544B [461/803] but is overpowered in combat! 10 days, 01:40:53 is added to dubiago's clock.
[08/17/26 11:13:36] x544B found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:17 toward level 47.
[08/17/26 15:11:35] Orville [1119/1163] has challenged x544B [323/803] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 18:48:23 is removed from Orville's clock.
[08/17/26 19:11:35] x544B [267/803] has challenged LeftShoe [182/1384] and overpowered them in combat! 0 days, 23:06:01 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/17/26 19:37:20] x544B reseated their RAM chips! x544B's RAM gains 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/26 20:11:35] LeftShoe [1129/1384] has challenged x544B [267/805] and crushed them in combat! 4 days, 06:16:50 is removed from LeftShoe's clock.
[08/18/26 06:57:15] Gopher [461/820] has come upon x544B [50/805] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 15:09:22 is removed from Gopher's clock.
[08/18/26 16:11:33] LeftShoe [579/1384] has challenged x544B [651/805] but is pummelled in combat! 7 days, 00:49:48 is added to LeftShoe's clock.
[08/19/26 00:15:53] x544B upgraded their compiler. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:52 toward level 47.
[08/19/26 10:11:35] dubiago [904/1211] has challenged x544B [218/805] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 16:27:47 is removed from dubiago's clock.
[08/19/26 13:13:27] x544B [220/805] has come upon k [1039/1491] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 08:33:49 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/19/26 14:11:33] x544B [109/805] has challenged LeftShoe [1089/1384] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 09:51:44 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/19/26 16:11:35] x544B [0/805] has challenged street [298/834] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:13 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/20/26 18:11:33] k [364/1491] has challenged x544B [803/805] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:42:39 is added to k's clock.
[08/21/26 02:11:34] x544B [554/805] has challenged schizo [544/1161] and battered them in combat! 0 days, 04:15:18 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/21/26 08:11:33] TheScryer [383/910] has challenged x544B [787/805] but is defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:36:11 is added to TheScryer's clock.
[08/21/26 23:11:35] nax_ [989/1155] has challenged x544B [243/805] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 11:30:17 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[08/22/26 04:52:36] dclaw, dirmaster0, and dubiago [1603/3413] have team battled nax_, x544B, and druui [891/2656] and won! 6 days, 13:44:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/26 11:11:35] x544B [637/805] has challenged druui [41/696] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 01:00:08 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/22/26 12:30:34] m0nde, TheScryer, and dubiago [476/2905] have team battled schizo, x544B, and druui [1087/2662] and lost! 0 days, 06:10:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/26 17:53:59] x544B [501/805] has challenged PPP [493/573] and bruised them in combat! 0 days, 21:24:24 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/22/26 20:11:33] x544B [322/805] has challenged Orville [821/1163] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:45:02 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/23/26 01:34:00] x544B got root access to the local university's supercluster. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:12 toward level 48.
[08/23/26 01:55:47] Maker, k, and w00t3r [245/2529] have team battled x544B, r0d3nt, and druui [2652/3154] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/26 02:38:30] x544B, Gopher, k, and dirmaster0 have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/23/26 13:11:34] x544B [501/805] has challenged Orville [714/1163] but is overpowered in combat! 0 days, 18:01:36 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/23/26 17:37:30] x544B, Maker, and Gopher [785/2013] have team battled Orville, schizo, and TheScryer [1733/3234] and lost! 0 days, 04:49:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/26 20:12:59] x544B found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:34 toward level 48.
[08/23/26 22:02:40] x544B, k, Orville, and r0d3nt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/24/26 02:11:35] x544B [453/805] has challenged Gopher [125/806] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:36:39 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/25/26 02:11:35] dclaw [529/1158] has challenged x544B [5/805] and defeated them in combat! 13 days, 11:05:31 is removed from dclaw's clock.
[08/25/26 22:35:21] ctrl-c, street, and x544B [1764/3229] have team battled m0nde, Orville, and schizo [1504/3126] and won! 0 days, 05:48:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/26 06:11:34] x544B [778/805] has challenged Gopher [226/854] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 02:29:57 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/26/26 06:20:20] x544B fell to a phishing scheme. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:25 from level 48.
[08/26/26 10:11:34] x544B [123/805] has challenged Gopher [400/854] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:30 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/26/26 12:39:49] x544B [801/805] has come upon ctrl-c [856/1589] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 01:58:59 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/26/26 15:39:23] x544B found the world's largest prime. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:17 toward level 48.
[08/26/26 21:41:56] x544B [671/805] has challenged PPP [351/576] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/27/26 00:09:27] schizo, x544B, PPP, and Orville have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/28/26 10:11:33] x544B [579/805] has challenged druui [195/735] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 13:05:26 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/28/26 20:33:34] x544B installed NetBSD on their iPad. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:05 toward level 49.
[08/29/26 14:11:35] x544B [745/805] has challenged Maker [408/413] and defeated them in combat! 0 days, 05:15:55 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/30/26 04:18:33] dclaw, m0nde, and k0bura [363/2551] have team battled dubiago, x544B, and druui [1150/2754] and lost! 1 day, 19:55:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/26 15:57:26] x544B and ngora's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[08/31/26 11:12:14] x544B [77/805] has challenged m0nde [450/802] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:12:20 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/31/26 12:11:35] x544B [660/805] has challenged Maker [233/456] and defeated them in combat! 1 day, 03:01:33 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/31/26 18:11:35] x544B [802/805] has challenged druui [47/735] and crushed them in combat! 1 day, 06:50:25 is removed from x544B's clock.
[08/31/26 23:11:35] x544B [498/805] has challenged TheScryer [600/930] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 10:14:13 is added to x544B's clock.
[08/31/26 23:51:12] k0bura, x544B, Gopher, and druui have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/26 01:11:34] k0bura [248/591] has challenged x544B [699/805] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:03:38 is added to k0bura's clock.
[09/01/26 05:31:07] x544B [499/805] has come upon ctrl-c [838/1605] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:06:45 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/01/26 21:27:46] schizo, x544B, ngora, and dclaw have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/02/26 11:11:34] x544B [3/805] has challenged Gopher [501/854] but is defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:27:03 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/02/26 18:16:49] r0d3nt [658/1653] has challenged x544B [301/805] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 20:57:12 is removed from r0d3nt's clock.
[09/02/26 22:16:48] x544B [472/805] has challenged k [1030/1491] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:33:07 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/03/26 07:16:49] x544B [747/805] has challenged r0d3nt [1577/1653] but is crushed in combat! 1 day, 15:56:01 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/03/26 15:16:50] x544B [432/805] has challenged idleClaw [1218/1654] but is crushed in combat! 0 days, 04:34:10 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/04/26 10:16:50] RDNt [1090/1095] has challenged x544B [54/805] and crushed them in combat! 2 days, 11:44:55 is removed from RDNt's clock.
[09/04/26 13:16:48] k [406/1491] has challenged x544B [88/805] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 07:50:51 is removed from k's clock.
[09/04/26 19:49:19] nax_ [954/1313] has challenged x544B [349/805] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 05:19:26 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/05/26 04:16:48] schizo [482/1161] has challenged x544B [407/805] and pummelled them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:51 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/05/26 14:26:11] x544B [554/833] has challenged nax_ [1093/1313] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:20:11 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/05/26 19:16:49] m0nde [583/802] has challenged x544B [4/833] and defeated them in combat! 2 days, 12:37:40 is removed from m0nde's clock.
[09/05/26 23:16:48] x544B [543/833] has challenged Maker [376/439] and overpowered them in combat! 1 day, 11:18:10 is removed from x544B's clock.
[09/06/26 06:16:49] x544B [16/833] has challenged PPP [518/576] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:26:09 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/06/26 09:46:42] ngora [739/1410] has come upon x544B [411/833] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 10:02:52 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/06/26 10:03:53] ngora [1302/1410] has come upon x544B [352/833] and crushed them in combat! 3 days, 00:10:03 is removed from ngora's clock.
[09/06/26 14:16:50] x544B [87/833] has challenged Maker [350/439] but is defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:26:50 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/06/26 16:09:37] nax_ [1062/1313] has come upon x544B [313/833] and crushed them in combat! 7 days, 13:50:47 is removed from nax_'s clock.
[09/06/26 22:29:01] x544B [292/833] has come upon PPP [458/576] but is overpowered in combat! 1 day, 16:29:48 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/07/26 01:16:50] x544B [312/833] has challenged nax_ [1072/1313] but is crushed in combat! 2 days, 15:46:45 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/07/26 02:26:20] schizo [204/1154] has challenged x544B [508/833] but is defeated in combat! 7 days, 02:26:38 is added to schizo's clock.
[09/07/26 06:16:50] x544B [666/833] has challenged dubiago [170/1208] and defeated them in combat! 3 days, 14:47:29 is removed from x544B's clock.
[09/07/26 07:16:49] x544B [240/833] has challenged Orville [623/1195] but is defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:23:12 is added to x544B's clock.
[09/07/26 12:16:49] schizo [1118/1154] has challenged x544B [463/833] and defeated them in combat! 7 days, 21:42:58 is removed from schizo's clock.
[09/07/26 12:32:48] x544B and dclaw's unrelenting gainsaying of RIAA and MPAA FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[09/07/26 16:16:48] k0bura [297/602] has challenged x544B [325/833] but is pummelled in combat! 0 days, 21:26:44 is added to k0bura's clock.
[09/08/26 08:57:24] x544B found a SQL injection exploit on /.. This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:04 toward level 51.
[09/08/26 10:35:51] LeftShoe, ngora, x544B, and nax have enriched the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/26 13:16:49] ngora [463/1410] has challenged x544B [378/833] and overpowered them in combat! 4 days, 11:03:54 is removed from ngora's clock.